[Plague Inc.] Bacteria (Mega Brutal) in

[@thenihilanth3382]

"tell me doctor, what are the symptoms of the disease I have?" The doctor: *EVERYTHING*

[@dr_flaming]

LOL

[@Al-cf9qi]

more like yes

[@fusrosandvich3738]

"Like, holy fucking hell, I think you're a bioweapon at this point. We're gonna have to put you down for study."

[@catmanlegions]

Cyanide and Happiness would like your location

[@mopdafloor6228]

Well shit

[@specialentertainertc2627]

The way he evolved symptoms before everyone infected scares me

[@mortimerreed]

Good, now just imagine a transmittable virus that travels through waterways 🤷‍♂️

[@specialentertainertc2627]

Shoot

[@specialentertainertc2627]

Time to drink soit

[@specialentertainertc2627]

Spit

[@adamon5577]

@@specialentertainertc2627 Drink sweat 😂

[@uberspaz7484]

“WHAT ARE THE SYMPTOMS!?” “Yes.”

[@hustuha]

no, u

[@reapanomin899]

What are the chances of survival? NO

[@hustuha]

@@reapanomin899 they complete each other

[@b_f_d_d]

*Human Immune System* : Am i a joke ?

[@hustuha]

@@b_f_d_d no, u: yes

[@Nabbercus]

"1 billion people infected" News: *New minor disease spreading*

[@soraphii]

lmaoo

[@Mohammed-mj4iv]

PFFT

[@Gunman_prateek]

@@VladyslavUstymenko Are you Russian

[@reinazer379]

I guess it says about its symptoms

[@kenallenkristofferalaijos936]

Philippines be like

[@milke2134]

Greenland: gets infected Everyone: impossible

[@channelnamenotfound007]

Greenland is easy, you just need cold resistance, luck and bat soup.

[@Daro-Wolfe]

COVID-19 or just start it there

[@eavesdropper0]

@@channelnamenotfound007 hey bro can u go to mars or smth? This lockdown shit is annoying as hell

[@wcg3928]

@@channelnamenotfound007 f**k u for doing this s**t now we just have to stay home for months just because of you **LOL JK**

[@b3a5t89]

Gillian facts tho. That’s how I’m grinding the boosts you can put on before starting. Bacteria on normal, start Greenland, profit

[@mussolinninevergowell9281]

1950: We will have flying cars in future 2020: Flying *SARS*

[@dhanushchandranakkalakunta151]

Epic 👍👍👍🤣🤣

[@Fang727]

This way too underrated

[@creepybabby]

Fang the gamer absolutely

[@dewtewbe779]

@@Fang727 OMG YOU HAVE THE BEST GRAMMAR EVER!!! PLS TEACH ME PLS!!!!!

[@bestgooglemapsreviewer9087]

Overused joke

[@PurooRoy]

"Festival of love starts in Saudi Arabia" The most unbelievable part in this playthrough.

[@sakshamrastogi5721]

Same dude I didn’t know that there is a festive of love in Saudi..could imagine of UAE though..

[@-khushlush]

Lmaoo

[@lebedev6954]

Unironiclly true

[@ihavegymnastics]

Exactly. More like Festival of Oppression.

[@simeonegattuso]

It's just unbelievable.

[@LeventK]

"Festival love in Saudi Arabia."

[@Z4J3B4NT]

Iloveyou akbar.

[@anginemas7492]

Astagfirullah

[@louisaa2305]

@@Z4J3B4NT delete

[@apoloez463]

@@anginemas7492 indo ya mas

[@LeventK]

@@louisaa2305 it's not that hurting. Don't be so Muslim (edit: when I said "Muslim" I meant sensitive. My poor english) man :)

[@masterplane9131]

Coronavirus:*spreads KZbin recommendations: *Hey wanna see a person beating plague in mega brutal in 2 minute 35 seconds?*

[@sbevebren1642]

i named my virus nCoV once and killed the world in less than a year

[@masterplane9131]

@@sbevebren1642...

[@iconzftw9497]

master plane nice name

[@BloodlustParadox]

@@sbevebren1642 fate?

[@cross_c8732]

Me:Y E S

[@Czesnek]

Patient's symptoms - EVERYTHING!

[@flavius9899]

What symptoms has the patient? YES

[@Whissya]

Patient symptoms: *omae wa mou shindeiru*

[@damedaneguyfan]

Achievement Get: How Did We Get Here?

[@SimonRRFTP]

Patient symptoms: I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

[@scxmvt]

@@SimonRRFTP *_F A T B O Y_*

[@carbonreptile5437]

the worst part of this entire game is definitely when you kill the whole world except Iceland and you lose because everyone infected died

[@rakusin]

Or Magadascar

[@petarjuric5828]

Dont forget Greenland

[@annickgunes8834]

Philipines

[@Kablowshky]

For some reason Iceland, Greenland, New Zealand, Philippines, Madagascar doesn't get infected

[@arussianguythatdoesntsmile6429]

@@Kablowshky yes lmao, too annoying

[@arielbot1725]

Imagine a new deadly bacteria came out IRL then doctors just named it "no u".

[@ericgrimes341]

Do you have it? Doctor: no u

[@camwoods6969]

The joke just works on english tho

[@jorgevega5627]

1k like

[@soappacket2342]

For some reason it reminds me of the disease kuru. Kuru actually has meaning, but just simple two syllable words for a terrifying illness haha

[@lemalvavo4525]

then at the next 5 months everyone just died

[@joaquingonzalez834]

*minecraft caves* vs *kids in plague inc* choose wisely, either one is scarier

[@matchimeow2859]

Minecraft cave sound scary But girl giggle is totally fine *oh wait I just got a heart attack from being scared by the girl giggle*

[@MurunGD]

Nah, minecraft cave sounds are far more scarier

[@zombiehacker1941]

Until There's Some Children Sings. This Is Way More Scarier Than Even *Ricardo Milos Flexing*

[@matchimeow2859]

@@zombiehacker1941 Vi sita hale vantan spile lite dota

[@genericname4206]

Girl: (Sings the roses thingy) Me: I fear no man, but that, that _thing,_ it scares me.

[@gudprod]

My casualty writing down every move to impress friends

[@Podgorski37]

*Me casually?

[@gudprod]

Don’t rub it in.

[@jasonstarrising]

NotThatGud ME CASUALLY M8?

[@lastar6118]

Kosovo is albanian

[@sethgil5612]

Coronavirus hits “hey remember the game you played on school computers well guess what!”

[@ultimatewarrior1674]

@@mystral_fox Everyone had it at there school. U must have had a boring childhood I guess

[@AnActualCapybara]

Aquilia Closest I remember from back when I was in school was a flash game on Kongregate called Pandemic II. Same premise, but more simplistic. It was basically a predecessor to this.

[@audellaroque4730]

Spongebob Squarepants literally nobody played this at my high school wtf are you talking about

[@sethgil5612]

Bro this game was a delicacy on my schools as a kid

[@MLCrafter81]

Toori Baba js since when did a Pandemic or Plague Inc. style game come out in early 2000s? I remember that Pandemic was released in like 2008 or 2009, but unless you’re a mid-late 90s kid then idk how it was a part of peoples’ childhoods at school :p

[@samgrosso7416]

Covid: “write that down WRITE THAT DOWN”

[@dep_team9062]

DONT

[@jennycalabrano]

😅😄

[@dannyj6584]

China * lol

[@confederatestate-slaveryan7654]

Covid loose because they start in china,they should start in africa

[@SecondaryRBX]

1980: We will have flying cars in the future! 2020 KZbin Reccomended: Plague Inc. Bacteria speedrun in under 3 minutes.

[@MLCrafter81]

indeed

[@sevvvich8118]

Killed whole the humanity in 298 days

[@JakubWojciechowski933]

Because getting mastery in something was absolutely unexisting in 1980.

[@fireeer7997]

@@JakubWojciechowski933 tak racja.

[@akumic3589]

2020 : God play plague and create the coronavirus

[@owenlewis4693]

Petition to add a Mega Casual mode -Things get cheaper as more infected - Research is incredibly slow - Only noticeable if it kills

[@MLCrafter81]

🤔

[@owenlewis4693]

MLCrafter81 For idiots who somehow can't beat casual

[@tudorique24]

@@owenlewis4693 well after 12 tries I did, the normal in 7 and from there the game began to be easy

[@selinastrohmaier2674]

Tudor_FTW123 soo true!!

[@selinastrohmaier2674]

Star Junior facts..

[@NaruBrilu]

I like how in the game they only just start "worrying" about it once its infected like 60 million people already lol

[@wayfaringcryptid686]

Its not just the game pal

[@NaruBrilu]

@@wayfaringcryptid686 it is but ok

[@wayfaringcryptid686]

No its not but ok

[@NaruBrilu]

@@wayfaringcryptid686 ya it is. R u refering to coronavirus and that "no one is worrying about it"?

[@wayfaringcryptid686]

@@NaruBrilu no more like really shitty families

[@i-am-goose8428]

“I can do better.” “...and I took that personally.”

[@varios4883]

Some guy kills entire world with bacteria in 2 mins and 30 secs. 2 million people: *interesting*

[@johnnoelperdido8512]

Varios hvhochjfcuyc

[@gattodes]

Apparently if bacteria did evolve that quickly, 298 days is not a lot of days

[@shreeniket0661]

2 million

[@Silly-Goose-OG]

“Very original comment.” - Some Sarcastic Guy

[@Daminino26]

Now 2.2 jsxjx

[@fepasarussa8642]

I like How the game goes like: "1.2 billion infected and one Million dead" "yea lets put It on the watchlist"

[@snowleopard064]

I mean, COVID was probably at 1kcases or something crazy when the first death happened. A lot of people might’ve been infected and just not died or had symptoms

[@carbonreptile5437]

same energy as putting a bandaid on a severed arm

[@Bianconni]

zoio whatzap krkrkrjdkrkrkrkr

[@coda6077]

Maluco com a foto do games eduuu

[@christopherhall5361]

that's a fraction of the death rate they claim Covid has, even if it were true that's still 2.5%, not much worse than the flu

[@sandrewlazarte8409]

Me: skips 30 seconds Also me: what the hell happened?

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

Whos so impatient to skip on videos?! I dont get it... I thought they click to watch it but i guess they want instant gratification today

[@Saryan1]

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 stfu

[@lintellectuelinculte4565]

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 It was the joke

[@arlynnecumberbatch1056]

@@Saryan1 heh, im very sorry you got called out from what i said. Carry on, it will not be my fault if you got spoiled whatever happened 30 seconds before the scene

[@localcultist]

@@arlynnecumberbatch1056 NYENYENYENYE

[@BronzeAnalystTM]

"My kid is unvaccinated and he is fine" The kid:

[@milleniumjade]

Yo that yugioh reference pp sick af

[@echisempai8191]

Skull servant uwu

[@masonf7332]

Anti vaxxers should be shot

[@showmesomethingrandom4163]

@@masonf7332 please, shoot my dad lol

[@agustin_Rz]

What your from comunity?

[@sandeepadhikari3907]

He gave 1 billion people heart attack at same time

[@carlosguerra6737]

He's the god of the new world😂

[@DeltaEchoVictor]

Like death note

[@kris_something]

Weakling, I made 7,124,360,000 people all get heart attacks at the same time

[@jovieasyrof2017]

kira?

[@kennykiller]

Yea those who watched this when it came out

[@itsapieceofcake5429]

newbies: let me wait until the whole world gets infected before I deploy the points on fatality Pros: killing is the best infectivity!!

[@sapphire6015]

I think that the dead bodies also spread those germs

[@ghostfusions]

So thats what ive been doing wrong

[@nataneryyyyy]

how to win the game: evolve coma and necrosis as early as possible don't use genetic hardening buy heat resistance 1 & 2 buy insect 1 ??? win

[@zaglezigawa8415]

@@nataneryyyyy what does genetic hardening do?

[@nataneryyyyy]

@@zaglezigawa8415 makes it so that the cure takes longer to complete

[@Moga536]

imagine being the dominant species on earth and getting brutally wiped out by a bacteria called "no u" in less than a year

[@devyansh69]

Best comment

[@Joanarde]

Let’s be honest , nobody searched for this video

[@unmonetizedvids5627]

Tg khey

[@Godzilla2004.]

I actually did

[@allenyapstayblessedhealthy2610]

I did

[@goatlover2369]

I searched it😂

[@danny.sbill.05]

Which makes it even scarier

[@deiviswst6661]

KZbin : lets demonitize every one that talks about corona virus Also KZbin : Lets suggest this

[@ALLZEE999]

Is youtube demonitizing it or is it just a joke? It's hard to tell these days with youtube. Lol

[@acgm046]

@@ALLZEE999 I wondered about that myself, since some KZbinrs I've watched never explicitly call the virus by its name. And yes, KZbin is actually demonitizing any video that even mentions the name of the virus. Apparently it's in line with other sensitive subjects, since people has died and all.

[@ALLZEE999]

@@acgm046 wow that's bullcrap. KZbin always finds ways to piss people off. They should allow it but if someone does it and their purpose is to offend people, thats when they should demonitize it.

[@MLCrafter81]

yeah KZbin is weird, somehow I’ve mainly benefitted from it, since most of my videos aren’t demonetized somehow :p

[@MaxC_1]

@@MLCrafter81 and that's called luck and work coming together

[@quantumflare]

0:31 Run begins 0:48 Red dots start appearing 1:10 First infection in another country 1:27 The infection shitstorm begins 1:38 No u is discovered 1:43 Cure research starts 1:47 Pulmonary Oedema mutated 1:51 First death 1:55 First measures taken against no u 2:15 No u placed on WHO watchlist (also, cure research reaches 1%) 2:20 Global cure effort begins 2:22 First cure bubble 2:31 Total focus is on no u 2:35 Russia is first to crack 2:38 Total Organ Failure mutated 2:46 Botswana falls 2:51 No healthy people remain 2:59 Sneezing and diarrhea create... problems 3:06 Run ends

[@energyant6157]

Underrated comment

[@we_dem_boys]

I read it as "russia is on crack" lmfao

[@dimsumkf9191]

Thank you bro, im blind.

[@scammersacker3561]

I still don't know what infection bubble means

[@Iluvaviation890]

@@scammersacker3561 it means in which country it's lying has been infected

[@toadetteserverenglish]

2:38 luckiest moment ever in-game

[@toomanyletters]

YEAH EXACTLY

[@ethancollinsworth3927]

Total organ failure mutation lol

[@dorissantos9201]

Ik

[@idontgetthejoke4813]

What about festival of love at the very beginning.

[@zakimuharam2978]

@@idontgetthejoke4813always happens in the country you choose, it’s not rare or special

[@zhanyuanli4654]

When everybody doesn't wash their hands after the toilet for just one day:

[@noobdude5933]

LMAO

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

Greenland turned red faster than me when i say "good morning" to my crush.

[@blackrastafarian]

And now it's a Redland

[@alexejtolstoy735]

You get to say good morning to your crush?!

[@eminkilicaslan8945]

@@alexejtolstoy735 I don't speak with her for a while. Neither with one of my friends.

[@mr.derpyface558]

Underrated

[@wertnolastname5228]

You are really brave

[@RJ-dm7gw]

Others: Good video *Coronavirus: I wanna Try.*

[@Prince-mz9tc]

😂

[@Goonzzz]

Rodri Jesus Coronavirus: lemme drive the boat

[@jasonstarrising]

Rodri Jesus Except he never kills anyone, only spreads...

[@bruhmomentium9]

@@jasonstarrising boomer remover

[@jasonstarrising]

bruh moment Oh yea other the boomers

[@aidenwilliams6397]

The plague in the game: spreads Greenland: I’m just gonna watch all of this go down

[@MOTOSIERRA_PROFESIONAL_88_CC]

**proced to be infected for a trojan planes**

[@cr0ssflame]

And when you realize that you were playing this on an Area 51 Government computer...

[@vipulshukla4247]

The only man alive on Earth.

[@bouwn2151]

Italy is proving the speed run possible

[@Alex96194]

Duck Tales No Spain has proved the top gamer move ready 1800 people infected a day with shitty quarantine Boys edit: now there is 4400 people infected a day looooool with literal lockdown lol

[@MirageLuna]

@@Alex96194 Yes we are fucked here When schools closed here there was like 600 infects. That was a week ago Edit 30/03/2020: now there are 80.000+ infects

[@oblivion2755]

@@Alex96194 I'm from Spain and things are looking grim in here. Hospitals in Madrid are about to collapse, we get quarantined 15 more days and news mostly talk about the pandemic, and because of our shitty prime minister and the feminist manifestation occured on March 8th, many people got infected in the capital, and those people come to other regions to spread the disease. Now I can't go outside, and my town streets look empty.

[@diddlemusk5345]

Players: go destroy all humans! COVID-19: ok.

[@Cr7Micto]

With 2% of letality?

[@Metztii]

@@Cr7Micto yeah Corona virus isn't pro

[@jason_5792]

@@Cr7Micto because he will upgrade lethality after all the infectivity genes, that's a pro gamer move

[@Artaxerxes.]

@@jason_5792 yeah you dont want people dying before they can infect others

[@RishaadKhan]

the virus already mutated, theres a new strand of the disease

[@TrisTris0]

*The replies won't make sense*

[@toby_2143]

same

[@Katawarredoki]

Just like me

[@ijustatemydog980]

Im trying virus on normal and i played like 2 hours straight. Still didnt won

[@andreascappagnini8578]

@@ijustatemydog980 win with virus in normal is so fucking easy, i won with virus in mega brutal

[@bigsmoke6637]

@@andreascappagnini8578 yep,using virus feels like cheating

[@harbirsingh7266]

I named my virus COVID19 and the tutorial suggested I start the infection in China.

[@cameronzaugg4784]

Jokes aside China is most dense so yeah smart place to start

[@refuse71]

@@cameronzaugg4784 Bangladesh is the most population dense country

[@yu-nk8725]

@@refuse71 they don't even have Bangladesh in plague inc. It's too small to click on

[@refuse71]

@@yu-nk8725 lol thats a bruh moment

[@Melonfeline]

B A T S O U P

[@aoyama5563]

Everyone: coronavirus is so scary! Me: No u Everyone: what? Me: No u is far more deadly than a mere virus peasant.

[@drakeaamold52]

God is good

[@standingpenguin7544]

10 months (?) and humanity is wiped

[@thefirefades]

Unless God decides to mutate the coronavirus into total organ failure.

[@marucco8914]

@@thefirefades don't give them ideas

[@jasonstarrising]

XxFlannelxX Oh no

[@naiyakin]

*WHO wants to know your location*

[@dymed10]

What a Good meme Hahahaha 😂

[@SGimystx]

People who dont know who: So who??

[@skydeit1032]

@@SGimystx Not that who. He means the World Health Organisation.

[@SGimystx]

@@skydeit1032 Bruh u dont get it Its a joke talking about people who do not kniw world health organization and then they will be confused

[@Christian-qn7ve]

@@skydeit1032 r/whooosh

[@dabeans6955]

Greenland: I'm about to end this mans whole run

[@juancarlosperezflores1337]

The virus be like: no u

[@justc1re617]

My old method was just spend all points on transmissions and devolve all symptoms mutations for extra points once everyone in the world was infected I would devolve all the transmissions because you don't need it and just kill everyone off really quickly.

[@micahbell7763]

Yeah but takes a lot of time, around a year to 3 years. This one is risky but fast

[@debew]

Thank u!!! I had spent 3 games and over 1 hr 30mins on trying to beat fungus on normal difficulty I had seen vids to beat fungus but the cure speed always got me. Your method worked Thank u!!!!

[@kris_something]

@@micahbell7763 Geez my strategy took 5 years

[@andresatencio4362]

Thats metod is not so bad is common by new players and is somewhat effective Ez way on normal Harder on brutal cause devolve gives you fifty times less point but i were able to save points by almost infecting everyone so you just need to think more In super brutal is just stupid The ramdom checks humillates anyones who tries to be stealthy

[@justc1re617]

@@andresatencio4362 yea true I just used that method to speed through lower difficulty

[@annaoop8336]

1:33 aspiring thief enters the theatre, steals the spotlight. ICONIC

[@gieb2619]

This Guy is probably sitting and evolving the corona virus RN

[@emreaslqn]

Ok shrek

[@keku52]

*coronavirus

[@DATCMN]

Tacos y burritos. .

[@doubleblocks3446]

Ohh no

[@ameykadam5195]

that would be end of us

[@notottomedic]

You went from 400 infected to 400k infected in 30 seconds. Goddamn

[@TsunYandere]

Finally beat it!! Thank you so much for this video, really helped me out. Been struggling for months

[@grzegorzjedrzejowski5746]

Oh my god, I was doing it all wrong for this entire time. I was able to win the hardest levels (those that are for free), but after many tries, 30 min each XD (didn't measure how long). I've always been upgrading spreading, not symptoms first. It is just a huge mind changer. Thank you

[@xXMemelord]

Leviatan i remember i found that out after virus, and noticed "huh, won a lot faster by litteraly doing almost nothing" and tried to figure out why. noticed the virus really liked mutating that game and i tried symptoms. before this i beat every scenario at brutal-i was on mobile sooo- and i realized it was so much easier wow. i didnt think 2 minutes was a possibility tho.

[@creev1]

That ring around the Rosey song gives me chills now that I know it’s about the Black Death

[@Dvoid107]

That song is so annoying, I mute the sound bc of it

[@michasawczuk6017]

2:00 Has anyone seen the message?

[@RubyPiec]

Hey that was me luckily i escaped

[@figo3554]

Ah yes, that. Do not worry about that my friend, it is just a... virus...

[@joetroutt7425]

Thats what happens to the news crew when insanity symptom takes over

[@CromjCromo]

@@RubyPiec wait how you survived!!!????

[@gurbajsingh8283]

XmL_3rr0R~/?$-Help.i.am.trapped.in.the.newsbar!.^

[@Sịanaiab]

bro is killing the world in 2min and a half meanwhile im stuck on bacteria normal

[@GloriousStone]

This is how media see coronawirus

[@MLCrafter81]

Holy shit that’s great

[@pollemar]

And? What is now?

[@strigers8007]

@@pollemar a simple flu?

[@yagomizuma2275]

@@strigers8007 the info was low back then

[@Hanyamanusiabiasa]

This is how coronavirus like in October 2020.

[@epicguy5141]

Plague Inc: how destructive u want ur dissease? ML: yes

[@idk-ul1ob]

Why is that on my recommended in the midsth of the coronavirus outbrake?

[@MLCrafter81]

because the KZbin algorithm ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[@dragicmagic9870]

That's exactly why it's on your reccomended

[@ningen6914]

You're not the only one fam

[@alienoidyt3041]

@@MLCrafter81 are u the blue shirt kid?

[@Krash2o]

Trending in Japan? 🤔

[@rogerorbeso1193]

0:07 RIP Italian laughing man he's dead Big F I respect you sir

[@priyankanigam1460]

*Spanish but yes RIP

[@mentalmans_6561]

No u: Placed on WHO watchlist after 2 Billion Infected Coronavirus: Placed on WHO watchlist after 2000 infected

[@maxwellbarker9761]

No shit

[@God_Help_me69]

@@maxwellbarker9761 stfu 👎

[@gamemations5066]

@@maxwellbarker9761 That's because it spreaded so fast; I mean 298 days is insane.....

[@FoxEye2023]

Coronavirus do be playing Mega-Mega Brutal mode

[@who9092]

So

[@GangiWozz]

All countrys : We are in the hardest year of the century... Some kids : MOM I DON'T HAVE SCHOOL FOR 2 WEEKS OMEGALUL

[@lesouriredesunbentley2204]

Underrated comment will up in next 24 hours...

[@dreamninja9668]

Its actually frustrating not going to school for almost a month lmao i have nothing to do

[@adayinthelife3831]

pushups

[@rezi5961]

Damn I don’t have school for 5 weeks

[@Nobody-zl3kk]

Rando kid: i won't have school for 2 weeks yey The kid that won't have school for the rest of his life because he is dying of pneumonia: *pathetic.jpg*

[@DC-ok9hh]

I hope they nerf the coronavirus in the next update...

[@ubre_insania]

TierZoo?, also me too, I think everyone.

[@zubaydi]

way too op... plus the glitch which makes it possible to infect several times

[@noobscoopsies1100]

No they dont after they put (Covid-19 is not a game) in left of the screeb..

[@theozamora5402]

@@noobscoopsies1100 it's a joke dude

[@Yxuuka]

@@noobscoopsies1100 it got buffed now

[@acecarrier3371]

Seeing this lets me believe God was just playing this game for 2020.

[@rkooutanowhere7335]

"Millions go outside to watch eclipse on their cellphones" Lol

[@cesarvr676]

I'm late af but remember like 3 years ago there was an eclipse and people tried using their cellphone cameras to look at it lmao

[@Ironiron.]

WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON? Oh crap they died Cool Also how the heck did greenland get wiped out so fast?

[@cabxan2058]

Small population

[@snowysmile9082]

Iron Not a channel idk maybe cold resistance

[@harper1587]

Jokes apart, greenland is not that hard to infect, new zeland is a bit harder

[@connivingkhajiit]

@@harper1587 greenland is hard to reach but once it's touched its over for them

[@subwayz_qt5]

@@harper1587 Carribean İslands , New Zealand , Canada and Greenland . Most harder places to infect in my opinion.

[@PeterNguyenX]

Corona virus: failed to infect the whole world This man: fine..I’ll do it myself

[@jhaz89]

Sure about that?

[@cmarcof]

I think you are the best speedrunner in plague inc. I have never seen such fast action!! 😃

[@monotunegd841]

i heard you like plague.inc. "Yeah, why?" *eats bat* "OMG Ellen you didn't!"

[@roller6902]

What if, in some alternate reality, someone is playing Plague Inc. with a virus named "COVID-19"?

[@xaropevic7918]

While a bacteria called N0- U is spreading like a pandemy in that world

[@Guiness-se4gu]

.......

[@vaidehishukla3518]

I did that... And humans were eradicated in 581 days with cure progress 48 percent on brutal difficulty...

[@oofmemesbigchunguskeanuree8315]

@@vaidehishukla3518 *Gasp* We're all gonna die!!!

[@vaidehishukla3518]

@@oofmemesbigchunguskeanuree8315 😂😂 virtually yes... But let's pray to the almighty for the *cure progress* to reach 100 percent soon so that COVID-19 is *eradicated* forever...

[@ThePXLS]

Coronavirus: "I'm about to revive this mans whole carrer"

[@alansef]

Someone: what are the simptoms that the virus has? Doctor: there is only *one* wich is all of the above and non existent simptoms wich has: *insta die, auto infection 100% on all people, earth failure, life disapperer, and one infinite more* Him: WHA- *dies with everyone at the same time on earth*

[@GreekWar321]

"This dude playing normally" Covid: Write that down

[@TheLastChip]

**Gets a Mega Brutal Bacteria world record** *Coronavirus wants to know your Location*

[@saitamamemesshitpost8814]

Me: activate vpn

[@francescopeterlana8571]

KZbin: literally recommend me this video about epidemy and getting sick Me, an Italian: 🥺🥺🥺

[@roscommon-]

Franz Peter that’s-a no good

[@francescopeterlana8571]

@@roscommon- definitely

[@francescopeterlana8571]

@@tommasogiacomini6263 ti sono vicino, non solo con il pensiero...io sono del Trentino

[@cwaddle]

Wish you stay healthy. From HK

[@Xenakeyblademaster]

I read about the quarantines in Italy earlier today. All you can do is stay safe and wash your hands often, dude. Hopefully everything turns out alright. Wishing for the best from the US.

[@jali96]

Imagine celebrating new year, and you thought this'll be the year, but then this happened

[@robinpzabel]

Mother: "You have 2 and a half minutes to play!" Me:

[@hotman_pt_]

I don't wanna even imagine how difficult this is if the cure in the global record was already at 35%

[@LikeWagon]

2:34 Epic Bruh Moment of wasting of finishing all symptoms

[@hustuha]

not really

[@ADCM0723]

That's all I needed to see. A true strategy master to show me the proper way to beat the game.

[@jackthebeastlol6969]

Coronavirus: wow you just beat my 1 month record.

[@pawelm1]

Don't let this man play on that computer in area 51 with coronavirus

[@leovillant768]

Alternative title : "Simulation of the evolution frim diahera to a super-mega-uncurable bacteria in 2:30."

[@arch5.]

Underrated he roasts haters instead of just saying “sorry”.

[@redcloud-sama]

1:25 "Terry Pratchet voted best author ever!!!" Damn thats true, his books are always great. I highly recommend them. His great humor is something you must experience!!😂😂

[@LarsBragollach]

Ook

[@Umbreedon]

I love how this is getting recommended to everyone while everyone else in this world is getting the coronavirus

[@barracudicgd]

Me: *goes to doctor* Doctor: You've been infected with "No u". Symptoms are as follow: Nausea, Rash, Blisters, Coughing, Paralysis, Paranoia, Insanity, Insomnia, Hemorrhaging, sneezing, *TOTAL ORGAN FAILURE,* Pneumonia, Pulmonary Fibrosis, Anaemia, Projectile vomiting, Fever, Pulminary Oedema, and seizures. Me: *shoots myself*

[@sakshamrastogi5721]

Lol I would do the same if I would have this kind of symptoms but the most imp one is the total organ failure 😨

[@rip-p8v]

😮 Increíble wey, te verguiaste a todo el mundo en el mega brutal

[@anuj8825]

Game streamers in 3 mins : There's player's manual This guy : Omae wa mou shindeuru

[@sw5485]

Ah the recommendations have summoned us all here again

[@scorpo.2000.platinum]

This game might be fun but its concept is actually terrifying, and considering that real life bio engineering won't require "dna points" such a weapon in wrong hands would bring us to a similar resupt

[@frieddicken3991]

President: the disease isn't scary The disease:

[@projectkepleren]

he's not wrong though. it's not like *that* scary.

[@projectkepleren]

as in, it is pretty fucking scary oh god oh fuck I'm coughing

[@blackcitadel37]

Corona isn't shit compared to this one

[@Mona-.-]

@@projectkepleren still can kill.

[@Mona-.-]

@@hotdogpepper8410 that literally didn’t change my fact at all but k. Like 2 million people died in a year or smth

[@osamaabogarara4475]

I fear no man, but this guy He scares the living shit out of me!

[@bakinyt9287]

I like how he wastes some seconds of the speedrun looking at things he cant afford

[@crimzen6684]

Meanwhile 1:12 Millions go outside to watch solar eclipse on cellphones. Me: *Facepalms*

[@bait5257]

😂

[@sleeepyyknight5119]

Maybe it’s to protect their eyes? Like how they can look at the eclipse directly

[@daniellecruz3311]

I like that the player put "no u" as the disease's name.

[@reninamontojo2887]

Your just "peacefully, happily" playing plague inc and it all ends when some creepy laugh from a child

[@dinarab.4296]

N O U D E S T R O Y E D T H E H U M A N I T Y. Edit: oh yay 2 likes

[@theno9075]

9*

[@vaidehishukla3518]

*32

[@dolphindubstep965]

*43

[@channelnamenotfound007]

*oh yay 44 likes*

[@itsnova4898]

@@channelnamenotfound007 leave now!!!!

[@MLCrafter81]

Hey, just wanted to let you know that this is an outdated world record, new one is here: kzbin.info/www/bejne/e5-onZmVhcyYldk

[@mg_rex]

Ok

[@Mr.Pista-1]

Damn bro you're really good!

[@eddiefu9598]

MLCrafter81 did y’all know China banned this game

[@lukealvarez8359]

That was just disgusting to watch jesus christ how did you know it would play out like that??

[@hamburger4626]

MLCrafter81 you came back to comment this on a 1 year old video mad

[@breenud39tv]

I like how this gets recommended to me now with the coronavirus...

[@awairose9233]

So, how many symtomps do you want? This guy: Yes

[@freemorger]

Coronavirus: hold my beer

[@icte3335]

No, hold my corona (corona is crown)

[@freemorger]

@@icte3335 ahahaha

[@sigma_frenchie4075]

this is a dead meme since at least 2018

[@TJSTheSkynergy]

Corona is a beer in Centroamerica lol

[@chou5224]

No hold my symptoms

[@edyrlima3581]

Hey! Can you do one without speeding up and no genetic code modification? Please?

[@krvonz9434]

yeah he is a liar

[@blady3283]

@@krvonz9434 wuh?

[@Mike-kl5yc]

krvonz How? Can u elaborate on that?

[@DiamondYoshi101]

krvonz Explain.

[@SecondaryRBX]

Bruh that would be long smh

[@kmac291]

People: 2020 is tough but least it’ll end by 2021 2021:

[@night_YTbr1]

Ppl: the new pestilence isn't real it can't hurt you The new pestilence: a The plague doctor: PESTILENCE SPOTTED