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@Pinsplash3 ай бұрын
"wah wah wah this isn't an intended way to play the game wah wah wah" it's a funny little video, calm down god damn
@VGCCCCC3 ай бұрын
I’m kinda surprised that the hl source maps even loaded properly
@kvassinc3 ай бұрын
Nuh-uh
@jungervin87653 ай бұрын
"Barely functional" First I thought that is a satiric picture on the thumbnail about joe biden lol.
@dogmendogmen2 ай бұрын
"It doesn't matter if I was deceptive because this is just worthless slop content" Identifying as a trash merchant doesn't improve your wares. You're still peddling garbage.
@Xhepyxopila2 ай бұрын
@@dogmendogmen you've clearly only seen this video and literally nothing else they've made 💀
@G-Cole-013 ай бұрын
everything appears twice? finally, full life
@PekkaChu2 ай бұрын
unexpected
@antoni-nv7nj2 ай бұрын
Be unprepared for the Full-life Consequences.
@JohnnyTromboner2 ай бұрын
Meanwhile, off in the distance: JOHN FREEMAN OVER HERE
@concentratedcringe3 ай бұрын
At times this feels like a haunted creepypasta copy of Half-Life, and at other times, it feels like a comedy mod
@siluss3 ай бұрын
The guard trying to open the door and it saying access denied is the funniest shit
@concentratedcringe3 ай бұрын
@@siluss Yeah, my favourite part is the laptop scientist giving their coworker a piggyback ride :)
@SaintRedFox3 ай бұрын
and then shooting one of them@@siluss
@LauraLowe3 ай бұрын
@@siluss"no. no. no. no. And no."
@3ofSpades3 ай бұрын
My favorite part is the boxes that send you flying. I don’t know about whoever made this but I think they worked for Voldemort, not Valve.
@rodent_infestation3 ай бұрын
"worst" my ass, this is peak half life.
@ThumbsUpWhatever13 ай бұрын
the worst goes to ricochet
@bob-omb12173 ай бұрын
@@ThumbsUpWhatever1what about Artifact?
@coldbob23 ай бұрын
@@ThumbsUpWhatever1 best*
@usermanico3 ай бұрын
@@bob-omb1217?
@bob-omb12173 ай бұрын
@@usermanico I don't know much about the game, but Artifact is considered to be one of, if not the worst game Valve has made
@PumatSol3 ай бұрын
The utterly deadpan “can YOUR game engine do that” killed me
@wadetata91083 ай бұрын
R.I.P.
@cool_bug_facts3 ай бұрын
My game engine can charge me for every game install!
@Alex-qq1gm3 ай бұрын
It turns out this one can't either
@kostya87643 ай бұрын
@@cool_bug_factsunity moment
@Something_Disgusting3 ай бұрын
@@Alex-qq1gm it can. A lot of these bugs are just part of Half Life Deathmatch: Source specifically. Especially the entity duplicates. Garry's Mod highlights how streamlined interoperability is for the Source Engine and its assets.
@intergalactichumanempire97593 ай бұрын
I think the worst way to play Half Life is while blind and deaf.
@SageGilbert1913 ай бұрын
The worst way to play half-life is by speedrunning
@rm_steele3 ай бұрын
@@SageGilbert191 nah it's kinda fun
@RedGoldDolfin-ez9iy3 ай бұрын
And playing Half-Life Source
@creativename_3 ай бұрын
@@SageGilbert191ah an anti-speedrunner in the wild. Haven't seen one of them in a while
@evilartnboy3 ай бұрын
But then you don't have to experience half life source, a positive over it
@thez28camaroman3 ай бұрын
6:23 I half expected "Node graph out of date. Rebuilding".
@ben123553 ай бұрын
Me too.
@DerModster3 ай бұрын
At 10:00 😂
@hhhpestock9512 ай бұрын
Lol
@bugjams3 ай бұрын
2:20 The game was in such a sad state that even Gina Cross' hologram attempts to hang herself just to escape the torture.
@Miigs933 ай бұрын
I laughed so hard at this LMAO.
@marzh25173 ай бұрын
trans gina cross
@Gamerappa3 ай бұрын
@@marzh2517 american moment
@Xhepyxopila2 ай бұрын
@@marzh2517 this has got to be a contender for one of the worst KZbin replies i've ever seen
@marzh25172 ай бұрын
@@Xhepyxopila ack!
@somerandomname31243 ай бұрын
10:47 This is why Black Mesa posed such a threat to Aperture, they had break dancing parties for their staff so wild even the soldiers had to stop and join in.
@beingsactual3 ай бұрын
The design for the anti-mass spectrometer was originally inspired by this here scientist spinning violently while hitting the griddy like that.
@bishalgurung43563 ай бұрын
This scientist is pulling off some fantastic moves
@DeadwaterGaming3 ай бұрын
10:49 someone needs to put this to music immediately.
@15braincellsremaining3 ай бұрын
Ah hello verified ‘tuber
@AMAON_Official3 ай бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/hGrcn2yfqLB0gZosi=LFxGpRJp5oED6xqk i did it lol
@AstroTom3 ай бұрын
DEADWATER?! I mean I should have guessed, you did mention this channel in one video
@lavagamer48693 ай бұрын
8:14 casually enters simbiosis with a fellow scientist
@enbybunny99403 ай бұрын
Symbiosis*
@TextualDeviant3 ай бұрын
They were never two, they were always one. Two halves of a singular whole. They completed eachother, for they were each only strokes on a much broader, much more beautiful painting. It's screams are not those of agony, despair, madness- no. They are that of exaltation.
@SU76M3 ай бұрын
And then 🤔
@possiblynocturnal3 ай бұрын
I like the idea that Gordon was so late to the experiment the train left without him so he needed to grab an HEV suit from somewhere first and then just *walk* on monorails all the way to the testing lab
@wrenbeck33703 ай бұрын
The entity duplication thing with HL:DM Source is actually the worst thing, like I used to play it with my brother, and our matches on Stalkyard would devolve into me hiding getting stuck inside a crate because the "door"(?) would duplicate and prevent me from leaving, then immediately being obliterated with SMG grenades. Needless to say, when I convinced him to use the original Half-Life for deathmatch, the experience became a _lot_ more enjoyable.
@erykdoors3 ай бұрын
i wonder why
@wadmodderschalton5763Ай бұрын
Someone investigate the cause of the duplication bug.
@JackFoxtrotEDM3 ай бұрын
8:10 the way he just walks directly into the other scientist and merges perfectly is hilarious
@Maurdekye3 ай бұрын
10:44 "Let me break it down for you Mr. Freeman"
@daisukideshou3 ай бұрын
"Are you seriously still dancing ALONE?" No! I'm with the science team! as 2004 dubstep begins to play
@UnknownRustt3 ай бұрын
My god the tutorial levels are a work of art. Fascinating to see it struggle to load all of this; it’s like the game equivalent of moving all your furniture slightly to the left
@reptarien3 ай бұрын
Scientist at 10:41 is the next big HL meme. Actually, look at the scientest on the left too! He's constantly hand-pumping. They BOTH have sick moves!
@AForceGaming3 ай бұрын
first scientist is spitting some beats and the second is throwing some sick moves
@LarryTheTugaGamer15113 ай бұрын
@@AForceGamingThis is cannon now
@teranokitty3 ай бұрын
I like to think they're raving because they're so pumped about being rescued.
@sonicfon2 ай бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/a3TNo6NoaNF1ia8si=fR9KPjorN-ZZGIz9&t=107 THE EXACT SAME DANCES
@urzuse7en3 ай бұрын
Looks like any AAAA game released today
@kostya87643 ай бұрын
quadruple-A game?
@SirYodaJedi3 ай бұрын
@@kostya8764it's a thing Ubisoft said to try to justify Skull and Bones's $70 price tag.
@AJ-po6up3 ай бұрын
Perhaps Ubisoft made Half-Life Source and we just don't know it.
@ShadowEclipse7773 ай бұрын
@@kostya8764 Skull and Bones
@Arelated3 ай бұрын
"But wait this isnt the full product yet"
@MagnetismR3 ай бұрын
Because of the nature of the ported GoldSrc maps, the training does not rely on completing specific actions to advance. You can complete the entire hazard course without ever gaining the HEV suit, because it's not connected to the door, the trigger around it is. The delay is so the HEV plays its introductory voice lines.
@Templarfreak3 ай бұрын
no wonder why gordon was so late to work.
@Qrook3 ай бұрын
that one kleiner getting jiggy with it showed me that this is actually the best way to play half-life
@FrostyFoxDrake3 ай бұрын
10:41 “Rescued, at last!” _aggressively dances with an exact clone of himself_
@ChaseMC2152 ай бұрын
I think the HECU Marine is more confused that anyone else.
@DraxilSpada-vc2wg3 ай бұрын
Node graph out of date. Rebuilding.
@TheBlackRose6663 ай бұрын
Little did we know it will never be rebuilt
@MoolsDogTwoOfficial3 ай бұрын
Don’t you love the sound when a source game loa-loa-loa-loa-loa-loa-loads?
I think we've now passed the ten year anniversary of the HLDS duplication bug.
@regal_type3 ай бұрын
It's incredible that the people working at Black Mesa were able to develop the tech for human mitosis.
@SaintRedFox3 ай бұрын
AND object mitosis
@KyllingThyme3 ай бұрын
@@SaintRedFoxAll good things come in twos, after all.
@Joel-qo6gt3 ай бұрын
the stuff you have in the description of this video is a flex on anyone who doesn’t think subtitles are worth it.
@bob-omb12173 ай бұрын
I really hope more KZbinrs add captions, I'm not deaf, but they definitely help with understanding the video.
@floriuszz3 ай бұрын
7:38 I love the realization that the guard is not there lol
@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp3 ай бұрын
That's because the guard is actually from the previous map.
@holli9873 ай бұрын
12:30 "We got fucking"
@15braincellsremaining3 ай бұрын
It sounds as if he’s telling a story in past tense
@Stolen_skeleton_tf23 ай бұрын
@@15braincellsremainingthat he got fucking with Gargantuan
@shora98583 ай бұрын
8:05 The guy splits into two versions of himself. Another scientist: This is all within theoretical physics
@John_guts_and_blackpowder3 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@DJ3lectrical2 ай бұрын
4:16 Even the door is begging for this ordeal to be over with…
@teaboy3012 ай бұрын
Everything that happens is always the last thing I expect to happen.
@atticusnari3 ай бұрын
I had no idea this was a thing I love this
@Yulenka-2 ай бұрын
5:05 Barney seems to be enjoying the punishment from their clone 🤣
@firelion34873 ай бұрын
Barney not being able to open the door had me ROLLING
@Neburai12 күн бұрын
yesss and then he says "our luck has to change sooner or later", implying he believes it'll eventually work by mere chance
@NoVIcE_Source3 ай бұрын
10:20 he's already had enough,,,
@UH-60_Blackhawk3 ай бұрын
* proceeds to commit mitosis and have his identical brother walk to the silo noor * _[also omg novice hi!!!!!!!!!!]_
@NoVIcE_Source3 ай бұрын
@@UH-60_Blackhawkhelo
@Deepusk8263 ай бұрын
5:07 they're trying to free themselves
@bugjams3 ай бұрын
bro forgot his passport and had to pay the price
@John_guts_and_blackpowder3 ай бұрын
@@bugjamsHAHAHAHAHA
@naashchaa3 ай бұрын
I actually liked the look of the labs with the duplicated scientists, it seemed much more lively like a facility at working hours and not near-closing time
@tecmaxxd3 ай бұрын
i remember trying to make a map for half life deathwatch and literally when any type of entity that was made (door, water, func_tanks, medkits,etc) duplicated, left the map in an unplayable state
@tmxlx3 ай бұрын
4:08 the security guard struggling with that scanner was funnier than it should be 🔥🔥
@xmeowz3 ай бұрын
No no no no and no🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥‼️‼️‼️
@ErickMartin-fx7co2 ай бұрын
"Now we are seeing a rare species of dark scientists split into two, this is a quite rare thing to see in bare eyes, and will be a thing seeing dying for if you never seen this. And welcome, into black Mesa animal geographic, where we look into the life of Asexual creatures, known as scientists"
@poke5483 ай бұрын
I was expecting another round of the same old HL:S bashing without nary a mention of Steampipe in sight (it's a decent port if you depatch it!) but this? Mounting HL:S into HLDM:S? You, sir, a mad genius.
@srwest96713 ай бұрын
4:10 Barney : i will help you to unlock the door🗿 *Enter passcode* A c c e s s d e n i e d Barney: ugh......do you remember the passcode?🥺
@VictorCampos873 ай бұрын
7:29 Gordon: _(Proceed and kiils one guard)_ Guard 2: _- Can we do this later?_ 🤣
@John_guts_and_blackpowder3 ай бұрын
“ARE YOU CRAZY? Leave him alone” to “can we do this later?”
@the_tee3 ай бұрын
The best thing out of HL:S DM was the Gman Squad video series.
@IrisWasTaken13 ай бұрын
Yes
@hhhpestock9513 ай бұрын
I used to run around in HLDMS doing nothing at all FOR HOURS i later found out i'm autistic
@ReyHunter3 ай бұрын
10:42 They're celebrating
@ziggazaggar3 ай бұрын
they’ll be celebrating only to realize they’re stuck inside of hlds instead of the original half life
@srredfire3 ай бұрын
im not pregnant with your child
@miolen92123 ай бұрын
Thank God I was starting to worry
@uno21563 ай бұрын
You will be when I'm done with you
@kijete3 ай бұрын
@@uno2156no, _you_ will
@itdobelikedattho81123 ай бұрын
Um he is a dude@@uno2156
@GoodBackJack3 ай бұрын
@@uno2156 zamn...
@hl_scientist19643 ай бұрын
do you know who ate all my map triggers?
@hazss3 ай бұрын
appreciating you for captions. Watched your videos about them But yea youtubers really need to add them more often
@WolfmanDude3 ай бұрын
This is absolute gold, there are like 5 new memes in there. Haven laughed this hard since cracklife!
@hackersource46343 ай бұрын
Thank's for the custom subtitles. I don't use them but I love to see them there
@endruv_22873 ай бұрын
I was really excited how the infamously buggy tentacle scene would be and that was just perfect
@PhantomDogman2 ай бұрын
From what I have heard, when HL was ported to Source it was working fine. When Source itself was updated then it broke HL Source.
@medvezilla2 ай бұрын
FINALLY i got your video in my recomendation feed?? gotta turn the notifications on
@RevolverRez3 ай бұрын
Aperture Science may have turrets that fire the whole bullet, but do they have forklifts riding forklifts for double the forklift power?
@Kraxo8682 ай бұрын
Then no 😂
@Cats-TM3 ай бұрын
1:20 From my experience of playing the Hazard Course many times in as many ways I can think of: I am pretty sure the trigger is just standing in that area and not picking up the suit. Because, as seen here, even when you already have it/just can not pick it up the door will open anyway, even if the sound files do not play.
@NoReplyAsset2 ай бұрын
9:46 this is known as yaoi 👍
@Tisulan3 ай бұрын
Quit raggin' on HLDM:S! Gman Squad was my jam! First introduction to hackers was meeting Russians playing gm_flatgrass in this game as they spawned tornadoes. They taught me how to do some scripting.
@paulevans93073 ай бұрын
1:50 - if memory serves, loading a single player map in multiplayer did the same thing in the WON release. I think there's something to to with map change triggers and multiplayer that means it doesn't work (imagine the server changing level in a multiplayer game while people are not in the transition area - for a deathmatch game, it would make sense to just ignore that behaviour rather than work around it)
@bob-omb12173 ай бұрын
The HL2 maps don't transition in GMod as well
@nothere15782 ай бұрын
@@bob-omb1217they do
@LordZordid3 ай бұрын
This was a treat. Cheers!
@lucialambda3 ай бұрын
when i was a little kid, and i wanted to revisit playing half life, i accidentally launched half life source and was so confused as to why it's so shit i also love half life deathmatch and did the exact same shit with that as a kid too. i started severely questioning why i was even a fan of the games at all lmao
@volo8702 ай бұрын
10:48 Sientist doing the Thriller dance made me choke on my coffee!
@mr.101.83 ай бұрын
Half life source can be useful only for those who port their half life 1 maps to gmod
@atruepanda17823 ай бұрын
To be fair, copying game files into another game that was redesigned around a different concept, and finding out it doesn’t work isn’t really the game’s fault. This is a fun video though.
@zeotex28513 ай бұрын
When "barely functional" is a complement. Relatable 💅
@pokemanic1013 ай бұрын
10:41 Daaaannnng look at his moves!
@CallOfCutie693 ай бұрын
I remember something similar in ancient CS builds with half-removed Half-Life. I would get pistol in the starting train, doors would not open in path of the train, or would open not fully, the assets were distorted, maps wouldn’t load. I think it was before Half-Life 2 times. Now I wonder if it was the result of something similar, copying and pasting maps. Or maybe my memory is unreliable and this is exactly what I saw two decades ago. Now that I see door opening not fully at 6:47, I finally have a confirmation this was not a fever dream. I remember getting squashed by train that tried going through it, and the train getting stopped by these half-open doors. But I somehow remember having a USP there and Half-Life mixing with CS assets. So perhaps there was something similar, but with Counter-Strike that had Half-Life assets removed from it for saving space, but then having HL maps loaded into it. Because I remember this abomination being on gldSrc.
@BenLubar3 ай бұрын
If you set maxplayers to 1, some of this stuff might work. I think at least the changelevel triggers require that. My knowledge comes from the Alien Swarm branch of the engine, but this stuff probably hasn't changed for decades.
@genghisdingus3 ай бұрын
10:17 When the meds kick in
@blackironseamus10172 ай бұрын
Barney knew it was Gordon after receiving two 9mm rounds to the back of the vest
@Dhyotte3 ай бұрын
The title of the video made me think of Half Life Source for a second. So here we are, watching a video of Pinplash playing Half Life source (sort of) 10:44 also, scientific breakdance
@RD-1703 ай бұрын
9:41 *fused together* "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?"
@dubbynelson3 ай бұрын
>finally get to the entrance >can we do this later it's been one of those days
@SirPembertonS.Crevalius3 ай бұрын
A wonderful case of "if it ain't broke, don't fix it".
@rm_steele3 ай бұрын
i think the duplication has been a bug for like 10 years
@bugjams3 ай бұрын
what in god's name is your profile picture
@SirPembertonS.Crevalius3 ай бұрын
@@bugjams Never seen a water type before? :P
@JNJNRobin13373 ай бұрын
hey wait those bands are new
@SirPembertonS.Crevalius3 ай бұрын
@@JNJNRobin1337 It's been edited to be more like my Sona! ^w^
@D0HERRITT3 ай бұрын
4:38 "Our luck has to change sooner or later." I'm dead 💀
@SalsaE6213 ай бұрын
9:35 how is that rolling crate even possible in this engine
@idontknowwhattoputheresendhelp3 ай бұрын
This is on Source, not GoldSrc.
@IBeforeAExceptAfterK3 ай бұрын
So it's a similar experience to trying to play through Half Life 2's maps in GMod.
@Deagle1953 ай бұрын
I remember HLDM:S for being a poor man's Garry's Mod, it was fun to hop on gm_flatgrass servers and spawn props via console, learned a lot of ent_fire interactions from that experience
@ttk20233 ай бұрын
Love how your playing HL: source in HL:deathmatch source
@ZuraTheCat3 ай бұрын
Double the objects. Double the fun!
@fieryskills213 ай бұрын
earliest version of some games now a days😂. Good video btw
@tysongreff67033 ай бұрын
"There is no doubt. This is the worst thing Valve has ever published." *Me glancing over at Artifact shivering in the corner*
@acousticfacts3 ай бұрын
Tbh I think half-life source is actually a pretty faithful and fun port with the added source engine ragdoll physics and lighting and such.... when you have the mod to fix all the bugs. With bugs its a nightmare and a half. Life
@SimonRousseau13 ай бұрын
gabe gives us new steam decks you give us half life content. do not upset the hegemony
@AdudenamedKemp3 ай бұрын
I played Half-Life 2 for the first time in a similar way. I bought HL2: Deathmatch, then installed a mod called Riot Act. Turned out that Riot Act still had the HL2 maps in the game files, so I loaded d1_trainstation_01 in the console and played through the whole game. Some of the viewmodels were different and the buggy had no Tau Cannon, but other than that, it worked!
@hs_doubbing3 ай бұрын
It's worth mentioning that the fleshy crowbar impact sound seems to be a holdover from the early multiplayer branch of Source as a whole. You'll still hear that in modern Garry's Mod today; the Half-Life 2 flesh impact sound is just less obviously fleshy. lol
@ChaseMC2152 ай бұрын
Thank god it's hidden from search. But only partially, because you can still find the game in the Half Life Complete bundle.
@Headcrabman99992 ай бұрын
I have fond memories of hldm:s. So many bizzarre and weird community maps in that game, even in its heyday.
@augustfuller33962 ай бұрын
"Rescued at last, thank God you're here!" *the other scientist dancing*
@dontspikemydrink93823 ай бұрын
thanks for adding subtitles. though some lines spoken are not subtitled
@tristenarctician69103 ай бұрын
8:41 ive seen similar glitches with physics objects when setting phys_timescale to be less than one, with lower values being more severe
@Gulliblepikmin3 ай бұрын
This video made me realise that the HECU grunts have a different backpack texture in Half-Life: Source for some reason.
@tryctan23993 ай бұрын
honestly i played a whole lot of half life deathmatch, it's weird but a bit of fun
@L3G5143 ай бұрын
Mmm, door that makes flesh sounds
@sacrificiallamb45683 ай бұрын
Yummy.
@WDC_OSA3 ай бұрын
Unlock it and lick it
@SahidBecdach3 ай бұрын
It’s like a bad port inside a bad port, or Bad port^2
@transgirlgeology24643 ай бұрын
Your content is a genuine joy to see in my feed. Thanks for uploading pinsplash
@rosefeather_3 ай бұрын
i wasn't prepared for the target practice targets mitosis today
@moonshoesthecat72773 ай бұрын
this comes off as super eerie and then sometimes comedy gold. like Coomer sitting on his own shoulders and Kliener getting jiggy with, but the duplicated entities makes it look like you are playing two timelines at once.... its funny and freaky
@catgh0st3 ай бұрын
Can we just appreciate how hard he works on making the subtitles