Pizza Tower Any% Speedrun -

So, along the golf escape skip (which is now RNG free), there's a way to skip the result screen entirely on any level, as long as you pause, hold up and exit the level.. it really saves a lot of time. This run was pretty great!
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[@russiancheems2275]

I feel like cannonically, the glitchless WR is how Peppino ran through the Pizza Tower. The lore just updates when the record is broken ☠️☠️☠️

[@Falcon15x]

Wouldn't the 100% ending be more canon

[@alexis_electronic]

who cares. all ways he ran through are true.

[@DoYouSeeBananaManTH]

@@alexis_electronicall infinite ways

[@dadfixthis2998]

Nah, I'd say that the 100% WR is how the events of Pizza Tower canonically play out, glitches and all. What type of glitches does Pizza Tower have, anyway?

[@alphasquared]

@@dadfixthis2998pizza related glitches

[@Birizin.]

Uncle Jeol making sure there will be no cold pizza serving while he's the one in control

[@chargemannyn2918]

he does allow banana's on pizza though, which is quite odd

[@Ihazkirbro]

Yup, and if he can somehow manage to shave another 47 minutes off the time, he can deliver it without it being free I know that's probably impossible, or potentially impossible right now until some potential game breaking glitches and skips are discovered, but one an hope.

[@taraktaras7327]

@@Ihazkirbro "UPDATE:CREATED A SPEEDRUN MODE WHERE ALL CUTSCENES, TITLE CARDS, JUMPSCARES, EVEN GOLF SWINGING ANIMATIONS ARE REMOVED, ETC. GOOD LUCK DELIVERING UNDER 30 MINUTES PAISANOS!"

[@IEatYourSandwiches]

INSPIRING: You Won't Believe How Fast This Italian Man Can Run

[@orangejoe2147]

I’m imagining this is like a title to a video that has nothing to do with pizza tower and it’s killing me lol

[@spaghettimkay5795]

​@@orangejoe2147 it reads like a news article that needs adblock disabled and 150 cookies agreed to before reading anything

[@iiclydez2367]

@@orangejoe2147 to be fair the current fastest man is italian

[@legi2]

Mad old man*

[@andrekakerissa3962]

Its peppino spagetti not italian

[@luigibrosop125]

He is breaking his record everyday

[@pootissandvichhere9135]

Mainly because of mistakes. He’s making less at a time, and this is usually how speed runs for new games kinda work, until glitches need to be exploited to get faster. And by god people will exploit them.

[@fchef8370]

Bro is a saiyan. He gets faster every time he does a speedrun

[@GyeYeonGye64]

really he getting faster as he can

[@cristiansalas7197]

And his fingers

[@NPCPlayerOne]

I like the subtle characterization that comes with speedrunning Pizza Tower, since Peppino is at his angriest when he's moving fast. This ain't some anxious war vet on a perilous journey to save his pizza place. This is the death you deservioli coming at you at mach 4.

[@ameep168]

Pizzaface is kinda a dumbass for messing with peppino, just watching him dash through his troops like paper and see peppino smash through a wall and come after him throat first

[@spimbles]

can totally see you giggling to yourself thinking that deservioli line was the hottest funniest shit LMFAO

[@GenericMedic]

good comment, I like this

[@bobfusty]

It kinda was

[@dynomite9524]

​@@spimbles because it is

[@LighningSnake64]

29:51 I hope this stays. As this run keeps getting optimized, I hope we never stop slapping that cannonball.

[@NBeeMC]

well, you're always going to be outpacing the cannonball, so you can't just get hit by it, it's necessary to always slap it back

[@unitymask]

Ball Slappin Stays Eternal

[@RandomDude647]

unfortunately it's faster to just slide under it

[@God-xd1wr]

@@RandomDude647 boooo slap the ball

[@lunar532]

I really hope the tas finds a way to glitch through the wall, but instead of using this to skip ball slap, it uses it to do ball slap faster

[@ChiliLeo]

I keep seeing this guy just hit #1 on the leaderboard bc the grind goes insane

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

what is this game? i was listening to super bomberman ost and then it plays this lol

[@challenge9541]

@LavaCreeperPeople pizza tower. An indie game that took 5 and a half years to make.

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@challenge9541 ok

[@Vlyg11]

​@@LavaCreeperPeople it's good to and the ost is a banger but you probably knew that already from watching the ost after the previous comment which was made by challenge... or maybe not idk

[@LavaCreeperPeople]

@@Vlyg11 oh

[@DynoSkrimisher]

Pizzaface: I'm gonna ruin your restaura- Peppino: And I took that shit _very_ personally.

[@AeirEclipseHayastin]

Joel is literally Peppino Spaghetti, finding ways to go faster and faster as an unstoppable juggernaut

[@slimebunny5700]

Hes really improving his wr day by day

[@WaluTime]

I think you're getting close to the point where you could order pizza and genuinely finish the run before it gets to you

[@cheesepizzadealer2]

a pizza usually takes about 30 minutes lol

[@Wongo-the-circle]

⁠@@cheesepizzadealer2 sometimes 20

[@Sandvichin]

Your getting that pizza free 4x then

[@imperial_void77]

I’m starting to believe that Joel is peppino himself

[@Pikachuness]

Peppino can out-pizza the hut

[@SickleP1ckle]

I love the "you are quick as hell" statement at the end

[@galloviking4766]

This game does speed and momentum better than any Sonnic game ever could. And throws the madly fun Wario Land gameplay on top of it very harmoniously... A true masterpiece, just like your speedrun!

[@locomotivo4644]

Sonic series: [Wrecked by a certain italian man with a swollen nose and a mustache] This game: *"D o i t a g a i n"*

[@God-xd1wr]

Wario Land 4, Sonic the Hedgehog and the Looney Tunes, all obliterated by an angry Italian chef.

[@retrowaffles5442]

Man the summoning salt video on this game is gonna be SO GOOD in like 5 years

[@Rhys_o]

Already setting the bar for what'll be one of the most craziest games to Speedrun. Good job bro

[@curdledmilk9849]

This is actually insane. And here I am still trying to crack sub 2 hours! Great run my man

[@MNHRI]

And here I am just trying to beat it :P we’re all on our own journeys hahah

[@galloviking4766]

Boss rush as speedrunner Peppino is just pure, unmitigated primal rage

[@God-xd1wr]

*The primal urge to go absolutely ape shit in Pizza Tower*

[@notloopers1110]

oh hey what a fitting time to be looking for speedruns of tall place containing pizza

[@4444Ferris]

Watching such a quick and almost uninterrupted flow of movements is mesmerizing

[@Zadamouse]

God this is amazing, so excited to see what the speedruns for this game will look like in a month!

[@unitymask]

56:40 Speedpino when you hit him with that dollar store chase scene

[@cowserthekhelinace]

Nice job on this! One potential time save for PizzaFace is in phase 1, if you can grab an enemy out of midair as he shoots it from his nose (or as he's rising out of the air from his slam) and do the body slam attack (Down+Grab, hold up for more height if it's the nose move), it can hit twice, stunning and immediately dealing damage, getting you to the next attack faster.

[@Barple_Bapkins]

Bro plays the entire game like its always pizza time

[@davidthecommenter]

dawg i cannot stress enough that the thumbnail art is sooooo good

[@zxopink]

39:18 you really needed those precious seconds to escape

[@16BitGamerCat]

Slowly but surely approaching that 30-minute barrier. Edit: I wonder if it would be faster to pay Mr. Stick for the boss door in world 2 BEFORE entering Fast-food Saloon. It would skip waiting for the door to rise, but it would only save time if you can get to the level door before the animation finishes.

[@hugozuniga9089]

No way 30 minutes, I say 50 ish range

[@16BitGamerCat]

@@hugozuniga9089 But then the pizza will be free!

[@hugozuniga9089]

@@16BitGamerCat lmao facts tho

[@teeheesnowzzz]

Great work, I knew this game was going to make an amazing speed game

[@notaphycologyst6644]

Speedruns in a game built to be fast are sure to be entertaining

[@Brutailgod]

Keep up the speed runs im loving these 😊

[@djdexcat]

POV: You are, in fact, ready to get funky.

[@wileecoyotegenius5955]

Absolutely brilliant run mate

[@itsjacob502]

with no disrespect towards the runner, it's amazing to see this level of play already! and I can't wait to see better runs! absolutely sick run man

[@Official_Javee]

I couldn't be capable to keep myself this rythm of speed, gg's!

[@Lev-Wave]

One of the goats in Pizza Tower speedruns

[@coolernow7948]

1:02:36 is an insane clutch

[@Valetravelgames]

I love the ranking music playing over the frames

[@WillowFire]

Bro nice job!!

[@hydra7427]

Rapidly approaching that 59 minute mark! Good luck!

[@ChadRepson]

RAHHHH STOP BEING SO GOOD 🤯

[@zionfinley5011]

I love seeing speedruns of games that force goofy transition screens. It’s hilarious to see the runner going at it so hard and then The Gustavo and Brick Hour

[@God-xd1wr]

34:57 the coldest transition in history

[@jeremyquiros5483]

Holy moly you’re on a freaking tear!

[@MNHRI]

Amazing dude

[@chickennuggetman2593]

You are quick as hell!

[@BB8roll]

Absolutely crazy how much time he likely put into making this video, props to you!

[@teatime1848]

I love how it’s just wrrwrwr or the running sound for like 1 hour

[@christiangamboa9813]

Bro this game can’t handle its own speed at times lol kudos for the slick gameplay!!!

[@elekunt]

Just imagine how much crazy TAS will be

[@dracibatic2433]

for the time being you are the pizza king holy frijoles also would you consider having a sum of best atl some point? for science! and numbrs!

[@SkyanUltra]

52:29 i doubt this was intentional but god DAMN was it satisfying

[@eduardovalenzuela2391]

holy shit, that War level was done soo damn quick!

[@franmartin8646]

I can't wait for Holy Shit% speedruns, that will be fun to watch

[@starkar91]

can we just talk about the disrespect in fake peppino's bossfight? slap right in the face right after entering, cheesed the first attack completely, proceeds to not move an inch AND teabag in the second attack, and even DANCED in the third attack

[@B4dSales]

What a beautiful ending 👍

[@user-wf3et4uf7v]

Cool speedrun🙂👍

[@marksito1454]

the lore of the game is peppino going as fast as he can to the top of the tower and getting out of it when it falls, so speedrunning the game is technically canon.

[@milostrous5229]

simply cannot wait for the summoning salt video on this one

[@reydiantskyes8294]

Oh hey! Leaning a bit harder into the WL4 speed tech!

[@atalya4002]

I'm going to see a sub one hour in March aren't I? The grindset is insane!

[@Monkey_Eintsetin]

This does feels like a actual sonic game to me I have no word’s

[@IsisNiko]

love how he beat john gutter and somehow glitched out the victory music

[@FrogInShorts]

I come back to this video every time I watch Vinny play just to remind myself this game doesnt take 10minutes a level.

[@ashtonollivierre]

This game is perfect for speed runs and your good

[@endobonnie4881]

6:08 for some reason that part when he restart's the level was funny

[@AceTheDragon3]

"This just keeps getting better and better!"

[@Mr_questionman]

It's funny how the melody that plays when you defeat a boss or in the middle of the escape theme reminds me of the first part of slaughter in the spotlight

[@aaaaaa-pi9wx]

Very... A NICE!!

[@Guy_1343]

I feel like this is a fever dream

[@TailsGamer980]

Damn, I'm sitting and watching this video and I understand that I want pizza...

[@SenyiKimmo]

that pepperman fight is satisfying as hell

[@zigaudrey]

Sub 1 hour 20, Baby! The result skip is hilarious! 13:28 This fits so well! 17:21 Good synchro! 25:46 The fanfare to the boss gate! 40:18 Finally, he talk to Granny! 52:07 OOPS! 54:37 Cornered

[@danielhenington9476]

31:

[@slavok9334]

If the whole game is a speedrun, then this game is all about pizza time.

[@meloyellow]

Can’t wait for the Pizza Tower summoning salt video in 2 years

[@AresFallenEX]

Any% to 51% great job!

[@MoldyPotato49]

he was not ready to get funky

[@StriderGW2]

the sound design in this game is so sick

[@ilikeceral3]

What’s extra crazy is that there’s several places that you can still work on. I wouldn’t be surprised if you beat it in under an hour!

[@rodneybuckentime4838]

He hit first despite some screw-ups in the run. Absolutely cracked

[@doubleoof7907]

Watching this with eurobeat songs is something else

[@SuperTeamXP]

Someone just topped this run 😲😲

[@OnlyEggUploads]

THE GOAT

[@AlL-tk6kw]

still waiting for the day it hits 30 minutes or less, damn impressive progress so far

[@Cyberpunk747]

You can even skip the end of the level animations!? Man this truly is a game made for speedrunning!

[@veppotoast3507]

I'm glad pizza tower comes with a built-in timer. It'll make ratting out cheaters a bit easier. Incredible run man! Can't wait for people to optimize it

[@Towniehh]

There is a potential timesave at pizzaface's 3rd phase, if you piledrive gustavo into the vigilante you instantly attack the vigilante without having to hit him again

[@jacobjeleniewski8694]

im so mad that go so fast you never get to enjoy pepino running insanely fast to the crazy part of its pizza time i have to just play it in another tab while peppino slides around at the speed of sound

[@NaturalPenguin]

you so good man

[@carrotvevo]

congrats! i remember you from your simpleflips animation

[@sevadra]

Nice run! Game goes crazy and is super cool to watch at high level. This is the first run I've seen of the game, I'm curious of the specific reasoning behind using Real Time and not IGT for leaderboards. Is there some discrepancy in the ingame timer or some specific tech that makes the ingame timer a bad metric?

[@marcoantonioamadiofilho2393]

WOW IM IMPRESED

[@pat_fusty.]

This man is built different

[@Whitepikmin1]

run pizza man, run

[@jma0645]

Dude is cutting 5 minutes ever run at i think a sub hour run might be possible at this point

[@shapeless8]

banger time! do you think a sub 2 hour 101% run would be possible in theory?

[@JLock_17]

I can only hope he someday finds a way to beat it in 30 minutes or less.

[@DraKul78]

Impressive speedrun, but, every time I watch some Pizza Tower gameplay, my stomach beckons in aching impatience and glorious agony to get its severely burning craving satisfied by a good pizza that's not made in a chain restaurant. In short it makes me hungry lol.

[@GodlyNib]

I can hear the Summoning Salt music already.

[@MiniLoafChannel]

this video makes me feel like time was only invented for speedruns