PKA 204 The Halloween Edition

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[@PWNSTARZdotCOM]

Thanks for the invite Woody! Text me up if you want to play a few games during TheRace

[@ScottThompson1996]

Is it a race though? Is it?

[@leonel8684]

luv u pwn

[@alexmckenziemusic]

Pwn i luv u

[@BaconManProd]

You were a great guest man! Really funny! Hope you "win" your next race!

[@anonforuz]

Scott Thompson its a blood bath slip and slide

[@eyespelegode]

I was talking about FPS Russia with one of my friends and at one point I said that I wonder what licences or laws are apart of owning a tank in the US, and my friend was like "Well he lives in Russia so laws are probably different there," and I didnt want to ruin it for him and tell him that FPS Russia isn't really some crazy guy in Russa so I just said "Oh yeah," and went along with him.

[@TheErikjsm]

Youre a good friend

[@tysonsmith7832]

You sir are a good man

[@imvoks5582]

LMAO

[@friendlyauntjemmima9848]

A man of extreme honor

[@SoHolliday]

You're the hero we all acclaim to be bud

[@overtflow]

I don't wanna brag but I stayed out til 10 pm last night and I ate like 3 bags of candy

[@Emil.H]

u r so random xD LMFAO lol

[@overtflow]

Fly Gaming Opinions opinions, I just think its fun man! I never even mention my channel or even gain subs from this lol I just love PKA and I love saying random things bro!

[@overtflow]

Emil H hahaha i love it!

[@overtflow]

Fly Gaming hahahahaha well then thank you! ahhaha you undercover awesome guy lol

[@GamerLad98]

Didn't you get any killstreaks though?

[@xACACYNx]

i bet Murka likes turtles.

[@clleftguard]

I think this is the first time being a patreon member has really felt worth it to me. I love supporting these guys, keep up the videos :D

[@robertsumpter8843]

Same here! TheSincererAlmond real name :O

[@SHVDY8]

I couldn't agree more

[@NotTsarNick]

Does anyone else think that they only released it early due to all of the complaints that have been made about the Patreon?

[@SHVDY8]

Nick Karrick i doubt it

[@dibils]

why?

[@PaintFire_]

That's crazy! I was just listening to PKA 69 while waiting, and I was thinking: "Kitty should be on PKA more often..." And here she is!

[@Iurkt]

I did that exact thing with Taylor

[@SDHSheepy]

why were you watching episode 69?

[@SDHSheepy]

Frank Spencer got a bit too repetitive during my 69th time viewing it;)

[@SDHSheepy]

Frank Spencer indeed

[@PaintFire_]

***** Yeah XD

[@JasonAdams96]

The fact that the video version came out early makes me so fucking happy. I love you guys for this. Thank you.

[@overtflow]

Advanced Warfare tomorrow!!!!!

[@mcbane24]

pka 203 kyle dislikes detachable shower heads, pka 204 kyle loves detachable shower heads.

[@h0len]

Kyle was thinking of Norway, where 90%+ is enviornmentally friendly energy. Sweden with making great companies with good garanties, and good customer service. Denmark with their fattening foods, Iceland with their friendly everyone. Scandinavia was what they refered to, but as americans they wouldn't know that. In many european countries you are taught your continent + 30 other countries in geography, in USA you are taught of USA and their "greatness" xD

[@aR0ttenBANANA]

I'm not american but lol. If anything it's sweden and their immigration problems causing rip in the society.

[@h0len]

the UK, you mean one of the 9 world leaders? ohhh thats wierd, because that would be considered normal outside US. also we learn out equivalent to states, so yea

[@drakeortman9510]

We don't got time for that we learn about guns and cars where i'm from.

[@h0len]

The only things the US is the best at are propaganda, and civilian casualties(high numbers).

[@drakeortman9510]

h0len We're good at being racist too. Also war, we love a good war.

[@LieutenantNuggets]

Oh my god! I'm dying! "Welcome to FPS Bootcamp: Auschwitz edition!" I love you Kyle! Have my babies?

[@whitepaws60]

I'll take some baby's if there being handed out

[@JM-fx3pz]

Can I have my babies in a air tight bag.

[@rebostorm19]

LONG LIVE THE COMMERCIAL SUCCESS OF PKA !!!!!! cant wait till the epic Christmas show..

[@KevDrinksCorona]

1:34:12 "The British version of Big Brother'. So... Big Brother?

[@RyanMcDonald100]

we had big brother before america and ours is better

[@KevDrinksCorona]

Yes, that's my point bro. :)

[@MrJoethehammer]

***** still a shit show tho

[@RyanMcDonald100]

KevDrinksCorona sorry dude

[@RyanMcDonald100]

joethehammer coyi yip

[@JordanReaps]

Taylor's eyes look so funny sometimes lol

[@MiKUltra]

World at War ONE, Woody? Do you know something? Kyle smiled when you said that too...

[@MRMOVIEZEN]

Jesus! They had to spoil Fury. Really could not have just said spoiler alert really quick so I could skip the spoilers? Thanks guys. I genuinely wanted to see that movie.

[@FeedsAndCams]

"I'm a spooky skeleton" Oh my god he seems so ashamed. Why is that so funny.

[@Runorata]

I thought Kitty was in a wheel chair ... OMG YOU HAVE BEEN CURED THANKS JESUS

[@ryboy344]

thyank jebus

[@joeblow9564]

THANK YOU HESUS CRUST (Mexican Jesus)

[@Alexanduhz]

This Halloween edition is awesome! I just wished there was a " Road to Advanced Warfare" section for the show.

[@AIRFORCEFREAK1]

That's why the Army just recently took away the choice of fake leather in their boots. It will melt to you.

[@h0len]

heh, "... America does well is because..." USA does well compared to the world, but not compared to the western world. The US has 30% poor people by UN standards, how is that doing well? The US has 8% unemployment, but the military doesn't shut down the parts that are useless because the country would have closer to 12-13% if they did... The US doesn't do well compared to the western world, it does well compared to mongolia

[@nicocarello7951]

The US does not have a 30% poverty rate.

[@nicocarello7951]

30% of the US population does not work minimum wage. Its under 5%. Just because you don't like us doesn't mean the US is bad at everything.We landed on the moon and saved Europe twice. I recognize both my countries strengths and weaknesses. In other words, I like where I live, I wouldn't move to another country, but it is not a flawless place.

[@h0len]

Nico Carello Sorry, it was 24%... Source:www.bls.gov/cps/minwage2013.pdf That is a .gov site stating about 76 million workers, work of minimum wage. Which equates to about 24% or 23.7% if you want more accuracy. And the US joined Europe in WW2 not WW1, because the germans gave up allready. But in WW2 US waited till mid 1942, before they did anything in europe. And They had 180, lets say 200k losses in europe. Compared to GB's 400k and USSR's 18-24 million deaths. So the US helped, but not that much. The sovjet did most in the fight against the germans, so did some norwegians, danish, and swedish people. Also the british, and french did alot. The US watched for 2 almost 3 years, then they joined. And i'm not saying that USA is the worst place to live, but it is a bad place to live for the uneducated. As with the moon landing, both the USSR and the US used nazi scientists to do that(landing on the moon, and going into space). This is because the nazies were said to be 30 years ahead in their technology. So that means that it was mostly the germans that did that. Because before the germans, no country had true long range missiles, and atleast not spacerockets. So taking the fame for something like that, is like saying alfred nobel was an american.

[@nicocarello7951]

Read the paragraph beginning with "The percentage of hourly paid workers..." The US was in WWI. They formally entered the war on April 6, 1917. An example of a Battle they fought in Europe would be The Battle of Belleau Wood, fought in June of 1918 near Paris, France. Germany was not losing the war when the US joined. The Allies were begging US to help. The Brits would not have won the Battle of Britain without the lend-lease act. The fact that the British and USSR casualties outnumber the US casualties only proves that the war was won because of US assistance. Whether it be by committing troops and physically taking back land, or by suppling the allies with money and/or supplies. I have to go do things now so have a nice day. Thanks for being mature (no sarcasm).

[@urwifuistrash]

H0len has a valid source and that is a good point. The only thing the US really excels at is pure military size and the vast illusions of hope, among other things. But still, out of all the countries, the US is in the top 5% of the best countries to be born in. As for WW1 the US was certainly involved at the very end, however the US by no means saved Europe. From the moment Germany failed to execute the Schlefin plan, (I don't know the exact spelling) Germany was slowly losing. Germany was tied to mostly useless allies, they had less resources and less men. The best Germany could have realistically hoped for was fending off the allies until their people got tired of the war, like Russia. The US joining was really just a counter to German troops coming west after Russia fell into revolution. As for WW2, that is heavily debatable. However, I could decently argue that the Soviet Union could have rolled over the rest of Europe if the Americans failed to land, or never landed, at Normandy. Btw I'm murican.

[@designermetal1]

Kyle's priest name should be Father Karl.

[@TheBigAndy86]

That BOG spawn trap... we used to play it in sabatoge, if you have a full team you ALWAYS spawn on the overpass side, and hold the bomb until overtime, every single person on my team would have 100+ kills. Great times.

[@deviateslol745]

Dude loved the guest tonight, contributed a lot and was really chill.

[@TheMrUsername007]

1:32:08 Pwn: "Take the camera with you." LMFAO

[@DoctorLokey]

Definitely love being able to see the video early!!! Keep up the good work Woody and PKA crew!!!!

[@james13hill]

I'm rather pissed that Taylor wasn't Clark Kent

[@killer56403]

Taytay is a champ bois, its probably -28 degrees in that room to stop his face paint from melting

[@Mortalfreak876]

Just to say, from what I know, working on a dairy farm during the summer, veal can move around but in an enclosed van and the biggest difference is that they do not get feed grain. They are on a completely milk diet. What becomes disgusting is that the floors in their barn has grates because all of the excrement is basically a liquid due to their diet. But they are treated well and people think the grates are cruel but it is better than these calves swimming in shit. So basically veal is not cruel. And most places you go well just be a baby calf as murka said. But if you go somewhere very upscale, you are not eating a tortured animal. It is actually a somewhat pampered one as the prefer the milk based diet and love not being weened of it.

[@FiveStringC]

Murka with the skull face paint was hilarious

[@HiddenShinraSoldier]

A fog machine actually uses the same method to vaporize the liquid. So if you poor e juice into one it actually works. There are a few videos out on the internet of it. Personally I think that's crazy, I use a copper mech mod myself with 6mg of nicotine. I know a few people who don't use any nicotine.

[@il400]

kyle takes this show to a new level with his little on camera antics

[@mikeymike30111]

I started dying at the end when woody said,"I don't want an invisible car, i'd never find that shit."

[@xAussieMuse]

"Got rid of Australia" "But we took all the hot ones" I'll be coming Kyle, still love you hahahahhaha

[@Sup3rBadAss]

Lefty just looks hilarious.

[@DanishGameBox]

PKAFact: The BNP for EU is larger than USA and Chinas combined. Btw countries like the scandinavian are much more developed than USA

[@MrTacticalinuit]

this pwnstar is not 4hire i don't like this pwnstar

[@WoodysGamertag]

What his live stream, you'll like him.

[@MrTacticalinuit]

WoodysGamertag It was a joke, I don't watch CoD and I hardly play it. CS is so much better in so many ways.

[@MrTacticalinuit]

Derpleton Herpson Are you drunk? CS is the best competitive FPS. Its loads of fun, intense, strategical, skill based, smooth, balanced and it has great teamplay. CoD is just shit, CoD4 is the only one I like.

[@eeMJaii]

MrTacticalinuit CS sucks.

[@ZombieEater1001]

CS is the nerdiest shit to watch.

[@LilFuzionzTube]

Do this every week guys and I might just upgrade my patreon level. Seriously, this is awesome, thanks.

[@mrande913a]

Woodys costume is awesome!

[@NotTsarNick]

15 minutes in and this already seems like it is going to be in the top 15 for greatest episodes!

[@uhBlakely]

boogie bootcamp!

[@ImSupaPhill]

Plot twist Kyle brought all the hippies to his house

[@Internet-Driller]

I find it funny that woody thought that superman thing he did with the music would actually be funny.

[@zizitas1]

Optic was leading the race,but then their internet got into schelculed maintenance that they didnt remember

[@gabb05]

PKA historian: first mention of Honduras, my country, on the show...ha...yeah!

[@pyykk0]

My opinion is that obvious sign of fairness would be that people stop diyng from hunger

[@defaultuser2534]

Ron loves you really, Woody

[@UberSlammable]

I thought Merka was dressed up as Tate from American Horror Story......

[@zzFuzzy]

Great episode. Fog at the end got me.

[@Enforcer1984]

They should get Jim Norton / Bill Burr on the show.

[@RasOntario]

Legalize Cannabis

[@4NightmareOnHelmSt3]

Kyles smoke machine is hilarious.

[@seandempsey7572]

So it seems like PKA is now a 3 hour long show again. I'm not complaining-actually to be honest I think the shows that are 3 solid hours are much more enjoyable than the so-so 4 hour long shows. Plus, PKA started off as only 1 hour episodes and slowly got longer.

[@GlovesON]

I thought Kitty was Sark for a second.

[@Krazyloko]

Woody can you post more videos!!!?

[@pancake7183]

That fog machine had my eyes watering.

[@MarioTheStoryTeller]

Was you crying lol

[@pancake7183]

***** I'm sure it looked as though I was, but no.

[@MarioTheStoryTeller]

Well that's good. Nice too meet you :-)

[@pancake7183]

***** Nice to meet you too.

[@MarioTheStoryTeller]

You watch other youtubers on here such as the comedy channel

[@chasedixon1199]

No, Kyle. It was not a matter of Superman only BEING ABLE to reverse time when Lois Lane died. It was a matter of Superman only USING that power because he deemed the situation pertinent enough to turn back time.

[@NomadOverNormal]

I'm loving the costumes!

[@nickl5913]

Im assuming by the sheer amount of people who dont know who Kitty is, that there is a large amount of new viewers. Nice.

[@Zarcanciel]

Murkas face is priceless haha

[@katana7068]

I'm so glad Kyle got a cam lol. Dem effects.

[@hvidsallday]

Every week all of the Europeans complain about he Americans being "so bad" but every week they watch the Americans podcast.

[@VMAKDUBS]

I totally dont miss Lefty

[@gameon3011]

Shoulda made Kyles name Father McFondles

[@xtriggzz]

Getting the video early was a awesome treat

[@ihenners_]

Been trying to Figure this out myself for a while but I cant; Who is Kitty to Kyle?!

[@masonberryman99]

His own personal midget

[@WoodysGamertag]

She's a friend as well as a business manager. If you see a video game integration or a movie promo on the FPS Russia channel there is a good chance that Kitty made it happen.

[@nidge18]

Basically a live-in manager/agent. I have my own theory as to their whole situation, but I think being his "manager" is her official tag. Goes much deeper than that tho

[@TehUsernaem]

Paintballkitty, I think?

[@Nievesowns]

You never tried google ?

[@LeCruck]

Kyles costume/smoke commitments really made this episode :D

[@TommyWWIII]

LMFAO the irony of Kyle talking about chemical weapons in Iraq, that shit actually happened a few days later

[@jaiboo8505]

i like pwnstar seems like a nice funny guy he was a good guest

[@Killers455x]

woody and murka should have swapped costumes

[@Thesuperyou1573]

How bad is it that Kyle wouldn't even describe the area around in his because he knows some of the viewers will show up lol

[@CrosseyedTenFour]

I'm glad Kitty was on!!!

[@jawbreakers13]

Any chance of posting the story links in the description so we dont have to google for them and get the wrong story or a different page with no pics?

[@colefilms]

I think you can get that on the website or the reddit

[@jawbreakers13]

I diddent see them and does PKA have a website?

[@NotTsarNick]

Kyle claims that there are no costumes for fat women, but I beg to differ. A fat family friend dressed up as Captain America and it was priceless!

[@urbanbass2364]

when i saw kitty my stomach made a sound like alien from Alienvspredator and i knew this would be a good episode..

[@Reaper5201]

If MLG picks up CS:GO. It's gonna be the end for it

[@AIRFORCEFREAK1]

Now that I am 18 and if there are no bathrooms near a soccer field I have to literally run halfway into the woods to just pee while I referee. I am so terrified of being arrested because some crazy mom thinks I tried to flash her kids.

[@crucifyrobinhood]

*Kitty is cute as a button in those harlequins, js. Purr, purr, MEOW!*

[@TallyHoCards9]

GTA V isn't on PC, Kyle...

[@swinff]

Taylor was on point this episode, was funny as shit

[@00soundwave00]

Just let Canada have all of the North. Give Canada the artic circle. lol

[@digby2129]

there needs to be a counter on how many times "believe it or not" was said the episode, mostly when pwnstarz shows up

[@DatsMyJam]

Great show.

[@jakeirons3890]

i love how early this is i started watching pka 104 and 106 because i ran out of youtube video

[@779jake]

Murkah is by far the funniest person you guys have ever had on the show, awesome host choice.

[@EJP668]

Woody you should dress like that for your Woodyslab channel

[@ElementalPride]

Shit.. that was kind of awkward when Woody was like "Pwnstar, do you wanna take off?" Was Woody saying it out of consideration for his time or because he felt he needed to go or something?

[@HDCountry101]

Murka's eyes are almost as freaky as the paint

[@michaelbaxter5871]

Another great episode guys , good job. P.S Woody is rocking that superman look.

[@GamerLad98]

Ok, the movie for next week should be "the Beach" 1999

[@atomikjames]

Kyle blazing it up

[@MrNukabear]

A fire permit thats insane!

[@lucifermma5473]

I thought a podcast was supposed to be a podcast not a business

[@TheButtPolice]

You thought wrong.

[@cavemanonyt5409]

kyle was an army of stoners for halloween lol

[@ksiyaskid]

I dont feel so bad about my internet anymore.

[@Dialga355]

1:14:00 kyle saved him out of it but of course woody had to keep going xD classic woody

[@smithjohn3080]

Woody and his "pavlonian" response

[@jerdeamo]

YES!

[@Absoluution]

Love this. Miss the days when PKA was a Thursday show

[@Slizzard73]

This was a great PKA, the shows have been awesome lately...