My Most Controversial Video Ever - Biscuit Ranking Edition

[@AmazingPhil]

custard cream in B is a custard crime! i'd get him up in A at least

[@somethingelse9176]

Phil I need you to make this video please

[@MarelleMerita]

I second this! Phil’s tier list would be amazing

[@tired-snail]

phil biscuit tier list when

[@_charlotte24]

phil you need to do your own now PLEASE!!

[@YA-tt5if]

you're so correct phillip (my credentials: custard cream enjoyer that once gained at least 5 pounds as a child when i visited family in the uk for the first time and was plowing through packets of those tasty bois)

[@Thorn99855]

LMAO Sophie yelling "You need a reality check." PJ just too bougie.

[@underworldsghost]

"Sophie's gonna be ragin'" "What the Fu*k" was perfect

[@moatla4678]

we're gonna need another version of this called Biscuit Ranking Edition (With A Cup of Tea) please. the whole board will change

[@binbob9]

1: Where are rich teas? 2: Jaffa cakes are legally a cake and have no place on this list. 3: Petition to have a Sophie list.

[@frigotter]

i think we deserve to see Sophies list as compensation for this abomination

[@382pigeons]

I trust Sophie to make an S tier tier list

[@shilohh_]

I think Sophie's ranking is on the Patreon btw!

[@HannahMarriott]

Agreed!! I think Sophie is more of a biscuit fan than PJ

[@patchyblonde]

I don’t think this guy even likes biscuits

[@justdomshow]

Pj literally woke up and chose war this day

[@_charlotte24]

i didn't think it was possible for someone to have such incorrect opinions about biscuits and yet here you are

[@noblenansa]

putting the hob nob chocolate side down on the board was more upsetting to me than any ranking

[@falloutphan7341]

I'm not even halfway through and I'm simply obsessed with Sophie getting offended in the background

[@dangerindesign]

Sophie's not having a good time! Hahaha! She just realized the man she's with by these ranking.

[@Thiscoldice]

That was the most controversial and the most British video ever

[@madisbench]

putting the jaffa cake as S-Tier is the most british thing you could've done

[@tired-snail]

the only objectively correct rating in this whole video

[@caterinanai9129]

if anyone is curious, the Garibaldi biscuit is named after Giuseppe Garibaldi, a general who famously fought with an army known as the Redshirts to try to unify Italy in a single kingdom in the 1800. He was exiled and went to England, where he received a warm welcome - the biscuit was created years later and named after him!

[@aisling_90]

I hope PJ reads this fun fact ☆

[@hamalam9169]

I've followed and supported you through many things PJ, but this video is where I have to draw the line. I can no longer in good faith call myself a tiny planet explorer knowing that you rate party rings as an E tier biscuit. I hope you enjoy your party-less life. Yours unfaithfully, me.

[@emmarubacava]

F tier: squashed fly biscuits. S tier: every other biscuit ever made ever. I feckin love biscuits.

[@writtenbyme_c]

party rings being so low is CRIMINAL !!!! Also, no rich teas??? this video is a sham /lh

[@rockymaxwell]

The malted milk slander... I will neither forget nor forgive...

[@giannabarbee]

sophie arguing with your choices is so funny 😭also as an american I feel I must defend our oreo's honor

[@Jujufos]

wait how are the biscuits sticking to the board

[@AdeleTheFangirl25]

THANK YOU!?!? 😂 its not just me thinking that!?! 😆

[@crisppacket5751]

PJ is the Ebenezer scrooge of biscuits

[@sanriobambi]

lets get CONTROVERSIAL edit: PARTY RINGS IN E TIER??????????????

[@emilymarley4505]

This comment really is a tale in two parts lmao 😂

[@jurassicphan]

Malted milk and party rings in E tier??? I am QUAKING that is UNHINGED

[@emmaferringer9055]

The "where do you think I got this from?" ✨️🕺"I got it from my daddy"🕺✨️ made me absolutely crumble lol

[@phhantasm]

You need the pink panther wafers specifically 😭😭

[@QwilSchirmer]

For anyone wondering, the music / song at the end is Donkey Kong Country - Island Swing (Ed Ryan Remix) [Electro-Swing]

[@rutaceae]

this ranking is criminal

[@paradeoflaughter]

how did those biscuits even stick to the board??

[@lessamazingemily]

not the mid-roll ad for betterhelp as you’re putting the party ring in E tier 😭😭😭😭😭 youtube is getting too meta, i fear

[@nia.j.h]

I thought I wouldn't take anything in this video personally, but gingernuts in D tier? I said 'WHAT' out loud to myself and had to close my eyes for a sec

[@madgirllolly]

Wow I didn't expect this video to actually be so controversial 😅 These are some wild takes

[@beautifulheart4]

The “P” in PJ stands for picky

[@phhantasm]

I only eat biscuits dunked in tea so theyre all S tier that way

[@YA-tt5if]

pj i regret to inform you you are wrong!! i need sophie's ranking to cleanse MY palette jfc

[@LizziferLizard]

i've been trying to figure out the whole time how you got the cookies to stick like that

[@eyejay404]

My theory is jump cuts and sneaky blu tac??

[@elliott227]

Same! Did he glue velcro to the back of each biscuit? I need to know.

[@frigotter]

i feel personally attacked by some of these choices, particularly the underrated malted milk. i had faith in you PJ

[@maddydominion3861]

“That’s just how I feel but it’s also what I know” is great

[@isobelf1837]

I was going to say they should invent the counterpart to the chocolate finger - a chocolate toe - and then I thought, I wonder if Cadbury has ever made a chocolate toe? Which led me to an article titled "My daughter's toe is bigger than the chocolate in her Cadbury advent calendar". Reader, there is an accompanying photograph. This is my new Roman Empire.

[@selenafrantastic]

For April Fool's Day this year, Oreo should change their US branding from "cookies" to "biscuits" and their UK branding from "biscuits" to "cookies".

[@zows4]

the only thing that matters to me is that you rated biscoff (aka speculoos for the real ones) high, so you are forgiven for all your other rating crimes

[@thelogIady]

13:04 My guess: crumbelina

[@satinsludge]

Was the person you remember saying "cookie cookie cookie!" Angelica from Rugrats?

[@queenofsuga]

Putting oreos in D tier is criminal 🫢

[@thelogIady]

justice for oreo

[@maryj4787]

They deserve F

[@bkuras]

theres me thinking "oh boy i sure love pj's uplifting and whimsical content!" and then he hits me with the *my inner child is dead* while talking about a wafer

[@SparklingRubberDuck]

How come the shortbread got to represent its whole family but not the cookie?? Justice for chocolate chip!

[@Lucy_Saxon]

The thing is I feel like every British biscuit is designed to be eaten with a cup of tea, so by having them without you're not judging them in their intended form. Also I need you to please do a second video of specifically Fox's biscuits because not having any in this video is a BISCUIT CRIME

[@Typhoonjune]

I was up in arms on Bourbon placement UNTIL the jaffa cake reveal. I have no notes on this flawless list.

[@bleusles]

Swap the jammie dodger and the pink waffer and we'll have zero problems...

[@littleoldpheebs7092]

PJ! How dare you do the party ring dirty like that 😂

[@DerRattenkoenig]

How do the biscuits stick to the ranking board????? I am confuzeld pls help

[@AlycatIsAlive]

I think these biscuits deserve a re-vote with some dipping liquids (tea, coffee, milk, etc)

[@giordinonongrum6035]

Havent watched you in 5 years Saw the notification and thought "eh why not" And actually surprisingly loved this

[@giordinonongrum6035]

Also you should try "milk bikis" if its available there

[@alwaysprocrastinating355]

im an american who calls them biscuits & enjoys them very much (yes we exist, but in my case mainly bc my parents are from india - indian biscuits are amazing & we have a lot of the same or similar ones like bourbons)

[@coviherhu]

listen, you are right and completely correct, good job in having the right opinion

[@lucys6790]

on one hand pj is the only person who's correct about where party rings should be ranked. on the other hand, i'm ready to fistfight over jammie dodgers being ranked so low

[@pato__gato]

the song at the is such a jam!!!

[@_brimac]

As an American, I've only had two of these (Oreo and Chocolate Digestive) but even I can tell that PJ is a certified ~cookie~ snob. 🍪

[@bie_00]

4:58 thank YOU i hate those biscuits

[@maryj4787]

I guessed fly cemetery for the Garibaldi

[@roseb7399]

This may not go down in the history books but I won't forget, PJ, I won't forget. JUSTICE FOR THE DODGER.

[@ascattoni599]

the oreo in d is criminal

[@koenyboy500]

Funny how I'm watching this during (multiple) breaktime(s), and when the chocolate Digestive came up, I could finaly relate with that cause they also sell those here (NL). But then the 'chocolate hobnob' (?) review came up, and it would appear that this cookie I am eating that I got from the caffeteria is the same one as you reacted to! So I tasted the same flavour in real-time! ^,.,^

[@MissAnthrope]

Haven’t watched yet but if grandads biscuits isn’t mentioned this video is NOTHING

[@im-gonna-squeet]

ive fallen out with you over this pj

[@phoebelewis2790]

i don't even care that PJ ripped out the little biscuit heart of everyone who watched this video,,,, how the hell are the biscuits physically staying up on that board??????

[@killatay2818]

I was waiting for Jaffa. The saying is "China Doll in the Bullpen."

[@Mumifique]

We need two boards! Could be so much fun to see how Sophie's board would be compared to yours 🤣

[@cloudandmore]

putting oreo in D tier within the first 2 mins is the reason this video is his most controversial one yet

[@cloudandmore]

i clutched my invisible pearl necklace

[@Leif265]

so interesting to see the phenomena song used for a different add (ours in australia was for a sunscreen company called banana boat)

[@thebubblybunnyb5878]

My yt algorithm sucks but now PJs video keeps appearing in mine finally the world is healing❤ thanks PJ🎉

[@little_flower_vagabond]

“they say an Oreo isn’t a biscuit”, because IT’S A COOKIE Jammy Dodger sounds like a self-defense move named after the first man someone had to use it on for being dodgy.

[@dangerindesign]

The ranking board is working overtime to get that return of investments.

[@Marshadowisepic]

Fun fact guys he went to the same university that edd gould went to

[@ElkeAlexia]

Now I want shortbread and theyre so expensive in Greece >.< it'd be fun if you also did this with foreign bisquits/sweets!

[@MelodiedeVivre]

Real (possibly stupid) question here: how are the cookies staying on the board??? I really must know XD

[@enbyishimaru]

I knew that was a biscuit, but for a fee seconds I thought PJ had brought on Jammidodger himself

[@luciefarts]

here for the controversy!! yippie!!

[@pixwyatt5138]

FUNFACT- biscuits go soft when stale and cakes go hard THEREFORE, a Jaffa cake is indeed a cake 😅

[@maggie_e2]

We need more of this unhinged energy

[@dinojess526]

this video is just pj discovering he doesn't actually like biscuits

[@Meg_madness_]

its 4.30 am and I am absolutely raging at party rings being in E tier

[@shadesofmysoul]

The idea of having all those cookies together in the same jar is giving me the heebie jeebies

[@theonewithskye]

ranking MILK chocolate digestives against DARK chocolate hobnobs is OUT OF ORDER

[@noormuhammad791]

I am enraged at the chocolate digestive placement

[@mimiwhatsherface]

My girlfriend commended Garibaldi immediately upon seeing the biscuit we are awaiting the payment on our fax machine any minute now thanks

[@aylaa6434]

couldn't agree more about the last one you're so right

[@058Martine]

How are the cookies sticking? Did I miss something?

[@pidge1997]

I could not agree LESS about the jammie dodger

[@beeboop08]

the fact that the rich tea biscuit isnt in the biscuit ranking is CRIMINAL

[@gurrutvurstug8779]

We need Sophies list too

[@apollochickens]

theres no joy and whimsy in his life

[@grace-work-pm5ty]

....You lost me when you cheated custard creams out of the S tier and capitulated to the Biscoff shills :(

[@vathre]

Have you considered you may simply not like biscuits? 😂

[@rosiexjo]

had to pause and get a biscuit half way through.. got too hungry

[@AnimalFreakGamer30]

I Just LOVED Seein Pj Eat Each Lil Individual “Biscuits”&”Cookies”,All The While Watching Him Rank Which One Is Truly THE SUPERIOR One Is All!!Also,I Want To Add All Looked Quite Delectable,As Can Be!!🍪😋

[@Roswordsman]

PJ American cookies are meant to be eaten with and dunked in milk whereas UK biscuits are meant to be eaten with tea and dipped in it. This tier rating is bunk because these techniques were not utilized with each as well as tasting on their own (this is coming off of two mins in oreo ranking D, yes)

[@FirstNameLastName-bz7yu]

Shortbread is S tier. All others are inferior. I rest my case.

[@christine-ac]

when you said this video was gonna be controversial you were Right like sophie was such a mood sjdfs

[@W0lfbaneShikaisc00l]

If there was a tier lower the party ring would be there... why are you even here? This is not a party, this is a funeral.

[@Terr0rByte1]

My S tier biscuit out of this selection would be the dark chocolate Hobnob for sure 👌🍪