Pizza Tower Any% Speedrun -

I haven't uploaded a full run in a while as I was trying to get a better time, running whenever I got the chance. This run isn't WR (vlackSR holds the title as of now, by 20 or so seconds!!), but since I think it'll be a few more weeks until I get some other complicated skips down to a notch, I wanted to share it anyways. Either way this probably sits as one of my best gaming achievements to date, as cheesy and cringe that may sound, and we got two sub 1:13 runs in the same day, which is pretty awesome!
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[@christiangamboa9813]

Imagine Italians in real life Edit: this is my only comment to ever pop off like this, thanks for the love

[@aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa1546]

wait what

[@fishanimations42069]

I do not exist then

[@the8bitpenguin652]

Sono velocissimo

[@LighningSnake64]

Ah dude I love that band, would love to see them live

[@mozzeralleh]

yeah too bad they don't exist

[@phoebeaurum7113]

At the pearly gates you will be asked if you killed Snotty.

[@Pyxl_017]

If you kill snotty but reset your entire save file and redo the game for snotty will you be forgiven?

[@phoebeaurum7113]

@@Pyxl_017 You will but only after doing six months of community service.

[@chai1988]

​@@phoebeaurum7113 in addition or excluding the total reset?

[@phoebeaurum7113]

@@chai1988 In addition.

[@murilo_the_lilo9947]

I apologize for my insolence. I do not deserve to be called his child anymore. I will restart from scratch for snotty.

[@rudibeech4708]

41:44 The moment that shook the gaming world

[@beimanuel942]

But then, Hefest got this run

[@AceTheDragon3]

I wonder if a sub 60 minutes is even possible. Imagine a judgement screen for that. Just Peppino's mind absolutely blown with "WHAT?!" flashing across the screen

[@ch1ppychipp]

I'm sure with enough optimizations, it's possible. I saw quite a few things that could be worked on in this speedrun.

[@babaiscoolage4month2]

​@@ch1ppychipp 4:47

[@GingerJack.]

Very possible, we're only into a few months on people trying to speedrun the game. Plus while this is a very good run, there's always room for improvement.

[@chimp1561]

​@@GingerJack. jack! I know you on discord :)

[@The_WhitePencil]

The judgement screen for sub 60 should just be peppino staring at the screen with the words "Did you even play the game...?"

[@luccatheboi8105]

When i first saw this game i said "God, the speedruns of this game are going to be insane!" And i was just right.

[@EdgelordIsHere]

As did everybody lol

[@Bolitadewien]

Think the same, feel the same

[@funnyman1204]

16:23 has the perfect transition of Peppino entering Mach 4 as the good bit of "Pizza Time!" plays in

[@Crazylanddev]

😮

[@funnyman1204]

@@Crazylanddev I found it cool

[@UnrealOptimist]

57:30 works too

[@funnyman1204]

@@UnrealOptimist Ik, I just didn't watch all of the video, but I believe you

[@Blitzercyb-MX]

He reached a new speed?! (His canon max speed is three)

[@GeneralJaydonius]

41:45 just, NO HESITATION.

[@momiji_number1daughterwife]

as a snotty hater, GOOD.

[@Mordecrox]

Reminder that you're not required to save Snotty for True Ending speedruns, but current WR saves him anyway

[@gamer11027k]

​​@@momiji_number1daughterwife as a Reisen "I don't have a surname hater no just no fuck you

[@smashmonster6929]

rip snotty, I accidentally killed him because I didn't realize he was an enemy until after I mach 3'd straight into him

[@luigi64fan]

Mission failed: Pizza not delivered in 30 minutes or less.

[@jesusmen6308]

The only way I see to ever pass the Game like that would be on a non-Glitchless Run, and even then the glitches should allow to skip a little over Half the entire Game If I am calculating it right.

[@slushy9055]

Bro is trying soo hard

[@EpicGamer-gw4sw]

Still love how the enemies just look at you in horror if you sprint right at them

[@LighningSnake64]

Between the spicy gameplay and the excellent art, I have multiple reasons to be hyped for your uploads!

[@yazanus4530]

15:50 holy shit that dive tho it was so good

[@draga_]

not impressive lol, anyone could do that

[@mr.leorio7148]

​@@draga_ so? Still looks cool

[@PhantomAarantula]

@draga No one asked for your analysis, just be impressed.

[@sourlab]

​@@draga_you have to have great timing plus a massive ego Also its extremely satisfying

[@Trash_Medic]

I wonder how a TAS of this game would look like

[@dillon1012]

Glitchless, It would be around an hour to an hour and five. current wr is 1:08

[@galgramax6713]

Wow, speedruns for this game continue to be more and more insane. Do you ever reset runs, and if so, what's the main reason for it? -Clearly it isn't to spare Snotty you MONSTER-

[@jossuecabrera8611]

At least he didn't taunt on his grave. Now that would be monstrous

[@retrosampleguy]

And yet, he didn’t do a p-rank speedrun, just so John will be resurrected!

[@skyrifqie]

@@retrosampleguy you didnt need to p-rank, you just needed the treasure that gerome unlocks

@@retrosampleguyno, only get the treasures, p rank means to complete 2 laps with fully found toppins and secrets

[@retrosampleguy]

@@skyrifqie your right

[@LunarPurin]

Not the biggest timesave but you can body slam when Pepperman hits the wall since he becomes vulnerable the frame he hits it. Might only save a few seconds overall but it's extremely easy to pull off.

[@nullius9807]

I love how if you ace the final Pizzaface fight, it makes it so the music lines up perfectly with the piledriver in the end.

[@Thedepressedperson57]

The unmatched power of pepino is terrifying

[@vitaleriof]

i love how he can go so fast that he can enter the next level while the end level rank jingle is still palying

[@TheAbbster79]

the skip at 35:38 is so genius. insane run

[@christmas4477]

All of Mini Golf is insane

[@PragmaticAntithesis]

That skip's even intended, as there's an achievement for pulling it off.

[@kab43]

​@@PragmaticAntithesis no that's just for burger dude putting greaseball into the goal

[@NatalieExists]

​@@PragmaticAntithesis the achievement is just for having a burger guy shoot the golf ball in the hole, though it still feels way too intentional that there's a single burger golfer randomly placed in that specific room

[@tetradnello690]

@@PragmaticAntithesis I didn't even know there was achievement of it.

[@colette835]

Ayo are those thumbnails made by you? They’re really god dang good! Also love seein your vids!

[@NatalieExists]

Tutorial - 0:23 John Gutter - 1:39 Pizzascape - 3:24 Pepperman - 6:00 Ancient Cheese - 7:37 Bloodsauce Dungeon - 10:00 Oregano Desert - 13:17 Wasteyard - 16:45 Fun Farm - 19:41 Fast Food Saloon - 22:06 Vigilante - 25:00 Crust Cove - 26:58 Gnome Forest - 30:01 Golf - 34:03 The Noise - 36:40 Deep Dish 9 - 38:59 Peppibot Factory - 41:58 The Pig City - 45:02 Refrigerator Refrigerador Freezerator - 48:16 Fake Peppino - 52:08 Pizzascare - 55:18 Don't Make A Sound - 57:59 WAR - 1:01:19 Pizza Face - 1:04:29 The Crumbling Tower of Pizza - 1:09:39 Bonus: At 56:36, he performs the Stinky Fart Skip.

[@kringsone618]

Thank u

[@aratherdrunkmedic8470]

I like to believe I took my two and a half hour power nap to be blessed with this. Truly magical, thank you for the content.

[@angeryboiii3051]

The amount of things speedrunners can comprehend and remember is incredible

[@Shartmaster32]

37:53 the first time I hit the noise out of his balloon I felt like a genius

[@MugginsHere]

What happened at 24:50? Were you able to interact with Mr. Stick whilst falling from exiting the level? If so that's a hilarious skip

[@allmightybison5629]

The saloon is directly below, wonder of by exiting he was able to interact with ignoring the Y axis

[@allmightybison5629]

Legit so much tech to be learned from this run

[@submackeen]

what a fucking amazing thumbnail

[@weirdboilol5555]

Agreed it looks really good

[@baldiwutduhaiiiil]

he still killed snotty

[@yashimirnocture7438]

though it was quite a spectacular run, there's still room for improvement. keep up the grand work; Mr. Jeol. I look forward to seeing an even FASTER run :)

[@YOUAREANIDIOTHAHAHAHAHA1]

Watching Pizza Tower speedruns is the ultimate ADHD experience

[@ZorotheGallade]

Sub 1:10 is getting closer by the day

[@Mr.Alalolalo]

this madman did the world record, PEPPINO DI NOVO indeed

[@baldiwutduhaiiiil]

41:45 he killed snotty

[@2_many_alts]

41:31 HE WAS SO CLOSE TO GETTING A RANK SHDJDISGJSNDVD

[@thebetterterrablade809]

Fish any% done 😂 8:47

[@JenukiDa]

i could feel the pain of losing mort at that first encounter with him..

[@Belle_jammin]

The way he got the topping at 22:49 and the skip at 35:40 was insane

[@galloviking4766]

This is what perfection looks like!

[@__bepis____bepis__308]

I've only watched up until crust cove, and so far the run is impressive, but crust cove itself was a masterpiece of a run, very good job on that Gnome forest was even better, and i think the rest of the run is gonna follow the same trend

[@cherrypepsi834]

love this guy

[@expoogaloo]

Your runs got me into speedrunning pizza tower. After getting 100% I tried a run and got a solid sub 1:48. If I may ask, do you play on keyboard or controller? The speed that you're able to do the results screen skip has me thinking keyboard but the schmovement has me thinking controller.

[@byebyeinmariovoice]

if you look at the control hints like super taunt or double jump as a knight he has a keyboard

[@UncleJeol]

i play on keyboard, i rarely play games on controller honestly, also i'm glad to hear i inspired you to speedrun the game!

[@Awellneededsmoke]

the best I’ve gotten after trying for a week is 1hr40mins and ten seconds. when I find out how to skip the end level screen like the speedrunners do I’ll try for a better time.

[@reeceulf]

My pizza tastes even better while watching this, thank you.

[@Blitzercyb-MX]

16:30 perfect door close

[@AraikSarkisyan]

I love your thumbnails

[@13vex]

25:00 it seems the vigilante failed to take into account that peppino is a combat veteran

[@CarteLMAO]

32:42 it was painful for me to see that 40 combo end.

[@neonzplayz5060]

0:20 Tutorial 1:34 John Gutter 3:18 Pizzascape 5:59 Pepperman 7:32 Ancient Cheese 9:54 Bloodsauce Dungeon 13:11 Oregano Desert 16:39 Wasteyard 19:35 Fun Farm 22:00 Fast Food Saloon 24:57 Vigilante 26:53 Crust Cove 29:55 Gnome Forest 33:57 Golf 36:38 The Noise 38:53 Deep dish 9 41:52 Peppibot Factory 44:57 The Pig City 48:09 R-R-Freezerator 52:06 Peppino? 55:13 Pizzascare 57:52 Don’t Make A Sound 1:01:13 WAR 1:04:27 Pizzaface 1:09:39 The Crumbling Tower Of Pizza

[@MaxEverywhereSystem]

speedruns of this game must be insane

[@B4dSales]

What a beautiful ending

[@ian09dbz]

41:45 he was out for blood

[@Shiroza310]

Best Speedrun so far

[@FeodorFedelini]

the golf one is so fucking mind blowing

[@PurpleBlook]

2:26 Stop the video at this point, you will see Pizza Guy.

[@4per8]

In ancient cheese at the start while getting the 1st toppin you can melt the cheese and climb the wall to the right altho it's probably already known

[@Thebestdibberever]

41:46 you bastard.

[@GameMasterART]

“YOUR FAST AS HELL!” Man I bet Mario and Pepino is tired and needs rest

[@mrredishere6054]

41:45 the moment that filled everyone with dread

[@anothergmodfan3350]

Definitely the Pizza Tower speedrun ever

[@B3anbutgreen]

0:12 sheesh

[@randomdumbassinzawarudo769]

can't wait to see terminal montage animate something about pizza tower

[@touzaikokon]

7:21 "hold the sugar"

[@akin4904]

this man is cooking

[@voidofecto]

Nothing beats watching this while eating a pizza

[@gorblin70]

Maestro!

[@FreebieGamingRBLX]

Funny how pizzaface threatened to blow up peppino's restaurant just to get destroyed in 1 hour

[@mrhalfsaid1389]

I love the gustavo movement

[@luisandreosoriomadrid5715]

2:26 pizza tower guy spotted

[@enchilordo8562]

Have you ever considered doing runs that aren’t just Any%? Like 101% or Jon%?

[@strangecolouredbird]

I'm probably going to get banned for life from what I'm about to say- Thanks for killing Snotty and putting the disgusting thing out of it's misery! 😄

[@dehydrated1]

We get it you're good

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodla2091]

I still have no idea what the objective of this game is, but the music is a jam and visually it is funny

[@warmwater9509]

The Canon Pizza Tower Run

[@Frost_Moon_Ice]

best player in pizza tower :D

[@allmightybison5629]

17:22 has 3 shinesparks. Losing momentum would have been a run killer

[@Detective_asparagus]

I don't know Jack squat about this game, but my bestie is OBSESSED with it, so I came to see a Speedrun of it to see if can get a gist. Neat shit

[@megaman4354]

41:46 snotty killed

[@rock_iz]

For the first 4 hits on pepper man, you can stand on the right or left wall and when he charges over just jump up and ground slam on time to where you slam on him as soon as he becomes hittable. idk i did it and it fells faster

[@retrosampleguy]

Great video! Hopefully you would do a p-rank speedrun in a future…

[@thonato295]

22:48 Somebody actually took one of the most useless moves into good purpose, holy shit

[@justarandommimikyu8474]

In my hubris I made the decision to watch this video at 2x speed. For but a fleeting moment I understood what it was truly like to be Italian, only to leave me yearning to be something I never could be.

[@giosazatking1741]

Pep but he really focus on destroying the tower

[@checkthisout7616]

It's peppinover

[@bengaming8112]

this makes me think how crasy is the tas of this game

[@Korybul]

41:46 NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[@gabi-po6vo]

When you play too mutch pizza tower

[@trollwhatyoumad3689]

snotty the speed runners worst nightmare

[@crazycar108]

41:45 RIP Snotty

[@Editor909]

Amazing run! Interesting question, do you think sub 1 hour will be possible?

[@gorblin70]

I’m gonna go ahead and say... yes

[@liamreeves344]

is there a guide anywhere for advanced movement technique? I'd really like to know what you're inputting to do some of this stuff

[@lisandrogamer6434]

41:45 NOOOOOO!!!

[@Doodoofarder]

RIP SNOTTY... you will be missed

[@thementalone9272]

Somehow the speed runner’s keep getting faster and faster yet that Italian is shmoven

[@SirNeewa]

There’s a faster way to get Pizzaface’s first health down. He always spawns that cheeseslime in the same place every single time. Knowing this, you can instantly grab it as he spawns it and do the pile drive attack by inputting either up or down (been a bit since I did it) as you grab it. You’ll instantly hit Pizzaface out of the air and take his first hitpoint.

[@Goober908]

Pizza tower is such a cool game I wish Italians existed in real life 😔

[@breadlord2855]

so this is what happens when you combine sonic and mario

[@SkisnwOnTop]

anyone know how he does the spinny dive move thing like he spins around while falling to break blocks? haven’t figured that out

[@keith5461]

grab + left or right

[@_feenicks]

Hehe funni man run

[@yareyaredogze6084]

I believe, that's how Peppino canonically destroyed Pizza Tower

[@kaveen9832]

HOW DID THAT GUY TELEPORT FROM FAST FOOD SALOON TO THE BOSS GATE LIKE THAT

[@ghoulbuster1]

Didn't notice pizza tower guy appeared at 2:25

[@yoyuityegh]

Average pizza fan when they order pizza and there's a knock on the door

[@miromaki9662]

7:53 *taunt*