Phone Book Review: By Semi-Popular Demand, I'm Reviewing A Phone Book!

People have said they'd watch me read the phone book. Well, here we go!
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[@Grantz904]

I hope we get to see PV3 on Hot Ones soon. I feel like there is a considerable overlap in the fan base

[@Paranitis]

I doubt it will ever happen. PV3 is getting bigger, but I think unless he is a major TV, movie, or music celebrity or a HUGELY popular KZbinr, he doesn't have a chance at this point. It's like most talk shows where there are agents trying to get their clients on the new popular thing when they have a project coming out soon. It's why Sean says to use "this camera, or this camera, or this camera" (which was hilarious during the Pandemic stay-at-home shows) "to let the world what's going on for you" or whatever it is specifically he says. As most of us figure, PV3's channel is a character he plays, so do we really want PV3 the character, or PV3 the person to appear on Hot Ones? Not only that, the Hot Ones crew do serious research into their guests to bring up the questions that come out of nowhere, and there aren't any deep cuts with PV3 since we have his whole story more or less with this channel.

[@jaimebibelot4398]

@@Paranitis while you're right, I like the idea of it and you can't make me not

[@Dedric444]

Yes

[@xxXDrAwesomeXxx]

It would reveal too much. One of PV3's greatest qualities is the mystique that surrounds him.

[@Paranitis]

@@jaimebibelot4398 Yeah, the concept is pretty fun, to see him eat the wings and try to give reviews of every sauce, but from the interview side of things, it won't be PV3. He won't be able to do his reviews because he'll be answering questions from Sean. And he won't be the fun PV3 we all "know", because it will probably be questions to the man behind the character.

[@unsweetenedfruit]

Fun cheap meal tip: You can just walk into Walmart and take whatever food you want as long as you don't get caught. It's a free meal and a fun little game all in one.

[@Moose1207]

I mean I always thought that if I was homeless and starving, I would just walk into a Chipotle or whatever food joint had call ahead service that just set your food aside. Just walk in confidently, look like your looking for your order and BAM! Free dinner!

[@unsweetenedfruit]

@@Moose1207 if you have a Wawa, you can absolutely just order on their kiosk, then take your food when it's done and walk out. Hell, I actively pay and sometimes I take it to the register and they don't even scan it if I don't specify.

[@JohnDoe-vf2yo]

If you live in certain West Coast Democrat ran cities, you can do that without any repercussions.

[@ldobbs2384]

Yeah but where do you cook it?

[@unsweetenedfruit]

@@ldobbs2384 just take the lunchables 🤔

[@FluffyTheTerrible]

That, "You've got mail" is too powerful. You are a master of your craft PV3

[@Darruus]

As a former plasma donor, let me give you a tip. Use the money for booze right after donating and you’ll get drunk faster.

[@luv2code]

The impression of modem noises was outstanding. I don't know if I've ever seen the essensce captured so perfectly by a human voice before watching this video.

[@Harv72b]

I would gladly watch PV3 reviewing old romance novels. In great detail. Maybe read a couple chapters in that alluring voice of his. Probably pair it with wine from a box and an inordinate number of housecats.

[@johnnycampbell3422]

Ok, that's pretty funny. Have a great day.

[@TrevTheTrain]

His face when he’s trying to rip the phone book is me during a particularly stubborn bowel movement

[@SigRho1429]

After that shot of Malört for the 100k Celebration, you deserve an off day reviewing something no one under 35 has ever even used.

[@DanielVance]

If Spittoon had been there, PV3 would have ripped that phone book in half - no problem. Spittoon is PV3's greatest strength. #Spittoon #Algorithm

[@NuclearTopSpot]

Spittoon is my favourite reccuring character. Such reliable and cute one at that. I'm almost compelled to write a fanfic and ship it with unnamed stainless steel kitchen utensil bin. They would make such a great couple.

[@thefuzzman]

Well, he reviewed a phone book, and I'm not disappointed. Thank you PV3!

[@scottwalker7611]

These videos are comedy gold!!!! Stay unemployed my friend, so those of us at work watching your KZbin videos have a reason to.... well... go to work.

[@misfitmanic]

absolutely brilliant. thanks for the smiles PVIII

[@Bigngreen]

Damn Prescott, your "you've got mail" was spot on.

[@Brainhorn]

I'm young enough to remember AOL disks but not quite old enough to remember WWII

[@jst7714]

On break at the last Montgomery Ward

[@lordlemmingman]

PV3 bringing the heat with those zingers today! Very good episode!

[@Flamenche5]

Shirt looks well ironed or brand new. Either way very sharp sir! Oh yeah, novel video btw. Me likey.

[@whiteroseentertainment551]

I've never been so entertained by someone much looking at a phone book

[@ryanaycock3282]

I went to see you review other every day, household objects such as ink pens, umbrellas, and flashlights.

[@tapittytaptapvii8808]

Great review

[@jhh-jiynks6568]

Hahahaha, this is too funny. I'd agree. You're humor is next level. Thanks bud for the laughs

[@drewd4491]

Can you review previously chewed bubble gum from under a table at MC Donald's?

[@blackoceancreativeuniverse]

Sweet Don Knotts impression!

[@laddyboy123]

Unless he had the book sent to him from elsewhere to maintain geographic anonymity, it appears PV3 lives in Austin, TX!

[@jaimebibelot4398]

Good eye

[@dahankitty]

HEB peanuts in an earlier video. And Silver Play button sent to a 787xx ZIP code. Yeah, pretty sure he's in Austin! I hope to see him in the parking lot of a Walmart some day!

[@jaimebibelot4398]

@@dahankitty very good eye 👏 Borderline stalking observation skills 👏

[@tomshaffer6507]

Let's Go Prescat!

[@kd5mtl]

Genius! Now you need to review Vanilla extract

[@Magz66ify]

I would love to see you do reviews on comparable coffee liqueurs. E.g. Kahlua (my fave) and its cheaper counterparts. Also, do the same with Baileys and its cheaper knockoffs. :)

[@JJop123]

lmao, PV3 you definitely need to do stand up, your delivery is amazing

[@VR-Trooper]

Isn't he?... And he doesn't have to pay a booking agent. Genius!

[@manygameboi8277]

one of your best yet!

[@TXBHenleyFan]

And that went exactly as I pictured!

[@101rockfreak]

review some home bar tools. Or crafting recipies.

[@Moore1600]

You should review Kentucky Deluxe or Kentucky Gentleman.

[@TheAdeptGuitarist]

Congrats on the show!

[@jaimebibelot4398]

You can do it PV3, I believe in you!

[@jaimebibelot4398]

The trick is to perferate some of the papers and the spine from the inside with a knife. Be sure not to get too close to the outside so it looks intact.

[@davidp2888]

This guy makes me laugh just by uploading content.

[@mikececconi2677]

Bro, you didn't even chew it up and spit it into a carafe. I believe that's contractual in your videos now.

[@TheDelanooch]

Careful PV3, you have have the health insurance to be straining yourself like that.

[@nicksturiale5429]

plot twist. he tears the phone book in half to make confetti for himself

[@brianjetty2121]

Are liquor stores listed in that book? Will they answer if you call and do they deliver?

[@Aegoram]

I'm more of a 3 phone book pillow guy, myself.

[@Floopy31]

I'm not watching a show without the star of the show, the spitoon

[@nappa0582]

Woah there, killer. No need on showing the world your true strength by tearing a phone book in half. We all know what you and your rat fingers are capable of, and it's pretty damn frightening.

[@tachikoma805]

PV3, just go find some something random and wacky at the local bottle shop to review. Love your original content!

[@JosephCarnes]

Salted. Caramel. BirdDog. Whiskey.

[@alaina932]

This man is here doing the Lord's work and we're blessed to have him. Praise PV3

[@paulspears7141]

You could of blended up a few pages with water, swooshed them around and sent them to the spittoon. Might of added 200k views or so, but whatever, still great content.

[@andrewwinson5866]

I recall my old college mate challenging me to rip a phone book in half after I said it was easier if you pinched the book so that you aren’t trying to rip every page at once. I didn’t say it was EASY, though, I just said it was easiER.

[@wrthrash]

We gather dozens of our's and neighbors phone books for kindling.

[@jb_types_stuff]

You got this !

[@MarcTRussell]

North Carolina. Explains the chickfila and the beach………we have a strong love for you PV3

[@ells9585]

Arby's french fry vodka! This needs to happen.

[@loyalbeta]

I keep hoping you’ll do Manischewitz one day.

[@stuartbarlow7202]

Where is Prescatt? #cat

[@blizzardthesamoyed491]

Where was Prescat this time?

[@vamperon]

PV3 jumps the shark

[@cameronbatko]

Didn’t know these still existed.

[@bbrasky]

If you roll up the phone book and put some rubber bands around it, you could make a FiFi out of it.

[@kaleighanngordy-tria]

But like how can I get you a home cooked meal. Like I want to send you food.

[@michaelolin2219]

Pretty cool that the ad before this video was how to home brew steroids. Don't worry, DEA, I'll make sure the coffee pot is fresh.

[@jackvolden3792]

Review Liquid Death! It’s way healthier than most alcohol

[@andrewgarcia3136]

this man could narrate anything. get him some voice over work. make it happen

[@pixie997]

Thank you to whoever posted that comment!

[@molallamerica896]

I forgot phone books existed.

[@cibriis1710]

Drink some super smoky whisky, and you can even make a video about it

[@zacherytaylor]

Bird Dog is calling your name, PV3

[@scottyboi9018]

I was thinking it the title and thumbnail were a joke and it was going to some kind of hipster beer called Phonebook.

[@levikinnard4255]

Hot sauce reviews!

[@hermatred572]

Nice

[@skeetsmcgrew3282]

I will like and subscribe when you finally rip that book in half ya pansie! Haha Im just kidding. Im already subscribed

[@zenergetic_8299]

You’re strong-ish in our book PV3

[@sethdoss8731]

The internet noise 🤘

[@maxpay150]

So funny 😆

[@whalesnamedshark]

jeez

[@R3DLiFE]

lmfao !!!!! whole vid !!!!!!

[@goddammitboi]

Can you make a Cameo so we can pay you to say other things?

[@bridgewilliams6668]

😂

[@suno4947]

Ok now blend it up with some water and drink it.

[@PETEOU812]

Instead of trying to rip it, maybe you should have poured some malort on it and set it on fire.

[@jamit2u]

What’s Aunt Karen’s number can you look it up for me?

[@Slowfweek15]

You don't need to find her number, she's probably already in your dm's!

[@jamit2u]

@@Slowfweek15 I heard from Phobe but it’s the thought of Aunt Karen and her smoky whiskey voice and a pack of unfiltered lucky strikes that’s my dream date

[@twb7691]

@@jamit2u That made me laugh a lot harder than I've should have. I have a headache now.

[@SlimEstrada]

Comedy genius

[@austenrutledge]

We all know who the one thumb down is ( Im jailbroke and went to an old YT version so I can still see the count)

[@thomaslace4317]

There was an Abby joke in there but he already made it.

[@rocker4579]

Didn't even watch, but gave it a like because wth

[@tstahler5420]

Pace yourself, maybe start with a wet paper bag. 😂

[@SnarkNSass]

😆✌🏻☮️

[@foxyfoxington2651]

I'm a little disappointed... He didn't even taste it!

[@jenniferb3302]

🤣🤣🤣

[@dereksalgat9625]

He looks like he uses bing. Smh 🤦‍♂️

[@GasparLewis]

Oh, PV3. FAN the pages out, THEN rip. You li'l scamp you.

[@jreyman]

Searching with Bing... No wonder you're still unemployed.

[@The105ODST]

I see he ran out of money for booze and had to go on the cheap end.

[@harrymetzler138]

#PrayForDean

[@robertmorrow3511]

shit you should have actually ripped it in half its not very hard if you look up the trick to do it

[@dragonzord413]

I'm pretty sure PV3 is contractually obligated to mention Bing in every other video.

[@Dee_Bee_Tea_Sea]

Fucken what?

[@SirVitruvian]

Panzy.

[@benvasilinda9729]

I was hoping not was a new drink. As usual, I was disappointed anyways.

[@jamit2u]

Are you in league with that dam Abby? This is PV3 territory and we don’t take kindly to negative reviews

[@rachael11]

You obviously do not donate plasma. That's not how that works. But that's okay.

[@haywoodjablomi7375]

Didn’t know I was watching unemployed whine guy