This is what happens time and time again when people put on a security high vis jacket and display their SIA badge, they turn into ego control freaks who think they can do and say anything to the public…and expect to get away with it, and invariably they do. Any encounters with police and security MUST be filmed.
@theexiled473 Жыл бұрын
Disney and Netflix? And the security accuse you of filming kids 🤔
@sharkbite5744 Жыл бұрын
Hes pier too apparently
@anonanon1791 Жыл бұрын
I’ve never seen security guards act so unprofessional. Total disgrace.
@davidcain5648 Жыл бұрын
I totally agree these people r thugs
@shed2546 Жыл бұрын
film sets use bottom of the Barrell security.
@awhisperinthewind4253 Жыл бұрын
you need to spend more time on you tube, there are hundreds, a lot worse than what you saw here
@bizro Жыл бұрын
His favourite subject at school was the dinner bell.
@alien6551 Жыл бұрын
I have worked in security these guys are totally immature baboons they need sacking
@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 Жыл бұрын
They were quite obviously *selected* for these characteristics -- wilful ignorance, aggressiveness and disrespect towards members of the public, two-digit IQ. Why else would they and hundreds of others like them appear in videos like this ?
@ItsEasyJustLift Жыл бұрын
@@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 its the easiest job to get, just do a couple days of sitting in a room and youre suddenly a trained security guard, so yeah always gonna attract the scum of society
@UglyKidJoe71 Жыл бұрын
That's a very unfair toward baboons. Baboons are intelligent creatures.
@Adam-ge8iq Жыл бұрын
Minimum wage, obese, going nowhere and has done nothing with his life. Highly unintelligent aswell. I can see why that security guard is angry at his life, he has nothing to be happy for I guess
@A2Z1Two3 Жыл бұрын
He has just given his employer the perfect excuse to sack him.
@Robolaralobarar Жыл бұрын
The worst thing a man can do is act , all "billy big balls" then go back into his place after failure 😭😭😭
@yasminet6355 Жыл бұрын
How pathetic to mention kids. By that reckoning every person who gets their phone out must be trying to film kids. 😮
@thomasscott8269 Жыл бұрын
Its a psychological thing that actual sex offenders do, deflecting their fantasies onto others. Police really need to have a word with the security guard and if he has a works phone his company really need to review his browser history.
@reccerat4446 Жыл бұрын
Kids can be filmed in public, although socially not correct, by the law there is no privacy in a public space. How do you think the Paps who follow celebrity's around get the pictures, even of their kids. Ok when published they often have their face marked out, but not on the original.
@adrianbrowne7874 Жыл бұрын
A flurry of cheap unnecessary insults from these individuals is probably indicative of how they behave in a "broader context"!!
@Atomixi Жыл бұрын
Clearly the requirements during the job applications were far, far too simple for these guys to be allowed a chance. Need to tighten it up and not just hire anyone to avoid idiots like this getting in any implied position of authority. Nasty pair.
@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 Жыл бұрын
The opposite. They'll be eligible for promotion after this. Job centres will be vying for their applications.
@TheStestone Жыл бұрын
When the government pays for people to get the little badge that gives so many of these people an ego the size of king Kong. When they do the curse they are told they have the power of arrest the same as cops .
@Pollypanther. Жыл бұрын
Mr Blobby says 'ex army actually...fought for my country'. How many times has he used that old chestnut?
@nicktheviking299 Жыл бұрын
Probably ex RLC , fought his way to front of the scoff line and mentioned in dispatches for seeing off 3 cold gingsters pasties and not leaving one crumb behind , last see wandering off ito the sunset with a fist full of egg banjos
@Mr-J... Жыл бұрын
"Salvation" at best
@roberthardy2013 Жыл бұрын
Fighting for breath more like!
@Nigfis Жыл бұрын
@@nicktheviking299 Egg banjo's though. Not since the seventies have I earned an Egg Banjo like I did then.
@andrewstratford4753 Жыл бұрын
Yea salvation army
@stephendavies8510 Жыл бұрын
Mr slim fast security is a classic case of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain.
@dean6816 Жыл бұрын
I feel sorry for his poor mattress.
@zyllinui Жыл бұрын
You have an uncanny talent for spotting the most obnoxious and unprofessional jobs worths. There's no way that such a person should be in a position where they have to interact with the public. You do an important job Mark and I'm glad that there are people like yourself out there holding these people accountable.
@jayookay4475 Жыл бұрын
The big man was like Oliver Hardy when he was pretending to laugh.. Should play the laurel and Hardy tune for him..
@ColinCorbin-sg7su8 ай бұрын
Why you all picking on the large guy you should be having a go at ROBO COP I will be back I think the large guy is from Wales But🤔🤔🤔👽👽👽
@jayookay4475 Жыл бұрын
If the big man is ex army then his commanding officer must be colonel Saunders
@utrinqueparatus46175 ай бұрын
Who is Colonel Saunders?
@asensibleyoungman2978 Жыл бұрын
13:24 That prolonged fake laugh is absolutely cringeworthy. I actually feel embarrassed for him. I can't see the link to the company. I want to leave them a review.
@TheDaftApple Жыл бұрын
Gives me vibes of that laughing clown thing that used to be at the entrance to the pleasure beach....that was annoying as well
@Eartheart7 Жыл бұрын
Cringeworthy indeed. Made himself look ridiculous.
@hv02jl1 Жыл бұрын
Same, waiting for the company name
@waynesilverman3048 Жыл бұрын
Over exaggerated laugh
@kavalogue Жыл бұрын
Need information on that clown
@jayookay4475 Жыл бұрын
He must be an ex navy seal.. Or maybe a navy walrus
@healy7882 Жыл бұрын
He laughs in the face of the enemy and also at himself in the mirror!
@JuniorD1975 Жыл бұрын
It’s very ironic that he read the Chimp paradox book but he obviously learned nowt from it. I always wondered where Roland from Grange Hill went. As regards to mister Cockney, the first 4 letters that go before ney sum him up 👍
@user-427.commodore Жыл бұрын
That guy should if be sent home from work immediately by his boss...
@geoffreythomas-cs1sk Жыл бұрын
ABUSIVE SECURITY STAFF NEED TO BE SACKED. Their superviser wants to talk about anything but the complaint.
@forgottencas2272 Жыл бұрын
Ex army my backside. He can barely waddle around that tiny patch of ground he's paid to "secure".
@Robolaralobarar Жыл бұрын
2:10 Sounds like that guy is the pervert. Its the first thing that comes to his mind ! I think the police need to be checking his laptop . Looks the type
@2FMradioInIreland4 Жыл бұрын
That Security Guard that resembles a Blimp with a pair of glasses stuck to it is clearly simple, he has 2 brain cells, 1 is dead and the other is in a wheelchair. And the Manager was a laughing stock, he had no interest what so ever in his staff wrongdoings
@roberthardy2013 Жыл бұрын
Two brain cells, both fighting for third place…
@drillerkiller Жыл бұрын
Baseball cap boy is in danger of greenpeace dragging him back into the water
@Eartheart7 Жыл бұрын
🤣😅🤣😅😆🤣
@oumuamua1963 Жыл бұрын
Yes defamation of character can have detrimental effects on ones personal life, career and mental health as well as safety. At least the blonde guy acknowledged you were right by disappearing i suspect he was already on a warning.
@Robolaralobarar Жыл бұрын
The muppets like think laughing gets at people. I see it all the time. Thick as fluck. 😂😂😭😭😭 false laugh made himself sound like a laughing clown 😭😭😭😭
@adrianbrowne7874 Жыл бұрын
As abject displays of ignorance go then i think that those displayed by 2 of the security staff here could easily shatter any "Richter Scale"!!
@melmurray6377 Жыл бұрын
The big bloke could get a job on the pleasure beach as the laughing clown.
@You-Deef Жыл бұрын
Is Scotland not closer to Blackpool than London is?? That would make him more a foreigner than Scottish guy 😂
@lucidmoment71 Жыл бұрын
I've never considered Jocks, Taffs or Paddies as Foreigners, mad but not foreign.
@georgeblackley6028 Жыл бұрын
Limeys are even madder.
@Angel-Adramelech Жыл бұрын
@@georgeblackley6028 The word needs an apostrophe, if you're going to use the word it's Limey's not Limeys..... My guess is you are that old you can be excused for using such an ancient offensive word 😇
@robertwright7937 Жыл бұрын
Yanks are foreign.
@robertwright7937 Жыл бұрын
@@danbettis9323It comes from when sailors used to drink lime juice so they wouldn't get scurvy. I think.👍
@lucidmoment71 Жыл бұрын
@@Angel-Adramelech Get back to work Shakespeare.
@gonzogorilla2578 Жыл бұрын
Failed the police test, dummy couldn't pass the 11+🤣🤣🤣🤣
@johndoyle9092 Жыл бұрын
Looks like the eating chips paradox is lost on him
@CharlesDickson-nv2ol Жыл бұрын
Looks like you accidentally walked into the monkey enclosure at the Zoo.
@Snap-on-matt Жыл бұрын
That big bloke getting tired out just standing there holding a phone 😂
@carlwilliams509 Жыл бұрын
The pie shop is in charge
@eyesonly7072 Жыл бұрын
Who ate all the pies, who ate all the pies?
@4thinternational283 Жыл бұрын
Who is this security company?
@Mr-J... Жыл бұрын
13:13 i remember that laugh. He used to be stuck in a glass box outside the Blackpool funhouse many years ago.
@andrewbennett7756 Жыл бұрын
They were handed them out in lucky bags 😂😂😂😂😂 great work on standing your ground well done 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍
@alanjones4188 Жыл бұрын
An SIA goon that has read a book. That must be a first. All the Slimming books must have been out on loan.....!
@TheGlassman63 Жыл бұрын
Tinpot security. Some of the worst ive seen.
@joshlevy3480 Жыл бұрын
I thought the cockneys had become extinct!!! Well, they are from londonistan tragic to say!!! Cheers mark !!!
@Seathestars13 Жыл бұрын
Can’t sack him kid,they use him as a sand bag when they boat comes in🌧😂
@Seal_Clubbing_Champion Жыл бұрын
Filming kids....REALLY! Of all the random things in the universe he could have said. This makes me suspect that kids are in the forefront of his mind 24/7. I wonder whats in his search history?
@John_Lyle Жыл бұрын
Projection (Psychological) An unconscious self-defence mechanism characterised by a person unconsciously attributing their own issues onto someone or something else as a form of delusion and denial. When somebody makes a sudden accusation or implication out of the blue it frequently gives away what is at the forefront of their own interests.
@Lee-wr9re Жыл бұрын
I need to stop watching these videos, because me personally would just snap.
@liamefc97 Жыл бұрын
When did peter Griffin become a security guard 😂😂😂 its getting worse all these jobs worths thinking their hard
@jellytot9838 Жыл бұрын
Wow watched a few of your shorts which led me to your channel. This is an example of the kind of people you don’t want in these positions. No manners and rude doesn’t describe it and it’s not ignorant either. People say these things because they get away with it Facebook land has spilled into real life. Only one day you say it to the wrong person. I really hope there is more of us than people like that. Keep catching them red handed 👍
@blankpage555 Жыл бұрын
That secu guy, what a touch of class... Is he drunk that bald other guy?
@mannymac6678 Жыл бұрын
Hi ya, please change your profile pic, tired of seeing that flag.... Cheers
@TheDaftApple Жыл бұрын
Tubs has got issues
@zaccat693 Жыл бұрын
The blimp security could really chase down an intruder haha
@michellereader5352 Жыл бұрын
Take them to court for slander.😂❤😂❤😂
@gggg-pi7fb Жыл бұрын
Disney production?... Disney even pick up his dog ends.
@gilera8363 Жыл бұрын
When was this filmed? If it was after 12/07/23 that would mean the larger guy has an expired SIA license.
@xkeyscore1120 Жыл бұрын
Ex-Army. He was probably in the Army Catering Corps. What kind of pressure we he ever under? Opening a can of beans.
@AldisoKristian Жыл бұрын
Another proof - no need for brains to be security. If you are waste in life, and nothing to do - go to be security.
@stevestocking333 Жыл бұрын
Yeah
@derekcaffrey-en7oc6 ай бұрын
Looks like he's auditioning for fammily guy😂
@dougsmith9748 Жыл бұрын
In the Army !!! A chef maybe , can’t see fat boy passing a BFT Wednesday afternoons he wasn’t doing sports he was sat in the Naafi 😂
@TimG2553 Жыл бұрын
On pT he did was Egyptian PT flat on on his bunk
@CarlDerbyshire Жыл бұрын
What are they gaurding ????? the tide
@troogroove9318 Жыл бұрын
You need to follow up it’s what you say and capture there sia numbers. If you say you are going to call the police, do it and report the crime. Film what happens when the plod turn up and post a follow up video about what happens. That way when the hi-vis thugs watch the videos they will see that you are not making idol threats and follow through. Then in future you can record the change and make the public feel safer.
@stevestocking333 Жыл бұрын
You do know the police will do fuck all, and they will willfully ignore any complaint Marc makes.
@georgeblackley6028 Жыл бұрын
Good video for recruiting YES voters for Scottish Independance. Keep it up lads. You could break up the UK on your own!🤪
@GG-jw8pt Жыл бұрын
Let’s hope so ! 😂👍🏴
@innnnhhjjhhhjiioloookk Жыл бұрын
Lol big boy think he cool looking lol turn back cap lol
@cjhards Жыл бұрын
Reminds me of the traffic warden,Lol. Imo that was one of marks best.
@user-427.commodore Жыл бұрын
Security job is to observing report only...
@zigzagtoes Жыл бұрын
Thats only for the simplest of security. Often more to it than that, still easy stressfree work though if you don't work in public spaces or where the public have implied access rights.
@resist. Жыл бұрын
OMFG! What the hell is going on with this lot.
@scruffyalice-ff5pz7 ай бұрын
Smoking in public, whilst on duty in, full view of the public, throwing dog ends onto floor. Class act😢
@michaelenglish2066 Жыл бұрын
i heard fatty Arbuckle is now the bouncer at mac Donald's
@patrickcarroll1261 Жыл бұрын
1.15 omg at security guy needs sacking now
@joshlevy3480 Жыл бұрын
There seems to be a lot of filming down at Blackpool pleasure beach lately!!! Will Jimmy krankey be the next James bond by the way???
@willbrown3094 Жыл бұрын
the tub of lard can be Odd job .
@greatwelshhope Жыл бұрын
i assume these videos was shot over the last 2 years so what was the follow up action with it
@alcapone7422 Жыл бұрын
When did Oliver Hardy Become a Security Guard !!! BAD ATTITUDE NEEDS SACKING !!!!
@alcapone7422 Жыл бұрын
Stan Laurel Flash Cockney Tosser And Oliver lard ass Hardy 😂😂😂😂😂
@alcapone7422 Жыл бұрын
Both Laurel And Hardy Should Be Sacked An Back On The Burrooo😂😂😂
@cadge Жыл бұрын
Actually, that big boy had a few good lines, I liked the 'half of nothing now' one.
@colinlawless5654 Жыл бұрын
It's obvious from all the audits that security firms need reviewing.
@TomTremayne Жыл бұрын
Put the company details in the description Mark....don't back-down on thse bastards!
@carlwilliams509 Жыл бұрын
Laughing makes you lose weight, more pies quick.
@jamestait8676 Жыл бұрын
Sniffing like a coke head with his Matt Goss hair cut 😂
@lanamortenson8694 Жыл бұрын
Matt Goss lol - there's a name I've not heard for decades.
@leezah1308 Жыл бұрын
Haha 😂
@skruffs1537 Жыл бұрын
Am I bothered? do I look bothered? bothered? hehehe
@lsteven684 Жыл бұрын
He's on the tramadol 😂😂😂
@dean6816 Жыл бұрын
Why tramadol?
@Marius_vanderLubbe Жыл бұрын
Oh he's unhinged that one.
@petermurphy8580 Жыл бұрын
That chubby one reminds me of bluey the Australian cop or Frank cannon
@kevinbaird7277 Жыл бұрын
I was out for work for a week or two 10 years ago, they offered me Security due to my 6'5" frame and twinkle in my eye, the guy who interviewed me was a clown, big shoes and rosy cheeks, I could never have done that job, I have yet to meet a security officer that can find his own town on a map or take less than 5 sugars in his tea.
@andrewbennett7756 Жыл бұрын
Littering to wat a discrace as a gaurd
@WizzerMedia Жыл бұрын
they cant actually stop you from being on the beach even with the barriers there. Security cockney clot and the other oaf should not be employed as security.
@justinwalker5237 Жыл бұрын
Whats the company name and whats going on there
@tom-uk1217 Жыл бұрын
Which company is this?
@Weoqyo_Ffdelajrkski08 Жыл бұрын
On the Hi Vis it says "Main Unit Location Services" 1:21 Web: "an industry leading provider of licensed security operatives to the Film, TV and Creative industries across the UK." Were those goons maybe seconded from the Honeywagons division?
@peterallen290420 күн бұрын
He kept quoting the chimp paradox . Unfortunately, he knew nothing about it.
@gordongourlay7423 Жыл бұрын
A lot of English do think we are.
@lucidmoment71 Жыл бұрын
Only really stupid ones.
@EvenBigger-Brother Жыл бұрын
To be fair that was only after watching trainspotting and not before .
@Angela-hd2ck Жыл бұрын
Why do people have to mention kids just because he's got a camera!! It's disgusting again how do these people get jobs
@miket9227 Жыл бұрын
The salad dodger needs his hard drive checking definately looks the type - Cock ney would be very popular on grindr
@jameswells6134 Жыл бұрын
Who knew Shirley from eastenders had a new job!
@travelvids9386 Жыл бұрын
That fake laugh routine was one of the cringest things ive seen in a while 😂
@sixteeschyl Жыл бұрын
Definitely a wrong'un
@markbanks4738 Жыл бұрын
The whole world is going insane and we’re going to have it on video
@dazzanic1356 Жыл бұрын
If he is ex army, they must have used him as a sand bag to protect the troops from being shot.
@peterdurnien9084 Жыл бұрын
He got to be a security guard by sending in the correct number of box tops.
@kevsmiff9731 Жыл бұрын
IS THAT BLOKE WITH THE GLASSES ON PETER GRIFFIN OFF FAMILY GUY 😂😂😂
@ads2829 Жыл бұрын
I've heard of buffy the vampire slayer...but he's... Fatty the Buffet slayer!😂😅
@derekcorner9596 Жыл бұрын
He fought for his country in the all you can eat war.
@Facts-over-Feelings. Жыл бұрын
I would've said your filming as well, so it's clearly you filming kids, seeing as you're the one who mentioned it. 😂😂😂
@richarddinning6901 Жыл бұрын
Your work was cut out for you at the beginning with the pair of clowns. That 2 guys used to be doormen at mothercare 😅😅
@allanfoster5418 Жыл бұрын
Mark . toughest + funniest auditor ever 🤭😂😂🤣🤣🤣
@wakyyi2069 Жыл бұрын
The fat security guard actually had some witty comebacks for mark there. ‘This is what happens when prostitutes marry’🤣 Love the wind ups