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[@unavailableun]

Okay, a video ending in "we can only dream" right before Dream's face reveal? Are you guys conspiring?

[@ilikechickennuggets4983]

OMFGGG WAIT A MIN

[@DannyCurrinton]

don't worry i was thinking about that too.. wait a minu-

[@alicekoscianski]

Ikr

[@lukabolgov3144]

Yes he was and he was right

[@greaterglider]

OMG

[@TheEngieTF2]

4:40 "Can I put a sapling on you?" Phoenix's way of flirting with women

[@func_e]

you mean my way

[@mcmoonball]

No, it would be "IN you." Maybe I should just stop existing.

[@o-owow9612]

"can i plant my saplings in you?"

[@SeigeGoat]

😳😳😳

[@lucasthech]

"Can I put a sapling on you? Because you are dirt(y)"

[@Milko-xk5wt]

I recommend researching Lonsdaleite. It is borderline impossible to form a crystal of size that would be any useful. Also it's hardness isn't really tested properly becouse of lack of good samples so we can't really confirm it's properties.

[@Illuminati_HD]

@Secret Video: don't tell anyone of what? Potatos or Rick Ashleys?

[@entidy]

@Secret Video: don't tell anyone begone bot scum

[@Max21757]

Becouse ?

[@Majima_Nowhere]

I feel like this is the case for most new elements or materials discovered. "Hey look we discovered element 120 and we're calling it whocaresonite" "Cool, what can it be used for?" "Nothing, because we only made 3 atoms which decayed into lead after 0.03 picoseconds" "Neat."

[@DukeTheMonkey.]

No way you like this reply… Edit: I DIDNT EDIT IT YET 💀

[@Person_Personson]

My favorite part about KZbin autogenerated captions is that sometimes during long bits with no dialogue, you just get Vietnam (0:55)

[@Person_Personson]

This was seconds before the next part of the video with the Vietnam frog

[@sussdood]

foreign is everywhere

[@OrangeyGuy]

@@sussdood true

[@Tethrarxitet]

vietnam, thank you, and foreign are usually the captions i get

[@NoahTravit]

That beat be fire do.

[@RandomGS]

3:58 sonic when he runs:

[@portapogger]

good one

[@C.5.]

1:50 I would honestly take this over what we currently have for moving villagers.

[@tobroney5692]

Nah it's better mount. It's faster than pig and don't need to be tamed like horse.

[@kgamesnyc]

@Secret Video: don't tell anyone let me tell you a secret: i can ignore this 💀

[@Beano__]

you wanna ride your slaves?

[@DigitalJedi]

I just wish it was easier to get them places in general. Maybe the ability to link up minecarts with chain so we didn't have to make so many trips with the railway system.

[@voidx7697]

It's a new part of the 1:02 "that" update

[@brainbroad2091]

1:18 I can only dream of the day that bookshelves could hold books. Imagine using your enchanting room as a storage for your book enchants

[@EnderTBone]

This comment aged poorly. (Or did it age well? I don't know.)

[@anarix0]

@@EnderTBone yea

[@Ivebeenpraticing]

It aged well

[@MsJengu]

IT NOW CAN!!!1!1!1!

[@subscheme]

aged well

[@Xthebest_YT]

4:09 looks like the house from family guy

[@NovaQ_Music]

bro the "we can only dream" at the end was too perfect, I dunno if it was intentional or not, but it was pretty perfect

[@PhoenixSC]

It was.

[@NovaQ_Music]

@@PhoenixSC nice

[@nagulasrilatha]

@@PhoenixSC hello make r34 blaze pls

[@lukejensen9933]

@@nagulasrilatha NO.

[@redknight07_]

What was perfect

[@timothydong9395]

i cannot believe the people who create these images- and their amazing talent

[@justablahajlover]

Me, who made so much popular posts on r/PhoenixSC but didnt get even one featured --> 😢

[@DannyCurrinton]

r/PhenoixSC is phub but minecraft edition

[@definitelynotagenocider5204]

@@justablahajlover when he kept scrolling while saying "another one" I thought I'd have my post (female snow golem) featured too, it didn't make it to the top posts but am proud of it lol

[@justablahajlover]

@@definitelynotagenocider5204 Yea same, but mine wasn't about snow golem...

[@Irby5753]

Female snow golem moment

[@enigmatic2878]

I love how "Not Safe" is the name of the guy who made the ridable villager. I mistook it like it's unsafe to ride a villager

[@user-xj3wy7qc9g]

He’s a pretty popular KZbinr.

[@user-sf7xp2ee4h]

You shoud watch him

[@filipek36]

2:29 6 year old me in the nether:

[@tprofi452]

4:06 is actually recreating a scene from family guy where Peter has fallen down the stairs, I don't think Phoenix realized that.

[@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken]

guessing by the comments, not many others noticed either. arrangement of the stairs gave it away for me, the egg and the furnace stereo then confirmed it.

[@MrMan76]

@@LiterallyAllNamesAreTaken yeah same

[@finnworchurst6408]

Something about how he’s laying against the blue really hit me with the reference aha

[@KangarBoaten]

I also noticed that lol

[@slayer-asp-6670]

i didnt even need to look at everything, i just saw the body pose

[@randaranatunga7259]

3:52 I love that drawing of the blaze, it looks like a smiling mutant Cheeto.

[@baconbitz4894]

Fren blaze

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

It really does look great I hope we don’t see any rule 34 blazes(I can think of a way, and it’s probably more tame than others could come up with)

[@xd3athclawx554]

@@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766 all im saying is that each floating rod can be made into a different type of rod, and then make the main body more feminine

[@Beancent_]

@@baconbitz4894 YES I was looking to see if anyone else noticed the Fren blaze

[@flarethefox9836]

@@xd3athclawx554 that’s what I thought it was when looking at it

[@FJ1528]

1:09 sus sound made by Phoenix

[@portapogger]

bro who scored a hole in one

[@Rabute]

YOOOOOOOOOOO TYSM FOR FEATURING MY ART TWICE!!1!1

[@plankera]

1:33 I’ve noticed that pixel shifting a long time ago, it also occurs on more menu changes. Here’s another thing no one caught: In the clip of the hamster the surrounding block textures are a mix of modern and programmer art.

[@lilywalker7499]

you're so right I just realized the textures don't align

[@Dionyxium]

We'll get so much stuff from the spaghetti update. Steve's legs will be weak and his arms'll be heavy. You join a world and he's vomited on his shirt already. Hey, wait, is that mom's spaghetti?

[@mif_sovremennosty]

Also there is should be a tall skeleton with red scarf that always wants to feed you with his very untasty spaghetties

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

Plus, sometimes you'll think you're going to get a hug from a cute creeper, only to realise it was actually interested in the Warden behind you. And just when you think things can't be any more embarrassing, you open your inventory and >Spaghetti falls out all over the floor >You try and clean it up with your leather armour >Just spreads it everywhere >Start crying and run away >YFW dQw4w9WgXcQ,jpg

[@LYB4]

and the "Respawn" button on the death screen now says "snap back to reality"

[@teko_non2793]

1:43 *”Not safe”*

[@ZickZenniYT]

1:38 sadly Minecraft doesn't has a mask layer, they just render the dirt background again for the scrollview

[@anarix0]

I saw the background cause i make resourcepacks, its annoying

[@confoozledfox]

As an Italian, I think the spaghetti update would be an excellent addition to Minecraft.

[@gattinolover8757]

i am italian

[@matdavcraft]

​@@gattinolover8757 Mario improved

[@gattinolover8757]

@@matdavcraft Mario: thanks!!!!

[@Hex_the_hexagon]

As a pasta loving American I'd have to agree

[@vuongquocao]

1:14 This is a Minecraft recreation of the Library of Babel, which is a universe that is filled with every possible combination of letters, all in books in a library. In the original story, every single moment in history is in those books, from the past to predictions of the future. (I don't know how to summarize it well, so you should look it up if you want to know more)

[@kingacrisius]

He knows

[@evilhealer]

Vsauce talked about it in one of his videos

[@willdesouza3968]

yeah that's cool but the Minecraft world is finite so even with the whole world being this Library it wouldn't have that possibility. The infinite monkey theorem is a very similar alternative.

[@tatashie]

That's the first thing I thought of.

[@DotEyeOnline]

Good summary! Due to the finite size of the Minecraft world, this version only contains every possible 15 character page.

[@edgarfromspaceYT]

3:29 why am I watching this on NNN?!!!

[@woomyboy98]

4:50 Can't wait for the Garden and Guardin update where they add new crops and new types of zombies

[@jorgesuspeito6539]

3:21 I don't even know what to say But the first thing that came to mind was "What the heck is this?"

[@alternativeuniverse6257]

3:30 one day Phoenix is forced to make a female snow Golem mod...

[@herowither12354]

Minedoll on Planet Minecraft has a Cute Mob Models resource pack, that's a continuation of an old mod, where all the mobs are cute girls. That's got a snow golem.

[@takenname8053]

Yes please

[@Rabute]

I aprove it.

[@Kuino]

@Secret Video: don't tell anyone ok i replied

[@jacobfrench8835]

What's next, female warden...? I... don't even wanna talk about it.

[@number1star]

The hamster parkour is so adorableeee!! The work put into that too xD

[@TomGibson.]

I’m shocked there aren’t more comments about it, that was so cute

[@THE0N3AND0NLY]

4:40 "can I put a sapling on you" is ironically once of the most disturbing and dirty things phoenix has ever said.

[@obi330]

0:49 thats a nice dropper level

[@ailtonjossimarjoveltorres5915]

3:15 my brother in pixels that's a Lumenite bar from Terraria

[@donovanmahan2901]

4:23 reminds me of a Phineas and Ferb episode where Baljeet has them make the Infinite Probability Generator that clones him whenever he had to make a decision.

[@kidscalkin2018]

The part where the villager laying down while dancing with music and redstone lamps at the start 00:00 I really liked it that I added this video as my Bookmarks bar/KZbin Videos/ Favorite Videos.

[@user-cu4ru1om5t]

3:53 Phoenix, they did it ages ago there was something called Mob Talker

[@cinnamoncat8950]

I remember seeing that when I was a kid, it's that old

[@ijustpooped]

why did i search it up😭

[@cinnamoncat8950]

@@ijustpooped the comments on the mob talker fandom wiki are hilarious and terrifying, everyone on there is either angry, horny, or both. I saw a comment from 2014, which just goes to show how old it is I saw a

[@brightblackhole2442]

@@cinnamoncat8950 can we pay our respects to this fallen commenter who unfortunately collapsed from anxiety and regret while typing this

[@grimlar]

I don’t think anyone has pointed it out yet because I don’t think Phoenix got it, but the “fallen down the stairs” post is meant to be like the living room in Family Guy.

[@richardpike8748]

oh thanks

[@itloaf]

ayo the pizza here

[@stardrop673]

Yeah Peter is the Guy who fell down the stairs

[@stardrop673]

Or was it Lois

[@MarvelousButter]

was searching for this comment

[@ApleAndStuf]

I just love when your reddit comes up with cursed minecraft stuff it just makes my day :)

[@0m1ett]

The Hamster is going through some stuff, he could actually hurt himself with these contraptions not nice at all. They are very delicate

[@Potactical]

0:01 RIP Coolio

[@marujagulamtico3346]

What music is that

[@Marcazz123]

@@marujagulamtico3346 it's called "Gangsta's Paradise" by Coolio

[@Potactical]

@@marujagulamtico3346 Gangsters paradise, also the song that played on the first sonic movie trailer

[@marujagulamtico3346]

Thanks=)

[@epicgaming11195]

0:35 the minecraft mod "environmental tech" adds lonsdaleite into the game

[@jimhall3910]

3:02 1.20 the better nether update with new portals

[@domino-dude]

0:49 my god, I haven't heard that song in years. brings me back

[@parthis5231]

4:35 the stuff in it looks like Cheddar, Swiss, Ham, Bacon, Salami 😋

[@ChairTheBee]

Hors d'oeuvres cube

[@TheOrigamiGenius]

I need recovery ingots every time I watch Phoenix's subreddit videos

[@rockhoggaming]

its so cursed u need more than one recovery ingot per subreddit video, the real question is how many?

[@altrombone1775]

@@rockhoggaming Can you overdose on them?

[@CitritRay]

2:15 i actually had a dream about this where my friend had a really small apple watch that had minecraft on it and i had to help her make a house

[@WormsMaster100]

I need more cute female snow golem art in my life

[@longbeing]

The spaghetti block is actually pretty easy to replicate. Make some spaghetti with sauce, put it in a cube-shaped container, and then refrigerate it

[@moumoumew]

0:55 No one: The captions: Vietnam

[@MugiwaraNoRandom]

LMAO

[@Sky-nd9tg]

You always make the best videos!

[@ElementalDomino2007]

2:46 *sniff sniff* I love this video so much. I love hamsters

[@MarioWidjaya123]

2:10 Phoenix: KZbin's gonna do something. Me: And they'll most likely won't. Goddammit Susan...

[@TheAutisticKiwi]

4:17 how to find a villager's political compass position

[@FrozenBoi]

EVERY TIME I SEE ONE OF THESE VIDEOS IT DAMAGES MY BRAIN

[@bunnymcbunnyface4750]

"STEVE HELP ME IM STUCK!!!" you have no idea how many times I've stumbled upon this

[@GamerX-2000]

4:30 I want that so badly rn

[@TheSnakelord_]

I’m gonna make one

[@elji8843]

2:20 new update leak

[@FrogInALog_]

the resource pack menu probably offsets because the texture for the resource pack menu also includes some dirt texture so when it tries to combine with the background and make it center it gets messed up

[@tttITA10]

Low key impressed by the Babel's Library map.

[@JasmineFlowery]

the piston one was so unfamily friendly. by the way, we will all still remember bedrock edition being bugged and breaking ur shield position-

[@theguythatcodes8991]

dont reply to the bot, just report it and move on

[@user-io1yn3gs2i]

​@Secret Video: don't tell anyone nah fam we already saw the meme

[@crackedemerald4930]

I didn't interpret that way at all, i just saw it as being literally on like a piston can be

[@lewisplaiz23]

​@@crackedemerald4930 you and i are in the same boat

[@bruceadkins5591]

@@Thekingdomblognobody thinks that you are funny

[@ThatGuyNamedJoe]

3:07 **record scratch**

[@raufthegamerandbambi]

3:41 pause here for nightmares

[@randompoigon4583]

The pumpkin

[@SuperGamersgames]

4:46 I once was getting Mac and Cheese from leftovers we had the night before. It came out exactly like this. I put in my bowl and said, "Ah yes, Cube." My dad, who also in the kitchen, then laughed. I guess we all have broken senses of humor

[@andrewtietjen7268]

4:22 superposition

[@Muzana_7]

SHADOW CLONE JUTSU

[@matthewboire6843]

But you are looking at the villager so is Steve not conscious?

[@natalie022]

Rip Coolio but now I wanna hear Noteblock Paradise lmao

[@spaynj5037]

Lonsdaleite is just hexagonal diamonds. Diamonds are carbon in a cube lattice, and Lonsdaleite is the same but in a hexagon lattice, and as we all no, hexagons are the bestagons

[@snarejayltr842]

4:04 ''He fell down the stairs'' Dude thats Familly Guy's bit, when instead of the normal intro (or in a flashback) Peter fails and crashes down the staircase! Well done.

[@OMAN3307]

1:03 🤨🤨😳

[@AgentGamerPro]

4:53 dream face reveal reference!1!11!11!1

[@dwch2717]

How

[@ChairTheBee]

@@dwch2717 r/whooooosh

[@bananacomma]

Fr lol

[@rafal.qwerty]

0:24 Yeah, that mineral stronger than diamond is basically a diamond with different structure.

[@aaa-955]

1:33 its offset probably because the texture pack window isnt transparent

[@veryhappyman2143]

1:57 I ACCIDENTALLY LOOKED UP MINECRAFT LOVE NOOOOO

[@WaIl10391]

Lol

[@wiintend07]

0:23 Hm, that may be me.

[@Kavaitsu]

That clip of your name in a book is from the infinite library by *.i* and it's so fascinating!

[@Mike-mf3ed]

It would be great to wear pot armour along side your armadillo armoured dog… a complete pair!

[@JDawg_J]

4:27 made me happy when he said "Rubik's cube" you know they should add rubik's cubes to minecraft

[@loonarinsan]

4:23 The villager couldn't decide which bed he liked best, so he split into four villagers to sleep in all of them at once. That kinda caught me off guard.

[@atorvp64]

Leave all that quantum particle stuff, it's quantum villager time

[@kretosk]

That hamster craft just made my morning

[@Awfulturtle]

4:43 yes it is it’s happened to me and it makes it impossible to use black dye, and it also happens with cocoa beans and brown dye

[@Graylen_MYT25]

I still never recall anything about the miscolored pixels on Acacia and Spruce Planks My Bedrock bug reports on the two remain quiet, but I know the community that may get them fixed

[@carmenupthere5995]

dream is doing a face reveal right now, but instead Im watching Phoenix

[@embeddd]

i have both open XD

[@coffeeman_1411]

he's WHAT now?? man I'm out of the loop

[@gabrielthomasperez9796]

I Like Your Minecraft Memes Videos Phoenix SC

[@werd616]

Been spending most our lives living in a villagers paradise

[@tylertheturtle1733]

Those blaze rods could be used for a lot of things

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

Could be replaced with a lot of things It didn’t take long to come up with a rule 34 blaze I just need art skills and an interest in drawing rule 34

[@Coolestguy101]

Are the rods supposed to be 🍆’s?

[@Daydarkness0]

Ah yes, the mending machine. Really makes my day!

[@yeeter7134]

It should be empty

[@roko3]

WOW THE SNIFFER IS REAL

[@pymxolbodoesstuff6743]

i had a prophetic dream last night: at least one of the mob vote mobs will have something to do with fire

[@denischen8196]

4:20 Villager turns into a quantum superposition and is in four places at once. 4:40 Is the tree farm completely normal? It is rightside down!

[@toshiscool]

“Now you guys are going to try to Rule 34 blazes. I don’t even know how you guys can do that.” Oh phoenix, blazes have blaze rods. Im sure you can figure out the rest.

[@stardustcell2707]

dear god

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

Replace the rods with, a different kind of rod Change something about the bottom of the blaze’s head “craft” one thing with another and you’ve got a very…. happy blaze

[@ckinggaming5bucketmadness766]

@@stardustcell2707 there’s more

[@flarethefox9836]

I just thought of it instantly-

[@kissgergo5202]

That hamster video is so cute!

[@the_le0works]

I bought your merch, its good :)

[@Monterowicz]

4:04 Fun fact: this is actually a reference to Family Guy, not only the pose of this character but also the layout and the look of the house

[@PowerOfTheAsian]

3:54 See, about that... I remember an old Minecraft mod called Mob Talker, and I found the text file for what I think was the text dialogue for the Blaze and lets just say that you are already a few years too late about your prediction.

[@PocketMouse69]

My brain automatically when I saw the thumbnail: *SQUAGHETTI* 😂😭

[@vergilthevirgin8057]

Been spendin' most their lives, livin' in the villagers paradise

[@AmenKing1999]

Anyone knows that song played in the first one? 0:40 What's next, a plot twister?

[@WildFyr]

"As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain, I look at my wife and realise she is very plain"

[@tsquitz]

but that's just perfect for an amish like me

[@WildFyr]

@@tsquitz you know I shun fancy things like electricity

[@Jackson-ub1uv]

tbf the female snoww golem is pretty adorable

[@01Koi_the_Pirate_Fish01]

I have the most broken sense of humor the first video that he showed us the funniest

[@ebush]

Don't scare us in a time like this You know we are all waiting for a yt notification

[@NippyNep]

?

[@airamasu]

@@NippyNep i think because dream is going to do a face reveal.

[@JameyMcQueen]

"We are all" - I'm not cuz I don't care.

[@airamasu]

@@JameyMcQueen why do u even comment then, just ignore it.

[@CrimsonLikesSnow]

That dimension transition is awesome!

[@amandapanda5087]

I love it

[@Austin-bc1yh]

You can do that with the immersive portal mod without any editing

[@angelagabrielletan2007]

WAE2W3Y21G 321T78312T78 0:08 WHY IS IT A VILLAGER

[@oksfot]

the 1.20 update is the most ''sphaghettirealistic'' update