Officer: I got shot! You know flute player, Flute player: What? Officer: I'm not even mad, I'm just disapointed
@titushiller46778 жыл бұрын
True
@marschallblucher61974 жыл бұрын
Fifers in Mount and Blade Napoleonic wars in a nutshell
@Thomas393918 жыл бұрын
Maby the french player was like "its not really fair so ill wait'' Seems Legit :D
@VasudevG18 жыл бұрын
In defence of the French player, he had a major artillery advantage, so while its unsportsmanlike you can see that he just wanted to sit back and blow up all the buildings. Effective but oh so boring.
@thorfin98958 жыл бұрын
Don't know how i found your channel, but i'm sure glad i did, great video as usual.
@PixelatedApollo18 жыл бұрын
+Thorfin 989 Thanks dude!
@pernstar64388 жыл бұрын
+Pixelated Apollo love your videos man yeaah total war
@lukevandermeijden61588 жыл бұрын
+Thorfin 989 The same happend to me but a couple of weeks ago ;)
@biswabhusanrath53578 жыл бұрын
i found it about 20 months a go by watching his Medieval 2 online video..........
@swanbaa8 жыл бұрын
+biswa bhusan rath I FOUND HIS CHANNEL WHEN IT WAS AT 200 SUBS SO NOW IM A FIRST LEUTENENT OF THE MIGHTY PIXELETED EMPIRE
@sebastianflowers87938 жыл бұрын
MVP goes to the Ottoman Empire for those amazing wall takedowns and the ruthless attacks. Great job
@HeadCannonPrime8 жыл бұрын
WTF was with the french player. He basically AFK the whole game.
@TheUSBPortPlugger Жыл бұрын
France fr said SNOOOOOOOOORE IMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI SNOOOOOOOOOORE IMIMIMIMIMIMIMIMI
@Isvoor8 жыл бұрын
15:13 I saw you, sneaky little sharpshooter
@ignacio11718 жыл бұрын
+Isvoor Day 132 they still don't realise, it is only a matter of time...
@bigbukkilla18508 жыл бұрын
he was never found again
@spartanspartan48156 жыл бұрын
Isvoor
@Isvoor8 жыл бұрын
Life of a Soldier: Duo version, The drummer and the officer
@Isvoor8 жыл бұрын
...Please?
@quintenvankasteel24378 жыл бұрын
yessss grear idea
@bigbukkilla18508 жыл бұрын
+Kaiser Wilhelm II HAIL KAISER!!! again :)
@emperorofthegreatunknown43948 жыл бұрын
+Isvoor It has to be done now no excuses
@moichol9388 жыл бұрын
YES
@xdenricoudx4 жыл бұрын
Officer: *gets blown up by artillery* Also that same Officer: “Must’ve been the wind”
@silversnakeproductions32418 жыл бұрын
the unit that broke at 11:45 was the officer who got shot by the cannonballs unit the officers unit broke but the officer survived and got to go home to his family. P.s the officers friend the drummer guy was shot and killed on the battlefield
@dillonholtke95138 жыл бұрын
I love the Russian guy loading the Cannon at 13:37 he must scared shitless or he be dancing . love to see life of a soldier about him
@tonylazzar39768 жыл бұрын
the French player is probably a little kid I remember my first siege battle in medieval total war i was like 10 and i didnt bring artillery or seige equipment the defender just rode out his cav and fucked me up
@somekid11368 жыл бұрын
Around 3:54 pixie called Russians best French infantry :O SCANDALOUS!!!
@bigbukkilla18508 жыл бұрын
:0 PUPOSTERUS
@josephnicholson8 жыл бұрын
:O OUTRAGEOUS!
@lebrusk60448 жыл бұрын
+jack ryan yes poor French. Being insulted like that ....
@partytor118 жыл бұрын
The best French infantry during WWII were the British ;)
@lebrusk60448 жыл бұрын
The best french infantry in WW2 was the foreign legion The best english infantry was the american marines
@Danox948 жыл бұрын
2016 and people still don't understand that youtube sometimes is very slow when it comes to processing videos. HD will be available soon, it's not Apollo's fault ffs.
@PixelatedApollo18 жыл бұрын
+Danox94 haha Thank you!
@ignacio11718 жыл бұрын
+Danox94 Some people think that the earth is flat and that vaccines cause autism...in 2016!
@jellyrolls27658 жыл бұрын
+Pixelated Apollo how well can you sing?
@BattlerEvil8 жыл бұрын
+Jelly Rolls Oh great, straight out of context kind of question... why do you say this in this kind of topic about processing videos xlol.
@Dojo1234-j8k8 жыл бұрын
+Pixelated Apollo so many questions, why I didn't form square, get my sharp shooters down from the wall and etc... Idk why, but if you are looking at 24min, already before the ottomans charging in his cav, my men was registered as being in Merle combat and we all know that you can't form square in a melted combat.... It's tuff to micro manage four places at the same time.... But not less, GG for both GB, Russia and France. France wants as experience players and I understand why he will soften up our defense before engaging. But why leave his Allie alone...!b still wondering me and we were asking him to commit at less 2 - 3 infantry unit....
@ahmadgaleev88918 жыл бұрын
Good job, holding the fort from Russia and Denmark! Even though they've lost, they did a good job. Fight to last man!
@howtodownload...47518 жыл бұрын
No surrender...! No retreat...!
@noahforsbergclausen38238 жыл бұрын
the danes will NEVER surrender we shall fight till the end for queen Margrhate II DAMN AUTOCORRECT
@ahmadgaleev88918 жыл бұрын
+frisk from underfell, exactly man!
@bendrewpridmore13055 жыл бұрын
35:10 groups = Corps, the army was split into several Corps to accelerate movement and join up when attacked.
@billcrawford17235 жыл бұрын
The French are using the US strategy of wait, then come in at the last minute, and then claim you're the greatest...
@scpfoundation10963 жыл бұрын
Never before have I been so offended by something I 100 percent agree with
@immortallvulture8 жыл бұрын
wow at that french player! even if he was new he should've seen what his allies were doing. no excuse for holding back that long while his other players bled to death! a good battle regardless. really well played from the danish player!
@Dojo1234-j8k8 жыл бұрын
Yeah, really weird. We were asking him for committing more units to the mid/late game
@coloradodrives77848 жыл бұрын
That French player is like, the Mayor of Noobtown lol.
@quintenvankasteel24378 жыл бұрын
29:55 i think the generaal offended the denish
@jamesrooney85648 жыл бұрын
this was so frustrating to watch, that French player drove me daft!!!
@Figgy_Jub8 жыл бұрын
he could be part of the old guard hes tall enough just would have to fight for napoleon for like 20 years.
@katzek.528 жыл бұрын
And here you can See The french strategy in WWII...
@dannywentace67998 жыл бұрын
sarcasm or are u stupid
@TheTrophyWinna8 жыл бұрын
Battle starts at 6:52
@briansteele58048 жыл бұрын
Thank you...thank you
@PixelatedApollo18 жыл бұрын
+TrophyWinna thanks dude
@TheTrophyWinna8 жыл бұрын
+Pixelated Apollo haha, NP man love your videos
@namelessguardsmen60648 жыл бұрын
+Pixelated Apollo can you do a day in a life of a soldier about the officer that got by that cannonball
@LarryVickers478 жыл бұрын
+Pixelated Apollo damn! Dude, 6 freakin 6!? :O didn't know you were that tall...
@lucawoyke48768 жыл бұрын
German: Why using my gun?? Im gonna kill them with my magical bajonett. XD Sorry for my English. My Smartphone really dont like it ^^
@bigbukkilla18508 жыл бұрын
lol
@khorps47568 жыл бұрын
+Luca Woyke well... the enemies were wearing silver halos, sir. and they had fairy wands with stars on the end and...
@MegaFarinato8 жыл бұрын
17:28 -LOOK A PENNY ON THE GROUND! -ITS MINE! -NO! MINE!
@PlayerYubos3 жыл бұрын
*OUR* PENNY *RUSSIAN ANTHEM INTESTIFIES*
@captainpeyton63787 жыл бұрын
12:28 (play scottish bagpipes) = PERFECT
@notjaquitoe68684 жыл бұрын
The Captain Cannonball story is said cause Drummer Downfall was killed 1 like = 1 prayer for Drummer Downfall
@1101millie978 жыл бұрын
I am guessing the French player wants his allies (as well as the enemy) to absorb the bulk of the casualties, so he could swoop in take the fort over everyone's corpses with the least risk to his own troops.
@nickcavalletti30155 жыл бұрын
It's not,"Lifeguards". It's,"Light Guard". Like the Light Guard Armory on 8 Mile. It's Light Infantry.
@Resentius8 жыл бұрын
1:34, I regret all my life decisions.
@readable958 жыл бұрын
for a while there i thought France was just waiting until they were ignored then attack when the defenders were distracted that could've been cool
@samb78058 жыл бұрын
18 mins and it already has 600 wiews, lel. i would watch it imideatly, but ill wait for better quality ;)
@gabeortiz55948 жыл бұрын
I love your videos Apollo, i love the epic giant wars in it and i can't get enough of it, keep up the good work ^-^
@tianaurelio8 жыл бұрын
Your Voice sounds the same as DiplexHeated for some reason for me.....
@hjalmarsturfelt67568 жыл бұрын
Yes
@RiasGremoryIsLife8 жыл бұрын
+Christian Aurelio Yeah I always thought the same.
@margoth51018 жыл бұрын
+Christian Aurelio And THFE productions guy also, in fact for all this time I thought he was literally Pixelated Apollo.
@matthewhawkes9538 жыл бұрын
Lol Omg I was playing as the UK I am famous
@UNORTHODOX7478 жыл бұрын
1:36 war... war never changes...
@outsiderkk8 жыл бұрын
hey Apollo I'm starting to think you are making these videos dependig on this photo called Allies. Ottoman Sultan Abdulmecid; the Queen of United Kingdom, Victoria; and President of France, Napoleon III. upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/ba/The_allies.jpg
@samtheman90028 жыл бұрын
That intro was awesome that's how you start a napoleon total war replay :D
@puddingcup8098 жыл бұрын
i do very much disagree with the hate for french. this is a siege, they had superior firepower and never exploited it. the turks and brits suffered therefor way to many casualties. unless it was agreed before battle, they should have wasted the fort before assault...
@howtodownload...47518 жыл бұрын
Yeah, in most cases the attacker just stave them to surrender and bombarding the fort/siege for days. So tactical, it was the France player who did best. But, it's a PC game. So why stay back like a chicken?
@nogisonoko54094 жыл бұрын
The only reason why the French forces won that siege is because their allies made an amazing work reducing the defenders into barely existing army.
@hir_studios60645 жыл бұрын
why would Russians be wearing green when if the Russian they should be wearing white get it because Russia's cold hahaha practically dying
@crallison4298 жыл бұрын
pixelated apollo have ou ever heard the song love yourself
@JackRees0018 жыл бұрын
New drinking game, take a shot everytime Apollo says 'good men'
@henrykkacki16597 жыл бұрын
I wish I had this game
@sirioc42598 жыл бұрын
"If I lived in that age, I'd probably be a granadier...hahahaha"
@awilbroappears8 жыл бұрын
*Clicks on video* Alright, time for some quality 25 minutes KZbin time. *Sees how long the video actually is* Awh Yiss.
@PixelatedApollo18 жыл бұрын
+De Stadhouder hehe :D
@sebwijnands20998 жыл бұрын
Hoi
@crallison4298 жыл бұрын
im from britain....
@adamantive74308 жыл бұрын
The legends says, the drummer still is drumming away till now
@fenoda88558 жыл бұрын
13:38 looked this russian oficer :D -new dance
@yeoldegunporn7 жыл бұрын
I'm at work trying not to die of laughter at that intro. Well done sir. Well done.
@polarbear48304 жыл бұрын
Denmark is gonna Lose i predict that because we never win a war were are in
@LakeyWargames8 жыл бұрын
That officer at the start has his priories straight that's for sure! ;)
@hannster73148 жыл бұрын
RIP Flute player... Your flute playing will be heard in heaven..
@pointman67788 жыл бұрын
It's a fife
@hannster73148 жыл бұрын
+Pointman oh lol
@youyoumoumou8398 жыл бұрын
Can you please do a American civil war battle please??
@dutchministryofdefence6048 жыл бұрын
hey pixie you schould start a school and make videos about it ;D
@howtodownload...47518 жыл бұрын
Pixi Poo as teacher :'D That would be an awesome idea
@dkf-gaming27428 жыл бұрын
Hey Apollo can you make another Great War Mod video? Please consider this!
@dennisching99778 жыл бұрын
lightsaber will be so awsome!
@hedinjensen59788 жыл бұрын
I'm from Denmark...
@jamesuk57846 жыл бұрын
Hej! Hvordan går det?
@freetolook37278 жыл бұрын
Maybe the french were led by George McClellan. Yup, don't want to hurt my troops.
@ltjamescoopermason86856 жыл бұрын
Officers run the show ..start to finish..just like driving a car it's about control. Three cheers for the Lt he's back ..hooZar,HooZar.. hooZar..got it pixelated Apollo.😁😂🤣😄😉 Question your not fake like the other Apollo's in space history !🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🌕🌖🌗🌘beware the moon wave crrow777 on KZbin.
@TotalLegion8 жыл бұрын
Love me some Napoleon! Grats on 110k! Growing everyday man!
@balistixmapping1974 жыл бұрын
I just saw a drummer, a flute guy, and an officer flew away... but I saw drummer and an officer survived. *Hilarious*
@_chew_8 жыл бұрын
Russia (yes I'm ignoring Denmark) defending against France, Britain and the Ottomans .... This looks familiar.
@radziwill71938 жыл бұрын
Crimean War...
@noahforsbergclausen38238 жыл бұрын
you be dammed dont ignore the great kingdom of Denmark
@bjarke3d8 жыл бұрын
+frisk from underfell yes long live the true scandinavion nation
@sharkfinbite8 жыл бұрын
That reminds me. I hate it when I use my touch pad and I accidentally hit dismount for my general haha. Most of the time I am zoomed out and don't always noticed it until I becomes apparent to me they should have gotten to that safety zone by now. What's going on? Oh crap they're dismounted and the enemy cavalry is right besides their horses. AH MAN!
@12Hannibal218 жыл бұрын
i think with the quote you were reffering to the prussian general Helmuth von Moltke and the battle of Königggrätz where he said " Getrennt marschieren - vereint schlagen " which basically means "march seperated, but fight united" :) I hope this was what you meant :D
@AerialGaming8 жыл бұрын
Hey Apollo I noticed when the dudz die they dont despawn you know what I mean like when they die they still are there but mine when they die they de spawn do you have a mod installed for that?
@legionxiii80558 жыл бұрын
French tactics: Wait for everyone to be finished with the fight, then join in. British Tactics: Wot, wot, pip, pip, scots and irish ftw. Havatchew. Ottoman Tactics: It isn't 'credit', IT'S CEDIT!
@kosta81528 жыл бұрын
Lol you said there French when they were Russian
@box..sisjjdjdjdjd3 жыл бұрын
I think I was in this one! Maybe not but I think
@generalgage47807 жыл бұрын
this battle is maddening THE BRITISH COULD OF FINISHED THEM OFF FROM THE BEGINNING (who ever is commanding those troops stinks at it)
@mikewatkinson19967 жыл бұрын
I watch this now instead of sports. moar napoleon + empire vids. I'll volunteer to play. I've put 1500+ hours into empire and near 800 on Napoleon. I'm not very good online tho lol but I try.
@Necracudda8 жыл бұрын
SIRE, WE SAW YOU SPEAKING WITH DA BAREN, AND UH...uhhh.....Why did you ask him to play with you when you can just E-mail him...?
@a.N.....4 жыл бұрын
I know this video is old but god damn he ruins so many of these videos by leaving ths cursor in the middle of screen. 99% of watching these videos is with the unit details clogging up the screen you literally have to look around the box in the middle.of the.screen to see anything. Hope you see this would love continue watching them
@pjishomo7 жыл бұрын
At 14:30 i was thinking: what the hell are the Ottomans doing ? Until i saw them seconds later storming the wall from all sides. That was really awesome. Great play from the Ottomans. Shitty play from France. He shoudnt have let his allies die and take all the glory.
@andrewerntell47756 жыл бұрын
Sorry but a piss poor replay. The British player got pissed and went AFK and the French player must have been on Facebook or doing something else because he wasnt playing this game.
@jmcc45665 жыл бұрын
The Danish can did a good job taking down that heavy Ottoman artillery. If he hadn't used them like that they would've been pretty much useless for a siege defence.
@jakeyv4207 жыл бұрын
I can't decide if I like Napoleon or empire more...I think Napoleon because it just feels more crisp and new. Empire is cartoony af. Ship battles are cool but meh...
@Sentinel_White7 жыл бұрын
In the beginning the officer was thinking. "I am beginning to see my reptilian self... i am the lizard... I AM THE LIZARD!"
@captainvarg57038 жыл бұрын
Did the French player have to clean his house during the battle? He has to have been AFK because you don't watch your allies get slaughtered for 25 minutes without doing anything otherwise
@JohnSmith-vu3hx8 жыл бұрын
1:28 "I dont get paid enough for this shit"
@Georgebg1506 ай бұрын
The Denmark and Russia is real winners
@henrykkacki16597 жыл бұрын
Is the Russian tea baggier in this battle?And if so did he survive?
@baileyskyring40828 жыл бұрын
pixelated apolo I'm so sorry that I wasn't here for a cuple of your vids I'm so sorry 😎👍🏻work work that's why 💯💯💯👍👍👍
@henrykkacki16597 жыл бұрын
Maybe the french player is going to be back up or like if his allays are defeated then France would like still have fresh troops and the enemy would be weak and France could easily defeat them.
@somerandomdude54618 жыл бұрын
Than i would be a grenadier back then .well i'm thirteen and i'm 6"1 but i have the body of a football player. Well thats what my friends and my dad said.
@loganboyer67418 жыл бұрын
Apollo!! Good video but please go back to your roots. More third age. By far best videos. It would be awesome if we could get one every other day!!!
@Allure13378 жыл бұрын
that was a terrible replay, good commentary, but gee the french player just fucked up so bad I hate it when that happens it makes me so angry...
@theophanepiard28136 жыл бұрын
I french and i love your french prononciation. I love you re video.
@grp30x797 жыл бұрын
I DONT KNOW WHICH ONE TO PUT MY MONEY ON IM DANISH AND BRITISH
@tingang316 жыл бұрын
Wait, the Denmark's Line Infantry and British's Line Infantry were the same Redcoats so why there are not brothers maybe one of them is traitor. Hehehe
@ashwinrajagopalan28188 жыл бұрын
pixie u forgot to explain the army comps for Denmark. I never knew u could make a mistake like that. XD XD
@juanpedrotamarind-tamadrob57867 жыл бұрын
Apparently Apollo thinks defending means attacking?? I mean he said to look at the balance of power and red was winning and in the minimap the red is the defenders
@TheSameShiro7 жыл бұрын
I love Danmark in games and in real life cos I'm from Danmark
@Herrpeiper8 жыл бұрын
Trees shouldnt stop cannons, look at the 88s at Bastogne. they took out trees and US GIs
@kaboon34893 жыл бұрын
if you were 6' 6'' at the time you would be one of the tallest grenadiers to ever live, the people back then were much shorter than today
@rainbowsixsiegeqlitchescj14297 жыл бұрын
You make historical battles more interesting
@LianAmarasi8 жыл бұрын
The reason you're my favourite youtuber is because you do things like the shit @ 1:20
@cale43318 жыл бұрын
what does this british player have against shooting? he charges in everything, and gets tons of his super elite troops killed before they even get there.
@smokyblackeyes36154 жыл бұрын
British and Ottoman were doing there job but French was basicly AFK the whole time not passion