PKA Reacts to Crazy Reddit Stories (Compilation)

[@PKAClips]

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[@thsimpsonsguy]

I love how woody always reads out the TLDR even though he has already read the entire story lol

[@nesageera]

I just skip forward every time hes about to open his mouth. Cant stand the retard, no offense to retarded people.

[@FumblsTheSniper]

TL;DR Woody is woody

[@blastfromthepast7119]

Its good to appreciate the tldrs accuracy

[@basedack]

It helps just as a quick reminder if you want to talk about it.

[@posaune45]

Don’t pretend like you don’t read the tldr you racoon.

[@----redacted---]

The best pka guest of all time... The comedian who doesn't tell any jokes and refuses to laugh at any jokes that make him feel "icky"

[@brodude9208]

Taylor is not a guest​@@MeMyself_andAI

[@Might.B.Housey_]

If you think Destiny doesn’t laugh at “icky” jokes, you’ve obviously never gotten familiar with his content lol. Or are you just taking the fact that he’s liberal and then projecting your stereotype onto him like a 4 year old?

[@----redacted---]

@@Might.B.Housey_ I'm actually somewhat familiar with destiny's content, at least familiar enough to know that he's in no way a comedian, he's a political commentator. What's hilarious is that I was talking about Hofstetter. And you immediately jumped to your Internet-crush's defense. So what was that you were saying about projection again?

[@amerimangaka]

​@@Might.B.Housey_honestly props for not deleting your dog shit comment after getting blown the fuck out so hard

[@Dylan-td1hm]

@@Might.B.Housey_bro at no point was talking about destiny. If you love destiny so much you want to defend him when he’s not even a topic of conversation maybe you should look more at yourself then others

[@potatoanus7206]

The way Steve can’t handle Kyle’s joke is infuriating. 18:00

[@austingardiner6880]

Most things Steve does are infuriating. He's a shit guest, and a worse comedian.

[@Connection-Lost]

He's a known sellout. He says and does whatever the current thing is, always agreeing with whatever the media tells him is acceptable. No independent thought. Also he's not funny on stage and flips out easily at hecklers who bring up his heritage.

[@austingardiner6880]

@@Connection-Lost which is exactly why woody likes him so much. They're cut from the same cloth

[@ksiaa814]

If it wasn't for Woody's wife he probably wouldn't be so left leaning ​@@austingardiner6880

[@kevinwalter2674]

I have a visceral reaction to boastful click bait video titles, so I hated Steve the first time I saw one of his "Comedian OWNS heckler with SAVAGE comeback!" Videos.

[@tonyros9149]

2 Woodys, miracle someone else got a word in

[@FedkaSlovanich]

oh god i just noticed steve lurking in the corner, the podcast angle of death

[@thomasb8733]

Dear lord Milo gives the most deranged and horrible advice I have ever heard

[@heyjoji1954]

Yeah no the dude may be a trip to hang with but I hope NO one takes his advice. Hell I don’t even believe if he believe it”

[@ksiaa814]

Milo has too much videos about him literally describing how much of a disgusting individual he is.

[@LiterallyPluto]

33:55 Used the term Chad. Story 100% bullshit

[@Connection-Lost]

Believe it or not the name Chad has existed for hundreds of years, short for Chadwick.

[@DiabloMet]

In regards to the woman who is Christian and won't put out, I think the dude should definitely drop her, for her's sake. She's made up her mind to do the right thing and you're going to be constantly attempting to corrupt her. The fact homie even wrote in is a great sign that he isn't willing to respect her decision and he is obviously very appalled at the idea of monogamy. He should ask himself if he actually loves her or not, and based on that it seems he doesn't. The fact they made it this far is very telling, and I imagine he knew this and thought he could change her. What an awful concept. Dude needs to break up with her, for her sake, and reveluate.

[@DustyCartoon]

Dumb take

[@DiabloMet]

@DustyCartoon how

[@DustyCartoon]

@@DiabloMet saying she's doing the "right thing" and he's "corrupting her" is just retarded cause everyone has sex and most chick's that say they're waiting for marriage will, like woody said, do everything but sex

[@SQBeastly]

Dr.Ratsman almost made me spit water all over myself.

[@MoggerNChief]

The cut to tucker ranting drunk asf and bitching at woody is so fucking funny

[@kingcreed348]

@32:29 so basically he found out his fiance is a scumbag. Well, saved himself some money from filing for divorce.

[@jakepowell1120]

"If I'm dreaming why would i have steve on the show?" Is possibly the only fuuny or entertaining thing I've ever heard steve say on the show.

[@MrDilkington15]

Destiny hasn't even got bad vibes for all his gfs boyfriends

[@jacsmith2217]

He doesn’t have a gf? She ran off with her boyfriend

[@John-mf1sz]

@@jacsmith2217Her girlfriend’s boyfriend, actually. Wait, sorry, I think I just had a stroke.

[@JoeBob-m7t]

Woody legit believes anything he reads online. He is the old boomer he talks about.

[@GenericProtagonist7]

I cannot believe Woody was the one to address the fact that the gay father was literally cheating on his wife. The fact that he's bi or whatever somehow makes it okay to Taylor or Kyle.

[@j.c.d.3399]

The ten year reddit story is bullshit lmao. The most reddit loser lingo in it, its a well established trope.

[@JackHGUK]

Trust me, can't remember the language he used but alarm bells were ringing as soon as he said he fended off multiple dickhead boyfriends, nice guy energy through the roof.

[@stagenine4702]

when a reddit post reads like a book there's a 99% chance it's completely fabricated bullshit

[@douggaudiosi14]

My buddy lost him family to a drunk driver and shot himself in the mouth with a rifle and relived his entire 30 years of existence in 3 months. Up until the point he pulled the trigger and he snapped out of his coma. He was able to remember things we talked about when we children and the prices of things from 20+ years ago. All his memories where like they whete yesterday. The brain is a weird and magnificent organ

[@isaacballs]

The story is prob fake but I think it could be possible not 10 full fledged detailed years that you can remember but maybe like a near death dmt release.

[@j.c.d.3399]

@@douggaudiosi14See that is a much more believable story. Getting beat up by a football player on campus sounds like something from a 90s movie. Remembering is a thing the brain is fantastic at, I would believe this other guy's story more if it was that, but a full fledged imagined life is ridiculous.

[@ziggiesaquaticexotics8270]

22:00 😮 dam dude do I have rabis?! Oh lol no I’m just addicted to opiates 😂

[@Johnny_Pballs]

I feel your pain😂 I would cut off a few fingers to be freed from this hell..got off fent but having a hell of a time trying to get off methadone

[@douggaudiosi14]

38:28 that milo dude looks extremely sick or like he's on hard drug's. Either way he meeds to seek help

[@manman-fq4zw]

he was exposed as a pedophilia advocate and an open antisemite. dudes just a mess. he is also, somehow, now the chief of staff at yeezy.

[@quiggs8361]

Why? Cuz his eyes look kind of dark? I dunno, man

[@christianharris4124]

Keep up the great work

[@legend3061]

That second one with the guy hit by the football player is clearly just a creative writing excercise. Come on, guys...

[@vaporfarts]

It's literally a Star Trek:the next generation episode. Just rewritten. One of the best episodes tbh. S5 e25

[@subpar-]

yeah i only hear that kind of thing with hard drugs and even then it’s iffy

[@FrenchyMcToast]

I absolutely believe that the second life dream story was real because _I've_ had dreams like that, albeit on a smaller scale. I've gotten up and gone through an entire day at school, a totally normal day, and immediately when I lay down to go to sleep, my step mother comes in to wake me up to go to school. It turned out that my dream and reality were intersecting and she actually was trying to wake me up while I was talking to her from _within my dream,_ complaining that I just came back from school. I don't really remember my dreams anymore, so nothing like that has ever happened again. That's also the only time I've ever talked in my sleep as far as I know.

[@godawgs1236]

Aronund 2:32:02 -22 Woody screaming like a child laughing like a maniac at Kyle’s dorky jokes 😂

[@Imugi007]

Is nobody gonna say anything about Kyle's lucid dreaming? That's terrifying... Is that a fantasy of his?

[@Dylan-td1hm]

He did say “I’ve been to prison, I know about this” he could be projecting himself into a power role because of being a victim. But more likely he’s just saying a messed up joke to make everyone uncomfortable because you can’t argue with what he’s saying

[@AboveAverageGamer1]

Low testosterone ass comments, you never dreamed of ravishing a hot blonde as she begs for you to stop until she cums and then cries for more? Not saying you'd do it, but like your brain has never given you primal dreams? That's so foreign to me

[@based-ys9um]

We all think that

[@Imugi007]

@@based-ys9um no. No we do not.

[@zerker08]

16:40 what?

[@godzuki2099]

33:26 its better to know, walk away and try again

[@BigDaddyTony24]

Honestly man you’re doing gods work, I’ve never watched a live PKA episode so these clips are constantly giving fans such good content. I hope you mama money off of this so it keeps going.

[@Nukes75]

Pka isn't live?

[@djcook]

@@Nukes75he prolly meant a full one

[@godzuki2099]

37:57 sounds like "panteonera" like... Cemetery weed, crappiest skunk variety

[@kingcreed348]

Or just him taking too big of a hit without being a usual smoker.

[@douggaudiosi14]

14:00 ive done 120x salvia multiple times and experienced extreme time dilation. I wasa king of a castle and had an entire multi day long battle against orcs. And as my castle fell n generals died (my friends in the room) i slowly started to come back. Ive had several other experiences of time dialation aswell

[@Texasplit]

If Kyle looks at you and punches himself, RUN!

[@saya23445]

Doctor Ratsman 😂😂😂

[@Thunderalpacka223]

Steve Hofstetter is still one of the WORST guests that's been on the show. He's so hard to tolerate and be subjected to

[@FedkaSlovanich]

everytime i see him in a thimbnail i physically flinch

[@Shambley1]

I kind of understand the guy who got knocked out and had a family. I had a trip one time that was like an hour long but in my mind I lived like 2 years of a different life. I had a family and everything. The difference is when I woke up I was like whoa that was crazy and then moved on with my normal life.

[@joshuab4586]

Man, Steve Hoffstetter is just sooooooo funny, definitely need to have him on the show more

[@AlSimic]

Good joke 😆

[@Connection-Lost]

On his youtube highlight clips he "roasts hecklers" but there's a specific one where he flips out when a guy notices his heritage...

[@joshuab4586]

@@Connection-Lost so many of his hecklers seem like plants, I went through a phase of watching his stuff when he first got popular, but his jokes are always the same: offended Liberal crybully

[@Connection-Lost]

Hofstetter is such a duck

[@quiggs8361]

Lmao……. “QUACK!”

[@campfiresedge9395]

So woody read that old creepy pasta thinking it is real! 😂

[@JdmgjnFjahgks]

Love how Kyle identifies with the deeply in the closet guy. He feels so strongly about it lmao. Just come out kyle

[@BigSmoke-og4yu]

I need the supplement that Kyle was talking about

[@NF5000-r5e]

Gorilla dream on Gorilla mind/Gorilla mode. Pka is sponsored by them. I have a bunch of their products and they work. Gorilla dream helps me sleep but I need to experiment with the dreaming

[@Psneudo]

Did I hear that right? "When my daughter was 2, she bore me a son"? 8:33 😅

[@mrastronaut9078]

Rabies technically doesn’t have a 100% mortality rate, but the survivors are so rare, that while the rate technically isn’t 100%, it effectively is.

[@briann420]

When I’m flying in my dreams I always have to like swoop up and down but I still never go more than 10-20 feet high, and I always follow the highway and it’s very scary when you cross the bridges, they are very high and narrow.

[@Razzbow]

For the gay dad story. The outing wouldn't have been what ended the marrage. The decision of the dad to cheat was.

[@rubiconoutdoors3492]

"Hees the only guy in that corner" 😂

[@joeleonard9965]

Seeing a NHTSA ad was hilarious

[@sallyspits]

Kyle is a man of taste. Grape is a lot of fun when you're dreaming.

[@-Jeff222-]

woodrow 1:21:43 tell your wife what you’ve been doing and leave the boy out of it!

[@TEEDUBS]

Here again to say that Steve is one of the worst guests ever

[@jakebaker4066]

I’ve had reoccurring dreams of different situations and I try to gain control. I’ve got ptsd from them. I just turned 30 and sometimes I’ve had them every few years. Good thing the one super nightmare only repeated 3 times up until maybe 15. But the dreams when I fall back into a life or a weird situation, I have a couple storylines that show up every year or so I will revisit that world. It’s exactly the same. Probably based on emotion. The thing is you could never describe the faces. I try to read clocks or letters so discern if it’s real or not but I don’t realize till I’m about to wake.

[@jakesteele4047]

Damn schizophrenia sounds crazy fam hang in there

[@douggaudiosi14]

​@jakesteele4047 that doesn't sound anything like schizophrenia

[@briann420]

I go to the same dreamworld almost every night.

[@jakesteele4047]

@@douggaudiosi14 🤓

[@cheifbrownrabbit3986]

I had a dmt trip were I lived about 15 years in 20 minutes but it was so mundane, just day to day stuff. The weirdest this was when I came back, I had to remember that I was in my friends home and the people around me were my friends

[@Dylan-td1hm]

I once came out of a trip felt that same way like I had to force myself to remember they were my friends so I dropped all of them because if I had to force it and not just know then there’s a problem. Because I knew I loved my wife the moment I came to.

[@Pink_Panzer]

2:57:27 that's no Christian god for sure.

[@gskate117]

When I was a kid I had a dream that the girl from a series of unfortunate events was my girlfriend woke up to my first heartbreak😂

[@empdsayno4147]

best ad compilation ive ever seen

[@JamesFoley-zq4ow]

Time dilation could def exist like that ever did salvia?

[@kadencasteel6172]

There's 2 Woody's!!!

[@ashtonvalentine7496]

I totally forgot about the episode where that gay dude milo I guess and Kyle flirted the whole time 😂

[@cale115]

It’s clearly not 100%, it’s curable. It’s only fatal if completely untreated, which many other things are as welll, like many severely venomous snake bites that unventilated.

[@subpar-]

it’s scary it’s because it’s hard to spot

[@cameronreiss1129]

Kyle and his takes especially on sex, are the Reddit story equivalent

[@subpar-]

he is basically still a high schooler

[@coderedskyrim]

1:50:00 one of the best segments of all time had me fucking rolling

[@MarkTravis-l6g]

Theres no way Kyle has lucid dreams with all the pot he smokes. That must be from when he was on probation.

[@leonbarry5403]

6:25 I believe its smaller brains but more active parts. They found out recently that our brains have hemisphere's because of breeding with neanderthal. Pure homo sapiens have smooth brains. And those who have more neanderthal genetics are more artistic.

[@bfairchilds2283]

Armadillo cary lepercy, not the plague

[@wingusdingus9447]

The dream one kind of gets me because I've tried DMT and now I'm pretty open to the idea this is some kind of simulation. I went somewhere that felt more familiar and real than life itself. It wasn't like acid or shrooms. I felt like I overdosed on reality itself. I don't know what to think of it except "ok".

[@HolyBruh123]

What do you mean open to the idea? This is a simulation. You're just an awareness in a medium of matter to which we apply it. Don't forget that, that's what you are. If not, you're just an ignorant set of potentialities lost in the game of the simulation.

[@STOPSYPHER]

The worst part of rabies isn’t even dying. It’s the process your mind is put through as you get there. I’ve experienced psychotic delirium like that. I’d rather die than be stuck in that. There’s only one or two documented survivors of rabies.

[@skytronixgaming8724]

"When my daughter was 2 she bore me a son" your daughter did WHAT

[@TheColonelAutumn]

The second one. Is easily true. I had a dream that felt like 6 months. I got promoted and met a woman. I was ready to propose to her. But when i got home in the dream the house was empty and the outside light kept getting brighter and was making the indoors turn white. I turned around and saw her and pleaded to her that i dont want this to be a dream and begged to know if she was real. She just smiled and i opened my eyes and cried.

[@kissfan8675309]

Lamp dude has major issues and is a threat to society.

[@DiabloMet]

The drugging store is ridiculous, I practically shower my wife in pot when she's in a mood

[@ScotSpelman]

13:17 I disagree with Kyle because that kind of time dialation is possible to that degree and more

[@przemyslaw_teo_kocyba]

Video at 2:03:15 - Haha, pre-puberty Taylor xD

[@John-mf1sz]

Does everyone really have these ultra vivid dreams? I almost never remember mine; and if I do it’s bits and fragments. I’ve only had a handful that were intensely vivid and that was because I was woken up abruptly. I know it has to do with if you’re actually in REM sleep or not, but still. I basically never remember my dreams. I do remember the only time I had a lucid dream though. I was a kid and realized I was dreaming (literally the only time it’s ever happened to me) and flew around. I still remember it being so strange. It felt like it was taxing my mind because it wasn’t like you’d figure. I wasn’t flying around familiar locations or anything. I was just flying through geometrical shapes and abstractions. Like a PS1 game that didn’t load right and glitched out. Almost as if I had to actually visualize what I wanted to see and apparently that was too difficult for me as a 9 year old. Lmao. I have had a lot of terrible nightmares as an adult about hell since then though. Those are the only ones I ever remember.

[@xForbin99]

Yeah I have super vivid dreams every single night. My best friend never dreams though.

[@Howl805]

Every once in a while (lately every week) I get a different vivid dream. Sometimes I have dreams that repeat themselves. So for instance, last night I had a dream that was almost identical to one I had 2 or 3 years ago just slightly different. Same premise, same location, different hidden details. I’m on some giant weird island. I start out exploring looking around before I get to a river with a stone wall/rockface/ cliff. I cross the River and then climb the rockface and get to the top before walking down the path (although in last nights there was the addition of alligators in the river and for some reason Kanye was talking about a bunch of nonsense on why alligators wouldn’t be there and wether they’d be alligators. Weird stuff. Anyway, I get to the top and search some bags with different merch and little collectible figures that I somehow recognize in the dream even though they’ve never existed.) to a giant modern style building. The building has some really nice architecture and a big glass front with a pool the size of a lake. I tiptoe around the border of the house just above the pool and find myself looking at an outdoor patio and a glass wall that looks into a large open living room. I walk towards the glass and peer in and see two people preoccupied with each other on the coach and turn around to see a woman walking around searching certain areas like the outdoor washroom with a gun. As if she’s on patrol. In my first dream I sneak away and slip into the water and try to avoid them but get caught. In this one I try to sneak up on her and overwhelmed her grabbing the gun and shooting her. This alerts another guard and my gun is out of ammo now. He leads me to a room at gunpoint and just as I’m contemplating escaping and think about swimming away since it’s an island, I wake up.

[@John-mf1sz]

@@Howl805 Yeah, see, that’s wild to me. I essentially have never had a dream that In which I remember that amount of detail. I’ve had reoccurring dreams before, maybe 6-7 times in the past decade; where I’m being chased by wolves and eventually they catch up to me and start biting me. But that’s not even remotely as detailed as what you’re talking about. I wish I dreamt like that, honestly. Thanks for sharing though 👍🏼

[@leonbarry5403]

Anytime I lucid dream there is a pogo stick I use to bounce miles into the air. Sometimes the drop is so strong I shoot up out of bed because it feels like my organs are up in my mouth because of the G force.

[@LemmyGibbler]

Funny how never having played a game on a PC since wolfenstein makes me the nerd lol

[@Tspang42]

Anytime anyone shoots a opossum I feel so sad. They are truly amazing animals. They eat so many bugs and really don’t carry many extremely harmful diseases. Also armadillos carry leprosy not the plague😂

[@604cpr]

Apparently there are now 29 rabies survivors, and a protocol of aggressive antivirals are used with other treatments.

[@christianstainazfischer]

The first one sounds like a pretty reasonable salvia trip

[@Xverol]

The one were they got someone else's baby?

[@christianstainazfischer]

@@Xverol nah I hear one where this dude lived like an entire life as a fish, had a fish wife, fish children etc. One day some godlike being plucked the fish out of the water and was speaking to him in this foreign language until it started to sound like ‘bro how was it?’ or something like that. The world slowly went back to normal and the gods were just his friends inquiring about his trip, and then he freaked out, panicking about his wife and kids and stuff, and eventually came back to reality within a few minutes

[@leonbarry5403]

​@@christianstainazfischerlol my only time try salvia I lived as a fisherman on the bearing sea.

[@jasongarvin4919]

In pool sometimes depending on house rules you have to call your pockets on every shot

[@Connection-Lost]

There are no house rules in a random ass bar. It would have to be a pool hall. Not just a place with one table off in a side room.

[@mouseman2807]

So where is there real kid?

[@user-bi4sn2eh9g]

their*

[@JabbaThaGut]

They're 🤡🤡​@@user-bi4sn2eh9g

[@Kev_O3]

It's me I'm all good thanks

[@hunterl1551]

​@@Kev_O3😂

[@commissaryarrick9670]

Epstein island probably or somewhere similar

[@-Jeff222-]

10:58 really stupid story woodrow

[@thatgamerguy3057]

In that second story the guy says he had a son with his two year old daughter? Why the fuck would someone say that on reddit

[@FedkaSlovanich]

its reddit, half those people are on the sex crime registry

[@jracer7189]

Is Kyle drinking boylan cola

[@JDubbsadventure]

Dang that’s crazy but that’s Va beach/ Norfolk

[@shayh.3556]

I hate that place reel tawk

[@brettbr815]

Literally everything on reddit is fake

[@theweedfarmer419]

i hate steve so much! please get him out of there!

[@mikea491]

How much do you remember of the past 10 years? He remembers a timeline with key events. Its how a dream works.

[@keatonanderson5256]

Okay but what is the bong engineering app

[@reecegraves3738]

Is it just me or do kyles mannerisms remind you of joe rogan lol? Must just be an American thing.

[@video_ouija7114]

Armadillos can carry leprosy bacteria

[@Revelation22_5]

So will he get a paternity test on the new baby?

[@TomEnleft]

11:15 Woody’s a gullible fruit. But he’s our gullible fruit.

[@cale115]

Woody isn’t too sharp,if you are Reddit is dramatic compared to KZbin. I suspect all the hyperbole and over reactions may be partially bc Reddit tends to lean heavy left while KZbin supposedly leans right in comparison.

[@ducatixclutch008]

Nice to see the antifa leader on the show

[@npc1172]

Good ol Steve hoffsetter the "comedian"

[@sallyspits]

Only a fool would believe any stories on Reddit

[@98hunterj]

Jesus who cleared the idea to have steve hofstetter on the show? Dude is insufferable

[@hunterrussell9263]

Man i hate these fucking algorhythms. I watched this last night and ALLLLL day today ive been getting tik toks in my feed that say some shit like "When youre chilling with your kids but the lamp starts looking werid" ive NEVER seen a short or tik tok related to this story until today. How do i stop my phone from doing this shit?

[@AtlantaAndroid]

Hey! My birthday is May 11th. Kyles is the 19th.

[@Connection-Lost]

Wow that's basically the same day!

[@shayh.3556]

Twinning 🤭

[@wobbs1745]

You don’t get hit by a football player and have a fucking salvia trip

[@slothmaster101]

Fake redditcel story for clout.

[@jakebaker4066]

Destiny is a creep. If you can’t see it, seek help or a father figure.

[@adventurekobold]

Destinies takes on sexual relationships sure looking different now huh.

[@jamesnope8666]

I believe the coma story