Planet Coaster, but a random disaster happens every 5 minutes

Everything can be solved by adding more bathrooms.
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Music Credits (in order of appearance):
Gran Turismo 2 - Bonus
Super Mario 3D World - Hands-On Hall
Rez OST - 01 - Buggie Running Beeps 01
Star Fox Assault - Theme of Star Fox Assault
The Simpsons Hit & Run - Simpsons Hotline
Bowser’s Fury - Pounce Bounce Isle
Classical - Also Sprach Zarathustra
Dr. Kawashima’s Brain Training - Title Screen
Punch-Out - Main Theme
Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity - Guardian Menace (Enemy Keep)
Classical - Ride of the Valkyries
Overwatch - Play of the Game Theme
Mario & Sonic at the Sochi 2014 Olympic Winter Games - Bowser’s Galaxy Generator
Bayonetta 2 - A Present From Rodin (A)
Kirby and the Forgotten Land - Pitch-Black Horror
Phoenix Wright Dual Destinies - Pursuit Keep Pressing On
Mario Kart 8 - Dolphin Shoals (Underwater)
Smash Bros Brawl - Encounter
Donkey Kong Country - Simian Segue
Zelda Wind Waker - Molgera Battle
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Clock Time Attack
Hyrule Warriors Age of Calamity - Royal Research
The Sims - Some Assembly Required
Professor Layton & The Diabolical Box - Moment of Rest (Live Version)
Animal Crossing New Horizons - Welcome Horizons
Deathloop - Anonymous (Aleksis Dorsey)
Mario Kart 8 - Grand Prix Recap (SFX)
FE Three Houses - Blue Skies and a Battle (Rain)
Mario Kart 8 - Cloudtop Cruise
Classical - Hall of the Mountain King
[Dual Destinies - Suspicious People
Bayonetta 2 - Shopping (B)
Mario Kart 8 - GCN Baby Park
Classical - Blue Danube
Beyond Good and Evil - Ambience Snare
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Born to Fight
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Event BGM 110
Miitopia Princess
Zelda Twilight Princess - Hidden Village
Pepsi Man - Theme Song
Super Mario Galaxy - King Kaliente
Classical - Also Sprach Zarathustra
Yakuza 0 - Interplanetary
Pepsi Man - Theme Song
Ring Fit Adventure - Smoothie
Xenoblade Chronicles 3 - Chain Attack
Gran Turismo 5 - Feels So Good
Mario Kart 7 - Main Menu
Kirby Air Ride - City Trial
Kirby and the Forgotten Land - Abandoned Beach
Sea of Thieves - Maiden Voyage
Jet Set Radio - Sneakman
Sonic Generations - Crisis City (Modern)
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - Koopas Lava Empire
Super Mario Galaxy 2 - The New Galactic Empire
About DougDoug:
Doug is a sentient bell pepper who was hired by the FBI to crack gaming challenges and also talk about things with food
#Classroom #DougDoug #planetcoaster

[@aaronharris1092]

The Defunctland series is gonna go absolutely crazy

[@callmefox630]

The best last twist would be that Michael Eisner was the Jonitor all along.

[@princeimrahil6557]

This made me laugh out loud

[@truongtran-sl6rh]

ok

[@angelsartandgaming]

Now I just wanna see Defunctland just make a parody documentary of Pepsi Park and the one with the cannibal janitors.

[@jadenhastakenover9328]

Dj great

[@kittenchristmas4194]

I just love how this challenge ended up with Twitch chat and an A.I creating lore for a theme park on the verge of bankruptcy.

[@kinosmead]

I mean, that's literally every DougDoug challenge. Doug tries to play the videogame and chat is making up buckets of lore about whether or not Doug is employed by an Applebees, or asking him for Groceries, orscreaming about Yawnitor the Cannibal Janitor (Cannitor)

[@burnt.cheerios1106]

Man i cant ever find a normal planet coaster gameplay, from LetsGameItOut to making nightmares and doug doing stuff like divorce island

[@Axeeco]

@@burnt.cheerios1106 why else would you want to watch someone play planet coaster

[@burnt.cheerios1106]

@@Axeeco Fair enough

[@oantran8060]

ok

[@TheWizerd64]

Honestly, it's hard to pick a favorite part of DougLand for me growing up. They all instill such nostalgia - I'm torn between 5,000-Benchland, the iconic giant balloon towers, or the magnificent giant Pirate Ship rainbow.

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

My favorite childhood memory from DougLand was hiding, sobbing, behind an overflowing trashcan filled with rotting burgers while janitors stalked the paths to find me

[@TheWizerd64]

@@SwizzleDrizzl Hide-In-A-Pile-of-Rotting-Burgers-While-Janitors-Hunt-You Mountain was my favorite ride as a kid too!

[@pIantgang]

What’s DougLand? Ive only heard of “The Theme Park”

[@Frederatorr]

In reality its none of these. Its the track ride

[@2shy2guy52]

Me too, my favorite part is that after a few hours the owner stranded us in the park. I'm still there right now!

[@nekomancer47]

When the AI started talking about how much the janitor liked watching children go through his cleaning products A LOT, I was SO relieved when it turned out he was JUST a cannibal.

[@258E]

Yeah i was scared he would be evil😅

[@White_Pixels]

@@258E He still is

[@258E]

👀​@@White_Pixels

[@Sus_pumpkin]

@@White_Pixelshow? (Former cannibal here)😊

[@Smallllllllllllllwolf]

Mhhhh

[@wolfnx336]

I love imagining walking into an amusement park and seeing like 10 signs in all caps saying DONT LET YOUR CHILDREN NEAR THE JANITORS

[@madpie5147]

wait, the parks you've been to don't have that?

[@Bridgetrollhaspizza]

Strange, every theme park I've gone has those signs at every turn

[@spingleboygle]

that’s weird, i’m pretty sure that’s standard procedure to place one on every block

[@Flitch300]

I thought you said "EAT" instead of "NEAR" 😂

[@wyattprice9364]

@@spingleboygle how many theme parks have you been to?

[@firstnamelastname5574]

This whole situation deserves an animated series, imagine the suspense when Joniter is hired

[@micahphilson]

_Doug hires a new janitor_ "Wait, why is there suspenseful music playing?!"

[@FloatingRat4304]

All of Doug’s videos deserve a full fledged tv series

[@NotDuggyman]

*Yoniter

[@valodia1]

and headmaster is the main person you follow in season 2 in season 1 its doug doug you follow

[@foxbread3714]

And then they make a spin-off about Divorce Island

[@mrducky2550]

As a janitor, I’m very excited to see some representation! Haven’t watched the video yet, but I’m sure it puts us as a janitorial community in a great light. Unfortunately my child was eaten by a cannibal a few months ago, so some appreciation for my line of work will definitely make my day!

[@puffles5187]

I’m sorry for your loss. Stupid cannibal.

[@theguythatdoesstuff1004]

Reading that last bit before watching the video was wild

[@coldspice_2950]

@Chad 007 youtube bots are the ultimate Virgin Betas

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

my friend is actually a janitor and I feel like I should send this vid to her

[@vibes_4225]

@@fluffyphoenix8082do it

[@johnwelsh872]

Today was an awful Valentines. The divorce was finalized and I heard my ex wife has already moved on to some Janitor who shares my name. Glad Dougdoug uploaded a new vid so I can take my mind off that.

[@launderine]

this is the video for you

[@bello666]

did she.. take the kids, I heard johnitor the janitor loves them

[@Humblepie_WHAT]

I don't mean any disrespect, but if she left for Johnitor... Then what does that say about you?

[@johnwelsh872]

@@Humblepie_WHAT I couldn't tell you. She just packed up the kids and said she needed to find a man who appreciates the 'flavors of life'

[@camtranquoc3745]

ok

[@GamerGuy249]

I like the fact that Doug made a park that was 32 miles long, hired a guy who was a veteran of both worlds wars, and then was confused that trash was piling up.

[@DianaLehman-s3l]

I’d argue “Cannibalist Veteran of the Vietnam war”

[@starkiller4557]

I love that the SECOND chat took control, they knew exactly what to remove first.

[@RedBoko2017]

the janitor

[@davialmeida4442]

@@RedBoko2017and then the crappy ride

[@Syphin_0]

@@davialmeida4442 its a great ride

[@SaphirePhionex]

@@davialmeida4442”ride” is overrating it.

[@trulynotsimon]

​@@davialmeida4442it's beautiful I tell you (DougDoug will feed me)

[@daskanguru3515]

Now if only Doug would acknowledge the random disasters happening in his basement every day

[@bananabuns1369]

the hurricane through sacramento is still having us soaked over it, can he please get a plumber?

[@daskanguru3515]

@@bananabuns1369 You'll have to wait until April 7th

[@animalmango6499]

@YeaMan Dougs too old to refer to music as fire.

[@immikewazooki]

Only in aisle 13

[@FemboyNamedRaine]

@YeaMan cap

[@AwesomeSuaceable]

"am I being invaded by the Mongols?" not even a minute in and I'm already laughing my ass off

[@Formula_Zero_EX]

Crash Course: *Hold up…*

[@victordefinitely2165]

@@Formula_Zero_EX ALWAYS THE EXCEPTION!

[@marshspy]

@@Formula_Zero_EX oh god John green has been summoned

[@gotgunpowder]

We're the exception!

[@mittycommitspizzatime92]

I like how Doug almost won the second round but as soon as chat took control they drove the park into the ground

[@The73MPL4R]

Never underestimate how efficiently Twitch chat can coordinate to cause maximum chaos

[@GodsDissapointment]

Funny thing is we would've won the first one but the one person who told him he could flatten the ground successfully made Doug waste 4,000 dollars on absolutely nothing.

[@amethyphoenix]

@@GodsDissapointment DougDoug wasn't smart with his money until pepsi park, which he actually ended with a profit, so... even without his chat sabotaging him, he probably would've still needed the power of pepsiman to win

[@anangrybird3402]

No, it was because of that horrible ride, once chat deleted it everything changed

[@amethyphoenix]

@@anangrybird3402 Yes, DougDoug went from being barely cashflow positive to going bankrupt

[@NNeuralghost]

Doug, I just want to thank you. I’ve had extreme insomnia for a majority of my life, and I’ve tried damn near everything, but it would never stop. Then I saw your cart ride and I immediately collapsed on the spot and had the best sleep I’ve ever had.

[@treydement]

that was a good one

[@spingleboygle]

nah thats foul 💀💀💀

[@mokasaam1819]

Good for you, hope you enjoyed your nap. Insomnia be very difficult to live with

[@capybara2515]

@@mokasaam1819I don’t think they actually have insomnia

[@spidey1100]

@@capybara2515 I mean the horrible night terrors that likely sprung up from seeing Doug's cart ride might've gave them a bit...

[@Zachattack-nu7lr]

47:41 "I mean, they're paying for it, I don't care." Doug just summed up pretty much every corporation in a single sentence.

[@pokko9059]

man, this video was quite the rollercoaster

[@cyandizzy]

glad the video dropped. these puns suck help

[@The1Scraf]

.. nice

[@cyandizzy]

@someuser. why is it a video on how to make pizza???????? out of any video you could advertise

[@turnityp886]

the video was released 24 minutes ago

[@randomlittleidot]

@@turnityp886 damn, exposed🫃

[@MCisAwesome95]

This is OSHA, we congratulate Doug for building a theme park and are excited to take a look! We sincerely hope this is a very safe and humane attraction and that nothing is going horribly wrong, like people getting kidnapped or the janitors eating the kids

[@aconfusedwitch1817]

As a janitor hired a few weeks ago I can assure you there are no such issues. there are so little issues in fact that you don't even need to look! -jonitor#3

[@MCisAwesome95]

@@aconfusedwitch1817 Really? Impressive work Jonitor #3, our compliments to Doug and the entire staff team of janitors (who possess very wholesome and normal diets that don't involve children) We at OSHA send our kindest wishes of good luck to the success of the theme park

[@Mayhaps-a-turtle]

@@MCisAwesome95 Dear OSHA there could in no way be a member of Pepsi Land Jonitorial staff eating children, but even if there were, we assure you that the children eating is all necessary to keep the park clean and free of litter.

[@MCisAwesome95]

@@Mayhaps-a-turtle Keeping the park clean and free of litter? Why, the staff at this fine establishment are so thoughtful! The health inspector will be pleased, this is going on your review along with the numerous confirmations and evidence that there is no consumption of children occurring behind the scenes. We at OSHA are very proud of Doug and his delightful staff!

[@kubamcmillan3078]

​​@@MCisAwesome95 ignore rumors of janibals and baby burgers and janibal cults

[@8Noob]

As a child in Joniter’s stomach. This is a really good video.

[@blainewheaton9679]

How’s your signal on there?

[@8Noob]

@@blainewheaton9679 it turns out joniter has a whole wifi system down here.

[@limitlesscord7319]

would you say your experience in there is overall worse or better than Doug's basement?

[@8Noob]

@@limitlesscord7319 The only bad thing about the joniters stomach is I don’t get to see my parents. But Joniter has like a whole 5 story house for all the children he ate. Then he refreshes with another story on top. 10/10 would be swallowed again.

[@ccfffvbbbbbffg1774]

They should add a dlc to this game where you make a child-only theme park in Jonitor's stomach. It could have tower defense! What are we defending against, I hear you ask? I have no idea! The larval form of Jannibals maybe, where they act as parasites for adult Jannibals that compete with their parents. Are their Jannibal tribes? How advanced is their civilisation, if they have one? I'm pretty sure they're born with the outfit and the mop... Are they capable of human speech? If so, is it merely a surface level mimicry to allay suspicion, evolved to copy the mannerisms of the local populace or do they comprehend the deeper meanings of their words? Are their minds fundamentally different to ours? Do they operate on blue and orange morality? Is there sexual dimorphism? Do they reproduce asexually? Can they take any role and play the part of the Janitor to stay unassuming or are they locked into that profession? How much do instincts govern their thought processes? What is their culture like, if it exists? I hope you enjoyed reading my stream of consciousness about the biology of the Jannibals, because I certainly had fun writing it.

[@the_doug_digital]

7:48 there NEEDS to be a Best Donation Messages compilation somewhere. This was maybe the funniest Twitch Chat quote I’ve ever heard

[@BritishEmpire1707]

I laughed more than I should have when Doug said "Am I being invaded by the Mongols?"

[@snarkyrogue118]

This chat is one of the most consistently funny I've seen. Great community

[@bilinasmini3480]

Let’s Game It Out: ”Amateurs.”

[@jimmyp4024]

That's why chat is the main character

[@Mothbean]

The only funny twitch chat

[@SeriKit-to6eb]

@@Mothbean every other just be spam 'omegalul'

[@spidey1100]

Doug's chat is definitely the most... unified Twitch chat I've ever seen. It's scary how single-minded and focused hundreds of people can be with a common goal. For instance, these nuts.

[@Nameless_Wretch]

You know a DougDoug challenge is going to be good when it begins with "Attempt 1"

[@LemonMori]

813 likes and one comment? I’ll change that

[@twerk2dcreatorverified264]

837 likes and two comments? I'll change that

[@Theonetruefork]

I broke the chain

[@LatteSR]

likes AND comments??? i'll

[@firstlast-oo1he]

@@Theonetruefork 1.4k likes and six comments with a broken chain? I'll change that.

[@JoeyTDoesThings]

The laugh tracks after Chat forced Doug to delete the cart ride sent me.

[@spingleboygle]

the cart ride is peacefully living in rollercoaster hell

[@Liam-yf7sl]

How dare you @spungbopscarepans!

[@Liam-yf7sl]

The kart ride is actually good, for me.

[@the-pink-hacker]

It's rare for a streamer's chat to actually be funny. Doug's chat is just something else.

[@xthexpunisherx]

This video now has 4.9 million views. It is entirely possible someone on their death bed remembers this video and is in fact happy they watched Doug make 300 benches

[@MulimanGames]

If you try to explain the DougDoug Cinematic Universe to someone you have to include: - Cannibalism - Farting very loud - Witchcraft - Rosa - Invading Harambe - Sexy momma squid - Fat Albert and way too much

[@littletiger08]

*but they’re disguised as gorillas

[@derpfluidvariant0916]

Can someone tell me what videos these are from? I've seen a bunch of his streams, but I still don't have context for the divorce jokes.

[@Ricky00951]

@@derpfluidvariant0916 I think I was can you beat gta 5 but the car is invisible

[@nikkifish]

And Diablo The Cheater

[@merchantziro4285]

- Poob vs Ploob - Magic Hat - Oxygen Crash - Dragon Ball - Saul Goodman coming back from the dead and legally acquiring Heaven - Space Pope - Toilet on Uranus _The list could honestly go on at this point_

[@p_ttown1979]

doug’s chat is so good at creating inside jokes and escalating gags

[@ClassyCorgi]

It’s legitimately impressive, and Doug plays off their antics so well

[@ovrh]

i think Doug has one of the best fanbases they're so innocent

[@leebfriends8512]

@@ovrhyou wish they were innocent

[@Nebulius_the_uuhhhh]

RIGGED

[@infection1156]

​@@ovrhnah its more like a malicious love

[@gyx1565]

I’m not sure why I’m laughing so hard at the AI naming the Janitor’ “Janitor” and the theme park, “The theme park”. 💀

[@Beefstudios_official]

And The second Janitor “Janitor #2”

[@themarked2820]

Creativity is a given, and obviously somebody took the AI’s away

[@Th4tC4t]

The Theme Tax, The Theme Tax, you gotta pay The Theme Tax every time your playing, when The Theme Park opens this Janitor comes lookin, The Rules are The Rulez and The Facts are The Factz, and when The Theme Park opens, you gotta pay The Tax.

[@mr_chicke]

Hey guys I just got a new dog! We named it “Dog”.

[@Beefstudios_official]

@@mr_chicke "I like dogs"

[@emma_nutella58]

I like to come back to this classic once and a while to remind myself what happened to my cousin who was tragically eaten by a janitor at a theme park

[@kjj26k]

1:15 "If I get something easy right now, I can build up so much momentum!" *We in the biz like to call that foreshadowing*

[@NVUSAttitude]

30:10 doug, after understanding how hard it is to please parkgoers after this stream, has to (when going to a theme park irl) ALWAYS ALWAYS ALWAYS, appreciate *tree* and *rock* because, you gotta remember, that park manager worked REALLY HARD to put that *tree* and *rock* there. Doug is never gonna take *tree* and *rock* for granted ever again

[@placeholderdoe]

I really appreciate it when I see some scenic trees and Dwane Johnsons at parks

[@I_Was_Groot_2000]

@@placeholderdoe the Dwane Johnson thing sent me

[@GreenStorm8200]

Don't take rocks for granit-

[@Interestking]

​@@GreenStorm8200Some people would tell you to leave. I'm telling you to stay because you are funny and don't let anyone tell you otherwise!

[@x9x9x9x9x9]

I am still amazed at how Doug made his channel so successful. He made chat specifically TTS almost a main character in everything so he gets A LOT of money from that. Its genius. But at the same time shout out to chat for being so hilarious and the editors for making these video as good as they are.

[@jcdenton2187]

Doug is living the dream, no doubt helped by his legit programming experience that lets him integrate chat so directly into his videos a lot.

[@robert.7230]

It's a perfect setup, and it gets quality content

[@isaac10231]

Years and years of hard work and experiments. He has a content guide on his DougDougDoug channel.

[@Zenlore6499]

The puns and wordplay are top tier today, well done everyone!

[@HercadosP]

For real, chat is such a main character. They are the content and give the man on the screen, money to say stuff

[@TheBestNameEverDefinitley]

It’s crazy your park is so bad that John who’s worked at literally every single theme park to have ever existed thinks it is the worst of them all by far to the point where he doesn’t even wanna work there

[@andreaszetterstrom7418]

There needs to be a "Do not feed the janitors" sign in this park.

[@PankoBreadcrumbs]

This had absolutely everything. Drama, suspense, pathos, extended lore, a glorious cart ride cut down in his prime. This was an absolutely perfect DougDoug video!

[@robinandrews3792]

I got to the janitor’s dark back story and laughed so hard that my dog ran in from the other room to make sure I wasn’t in pain. Good dog. Excellent Doug.

[@placeholderdoe]

The dog wanted to make sure Johniter didn’t get you

[@lightschen1644]

@@placeholderdoe fuck that got a wheeze outta me

[@hopper8514]

Good doug. Best streamer.

[@KendoEon]

I remembered going to this park once as a kid. The janitor was super friendly to me and my friends. Sadly, I have to go home early. My friends have a lot of fun that they all skipped school the next day. I went there few years later and I gotta say the kart ride is the best bed I ever sleep on. Cheers to the Divorce Island!

[@placeholderdoe]

Were your friends ever seen again?

[@KendoEon]

Yep, in my dream :)

[@Blue-fg8vt]

​@@KendoEon did they ask you to avenge them?

[@KendoEon]

@@Blue-fg8vt Avenge? Nah. They said they're lonely so I sent another group of friends there.

[@Cyberpunkninja92]

I have been seeing that recently 7 children went Missing, just wondering if they are the same group.

[@Kn1feShift]

27:51 I love the alert message. "I think I would rather go on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride than the cart ride."

[@TheZipperDragon]

I dont think I've ever laughed so hard as when John went on strike before even getting hired.

[@pistocchio3847]

Disasters? Like the hurricane I sent to Sacramento? I like this already!

[@spingleboygle]

THATS MY F**KING MAYOR

[@lm_Not_Smart]

Thy secondth reply

[@oneofthepeoples]

Let’s all remember that janitor worked at every theme park in the world.

[@suspicion1352]

And that they were paid max amount at one point on all three parks.

[@AAAAAA-613]

That was only John, who went on strike and lost his job immediately.

[@ishnenigans]

and then ate half of the populations children

[@grimmashley8422]

I love how chat was aggressively crapping on Doug's cart rides, but everytime he let them ride one they went absolutely insane

[@MythicBeanProductions]

Love how the AI apparently had a thing for cannibalism immediately

[@KreeperKilla551]

"At some point we're all going to die" Aaaaaand here comes the existential dread! Thanks, Doug! Been a while since I've had to deal with it.

[@fork3810]

Had to cancel my valentines date with my boyfriend to watch this. The divorce is always worth it for Doug

[@SwizzleDrizzl]

At least you can get into Divorce Island

[@Samu_Rise]

You can always hire Saul Goodman as the lawyer

[@Wertsir]

Divorce is pog

[@itsLantik]

Doug does rhyme with love after all!

[@Samu_Rise]

That's it, I'm getting a Dougvorce

[@AshBlossomWorshiper]

I've never seen Doug guilty laugh this much. Chat were on their A game this stream. Ita crazy how creative this community is

[@Redshirtgaming96]

They where until they started insulting the best rides

[@thecreatorofpc7929]

@@Redshirtgaming96 That was A+

[@teal_m_101]

This is why we have OSHA regulations.

[@dingoplays8256]

This is why we shouldn't have OSHA regulations

[@sirkorm948]

What the fuck is OSHA going to do about a tornado?

[@dmacpher]

@@sirkorm948 weewoo 😂

[@williamdocherty1816]

It’s actually OSHA suggestions

[@clementinelives]

@@sirkorm948 stop it, obviously 🗿

[@jackat4]

The idea of "having a ride that only leads to another extremely expensive ride but is the only way out" sounds like something from Rollercoaster Tycoon 2

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That Kart Ride is pretty normal and the same length as the local things I've gone to for kids. There was a mini rollercoaster that sane size!

[@snakebittenace7139]

The more bathrooms, the more we can keep Biff employed. This is a win-win guys.

[@PixelRockett]

Who’s Biff?

[@rainestorme25]

@@PixelRockett janitor

[@rainestorme25]

I love how no matter what name doug gives the new janitor he'll always be called biff in our hearts

[@redxlaser1562]

DougDoug lore just keeps getting deeper. I knew cannibal janitors were gonna appear eventually, there were doubters but I knew. I saw the signs all over the place, disguised as gorillas selling zorbees.

[@TimeBucks]

This had absolutely everything

[@dharamchavan4450]

Nice

[@reshmareddy125]

👍

[@haqeqat7217]

nice

[@shorifulislam7362]

Nice

[@misssusmita2502]

Very good content

[@Chloedasher]

11:19 Connection terminated I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication

[@zeoplayz8021]

"I *always* come back."

[@fuzionzfox]

21:58 That one kiddie cart ride from spongebob:

[@ryancflam]

34:48 “We cobbled together some new strategies” Chat: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@SmuggoTheLegit]

Y'know it's a good dougdoug video when he says "am I being invaded by the mongals??" less than a minute in

[@weareharbinger914]

The comparison of the ride to a sensory deprivation tank was amazing, holy shit. The entity that is chat is hilarious.

[@MaxLennon]

Hey, thanks! That was my message.

[@myarmsrgone]

Chat is a single being

[@spingleboygle]

the entire part where chat was collectively making fun of doug’s cart ride is hilarious no, the entire stream was hilarious.

[@guffthebir72]

It kinda pains me that there is a limited amount of doug doug content... im sad that this is the only video with that amazing shart ride. I can't belive it goes up, and down hill. You only miss it once its gone. Now, let's hear a poem about It from my poet, jhonniter... It would never give us up... It would never let us down... It would go up and down, and desert us... In the very end, it made us cry, and it's sad that it had to say goodbye... (Also, if you have any spare kids, send them my way)

[@CpsLock3]

as a former janitor (who thankfully never worked at an amusment park) i will just tell you right now. Jannies double as bouncers if we see people Taking Trash INTO the park This explains the Big Garbage bins outside

[@noahsterben5666]

It’s so sad that Chat is so jealous of magic kats cart ride, just because it gives their divorced wives a better ride than they ever could.

[@spingleboygle]

i think i’ve been on that ride, but can’t remember because i fell asleep immediately after entering because of how boring it was

[@JadeFalcon07]

"The cleaning products or the children" got me laughing till my drink went up my sinuses. I guess that's what happens when you try to function around Dougdoug.

[@nardinyouryard]

I want MORE OF THIS!!!! This is probably one of the most applicable ideas of your channel, Doug. Imagine other sandbox games, like Planet Zoo or Cities Skylines, where you have to do this challenge. That would be so fun to watch.

[@EnsoHenzo]

He did it already :) Probably going to his second channel because he has high standards and it was kinda shitty

[@tragossoboy6700]

​@@EnsoHenzo Are you talking about the "Planet Zoo"-Stream/s? I hope not, bc those were legit one of the funniest things I have ever seen, I laughed for hours on end. But to each their own. :)

[@nardinyouryard]

@@EnsoHenzo saw it posted like a few days after the og comment I made, really cool! I wanna see it with more games too!

[@ChromaAqui]

Pepsi Park was an utopia, a dream come true.. but then.. I lost my dad to divorce island, he didn't make it through the exit and now he's stranded there for about 69 years now..

[@gameglitchr9105]

ive watched and rewatched this video so many times and only just now realized that, during the second attempt with the great V park, when Doug had to add a total of 10 permanantly free burger shops, that there's nothing in the rules stating that he has to have them connected to the rest of the park. he could've put them onto divorce island, or made a new divorce island just to isolate them just to spite the customers.

[@Nixoth]

He needs a sign "do not feed the janitors" 🤣

[@xj-may]

As a southern Ohioan, I grew up going to Kings Island a lot. It’s always a great time, but I really felt like it was missing something, after visiting The Amusement Park and Pepsi Park, I finally realized what it was. I wasn’t cannibalized by the johnitor, nor was I trapped in the rides’ exit. I really hope KI gets onto adding those in the future

[@fandomcringebucket]

HOLY SHIT FELLOW SOUTHERN OHIOAN, KINGS ISLAND IS THE SHIT

[@xj-may]

@@fandomcringebucket hell yes, Kings Island rules even if the johnitors don’t eat kids

[@fandomcringebucket]

@@xj-may nah, but I'm pretty sure the costumed actors walking around during WinterFest do

[@merchantziro4285]

You know we're in for a good time when Doug Doug is close to an hour on his first attempt but the video hasn't even passed 15 minutes in length.

[@dawolfmaplays5997]

I loved going to DougLand as a kid. The arch of pirate ships was my favorite, and I remember being the only one of my friends who liked Magic Katz.

[@blobdestroyer1792]

37:36 “I don’t have to pay these people well” $50 an hour is ridiculous for a janitorial position. That’s like 250-300% of what janitors normally make.

[@Iluvpie6]

Except I think it’s per month, not per hour.

[@blobdestroyer1792]

@@Iluvpie6 Oh shit, that is not nearly enough to live on.

[@Clayst]

Chat demolishing Doug's ride is the single funniest thing that could have happened

[@Soccer_lover986]

Moral of the video: 2/3 janitors are cannibals

[@placeholderdoe]

The 3rd one just saves it until they clock out

[@spingleboygle]

jannibals

[@RogueHippie13]

I’m 10 minutes in and desperately hoping a janitor gets named “Jannibal Lector”

[@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123]

I loved going to The Theme Park as a kid. It was cheap and I got a lot of exercise as well. I remember going there with my friends on my birthday, and Johnitor the Janitor showed them his really cool chemical closet. He didn't let me go with him after I said it was my birthday because my parents would notice me missing so he gave me a lollipop and sent me on my way. Sadly my friends moved away not long after (I remember seeing their parents moving their stuff while crying), but all in all I had a really fun birthday!

[@twinzzlers]

I was there Zekromium, I WAS THERE

[@Deathtoast509]

@@ZekromAndYugiAndDrago123 rip reshiram

[@LimaBean-qz4jg]

I’m pretty sure the reason the Janitors weren’t doing their jobs (besides gleefully committing Jannibalism) is that there was one moment (I forget where) where next to Jonitor’s name, was “Free Roaming” with a little drop-down option thing

[@soul6733]

I legit became unable to breath just 5 minutes in because I was just laughing too hard. I'm in for a ride.

[@wahtishappening790]

At least it is a better ride than the insane asylum that is Doug's ride

[@insomniacnerd5592]

Doug’s streams all end up devolving in ways you can never predict and I adore it.

[@adam.e2154]

It's finally here. The best stream of last year.

[@sillypplproductions2]

It's been a long while since I've laughed myself til i started tearing up, even after Doug and Chat tried to take over the solar system, and that was pretty darn funny. Who knew that child eating could be so hilarious 😂😂

[@birdmcturd1626]

On the benches,some viewers (Samofhearts especially) didn't think Doug succeeded, but he actually got down 228 picnic benches and 18 normal benches in the 5 minutes, which totals 7,020 dollars and he had under 14,000 dollars so Doug actually did do it

[@yartum1656]

This story about child-eating jonitors is truly terrifying.

[@Goversher]

I love how the janitor was on free roaming so they were just following orders and burning time and kids.

[@storgasaur]

Dealing with chat must be so hard, mad respect to our overlord DougDoug

[@sumup49]

He owns a supermarket chain and a KZbin channel 😮

[@itskaydenxd6526]

2 bots in one comment, it’s only been a couple minutes

[@tatecrossette2855]

He's only our overlord because he's captured us and forces us to watch his streams and videos in his basement. I say it's time to rise up!

[@omega4663]

@Storg I think Chat has taken over the streaming side of Doug doug's channel If the editors want to they can cut twitch chat out of the videos the editors have power in the main line videos and chat has the rest.

[@E-man.]

@yeaman cause he wanted to burn it

[@bennyjax1237]

0:44 “Am I being invaded by the mongols???” 😭😭😭

[@sstarstorm]

Summary of attempt #1: Extreme Janitor lore, chat talking about eating babies, janitor eating babies, people being thirsty and Doug failing. Attempt 2: Doug makes extremely boring and not awesome cart ride with “scenery” chat deletes it later and Doug’s 2 park falls into bankruptcy.

[@yowaikemen]

Whoever edits these is impressive and has impeccable timing. Good job! Love the stylization.

[@NCSGaming15]

Watching the stream was fun, glad it got turned into a video for KZbin folks with less free time

[@winterhat7744]

Funny how Doug didn’t include the fact he went bankrupt on that second one like 45 mins in and proceeded to carry on anyway

[@coldes97]

I can't believe Biff wasn't included, this is hatred towards janitors #JusticeForBiff

[@Liquidglitch]

@@coldes97 no it's just because Doug hates us and all poor people.

[@robert.7230]

@@winterhat7744 rigged

[@winterhat7744]

@@robert.7230 exactly I was on the verge of losing like 5000 channel points, how would I feed my family!?

[@Malache]

I'm Glad This Video is on Trending. that means more people can hear about Cannibal Baby Janitors

[@fandomcringebucket]

...so the janitors are babies who are also cannibals?

[@ferchio4801]

15:40 this one caught me so off guard, laughed super hard 😂

[@ThroneOfBhaal]

Novel AI scares me. "My janitor eats children because I am a child the janitor ate my sister my mom has cancer I have no friends and now i'm being held prisoner by the demon lord of hell with only a tiny blue man for company The following is a true account of what happened in the night."

[@amia7z]

I gotta say, Jonh is a really nice guy, I sure hope he does his job.

[@THEmermaidghost]

I love that each DougDoug upload contains the most insane lore that totally makes sense if you watch the video. I expect nothing less than cannibal janitors and a brief detour of how Europeans pronounce Jan

[@invurret9533]

As a Planet Coaster player, I can confirm, Doug was being invaded by the Mongols at the start. It's a random event that has cleared out many of my parks since the Hussars needed to fight them off are really expensive and the event doesn't always happen.

[@plushskitz2119]

Ah yes, A theme park with Child-Eating Janitors, Hamburger helpers galore and the scenery of closed down rides. The truest of American theme parks

[@Boypower2566]

“Am I being invaded by the mongols?” -DougDoug 2023

[@kemaiclemons7835]

I remember the atrocious creations made by Let's Game It Out. Good times coming home to watch his chaos creations.

[@Uncle480]

I was waiting to find a reference to him. Glad I found one!

[@Goversher]

I love seeing like 100000 coasters breaking people's spine

[@Nic4111]

Each dougdoug stream is like a new arc of an anime, "the roller coaster arc" where Doug starts a park and hires FNAF like janitors.

[@TaintedKeeper]

Watched this all in 2 seconds, amazing video Doug, I think.

[@thesecondeevee9754]

so true tainted keeper

[@TheMagnaknight]

Hey Doug, its me. The leader of the tycoon crusaders. The horns were our scouts to watch over you and hoping you would build the most dope cart ride ever. You did not disappoint us. Make more cart rides

[@LostOnMountSilver]

I love how Doug's Twitch Chat is so in-between. Sometimes they want him to lose when you see messages like "YESSS" when he gets a bad roll, or you can see messages like "oh no..." when he gets a bad roll