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@songokuthesupersaiyan53073 жыл бұрын
"Shit happens" was just the cherry on top.
@posthistoricdino4223 жыл бұрын
Or possibly something else on top
@shinooo82913 жыл бұрын
More like the dog poo on top
@zenokwon11773 жыл бұрын
That was gold
@LumiOfFrost3 жыл бұрын
No, that would be the dog shit
@sanwich6263 жыл бұрын
I just burst out laughing
@darthvaderreviews69263 жыл бұрын
I love the ultra-analytical "you shouldn't eat dog poo on food, regardless of the quantity" take being Edgeworth's.
@Chessete3 жыл бұрын
It's probably my favorite reply on the post
@metaljacket81283 жыл бұрын
Followed by "Second mistake, never drink while in the vicinity of ice cream or dog poo, or your first mistake will become your third" It's not often I'm laughing so hard I cry, but that line...
@ratatouilledrinksclorax98973 жыл бұрын
Then Edgeworth diesnt belive dogs can't have wet poop......im glad you didnt have to experience that I had to soend the entire afternoon cleaning a huge puddle of shit in the house with 4 roles of tissue and alot of water and soap and alcohol Also my older brother's friends were there chillin and i had ti work my ass off because the puppy shat water
I like how apollo, Phoenix and von karma are all genuinely concerned about why he ate the icecream
@UnicornKarleeTDM3 жыл бұрын
What about Godot making a pun at the end of the video? That was hilarious.
@flaetsbnort3 жыл бұрын
asking the real question
@amadeuscalovetral70523 жыл бұрын
Mayonnaise ice cream are real and its good
@kaybee20093 жыл бұрын
@@amadeuscalovetral7052 what.
@Gamer883343 жыл бұрын
lol. In all seriousness, it’s because your skin is kind of like armor except the only threats it protects you from are microscopic. If anything disgusting gets in through any of the “chinks” that we call our eyes, nose, mouth, any open wounds, and (probably) our ears, we are very likely going to get sick. Armor can only protect you from external threats, it can’t do shit against internal threats.
@yoschle39283 жыл бұрын
He didn't want shit on his hands so he ate it? I'M DYING
@emilymonahan52323 жыл бұрын
maya was so perfect for this like ^ ^ - - .
@yoschle39283 жыл бұрын
@@emilymonahan5232 Yes xD
@polosolo94033 жыл бұрын
At this point he knew he was defeated.
@azurnal75733 жыл бұрын
@Sam Collin Where's your alt?
@wheedler3 жыл бұрын
@@azurnal7573 Yeah, I've never seen just the single comment before.
@NimhLabs3 жыл бұрын
Ace Attorney does not have the right to be able to be this relatable to online interactions...
@philipmiguel55633 жыл бұрын
It deserves every right to be considering how easy it is to be formatted to any occasion
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
Considering the kind of... INTERACTION It's fitting STRANGER THAN FICTION XD
@LumiOfFrost3 жыл бұрын
@@Ramsey276one ... Doesn't this have a name?
@Ramsey276one3 жыл бұрын
@@LumiOfFrost can’t recall right now... XD
@LumiOfFrost3 жыл бұрын
@@Ramsey276one hmm, considering you didn't continue it that wasn't a Steven universe reference and now I'm sad
@rewrittenbytes16163 жыл бұрын
a LiTtLe bIt nEvEr HuRT aNYOnE
@kajojo23993 жыл бұрын
My relatives on a family party trying to make me take a sip of beer or something despite me being underage.
@Tokito9353 жыл бұрын
@@kajojo2399 well they are right, a little bit won't hurt you, it's not like you're chugging a bottle of vodka
@holyroman65413 жыл бұрын
@@Tokito935 ... You missed the point
@sidharthvitthanala99353 жыл бұрын
Im also underage and I just really get scared when I hear another underage drinks cuz of the hazards.
@meiliholic14973 жыл бұрын
Little bit of plutonium would be fine
@assassinonprozac3 жыл бұрын
This man has a wife and kids....
@sleepysera3 жыл бұрын
Considering he can only stand them while under the influence of SEVERAL beers, I don't think he'll have them much longer..xD
@hesiod_delta92093 жыл бұрын
How was he allowed to reproduce?
@TheMultiRaphael3 жыл бұрын
i don't eat dog poop and i don't have a wife >:(
@TheMultiRaphael3 жыл бұрын
maybe i need to be more "adventurous", like this guy...
@assassinonprozac3 жыл бұрын
@@TheMultiRaphael Are you having an existential crisis?
@dantesdiscoinfernolol3 жыл бұрын
_"I read the title while eating a carrot. I have since thrown up the carrot."_
@emliu50003 жыл бұрын
I love that that’s the only thing he says throughout the entire discussion
@LumiOfFrost3 жыл бұрын
Æugh
@bobmcguffin57062 жыл бұрын
@@emliu5000 Hey that's the only thing I would add to the discussion. Then I'd leave the forum way the heck alone
@symph22203 жыл бұрын
I hate how I'd expect these in an actual AA game
@IAMA13 жыл бұрын
We're all worried about this guy but is anyone wondering whether he told his wife this story?
@sfc04503 жыл бұрын
She'd probably never let him live it down, haha
@aishutoon45533 жыл бұрын
The REAL reason why she left him
@zadenhomunculus86523 жыл бұрын
No, he went and smooched her right on the lips afterward. Also, before I typed this comment, I never knew what "shit-eating grin" meant, but I guess it's what he had after the kiss.
@MarianoRyu2 жыл бұрын
@@zadenhomunculus8652 Do you one better. He ate her out.
@dhruvavikas16322 жыл бұрын
Did he tell his kids?
@numberbndl37633 жыл бұрын
I can relate to Phoenix here, he’s just trying to figure out how tf this happened
@KaaneDragonShinobi3 жыл бұрын
"you'll be fine!! a little poo never hurt anyone" -says the blind guy that probably lost his sight from eating dog poo smh
@cherirero3 жыл бұрын
He’s blind now? Guess I missed a chapter
@nix.i3 жыл бұрын
@@cherirero he was blind after he woke up from coma until he got the mask
@Cats4life7773 жыл бұрын
Nah he ingested special poison from a coffee cup. It wasn't dogshit this time.
@sushi-mayo3 жыл бұрын
@@Cats4life777 the poison was made with dog poo
@YenNguyen-qj1mo Жыл бұрын
@@Cats4life777 who’s to say the "special poison" WASN'T dogshit?
@orangnejones3 жыл бұрын
"shit" happens was the pinnacle
@applepopapplerancher32113 жыл бұрын
Ngl. I'd totally say the same Goddamn thing. *It is too perfect.*
@emilymonahan52323 жыл бұрын
"He didn't want shit on his hands, so he ate it?" ^ ^ - - .
@rpcsa83 жыл бұрын
Nothing better than filling up the Search History with feces-consumption question
@pearlgalaxy3 жыл бұрын
I'm von Karma having a mental breakdown over someone else's story
@kevintrang30073 жыл бұрын
Which one
@skunthundler3 жыл бұрын
@@kevintrang3007 The only one in the video
@TheMultiRaphael3 жыл бұрын
@@skunthundler he spoke like a true AA character XD
@plant73712 жыл бұрын
@@kevintrang3007 Manfred von Karma, the taser grandpa
@Mermzies3 жыл бұрын
i love how phoenix is really just having a mental crisis over how the dog poo got to his ice cream
@guytorie3 жыл бұрын
"Why does this keep getting bumped" was somehow one of the funniest parts of this for me
@lautaro_vidal3 жыл бұрын
"A little poo never hurt anyone!!" -Godot
@ihatemoths3 жыл бұрын
E. coli would disagree.
@johnterry6293 жыл бұрын
“Considerable worry”
@dusaprukiyathan16133 жыл бұрын
"I ate a tiny bit of dog poo 'cause I was in a drunk stupor and really wanted the icecream it was on, should I go to the doctor?" "I don't believe you"
@jblen3 жыл бұрын
"he didn't want shit on his hands so he just ate it" The whole thing summed up in one line
@HorrorWorldx3 жыл бұрын
“I just wanna know how it got on the ice cream...” i think we’re all wondering the same thing honestly
@amneetthedelicioussandwich89213 жыл бұрын
The last comment on the thread seems to be from 2014, the OG being from 2007. Freaking hilarious thread, thank you for bringing the knowledge of it’s existence to us.
@mr.n64873 жыл бұрын
I was just like why did he have a dog poop ice cream
@tessa41273 жыл бұрын
when he explains what happened with the bin and the ice cream gives the exact same feeling as an actual witness testimony
@Just_Some_Guy_with_a_Mustache3 жыл бұрын
No one ever asked him what flavor of ice cream it was...y'know. Before it became Chocolate Ass Cream...I bet you it was just a vanilla soft serve...
@cpu52093 жыл бұрын
The fact it actually happened makes my body hurt...
@futurestoryteller3 жыл бұрын
Unless you're talking about the thread and not the incident I don't know that you can really call it a "fact." The story is very unconvincing. Let's pretend though that it would ever be okay for a person to go on eating their ice cream after this alleged incident. Think about how soft but viscous ice cream is if you've been carrying it around with you. It would be really easy to use a finger to divide the ice cream at some point between itself and the hazard, essentially slicing off the top and disposing of it by flicking it away. At best I would expect an extremely drunk person to do that, not "eat it, so I don't get any on my hands"
@SergeantExtreme3 жыл бұрын
@@futurestoryteller The story was likely a cover for an even more idiotic scenario. What most likely actually occurred was that OP got drunk with friends, and they dared him to eat a little bit of dog poo. He did, and when he sobered up the next morning, he got concerned for his health and came up with a nonsensical cover story as a round-a-bout way of asking if he'd be OK health-wise for doing so.
@youtubecommentsguy98052 жыл бұрын
@@SergeantExtreme Yes that‘s probably the case😂
@kodirovsshik2 жыл бұрын
@@SergeantExtreme I swear to god you are that very person who completed ace attorney without saving the game before every cross examination
@dmwanderer94543 жыл бұрын
Phoenix expressing his sheer disbelief and the man just shamefully looks down, that's my favorite part.
@Graknorke3 жыл бұрын
Of course it was at Bournemouth.
@taugustusholm3 жыл бұрын
I hope that guy's okay
@taugustusholm3 жыл бұрын
No wait he's okay, his last post was in 2018
@blonker56303 жыл бұрын
@@taugustusholm ʸ ᵃ ʸ ~...... :ᴰ
@ascendedisamazing3 жыл бұрын
This guy took "eat shit" way too literally
@ijnekk3 жыл бұрын
"I'll take a dog's shit...AND EAT IT!" -Light Yagami
@DellDuckfan3133 жыл бұрын
"NO ONE WILL EVER KNOW!" -Dan Backslide
@austinscott66113 жыл бұрын
The poor guy just wanted help and everyone was taking about if he really ate crap
@gokentopower44813 жыл бұрын
Remember. Shit could happen anytime.
@-Ripica-3 жыл бұрын
Thanks for linking the source.
@olimar_093 жыл бұрын
day 1 of waiting for this to become wildly popular
@YeahButCanISniffUrPantsFist3 жыл бұрын
month 5*
@Thesavagesouls2 жыл бұрын
"...after that it's a lifetime of walking into lamp posts." lmao
@OneTrueBelmont3 жыл бұрын
I commend you for making Godot be the last commenter.
@vanilla89562 жыл бұрын
I love the idea that all the Ace Attorney characters are stuck in Hell with each other and this is how they spend their eternity together
@tediscooliguess44293 жыл бұрын
This is hilarious, but I cant help but feel bad for this guy. The way he words things makes hin sound like a broken man.
@dusaprukiyathan16133 жыл бұрын
"should I go to the doctor" "BUT HOW DOES SPLASH HAPPEN? FAKE NEWS!"
@inkiidonut3 жыл бұрын
"otherwise your first mistake might be your third" i love this
@TempestKrimps3 жыл бұрын
i really wish i could put into words how this makes me feel but it's just not possible
@jackdaw6342 жыл бұрын
This reminds me of a video that was about not judging situations by one glance, and one of the scenes was a guy walking his dog and he had a small brown cookie or whatever and he dropped it. And it landed right under the dog's butt. And it was a relatively clean floor, so he picked it back up and dusted it off and ate it. But this other couple basically just watched him pick up something brown from under his dog's butt and eat it.
@connoremsley1692 Жыл бұрын
Oh? Do you remember what it was called?
@skunthundler3 жыл бұрын
That ending is the most Godot thing ever.
@verity_amo3 жыл бұрын
"a little poo never hurt anyone"
@futurestoryteller3 жыл бұрын
Notice how quickly he transitioned into "But seriously, how tho"? He just said that because he doesn't believe it. Wants to hear what the excuse could possibly be.
@UnicornKarleeTDM3 жыл бұрын
I like how Godot made a pun at the end of the video. That was hilarious. I’ll have to admit, “shit” does happen.
@Rujewitblood3 жыл бұрын
'he didn't want shit on his hands, so he ate it?' LOL
@Seldomheardabout2 жыл бұрын
Never get drunk if dogs or ice cream are in the vicinity. - Words to live by
@aikotitilai38203 жыл бұрын
"He didn't wanted to have it on his hands so he ate it"
@willem66052 жыл бұрын
Been reading through the original thread. "I've just thrown up said carrot." "Was it diced?" *"It is now..."*
@deki98273 жыл бұрын
"shit" happens by Godot is the pinnacle of comedy.
@AJLord3 жыл бұрын
I feel like I simultaneously lost and gained braincells
@SlyceCaik2 жыл бұрын
I love how I've learned more about these characters personalities from (objection lol) more than the actual game itself
@connor68543 жыл бұрын
AA stuff like this is the funniest shit i stg
@anidiotontheinternet65353 жыл бұрын
That was a roller coaster to witness. I very much enjoyed it
@evildictator35443 жыл бұрын
I'm a brave boy. I watched this while eating.
@lobsterinopeperlizia3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for this! I want more of this in my life 😂 so I subscribed and have supported/will support you by liking the videos and adding them to favourites! ❤
@eckitronix3 жыл бұрын
This video's increasing quality just kept piling on, not unlike what was in the bin that splashed the guy's ice cream he then still ate.
@yoyohanaBR3 жыл бұрын
Godot last line killed me
@glitchmaster26723 жыл бұрын
of course godot finds the brown substance acceptable to ingest
@ApolloK3 жыл бұрын
Phoenix doubts it happened. Apollo doubts how it happened. Mia doubts the man will survive the next six months
@thephoenix49802 жыл бұрын
3 doubts in one video.
@Zoraida_Fae3 жыл бұрын
I really think all of the different parts were perfectly selected for the characters from the games. Edgeworth's had my giggling like "of course!" Absolutely hilarious XD
@ebd87335 ай бұрын
Bravo to this YT channel for finding such a niche audience that can appreciate this content 👏 These conversations that actually happened irl combined with the soundtrack and the silly sprites of our favorite AA characters is just pure gold 👌
@destroycraft17353 жыл бұрын
"I didn't want shit on my hands so I ate it." *Its big-brain time.*
@Majin_D3 жыл бұрын
I laughed so hard 🤣 Great job animating this
@leah27353 жыл бұрын
Pls I need more of this omg
@elshabopants75063 жыл бұрын
"He didn't want shit on his hands so he ate it?"
@SarahAbramova3 жыл бұрын
1:58 the word is "protocol", Mia.
@angrymango423 жыл бұрын
"Port of call" is an actual phrase, used I think appropriately here. Look it up
@SarahAbramova3 жыл бұрын
@@angrymango42 port of call /pôrt əv,ə kôl/ noun 1. a place where a ship stops on a voyage. 2. any of a number of places that a person visits in succession. EX: "his last port of call that morning was Angela's lawyer" Is this what you meant?
@angrymango423 жыл бұрын
@@SarahAbramova The definitions I found were "1 : an intermediate port where ships customarily stop for supplies, repairs, or transshipment of cargo 2 : a stop included on an itinerary" I was thinking the itinerary thing. Like "your first stop is to get some mint mouthwash".
@SarahAbramova3 жыл бұрын
@@angrymango42 I see your reasoning
@coolcool96343 жыл бұрын
@@angrymango42itinerary relates to physical locations, primarily used in contexts of travel
@justanotheryoutubechannel2 жыл бұрын
It was a stupid thing to do but I wouldn’t worry about it unless he finds worms in his poo in which case go to a doctor. What a ridiculous situation, I can’t believe this even happened.
@moscockmule3 жыл бұрын
This channel is a blessing
@JessieJussMessy3 жыл бұрын
"shit happens" l What a finisher
@benm14143 жыл бұрын
Edgeworth is clearly incorrect. He claims to think the story is bs ( 3:14 ) when clearly it's ds
@flaetsbnort3 жыл бұрын
stop drinking that coffee, Godot
@sugarfree_3 жыл бұрын
Maya's comment at the end
@axolotl5933 жыл бұрын
WHEN WILL THIS GET POPULARITY??
@jakejaisaree95153 жыл бұрын
This MAN with a wife and kids saw shit land on his ice cream and didn’t remove it with his fingers which he thought was more gross than EATING IT lol
@thinBillyBoy3 жыл бұрын
My friend please do the body building forum one I'm begging you lmao
@robertlupa82733 жыл бұрын
4:20 I love how Apollo is like "You've got to be fckin kidding me..."
@ChaoticHoly2 жыл бұрын
This video was a perfect Boxing Day gift to KZbin.
@dagda11803 жыл бұрын
This is still a bit too confusing. Crap-bin or not; dog feces usually are of a more thick, solid formation...Or they are of a more creamy consistency, like soft peanut-butter whilst it's still fresh. And from what I can tell, dog owners usually pick up a dog's crap with a bag, wrap it up and dispose it that way. So it is confusing as to how the feces would get onto the lid/side of the lid, and end up get scattered outwards in a manner it'd reach the man's ice cream.
@redcoatgaming41413 жыл бұрын
The bag had a hole in it due to be being squashed by the lid if the bin is full
@Jake-kt7ws3 жыл бұрын
You know I've never played an ace attorney game but I have a lot of information just based on memes
@iamliterallyme3 жыл бұрын
I actually feel kinda bad for the guy.
@RepeatSalt3 жыл бұрын
This is amazing
@_KnucklesTheEchidna Жыл бұрын
Phoenix's breakdown is literally me questioning my existence.
@switchblade62 жыл бұрын
I love Franziska's recoil out of pure disgust
@HubertAdaszewski12 күн бұрын
I thought this was a “irl dumb lawyer quotes” video for a moment and was just so confused
@Lunarfly_streams3 жыл бұрын
4:08 HOLD IT! he says he after he got his icecream he went to the beach to look for somewhere to “ bin the wrapping “ tell me , WHAT KIND OF ICE CREAM HAS WRAPPING?! You could argue it’s store bought, perhaps an ice cream sandwhich, but the witness says the whole reason he tolerated the crap was because “ it was really expensive “ IMPLYING IT WAS NOT STORE BOUGHT, BUT BOUGHT FROM A VENDOR, WHICH WOULD HAVE NO WRAPPER
@dusaprukiyathan16133 жыл бұрын
"really expensive" is subjective
@adrestia118113 жыл бұрын
Dude... I think you're right. If you think about his story, it's a lot more likely that he just decided to try eating poo. He even said it tasted like chicken...
@futurestoryteller3 жыл бұрын
@@adrestia11811 Unless we're talking really exotic food you can get an almost perfect idea what anything tastes like by how it smells. So even if we pretend that no one has _any_ reason to know what shit tastes like I think we all know already that shit doesn't taste like chicken.
@joelanderson48993 жыл бұрын
"AAAAAAAAARRRGGGGHH YUCK!!!! Sorry not helpful" im fucking dead hahaha
@clickpause87323 жыл бұрын
I mean, the gut is the best place to get bacteria. It’s a strong zone for fighting bugs.
@dusaprukiyathan16133 жыл бұрын
worms ain't bacteria tho idk much about eating shit but it seems like some of the people did their research
@clickpause87323 жыл бұрын
@@dusaprukiyathan1613 True, there’s the risk of parasites.
@ajaxmajor3 жыл бұрын
why did I try to watch this while eating
@azathoththeprimalchaos22893 жыл бұрын
The end line has me dying. Lmfao
@noelhann52623 жыл бұрын
I still want to know how much a “little bit” is, the op left that conveniently unanswered
@epic04173 жыл бұрын
I cried real tears after watching this. Of laughter
@agiar20003 жыл бұрын
4:31, I cracked up so hard!
@paulcasanova19093 жыл бұрын
"Small kids eat it a lot..." H U H ?????
@hahmann3 жыл бұрын
Toddlers often play in the same parks where dogs urinate and defecate, also cats have a tendency to bury their excrement in sand while toddlers have a tendency to put everything in their mouth from toys to keys. I'll let you do the math. lol
@wheedler3 жыл бұрын
He was stressed about parking so he went for some beers.
@JohnyJohnatanJohnson3 жыл бұрын
This one has music!! Loved it 😤😤😤
@Cognetohazard3 жыл бұрын
I didnt read the title and for far too long thought it was still a court case.
@Faceless_time_traveler3 жыл бұрын
00:40 ... I love how he said what I said while watching ... Way to start this video