"Hey! Vsauce! Michael here! If this woman doesn't bring her seat forward to its upright position, we will see just how long she can survive while being strangled by earbuds!"
@ccubsfan944 жыл бұрын
If I remember she was continually moving back and forth after he asked her to stop. She's currently trying to sue for injuries. Its easy to spot the motive in this one.
@blakebramley91714 жыл бұрын
“Injuries” what a fucking joke and a bitch of a woman
@thesimsfan124 жыл бұрын
What did she get a headache from all the tapping the guy did?
@ccubsfan944 жыл бұрын
@@thesimsfan12 According to her yes, but the main thing that screwed her was she swore at the flight attendant, which is a type of security breech, which most don't realize.
@300zxss2 жыл бұрын
@@ccubsfan94 how? 😂
@JackPorter Жыл бұрын
@@300zxss the flight attendant gets so depressed from getting called a swearword she sabotages and crashes the plane
@FunkBastid4 жыл бұрын
I was flying international, and I had a child sitting behind me who was screaming, kicking my chair, with the mother doing nothing. I timed my recline with the rhythm of his kicks, and I snapped the chair back as hard as I could while his legs were fully extended. He started crying, but he also stopped kicking my fucking chair.
@suggs1442 жыл бұрын
I would’ve knocked you the fuck out if you did that to my kid. But also I would have made sure my kids didn’t do that in the first place
@Summersevedouche2 жыл бұрын
I fucking hate parents like that
@meltedjax36192 жыл бұрын
I always feel a strange duality of emotions when I recall the time i had the same thing happen to me but instead of trying to break the kids legs I calmly turned around to the mother and front kicked her nose into her skull then calmly sat back down and told the kid to be polite.
@parkergotkicks7427 Жыл бұрын
wtf 😭 ion know gang u broke lil bros growth plates or sum he prolly walking around with one midget leg
@FunkBastid Жыл бұрын
@@parkergotkicks7427 turned him into Cotton Hill
@pastrie424 жыл бұрын
People are free to decline their seat on me, but I'm 6'2" and that seat is going to get kneed a lot just from me existing. Its up to them if they want to be uncomfortable the whole flight. I'll be uncomfortable either way. Lol
@TtvRylanSosa4 жыл бұрын
Unfortunately 6’10 public transport and sedans are a no go
@zephirol46384 жыл бұрын
But that's not what happened here. This guy was just a straight-up dick even though his dumbass chose to sit there. Don't be so stingy if you want to be comfortable. buy a shity seat you're going to get a shity seat. The dude in the video went above and beyond being an assclown.
@iepineapple2 жыл бұрын
as a 6'5 guy I feel your pain
@300zxss2 жыл бұрын
@@TtvRylanSosa Jesus 😂 would you be able to ride in a civic if you ducked. I’m 5’3” I have the total opposite problem 😂
@masterplanet4204 жыл бұрын
15:45 woman’s just getting finger banged hard turbulence just covers it
@alexanderdeamond9864 жыл бұрын
Lady gets free massage seat upgrade, the world freaks out.
@slippark60234 жыл бұрын
Wtf is Vsauce doing flying coach?
@chriswilson19684 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Jason Blaha...
@staticyt62104 жыл бұрын
Lmao
@benhayes53964 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Wings for a second and I expected a full blown rage
@Krakatoa9954 жыл бұрын
@@benhayes5396 I thought it was Wings too.
@rickoshay38864 жыл бұрын
On a flight from Sydney to Chicago I asked for the back row of seats. because at check-in you ask if anyone else has the back row, no one did so I lay down across 3 seats and slept the entire flight.
@BlackrockLobbyist4 жыл бұрын
on this episode of 'Kyle is a Sociopath' : "i dont really care, i just wanted that pizza"
@trenthanson43223 жыл бұрын
I won't argue it isn't sociopathic, but you'd best not argue it wasn't funny.
@BlackrockLobbyist3 жыл бұрын
@@trenthanson4322 oh its hilarious, don't get me wrong.
@duh_dyl4 жыл бұрын
I'm with woody on this one, I was on a red-eye flight from Minneapolis to London middle of the last row, buddy in front reclined his chair, that's how it goes when you fly on the cheap
@OrderRealm4 жыл бұрын
Simple as
@Keithjustkeithwastaken4 жыл бұрын
@SupremePrestige right rip community
@MCLuviin4 жыл бұрын
3 row ground rule: window gets window to lean on. Middle gets both armrests. Aisle gets bonus legroom.
@jollygrapefruit7864 жыл бұрын
Why the fuck should I let some boomer take my armrest
@Pippin2luv4 жыл бұрын
Window seat all the way. I need that wall to lean on
@s.h.7234 жыл бұрын
Bro if you cover your arm rest AND mine, there’s going to be beef.
@Explosivenothingness4 жыл бұрын
Fuck that. I'm taller than 99.9% of all people. I'm taking all the room and the rest can go die in a fire for all I care.
@jonathanday45534 жыл бұрын
@@s.h.723 Hahahahahaha
@tikemanski35484 жыл бұрын
*Scuffed Steve Jobs* didn't enjoy that lady's leaning into his Cx community.
@josephvanas63524 жыл бұрын
depending on the flight the person in front of me actually cant recline because my knees are so smashed in to the seat back there is nowhere for them to recline too.
@snoopers3604 жыл бұрын
You can ask for as many snacks as you want lol
@barryallen94664 жыл бұрын
Some flight attendants be stingy though
@rare59604 жыл бұрын
Barry Allen Nah in first class he means it’s crazy you wouldn’t know
@barryallen94664 жыл бұрын
@@rare5960 you're right, I wouldn't, as I can't afford to fly first class anywhere. Whats crazy is that you assume everyone has the means to fly first class... condescending dickhead.
@AlexanderSimic4 жыл бұрын
@@barryallen9466 I flew first class once but only because they upgraded me for free. Only losers waste money on that nonsense. U want to sit in the back of the plane by an exit. If there is a plane crash people sitting in the front of the plane have a way less chance of living
@Tehmpted4 жыл бұрын
@@AlexanderSimic hate to say it but if theres a plane crash no one making it out
@RippedNerdyKid4 жыл бұрын
My dad taught me to put the seat back early as well😂😂 works everytime
@christianperez7846 Жыл бұрын
If I recline on a flight I ask the person behind me if it’s okay. If it’s not, that’s it. There’s no reason to one, not communicate with the person behind you; or two, put your seat back in to someone’s space without knowing if they’re cool with it
@cavecanem17414 жыл бұрын
Woody is tweaking hard
@beegpink-johnson63442 жыл бұрын
Tweaking is life.
@fairday25704 жыл бұрын
Ugh, once I had to fly from California to Boston in the middle seat between two Wings of Redemption (almost) sized gentlemen. Needless to say it was fuckin horrible. 🤢
@WeHaveNoTalentSorry3 жыл бұрын
I'm 6'7. Last time I flew, my knees were JAMMED into the seat ahead of me.... THEN they tried to recline. I had to apologize that I literally couldn't fit in the seat as was. I had to half stand all the way to DC. I'll never do it again.
@ViolentKisses874 жыл бұрын
I think we are overlooking the obvious solution, leave a flaming basket of severed heads of airlines executives at the corporate headquarters. Each additional severed head for represents an extra inch of legroom requested.
@rallygsixtwo48364 жыл бұрын
You look exactly like the type of person I would expect to say something that cringy 😂
@trevorkolmatycki40424 жыл бұрын
There is a word for a guy like that... it starts with C and rhymes with Hunt.
@ccubsfan944 жыл бұрын
If I lean back, I ask, last time I did I didn't even notice but it was Danica Patrick. Flight attendant told me it was her as we deplaned.
@ReinhardOrDieTrying4 жыл бұрын
the second video, i was on a flight to poland during that storm coming from dublin, I nearly passed out from motion sickness.
@bambambigelow1874 жыл бұрын
Who lit up kyle, his eye has a huge bruise around it.
@crunch98764 жыл бұрын
alright ok probably the cops
@garyking19864 жыл бұрын
I'm guessing whoever he stole pizza from
@CGoody5644 жыл бұрын
Considering there is no bruise at all, I'd assume no one.
@robertblowstein72914 жыл бұрын
kyle seems like the person who gets hit a lot
@joeybaldarelli66204 жыл бұрын
Considering he calls people who dont want to overpay for first class degenerates I'm not surprised he got clocked
@TedBackus2 жыл бұрын
i could never sleep on flights. i am mortified of flying, so much so that i havent flown since pre 9/11. but when i had to go to our house in south carolina, or go to florida, id just drive it, because when id get off the plane in the N carolina airport, my shirt was more sweat marks than it was dry shirt
@SilentProtagonist87 Жыл бұрын
the amount of times woody repeats what kyle just said and thinks he came up with it
@MlSTERSANDMAN4 жыл бұрын
My thought is it's ok to recline because everyone has equal opportunity to recline. Therefore I recline (mostly when I sleep though). That bneing said, that last row shouldn't exist because that man has no opportunity to recline - but the airliner needs to make as much money as possible to it keeps that last row. He could have handled it better by explaining his situation to the woman saying he has way less space than the other passengers because he is last row.
@Belnick66664 жыл бұрын
so you are saying just because the person in front of you want to recline then YOU must recline too? kinda annoying if you are working with stuff or doing something. Just because everyone can do something does not make it right for someone to force other to do it
@MlSTERSANDMAN4 жыл бұрын
Didn't say you MUST recline, just that it is equal opportunity to do so. Thus, if you both recline you cancel out having lost space due to the person in front reclining.
@JohnnyYK4 жыл бұрын
2:26 ooooh Mr. money bags flying first class you don’t have to flex on us poors woody.
@scubasteve74393 жыл бұрын
This is situation where appearing offline doesnt fuckin stop it
@TyroneOne3 жыл бұрын
Ok now I believe woody has Tourette’s his eyebrows are really checking me out
@9bang884 жыл бұрын
Kyle has told that pizza story before. except they called a prostitute on them and also took the second pizza. maybe these are just two similar stories, idk.
@labelkilled3 жыл бұрын
I came to write this. Weird.
@marfnl24 жыл бұрын
2:33 altho understandable to think that it's also very rude and a bit stupid. In my eyes, the chair only moves back because it was made like that a long time ago. Some years ago the seat arrangement on airplanes was less cramped, so you had more space. this has changed you now have like 10~25cm less space. Add to this than people have been growing higher and bigger. Now why are airplanes not removing the future? Easy 1: It costs money, 2: Chairs stockpiled and are made to specifications. A crapton of tests have to be done if you want to modify that chair, that costs a Lot of $$$$, 3: its a luxury (one that is stupid but hey. it is like a free candy, it doesn't matter that it's a grows old candy as long as it's free) 4: Politics! if they change it there is a GIANT Risk of a LOT of people complaining there taking away your rights. In reality, it's taking away a luxury and just think of the headline airplane companies caved in to assholes than want to take away your rights, and of cores, the airplane companies agree because they make money on it... -_-
@luccianomolaro71144 жыл бұрын
I want to see the whole altercation was this only because she put the seat back or is there more to it.
@ArmaliteLover4 жыл бұрын
I bet kyle only watches snakes on a plane wen he flies and didnt want to tell us his secret
@ok56184 жыл бұрын
That greasy robot guy interrupted every 5 seconds
@eliassanchez75864 жыл бұрын
In his defense kyle, woody, and Taylor always interrupt guests lol
@DBXLabs3 жыл бұрын
7:45 Woody dines on lunch... ...Twice
@kungflufighter11844 жыл бұрын
It’s the airlines fault for being too cheap to let the back seats retract. I wish this shit happened more often so they would have to fix it
@-WhiskeyAndSteel-4 жыл бұрын
I did the same pizza thing kyle did outside of a casino in Atlantic City. The pizza guy didnt care at all that I didn't order it.
@DonDiesel8854 жыл бұрын
atlantic city rocks
@diychad72684 жыл бұрын
how did he even know
@-WhiskeyAndSteel-4 жыл бұрын
@@diychad7268 he asked us if we ordered a pizza as we were walking out. We said no but we will buy it. Lol. We probably bought a pizza that was already paid for but we didnt care at the time. Just haveing fun.
@-WhiskeyAndSteel-4 жыл бұрын
@@DonDiesel885 you from Jersey?
@Jackson-ng5ui4 жыл бұрын
I thought it was Wings in the thumbnail lol
@chrisschmitt28952 жыл бұрын
robot is passive aggressive
@dannydts15014 жыл бұрын
6:25 big fax. Do it all the time
@chuckmangione43823 жыл бұрын
The last row is the most likely to survive an emergency landing, the rest of the plane has to hit the ground first.
@wll15002 жыл бұрын
That's not why. Actually, in a normal landing, the rear landing gear touches first.
@dynamichunter8433 жыл бұрын
The worst thing about airplane seats is that if you're 6 foot or taller you have no headrest. It's like awkwardly at your neck. Also knees touching the seat in front of you is unacceptable. The airlines are price gouging
@somebodysthrowaway4 жыл бұрын
My family always fly in coach. We're all 6Ft+ we also do the cheap flights and just buy the seat next to us for the extra space. 1st class has degenerates too
@bflatmusic81234 жыл бұрын
10:50 Filthy literally did not pay attention to the last 10 minutes when they each described what they think is acceptable.
@firesly1 Жыл бұрын
Hmm in this version of Kyles stealing Pizza story he only took it once and didn't call a prostitute sting and have them sent to there room. Funny how memories change
@NoFlu4 жыл бұрын
3:03 Oh jeez Kyle, how'd you come up with that number....
Why does filthy look like he’s been through 5 rounds of leukemia
@mattp6034 жыл бұрын
has woody got tourettes
@chadhiggins71712 жыл бұрын
Yes legitimately.
@JamesKelly06284 жыл бұрын
Filthy Robot is 100% correct. Woodys also right the guy in the back just had to accept he got a bad seat. I’d have turned around and TKO’d him.
@Keithjustkeithwastaken4 жыл бұрын
why should he just accept it clearly he didnt have to and didnt if she can recline it why can i not push it back?
@burnsloads4 жыл бұрын
If you get the back seat, deal with it. If he doesn't, then every seat in coach on his side would have to move forward.
@christycreighton22564 жыл бұрын
its called the human centipede concept
@SeemsLogical4 жыл бұрын
Some background context is that the lady has a herniated disc or something so she requires to be seated at an incline in order to relieve pain. The guy DID ask her to move her seat up while he eats, she waited til she thought he was done (didn't actively check) and reclined back to her original position. Guy tapped on her seat to give her the subtle hint and even spoke up a few times (rudely) about her behaviors inconveniencing him. What your seeing is when she didn't get the subtle hint so he started doing it more aggressively. Stewardess comes by to address the situation. The only blame I can give the guy is that he should have asked to get a different seat when the stewardess came by. Lady clearly wasn't going to put her seat up and felt entitled to recline her seat back without informing the guy about her situation. Guy is expected to just read her mind and go "Oh your comfort is way more important than that of my own, please, give me dead leg for the next few hours so your back doesn't hurt to bad."
@CGoody5644 жыл бұрын
She'd be entitled to recline her seat even if she didn't need to for pain; tough luck for the dude behind her. Cry my a river. This is ridiculous and childish.
@DesertEagleSam4 жыл бұрын
Yea ,many problems in the world could be solved with the power of communication
@Keithjustkeithwastaken4 жыл бұрын
@@CGoody564 entitled in what way cause clearly she wasnt entitled when she wasnt able to do it lol
@J_Clean_19963 жыл бұрын
"Extreme Porn" is an open tab on the person's computer above the turbulence video...
@nickc40634 жыл бұрын
Treat people how you want to be treated. So the guy is treating her like an asshole and she’s treating him like a asshole
@luisramos41473 жыл бұрын
Literally no one: Taylor: “Would you like to talk about semen retention?” Give that man a raise😆 3:35
@Friday_WasTaken4 жыл бұрын
arnt the last row seats cheaper? if so you get what you pay for, if not, then fuck i dont know :)
@joshuajim653 жыл бұрын
I walk.
@nonamernobrainer8464 жыл бұрын
How hard is it to ask "Hey man, do you mind if I recline the seat?" with a warm :) in your face?
@rodzila83144 жыл бұрын
Because you don't have to ask for permission to use the thing in your seat . Or do you ask the rest of the plane if you can turn on the light to read? Those shit only incline like 15° too is not that bad
@JuggusNawt4 жыл бұрын
The guy had plenty of room
@TCOTEevari4 жыл бұрын
You have clearly never flown
@bigchungus24624 жыл бұрын
@@TCOTEevari it's not like the guy had no room but reclining on any airline I've ever flown doesnt do much anyways. To me anyways it's always been hard to notice and I'm a big dude myself.
@Belnick66664 жыл бұрын
are you a tiny person or something? im 6*4 and cant even walk straight
@JuggusNawt4 жыл бұрын
@@Belnick6666 6,1
@beardywally4 жыл бұрын
Anyone else think Kyle's mannerisms are just like joe Rogan? Hes joe Rogan with hair lol
@tikemanski35484 жыл бұрын
The way he will grab the mic, then quietly lean in to make a statement or start a story. Yes. Partial *Roe Jogan.*
@beardywally4 жыл бұрын
@@tikemanski3548 I'm glad someone else sees it 😂😂😂
@joaquinsantanache78734 жыл бұрын
Guess I’m a degenerate because I cannot afford first class.
@ajax543 жыл бұрын
Yes exactly
@UnbelievablyGauche3 жыл бұрын
Filthy is 100% wrong. Woody is 100% correct. Last seat is just unlucky.
@rajgill75764 жыл бұрын
So fpsrussia just does like.. podcasts and shit now?
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend4 жыл бұрын
Raj Gill yeah man he just started it like over 7 years ago.
@rajgill75764 жыл бұрын
@@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend f r e s h!!!
@ysw20004 жыл бұрын
I get what you’re saying. But woody, if you use the m4 (especially if it’s gold) you can jump off the motherfucking rust tower.
@thescelo85624 жыл бұрын
Woody would be that guy huh
@CGoody5644 жыл бұрын
That domino's pizza story was hilarious
@TheOne23_4 жыл бұрын
Only on long overnight flights can the seat go back
@KipomoVideos4 жыл бұрын
T D virgin Atlantic don’t let you recline like this in coach
@TheOne23_4 жыл бұрын
That sucks, I normally fly Qantas as I’m in Australia. The seats have so much more room. I was in North America over Xmas and damn you guys have small as seats but some damn big people 😂
@TheOne23_4 жыл бұрын
Samuel .
@KipomoVideos4 жыл бұрын
@@TheOne23_ I'm English so I only fly when going abroad, I flew Virgin in Feb but Ryanair's seats are pretty good for what they are
@dmurphy15784 жыл бұрын
I have shoved chairs back to near straight up on more than one occasion. After a death stare nothing happened
@Altair46114 жыл бұрын
Well she knew she was being obnoxious, if she didn't know then she wouldn't be recording to capture that reaction of his.
@Nedshnibley4 жыл бұрын
there's a folder you see on the bookmark bar that just says extreme porn lol
@rare59604 жыл бұрын
Haha woody is a 16 yr old in a 40 yr old body
@andremartins154 жыл бұрын
holy hell, filthy robot, how'd get get on there? used to watch his civ 5 streams.
@possum-king24164 жыл бұрын
ew, woody is the type to use the auto in csgo
@MGS254 жыл бұрын
If filthy is 6'2 , then his chair is 8'6
@redbatch1004 жыл бұрын
3:15 you three can't say the word degenerate. we know what your search history looks like, and we are disgusted.
@SilientShadow4 жыл бұрын
I don't know what the laws are in the location where that plane touched down, but I hope there were local law enforcement waiting to take that man into custody.
@dartdeity79193 жыл бұрын
Why?
@beegpink-johnson63442 жыл бұрын
1:43 far from being big, he’s a democrat dweeb
@carlosdanger46484 жыл бұрын
Joker was dog shit
@diychad72684 жыл бұрын
anybody ever seen this "Kitty"?
@ct5784 жыл бұрын
DIY Chad 726 are you asking if people have seen Paintball Kitty, who has appeared in many videos and been a guest multiple times? No, not ever, she’s made up.
@diychad72684 жыл бұрын
@@ct578 im talking about whatever Kitty that kyle referres to here and there......was just looking for an answer......if i wanted to hear a smart ass i woulda asked a democrat.......mayb thats where i messed up........so her name is paintball kitty with a british accent huh??
@CbfYo4 жыл бұрын
yes mate and i had a 3some with her. busted inside with just the nuts hanging out.
@911WASanINSIDEjob4204 жыл бұрын
first? heyo
@jesuslightsmyway4 жыл бұрын
Just buy those little plastic seat lockers, you drop em in the persons seat and they cant recline the seat, problem solved. Before i even take off, I'd talk to the person infront of me and try to come to a mutal aggreement, maybe a hour reclined then a hour un reclined. etc. Something instead of acting like 2 12 year olds
@Keithjustkeithwastaken4 жыл бұрын
@@meowfaceification or i just stop them from reclining becuase you actually dont have that right since i stopped it in a manner that you have to deal with just like id have to deal with the reclining good luck with you imagination though
@GraveMemories3 жыл бұрын
@@meowfaceification fat people should have their own planes imo
@GreyGulagGoon4 жыл бұрын
SSJ LUL
@Belnick66664 жыл бұрын
unless it is a 8h + flight why are the chairs not locked so they cant go back? im 6'4 and had some people trying to move their chair and they cant, my knees are in the way, sometimes they relent, sometimes they think the chair is broken and call the stewardess or steward to check it out, they looked at me once and i point to my knees and the stewardess told the other guy the chair was broken :) Once a guy got up and were gonna say something to me, but before he did i stood up and asked if he could move so i could go to the toilet, he was tiny, like 6'0 or smaller and just sat down, came back and he had not pushed back his chair and he did not try it during the entire flight. Maybe it helped that i been an athlete since i was 6 years old and were around 300lbs at that time(pause from martial art and did mostly lifting weights) :P so yea most ppl are tiny to me, my knees often enough to prevent people from pushing back their chair
@rodzila83144 жыл бұрын
Because they are not going to invest in a system to lock seat only on short flight just because one tall asshole, not that hard to understand.
@24hoursofwin4 жыл бұрын
Woah we got a tough guy here
@schizoposting4 жыл бұрын
you sure are hung up on size there pal. compensating? I think so.
@Keithjustkeithwastaken4 жыл бұрын
@@meowfaceification you are so pathetic its hilarious you are not enlightened to recline as this man proved