Pizza Topping Tier List

[@chasebingaman]

Oh my god here we go again with Mr Allergies

[@critically.panned]

I read this at 16:05 💀

[@brown9671]

Just eat the damn food!

[@anapathetic6870]

Lmaooo

[@antlerbraum2881]

Can this guy eat ANYTHING?!?

[@critically.panned]

@@antlerbraum2881 he sure can eat a lot of shit from his own audience lmao /jkjkjk

[@dabiskitt]

Can you PLEASE do a Riley Allergy tier list PLEASE plEASE I’m fucking begging you

[@Fancichick765]

They have to because they keep doing these food tiers list and Riley can’t eat shit lol

[@jynxiejinx]

Literally shocked this didn’t happen after the first food bracket they did bc at least one person has requested it on every single one of these so far and I think everyone wants to see it LOL

[@Randomjackass135]

I mean it’s not a good idea for a bracket. How are you ranking them? If Graydon likes it? If Riley wishes he could have it more??

[@lmfao7195]

PLEASE. seconding this

[@InspectahReese]

Riley kitty litter tier list since it’s the only thing he can eat

[@tpate123345]

Can we stop asking the frail boy about food?

[@weakw1ll]

Hank?

[@weakw1ll]

Rileys dog hak?

[@anuspresley]

there is no fucking way graydon got hung up on by a pizza place on video

[@thewhitejackharlow]

i think it was their friend probably

[@julianreviews8102]

Honestly super reasonable request too, they sell “Neapolitan” pizzas everywhere lol

[@gobblegoblin]

I legit think it was grant's laugh

[@mdre96]

There is no PJ’s pizza palace in the Detroit area or in the us in general

[@crumchky6375]

pj grant

[@Ajearthling]

Why do they even make videos about food with Riley 😭😭

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

well riley wins the music most time so diggy and gray have to win at something

[@reginaldmcgrinkledink6670]

they win at food​@@Jackson-cd3mv

[@ConnorDudley585]

@@Jackson-cd3mvthis is why they started the football channel lol

[@brown9671]

@@Jackson-cd3mvhello 😅

[@yappingfornothing]

like get DJ Grant or something bro 😭😭

[@turquoise13]

“I think I have a traumatic memory at a Cici’s. Correct me if I’m wrong”

[@ianscarlett6884]

I have a great memories at cicis. I was at a cicis during the 2014 world cup and Tim Cahill scored a banger against the Netherlands

[@guapamoleee2128]

@@ianscarlett6884 Hell yeah

[@aprilslaypril]

graydon was off the penne for this one

[@Ashtonturnitdown]

Kid named pizza: 😏 Kid named tier list:😱

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

pizza:🍕 toer list:📊

[@reginaldmcgrinkledink6670]

kid named finger:

[@bv7226]

Those who know 💀💀

[@maekkis]

kid named topping: 🗿

[@AdrianCosman]

Relax liberals it’s called dark humour 🙄🙄

[@djk1563]

Can Riley eat pizza?

[@alecl9430]

“Can’t come to the pizza party. If you’re havin a pizza party.. I can’t come.”

[@jpegeorge]

Only the sausage one

[@BREATHER_]

Riley can’t eat.

[@silvsin_66]

I think he just likes smelling them

[@EroticWhale]

A pizza with extra cheese and peanuts! Riley’s kryptonite!

[@jerflop]

bag of ranch snubbed

[@spencergravatt3172]

So we’re bugs smh

[@nerdtendo128]

damn right.

[@jynxiejinx]

FINALLY SOMEONE RIDING FOR MY FAVORITE PIZZA TOPPING

[@qball5252]

Editor was off the henny in this one

[@LONESTRAUM]

Tell me 3 times he was off the henny in this video, this is a sidequest I am giving you

[@punkmunch]

The pizza with no cheese bit might be peak comedy ngl

[@gedasbeet]

The 'yep' bit is my favourite Riley bit ever so far, loved it. Big up Riley, made me laugh more than I have in ages

[@grahampeterson9219]

Pj’s pizza palace just shot dignan’s inner child in the head with a gun with that phone call

[@kettumusic]

Probably the most outrageous Unlimited video

[@enriqueortiz5036]

yep

[@thatssosanya]

I was not prepared for the absolutely unhinged energy in this one holy lmao probably enjoyed it the most out of the unlimited channel

[@cptnsfti]

Yep

[@SalmonKid7]

43:12 is this the most unhinged thing graydon's ever said? I can't believe this was in an unlimited video

[@copilot127]

I’m at 40:31 im so excited

[@copilot127]

WHAT

[@scrapscruff]

WHAT

[@anaischampignon4455]

WHAT

[@Nikjay916]

Not even this comment could’ve prepared me for that holy shit

[@soepbert]

Riley at the doc be like: Riley: doc? 😂 Docta: Allergy 🗣

[@djk1563]

speak your truth brother

[@rugrugrugrug]

🤣🤣🤣 you sir, have just won the internet!

[@sammy0jpeg]

I've had many good laughs watching this channel but when the person hung up the phone I just fucking LOST IT more than I've ever lost before

[@mrmarito_rcb]

43:10 this is one of the funniest and out of pocket moments ever

[@butterytomatoes747]

i was just about to comment this 😭😭

[@mrmarito_rcb]

​@@butterytomatoes747i was crying when he said that 😭😭

[@djvibekiller]

Followed by Graydon trying to sing the In Heaven song from Eraserhead for some reason

[@shotviii]

i saw dignan working at my local little caesars yesterday and he tackled me over the counter and stole my wallet

[@soepbert]

Yea

[@nerdtendo128]

sucks to suck.

[@brown9671]

Why

[@cuseyeti_one8three]

He punched my cousin in the eye once just for eating a fish in his vicinity.

[@jocheeseburger133]

Graydon's off the dang giggyhoppa this episode

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

He off the Lüh Granky for this one, for sure

[@pizzzaeater1425]

he off that sweet mesquite beat ya meat in the middle of the street while i heat a beat pack frfr

[@kjwjomplopie]

I own the hat riley is wearing. because i bought it at a hivemind live show. I wonder if he gets in line and buys his merch with his own money or if he just gets it for free.

[@TheWetOwl]

are you gonna ask for it back

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

This brings up another thought, when mr coca cola is thirsty and wants coke does he buy coke or have a card like the ultra famous TITS card from shark tank that lets him get a free coke

[@soepbert]

Yea

[@swagzilla3000]

They make him pay more because hes small

[@kjwjomplopie]

@@swagzilla3000 i met him irl and hes literally like 6'2 even tho youd assume hes like 5'8 on camera

[@FREE_DRILLY_GZZLY]

riley being older than graydon feels so wrong

[@cecilygriffis6508]

I think it's because it feels like Graydon has always been alive and that he'll never die and Riley feels like he's a five year old lost in the McDonald's play palace

[@normharr]

Yup

[@GavinPork]

Yup

[@SamSphinx]

Yup​

[@addegdf1137]

Yup

[@anuspresley]

Mhm

[@Drmayo2]

Yup

[@Cleanframe]

Did Graydon pull a Jaden Smith and ask, "Can we talk about like, the political and economic state of the world right now?"😅😅😅

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

This entire video is a product of the curse

[@wessrs]

I’ve never heard of French toast sticks on pizza

[@k2a2l2]

same that really confused me, also jack frost ❤️

[@brownguy903]

That was the joke man

[@k2a2l2]

no way i just ate pizza guys thats awesome no freaking way that’s crazy what a good video i love pizza

[@djpeterg4531]

dude me too what no joke like i'm not even joking i ate pizza too no joke

[@mrchromexxx]

dude me too what no joke like i'm not even joking i ate pizza too no joke

[@jose-kz9ok]

yep

[@GavinPork]

Yep

[@Ashtonturnitdown]

yep

[@bool3234]

yep

[@ItDoesntMatterReally]

yep

[@gedasbeet]

10/10 bit, honestly Riley's best ever bit imo

[@go10thousand.]

you guys should leak your allegations so we don’t have to wait for it to come out

[@MooseMedley]

Plz don’t manifest this my brain can’t take another betrayal

[@brown9671]

@@MooseMedleyWHATEVER CAN GO WRONG WILL GO WRONG

[@MooseMedley]

@@brown9671 SHUT THE HELL UP BROTHER 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[@tractorcat6414]

@@MooseMedleymourn them now so ur already prepared. if nothing comes out then yay

[@MooseMedley]

@@tractorcat6414 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 y’all are ruining my life but again I can’t trust white men

[@Usertwyahsjajahajajsjsvgsy]

This Hivemind Unlimited video is sponsored by LUNCHLY™️

[@jynxiejinx]

14:56 Riley, gonna hold your hand when I tell you that pineapple is not a citrus fruit LMAO

[@throwaway1743]

Everyone talks about pizza topping, but what about pizza bottoming??

[@gtfolactose]

pineapple isn't citrus riley

[@mainlyyogurt]

its not citrus but it has a very similar taste profile

[@erica_em]

It's a berry. A bromeliad and a berry. Weird fruit. Also tasty.

[@twingolord]

Ehh I forgive him. He’s prolly allergic to it so he wouldn’t know

[@cameroncole858]

no it is citrus

[@gtfolactose]

@@cameroncole858 consult with google about this

[@ElLechero12]

Can’t wait for Riley to say he can’t have %75 of these

[@theonenamedv]

Graydon being devastated by Riley liking long strips of bacon in pizza is my new favorite bit

[@brodband37]

If extra cheese isn't S+ I'm gonna crash my car into a wall without a seat belt at 200

[@billykero4238]

it was good knowin ya

[@svenjohanson6993]

You think this guy's still alive?

[@leapfrogkate]

@@svenjohanson6993no shot

[@bunnisuul]

Yah, he definitely survived

[@leolardo69]

how old are ya now? cause you might have to wait a while

[@jonathanvais1326]

Really love that bit where Riley says he’s allergic to a bunch of stuff! Absolutely HILARIOUS 🤣🤣🤣

[@harrisonboudreau980]

You’re telling me an artisan would fire this pizza?

[@calliisto4128]

mabu i like pizza

[@FileRummager]

So I sauced her cheese out and I left her on bread

[@beautybychiara02]

you missed SO many toppings yet put french fries tater tots and french toast ? omg

[@chrilborn4138]

And an engagement ring

[@fynzyme]

8:06 graydons delivery combined with riley pushing the mic away like that broke me

[@origiginal8056]

another pizza snubbed. a 2nd pizza snubbed. an entire new pizza on top of your existing pizza snubbed.

[@critically.panned]

Riley’s giving the assassins a lot of material to work with here

[@chickenmandogpee]

she hive on my mind til i unlimited

[@xefoam]

i broke out in hives after she gave me unlimited mind

[@chickenmandogpee]

@@xefoam real shit

[@jnicole510]

​@@xefoam FIRE 🔥 🔥🔥🔥

[@Lemon_Sage9999]

​@@xefoam Quinoa would be proud 🔥🔥

[@KB-vr2ms]

Dude the editing in this episode is so fun

[@unafflicted]

LMAOOO 19:00 NO SHOT

[@kennethxu1789]

wheres the number for pjs i have to submit an order for my favorite crustless pizza

[@samvoigt9578]

I do NOT like the boys switching sides

[@Hopeskyesk]

Black olives ESPECIALLY on pizza are INCREDIBLE. I’ve never been so angry with Riley in my life. And that’s saying a lot because I’m angry with him pretty often.

[@executedbyfiringsquad]

factual

[@beigegecko]

not incredible but aight, they don’t add much flavor

[@Hopeskyesk]

@@beigegecko have you ever put one on each of your fingers and eaten them off one by one? Try that and tell me it doesn’t “add flavor” to your life

[@loloschannel5411]

Graydon I’ve worked at Howies for two years and I can say we do not use canned mushrooms this a travesty

[@Bluebitemarks]

An episode w them fried on shrooms would prolly b endgame

[@Alllsort]

Wood fired pizza? How’s pizza gonna get a job now!

[@T3EKAY0H]

The next bits bracket is going to be insane

[@spresso]

Graydon not being able to imagine when to send an eggplant emoji makes it clear hes never been on grindr

[@tuckergiambrone]

Can’t wait to spend $400 on pizza when my edible kicks in half way through this video

[@Miraeshi]

I feel like it would be a great bit if they made a whole tier list video where they just handed out letters with no commentary. The whole video would be like 5 minutes

[@lamergamer8211]

If pineapple is literally anywhere on this tier list its going to be January 6th 2

[@canisretro]

If pineapple isn't on this I'm turning it into December 7th 1941, again.

[@mainlyyogurt]

pineapple is good, you just have baby tastebuds that can only have one taste profile at a time

[@thehousecat93]

@@mainlyyogurttaste good, texture not so good. Too watery for pizza. Maybe dehydrated pineapple? Not sure if the taste of a pineapple would survive dehydration, probably would.

[@canisretro]

@@thehousecat93 Doesn't at all. : ( . Dehydrated pineapple is an entirely unpleasant experience, imo. The stringy fibers that you can bite through easily on fresh or canned pineapple turn into strong rope, it turns a gross brown, and it tastes like how an earthworm smells.

[@pizzzaeater1425]

​@@canisretrojust like my last ex-wife amirite guy

[@michaelklosinski2902]

Cannot believe that dude laughed at grayden then hung up like that’s literally never happened in a KZbin video or podcast before lol

[@skane260]

You forgot about regret and shame! That’s my favorite part about eating pizza!!!

[@twistedwizard9100]

Yay another food bracket with Riley "Allergy Table" Savage

[@kubahavelka9556]

22:07 Perfectly describes how I feel about bacon

[@hackjermans563]

this one dominating the green wall only bits bracket

[@butterytomatoes747]

i like how this video just devolved into prank calling pizza places

[@KathleenSny]

The pizza place hanging up absolutely sent me

[@jlvk]

where's the bag of ranch

[@oogi5461]

pizza time

[@jerflop]

che

[@jakothy_]

ya late... im not payin for those

[@k2a2l2]

che

[@corodomoloko]

If they put pineapple over chicken I'm ending it all again

[@soepbert]

When GOD made RILEY: ALLERGY 🗣

[@loserlou416]

The editing was off the henny for this one

[@jbbeats7786]

Riley Allergy Tier List, also the edits are wild and I love it

[@AM-vo9lb]

we need to tell graydon about tomato pie

[@baggettaboutit]

That one bit and then continuing on with pickles, i didnt realize there was still more video.

[@Crizbelol]

The pizza place hanging up on graydon made me cry 😭

[@joepsips787]

Didn’t expect Grandon to formally recuse himself due to the French toast sticks discussion, always interesting to see a Hivmind video!

[@l0t13r]

no shot im eating pizza as this comes out

[@Yung_Plague3]

An instant classic

[@tuna0586]

What toppings can Riley have on pizza?

[@cosmo.g1543]

Raw peanuts

[@vita-minus]

Water

[@Jackson-cd3mv]

negative cheese and dough

[@bv7226]

Oxygen

[@parmasean_eater]

grass

[@k2a2l2]

those were the most common toppings and french toast sticks was on the list? 💀 who is doing this

[@elrefu92]

yup

[@jnicole510]

43:10 GRAYDON WHAT.

[@RelentlessGamingX]

So kind and endearing that Riley shook Graydon's hand with such thoughtful and gentleness. I met Riley once, he still has my arm, and WONT GIVE IT BACK!

[@jamesburke2311]

In New Haven a plain apizza is just dough, sauce, light sprinkle of parm. Mozz is considered a topping

[@joshfenn5374]

odd chemistry. One of their best chemistries filmed, mind you that friend. But still odd.

[@prodfacility]

riley not being able to think of funny things to say so just keeps saying yep to a phone talking to himself is rly crazy

[@stuhorsley34]

its not weird in Philly or in Pennsylvania to order a tomato pie. Hope Graydon gets what hes looking for eventually

[@woodyhitya]

It breaks my heart knowing Riley can only have ever have 1 peanut pizza pie in his life :(

[@5705HU]

Graydon is on fucking demon time in this one what kind of juice did they give that boy

[@winter1657]

Haven’t started the video but here are the correct top two’s: Basil, Jalapeños.

[@billyredfern-webb7213]

can't wait for "yep" to win the next bits bracket

[@romanroyer7057]

44:36 I thought they were under a spell or something dude I did Not understand

[@henry_parks]

yep.

[@kiiltomaeki]

the "yup" bit was probably riley's best work to date

[@jnicole510]

45:10 Amazing outro

[@caydenrichmond9551]

Graydon making Riley believe Banana peppers were pickled bananas almost brought me to tears

[@Banjo_Dyed]

"Everything's fair game in Heaven" is wiiiiild 😅

[@TyTy-cs4ef]

18:40 this has to be a cannon event

[@spacebabyted]

Yep.

[@jnicole510]

3:25 riley thats just you bud

[@NicBrandon]

Tater tot segment was immaculate

[@laicweijnen5539]

French toast sticks on pizza?? I can not even begin to imagine how that would work