The Most UNHINGED Hunting Game Ever Made

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˃ 🎬 Highlights for - • BIOLOGY 2: THE REVENGE
˃ 🎮 Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013
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[@Edditaur]

Little bit of context for vod watchers: Phil is quite famously awful with biology, and once had a stream where he was quizzed on biology questions by Ellie. This was advertised as a sequel to that stream. We didn't know he was going to play this until it started up on stream lmao

[@thesea-bass]

The protagonist single handedly destroyed the eco system. And that's absolutely horrible. BUT, said protagonist is Shadow the Hedgehog, and that fact makes everything that goes down in this game perfect comedy gold.

[@epicgamer-ny4fj]

I will say, having a character that just goes "near extinct? Well, clearly I need to finish the job!" Is perfect

[@timmyreobed5043]

I like to imagine the protagonist became a conservationist purely to see if people would let him hunt in animal sanctuaries.

[@MB-dn1fx]

The answer, based on the game, is yes.

[@arkthegreenwolfx3627]

They never taught me that you need to be a dark souls character while hunting in school

[@LoneCrow-kj1ie]

Hunting IN school?

[@Json_1040]

@@LoneCrow-kj1ie_He did not _*_stutter._*

[@kaden-sd6vb]

*So have you ever heard of monster hunter?*

[@FancyMcSchmancy]

I can’t believe all it took for Phil to learn biology was glassing half of both Africa and Canada.

[@Ghostly3011]

9:02 Adding on to this, moose swim so often that their most common predator is the orca. *THE MOOSE’S BIGGEST PREDATOR IS ORCAS*

[@z-mac664]

Shadow the Conservationist versus Supreme Druid Halligan is the crossover the world needs in these troubled times.

[@anthonysaylor8120]

Games you would never expect to have survival horror DNA in them, but 100% do: - Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013 - Kingdom Hearts

[@purplemax5140]

" I'm a conservationist!" *HUNTS EVERY ANIMAL IN EXISTENCE*

[@Mr.scooter-le8yo]

Ants gotta eat something

[@espio87]

"As a conservationist, Jacob does a lot for rare species. Mostly, he keeps them rare."

[@personamithulu]

"Yeah I'm a conservationist." >Proceeds to hunt 15 african elephants, 10 black rhinos, and a lion.

[@Bluecho4]

"Am I hallucinating?" Honestly, this is probably the best, least emotionally devastating way to interpret the plot of this game. The protagonist is locked in a Silent Hill-ass journey of the mind. Battling his inner demons that take the form of legions of inexplicably hostile wildlife.

[@umbreonhyperdream]

That's so funny actually (in a morbid way). Bro's just triping heavy from shock after watching his dad maybe 10 years didn't even pass

[@rawhead1486]

I want to mention someone made the calculations for the amount of dead animals underneath MandaloreGaming's video about this game Your player character managed to wipe out *2% of the entire animal population in Africa by himself*

[@kuroshiba1903]

I have this theory where the protagonist is actually going through psicotic episodes during the whole gameplay and most of the animals he "hunts" are in his head, hence why they dissapear after being killed, but the ones who don't are usually deer outside of the map and bosses like the Black Lion, wich everyone only mentions one of as far as I remember, and you start seeing hordes of them only after they mention it. Btw I didn't know this game was that rare, I may have the demo downloaded in my 360

[@auroragamer1]

You are the second coming of Matpat

[@goofy-ahh101.]

*THAT IS CALLED P.T.S.D.*

[@givowo]

this game series got more and more unhinged with every iteration

[@snowystar4984]

I had a theory near the start of the vid/stream that Jacob (player character) became a conservationist to enter animal reserves in order to hunt endangered species. But after watching the whole thing, I think it's less of a theory and more so implied.

[@TheKaijuKing54]

It’s impossible for me to watch the final boss of this game without imagining Shadow saying, “Disgusting black creatures. Get out of my sight.”

[@andrewdiaz3529]

This game was Cabella's attempt to save the oversaturated hunting game genre by making it a Modern Warfare clone, which is why it's like this.

[@Pikminenjoyerbunchofnumbers]

Shadow the hedgehog goes on an adventure to make every single species extinct while the only thing they fear is you plays in the background

[@Dabeggu]

I just love Ellie saying "you can't do that!" While trying to breathe. While Phil is, actively, currently doing that 😂😂😂😂 I love watching you two play together. An absolute treat, the chemistry is unmatched. From the good ol' drunk era to the modern sober one, i absolutely LOVE the videos with both of you in it at the same time

[@mack4919]

Fun fact: I actually own this game for the ps3 even has its own custom controller gun. I gotta replay it sometime

[@TheEmeraldSword04]

This highlight goes out in father's memory!

[@Myu142]

We need to change the achievement, "In memory of Dad" to "In memory of Ellie" she died for this stream

[@sargentgamer4036]

Your a Conservationist yes? *5 minute's later KILL EVERYTHING THAT MOVES I love this games

[@JRexTheKing]

Shadow the Hedgehog goes on a bloodlusted rampage in Africa: The Game

[@N3oncrow]

After months it's finally here Edit comments: In Father's Memory

[@evanmccrea8431]

"Defend the vehicle" is another way of saying "commit animal genocide" apparently

[@dquiroga100-rt1mn]

the African safari segment was literally a Call of Duty moment. i was expecting you to pull out a M-16 and you here in your earpiece "lets do this"

[@andrewdiaz3529]

This game was Cabella attempting to save the dying hunting game genre that they oversaturated themselves specifically by trying to be a Call of Duty clone. That is why it's like this

[@paragonrobbie9270]

You know...with this and the Mystery of the *DROODS,* I think Phil may like Mandalore...just maybe.

[@epkurnissheoway]

yeah maybe

[@25isopods]

i'm so thrilled to have found his channel bc mandalore has a talent for finding the most insane games imaginable and i love seeing someone play them

[@qroniz]

SAND STOOOOORM *kills every single thing that moves*

[@kiwitibs7858]

A yes, Cabela's Dangerous Hunts 2013. I really love animals and this just................................ I don't know what to say about this.

[@sweptcircle6722]

I loved how the stream mainly consists of destroying the ecosystem while laughing like madmen

[@25isopods]

the fucking DOOM music over the hyena boss rush sequence made me do an actual fucking spit take, thank you phil and ellie very cool

[@Zimux]

Phil casually spawncamping cougars by accident is the glow up of my day

[@TestowyTest]

In father's memory I still remember how hard the stream made me laughGreat hightlighs

[@SaynYT]

This has to be my favourite stream, honestly. I remember laughing like a maniac during the entire stream

[@Scultic-kn3zw]

The idea of having someone tell you info and history about animals calmly, while you are in the middle of ANIMAL GENOCIDE CHAOS, is bloody amusing as hell. XD

[@DefinitelynotaRobotYT]

IN FATHER'S MEMORY

[@dylanfrancis5996]

That little bear is having their poor sanity broken in the most hilarious way 🤣 This damn game is a trip and then a crap-ton more! 😆

[@saibot1246]

WWF: you can't do that Cabela: I'm gonna kill this whole ecosystem as a warm up

[@kastar23]

The sound Ellie makes at 1:30 gets me every, fucking time.

[@Vineepool]

Genuinely the best way to learn about biology

[@Brian_Griffin_Gaming]

Learning about animals the right way

[@thediam0nddrag0n78]

*the only way

[@Leszy2137]

finally, a highlight video of the biggest laughing fit in history. In father's memory

[@dejinnthedjinn5311]

1:18 Treating that wolf like Old Yeller.

[@ravenwolf1244]

Ah yes, Cabela’s, that place I went to as a kid that had fish tanks, taxidermy, and really good fudge Also home to the dark souls hunting simulator

[@AlderiteNagami]

That stream made me die from laughing way too much. God Dammit this stream was so funny

[@desinteresado125]

Just to know, the last thing they said was in the lines of ''how about we start this safari, together, like Dad wanted?'' They are about to exterminate 1/3 of Africa's biosphere.

[@gamemasternintendoo]

6:34 Why am I getting Resident Evil vibes from the hyenas jumping through the windows of the abandoned building?

[@SarthMannson]

13:31 it's funny because the voice of the protagonist is the same as Shadow The Hedgehog

[@wohsreh4162]

Best stream I’ve ever been on. In father’s memory.

[@Tulipia5]

"¡¿Pero qué están haciendo?!" "Nos estamos deshaciendo de la plaga de animales en peligro de extinción" - 31 minutos

[@NoppyOwO]

31 minutos spotted que chido ñ

[@Nolan65775]

The funny thing is that this probably isn't the craziest ending to one of these games. There is a Dangerous Hunts game where you play as Big-Dicked Big Game Hunter trying to track down his friend named Bullseye, yes really, who disappeared. So you go on this global search for your friend who apparently worked with a group called Wilderness Rescue which apparently just goes around and hunting down animals that have killed people or some shit. So after killing wolves and bears in North America, Lions and Cheetahs and Hyenas in Africa, Tigers in India and then crocodiles in Austrilia, you eventually you get to Siberia where Bullseye's last location wise and it turns out that the thing that killed him was a fucking Yeti.

[@normeychiapatterson9559]

this is one of those rare occasions where i can't pick a funny part in the video. it was all unhinged chaos and i loved it

[@teambooster183]

6:00 "mankind is dead, blood is fuel, Africa is full" - random subscriber, 2024

[@VoltageHunter]

Oh hey that’s me

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

I'm not someone who hates animals, but this game just reminds me of those games in Chuck E cheese. Where you play with 2 players and they both have guns, and you get to like it more different places and stuff.

[@stephanos6128]

rail shooters

[@Iamaperson-f3r]

@@stephanos6128 that is exactly what I was thinking of.

[@JVMonge]

“Defend the vehicle!”

[@VoltageHunter]

Maybe the Biology was the animals we hunted along the way

[@nova7931]

This is the second most insane game you have every played the first being mystery of the druid

[@maributalsofwoggie]

YES!! Super excited to watch this, this stream was so funny man

[@gamrr_NERD]

Little do people know some wolves practice the Jedi arts and turn into force ghost when they die.

[@CoalEater_Elli]

I love how mountain lion just kept respawning and Phil just kept shooting it in the face as soon as it appeared. It's like it was stuck in a time loop

[@plagidoktor5812]

2:27 DEFEND THE MOTHERFUCKING VEHICLE PHIL!

[@kokogojira8269]

Respect your prey !!!

[@GPS.J1932]

Definitely the best stream of season 4. Idk if anything can top it aside from druids

[@Steamlazer]

IN FATHER'S MEMORY ‼️‼️

[@EBTcraft15]

He is a conservationist. Conserving humanity from animals.

[@Potatoviewer-e7t]

17:40 I legit thought this was ellie. That slime voicecrack💀

[@tarcat]

Peta hates this game with a passion i bet.

[@GearShotgun]

Jacob is absolutely a conservationist. He MAKES animals endangered, thus opening them up for conservation efforts.

[@NyanTheCartoon]

In Father’s memory

[@thatpersondrawing]

That intro tho-

[@ron9174]

2:34 This has got to be the funniest shit i have ever seen in video game history.

[@thezambambo2184]

So about the jeep section, it's bat shit insane, yes, but not as insane as you might think, Water Buffalo are notoriously defensive, to the point they're nicknamed Widowmaker and Black Death, Rhinos are possibly even moreso because they're damn near blind and live in one of the harshest environments on Earth. And then there's the Hippo, who acts exactly as a pissed off (Aka always) Bull Hippo does

[@q-miiproductions878]

These are cape buffalo, not water buffalo.

[@thezambambo2184]

@@q-miiproductions878 I thought it was two names for the same thing?

[@q-miiproductions878]

As an animal lover, I unironically love this game. Beat it around high school and had tons of fun.

[@ZF_ZVhs]

*"i killed those animals out of self-defence i swear i'm a conservationist"*

[@warsawsoldier9971]

The Nat Geo logo in the corner is like a Live Leak logo equivalent in this context.

[@JMoney_TheGangster]

I love learning about animals! Especially their anatomical features!!!

[@yourlocalsleepparalysisdemon.]

God I love National Geographic

[@Strv103Moment]

"In fathers memory" and the description- Nail half of the safari😂

[@gamemasternintendoo]

Now someone needs to edit the Water buffalo stampede scene from the Lion King and add someone driving a jeep through the middle of it, while someone else is shooting at the buffalo. And just to piss off PETA, put their logo on the side of the jeep. 😏

[@sup4923]

Oh I remember playing a game like this, it wasn't about normal animals since the goal was hunting dinosaurs but still

[@Doktor_CC]

The most realistic animal -hunter- conservationist experience. Now with more naturally spawning health and ammo!

[@A_leird]

this is definitely a hunting game

[@beaufangs]

FINALLY!!! I've been wanting this for AGES!!! THANK YOU!!!

[@swagnate8571]

Loved playing this game growing up, started playing this when I was like 7 or something

[@oliverlowe6967]

27 minutes of phisnom endangering wild animals. Absolutely great idea

[@Funnylegoguy]

Phil during the entire stream: “Peace was never an option.”

[@25isopods]

learning about animals in the same way that Richard Speck learned about those nurses

[@AdmiralPrestonJColeTheGigaChad]

I mean......Jacob is a conservationist,alright.He is conserving mankind against it's greatest enemy i.e. mother nature.

[@Eyeballth3vampire]

I like how while I was watching this video, I got an ad about bracelets that track animals.

[@MAJR172]

9:01 Fun Fact: The only known natural predator of the Moose is the Killer Whale.

[@aquaticchaos1717]

And here I thought the Undertale translated stream would be the pinnacle of Phisnom videos

[@Ilovespinosaurs]

As an animal lover, this is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen 😂

[@wut7176]

Fact: The Desert Eagle uses .50 Action Express rounds, considered to be one of the most powerful handgun rounds so the fact that regular cape buffalos can tank such a round proves that nature is actually a threat to mankind

[@blindedjourneyman]

Omg I LOVED THIS GAME GROWING UP! WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN?!

[@ZeekkoW_GAL]

DEFEND THE VEHICLE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🔥🗣️🗣️

[@noobertnooberton84]

you just got yourself a new subscriber! this stuff is hilarious! amazing content!

[@Candjstudios2024]

This is far from the most unhinged. You need to play KILL THE BEAR™️

[@KennethFernandez-x2t]

Finally I knew they were going to make a stream highlight video of this 💚

[@dacknostrum]

The Mandalore Video of this game was fucking WILD! I'm gonna go watch that, it's the next up in my feed!

[@violetdrake6383]

I on God actually thought this game was created by National Geographic for a bit.