Pirates Convention - Saturday Night Live

[@MisterTimVids]

Parnell masterclass in committed intensity: not a single line in the sketch but plays the whole thing like the future of humanity depends on how seriously he takes his role

[@davidhutchinson7888]

He owns this shit

[@execatty]

Absolutely over the top simple but hysterical skit.. Parnell as always killed it.. Miss these days of snl.. Haven't watched in 5 years since politics and wokness ruined it.. As it does everything

[@diddodi]

@@execatty WILL FORTE killed It. I miss this days too 😢😢

[@benyoung7458]

Maaaaaaarrrrrsterclass

[@docj72]

PAARRRRRnell!

[@sadartemin]

Will Forte never ever breaks! He's undoubtedly one of the best snl has ever seen.

[@the-boring-car-guy]

Yh he’s so underrated

[@dailyelevation2813]

Like the cast breaking isn't one of the funniest things ever.

[@fran8926]

@@dailyelevation2813 ik but he is equally as funny as the others of the cast and he doesn’t break

[@phil-ys3cf]

@@dailyelevation2813 yes but it's also a sign of unprofessionalism when it happens too often. also at times it can destroy a sketch

[@bcsemotorworks2462]

@phil not only that but Lorn Michaels hates it so much, the ones that break are fined. Makes me wonder if Horatio Sans and Jimmy Fallon made more than a few bucks a season. Lorn righty considers it a cheap way of getting a laugh.

[@igotasemi6104]

Love it when everyone puts in 110% into a skit that's so ridiculous that it needs 110% to pull off!!

[@kurtreber9813]

@FU KZbin farrrr!

[@EbonyPope]

Reminded me a little bit of Monty Python. Unfortunately few new sketches have this energy.

[@christianalexander3384]

AGREED

[@rinnyrindawg]

Definitely a Will Forte sketch

[@execatty]

Chris parnell is more like 1000% hysterical

[@krankyjsmith9780]

This looks like a drinking game that got turned into a sketch. I give it 10 out of 10.

[@notkerrystolcenberg]

The drinking game that only allows haarrrrrrd liquor

[@cooperhilinsky6361]

Great idea! You sit in a circle. Someone picks a category, like movies. Everyone takes a turn... 1: Farrrrrrr-go! 2: Die-Harrrrrrrrrd! 3: Starrrrrr Warrrrrrs! (A double means you pick someone to chug twice 4: Varrrrrrrsity Blues! 5: can’t think of one so he must finish his drink I love it and glad it wasn’t around when I was in college.

[@notkerrystolcenberg]

@@cooperhilinsky6361 this is how pirates play concentration 64

[@krankyjsmith9780]

@@cooperhilinsky6361 Or they could strip instead drinking -- but then the game would be rated Rrrrrrrrrr

[@garywalters3007]

@@notkerrystolcenberg i love that short actor who did that movie about a drunk. aRRRthur ! (if you guessed "TEN" you'd be wrong.) my favorite golfer is tiger woods....but mister palmer is good too. that reminds me also...queen marry the VII th was poisoned by rat poison.

[@Minecraftian2345432]

What's a pirate's favorite letter? You'd think it would be R, but a pirate's true love is the C.

[@rockybocky772]

Rrrrrrrr

[@andrewsalvatore3828]

I too "love the C"

[@AlanCanon2222]

I.

[@KrishnaRSampath]

I love telling this one, too. (An alteranate third-step shuffle is to ask what a pirate’s favorite transportation is/ and when people inevitably say “CAARRRRRR!” You get to correct them with, “No, man, pirates travel by ship.” Works every time to produce groans).

[@jessebirchfield9608]

@@KrishnaRSampath But on that ship they carry CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRgo!!!

[@bovverification]

I need a remake of this sketch featuring Bill Skarsgard.

[@bross92]

I love the Lonely Island podcast for throwing me back to these random sketches

[@EllieC130]

This is the dumbest sketch but I could not stop laughing.

[@dougbair7605]

Rrrrrr

[@Mistercharming]

Ahrrr

[@villehytonen7279]

Same hearrrr

[@DissociatedWomenIncorporated]

DumbARRRRR than "People Getting Punched Just Before (BefARRRRRRR) Eating"?

[@MariaMartinez-mn4ov]

I had a running joke with a friend about Arrrrrbys

[@TalDarkLeanMean]

The whole time I'm just watching Chris Parrnell's face. So funny

[@YouOpaOpa]

You mean Chris PARRRRRRRRnell's face

[@brettneuberger6466]

@@YouOpaOpa 👍

[@Annibals]

Same here he was properly going wild

[@dondriskleone]

It reminds me of john cleese's face when they were going to burn the witch.

[@diddodi]

Will Forte killed it

[@alyxi]

1:31 Parnell's intense pirate acting

[@adammgolan]

alyxi Parr'nell!

[@blimy01maynard30]

I have only seen this once when it first aired. But I still randomly say "Saarrsgaaarrrd!!!!"

[@DLand129]

Best actors in this sketch: Fred ARRRRmisen and Chris PARRRRnell

[@MrAutore]

Best comment!

[@mariabarker2036]

Bill Hadarrr...

[@diddodi]

Will FORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTEeee

[@jennifergersch9126]

The boys in the front row are definitely having the best time.

[@logdizza]

That’s a room full of heavy hitters right there.

[@kev_whatev]

I love Chris Parrrrnell’s facial expressions in the front row

[@NazriB]

Lies again? Aye mate

[@atomicagegamer3693]

Chris Parnell deserves the 12th man award for this skit. I'm pretty sure that he didn't have a line but man he was fully committed.

[@caitlinbelforti870]

I like that it doesn't take much to make them happy. I would hang out with these pirates all day.

[@jamesshattell1425]

I went to a pirate convention once to sell earrings, but I could only sell them for two dollars a pair. It turns out that it was a really a Buccaneer convention.

[@Ashley-zn9bm]

oh. my. god.

[@SSonnal]

Fucking cracked me up mats

[@somegirlanna]

Bill HadeAARRRRR 0:58 1:14 3:47

That's about all I needed, thanks!

[@jackmannagan4570]

And bill hadarrrrr

[@EmjayLapus]

And Fred Arrrrrrrmisen

[@Cuntstantine]

Andy SambeARRRRG

[@Stryford1]

Chris PARRRnell

[@rosshurst5630]

Well....alright

[@hannibalburgers477]

ARRRRRRRRR

[@gigglyme2001]

I remember watching this skit live when it aired and to this day if I see Peter Sarsgaard in a movie or hear his name, I think Sarrrrsgaarrrrrd.

[@perseus9428]

It's marrrvelous to see a staarrrr like Skaaarrrsgaard take paaarrrt in this faaarrrrce.

[@alexmagney5326]

This is so wholesome and hilarious at the same time omg 😂💕

[@caninecastleddc]

This skit is kind of stupid and completely amazing. I keep watching it over and over and laughing each time. I love it so much. ❤️

[@jennifergersch9126]

And the cast is having a ball. That’s why it works so well!

[@SpecHiggs]

Anyone here because of The Lonely Island & Seth Meyers podcast?

[@blackiris-9132]

Arrrrrrr !

[@fanciestofcats7111]

Corrections nut here

[@nomeacuerdo]

ARRRR!

[@kmhg72]

Here

[@melissacox9494]

Arrrrrrrrrr!!

[@EazyJakeOven]

This is so dumb, but it's been living in my head for years and I can't help but think of it whenever I see Peter Sarsgaard's name.

[@shmookins]

Imagine them watching Sesame Street brought to you by the letter R.

[@jennifergersch9126]

Rrrrrr

[@jennifergersch9126]

Them. On Sesame Street. A dream.

[@nicbarrax76]

A pirate walks into a bar. He has a steering wheel in his pants, so the barkeep asks "Why do ye have a steering wheel in yer pants?!?" and the pirate answers "Yarr, it´s driving me nuts!"

[@joekurdish3385]

that's a good one

[@ValtteriNieminen]

didn't need to be a pirate lmao

[@basbuitenhuispop2212]

Why cant a pirate finish the alphabet Hes always stuck on c

[@Kostadin_Arolski]

Lmao. I have nothing to say but lmao

[@bepowerification]

sounds like an australian joke to me!

[@Otacon9611]

This sketch was so stupid and wholesome. I loved it!

[@tjgray2815]

@Otacon9611 Wholsome?!? You must be forgetting about Horatio Sanz working in a totally inappropriate (and completely unnecessary) bestiality/pornography “joke.” So creepy. Pretty much ruins what otherwise *could* have been considered a wholesome sketch. Incredibly poor judgement like that makes it pretty easy to believe the woman accusing Sanz of being a sexual predator when she was still in high school.

[@donsknots6510]

You know if Hader was in Forte's spot he would have laughed half the time this was so funny.

[@diddodi]

exactly

[@jennifergersch9126]

You can see Fred Arrrrrmisen smiling a lot in the front row.

[@albertrombone]

HAAAARVARD YAAARD

[@jennifergersch9126]

You MUST see the Iranian Film sketch with Arrrrrmisen and Ben Affleck. I could watch it all day!

[@villehytonen7279]

This is so silly but I am laughing my a** off. Sometimes the silliest sketches are the best and this is absolutely brilliant. Kudos to whoever wrote this.

[@iromosushi6291]

You're laughing your ARRRRRRRRRRSE off?

[@diddodi]

Will Forte wrote it

[@jennifergersch9126]

@@diddodiHow do you know it was Forrrrrrteeee?

[@jennifergersch9126]

100%

[@diddodi]

@@jennifergersch9126 ahhahaha

[@EmiliosFather]

I can’t think of many skits where I felt I had fun with the cast😂this is that skit…one of my all time favorites

[@theoriginal1971]

discovered this through the lonelymeyers podcast and it made me cry laughing while listening to it and i needed the full experience

[@SethChristenfeld]

It's been eighteen years and it's still impossible for me to see any reference to Peter Sarsgaard without thinking of this sketch.

[@mjacobsable]

Such impatient pirates. They just can't wait to get to the R. in the ABC song! Lol

[@bobseltheslimeking]

It's like a Monty Python Sketch :D

[@mx1616]

This sketch has ended me. It's too hilarious 😂😂

[@vinnievin86]

We need a pirate movie with all of these guys

[@yerabbit]

I didn't think this joke could support the sketch all the way through, but I was WRAARNG!

[@VaskoHElenov]

Ted? -Here ... wow that cracked me open hahaha ;P

[@myztik5716]

It's TAD not Ted you dirty land lovARRRR

[@houseki4085]

This whole sketch is so dumb but it works! Sometimes the best jokes are the ones you least expect to work. You can't help but laugh at the stupidity of it😍🤣

[@diddodi]

forte's writing

[@1hotni66a]

Arrrr… what be the name of that first one again?

[@omgitsnoel87]

Lmao “park the car in Harvard yard”

[@jennifergersch9126]

See the Iranian Film sketch. They built a whole sketch around this one line.

[@irie9797]

This skit NEVER gets old 😂

[@socratease4645]

Sorry for you

[@LukaszGorski1983]

Between this and Sarsgaard's SARS Guard they sure did get a lot of mileage out of his name

[@chrischen-u5k]

I was waiting for Chris Parnell to speak for the whole sketch

[@AmbitiousLearnWithGeorge]

came here..during virus pandemic..just needed to hear Skaaarsgaaard one more time before I die..

[@moo-snuckle]

you picked a excellent sketch then.

[@hitzncritzmobilegaming9988]

Too bad they never say that at all.

[@FluffyMeowington]

The ending took me by surprise lmao

[@334nickg]

It's so gloriously dumb it's genius

[@Atlacomulco91]

A pirate walked into a bar with a steering wheel hanging between his legs. As he walked up to the counter, the bartender asked, “Why do you have a steering wheel hanging between your legs?” The pirate replied, “I don’t know, but it’s driving me nuts!”

[@kls218]

I remember watching this when it broadcast. (18 years ago? Already?) An obsession with Arr sounds has been low-key a part of my life ever since. It’s hilarious how dumb it is, and because of that it’s probably my favorite SNL bit ever.

[@notkerrystolcenberg]

Steve from Dodgeball has to be in that crowd somewhere

[@yellowstone024]

Average Joe’s is the only place for Steve…

[@faristotle2979]

MY LUNGS R COLLAPSING OMG THIS IS HILARIOUS

[@Poqoa]

That coat Will is wearing looks awesome as Hell

[@shanestone9770]

Argh, shiver me timbers, I missed the pirate convention, I heard Peter Sarrrsgaarrrd be attendin’, I be meanin’ ter ask him what the 18th letter of the alphabet be

[@brandondavidson4085]

"And I've never been to Boston in the Fall!"

[@bryanchipps9374]

This was brilliant beyond most can comprehend.

[@davidhutchinson7888]

I concur.

[@camilogarciaylasaari1857]

And now, let's welcome our next guest, Stellan SkARRsgård, who's here to talk about his collaboration with MARRvel in Thor: The DARRk world. After him, we'll have Emilia ClARRke who we all know as Daenerys TARRgaryen. As a finale, we'll listen to Simon and GARRfunkel as well as Paul McCARRtney.

[@RickyTherrien-yt2ef]

Haratio Sands was so basass i loved that guy!! Sorry if i spelled his name wrong.

[@kevinzhu1727]

the alphabet song was expected yet unexpected so good

[@paulr.4968]

This was one of the funniest skits❗️🏴‍☠️ sAARRSgAARRd

[@pablol2644]

The fact that the "What is a pirate's favorite movie rated?....RRRrrrr!" Was an old joke decades ago and this was made into a recent sketch is hilarious to me.

[@linnycrocus6023]

Believe it or not this was over 15 years ago.

[@DigitalPraise7]

This is arrrrguably the best pirate skit evearrrrrrr!

[@gretchenbarr1578]

That was hilarious and stupid all at the same time 🤣😂💗

[@ruthless49er]

This is a better skit than most people gave it credit for lol

[@hustonsingletary402]

I love how committed Parnell is, lol

[@kirbyjakescarborough4515]

OMG!! I’m crying and laughing so hard... I’m a Professional Pirate actor in Destin and I say well done! Cheers! BAHAHAHAHA!!

[@phil-ys3cf]

there are really professional pirate actors out there?? i didn't know that xD

[@kirbyjakescarborough4515]

@@phil-ys3cf You bet! Vaudeville variety wth some Brit-com and original themed music. Big $ on the coast, seasonally of course. ;) 😆☠️😎🎸

[@judefeehan9056]

@@kirbyjakescarborough4515 it's convenient that your name is Scaaaaaaaarborough

[@kirbyjakescarborough4515]

@@judefeehan9056 Hahaha! In 10 years, you are the first to make that joke. I’ve waited for you! Lol I thought it was kinda obvious! Lol 😆 Cheers my Friend! 😆☠️🏴‍☠️😁

[@judefeehan9056]

@@kirbyjakescarborough4515 You're welcome buddy🤣🤣🤣

[@deplorabledave1048]

The Northman brought me here. I remembered this skit. SOOOO funny.

[@aquamarine99911]

I forgot about him, but Horatio Sanz was really good. Great voice control.

[@jsmith7348]

You can call me Peter. No thank you

[@TheOneTakeLiveCast]

Chris Parnells reactions

[@MoxHypKa]

ARR is an abbreviation for absolutely anti-pirate "All Rights Reserved". Got it?

[@iancoe4377]

Thinking up abbreviations is a great ARRRRT!

[@naamaweiss]

chris parnel's face!

[@jaroflies3700]

This was quite the cast at this time.

[@wandersonpj_bkn]

Seth missed being able to say 'rrrrr' too babahahaha

[@aarontiessen927]

This cast was amazing!

[@JimmySand9]

We only invited Peter Sarrrrrsgarrrrd because Marrrrk Harrrrmon didn’t RRRRRRRSVP.

[@nannerz1994]

This is one of those sketches that is so simple and stupid but hilarious. It's all about the delivery and commitment

[@jamegumm]

I’m gonna watch this clip over and over until it surpasses the other “snl pirate” skits!

[@mikemcconeghy4658]

Now this be funny, says I.

[@theultimatereductionist7592]

ARRRRRRGH ye be right!

[@seaoftranquility7228]

It’s kind of endearing how terrible this is.

[@davidhutchinson7888]

Irs terribleness is only matched by it's awesomeness

[@seaoftranquility7228]

@@davidhutchinson7888 👍

[@marcux83]

​@@davidhutchinson7888taarrrrrrrrible 😂

[@hippityhoppityw]

Horatio and Parnell are out of their mind in this one LMAO

[@jaz.zercise]

the fact that ive been to a holiday inn while there was an actual pirate convention going on at the same time

[@adamdavis4973]

I thought the was pirate statue in the corner was Danny Trejo for a minute.....AWWWWRRKWARRRRRRD

[@TheBolt117]

I think they have next years convention in Aaaaarlington

[@shadowsicksix]

So simple yet so funny.

[@tomitstube]

love how fred always has to be the one that's off from the rest. "tad".... "here".

[@TheMamarebecca]

Oh c’mon this is classic SNL 🎉

[@NathanaelTan]

HAHAHA Park the car in the Havard yard xD Ahmadinejad xD

[@Casi5000]

It must have been incredibly funny to do that sketch :D

[@paulr.4968]

September 19th annually is Talk Like a Pirate Day, ya scurvy dogs!

[@tomriddle6812]

Convention? Don’t you mean seminAAARR?

[@marcux83]

good one 😂😂😂

[@SssagaBenches4U]

Let's play a game. Drink for every *r!* YARRR!!!

[@jamarrogers2985]

That last question got me☠️☠️☠️

[@nisadwyz]

TED. IM DEAD.

[@jacksonstokes7887]

This is so hilarious for no reason😂

[@alphasierra.]

Wtf?!! I'm laughing like crazy!

[@JayBGames]

"...h i j k l m n o RRRRRRR" 😂😂😂

[@hoangnguyen3268]

PaRRRRk the caRRRRR in HaRRRvaRRRd yaRRRRRRdd

[@thesilverhawaiian5024]

Such an underrated sketch

[@ketjuariittaa]

ARRRRRrrrrr!