Jeff goldblum describing eyelashes is the real life version of trying to reach the word count on an essay
@ashantinyongo76325 жыл бұрын
ms mayo fr fr lmao
@drviz5 жыл бұрын
Looooool
@lindseyskye85745 жыл бұрын
wow thank you
@mjrleaguesweetie5 жыл бұрын
Just read this out loud to my fiancee. Great job.
@kalinka97445 жыл бұрын
fuck ur right
@ivyblackwood62575 жыл бұрын
you: fake eyelashes jeff goldblum, an intellectual: eyelash toupeés
@MM-dq2pi5 жыл бұрын
hilarious and did he call mascara eyelash marker?
@thothbaboon5 жыл бұрын
@@MM-dq2pi merkin :P
@Gilliganfrog5 жыл бұрын
@@MM-dq2pi : "merkin", a wig or toupee for the pubic area. Fake pubes, a pube-rug. I agree with him, mascara is grotesque.
@harrisonmccartney48785 жыл бұрын
I don't think he ever came down from that acid trip he had in the '70's.
@AEO21Productions5 жыл бұрын
And thank goodness.. amiright?!
@askdg14915 жыл бұрын
😂😂😂
@elladarko68515 жыл бұрын
FUCK hahahaha
@CS-nw9si5 жыл бұрын
This really is one of the most unintentionally psychedelic interviews ever lol I love it.
@tony_51565 жыл бұрын
Back then it was more then that, we’d hang around jersey shore and see people mixing qualuuds with kamikaze shots.
@kidart17635 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is the type of person who could survive the post-apocalypse alone because he can entertain himself so flawlessly.
@smoothoperator99015 жыл бұрын
And that's when I saw over the smoking, charred horizon, through the wreckage and the carnage ... it was Jeff Goldblum, and I knew everything was going to be OK 👌
@flala22615 жыл бұрын
😄 🙌
@Pazuzu825 жыл бұрын
Haha hilarious😂
@joao.33205 жыл бұрын
*gasping for his life* : mascara... Mascara??
@freshhell63655 жыл бұрын
Joao. Mas Cá Rã
@Huumf5 жыл бұрын
Lmaooo
@jessl70685 жыл бұрын
this comment made my cry with laughter
@missrra19993 жыл бұрын
OMG YOU ARE SO FUNNY JOAO
@krldvg185 жыл бұрын
Where's the 10 hour version?
@DeathTrapProductions5 жыл бұрын
Asking the important questions!
@nathan52955 жыл бұрын
I feel he probably talked for 10 hours about these four topics, but they had to edit it down for the format.
@MrUndersolo5 жыл бұрын
I’m on the hunt!
@loopskratch60655 жыл бұрын
Is there actually a longer, similar interview anywhere ? He’s very eloquent and easy to listen to
@MagicSwagget125 жыл бұрын
I agree, hopefully Pitchfork releases the uncut one
@Bae_Cop20275 жыл бұрын
"I am the authority of my own experience." This guy always comes out of the gate weird and enthralling!
@Figs35 жыл бұрын
Oliva Munn was right. Nobody can do a Jeff Goldblum, like Jeff Goldblum.
@Koettnylle5 жыл бұрын
It's brilliantly phrased though
@bravetherainbow5 жыл бұрын
It seems pretty true and easy to grasp though.
@bfkc1115 жыл бұрын
This is not "weird", this is a genuine fundamental insight. You fucking confused imbecil(s)... It's just rare to find someone express it so casually. Compare to "ego cogito ergo sum", for example. It is a genuine wisdom. Of course it's not popular on the internet, where everyone is an entitled popularist creep, making "private" something "weird", thinking this is even normal (it's a new pathology of dumbasses and shit-heads)...
@bfkc1115 жыл бұрын
@@bravetherainbow Thanks for pointing that out, it is actually not "weird", just to those confused idiots who think every learning or genuine insight is "weird". It's almost a trivial, but important and essential point.
@korndud5 жыл бұрын
You guys might as well stop the series cause nothing can top that.
@fidel75335 жыл бұрын
Fidel Guevara same name what up
@bfkc1115 жыл бұрын
You're dumb.
@StCgT1945 жыл бұрын
@@fidel7533 same here wassup
@heavenlywells38182 жыл бұрын
Facts
@rechmen5 жыл бұрын
Mans gave himself the chills over hottubs
@Sea_witch_5 жыл бұрын
Lmao that part was hilarious
@JoeyLevenson5 жыл бұрын
Make a 10 hour video out of that sound!
@johndou4235 жыл бұрын
Man, Jeff is like that weird but cool English prof that manages to give a freudian explanation to everything
@gordonlekfors27087 ай бұрын
how is it freudian?
@johndou4237 ай бұрын
im afraid thats for jeff to know@@gordonlekfors2708
@chdz925 жыл бұрын
The over/under we didn't know we wanted
@markpostovalov38335 жыл бұрын
But the one we deserved
@SensoriaMaRia5 жыл бұрын
@@1Dubbelman he's 20 something years older than me so not being ageist... FUCK this was painful and his bit is so OVERRATED (get it). I don't get why he's "back".
@SensoriaMaRia5 жыл бұрын
@@1Dubbelman if you know his work or interviews in the 70s and 80s... you'd know this version of him is acting on top of acting. Are YOU ageist?
@whitegranite21055 жыл бұрын
make sense if your gonna leave quirky edgy comment
@zachtoft90654 жыл бұрын
Needed*
@yeahsyr5 жыл бұрын
How is he able to make anything intresting and erotic
@SebastianTinajero5 жыл бұрын
maybe because he's the embodiment of interesting and erotic
@Nath-P5 жыл бұрын
Acid
@magicjackm5 жыл бұрын
it's the gold part of goldblum, in action
@bfkc1115 жыл бұрын
That's just you being a perv or totally repressed to bursting, either one.
@sushi26935 жыл бұрын
Exactly, like Harry Styles... it doesn't matter what they're talking about, it just sounds sexual and hot 😅
@atomicbrain94015 жыл бұрын
Can we have an hour of just Jeff talking about eyelashes? Thnx
@djsouthpaw38115 жыл бұрын
Set to jazz music like Ken Nordine!
@aviona1235 жыл бұрын
right okay and he made several points hello!!
@tommyrandall34895 жыл бұрын
Beeeaaauutiful, beauuutiful.
@coochchili2175 жыл бұрын
Shout out to "eyelash merkin" :D
@michaelvino86795 жыл бұрын
I prefer the Acid talk
@lowrant5 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum: VERY underrated
@supernate2235 жыл бұрын
I love him but so do many nowadays in his later life renaissance, so I would say he is rated.
@soniatovar18845 жыл бұрын
❤
@calisongbird5 жыл бұрын
Laurent he’s not underrated, there is a veritable Cult of Jeff Goldblum on the Internet.
@jamesbarros9505 жыл бұрын
KZbinName I would argue that it would be impossible to not underrate him. He’s even better than we believe him to be. #partofthecult
@TheOne-bv8wi4 жыл бұрын
YES!!!
@J.K.Moerkved5 жыл бұрын
Literally seconds after the first question, the Goldblum begins.
@idylhan53905 жыл бұрын
10 seconds in and I’m considering a tattoo of “ “I am the authority of my own experience” -Jeff Golfblum “
@Sektion95 жыл бұрын
Thought the same thing!
@dxt25325 жыл бұрын
It’s very reminiscent of Michel de Montaigne’s preface for his essays!
@TheRandomperson10165 жыл бұрын
You might want to spell his name right if you’re going to get it tattooed
@ArapBayraminOglu5 жыл бұрын
If Jeff Goldblum was family I would sit next to him during Christmas diner.
@nullobject59435 жыл бұрын
Haha, I thoroughly enjoyed this comment
@ArapBayraminOglu5 жыл бұрын
@@nullobject5943 ;D
@conorlynch28795 жыл бұрын
You’d have to get in line
@harryjang34085 жыл бұрын
Make sure you ain't the cousin
@Gilliganfrog5 жыл бұрын
I wish my family owned a diner too; we could invite Jeff Goldblum to drop by for free coffee, burgers, and apple pie a la mode any time.
@windmacher5 жыл бұрын
Jeff is someone you Americans should be proud of. Hes a national treasure.
@bluesnoopz5 жыл бұрын
We are very proud of him.
@Sloth1319875 жыл бұрын
@@bluesnoopz he and W.K. are essentially knights of our culture, at this point.
@Bessmaster20005 жыл бұрын
I would let him stay a night or two at my house.
@Humblemumble75 жыл бұрын
@@Sloth131987 W.K? Who is that?
@Sloth1319875 жыл бұрын
@@Humblemumble7 andrew w.k.
@piggytrombone5 жыл бұрын
damn that acid really kicked in within minutes
@krunkformula5 жыл бұрын
Lol I was thinking the same thing what kinda acid was jeff goldblum taking
@callumheathis5 жыл бұрын
@@krunkformula Its that 1970s acid
@Sea_witch_5 жыл бұрын
He was a thin delicate building, as now, but younger obv lol
@varv935 жыл бұрын
Maybe he ate nothing before he took it
@ogshrimpsauce5 жыл бұрын
@@varv93 thats not how that works
@ninopwns5 жыл бұрын
I give this 10/10 Goldblums
@christinelizzo47015 жыл бұрын
I got pregnant as soon as he pronounced mascara that way. Who's going to help me take care of this baby.
@ismaelrodrigueziii63985 жыл бұрын
Christine Lizzo LOL
@Rombizio4 жыл бұрын
I will but you need to name the baby Jeff Goldblum the Second. Even if it is a girl.
@CullenCochran5 жыл бұрын
This bright man seems like the kind of person who'd talk to you in a coffee shop about everything/anything and you'd look outside and realize it's dark and you've been listening to him talk for 6 hours.
@Hey_44 жыл бұрын
Watch *The World According to Jeff Goldblum*. He’s so cute in it, he just talks about stuff that interests him, and he goes into deep detail. I love this ice cream episode, where he tries to find out why ice cream is a comfort food. He’s so smart and amazing
@eggrolldog5 жыл бұрын
He's still there talking right now.
@JacobGuidi5 жыл бұрын
One of the finer aspects of the outer... The sweetest leftover from your childhood... Cronenberg should shoot a movie where Goldblum is turned into Sissy Spacek's eyelashes.
@hayleylongster46985 жыл бұрын
This comment is the dreams I wish for every night.
@deadhomelessbum5 жыл бұрын
His acid story was hilarious lol
@nullobject59435 жыл бұрын
I thought it was going to take a much darker turn, maybe that's just my imagination, or thinking back on past experiences. I would say watching Wrong Turn and Boxing on acid is OVERRATING!
@plattitude5 жыл бұрын
This is the most Jeff Goldblum that Jeff Goldblum has ever been
@briankim34725 жыл бұрын
We need an hour more of this
@abkl15 жыл бұрын
now we all have to call falsies "eyelash toupees." Jeff Goldblum's word is law
@2Thessalonians1_75 жыл бұрын
“Don’t put on these eyelash toupees!” Looking like a baby doll!
@WillChil4663 жыл бұрын
He means a Barbie.
@Gabriel-ud5hu5 жыл бұрын
The elegance and style of this man....
@MrUndersolo5 жыл бұрын
Every time I watch this, I just imagine what his Oscar acceptance speech would be like (wouldn’t even hear the orchestra, I bet)...
@BoboDoboRobo5 жыл бұрын
I wish Jeff Goldblum was a drug
@hayleylongster46985 жыл бұрын
I thought he was.....
@rolandekarla5 жыл бұрын
Bold of you to assume that he isn't.
@DawryMike5 жыл бұрын
yeah LSD
@samhirsch40224 жыл бұрын
DAWRY MIKE this guy gets it
@lilyraimey34995 жыл бұрын
“I like dunking my pink and white body in the tub” He’s so...
@lacielizabeth94155 жыл бұрын
He's adorable, funny, charming, intelligent, and amazingly strange all at once. I love every bit of it. He's so intriguing and delightful. We need more Jeff Goldblum in our lives.
@veganvampire955 жыл бұрын
this video perfectly summarizes what makes him so great; in the majority of the videos in this series, the celebrities in them have given short, simple responses - but he clearly thought about his answers to each question in so much depth and turned some of them into stories. he's so captivating and that's why we love him!!
@sleepyheadbeats43525 жыл бұрын
“Pathetically High” We’ve all been there Jeff, we’ve allllll been there buddy. I was so sad this ended hahah
@barrylird5 жыл бұрын
He looked so pained while saying ‘my great grandparents were first cousins’ lol
@johnperez51375 жыл бұрын
He should’ve been the young Dumbledore dressed in colorful robes.
@fissilewhistle5 жыл бұрын
John Perez Holy shit, I somehow never realized how Dumbledore and Jeff Goldblum have the same personality.
@mwfwz.51074 жыл бұрын
Omg yes!
@tzadik.5 жыл бұрын
PROTECT JEFF GOLDBLUM AT ALL COSTS!
@theimprobableone86355 жыл бұрын
Israel-Zayuh Dymnd does he really seem like the kind of guy that needs protecting?
@barrylird5 жыл бұрын
theimprobableone of course not, he’s a god
@TheFutureBakuman25 жыл бұрын
I just want to ask Jeff goldblum one question and be entertained for a whole day.
@goddessastrology77945 жыл бұрын
I’m high right now. I’ve never felt closer to a human being. We will get married.
@ItsonlyBK5 жыл бұрын
“I come as is.” - Jeff Goldblum
@Adrhodes4425 жыл бұрын
I generally don’t go in for this whole “Jeff Goldblum as meme “ thing, but I I offer you no bullshit when I say that this legitimately should have like 16 million views.
@thomashinds33085 жыл бұрын
Relevant personal anecdote: Once, in June of 2015, I decided to go to a high school grad party on 300ug of acid, with my psychonaut friend also at the party, but sober. My come-up was perfectly manageable, but about two hours in I started to feel very frantic at the bougey, family-oriented function, so I found my buddy and asked if he could drive us out to the woods to smoke a bowl. Of course he was completely empathetic so we drove off to go smoke, after which I felt way better. At this point, my friend casually mentions that he's supposed to see Jurassic World later with his (heavily Mormon) family, and that he's feeling inclined to eat some doses beforehand. Of course I, already tripping and always eager to encourage high-risk adventures, wholeheartedly supported his decision, so he eats two tabs (300ug) and we part ways as I head off to another friend's place. Almost eight hours later, right as I'm about to go to sleep, I get a very direct and stomach-churning text from my dosed buddy that reads "dude I'm in the hospital. I had a really bad seizure." Little did I know, his prescription dose of Lithium, a chemical that can become deadly when mixed with psychedelics, had recently been doubled. The already dangerous concoction that he had been subjecting his brain to during the last few months was now beyond life-threatening. During the first few minutes of Jurassic World, his vision began to turn to darkness as a literal black hole consumed his sight, at which point he began to seize up and his parents had to pull him out of the movie and call an ambulance. He was eventually alright afterwards, but that shook up his life quite a bit and honestly scared the crap out of me as well. Luckily I do not struggle with mental health issues and have never fucked around with anti-depressants, so I have avoided any nightmare trips like this, but the moral of the story remains: know what chemicals you're mixing together, don't be reckless, and don't see Jurassic World with your mormon family on a strong dose of L.
@RossMarkers5 жыл бұрын
Thomas Hinds I also made the mistake of giving doses to someone who (unknown to me) was taking Lithium. Also ended in seizures. It was traumatic for everyone I think. Bad combination there.
@nullobject59435 жыл бұрын
I didn't know this. But I would add, if you have any mental illness, steer clear of psychedelics. One time I was tripping at a friends house and this chick that was diagnosed with bipolar decided to take some.. It was a horrible experience. She freaked out and locked herself in the bathroom and cut herself with a rusted pair of scissors.. It was horrific.
@bravetherainbow5 жыл бұрын
"Now that I'm thinking out loud..." - every time Jeff Goldblum speaks
@DeadWhiteButterflies5 жыл бұрын
I now want him to do a director's commentary of my life.
@NachoPiek5 жыл бұрын
The best Over/Under to date
@SebastianTinajero5 жыл бұрын
i want jeff goldblum to tell me stories before bedtime overnight
@mrchrisroden5 жыл бұрын
A night drinking with Goldblum, Cage and Walken.
@GranillaNetwork5 жыл бұрын
Chris Roden why Nicholas cage 😂😂
@mrchrisroden5 жыл бұрын
CarterGK imagine!
@TheTuxedoCat-sh5fn5 жыл бұрын
@@GranillaNetwork Watch Vampire Kiss and The Fly back to back.
@achleejohnson5 жыл бұрын
OMG THIS IS THE LIFE GOAL I NEVER KNEW I HAD! THANK YOU! 😱😱😱
@aussiejubes5 жыл бұрын
OMG no, now that would be like being on acid 😂 how could I wake up the next day & know myself or anything about anything ever again 😂
@MollyStaysYoung5 жыл бұрын
well im done wearing mascara
@WillChil4663 жыл бұрын
Ha! He likes real eyes. He figures bsbies need no make up, why do adults.
@HobbesJnr5 жыл бұрын
He only over/undered 2/4 topics and it was still amazing
@nickfromCO5 жыл бұрын
Getting Jeff Goldblum to do an over/under..The AV department at Pitchfork was so preoccupied with whether they could that they didn't stop to think if they should. LUCKY FOR US!
@TheMetallkylling5 жыл бұрын
"I am the authority on my own experience." about 5 seconds in and we are allready getting some zen wisdom from mister Goldblum.
@nikkiland5 жыл бұрын
I think this is the celebrity I would choose to hangout with in the casenario where I’m dying
@scruffyp94805 жыл бұрын
The dude likes eyelashes
@padenspencer5 жыл бұрын
Scruffy P the dude likes eyelashes
@kontsakeisari5 жыл бұрын
The dude likes eyelashes
@DanteZzZ5 жыл бұрын
This cannot get enough Goldblums of any number of possible Goldblums.
@MrUndersolo5 жыл бұрын
Mescaline, “Satyricon” and “Yellow Submarine”? Explains everything...
@JessicaRivassayshello5 жыл бұрын
"come as is" 2019 mantra
@ferouihamza5 жыл бұрын
i wish this was an hour long,well it's time to marathon all his interviews with conan
@autumncf20985 жыл бұрын
Why tf he so wise? Why tf he such a dork? Why does iiiittt work
@WillChil4663 жыл бұрын
He's not afraid to be himself. That is rare.
@albertgerard46394 жыл бұрын
Somehow his answer to Hot Tubs was weirder than First Cousins, haa
@daveguy115 жыл бұрын
"...an experience...that I'm thinking of...in a hot tub, that was...sweet..." Ding, ding, ding: Maximum Goldblums Achieved.
@operiwinkleo19325 жыл бұрын
His voice is beautiful. I could listen to Jeff talk for hours.
@vs63085 жыл бұрын
find someone who talks about you the way jeff goldblum talks about eyelashes
@trevorw28415 жыл бұрын
4:05 I absolutely died when (after telling a long and detailed story) he's just like "eh that's it" as if there was nothing there to begin with.
@myIcustomIURLI5 жыл бұрын
swear to god, I was wearing this almost exact outfit when i bumped into him at the airport haha
@moving90715 жыл бұрын
I chatted with Jeff after one of his jazz gigs a few years back. Great talker, of course, but also a surprisingly great listener. Seldom have I felt more valued by a stranger.
@celiumpictures5 жыл бұрын
Satyricon AND Yellow Submarine on Mescaline?!?! Goldblum, you legend. Grand old time indeed!
@pringlescan814 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum broke my brain talking about eyelashes
@kennedyr13995 жыл бұрын
Jeff goldblum is the only man who can tell women they look better without makeup and I’m totally fine with it
@soyroos6265 жыл бұрын
Watching Jeff Goldblum while on acid: highly UNDERRATED!
@betterinsodapop5 жыл бұрын
I want this man to have a 2 hour weekly podcast. No guests. No subjects. Just Goldblum off the top, saying whatever comes to mind. It would be BRILLIANT.
@zapbranigan50995 жыл бұрын
I'm obsessed with Jeff Goldblum, thanks KZbin for all this recommendations....just can't get enough
@guidoguido22455 жыл бұрын
Imagine being the cameraman trying not to die of laughter
@jarodmoodley79255 жыл бұрын
I've been a Christian since *BIRTH* and I say that to say this : If *JEFF* release a *BIBLE 2.0* based on his outlook on life & it's trials & tribulations and is in form as an Audio Book then , needless to say , I would be purchasing *1 MILLION COPIES !*
@Monbroe5 жыл бұрын
Bible 2.0 😂👌
@toughdoughydadbodnation71005 жыл бұрын
Why are you so odd and weird?
@jasminebadr59465 жыл бұрын
I would join your fellowship!
@crikeymikey49665 жыл бұрын
@gooby pls Oof
@Spaghettinoodles5 жыл бұрын
gooby pls if you have nothing nice to say don’t say it.
@emmag74005 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is the only man who could convince me that I don't need to put on mascara before leaving the house
@keeleighsherei50535 жыл бұрын
I'm genuinely surprised that he said "three times" instead of "thrice" 😂❤❤
@elliedrama465 жыл бұрын
The way he describes soberness, "as is", that really resonated with me. I'm working on personal issues with alcohol and that might be something I tell myself.
@Sab_MJsMama5 жыл бұрын
5:49 "Brrrrrrrr" hilarious....love him...a national treasure. Please be untainted.
@fmawas245 жыл бұрын
Jeff Goldblum is one of the last remaining pure souls we have on this Earth, we need to protect this man
@lethiapage4767 Жыл бұрын
Jeff lives in a state of continuous fascination with himself, with the world around him. How fun for all of us!
@thejovihead5 жыл бұрын
He makes love to the world.
@scoobysnak075 жыл бұрын
The world loves him back
@JordanTelezino5 жыл бұрын
lol dude is actually very entertaining
@denzelwilksch89355 жыл бұрын
I never know wtf this dude is talking about, but I love it nevertheless,
@ebbtide42335 жыл бұрын
Hes the closest a man has gotten to the divine
@Gilliganfrog5 жыл бұрын
69 dislikes?? F the haters, Goldblum is underrated and a god.
@lilyraimey34995 жыл бұрын
Just look at him... Just look at his way of moving, the way that he speaks... He’s so, fascinating, and beautiful. He’s so refreshingly inhuman.
@TheThriceIsRight5 жыл бұрын
"I was in Brooklyn with a bunch of... people"
@VuotoPneumaNN3 жыл бұрын
Wow, this guy can really do an awesome Jeff Goldblum impression.
@RobbiesVideoArchives5 жыл бұрын
OMG, not only is he one of the coolest/funniest cats around, he’s into Cissy Spacek in “Badlands” (one of my all-time favorite films). Well, he’s into her eyelashes anyway.
@WillChil4663 жыл бұрын
Thry must have done a Clint eye close up.
@ls-ip6ed5 жыл бұрын
this man exerts big Robert California energy
@aldesalOG5 жыл бұрын
Never did it cross my mind I would see someone talk so passionately about eyelashes lmao gotta love this man
@BrendanMacWade5 жыл бұрын
Keep Jeff Goldblum wierd
@soyroos6265 жыл бұрын
Brendan A. MacWade I want that printed on a shirt
@MrUndersolo5 жыл бұрын
Make America Jeff Goldblum...Again!
@SpartanManch5 жыл бұрын
I feel soothed and enlightened all at once. I’d buy Jeff Goldblum audiobooks if he made them.
@michaelvino86794 жыл бұрын
I hear he does!
@WillChil4663 жыл бұрын
I rewd everything st my librwry site amd brloeve me none of tje narrators are newr as goid as he would be. Some are so bad. They usuallybonly get one and make them do both sexes. It,s awful.
@picklesthewise4 жыл бұрын
Man, if you're watching a double billing of Satyricon and Yellow Submarine, it's pretty much mandatory to be on acid 🤣 But seriously, this should go on for a million years with every conceivable subject.
@emilypinching17315 жыл бұрын
‘I like dunking my pink and white body in yon Roman tub’
@ptproc5 жыл бұрын
I just adore Jeff Goldblum. The stories he has. Unapologetically himself and seems to genuinely love every1. ❤
@carole42134 жыл бұрын
here I am watching this on repeat in attempt to see the 10 hour version
@Rodrigob945 жыл бұрын
jeff goldblum is a universal treasure
@joannabrinkley82665 жыл бұрын
LINDS AND MEGAN👀🙌🏻 and y'all thought Tuesday bit--your day just...got...BETTER😂😂😂💫
@anyamarais55045 жыл бұрын
His voice gives me actual goosebumps. Every video I see of makes me love him more and more