Pick your fighter…

[@TotallyNotEve000]

now this is a long distance relationship

[@KaizThePoet]

Wow this didnt go over my head.

[@BillySpain888]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅

[@shizz3907]

Underrated comment

[@ddoubleg]

Fr 🤣 😂😅😂😅😂😅😂

[@katherinep708]

Wow

[@Macncheesee]

He’s into lifting. She’s into stretching

[@dakillah6018]

😂

[@x7slim8x]

😂😂😂 you win the Internet today!

[@petemartin7350]

That’s wild 💀

[@davidthomas961]

😮‍💨

[@elck3]

Bruh

[@Loco90012]

She’s the only one on earth brave enough to deny him food for the 6th time

[@vltn3020]

Bro her hips have been cruched

[@shay5338]

Wha the😂​@@vltn3020

[@lionheart93]

she is the commander

[@andersonm1119]

If his punch hits her, she disassembles

[@Ragd0ll1337]

He didn’t have to sway his hips like a joyful little child, but he did, and we appreciate it.

[@prashannapun1675]

Ikr that was so cute😭

[@floyd5688]

They definitely didn't lie

[@in2deep889]

😂

[@Idontwantafuckinghandle588]

Got me chuckling, and I came here to find your comment so I could agree😂😂🫶

[@hriatpuia2996]

i wish i could watch them the first night together

[@rin-du8ql]

separated by nations, united by thoughts.

[@Anikan_Skywalker]

Praise Be brother

[@Skibidi007]

😂

[@havee_]

LMFAOO

[@michaelatef6313]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Vergil____Sparda]

Bloody brilliant 😂

[@trigohotgaming9719]

The train gif just popped in my head

[@aldairfrankrosas1949]

😉

[@Habik87_29]

Hamster eating banana

[@TheGypsy424]

I love the Mountain being fun and silly. Lol. He’s a real life Viking

[@jeffmcloud2685]

There’s just something that will always make me laugh when I see a 180kg behemoth of a man make silly videos

[@farmari87]

200kg*

[@R.James.]

@@farmari87 191

[@robinkujur4988]

@@R.James. 195

[@bradthurkle7217]

Flush, 195

[@smityashi3836]

204 kg

[@Northern_-Ivy]

*Wattpad height difference be like:*

[@TianaYrmom]

Fr its giving thor × reader

[@zainasif3485]

Wattpad users are some fkn weirdos. Like imagine actually reading smut

[@Sarahl18]

It’s giving under the oak three 🤣🤣🤣

[@chupachuuups706]

Then they have the audacity to say height doesn’t matter, ahah.

[@s-kh1561]

😂😂😂💯

[@DankPeezy]

I've seen lifelong martial artists that say they couldn't even step to this dude. He's just the MF Mountain.

[@mremptytheeclip9420]

He's only 6 feet tall. Wtf are you talking about?

[@DankPeezy]

@@mremptytheeclip9420 He's 6 foot 9 bro. He would smash 99% of humanity.

[@Ben-lo3op]

​@@mremptytheeclip9420 according to a quick google search he is 2,06m. Thats roughly 6,8 feet in school shooting language

[@arghyadey8400]

​@@mremptytheeclip9420He is whooping 6'8"

[@Tryndaman1]

​@@mremptytheeclip9420 bro...

[@precious.929]

Not the hip sway 😩🤣

[@Sephasaurus]

I love how he went from the fighting idle animation to a butt wiggle 😂

[@FIRING_BLIND]

So glad someone else noticed his moves

[@mykytasemisoshenko971]

I’ve also noticed that😂😂

[@Badside936]

Sus

[@sakurakty7121]

Exactly what I was laughing at

[@jaydenvicente5235]

Got dam

[@jimbob7923]

I’m not gonna say what we are all thinking. But we are all thinking the same thing.

[@nahaziel9710]

They have a child, right?

[@PopTap]

Cowgirl 🤠 69 😊 Standing 😮 Missionary 💀

[@patrickpickering7555]

Fuck

The hamster eating the banana

[@jimbob7923]

@@nahaziel9710yes

[@gurmukhsingh4765]

The booty shake hits 😂😂😂

[@lindsayhopkins7373]

The way he’s shaking those hips lets me know he has more sass in him.

[@randallw1977]

He's probably practicing his moves while nobody else is around.

[@mosley_actual1924]

God bless that woman. Only through the grace of God all mighty, is she still able to stand.

[@ajjahsghahaysfsg1387]

Lmao

[@video_head]

lol

[@Martin-xb2rz]

Well trained...

[@kauairootsohana]

😂😂

[@user-vf7vs8rz2t]

It’s what we’re all thinking

[@nawt9529]

“we just ate” “look at me. you just ate, i just had a snack.”

[@russelllewis6364]

That part! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@ayushkrishnan2005]

Cringe

[@ayushkrishnan2005]

Cringe

[@Charan4867]

Mee too I am having snacks while watching .😂

[@stefance1]

He had a snack...Of her total daily intake of food😂

[@teresakrueger4114]

He looks like he should be a super hero on a movie.

[@user-qs4hb8fx7l]

Yes let's make that happen please

[@pruloveu2]

Soooo cute! I've watched this way too many times ... And I'm going to watch it again after I leave this comment! 🤣❤️❤️❤️

[@shy_butterfly_3496]

The hight difference between Y/N and male lead in wattpad fanfictions😂

[@MODRICISURUNCLE]

Mr jeon lol😭

[@chrishunter8884]

The accuracy 😭😭😭

[@ayar6603]

lol 😂😂😂😂😂

[@zhanestewart3292]

@@MODRICISURUNCLEoml we all had that. Phase

[@Mandyb05]

That's not just a plain height difference. That's an everything difference - weight, height... Everything is a stark contrast.

[@protagonist_ave]

remember guys whatever the size of the TV, the size of the remote remains the same..😅

[@rogar0x785]

What about the force of the backshot?

[@famouslyanonymous7704]

Holy shit broski hit us with the best analogy

[@Geboyajegile]

Not really. The size of poodle dog and great Dane are different 😂

[@camyajohnson8782]

😂😂😂😂 so we all was thinking the same thing

[@tentrickspony8925]

Nah, you're just jealous 😂

[@NBAclipsHere]

His hip mobility at that size is crazy and hilarious

[@WillRaglan]

He had that comeback locked and loaded. Absolutely savage.

[@lefrederico9952]

The human body stretching capabilities are sure surprising.

[@chloeperson2704]

Imagine how big there kids are gonna be and she’s gonna have birth that outttr

[@12toro]

Go outside

[@user-ns9vy2yl4r]

🗿

[@0scarsl1]

Dirty mind.

[@Chocolatebunniezz]

@@chloeperson2704OK WHAT..

[@Dee2Jaay]

I love how he went from rocking back and forth to shaking his hips 😂😂😂

[@Nivi____]

I was about to tell that 😂

[@OfficialMrRelax]

*comes to show he really wants food* 😂

[@MahiMeister]

@@OfficialMrRelax instant karma on plane 😂

[@OfficialMrRelax]

@@MahiMeister yup😂💯

[@chriscook3899]

I’d feed him whatever he wanted just to make sure he didn’t confuse me for something to eat.

[@dmanduff9108]

What i picture when Deadpool says "your poor mother!"

[@roronoazoro6676]

"it can't fit, right?....RIGHT?"

[@Custom_Tundra_XFire_Audio]

😂

[@krystalgorman86]

😂😂😂😂

[@Lexington-Felix]

TO ASK THIS, YOU OBVIOUSLY Have A SET OF BIG ONES, Don't You ? RIGHT LOL?

[@ebunny1970]

With determination, anything is possible.

[@AussBosss]

💀 Brain pops out if it does

[@crovax17]

When you literally are dating Thor. Holy shit

[@shadowseker]

He is not thor , he is the viking😂😂

[@ishnenigans]

he's not just a viking, he looks like a viking leader that eats other traitor vikings@@shadowseker

[@shadowseker]

@@ishnenigans where the heck have u seen a viking eating another viking , speak something that make sense.🫥🫥

[@ishnenigans]

@@shadowseker it's a joke old weezer!! 😊

[@Itsunclegabby]

That's The Mountain

[@livvi99]

He knew he'd won with that hip sway 😂😂😂

[@stanreaper3080]

Good god, when he starts swinging his hips... i lost it. 😂

[@Chloe11501]

Her just casually filming a YT short with Kratos. 💀

[@TheStraightestWhitest]

He's actually bigger. Kratos in the new games is confirmed to be 6'4 and 240lbs. Thor is 6'8, almost 6'9, and like 420lbs.

[@Utubeuser000]

@@TheStraightestWhitest "I've killed bigger" - Kratos

[@Utubeuser000]

Marvel: We've made the most ambitious crossovers Kratos and Senua filming silly YT shorts:

[@stare4539]

Thor*

[@alyssataylora]

The mountain **

[@ElSings]

The capabilities of the human body never fail to mesmerize us all lol😭

[@guptaaman7777]

😭😭 What did you think

[@AhmedAhmed-ft1md]

*The female body 💀

[@tanpham762]

This is what's happening everyday if you're living with Thor. 😂

[@MaximumAbility]

She knows exactly what she's doing.

[@malathymusic]

loved how he went from moving back and forth to swinging his hips

[@virgilmcleodjr2404]

Has more groove than his wife 😂😂

[@plushwishes]

Lol right

[@lydia3832]

Was looking for this comment

[@elizabethlloyd3013]

You guys have funnnnnn…. lol

[@justinlawlor3898]

Fact she had his kids is absolutely wild, it's like great dane and teacup poodle

[@anonymousstacker2044]

Nahh you n9w speaking in terms of dog breeds brutha

[@mohammadahmed6319]

Her genes shrunk them it’s fine

[@user-dw4cl9ez3p]

Los grandes lo tienen chiquito

[@mschiff6506]

😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@Sheridan2LT]

😂😂

[@earthearth3189]

Holy shit, a Viking got adapted to the modern world

[@movieslove7765]

That Hip movement by him... 😂😂😂

[@MsLynda22]

I bet you this man is gentle af

[@jonathonhumes449]

He fought a guy named Eddie Hall in a boxing ring

[@malcomx1924]

This relationship is like the old iPhone charger, into the new iPhone charge port.

[@Bryan-jj3if]

@@malcomx1924 actually it’s iPad charger into an iPhone charging port lol

[@karyakayuku]

​@@malcomx1924my thought is traveling

[@jamesprynne1422]

@@jonathonhumes449you mean 2017 worlds strongest man and first to lift 500kg (and only in competition…just saying) Eddie hall.

[@user-gw7uq8el1u]

Oh boy you know what we are thinking 😂😂😂

[@terror06]

💀😭😭

[@IshanJyotiGogoi-rz3qu]

Long Banana small hole

[@Daniel_CH_]

Uhh that was my first thought when I saw the thumbnail... thanks it's not only me that had this tough. Already was worried 😂😂❤

[@scarlettkhan9667]

How do they do it??

[@Daniel_CH_]

@@scarlettkhan9667 well you're going to far now... ;)

[@ALLVARLiGT]

Dude is built like a space marine holy shit

[@maxb186]

The Hamster and the Banana 😂

[@troymackie9363]

Thor is a behemoth of a human... Im positive he's still hungry 😂

[@juanzilla6436]

Bro he's so fat I think he's good to stop eating for the rest of the year

[@shadanansari9]

1k likes and 0 replies?!! Let me fix that

[@tauhid3946]

"I CAN'T PLUG THE CHARGER IN MY PHONE"

[@Moonbaby226]

Oh my god why 😭😂 I was enjoying this so innocently… then I read the comments.

[@aliyahp9969]

🤣 🤢

[@md.kamrulislambhuiyan8718]

Instagram comments going crazy

[@neetaspirant.8222]

Shut up!!!!

[@MASSABUANA]

😂

[@Justin-sky]

He got sassy after he threw a punch lol

[@PleasantlyDisturbing]

" So THAT'S what shes into" - everyone

[@alicej-]

His little hip movement is absolutely killing me 😭

[@MrJonathansb]

It’s killing her too later

[@RoflJoker1994]

@@MrJonathansb😂

[@alicej-]

@@MrJonathansb nah you're done 💀

[@thepluraloftiger]

its blue monday, how can you not?

[@minustempo1991]

😂💀

[@GriffDidSomeThingsWrong]

He seems like the guy where you either have to give in or you get eaten yourself.

[@juangallego1538]

When the mountain doesn't come to you,you go to the mountain

[@user-fi8yu7xs2j]

His hip sway 😂😂😂 he looks like the Vikings in all those movies 😅

[@angel1np1nk69]

It's like you pulled this exact thought from my brain and posted it as a comment😂

[@Emilyb21-dm3bf]

He's Icelandic so he's related

[@samircarreta7765]

He does Viking Movies

[@patrician2480]

He does look viking

[@Tuflov]

He looks like all the Vikings in one

[@willpu]

We are all thinking the same thing right now? 😂😂😂

[@zawn.4052]

ong... god bless her 🐱

[@movierecaps_]

Beautiful home

[@G3NL]

Yoo my guy 😂 Are you thinking what I'm thinking?​@@movierecaps_

[@amiriy00]

Keks 😂

[@4k_drizzy_discord]

She definitely screams

[@golsagiyahchin2988]

I love how he danced😭😂

[@divineservant9407]

Sheesh that uppercut almost took her out😂😂

[@XxBaYxX]

“We just ate” “IM 300 POUNDS OF PURE MAN IM HUNGRY”

[@halroxdynasty8683]

That dude looks like he's 400 lb and 6 foot 8 😂😂😂 Conan lookin' ass

[@mitchelwatson8963]

400*

[@Zaa-jn3cz]

dudes def more then 300. He’s minimum 6’8-9 and that big.. at least 400. His thigh alone probably weighs more than her. 😂😂

[@XxBaYxX]

@@Zaa-jn3cz fair enough I just thought she was really short

[@totemtv5116]

No matter how big you are, it will always fit. Take that in.

[@-luciddream-]

It definitely won't. Past 8 inches you gotta go find a girl that likes pain.

[@satinderpadda6264]

@@-luciddream-that’s true. It doesn’t always fit😅

[@Playboyreggie666]

I don’t wanna take it in

[@lukhj]

​@@-luciddream-well that's actually incorrect, you just need to be carefull and gradual for the first 5 minutes.

[@-luciddream-]

@lukhj it is correct dude. Average vaginal length is like 6 1/2 inches. Deepest last time I checked was 19 inches, she was born in the 1800s and was an absolute freak, and that's a world record. This is all fully aroused.

[@taleenrhodes7296]

If that punch really landed though 😭

[@joshuawoods7775]

When you try and put the tent back in the tent bag

[@taeshi9541]

Anyone dare not say women are weak from now on. This queen proved it.

[@SFGiants5]

🤓

[@ASubZero]

Bro it’s a skit calm down😂

[@bigblue7975]

Um... How exactly

[@Miselfjay]

What ??😂

[@justicetorres9882]

how tf?🤦🏽‍♂️

[@lucassssss.god09]

Sis is fighting final boss 💀

[@roustopic4706]

:DDDDDDDDDDDDD

[@StraWberry_Shortcake90]

NAHHHH 💀💀

[@anonymoussurname]

One of those times you’re glad he’s not on the bad side of things lol. Imagine him on the other side of the law lol. Vicious.

[@dkmathhew]

The uppercut swings faster than i expected

[@jonasdavies1806]

Whether you have a 32 inch tv or a 104 inch tv, their remote controller is the same size.

[@dow120]

True that

[@Zoro.d.uchihaa]

That's not true Thor has a hammer ⚒️

[@alongtzudir1430]

Haha universal remote

[@roronoazoro6676]

Most underrated comment fr xD

[@sebastianfuchs77]

That is just your opinion 🤷🏻‍♂️😄

[@jimmymcgill4000]

They must have deep conversations.

[@christopherthomas5972]

Splitting

[@BassAckwardsAnglers]

​@@christopherthomas5972😂😂

[@zacharymcclurg9828]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Boombox69in]

Absolutely riveting.

[@jasonmartin1796]

I’d say that it’s a stretching conversation that goes deep

[@ThatGuy-xx1mq]

That punch threw his rhythm off 😂 😂

[@tara26777]

Imagine if he accidentally misjudged how close she was 💀

[@lovelylady4920]

Being with someone who actually gets you. Gotta be the best feeling in the world.

[@Kblademstr]

Yup it is. Anyone can do it. It’s called being with urself

[@dxksh7191]

i see that train gif coming

[@user-nk2id7kt6h]

😂

[@berserker4900]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@andizz94]

100%😂

[@thethinrodan]

Not insta bro

[@kilwazuldak3380]

Finally, the south pole meets the north pole

[@Yelazgurl]

The wiggle in his hips love itttt 😂❤

[@Shubi-th9qi]

He proved that a man can do anything for his girl to make her happy

[@foreverblue9109]

He is her husband😂😂😂

[@19ashis42]

Many do,but only men as big as him are acknowledged. I know it fits well enough that even the mighty becomes low for his beloved..but the thing is people often make mistakes while understanding the term "Mighty" here.

[@kadebebesis4204]

@@19ashis42 there are plenty of short kings who get loved and romanticized. Look at Zendaya and Tom Holland. Blockbuster made 880.2 million off of them in just 1 movie. (There’s more)

[@joaoruxa]

​@@19ashis42bro is the mayor of yapsville 😂😂😂

[@meziah92]

How she doesn't need hip replacement surgery yet blows my mind.

[@phoenixdavida8987]

Right!?

[@aaronhenderson9517]

Why what's wrong with the hips

[@HausOfLaCroixLLC]

Because being that big and tall doesn't ensure you'll have a shlong that matches. A lot of men like that actually have very normal sized appendages

[@alissonkaykydasilvabatista517]

True ​@@HausOfLaCroixLLC

[@skcorgd]

yall 😭🙏

[@charliemartinez4694]

I finally understand Deadpool's reference "Your poor wife!" Y so serious 😈🥃🃏

[@milliekallio6424]

He really committed to the moves. Loved it!

[@vyrusnationgaming1999]

I'm sorry but if "The Mountain" wants food, then "The Mountain" gets food...who am I to argue. Especially if my head comes up to your armpit. This dude was great in Game of Thrones. Thia guy must be some kind of gentle giant in real life.

[@Krystalfly09]

I KNEW he looked familiar! He was great!

[@ManCity_Supremacy]

I loved this

[@DesmoSmitty]

Idk if this is a reference to anything but “The Mountain” is a right proper name

[@thejen24]

He's lovely in real life. Very gentle & loving to his wife & children

[@vyrusnationgaming1999]

@DesmoSmitty he played a charachter in Game of Thrones called "The Mountain."

[@twentyseven-]

if that punch connected to her face she’d be knocked out until next year. He’s strong as hell!!

[@StephRichardson-222newbegin]

He looks Like a giant 😮😮😮

[@doom5467]

She'd be flying around the globe next 80 days. 🤣

[@HEIIRO]

She doesn't mind

[@fuchsroehre9]

How can you tell?

[@Marina-kl9iv]

She could also be dead right away if his punch too strong 😆

[@markvee8818]

Guy is a beast! We know who can subdue him for sure! That women will tie him up 😂

[@ronaktambi2068]

When Gregor and Cersei Lannister are dancing together.

[@lilithnorth7062]

The way he put his hips into it 😂

[@sere7000]

I'm sure she loves that quality about him too

[@silas537]

@@sere7000LMAOOOO

[@paris283]

@@sere7000LMAOAOA

[@arthurmorgan2597]

Damn Thor be swinging them hips😂

[@user-ll7io9qt2q]

💀💀💀💀💀

[@jadonwolfer393]

Bro I was looking for this comment 😂

[@gabeology2355]

👏👏👏

[@Cheese__Man]

He’s dainty 😂

[@thefarmwrestler]

Don't quit your day job Thor. Maybe dancing with the stars after the next retirement?!?

[@SavageRizzCooking]

This relationship should almost be illegal. This is not sane, this is against nature. I want it.

[@CharlesBroccoli-ql5kf]

Most larger guys tend to be gentle giants, especially to their loves 😊 stop hating on them

[@antjohn1787]

Only u hating on them

[@Caseohhhhh]

​@@antjohn1787how? Just curious cause it says nothing about him hating?

[@user-bu6ww8uh8u]

Так и есть!!! Огромные мужчины если любят, они заботливые. Мелкие мужики-гавнюки

[@ladygacha7278]

Dude no one's hating

[@tudi1999]

​@@Caseohhhhh He's hating on imaginary ppl, all the comments I've seen are positive or jokes

[@xanvierst7048]

Imagine if this was posted on insta and i can already see the gif of a train ramming into a small tunnel🤣

[@hotman_pt_]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@luky9_]

hahaha was thinking of the same thing

[@xredb]

Insta is brutal😂

[@Kratos1146]

It was posted actually 😂😂

[@jamelujanneh2004]

Her last punch got him😂!

[@KingA-Fig]

He’s twice her size FINAL ANSWER: His daughter

[@colddarkness1798]

Bro looks like he jumped from viking boat

[@Global_Rankings_]

Well if I'm not wrong he is Icelandic so yeah sorta

[@ruizkari]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@alaads5944]

Vikings are actually short 😊

[@ANewHandTouchesTheBeacon]

​@@alaads5944yeah no..... have you ever been to a européen country ?😂 the average height for WOMEN in my country is 5'8-5'9. Stop coping

[@BajioTheGoat]

​@@alaads5944cope

[@TriumphG_1050]

That's like a hamster trying to eat a banana

[@jackraiden1386]

😂😂

[@Linnie___]

It’s not funny anymore:/

[@aldoreyes5836]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@bubba5144]

Literally HULK SMASH💥 size ratio

[@wazer85]

The Mountain-that-strides. 😂😂😂

[@JJ20kil3r]

God bless her

[@nironff2041]

I thought I was weird but I'm glad we all thought the same thing lol

[@customer_account]

Big train, little hole

[@GhostV2X]

@@customer_accountFR

[@skyrisesenpaiii678]

Well.. it can stretch a lot like rubber so yea haha

[@amediog.2107]

After the first punch he gives up to the beat and starts shaking his hips lmfao

[@rmglover3191]

Him: who'm i fighting? Her: does it matter? Him: no.

[@luffebassen]

Im pretty sure those moves took Thor at least 20+ tries to learn lol

[@thatwarframeguy3855]

Bro’s built like that one Street fighter character.

[@shawn1819]

Zangief

[@thatwarframeguy3855]

@@shawn1819 yes! That one. Couldn’t remember how to spell his name at the time.

[@dl30wpb]

Zangief vs Chun Li lol

[@Woza-fg5hu]

​@@dl30wpb😂 yeah it is. No doubt😂😂😂

[@makguy1280]

@@dl30wpbor zangief vs cammy. I think cammy is smaller

[@MJ-420.]

Never seen the mountain move so fast 😂

[@KURAMA.846]

The gigantic man has the moves🤣

[@YoItsPal]

"its like trying to fit a bowling ball inside a teacup" -bertrum

[@QuadriviumNumbers]

She's a perv!

[@user-rk7pk3ye4q]

Jessie reference

[@user-kr4jg5cg4o]

Bro literally was bouta comment this LMAOO

[@Alfiy_Wolf]

It’s like watching a bear use a rabbit as toilet paper

[@amirhosseinghasemi6280]

duuude😂😂😂😂

[@christophercarson6634]

'Does shit stick to your fur...'

[@far_han5947]

Bro, why😂😂

[@0n3_Ch1ll_P1ll]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@milo3908]

why would u say that 😭