Pizza vs Pasta | Sal Vulcano and Joe DeRosa are Taste Buds | EP43

[@RichardCrumpet]

Joe: Pizza is probably the reason why this country has an obesity issue. Also Joe: I pity the kids who are getting apple slices in their Happy Meals today, where did the fun go?

[@RedBernie]

I live for his level of hypocrisy

[@justice5150]

Haha it's so funny. To be fair, pizza is a meal and not a snack. Indulging with a snack is okay once in a while I guess.

[@dakotalenzi7630]

He’s the poster child for the man baby’s….

[@jakec2229]

@@justice5150 it's literally called a Happy *Meal*

[@morganarutsatz6736]

an apple has the same sugar content as 2 donuts. Most fruit nowadays has had their nutrients bred out in favor of sweetness.

[@jordanwalters9787]

Sal: Don't give me a hypothetical about a small town in Wyoming Also Sal: Okay, so I've been kidnapped, tied up, and have a burlap sack over my head...

[@cravedduzitbiq]

okay but can we talk about how hilarious it is when Sal & Joe are in a full blown argument, yelling… talking over eachother then BAM an Ad read where they’re civil bffs talking about peloton

[@mrdude822]

😆

[@goobiiguy]

@@Thesilvercrayon maybe if you keep commenting it they’ll change

[@FloridaCactus]

It was so funny on the ones where Joe was sick at home. Sad and quiet, super low quality grainy zoom footage. It made me laugh so hard everything he popped up

[@nolancho]

Pimp ruins everything 😢

[@EthanC1030]

I love how there's a painting of Chris staring into the camera in the background of both camera angles

[@simmsFitness]

Placed strategically because no matter what joey d can't get away from Chris 🤣🤣

[@clydefrog5609]

No you don’t

[@EthanC1030]

​@@simmsFitness even though he isn't here on taste buds physically, or in spirit, at least he's here in painting

[@jasontorres4341]

Bro I did not notice till I read this

[@thelokifiles]

Cant escape him.

[@lukeo.1863]

This podcast never feels like an hour; it always goes too quick

[@jaydennis1999]

Great album, Stadium Arcadium

[@davidperez5089]

Just like good food!!!! Taste buds-get fucked with cigarettes, we don't like the way they smell we don't like the way they taste-TASTE BUDS!!!! Respect the buds butt suckers.

[@OGIDRACO]

3 HOUR SPECIAL!? Imagine

[@djdenninger2763]

If you're tuning in and skipping the ads ("and we know that you are"), that might also play as a factor babe.

[@poopybody1469]

Its cause they spend 30 mins of it not battling

[@angelicarubym]

i can't stop laughing at the part where Joe is talking about bison ragu pasta & sals hand just absolutely smashes the corner of the pillow, it was so aggressive (46:44)

[@jeremyrichmon3504]

LMAOOO YESS I thought I was the only one to notice

[@justice5150]

YO 🤣 I DIDN'T SEE THAT UNTIL NOW! Easily one of the funniest things to ever happen on this pod 🤣

[@shitisbigtime]

He straight up CLAWED that pillow 🤣

[@specialkate374]

Best one yet! Absolutely crying at Sal screaming “LET ME FINISH” This is why we wait for the video xx

[@scac94]

"Alright you're gonna be that way let me get into the appropriate mood" The instant Sal said that I knew it was about to go down lol

[@thelokifiles]

Chaos.

[@BobJoeman]

The sudden cut to Joe's M I L K was astounding

[@amanda.christine]

Pizza over pasta any day of the week! Also, I have an idea for a Taste Buds battle: mac and cheese vs. mashed potatoes. It’s a battle of side dishes!

[@amanda.christine]

@@Vinylvine22 no, it’s not a joke. That battle could be used for another lightning round episode.

[@susie7336]

@@Vinylvine22 quick? Yes! Because it’s mashed potatoes all day every day!!

[@AnthonyGargini]

That's a great one!

[@xxFG140xx]

I feel that mac n cheese will win because Americans are obsessed with cheese

[@pabloescobargarlic2974]

A good mashed potato is godly

[@justice5150]

I wish this was always the dynamic of the show: First half hour is just chillin' & chattin', second is the debate.

[@trvpvngel]

mad people say that and i think they kinda do it often

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

@@trvpvngel why they mad?

[@justice5150]

@@trvpvngel I love it when they do! I like the dynamic of these two together. I love me some Sal/Distefano, but they are very similar personalities. Feels nice getting to mix it up.

[@trvpvngel]

@@RolandSpecialSauce LMAOO na i’m from nyc so when i say “mad people” it really means “a lot of people” not angry people 😭😭😭

[@brysonmartin4061]

“If the pizza is too good it gets terrible” -joe freaking derossa

[@davidowen1606]

I’d love to see an episode of the battle of the loaded apps! Loaded fries vs nachos or maybe lightning episode dedicated to carnival foods (funnel cakes vs churros, cheese curds vs fried pickles, cotton candy vs kettle corn, and turkey legs vs corn dogs)

[@cuddlywuddly4568]

This is an amazing idea

[@MaliceRxo]

nah stick 2 your day job

[@iikenZoii]

"It's definitely real meat now" Whatever helps you sleep at night Joe 😂

[@justice5150]

Ad-break skip timestamps: 1st ad break ends at: 36:59 2nd ad break ends at: 51:46 Or of course watch 'em to support the bois. :)

[@notyomamarecipes4017]

I love This pasta here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnzPlYJ6gMdjodk

[@justice5150]

@@notyomamarecipes4017 shameless self promo. the real question is, are you botting or genuinely copying and pasting

[@lukeo.1863]

You are a legend

[@justice5150]

​@@lukeo.1863 Love that album in your profile pic.

[@jaydennis1999]

I’m saying about that RHCP album though

[@ZzgravityzZ]

Sal always has an argument that Joe’s food is too filling

[@sayville_silver]

And his dish is always immaculate, and joes gets served in a wet napkin.

[@brendandoherty1283]

Or even worse when he complains about the name of the food 😂

[@ELITE_HAMMY]

40:25 - The epitome of Joe and Sal's relationship & what makes Taste Buds so magical: Sal: LET ME FINISH!😤 Sal: What's the number one thing you think worldwide, cumulatively, in the history of time, that has been delivered the most to people's homes. Think about that! Joe: (not thinking about it) milk. Milk. MILK! Sal: NO!!!! Wrong!

[@AVBPKP195]

I died! That let me finish was so strong. Meme gif worthy!

[@ELITE_HAMMY]

@@AVBPKP195 1000%😂def hit ⏪ to watch it over again.

[@sagitbadger1269]

I love how Sal is giving this whole scenario of him being kidnapped and dropped off somewhere and he's saying that he would call a pizza delivery place to have pizza delivered to him right there. That's all fine and good, but Sal, do u really think the kidnappers are really gonna let u keep ur phone? Lol, that would be one of the things they would take from u, in addition to ur wallet. My favorite line - Joe: Lady and the Tramp, the most famous Disney scene of all time, spaghetti between those pooches. LMAO I still love yall.

[@Justo773]

I wouldn’t be surprised if Sal goes into a mental hospital after this episode for saying bread and butter can go up against pizza

[@mambono.5252]

Shirt Idea: Sal is laying in bed, hugging a box of girl scout cookies with a petrified look on his face. Joe is standing by his bedroom door with a hoagie and a slurpy singing "Sleep my baby" 😆 🤣 😂. Great podcast. You guys are hilarious

[@BrianMusic12]

Good god

[@madysun7507]

the mini sal cut out behind joe just makes the show a million times better

[@thernius4284]

The Priest-Sal cutout cheesin behind Joe is exactly what this show needed

[@Liax316]

Unfortunately I agree with Sal when he said “even bad pizza is ok“ because in high school we had the most disgusting pizza at our cafeteria and we would eat it all the time

[@thelokifiles]

It is kind of scary how bad the food was in school. Was that shit supposed to be nutritious? Lmao

[@th3madst3r46]

One time, I noticed that I had 2 bugs cooked into my school pizza and a squished bug on the side of my milk carton. Ugh. I didn’t eat school food for two years after that. So nasty.

[@th3madst3r46]

With the exception of nachos. I did eat on nacho day.

[@cloudbloom]

Tolerating something doesn't mean it's ok🤣

[@MeloneKidd]

That's sadly true. I remember that nasty a$$ pizza but it was still slightly good, definitely the best lunch at school

[@chloestclair]

I always assumed the hamburgler and grimace were “villains” and the grimace is the opposite of a smile, which the happy meal gives you

[@JPatelLive]

Eating McDonald's always starts Happy & always with an unhealthy/unhappy ending! Lol 😂

[@frankielugo471]

Wow That makes total sense. Balls blown off lmao

[@notyomamarecipes4017]

This pasta here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnzPlYJ6gMdjodk

[@brandi3981]

Exactly Chloe that's what I thought too it sounds older than me but Grandma's is just a derp I don't think he's really a problem it's just like oh we can fix that grimace make you happy with some Happy meals to you know he's not an active villain like the hamburglar who's trying to steal your food but he's just like a kid who's in a bad mood and the food makes the grimace go away it puts a smile on your face if I remember correctly in the commercials didn't grimace like disappear from frame as soon as he got his food like the grimace has gone I don't remember if that was actually a thing but I feel like it was

[@here7036]

My god she's cracked the code

[@thenewquestion]

Milk! Milk! Milk! Holy shit Joe came to PLAY today, love his attitude in this one.

[@Justcarlosdiaz]

Joe singing "Cold Turkey" made me laugh more than I have in years

[@ac8274]

The half pizza for lunch/ half pizza for dinner is such a classic bachelor move lol

[@noahturtle3975]

Joe really said “If you think that bread, cheese, and sauce can beat, lasagna.” Lasagna consists of noodles, cheese, and sauce. Great starter Joseph

[@pizzatime1978]

Lasagna is also the worst pasta

[@Smashboy44]

Sal poking the pillow corner in the midst of heated debate was the best part

[@WSXST]

" Don't be putting pillow points in my face is all I'm sayin'.."😂

[@Natalie.M.Knight]

There is a solid 15 minutes of them talking about McDonald's. I want a McDonald's montage. 😂

[@RiamuBerru]

It would be 5hrs long and 90% Joe speaking 🤣

[@markmacinnis1374]

I think Pizza and Wings vs. Burger and fries would be a good match up.

[@josef2012]

Seems literally impossible for Pizza to lose.

[@cjlovejr]

You can do a lot with pasta but yeah pizza is gonna win

[@liberated4505]

Freal

[@thernius4284]

It's difficult. Simply difficult. No way around it

[@notyomamarecipes4017]

This pasta here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnzPlYJ6gMdjodk

[@therealunicornselene]

We all know that pizza is more popular but Joe wasn't wrong

[@Mr.HotDogShirtGuy]

“What’s THIS thing’s name???” “Uhhhhh, Grimace!” Lmfaooo

[@kylemcgill2966]

*RIP Norm and Pasta.*

[@RolandSpecialSauce]

Norm loved pasta😭😭😭🤧

[@sage1682]

Before even watching this I could hear Sal yelling "the pizza is versitile!" And Joe going, "So is pasta! You can put anything on it!"

[@laurenallday]

mini battles should be… thin vs stuffed crust pizza marinara vs alfredo pasta noodles vs pasta shapes

[@notyomamarecipes4017]

I love This pasta here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnzPlYJ6gMdjodk

[@MrPodcastio]

Never thought I would ever hear the phrase, "Don't be pointing pillow points at me." Thx Taste buds.

[@matthewwargo6266]

Only food I could see having a chance against pizza is Ice Cream. The ultimate savory food vs the ultimate sweet food

[@winter4265]

"Don't be putting pillow points in my face" lmao.

[@suzie5813]

I'm just beginning to realize that Joe is a food chemical addict.

[@natachiamiller9097]

Love Chrissys guest appearance this episode 😂 Seeing him in the background right behind both Joe & Sal has me CRYING LAUGHING.

[@aktrip3295]

You guys should do a lightning round of each of your top 5 or 10 foods. No matter what they are they go against the other top whatever number like #5 v #5 , 4v4 and just see who come out on top

[@randomchallenger1726]

That would to be the 100th episode or something cuz that is a titanic proportion battle

[@jigsawjoslyn]

I cannot get over Sal fixing Joe’s pillow SEVERAL times throughout the entire podcast

[@Ertdoinn]

“I’m contemplating never giving my kids sugar!” As said by someone who obviously isn’t a parent yet. 😃

[@BooksWithCarah]

They are literally eating pasta together in the art behind them lolol

[@suzya.2730]

I was all in on pasta. I voted for pasta. Joe's argument made me change my mind to pizza.

[@summeryates5934]

Joe went hard in this ep and I respect the hustle. He almost got me at 'you're talking to me about Dominos I'm talking about cher and nic cage in love.'

[@waynegretzkyy]

I know Sal is picking pasta cause it’s “elevated” and he’s a fancy man😂 Edit- WOOOOW. Joe picked pasta? My balls aren’t blown off, but they were blown back

[@kmendoza7676]

Im just here to hear sal say "mozzarella"

[@waynegretzkyy]

@@kmendoza7676 ugh. I have a hate/love relationship with their pronunciation 😂

[@thesmellycatjazz]

It's because you can put pizza in your pocket and eat it later.

[@thernius4284]

"You take a little moot'zarelle, Joe, take a little prisc'oont, the smallest bit -- like this 👌 I'm serious Joe-" "Aw BULL [blank] -- NOUBUDY IN THE HISTORY FUHREVER HAS EVER EATEN IT LIKE THAT. NOUBUDY EVER. THERE IS NOTHING WORSE-" "That is not true, Joe, there are worse things. Classic Joe DeRosa argument by the way, 'nobody has ever', _I_ have-" "ARE, YOU, EVERYBODY SAL..?! ARE YOU?" "I'm _part_ of everybody. When you say 'everybody', I am included _in_ everybody."

[@notyomamarecipes4017]

This pasta here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnzPlYJ6gMdjodk

[@Kelly-in7xt]

I’ve been watching this show for 2 yrs and JUST realized “taste buds” is not just taste “buds” but also the things on your tongue that taste food. Wellp I’ll see myself out, buds.

[@Scagtatious]

Joe: name a slice of pizza that hasn’t fallen over! Sal: “John Travolta! …” 😂😂😂😂😂 Hey babe, I think we’re old 😂

[@ChrisDini]

From West Haven, CT been living in OR. Joe pulling out “manigott” melted my heart.

[@MM-vk1ob]

Love watching you guys. Helps me when I'm having a bad day.❤️

[@samifolio950]

59:46 - The turtles ain't eating pasta out on them sewers. - Yeah... congrats !

[@here7036]

You know the country is fucked up when I listen to Taste Buds so I can relax to some lightly discussed topics without hearing a dumb opinion

[@josef2012]

🤡🇺🇲

[@Winterfre5h]

"I've been burned by pasta. YOU THINK I HAVEN'T BEEN BURNED BY PASTA?! I'LL TAKE MY SHIRT OFF, SHOW YOU ALL THE BURNS!!"

[@colleenkay4223]

Grimace was originally a villain with 2 sets of arms to steal milkshakes with. I found this out via Wiki after naming my purple '97 Ford Escort, Grimace 🤙🏻😅 RIP first car 💜

[@connormurphy540]

watching this at work before going to lunch at Mickey D's...that was planned before my Buds brought it up here. Great minds.

[@TheCookiecupcakes]

Thank you for the show today, I think a good rival for Pizza is: Chinese food. The OTHER most popular delivery people get.

[@TheCookiecupcakes]

I would pick chinese food by the way.

[@nostalgianaut]

Good call.. Might be the only thing that could knock Pizza out. (Tough, but I'd pick Pizza)

[@JunkBondTrader]

I would get it way more often than pizza if it were a bit cheaper. Chinese food is the best

[@Thesilvercrayon]

...or, hear me out, potatoes in any form. Potatoes 😍

[@Thesilvercrayon]

...but I do like your idea of keeping with top take-out contenders.

[@briannedora6875]

lmao the way Sal at the end said " I still love you" with the eyeroll made me hysterical laugh!!! - I AM CRAVING PIZZA NOW!

[@MizzWezt]

This one is gonna get HEATED!! 🔥 MONDAY IS FOR THE BUDS!!!

[@notyomamarecipes4017]

I love This pasta here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/rnzPlYJ6gMdjodk

[@thanksyoutubefortakingmyhandle]

15:06 Sal notices the corner of the pillow about to stab his eye gottta fix that hahah nice

[@SeaOrcRonnie]

This will be a slaughter.

[@Jawshmetalpunk]

I like how Joe's talking about how mcnuggetts came out in 82 and he remembers it because he went through the drive thru with his friend. Like he remembers this and was out cruising with his friends when he was 5.

[@Psychotic_seal]

"I ate 9 tacos while I watched him get like anally probed" - Joe DeRosa

[@cameronfredricks55]

i love how pimp is more comfortable to talk now

[@Vinny_donuts]

Ya'll need to get a homeless pimp cam. On "your moms house podcast", the editors have a camera and are part of the podcast. if you added homeless pimp/pip into the video part of the show, ,it would add more content. he's deff a cool guy.

[@johnfaucett5055]

"it sounds like all we do is sit on the couch and take vacations" I wont lie i was thinking that right before sal said it

[@colleenkay4223]

Sal's theatrics over Ellio's pizza 🤣 (30:38) HE LIVES! 🙏🏻🙌🏻

[@bori1986]

Hallelujah

[@awfultaco42069]

i’ll say, as a person who lives in a small town in NC, i would rather get pizza than go to any of the italian places around here because i know the pasta will be boring and bad. we have the big 3 pizza places in which i know i will never be disappointed and 1 really good local pizza place, they have pasta too but it’s not as good as their pizza

[@eppcharles4186]

Best podcast nobody is doing like you guys the passion for the debate and the food

[@gfeast4518]

Joe singing kills me every time💀 “cold turkeeeyy” 😴

[@TheLetsgonuts]

1:49 Sals "noooo" had me giggling like a crazy person!

[@ThePokerStreets916]

Sal needs to talk his friends into getting some round pillows...

[@elsavalle3581]

Isn’t it Sal’s apartment? Hahaha you’re right though, he needs to get some for his own place!

[@chocowalnut6779]

They're his own pillows lol

[@tracypaul1459]

Hearing Joe talk so passionately about McDonald's reminds me of his McDonald's colored living room with the clown painting. Man loves the place so much I hope if he ever gets married it's inside the world's largest entertainment McDonald's in Orlando.

[@brittneydaniels6065]

please keep us updated on Merch!! & 40 year old virgin shows those boots as well. Jonah hill goes into the eBay store & wants to buy them lolol

[@Cruel-Spark]

I loved this whole epi! All of you guys are awesome!!! I never knew how much I needed a deep dive of McDonalds

[@DRlFTIN]

Joe's take on Chicago style deep dish is one of the worst takes of the entire show ever

[@wilinja]

i like Joe's demand for Sal to say the line at the end like, "Tell me you love me!"

[@chelseatheile6492]

Alright tell me why Joe never brought up the powerhouse Mac and Cheese. I mean that should count as pasta

[@SportfanisCOD]

The arguing had me crying😂🤣can’t wait till next week!

[@anawesomewave9600]

joe and sal and pimp, if you see this, and i know that you will, if you guys stop doing the chant, i will quite simply have lost one of the only things in my life that brings me momentary joy and folly.

[@angelcano4567]

Ay no disrespect but I don't think you know what Folly means

[@anawesomewave9600]

@@angelcano4567 thought it meant silliness? no?

[@Ilfenomeno-sp2hk]

These 2 can argue about the 2 most random comparisons. I just love the fighting 😂

[@xavreythemeloettaobsessedm5268]

I honestly think Burgers could take pizza. Who doesn't love a good burger

[@charlesblack9959]

Pizza you can crush everyday at anytime at any temp. Burgers are very hit & miss and vary in price while a cheap Hot & Ready still hits.

[@Peni5Wrinkle]

I love a good burger, but hate a bad one. Ill have at least 2 slices of the shittiest pizza on earth and complain the whole time, but its going down the gullet…

[@charlesblack9959]

Also every flavor of burger can essentially be done in pizza form. Literally there is cheeseburger pizza.

[@xavreythemeloettaobsessedm5268]

@@charlesblack9959 yeah that's true I guess. But the best burger beats the best pizza hands down

[@charlesblack9959]

@@xavreythemeloettaobsessedm5268 I'll give you that. Best burger beats best pizza.

[@whodissis1]

13:50 that’s an EPIC homeless pimp squeal/laugh/sound, WHATEVER that was 🤣 🤣 sounded like joyful pain 🤣 🤣 love u pimpy!!

[@SlickWillyTFCF]

"I wEnt tO RoMe aNd DidN't gEt pIzZa!" Yeah, no shit. Rome isn't known for pizza. Go to Naples and try to find pasta. That's like complaining that you can't find authentic poutine in Ecuador.

[@gregmitchell2328]

“Oh fry guys! Remember those? I miss the fry guys…I love a fry guy!”

[@geocondalandy7314]

discovering this podcast after a really low time in my personal life, i’m finally all caught up!! and now i’m here to say ……. the chants are fucking awful :) I love you

[@LeahCarter]

I LOVED THIS EP! Next should be coffee or tea

[@khay9833]

The unsophisticated pallets will choose pizza.

[@kristenstoner7689]

"I gotta put on a bib." 😂😂😂 🍝

[@phil5992]

Joe's persuasive babe. I'd still take a pizza because it feels more exciting and like a "treat". But damn he made me question the times I was trying to convince myself the pizza I was eating at the time was good

[@StealthNinja7]

I agree!

[@natetracknatehagenmusic5442]

Sal "I'll take my shirt off and show you all the burns" Vulcano

[@liamgarcia1888]

Sal's OCD is absurd. Literally adjusting his friends cushion half way through a sentence.

[@L4WDOG71]

46:58 was hysterical

[@connorkasnik]

“ Don’t be putting pillow points in my face” 😂😂

[@LizaVillarreal3]

This by far has been the funniest episode of TBs. 10/10 absolutely hilarious 😂 😂😂

[@HeyYaKnow]

Bro those plugs got competitive at the end 💀💀

[@coreyvickers3769]

Sal: “the turtles ain’t eatin pasta out in them sewers” Joe: yeah. Congrats

[@blairsmith6006]

i love that every time Joe gets a comment from the phones that he doesn't like, he follows it up with, "ALRIGHT PIMP, let's go to the phones"

[@listerinedream6316]

You guys gotta have a sticker or something of Pimp at a spelling Bee and Chris Joe and Sal are sitting awkwardly behind him

[@Brochacho-nl5bk]

46:50 the level of aggression sal pushes that point of the pillow in