Extreme Speed Record Player

[@MikeGervasi]

Let's give some credit for that needle tracking at that speed. The smoking bit at the end? Perfect.

[@cowgoesmoo2]

The stylus is fine.... it's made out of diamond

[@ooh-ahh]

Which doesn't prevent it from hopping between the grooves in any way

[@RenegadeScooter]

Dat needy tho.

[@BilisNegra]

Quite impressive for the kind of china crap it is.

[@dub_2953]

Mike Gervasi not a needle, a stylus....

[@leokimvideo]

That will smack content ID in the face

[@Call_Me_Moth]

@Jayden Omari wtf lmao

[@Pauldjreadman]

Lolololololololol

[@lipingguo6]

😂

[@crazyflod]

🤣

[@johnbowers6028]

I love when you just show up on random videos.

[@AnOfficialAndrewFloyd]

Well, that's one way to get past the KZbin copyright filter! XD

[@tractorface1236]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHOVgJKfgMt9atk 0:44

[@alancordwell9759]

The funniest bit is where it slows down briefly in the middle of the record, just long enough for you to hear them singing 'here we go round and round and up and down we go again'.... Absolutely classic!!!

[@lajuanamason]

The

[@atomscott1919]

....And an Extremely Rare CLASSIC!

[@firenado4295]

yea what song is it?

[@jayjarnold]

I believe that song is "Let's Twist Again," originally by Chubby Checker.

[@Roostertailin]

Jay Arnold Yep

[@dalekmun2010]

When yo mixtape so fire da record player start smokin

[@davecrupel2817]

can you repeat that in english please?

[@dalekmun2010]

Here, I ran it through a translator for you: imgur.com/gallery/h69Ee5D

[@flower-ld5id]

+Ryan Mitchell hahaha 😂

[@scooterhub1017]

+Ryan Mitchell 😂😂😂😂💎💎💎

[@funnytimmykhan]

+Ryan Mitchell lol 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭

[@brightclouds98]

2:06 "I must go now, my people need me"

[@0pTic4lZagg3]

That poor, poor stylus... Its existence is pure misery.

[@Oldbmwr100rs]

Those crappy cheap "needles" ruined many a good record with their high tracking pressure. This was a good and hilarious end to junk.

[@strawberryjam3670]

+Oldbmwr100rs I don't know how much this player cost back then, but I think it wasn't cheap.

[@Oldbmwr100rs]

DerDa The sad thing is even though this all in one unit was actually crap, it was much better made than most of the all in one junk made now who's CD players usually die in short order. And this was a cheap thing, nowhere near the price of a lower end decent component system. He had some fun with it before it met it's end in the trash, where it was going to begin with.

[@BilisNegra]

It's not better, quite curiously it's a carbon copy a far as the turntable goes. Cheapo china turntables today mount that very same tonearm, cartridge, etc as the equivalent plastic junk from the late '80s. They look very much identical!

[@Kuraio]

Juuichi is that you?

[@PikaPetey]

muh mix tape is too hot to handle.

[@MajoraWaffle]

didn't expect to see you here

[@GabrielGranitz]

Lol

[@mrkitty777]

Does it void warranty?

[@maulwurf9414]

Ginger Kitty Project yes. And probably melts itself.

[@GS195]

fire

[@braeburnhilliard8340]

I've never seen a record place so fast that you can watch the needle pass across the disk! What a great video!

[@themotownboy1]

I don't know why, but this made me laugh until I was in tears!!!

[@PPanos1968]

+themotownboy1 I laughed too, this is one of the funniest videos on KZbin.

[@albear972]

+themotownboy1 You're not the only one! Dang! I was LOL'ing my as off too! The heck was that? 350 RPM?

[@savagedoggo]

OMG me too!😂

[@SpeakerLoverEPIC]

I almost LOLed off my bed

[@Porouskilldeathratio]

+themotownboy1 Same, But why did it make us laugh?! XD

[@Frankfurtdabezzzt]

How is the stylus even staying on track with a speed like this?

[@maxbogaers]

a magic called gravity

[@LoneGuardian]

+maks bogaers what is this..l grav-e-tee you speak of?

[@maxbogaers]

it is a black magic art only understood by magicians

[@marguskiis7711]

It is speeded up with video editing actually except the final moments.

[@ircimager]

and video editors

I FOUND IT! The album name is "Remember-Remember", by the UK group BARLEY. :)

[@sncfmadness5453]

Merci

[@BakBuidelrat]

Can't find that song or anything about the artist sadly :(

[@rabidduck22]

is this how nightcore is made

[@nasanierulastname2997]

ha

[@zeussx2120]

Yep.

[@MuzikBike]

Great-grandparents: making nightcore before being a hipster was cool.

[@pinecone9619]

Rabid nightcore is cancer.

[@PoniPlague]

This would probably be Speedcore. It's faster and much more chaotic.

[@doggonemess1]

I'm shocked that the record held up to the rotational stress!

[@harrier331]

i thought it was going to fragment and kill the inhabitants of the room.

[@bas12345654321]

Even more that the needle stays in place.

[@JohnDoe-gm5qr]

bas12345654321 I thought that at that speed the needle would be be bouncing around. Anyone have any 78s?

[@ttmgalaxy5506]

doggonemess lol good one

[@xaenon]

No belt. These things were rim drive, most by cheap DC motors (the same ones you'd find in motorized toys). Even 'kiddie' record players of the 1960s, 1970s, and 1980s used better-quality stuff than this.

[@Cline3911]

Today, an angle grinder. Tomorrow, a 40,000 RPM Dremel tool. Lets make this happen.

[@RWL2012]

you didn't read the upload date I guess...

[@jeromeglick]

@@RWL2012 Doesn't matter, we all know KZbin is a time warp.

[@yashsvidixit7169]

@@RWL2012 and today, your comment is history.

[@ckjuicyj82]

perfect timing @ 1:50 "WEEEEE! we go round and round and up and down

[@zimtheailen1919]

Again. *record dies*

[@MrAmtrak457]

Let’s twist again

[@Atlink]

Let's see a KZbin Copyright Strike on this.

[@Atlink]

I believe you were replying to EverythingApplePro Jr, but I was making a joke since the music was so unbelievably fast. However, sadly, KZbin content strikes can come even if you're using a still or even have the music playing from some other source in the background (like if someone in their car has it blaring loud enough when you were recording outside). Yeah, KZbin sucks like that, but honestly, I have seen a LOT of stuff slip by, typically when its by creators with a low amount of subscribers.

[@racer927]

#WTFU

[@tractorface1236]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/gHOVgJKfgMt9atk

[@ladobfelipearthur7520]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/qIObp5Jjfa11fJI

[@MarcoSrm11]

1:15 and 2:06 hahaha

[@telephony]

I'm actually a bit amazed that the stylus (needle)/tone arm kept tracking the grooves in the record even though it was rotating so fast that you could easily see the tone arm moving toward the spindle! :-O

[@fb39ca4]

This is how my grandparents' generation made nightcore mixes.

[@ZizzyDizzyMC]

+fb39ca4 DED SO DED.

[@Ziplock9000]

Your grandparents are in Their 40s?

[@fidikvien7682]

I love how he slows it down as it's like "Round and round and up and down!" Then it takes off again.

[@RyDawg96]

Hardcore

[@usinexiguess]

"again!" *accelerates to the speed of light for the second time*

[@ZeldaACFan17]

Round and round, up and down... I know something that does that 😊 That's what a carousel does! The carousel itself goes around, and the horses or other animals that you ride on go up and down 😀 Nowhere near as fast as this thing lol, but I just couldn't resist thinking of a carousel from those specific lyrics 😂

[@MBOFOYH]

That record was so popular it flew off the charts and then the turn table!

[@psneternityinanhour]

I'm in stitches. how you managed to get that to slow down perfectly for "round and round we go again" before cranking it again it genius.

Actually it amazes me that (seems to be) cheap stylus could track the record so well. I hear it starts jumping between grooves when the speed goes up but i was expecting it to fly out the record or break apart in a minute. :)

[@tncorgi92]

Yes, I've done something similar and the stylus never stayed on so well.

[@djrobx]

+István Nagy Exactly what I was thinking. GIven how unbalanced the record was, I was stunned by how well it tracked along, at least until it got to closer to the center grooves. I would have expected it to just jump out of the grooves and hop all over.

[@SouthwesternEagle]

It tracked so well because this was a German-made Schneider stereo system.

[@summersky77]

+SouthwesternEagle or maybe just some weight was added to the tone arm? That German-made stereo system was probably made in Taiwan. It doesn't look like anything of high quality that would be made in Germany.

[@SouthwesternEagle]

ZYC In the late '80s, high-quality plastic was made and in style in various colors. A 1983 cell phone was $2995.00, and it came in beige plastic. But yeah, it could be made in Taiwan.

[@Iinuxct]

Thank you dankpods for reminding me how awesome Photonicinduction videos are!

[@RootedHat]

At these speeds it becomes a HDD

[@Zanewv]

There are 10,000 prm hard drives

[@Zanewv]

Blowtorch the Robot Lots of them on ebay

[@JoshuaNicoll]

I have tons (about 3, but I've 5 10k ones) of 15k rpm SAS drives, they work fine after 5 years, so obviously they solved the head crash issues

[@ludwigthedragon8645]

All I here is computer stuff

[@ludwigthedragon8645]

+Joshua Nicoll sas drives sound cool

[@farerse]

are you in a hurry? listen to it at normal speed

[@rustybrowneye]

fuck you

[@farerse]

tim funk thx

[@xxlocorunnerxx2767]

+tim funk fuck u don't be so mean

[@xxlocorunnerxx2767]

+tim funk jk ur awesome lol

[@xxlocorunnerxx2767]

+tim funk jk ur awesome lol

[@daskraut]

i'm impressed by how long the tone arm could track the record and play the music!

[@uhclem]

I just relived the 60's in about 2 minutes. Thanks!

[@David-wh8zs]

The Schneider stereo record player system now with fast forward and automatic record frisbee

[@cecilrichardson2494]

Even includes a starter record so you can start creating black holes in no time, as well as listen to the sound of one.

[@davecrupel2817]

XD

[@robbieberry9700]

Auto ejected

[@kevin12567]

The MythBusters may not be doing experiments anymore, but as long as there are chaps like you doing extreme stunts like this, I can keep getting my extreme whatever fix!

[@johns78c]

I'm amazed the damn thing kept tracking with such a badly aligned record!

[@harrier331]

especially at super speeds.

[@wdharvey1]

I think the video was sped up. No way that arm could have kept tracking at that speed.

[@bobskie321]

That's not uncommon for cheap record player with ceramic cartridge because not only they have a heavier tracking force they also have a lighter tonearm mass (the ability to resist sudden movement). I remember many years ago that I used to play a 45 RPM vinyl without adapter and purposely misaligned it to the extreme that the spindle touches the edge of the large hole of 45 RPM vinyl but the tonearm was able to track the grooves without skipping. Cheap turntables with ceramic cartridge are even more resistant to skipping even if the vinyl have deep scratches.

[@wdharvey1]

bobskie321 I guess...we used to do the same thing with the 45rpm records, but, if the arm got to close to the middle, the auto-return would kick in...

[@tracer740]

Chris Johns That was 1st and immediate response, too. That poor stylus, it's nerves must have been shattered!

[@idriwzrd]

This made me giggle. Finally, a player for those who suffer from ADD.

[@CardboardSliver]

When you only have 15 seconds to live. And you and you want to hear your favourite record one last time.

[@aceofspades02]

This is a very badass needle! It didn't run out until the very end!

[@simonjohnhinton1938]

I'd like to see a dj get his hands on that at full speed lol.

[@harysandedorito6088]

+Simon John Hinton Vinyl DJs use slip pads to make it easier.

[@xavierg.]

No.1 hot 🔥 hit flying off the charts. Literally.

[@matthewm6466]

You killed me🤣

[@Malkmusianful]

Speedcore done the old fashioned way

[@ToumalRakesh]

How to make a Skrillex Album.

[@EMAHGERD]

***** lol yes

[@EMAHGERD]

lol someones being upset apparently.

[@EMAHGERD]

Seth Bailey Razer sharp observation mate

[@Blakeyrobinson858]

bro i have so much nostalgia i watched this when i was 7 bro

[@NinjasKill123]

1:00 charging laser thrusters... 1:16 stage one activate 1:22 stage two go 1:33 WARP SPEED AHEAD

[@jacobrzeszewski6527]

2:06 ENGINE FAILURE! ABORT! ABORT!

[@silhouettoofaman2935]

3:41 MAYDAY! MAYDAY! CRITICAL SYSTEMS FAILURE!

[@beaniebloob2009]

4:14 the smoke comes, it's life goes...

[@DoomieGruntVentures]

1:50 LUDICROUS SPEED! *GO!*

[@born2biscuit]

IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@RonanNotRyan]

born 2 biscuit Literally!

[@MrOrthopedia]

born 2 biscuit :P 9000! 9000 RPMs.

[@SarahIsWeird]

born 2 biscuit 8000*

[@born2biscuit]

MorningCrafter Don't start that shit with me

[@SarahIsWeird]

born 2 biscuit Why not? x3

[@oriell003]

Holy shit, that vinyl probable could cut diamonds XD

[@ixcutamp8059]

@Ghost Heart it's a joke, you idiot!

[@itsyaboipandaz]

this is how to make a black hole XD

[@alextringali6861]

XD

[@itsyaboipandaz]

Alex Tringali XD help its started

[@asdf_]

+Peter Missick How to make an XD barrier?

[@Trackmaniadude]

I don't know, but I beleive the sheer amount of XD holes in the universe will transform it into an XD.

[@MG2013summer]

"And the black hole keeps on spinning, inconceivably fast" -kurzgesagt 2018

[@OrangeHarrisonRB3]

oh god god this is like watching one of those leaked torture videos. I can't bear to watch, yet I can't look away

[@gravityrules]

@Ghost Heart The fact we all watched it means we're all sick 😁.

[@vincentrobinette1507]

Perfect for high speed duplication! I was hoping to see the turntable platter explode from centrifugal force, but, that didn't happen. I've seen capstan driven, belt driven, and even direct driven turntables, but never a bevel gear driven turntable. This is probably not the choice, for Hi Fi purists, or audiophiles. If there was any way to center the record, so the tone arm didn't move side to side with every rotation of the turntable, it would be fun, to see just how fast the record could be spun, and have the stylus actually track the record grooves. Even off center, it tracked much better, than I would ever have thought.

[@glumOr]

song at 1:11 is The Beatles - Please Please Me

[@RyanSmith-ik9ii]

Why did they have to do this horrible thing to this record. I mean for god sakes it has PLEASE PLEASE ME ON IT!!!! Who in there right mind would destroy that!?!

[@PerspectiveEngineer]

+Ryan Smith it was a chipmunks record, did the world a favor...

[@Spacekriek]

+Micheal Rosen Come to think of it, Paul Hardcastle's 19 also had a "destruction mix".

[@Spacekriek]

+Ryan Smith Maybe because it wasn't all that unique ? :)

[@keithm5224]

Ryan Smith It's a compilation from the 70's it's fine there's no value Just because a record has the beatles on it doesn't mean it's rare or valuable.

[@MississippiWildlife]

@3:42 i started having visions of a washing machine ))

[@skinnytaco1927]

Mississippi Wildlife 😂

[@retrogamer3039]

X2 😂😂

[@Aidenbro-s2k]

“Last niiIIIIGHHT...”🤣

[@AndreiBautista622]

Agree😂

[@mrmattandmrchay]

We love this video and always has us laughing uncontrollably :D One of my favourites! Thank goodness it's back on yt!

[@BurnedNoodle]

funny elevator man on a video i would of never expected him to be on

[@Nippon-Gakki-furry-kuzco]

True

[@leochen4891]

I laughed so hard, and a little bit sad at the end.

[@TinchoX]

+Lei Chen Mixed feelings~

[@fluffydacutedog2065]

Yeah a bit sad to

[@redtails]

Damn. That needle kept in the groove even at that crazy speed. Proper cheers to that.

[@quadraforest]

So that's how our grandparents were making nightcores!

[@ChrisRaspanteMusic]

Florinel787 i think so how els

[@PokemonTrainerAriel]

Their Nightcore was Alvin and the Chipmunks

[@Spacekriek]

1:16.. the Beatles tripping on helium ! :D

[@Spacekriek]

+Spacekriek Now try and dance to the music at full speed. You'll just see limbs flying across the dance floor.

[@PiranhaJaw22]

3:55 imagine coming home and seeing that.

[@gravityrules]

The Barry abduction scene in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind" 😁😁🤪🤪

[@CoolKoon]

OMG "Angle Grinder was used as the drive" LMAO

[@THEBACONATOR20]

I really wanted to see how that angle grinder was put in

[@atomscott1919]

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS! It sounds a lot like a Carnival Ride gone way out of control - I mean at the point when we hear -----"We go Round and Round and up and down, we go again!...!!!!"

[@latexbeep]

Man both the record and the stylus has to be Fucked with a capital F

[@areamusicale]

4:30 amazing ! Is that its soul leaving the body ?

[@jimavagianos]

Hahaha! This cheap, crappy turntable under the Schneider brandname has to get in the "Guiness book of records" as the fastest 33 rpm turntable ever!

[@thecommunistpretzel5818]

Not really 33 rpm any more is it

[@Roostertailin]

But its 10,000

[@cecilrichardson2494]

Shortest duration of time elapsed listening to the entire side of that record?

[@The-creator-of-good-videos-15]

2:07 I love how the vinyl record disk just flew off its turntable.

[@MrOpenGL]

Now do that with a RAILWAY turntable. With locomotive on it of course!

[@nasanierulastname2997]

how about a standard coach or other railcar

[@MrOpenGL]

Nasanieru has no name Meh, coach is 66t (avg). locomotive is 110t (avg) so not quite the same destructive effect :D

[@nasanierulastname2997]

Well I was thinking the freight could be explosives but okay xD

[@brycelandon6387]

Already been done: kzbin.info/www/bejne/in7bmqqFg9ZjaZY

[@tacticalidiot175]

Polar express intensifies

[@45moonprince]

We cant put any electronics around you can we

[@crappypoopy5933]

He hasn't destroyed his main computer in his office now has he

[@314rft]

+Crappy Poopy Don't give him ideas.

[@zackz7246]

I love so much the fact that he does not stop charging the thing until it is completely broken

[@charlesdlosangeles8867]

I am calling the RPAS Record Player Abuse Society!

[@alvarorojas4455]

hahahaha

[@shiralleehaggart72]

😂😂😂😂

[@cxhatchboy520]

I can't understand for the life of me why this is so humorous and satisfying to watch, haha

[@KatsuSush]

How a Lamborghini plays music with CDs

[@exym969]

This was so sadistically funny and sick! Love it.

[@Phoenix88.]

3:27 We have a lift-off!

[@myoldaccount2560]

That poor record. Imagine how much that chewed up the grooves. That’s awesome by the way! XD

[@realgroovy24]

for those saying its fake it quite cleary is real the motor noises are not high piched and 2 it looks real and 3 i know photonicinduction's videos are always real.

[@EVMan298]

Morten Kristoffersen Angle grinder actually :P

[@realgroovy24]

Morten Kristoffersen there are quite a few people saying it is fake though!

[@Dowlphin]

This could become something for people who don't have time to listen to music all day. P.S.: Loctite FTW

[@75blackviking]

I like how the sound went from normal to chipmunks to 56k modem to angle grinder. Loved it.

[@agungfirman7466]

who watch this in 2024!

[@Olliethe_chicken1234]

1:07 meeeeee

[@Deluxeta]

VERY FAST RECORD SPINNING AT INCREDIBLE HIHG SPEED

[@gangstababoon4487]

What is the artist and album name written on that vinyl record??? Reply to my comment with info :)

[@boxcrunch]

2:06 I must go. My people need me. WHEE!

[@timhubbard8895]

I love my records and my turntable, but that was hilarious! Never had such a good laugh in a long time! Good thing the vinyl didn't come off at head height. Decapitation risk!!!

[@Acein3055]

There's a possibility that the needle was damaged.

[@StudioBonn]

Thanks a lot for that great idea! Tears are running down while I'm laughing so hard...fucking brilliant!!

[@Oldbmwr100rs]

Studio Bonn I had to watch this several times before I could sit through it without laughing so hard I'd lose track!

[@Tortee2]

3:47 TRIGGGGEEERRDDDDD

[@vincegabriel58]

3:42 R.I.P Vinyl :(

[@martijnvv8031]

1:51 we go round and round and again....... omg I never laughed so hard !!

[@SuperCobra011]

Wasn't that the forbidden and lost vertion of the Ink Spots' Chipmunks on Acid record?

[@TheGamerWithMore]

Yep! XD

[@SuperCobra011]

TheGamerWithMore Those terrorist chipmunks!

[@TheGamerWithMore]

Eduardo González Lol

[@TheGamerWithMore]

***** Unrelated. and flagged for spam.

[@masonc5112]

TheGamerWithMore You've got a long night of spam patrol tonight across the vastness of KZbin.

[@Mr._Sandman]

I imagine this is what it would sound like if you were to rip a CD album to your computer and could listen in.

[@RoadeeArnoldChannel]

So HELLA FxxKING funny!!!!!! I literally laughed my ass off so hard that I still have tears in my eyes! Thank goodness you posted this! Great idea and great video! Thank you so very much for posting this! One million Stars!!!!

[@bramvandenbroeck5060]

1:50 we go round round and around we go again . . . AMAZING spot to slow the record down :D

[@ppstonesanchez1590]

LOL! this is the best orignal and hilarious thing I´ve seen in weeks... ty photoinduction.

[@samljer]

Sounds like 9900 rpm, you may have a problem with the player. And it has a bit of wobble.

[@klyted2454]

That is the cheapest looking stereo system in history

[@DoomieGruntVentures]

Every year or so, I can't help but come back to this video.

[@demm5]

2:07 I can't stop laughing

[@FedeInventor]

It's a ghost 👻 😂

[@Runar_W]

round and round and up and doooooooooooooOOOOOwn !

[@chinithemouseoutfit3559]

"Angle Grinder was used as the drive" GENIUS!!

[@mozkitolife5437]

It needs some fins and a release mechanism to see how high he can get the record. How high? Hi-fi high oh yeah.

[@ethanjames4721]

2:06 RIP stylus :(

[@thrillscience]

I'm surprised the record didn't fly apart the way CDs do.

[@sjsushi1595]

B E Y B L A D E S

[@timlopez4656]

now that how you fast forward

[@kev3plus179]

What's the title of this song on the album that was played?

[@MRMILO57]

That was a smoking track...