Why Exactly Are We Fighting In TF2?

[@goldecc]

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[@amglv]

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[@russack]

your sponsors are best, you are best

[@LemarSullivan]

how about, instead of fighting a fake war trying to win a fake medal of honour y'all get some real medals and lay with some women in the bedroom go get laid, touch grass, SMH my MF head

[@IvanTube0]

nuh uh

[@domanceeo]

Nope, never

[@bonkmaykr]

My favorite kind of video game lore is when a backstory is retroactively added to a series that already exists and they come up with crazy stuff to just fill in the gaps and try to make sense of everything. And TF2 does a pretty great job of that

[@fujiwaranovari]

TF2 is stupidly seamless, it's hard to believe they retroactively fit it in, which is exactly how you go about doing that.

[@carverer]

@@fujiwaranovari The best part imo is how they came up with the whole idea of Gray Gravel Co. for Mann versus Machine, and they didn't even have to add anything to the maps to make it make sense, since there was already a Gray Gravel Co. whose logos were all over them.

[@cooker0rats]

tbh thats kinda just fnaf lore with the main difference being that tf2 has better writers and doesnt really take itself seriously

[@Ang3lUki]

They did it with CSGO too

[@bahuthanwin21]

Scott Cawthon: yeah I know right that would be crazyyyyyy

[@ShorK]

The mercs better look like this in tf3

[@tyminius]

hi ShorK :)

[@SourceBrother]

This will be TF2 in 2007

[@15braincellsremaining]

Here’s hoping

[@kayagorzan]

Team Fortress 2: Episode 1

[@DrakonikAUTTP]

Bro really thinks tf3 will ever be released

[@Birchish]

One doesn't understand our love for gravel without a few thousand hours in Team Fortress 2.

[@Portal2Player]

I've played for over 4000 hours and I still don't like gravel. What am I doing wrong.

[@Birchish]

@@Portal2Player Think about all that gravel has done for you, the things that gravel makes up. It is super important. Also, it tastes good.

[@Lobotimite2007]

I've played the game for only 700 hours and I'm starting to have a craving for more gravel.

[@nvvv_]

I don't care for the gravel that guy is just paying me to get the gravel. Now that I think about it, he's dead.. who the hell is paying me?

[@Portal2Player]

@@Birchish I think ive only played on it like 5 times

[@R.E.D-oe2tu]

Because they're blue

[@dr.crazybonezz9112]

Ah yes. Racism

[@boogeytime686]

God I hate blues

[@imnotarrmhan7161]

I've always hated the colour blue! You know why?

[@ceyc_thesilly]

no reason.

[@B.L.U-nv4rj]

​@@boogeytime686and I took that personally

[@B.L.U-nv4rj]

Because they're red

[@newyork2152]

Yeah fuck em

[@solomonjoya5274]

Fucken strawberries 😡

[@GigaChad90]

I always hate Red

[@Mausondahaus]

Aw man why is red annoying my fav color is red

[@GoobertNoobster]

NOOOO WAAYYYY

[@MA78yt]

TL:DR : 2 brothers convince dad to buy pointless land, then fight over pointless land for hundreds of years

[@BenjaminPruitt-c9h]

Dare Mann

[@quinnhasse9170]

even better: family drama.

[@froobleton]

politics:

[@quinnhasse9170]

@@froobleton nope it was family drama over legacy

[@BenjaminPruitt-c9h]

No it was a darr Mann video

[@Bavid_Doughie]

This goes hard, also the "If you didn't like it, fuck you" was hilariously unexpected.

[@corndogslol5289]

You forgot to mention that the robots get drunk because demoman is 90% alcohol. 12:35

[@DOCTORRGLASS]

AVERAGE MF FROM EUROPE

[@HenryB6568]

*alcohol poisoning because he turned his body into a distillery

[@blvckskull7954]

He's a living wine cellar at this point

[@hyper1-k6f]

Demoman drank snipers moonshine which melted thru berrels and survived

[@alejandromanabat9855]

@@blvckskull7954There is a legit rare disease where ur liver contracts its enzymes and reverses it and turns it into a brewery store which causes the person to get drunk. Search it up cus i forgot the name of the disease.

[@l4dfanatic11]

btw everyone a new TF2 comic dropped wrapping everything up and telling us why we're ACTUALLY fighting

[@emailzack2177]

Torturing half dead zepheniah mann

[@Demoman_loves_scrumpy]

because the administrator basically pulled off the biggest "fuck you in particular" in the entire history of mankind and hat trading

[@Dantonfall]

I pissed myself at the part where Miss Pauling said “It’s team fortressing time” and team fortresses everywhere

[@DMphobia]

"You see those men over there?" *"They've done absolutely nothing wrong, but they're blue."*

[@kikimee-o2s]

i love wildcat

[@TinyDeskEngineer]

"I've always hated the color blue. Y'know why?" "Why?" "No reason... That said, we have to kill them."

[@El.fish.the.chocolate]

The great dorito war, many brother had fallen that day. A minute of silence for all the chips that didn't make it.

[@randomguyonyoutube4701]

MY FELLOW BLUES,CHAAAAAAAAAARGE

[@SpongebobSquarepantsKrabby]

... ​@@El.fish.the.chocolate

[@Ikethepro18]

Trust Valve to create some of the most incredible game lore ever only to just give up 2 feet before the finish line

[@Неме-щ3м]

Cause they've got steam. And steam is infinite money cheat code, so they don't actually need to do anything else now. They will remember about their games when they need to. Just make valve go nearly bankrupt to make this happen, that's pretty easy

[@chaolinpescain]

blue balls the company

[@Skrubs]

@@chaolinpescain Blu balls you mean

[@bluball3923]

​​@@Skrubs you have summoned me

[@blooharrison8105]

Left 4 dead 2 be like

[@Pudding404]

The gravel war has been going on so long that the canon fights now are just your average doublecross casual match and you can't tell me otherwise.

[@Big_RandyTM]

They eventually get tired of fighting and just dance in the middle and eat sandviches

[@prosto_a_user]

​@@Big_RandyTMPootis pencer here.

[@crossbo5345]

I thought that said “the gravel jars” and now I want a weapon that’s just gravel in a jar

[@mybodyisamachine]

I see you everywhere

[@fedethegreat88]

​​​@@crossbo5345The Gravel Jar (secondary for Scout and Sniper) +makes enemies' vision blurry for 4 seconds +a direct hit deals 30 damage and slightly increases the AOE range -higher distance from the point of impact and the target(s) decreases effect duration -15 seconds cooldown

[@lordpumpkinhead265]

7:43 This is probably the cutest scene in all of the TF2 lore. Saxton Hale just has to sit there and take the "beating" as a 4-year old "fights" him.

[@kfchero2]

14:51 you would think Medic is bluffing and is just saying this to distract Classic Heavy, but nope! Medic later says he just didn’t have time to get the real detonator, AND THEN PRESSES IT

[@WolfGangDealers]

Another banger cat edit. Great job on this video bro

[@bolortsetsegsosorburam4045]

Nice name

[@laminateshark91]

still amazes me how people on youtube can make the same story that ive heard 5 times be so interesting and be told in such creative ways well done man

[@ZinxBDW5727]

It’s probably the cats

[@FlarisTangerine]

@@ZinxBDW5727 i love the cars

[@BallsBlaster69]

same bro, i love these cars

[@Emoji_Master69420]

I love cool cars

[@slavsit7600]

i love huge beasts

[@fruchtigfrisch7112]

Was pleasantly surprised seeing a tf2 video from you. Would love to see more.

[@megatonradiolive]

1:44 I thought his guitar caught fire for a sec. Great video !

[@Billy_Berry5313]

me too

[@TheRetroestRobloxian]

15:37 Does he know?

[@scrumbo_2096]

hehehehehhee....

[@Hibbitsra3]

Do you know?

[@ternovnik257]

@@Hibbitsra3 yeah 7th comic is out!

[@SomeScruffian]

Let's all appreciate the first article of lore Valve published was how and why Sniper throws jars of piss at people. They had their priorities straight.

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

to be fair, that was the most glaring plothole back then

[@fedethegreat88]

​@@Mate_Antal_ZoltanWhat about the mercs on the two teams being identical?

[@Mate_Antal_Zoltan]

@@fedethegreat88 What about them respawning? What about them being able to survive more than one rocket to the face? What about critical hits?

[@kingol4801]

@@Mate_Antal_Zoltan Critical hits are just hitting vital points of the body.

[@theenderdestruction2362]

​@@kingol4801that dont explain crap about the rockets as that should only count as critcal unless your extreamly lucky

[@V-S7909]

Fun Fact: The two factions of TF2, BLU and RED actually represent more than their colours. BLU means Builders League United and RED means Reliable Excavation Demolition. One is a construction company, and the other one is a demolition company which indicates that BLU and RED are opposing factions. Also, it explains why the BLU team, the construction company, pushes the bomb cart rather than RED, the demolition company which is specialised for destruction at Payload mode. It is because BLU needs to destroy old buildings so they can build a new one, and the RED needs to protect old buildings so they can demolise it.

[@he3004]

I just learnt this and it made everything so much funnier because RED team could just demolish the old buildings themselves and let the BLU team build new ones afterwards, with both of them getting their cut of money

[@V-S7909]

I do not believe that BLU and RED will help each other. Their chairmen, Blutarch and Redmond, despise partnership and sharing. For example, the Gravel war, which lasted more than a century, was broken out because these two brain defects did not want to share their land.

[@mingoliplays2365]

I wonder how YLW and GRN would've been if there was a Grenn Mann and a Yelo Mann

[@V-S7909]

@he3004 I do not believe BLU and RED will work together since the Gravel wars is literally about rivalry between two brain defects who did not want to share, even after their death.

[@V-S7909]

​​@he3004 I do not believe that BLU and RED will work together since the whole point of Gravel wars is about rivarly between two Brain defects who did not want to share their land, even after their death.

[@Mxgenta]

TF2 + Goldec = Guaranteed Masterpiece

[@ItzNockey]

Agreed🤝

[@berryboi565]

Real

[@diamond-sk2ll]

2:30 i believe that canonically, mann wrote his will this way with the express intention of making the two brothers fight, as revenge for convincing him to buy the useless badlands

[@theenderdestruction2362]

It was also on his own skin from contracting ALL KNOWN DISEASES

[@shadowbonnie2314]

0:58 Pyro being an orange cat is fair, lmao. XD

[@HandelGothicEnjoyer]

At this point I’m convinced that Valve does cliffhangers on purpose just to keep us loyal. There is no Half-Life 3, no L4D3, no Portal 3, and no TF2 Comic no.7 They only exist when Valve needs to extend their infinite money machine. Edit: THE COMIC NO.7!!!! THE COMIC NO.7 IS REALLLLL!!!

[@engineergaming3830]

Tbh they don't need to make portal 3 the story is preety much finished

[@YellowDice]

Portal ended on a good note though, and we got Alyx to retcon episode 2. I don't know much about l4d but I thought that ended well as well did it not? It still sucks that we never got the final comic for tf2.

[@AxtonTheObstagoon]

idk why, but that middle part made me think "there is no Easter Bunny, there is no Tooth Fairy, and there is no Queen of England"

[@coiledAgent]

@@YellowDice The l4d1 cast got their definitive ending from the comic. The l4d2 cast are currently in the hands of CEDA, but from what happens in the l4d1 ending comic we know that's not gonna end well, so their stories still have room for more. Although, if they made a L4D3, it'd probably focus on a new group of 4 anyway. We'd need another comic to actually wrap things up for the l4d2 cast.

[@henrycrystal9740]

And no queen of england

[@vortex1s]

11:30 "do not show this to pyrocyincal" 💀

[@atmn_clef]

@pyrocynical

[@skankhunt-ef3vw]

@Pyrocynical

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2:24

[@horror_wendafromsprunki]

11:31 💀💀

[@Bleats_Sinodai]

Not the El Chavo del Ocho theme for the war game ad segment 💀💀💀

[@caoistico669]

Yeah 💀

[@superheriber27]

lol

[@IanHilarioHernandez]

Yes, and as a Mexican I know it's crap (the new, animated)🗿

[@TheOldGuardfrfr]

@IanHilarioHernandezFRFR

[@Voncch]

Its actually the turkish march from beethoven

[@QuackTop122]

NOW WE KNOW!

[@charliegamer4896]

well, the "no final comic" thing aged well.

[@RafelChip]

Wym?

[@RafelChip]

Oh nvm just looked it up. Thas crazy

[@immortal_shrooms6757]

What happened?

[@RafelChip]

@@immortal_shrooms6757 they’re working on it again

[@Gangster_Mario]

Yep, it was insane indeed

[@Javelin86]

Lol i love that you used the El Chavo del Ocho soundtrack in the ad 😂10/10 vid

[@xdx1239]

5:19 WHY DID YOU JUST ADD THE CHAVO DEL 8 INTRO MUSIC LMAO 😭😭

[@TheSouthernConfederationArmy]

Gotta love that banger 👏

[@AnnmusPnda]

You gotta admit it fit so well haha

[@hurtfulpump5063]

It doesn’t even fit but it makes the footage of the tanks funnier somehow lol

[@xdx1239]

@@TheSouthernConfederationArmy As a dude how grow up watching El chavo del 8 (Spanish is my main lenguage btw) hearing the music just trow me back to my childhood, it happens too when i hear Little big planet music in random videos, those little things make so happy tbh

[@xdx1239]

@@AnnmusPnda Lmao for some reason it does lol

[@Fish-man2]

In the map swiftwater the "plot" is that red is poisoning blu's water that blu is trying to bottle and sell so the obvious way for blu to stop them is by throwing a bomb equivalent to a nuke and that is why your trying to push the payload into reds building.

[@Rockydaboi]

NOT A DRILL. I REPEAT: NOT. A. DRILL. THE 7TH COMIX WAS RELEASED TODAY

[@WOODENCHAIR64]

Love to be able to say we finally have that last comic, putting an end to the tf2 story.

[@MelRosewood]

The Miss Pauling cat looks genuinely adorable, fantastic work.

[@gabixidk]

Really, you fight for the hats

[@Fallout1pro]

They fight for sandwich

[@echiwav]

i swear goldec videos are just different, the storytelling with the cat and dog characters, the script and the comedic timings are perfect, our drilla cooked once again.

[@bluthian]

IT WAS HER.

[@Mr.Man100]

“You ever wonder why we’re here?” “One of life’s greatest mysteries.”

[@a_crab]

finally, a rvb reference

[@ctrlaltrepeat245]

"Why exactly are we fighting?" "Because two brothers hated eachother." "Yeah but... Why?" [Insert 4+ hour slideshow presentation]

[@svkee1g]

Team Fortress 2 video by Goldec? Hell yeah!

[@Monsterdemonbbc]

Mr Goldec knows what’s good, bro is cattastic

[@Xx_AthlonLord_xX]

holy shit tf comic 7 came out!!

[@Mr_thesheep]

13:07 can we all just appreciate the fact that the classic sniper was nice enough to light spy’s cigarette for him

[@STEALT_BLADE]

the story of the badlands is that blutarch and redmond convinced him to buy a land which they believed had gravel,when they arrived it didnt have any gravel and was jsut a desert so out of spite Zephaniah left the land they made him to buy to blutarch and redmond knowing they will fight for it till the end

[@LOLYOU1337]

goldec + tf2??? YAHOOOO 🤩

[@glu3]

holy crap a legend in the (digital) flesh. hope you're doing well man

[@oiytd5wugho]

1:00 it's worth mentioning they wanted to do comics before the game released, even commissioning a couple of pages from an illustrator. There was always supposed to be some story to the game

[@RobertoBeto64]

16:16 Left Bank Two, the classic!

[@Juan3876-s3d]

Time to hear him read the next comic

[@supercharlie4094]

never thought i would be hearing the "el chavo del ocho" intro song while seeing war tanks attacking each other

[@Egdisobgdoslw]

you're goated for using music from el chavo

[@lerinowstudios]

I saw your channel only now and I thought that this video was uploaded 1 or 2 years ago, but I saw the date and I heard 2024 in video and all is clear now. the video is amazing! It's very informative and interesting. Goodjob, lad! It's very nice that you're so active. I will subscribe and watch all your videos. You're just amazing creator.

[@MikelTime]

The new comic is out. We are so back

[@mrhumanman6138]

We need a follow up to this video since the final comic is finally out

[@BlankPapers]

I accidentally read this as, “what exactly are we fighting for in TF2?” And thought you were gonna explain each and every game mode’s lore significance to figure out what exactly each objective does for the significance of the actual lore

[@Spacebugg]

New video idea

[@derpsterYT]

A tf2 video with cats????? based.

[@Nur21025]

based on WHAT?!?!?!?!

[@Eadxgu]

​@@Nur21025 The real life location 😀

[@AblereSinAblere]

@@Nur21025based. The term used to describe someone of great masculinity (or greatness if its not a man)

[@vasagus7718]

I hate pyro mains as much as spy mains

[@TheWitnessedd]

@@AblereSinAblere No

[@FerretForLife8]

0:23 AHHHhh- HHHHAAA-

[@displayuploads]

ok

[@silver-p7f]

0:58 i love this frame

[@Red_Chicken_Gaming]

9:16 quite a common misconception. I live in NZ and can confirm that its underwater and I do live in a submarine.

[@sadathusovic7217]

WHAT?!

[@IMakeDumbGames]

@@sadathusovic7217it’s a joke :/

[@Finalnoob420]

Babe wake up, new goldec video

[@singleNim]

Blutarch is pronounced "Bloo-tark," the ch sounds like a k such as in architect or psychology.

[@coenisgreat]

TLDW; it's because it's an endless, pointless stalemate between shell companies owned by twin idiot brothers because it makes Mann Co. lots of money to keep them equal. In MvM it's because the robots are just incompetent enough that it ground to a stalemate again. Everything beyond that is in the unfinished comic series.

[@theunrecorded3997]

Now this is the most underrated, amazing, and entertaining channel that I've found. The animation and editing is also so good.

[@giuseppesickle]

All of this has been said before in countless other videos but your unique editing style and png pet mercs kept me watching. Nice job man!

[@Oscar.-.]

This is your best video hands down.

[@AlexanderMendez-v2s]

I like how the character’s are cats when it’s an example it just makes them better

[@SmoZeek]

gravel wars moment.

[@Drahvis]

"I've always hated the color blue, wanna know why? No reason."

[@Neonflame]

Thats one of the most unhinged stories possible, and i love it

[@RomanWasHere-]

TF2 Gameplay vs TF2 lore

[@moshidoshi2152]

Silly cat fortress lore and Chavo del 8 on sponsor? Very great video :D

[@Wall_Gaming229]

6:14 wanna break from the ads?

[@Swilly2]

i got an actual ad when i got to 6:14😭

[@Wall_Gaming229]

damn 🥶🥶🥶🥶

[@Slinguh1111]

Thanks

[@Iexist-py9xw]

Ah yes valve being valve and leaving things unfinished

[@blastermaniac]

i usually never watch these kinds of videos because they talk and do too much yapping about their favorite series and unrelated things before they start with the actual video, as well as sponsors that last more than 10 minutes... But this... This is unique! Cats, and straight to the point... Hell, even images... Im subbing right now, cant miss out this mother of all ommeletes

[@Cynidecia]

Still wonder what happened to the TFC Medic. he was the only member of the TFC Team who didn't show up.

[@itnaxpro3994]

8:13 im pretty sure this is a mistake, demoman actually was doing like 36 jobs and was depressed because his mother kept pestering him on getting more jobs

[@win7best]

Never excepted a tf2 video from goldec

[@BrianNavarro22]

I wasn’t expecting getting a War Thunder ad with El Chavo music in the background, sublime

[@Springfreddy29]

That blu engie is actually is red engineer because his name is Dell Conaghe

[@ty2teo13]

This is like CS, two teams and they fight each other. Btw nice vid.

[@sebastiancristaldo6868]

5:22 chavo del 8 moment

[@ayothepizzawasbanned]

Comic 7: It was truly war without reason

[@cal7291]

0:58 meet the team

[@BroWow-mj4sz]

16:15 LITTLE BIG PLANET SOUNDTRAAAACK

[@victorhugogonzalezbriones4874]

5:20 YOOO IS THAT EL CHAVO MUSIC!!!

[@state-highway-official]

Fun fact, the music in the sponsor segment is known as the intro for the Mexican show "el chavo del ocho" in there beautiful country of brazil

[@Bayarkhuu-vf6nu]

The 7th comic is getting worked on

[@Bluepikminproductions]

You still have comic 7 to do now

[@TreeNibbler]

whats the voiceline at 0:22

[@KustProductions]

The one that happens when you melee a scout to death with a 0.001% chances on a tuesday in the afternoon during a leap year

[@TreeNibbler]

@@KustProductions man are you lying to me

[@SamEllis-q5j]

It's ai

[@Outta56]

AI

[@HelloImExisting]

It’s not real

[@Sorbizx]

Yooo El Chavo del Ocho theme dont know if the animated one or live action one

[@danielferrovias]

both

[@bobbyteele3382]

Thought you were gonna add music in the description, please do this so my OCD doesn't kill me. Awesome video btw :D

[@mrZocker11]

I really love the bit with the cats. hope to see you make more videos about non cs stuff in the future

[@NeopiaCentral]

15:09 mandela effect she says We are team fortress TWO

[@ChickenBuckett]

Cant wait! Waiting 7 whole hours just to watch!!

[@zefhi1433]

2:34 abraham.

[@DraxelBanz]

Abraham lingoat

[@krypt420]

One of the videos you can really rewatch... Beatiful work Goldec.

[@MarikoRawralton]

The title of the video gets answered in like the first few minutes and then the rest of the video is everything that happens AFTER the game we play.

[@starlight8425]

5:20 EL CHAVO 🗣🗣