Female mages cast a simple hex and consider them selves witch’s how trivial.
@averysadcat25009 ай бұрын
Bitches don't even ponder orbs n shit
@PootieTang699 ай бұрын
Shut up loser
@7bladeX7 ай бұрын
In the meantime men mages are part of the mage patriarchy, we call it the "Shadow Wizard Money Gang", we love casting spells.
@JohnMichael-h1r7 ай бұрын
@@7bladeXdude shhhhh grand magus shadow bro said keep it on low
@lindboknifeandtool7 ай бұрын
Everyone knows you have to first be a vampire and then drink the blood of someone who’s on mushrooms to become a wizard
@FumblsTheSniper9 ай бұрын
I love that Taylor’s problem with the beans situation is the same one I have. Those cans would absolutely be sitting in the dirt.
@Potmre9 ай бұрын
I have mine in a double layer of drysack so hopefully I should be good for a couple of years
@willowwu80619 ай бұрын
@@Potmrei poured a slab of quickcrete so mine will survive the wars to come
@jordanclemens58429 ай бұрын
Personally I buried my beans in a n abandoned Soviet bunker in western Ukraine. Along with some fps Russia Merch from 2012.
@FedkaSlovanich9 ай бұрын
@@Potmrei perfer vacuum sealed oatmeal
@basedbrit42068 ай бұрын
@@jordanclemens5842fr Those abandoned Bunker's look sweet
@EmgoFilms9 ай бұрын
Someone needs to make a Chrome Extension that automatically skips past footage of Steve Hofstetter.
@cptmuska9 ай бұрын
Dude he totally owns all hecklers man he's soo cool.
@lakeflaccid80548 ай бұрын
@cptmuska yeah but he's a dweeb
@kish89508 ай бұрын
i dont like him either, but that 1 for the money 2 for the show manifesto was pretty funny @@cptmuska
@bobsackkajar52008 ай бұрын
I woke up to him making a joke and it ruined my day
@MatthewKniesEnjoyer898 ай бұрын
This made me lol 😂 thank you
@LBC_Lenny8 ай бұрын
Do you no that witches have 30% less Magical power than man? Call that mage gap
@PKAClips7 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂
@CorrectionUnknown4 ай бұрын
Did you know it's spelled "know"?
@ipman32494 ай бұрын
@@CorrectionUnknown WITCH! How do you know its spelt know? WITCH!
@LunarLocust3 ай бұрын
@@CorrectionUnknown he's a bad mage so he can't spell very well
@SidCollier2 ай бұрын
@@CorrectionUnknownyet the point was still made, witch.
@eumajo3769 ай бұрын
/r/theft got banned the day this got uploaded. RIP
@Smokeyjoedamanedamythdalegend9 ай бұрын
With the gang stalking, I have severe social anxiety and I work at Walmart. Over time I felt like people were staring at me and after some time I gained confidence to look at them and see if I’m tripping or not. I realized 9/10 times it’s just an old person staring. I’ll feel eyes on me and look over and it’s like a scene from the taking of Deborah Logan. Just these senile dementia ridden half zombies staring at you. They are really trying to figure out where they are so I learned not to take it personally. As someone with horrible anxiety gang stalking isn’t real people are just weird as fuck and like to stare at you for no reason. I’ll go to my car for a smoke break and catch customers just staring at me in their car across from me. I just ignore it, maybe turn my music up loud and get the bass kicking and usually they drive off or go inside.
@jakesynx9 ай бұрын
yeah its really all about people just pent up way to much over their privacy, no matter where they are. I think alotta people, especially these types, dont understand that in public. people can be nosy, you can also just be driving yourself crazy thinking it. either way it doesn't matter unless you're confronted. which in this situations almost never happens lol.
@wooweetbix94128 ай бұрын
Fedpost
@ZetsuboNoShima8 ай бұрын
@@wooweetbix9412we have microphones in your walls and flooring
@gayguy4424 ай бұрын
sorry for looking at you for an uncomfortable amount of time in the cvs parking lot im just lost in my own thoughts
@CorrectionUnknown4 ай бұрын
Yeah , but the reality is the probably looking at you because you look awkward or something.
@barahng8 ай бұрын
Recently I found out there is a psychic community on youtube, people who believe you can astral project and invade people's dreams and such. I found out about it because a prominent member of this community got accused of psychicly sexually assaulting "psychicly sensitive" women in their dreams from the other side of the country. 😂
@PKAClips7 ай бұрын
This can’t be real 😂
@yannyyansen97435 ай бұрын
OBE's are nearly established fact, but astral projection is just taking it into crazy territory.
@daxxjester3 ай бұрын
@@yannyyansen9743they've never found a message in the room lol
@magicmark80769 ай бұрын
Yesssss, I love these clips and didn't expect this big of a compilation to be made. Thank you for this.
@PKAClips9 ай бұрын
Thanks for watching, what other compilations would you want to see?
@PokerFaceZero9 ай бұрын
@@PKAClipshost challenges guests?
@chrishesotian16549 ай бұрын
ive run into these gangstalking types. i train at a martial arts gym a couple times a week, and we had one of these guys come in. one night, this guy stayed late and i overheard him talking with the intstructor about how everywhere he would go, he would see people that were pointing at him, or making fun of him, or following him while he was driving.
@DeckofLies9 ай бұрын
That really is just being schizophrenic lol
@spritemultipack9 ай бұрын
@@DeckofLieshmm you've a pretty good name for agent of the government , do you think I'm fucking stupid huh??? Stop knocking on the doors of my eyes at night
@DeckofLies9 ай бұрын
@@spritemultipack Haha, simpleton. You think we, the ones stalking you, are from your feeble government? We are so much more powerful, my friend, we are 4th dimensional beings that you will never be able to even perceive… unless we infiltrate and use other 3D beings as our vessel… good luck spotting us teehee ;)
@treywaz9 ай бұрын
@@spritemultipack Throw out all your ice cubes a document was leaked saying they were government spy nanobots.
@shortexistence9 ай бұрын
I love how Kyle thinks that adult circumcision isn't that bad and can't hurt too much but it is also afraid of a vasectomy because it would hurt
@GhostofJamesMadison9 ай бұрын
Classic GoyL
@Donovarkhallum9 ай бұрын
You get put under for vasectomy. Adult circumcision is a cosmetic surgery. And it hurts lol
@basedbrit42068 ай бұрын
It doesn't hurt that much got mine at 17 almost 18 and they knock you out and give you heavy painkillers for the next 2 weeks until your stitches dissolve
@basedbrit42068 ай бұрын
@@Donovarkhallumit's not cosmetic if you suffer with adult phimosis
@Donovarkhallum8 ай бұрын
@@basedbrit4206 the exception isn't the rule.
@clayyates24168 ай бұрын
To Kyle, the Mail trucks are called LLVs. Long life vehicles. Very simple and easily maintained machines designed to be simple, easy, and cheap to work on.
@eriktruchinskas37475 ай бұрын
Made by grumman ironworks. They made the hellcat. Tomcat, intruder, the deserve to corner the market on mail trucks
@777astercheese9 ай бұрын
I hope the gangstalking sub doesn't blow up, because it's so much more interesting without the unfunny trolls dunking on people
@Sue_Me_Too9 ай бұрын
I dated a chick who thought she was being gangstalked.... You have to understand, she was a yoga instructor
@jakesynx9 ай бұрын
@@Sue_Me_Too i mean to some degree she probably was lmao. as that one guy would call it, she sounds like a "dimepiece" lol
@Sue_Me_Too9 ай бұрын
@@jakesynx she was super fit, but she was also a shaved headed hippy I met at a yoga retreat/meditation thing... It was _worth it..?_ lmao
@Donovarkhallum9 ай бұрын
It's not interesting. They need therapy
@wooweetbix94128 ай бұрын
Hope people don't start to notice the pattern for themselves and boycott the police huh? I'll see you in hell fed
@CapnJrod9 ай бұрын
on god got out of a 10 year marraige with a women who within the last 2 years was 100% convinced she was a psychic and at one point was BEYOND terrified in literal years that one of her "psychic coaches" put a nasty hex on her "shadow" because she asked if a picture her "coach" sent her was actually real. These people actually exsist and its very scary. not that it matters but that wasnt the reason our marriage ended just a weird little twist in the grand finale ✌
@aresjerry8 ай бұрын
You should have got her into crossfit
@barahng8 ай бұрын
I stumbled on the psychic corner of youtube a few weeks ago. Apparently some guy is being accused of psychicly molesting women in their dreams. 😂
@notrealy1802175 ай бұрын
I mean tbh it's PRETTY EASY for them when people marry them, cater to them and act like they're salvageable.
@stee_peep9 ай бұрын
Woody not knowing how big a can of non-perishable goods is. 😂
@STOPSYPHER5 ай бұрын
how big is a nonspecific “can of non-perishable goods” supposed to be??? Do you know something we don’t?
@TheTotallyRealXiJinping4 ай бұрын
@@STOPSYPHERDudes literally will be like ‘WoodT literally pushed his glasses back lmfao’
@daxxjester3 ай бұрын
@@STOPSYPHERidk man, a standard can that is the same size every canned good is. Why are you being so obtuse
@MadVolbeat9 ай бұрын
1:30:00 Holy fuck,Woody being genuinely funny,whatever you did that day,whatever you took,rinse and repeat buddy.
@TheAdoringFan9 ай бұрын
I love every time Taylor ever makes a LOTR reference
@seanrizzle9 ай бұрын
I dont use reddit... but im sure there must be a magic the gathering subreddit, they should challenge the witch subreddit to a magic tournament...
@TheDeepSeaCreature7 ай бұрын
Criminally underrated comment
@Duffman929 ай бұрын
Is Steve meant to be a comedian? Because I thought a sense of humour was part of the job description
@jaydensantos27309 ай бұрын
the extreme porn folder is diabolical
@ForeHead.9 ай бұрын
@mgs.9159 ай бұрын
You can’t talk shit on the Northrop Grumman LLV like yhat
@godzuki20999 ай бұрын
Canned beans is such a dumb way to store beans, store them dry!
@vicrattlehead86659 ай бұрын
Finally, bean politics.
@AlexA-wb9pr8 ай бұрын
To bean or not to bean
@PKAClips7 ай бұрын
That is the question 🤔
@aleks_jones9 ай бұрын
WOODY IS SO FUCKING RICH HE DOESNT EVEN KNOW HOW BIG A STANDARD CAN OF BEANS IS... you know like a can of soup, or a can of vegetables... lmfao
@Tspang425 ай бұрын
Woody saying the post office is a frugal government entity could not have been funnier😂 they just hemorrhage money
@pipsohio5 ай бұрын
They’re mostly self funded. Like the only self funded governmental body there is.
@Tspang425 ай бұрын
@@pipsohio oh yeah but they still just lose money
@bradenhagen79772 ай бұрын
@@pipsohioonly reason they are "in business" is because the constitutional protects them.
@scottyreinsvold2699 ай бұрын
Altight steve that was a good elvis joke...
@jimmertrzcinski11449 ай бұрын
Update- She Ate His Emergency Beans
@chrisschmitt28956 ай бұрын
Taylor saying "bilbo baggins" like Gandalf about the beans was so damn funny!!!
@yeet_464 ай бұрын
I think she took the beans with her.
@TheAdequateMedia9 ай бұрын
3:41 super ironic how that relationship ended up
@Jesse306213 ай бұрын
Why?
@Thelasthoebender15 күн бұрын
It’s funny as hell that instead of just answering the question and giving their opinion they drag it out and dramatize it into a whole big thing 😂
@CheeseTaxCollector5 ай бұрын
I was listen while driving and I knew the first clips sounded like Bruce was on the episode
@panchora999 ай бұрын
Regarding the Ask Women reddit and the Animals vs Animals subject, they should ask "Which Animal do you think your Significant Other can beat in a fight?" in the "Ask Women" subreddit.
@KendlickLama5 ай бұрын
Pseudoephidrine is pretty lame Once i ordered non-pseudo ephedrine, short ephidrine. The name on the pill bottle was "black mama" and that name was what sold it to me
@zackdiazabiblio95927 ай бұрын
Kyle thinks he is a genius. Dunning Kruger.
@lindboknifeandtool7 ай бұрын
He’s been told he’s the coolest greatest by too many kids too many times
@outoftheblue65873 ай бұрын
He doesn't even know pussy smells, quite concerning.
@Thelasthoebender15 күн бұрын
Idk why y’all watch them, all y’all ever do is bitch about Kyle or woody just stop fucking watching.
@HoundXXII5 ай бұрын
RIP seananners, its great to see him in older content.
@calgoalden46869 ай бұрын
Little did Taylor know they sent him one to marry 😅
@eriktruchinskas37475 ай бұрын
1:00:00 ill be honest ive had this thought after buying all guns and ammo ive got over the past couple years
@Ty-eq1kt8 ай бұрын
18:39 I've thought this too. Gotta be the only sports position where you can get away with it.
@PKAClips7 ай бұрын
Everyone’s thought of it 😂
@daniiizamar2359 ай бұрын
He’s definitely a Kyle 👀
@rorke60922 ай бұрын
Taylor is gigabased. I used to think Kyle and Woody mogged him but I'm coming to appreciate him
@Hogartth6 күн бұрын
What the fuck did you just say? Did you have a stroke typing this?
@havelpants52485 ай бұрын
Woody being unfamiliar with the size of a can of beans just reminds me of dick Mastersons amazing simplification of everyone on pka
@joshuaanderson75119 ай бұрын
Can you edit out every part where Steve Hofstetter opens his mouth and makes noise? I literally only know his name from how he is able to make me go from smiling to blank faced annoyed at how good he is at being unfunny. I would rather listen to clips skipping around then him making jokes at a 7 year old child's level
@DarknessDagger8 ай бұрын
Not to be a "retentioner" but i can admit the mental change and energy, and self esteem, is boosted (maybe placebo) but in boot camp, and the carrier, it was common to debate if some of the shots in basic stopped your desire to release. Or maybe we were just too tired to worry. Add. US Navy, so you'd think everyone being gay and stuck together would show.
@camdenritter76529 ай бұрын
Why do people still buy those posture killer gaming chairs
@theweedfarmer4199 ай бұрын
i really cant stand Steve🤮
@starblade19 ай бұрын
Same. Dude sucks massive balls
@The_ScapeGoat9 ай бұрын
You're in good company
@jay.doesnotexist9 ай бұрын
I don't think anybody does lol
@jracer71899 ай бұрын
Make me suffer is pretty wild
@AlexA-wb9pr8 ай бұрын
Bean fever, we lost a lot of good men to the beaver
@-Jeff222-6 ай бұрын
Taylor you being able to move cheese it’s is due to gravity not telekinesis
@Jacob-od5yo8 ай бұрын
Brucie boy!!!!! Miss the funhaus days
@GhostofJamesMadison9 ай бұрын
If anyone ever comes up to me shouts"stop following me!" Il smile and say "No, your too imortant. Your destiny must be observed. You have been chosen for right and we shall never stop"
@cptmuska9 ай бұрын
You're.
@just_ethanj029 ай бұрын
I took a nap at halfway through this podcast and woke up to rat fucking conversation...
@benluffman2 ай бұрын
I WAS PROTECTING THE BEANS 😂😂
@marine76a9 ай бұрын
R/Wizardry love potion: The ingredients for Spanish fly.
@eddiebernays5148 ай бұрын
woody over here watching shorts
@1011jdog9 ай бұрын
A military contractor makes them dam mail trucks
@FedkaSlovanich9 ай бұрын
Long life vehicle, they have the 2.5L inline 4 iron duke in em
@Z3NITH_9 ай бұрын
Can we get a steve jumpscare warning or have his camera be behind a forcefield that makes him unable to be heard? Thanks.
@LunarLocust3 ай бұрын
Woody was casting a spell in morse code with his eyebrows
@Whatcomics4209 ай бұрын
Well... I hope the post office will go out of business! AGAIN for the 9th time.
@SpectreMkTwo9 ай бұрын
Saw the hat man years ago while using acid. Never knew it was a common hallucination, had a hat and coat. Saw his silhouette, couldn't make out any features. Had a bunch of bad trips on acid. I couldnt stay on happy trips so i stopped taking lsd, but i 100% have seen the hat man phenomena. It's concerning how universal it is
@HelloKurse8 ай бұрын
cap
@barahng8 ай бұрын
On acid? Usually people see hatman on high doses of DPH or similar deliriants. Sounds like you heard of hat man before doing acid and mindfucked yourself into him appearing. 😂
@brukmuni5 ай бұрын
That's fucked
@B.C.1013 ай бұрын
I don't know it would be pretty cool to have a trip walker wanna hang out with you while tripping.
@aidanquinn22824 ай бұрын
If i had to get a precedure, it might be bone lengthening.
@rubiconoutdoors34923 ай бұрын
Why is every "witch" you meet a "high priestess" ? 😂
@przemyslaw_teo_kocyba9 ай бұрын
The self sucking part...It got out of hand...
@RoxorTehCoxor7 ай бұрын
34:12 Steve doesn't like the poisoning the well term
@cokemud9 ай бұрын
r/warlocks is probably gonna be a bunch of Ward Rackley clones
@RobotHunter12349 ай бұрын
Everyone laughing and having a good time a Woody gotta suck the fun with "What's wrong with mail trucks?" 🙄
@magicmark80769 ай бұрын
I would agree with you, but after watching the bean segment with Steve... I have no complaints about Woody
@jakesynx9 ай бұрын
@@magicmark8076 for real, that police joke was so forced. bro had to thank the hosts for laughing at it after.
@mikecurry68479 ай бұрын
Man the hexes really did work. Years later and Taylor is really fit and more successf.... wait
@JdmgjnFjahgks9 ай бұрын
Woody is unbearable
@jordanclemens58429 ай бұрын
Wait this bean situation has me absolutely fucked up. What's wrong with his gf bro 😂😂😂😂
@ipman32494 ай бұрын
It's your 2nd amendment right to cast hexes
@Alex-tx2dh8 ай бұрын
25:00 ah yes, the incomplete protein source
@rubiconoutdoors34923 ай бұрын
How does wgt have 1m followers and pka only 150k ? What made woody so popular?
@PowerYoutuberViewer9 ай бұрын
Filthy is insufferable
@jakesynx9 ай бұрын
he can be but he just has weird opinions sometimes. otherwise idk he gives perspective ion usually think about. or sum shit i would say, worse is destiny imo, and definitely steve or wolf. wolf aint annoying he's just so straight edge hes boring.
@RyanSubhan-pz1wm9 ай бұрын
Simple been hack. you plant of can of beans then you grow a can tree you then put them in a pantry then take them off of the pan tree n put them in a sauce pan then cover them in sauce the ones you dont eat you put them aside in a can 😎🤯
@BerlinKlub-SAV187Ай бұрын
1:35:00 Yep..I still
@hernerweisenberg70526 ай бұрын
Beans are not even all that nutricious. about 100kcal per 100g, about 400-500kcal per can. With an average need of 2000kcal per day, you would need to eat 4-5 cans of them per day if you dont have anything else, so at best those beans laster her 10 days or 20 days on half ration. Should have burried tactical bacon at 500-600kcal per 100g or something like that.
@ilikeguitars35118 ай бұрын
20:55
@-Jeff222-6 ай бұрын
Did he stake out the woods and find the bean stash? I see that as the right move. Even if she must be taken out to reclaim the beans.
@soggybiscotti84258 ай бұрын
Surely the horribly hidden dug up dirt would be a giveaway. Why not just go gave a look for them? Shes a woman, no chance they are well hidden. They will be right behind the house, only a row or two back and wherever is just out of view of the neighbours.
@faknugget9210 сағат бұрын
I just went onto r/witchcraft and yeah..... Its fucking nuts
@Boneless_Water8 ай бұрын
that girl with the beans is psychotic
@PKAClips7 ай бұрын
That story was hilarious though 😂
@bobbobhouse3124 ай бұрын
bruce green goat
@jimmertrzcinski11449 ай бұрын
She ate the beans and gave them away to get friends and traded some for drugs
@petecolombo8 ай бұрын
What could've possibly happened in March 2020 that may have contributed to uptick in masturbation? I wouldn't know, I was suffering from temporary blindness.
@VelvetCzar9 ай бұрын
Random guest idea. But Ricky Berwick?!
@mrirrelevant78759 ай бұрын
Too many cripples on the show already.
@ChipFreeSpace9 ай бұрын
How is Steve the comdian and yet the least funny person on the podcast consistently?
@jonmurphy135828 күн бұрын
14:23 diddy story
@turdfurg478 ай бұрын
I got my kuerig to float, guys!!!! Now, it won't brew coffee. Any sub reddits that will teach me how to fix it, specifically with my mind?
@newseager40219 ай бұрын
Why the fuck was Dick Masterson wearing nail polish? LIGHT BLUE NAIL POLISH!?
@MoggerNChief9 ай бұрын
Bean saga got me jejjin
@420Kasper7 ай бұрын
Anthony looks related to woody
@TheRealShadowedblaze3 ай бұрын
I mean what powers do I miss beating off well already missed this many might as well keep the streak
@im__contributing9 ай бұрын
throw back to married taylor
@xanderlopez13839 ай бұрын
Love the channel my name is Xander
@olivertrumanjr95569 ай бұрын
If you don’t want your post or comment to get removed from ask women just make sure you throw in some misandry, sexism and bigotry… that’s what the sub is actually about lol
@Chief-Solarize9 ай бұрын
Doesn't believe in rituals... Gets baptized anyway...
@lordkonyabbot29719 ай бұрын
anthrax fort dedrick. thats all im bad at spelling so