Planet Zoo, but I elected Twitch Chat as CEO

[@DougDoug]

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[@complexityofdualityy]

Hot take but: MICORSOFT BING IS BETTER I SAID IT

[@xeavic173]

Thanks DougDoug.

[@pleasantdashi7112]

no

[@Hello-pv1xw]

W

[@igello5329]

I love chicken

[@firesighnavatar3283]

"give the animal food" *gets them a food container but no food* good job Doug

[@Thestuffnope]

Fuck these spam bots.

[@AveryChow]

you can look, but you can't touch!!

[@EmperorZ19]

Most of the death and mayhem was really on Doug this time, rather than Twitch chat. Unlike Cities: Skylines, you can't just throw down some zoning and have things function passably, and Doug didn't really know how to play the game. People would have had to carefully instruct him step by step to keep any of the animals alive. Every CEO was doomed to fail.

[@LanceTheManipulor]

​@Atomic Heart 🅥 Well, I mean, it does make sense.

[@Avengedtenfold]

The CEO's requested food for animals like, seven times and Doug was never able to do it. The assistant is certainly at fault here

[@TheRealWoopSlap]

13:51 The fact that an animal dying of old age is an achievement here instead of them sleeping forever says a lot about this park

[@edwinhuang9244]

The sleeping healthcare is so good that the animals all want to sleep forever.

[@philosophy_bot4171]

Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote: "If man makes himself a worm he must not complain when he is trodden on" ~ Immanuel Kant

[@Inabathtubuv]

It says a lot about the inherent weakness of flesh

[@sygneg7348]

@@philosophy_bot4171 The reddit bots are on KZbin now?

[@thikim7056]

ok

[@nix6940]

>Fills exhibit with tortoises. >Fills exhibit with water. >"Why won't these turtles swim?!"

[@rodrigorobles7433]

Their tortoises not turtles

[@ArmundJay]

i've legit seen videos of people who try to 'save' tortoises by putting them in lakes/ponds/oceans... like.. just look at them. how the fuck do people think those tanks are supposed to be aquatic?!

[@BrenBrenIsCool]

I was actually the CEO that made him put tortoises and i meant like a small pond not a huge lake

[@TheDragonsRose]

@@rodrigorobles7433 They're

[@lykiaookami6070]

@@ArmundJay witnessed it in person lol! We work at a shelter so when our newest colleague called me over for help because she doesn't know if she's doing it right and i walked over. I saw her kneeling over the water pool with our tortoise in hand and the water turtle sitting in the corner with his webbed feet, looking on lol. Thank god she didnt just put the tortoise in and instead called someone haha, poor guy was flailing his little feet trying to get away in the air - thankfully nothing happened but yeah some people don't notice the difference between the sleek, shiny and webbed water turtles and the big fella tortoises

[@YourAveragePlayer432]

Parkzer must be so happy that he gets a city and a zoo for free

[@Spiker985Studios]

Technically, the Zoo has a $3 fee

[@dano6145]

He will need to pay the fees and that is 89 quadrillion and 1 million dollars

[@loresiooiserol4306]

@@dano6145 Those meteor showers won't buy themselves

[@WaxierWarrior]

Parkzer: Lawyer, Gun Owner, City Mogul, Zoo CEO.

[@thomaspokusa4190]

DougDoug is mrbeast

[@TimeBucks]

The thumbnail really shows the true side and personality of twitch chat.

[@abdullahalmamun411]

Really

[@evamarkoneszilvasy9997]

Realy

[@rajuislam8870]

Nice

[@cameronkeen7217]

just wait for doug doug to change it again the fiend he is

[@jorgeuchoa2521]

Perfeito

[@daciapermissionweedgaming9087]

It's been an honor as the last CEO. What got cut out was when the game crashed without him saving, but adding the Limp Bizkit image autosaved the zoo. Limp Bizkit our Lord and Savior

[@eethr6306]

he did it all for the nookie 🙏🏻

[@scaleonkhan183]

that's hilarious

[@xuxekez]

Hog.

[@moist1700]

Wait... _I know you_

[@IFUCKINGLOVEAIRCONDITIONING]

shinyodd? lol

[@somebody4952]

CEO: Don't forget food Doug: They need food? This is gonna go well

[@tridocao143]

ok

[@smlik]

I agree with tri do cao's opinion

[@Gmystro]

I agree with doggerr r’s opinion

[@themarked2820]

i agree with Sandakin's opinion

[@Sheldon668]

I agree with Breezy’s opinion

[@masonmcvibes8690]

Parkzer's dream zoo seems like some insane victorian english noble's inhumane natural wildlife hunting reserve

[@calliejustwont]

it does though

[@p_ttown1979]

honestly if there was a zoo and just twitch chat were the exhibits, that would still be an amazing zoo

[@day7163]

D:

[@cyborgmonday4817]

I'm just imagining chat making various animal noises

[@SadSpectacle1]

​@@cyborgmonday4817 WEEEWOOO

[@gugol1]

​@@cyborgmonday4817 RIGGED

[@alyoshamikhaylov7651]

There is, its called Twitter

[@omegaschatterbox8366]

I love how parkzer is totally like not into gaming and like overall internet culture, but he's so into and supportive of whatever the fuck is going on with doug's streams

[@zeldzamezeeslak6082]

Yeah I love it I love Parker want to smell

[@igello5329]

Parkzer is living the best life getting a whole city and zoo dedicated to him ❤

[@BiggySmokey-q2v]

I'll edit this comment once I watch the video but the city had no water or electricity

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

@@BiggySmokey-q2v *THATS MY FUCKING MAYOR*

[@An_Entire_Lime]

​@@BiggySmokey-q2v Its still dedicated to him though

[@CaitlinMagness]

It’s what he deserves

[@giangtran-to6tb]

ok

[@KylerMaxxing]

I'm saddened that no one thought of hiring another child eating janitor to help with Parkzer's hate for children 😔

[@senbujohns4489]

Parkzer is either playing the bits or completely clueless each times and either way it looks like he's winning in life.

[@Arras01]

He definitely knows, but responding like this is funnier.

[@draugnaustaunikunhymnphoo6978]

Sometimes he watches and knows, sometimes he doesn't watch and go in blind. For these reaction videos, I believe he doesn't watch them on purpose. I am sure Parkzer is aware when Doug is Streaming to make him readily able to pick up the phone.

[@bigbadgammagnome]

I imagine Doug asked him ahead of time so he'd have time to react to the park. Otherwise he might be busy. So that way he'd also know not to watch the stream so he could react to it blind. I don't know for sure but that's just what I assumed, it's more funny that way imo

[@draugnaustaunikunhymnphoo6978]

@@bigbadgammagnome Yeah, there's gotta be behind-the-scenes communication before Streams start.

[@kylefarrell849]

He was playing a bit when he thought jasmine was a main character and Mike wasnt

[@greninjagreen_11]

What I love more about the VODs is that you're able to see the mini funny moments that aren't good enough to stay in the actual KZbin video. For example: 7:56 When Doug was decorating one of the otter exhibits, he found a really really huge temple or colosseum or something along those lines, but it was locked in a DLC that he didn't have. This made chat complain to Doug to buy the DLC for Rosa, so that they could get the cool temple. 9:18 Neither Doug nor any of the mayors ever realized that they Galapagos Tortoises and not Turtles, and Tortoises can't swim, because they're the land only version of turtles. 11:01 Around this time, Doug "accidentally" leaked the DougMug, which as it sounds, is a type of DougDoug merch not yet available that is, well a mug. Although many people in chat suspected that he leaked it on purpose for advertisement. 15:21 When Doug was building the "PE", many people made penis jokes and joked about how this is an adult only zoo cuz kids cost $100. 16:56 Doug said after building One Tree Hill; "Okay well let's be seriously mature here and not put 2 spheres at the bottom" 22:42 Doug setup a Prediction if Parkzer would visit the zoo, and many people betted that he wouldn't. And lathough he hated it, Doug stated that he technically said we WOULD visit the zoo, and the believers got a ton of channel points.

[@daciapermissionweedgaming9087]

Also when the game crashed during the tour but adding Limp Bizkit autosaved

[@its_malarkey]

God bless Limp Bizkit

[@CraiyonTheDestroyerOfWorlds]

We need doug to play spore.

[@krzysztofczarnik2629]

Yes

[@dersimpa9517]

100%. I mean, Imagine what wonderful names we could come up with.

[@P4ssw0rdl0s3r]

Definitely

[@boredhuman6512]

I approve

[@idiotnumber2780]

At least 10 Geneva conventions will be broken if that happens

[@rowmacnezumi8953]

The brief sad music with the tiger roar whenever something died is just brilliant.

[@enderloch]

I've been dying over the fact that there were like 50 dead animals because the ceo kept buying endangered species and not giving them any food.

[@myarmsrgone]

Wait, they need food?

[@tenxgs]

it got me dying when Parkzer asked "why are they all in boxes"

[@blueboytube]

The humans in the human exhibit never went sleepy. That’s a very good sign. I think your zoo is thriving!

[@velgrynd4890]

We all know rosa doesn’t need food, she feeds off of positive emotions

[@XAVlER444]

Lol

[@Eradical6969]

welp then looks like rosa is going hungry

[@Skywarslord]

And crabs.

[@blakksheep736]

Hence why she died.

[@argon2532]

She likes it so much she passes out...

[@endruv_2287]

14:30 is a rare peek into Parkzer's mind and suddenly it makes perfect sense why he's friends with Doug.

[@GhaniKeSawah]

you'd think that he's the straight man who always gets called in for Doug's bullshit but.... maybe not

[@awesomegaymer5786]

"I like zoos where, to some extent, your safety from the animals is your own responsibility.

[@Kaanfight]

@@awesomegaymer5786lawyers HATE him!

[@awesomegaymer5786]

@@Kaanfight but he is one

[@elitebelt]

Honestly that was so unexpected lmao but go off king

[@El_pzza]

I’m not gonna lie, the $10 children joke got me more than anything else

[@PixelRockett]

When was that in the vid?

[@timthesnail5927]

@@PixelRockett 12:26

[@amodelcitizen]

It's important to note that the person running around with a box at the end had been doing so for who knows how long and was not going anywhere. She was just running around the zoo with a boxed animal

[@Alfiethegamerr]

Now time to make a house for Parkzer... In the Sims!!!

[@jojogacha974]

We need the violence mod so that when parkzer sees it it’s filled with ghosts.

[@Toast583]

Yes

[@Rysussybaka]

Pretty sure most of the problems were caused by DougDoug not knowing simple gameplay mechanics... like putting down empty food containers instead of giving food 😂

[@apollo4023]

DougDoug makes such good content it's actually crazy. No one deserved that award more than him.

[@jaycie586]

Even the sponsor segments are hilarious top-tier content

[@Roudy421]

True fans will remember the original thumbnail of DougDoug holding a zebra.

[@Lincolnium_]

Real

[@radpenguin2095]

This is perfect. Doug being the groveling servant, and chat the king. As it should be.

[@magicball3201]

Isn't that how the anime usual works? The main character has a side character as a servant?

[@Dabfoots]

It was my honor to serve as a CEO at this beautiful zoo.

[@GenericUpstartYoutuber_]

Parkzer is that one side character everyone loves more than the main character

[@idoinfactlikechips5147]

Dont say that about chat

[@meem6154]

@@idoinfactlikechips5147 we aren’t talking about chat

[@tacotuttle]

@@meem6154chat is the main character

[@KCzz15]

I actually find Parkzer to be total cringe and stop watching the video whenever he shows up.

[@GottemGGs]

There are two types of people in this world. People who love parkzer and liars. And you sir are a liar

[@entothechesnautknight1762]

I like how everything else was so normal, but then Parkzer hit us with the live blood sports. Like of all aspects of this zoo, i wasnt expecting the fact the CEOs caged all the animals together to be the least egregious part.

[@onlysmiles4949]

"Don't forget the food" "They need food?" Oh, this'll be great

[@man-batiszkokabatsow4153]

You know your zoo is a success when animal dies of old age and not of dehydration

[@diegorkus8916]

Doug really channeled his inner Billy Mays for that opera GX add

[@DS-tv2fi]

HELLO! DOUGY MAISE HERE!

[@StarlightNkyra]

I love these videos because of how halirious twich chat is. One fourth of twitch chat feels like they're gamers that are having a great day, while everyone else feels like they're all up at three am and chugged four monster energies; they're choatic and shit all over their keyboards to decide what order to give next, laughing hysterically. Its haliarious and its some of my favorite content on this platform.

[@BunnyJolf]

Moonchild will forever stand as the best mayor period

[@ghoultooth]

Truly the mayor of all time

[@CBusschaert]

Doug clearly able to make the obvious distinction between turtles and tortoises gives me joy. Please never actually ask a tortoise to swim though.

[@faceoctopus4571]

I thought he was unable to make the distinction.

[@spacemonkey5256]

We need that hog hunting video right now DougDoug.

[@xandervandenboogaard8248]

Yes we sure do!

[@spicyidiot849]

If he does not make that video my life will become meaningless

[@tramnguyenduy954]

ok

[@tamtri6218]

ok

[@rileysharp5173]

ok

[@anunprofessionalfrog1180]

The Rosas dying hit different now that the real Rosa is dead

[@swagzagoon2596]

Did not think we would be getting another one of these, and now I'm so glad we did.

[@pandapotato5121]

I love that Doug filled an enclosure of tortoises with water, this is why we have different words for turtles, which swim, and tortoises, which cannot

[@BrenBrenIsCool]

I was the ceo that suggested turtles (i didn’t know they were tortoises until after ) and i meant like a small pond for water for them to drink.

[@mrinfinity5557]

I really liked it when he douged all over at 13:52. Just an incredible moment

[@Darko_Boi]

​@VamossGaming 🅥 omg!!! VAMOS gaming!!! ma fav utubr!!!! real one?????££€€¥£€£¥£ VAMOS!

[@mrinfinity5557]

@@Darko_Boi its not

[@ggtt312]

@@mrinfinity5557 r/woooshhhh

[@mrinfinity5557]

@@ggtt312 it might be a third bot comment trying to make it look real, watch out

[@ghoultooth]

⁠@@mrinfinity5557 you can literally check their other comments. No wonder you got woooshed

[@fireblade2773]

8:00 Doug: Oh look at that, Its adorable The Rotting corpse he's looking at:

[@insomniacnerd5592]

DougDoug is winning at life. Every time I watch a video, I can just see that he’s enjoying himself so much. It’s nice.

[@nightspicer]

15:58 if anyone's interested, the name means "he doesn't know, he can't" which is funny, cause it directly contradicts the reality, as he's an amazing CEO

[@ImperatorLemon]

A great description of the zoo: “Welcome to Pee Park, a unique and extraordinary zoo dedicated to honoring the great man known as Parkzer! Located amidst lush greenery, Pee Park is a haven for both nature enthusiasts and admirers of Parkzer's remarkable contributions. Let me take you on a virtual tour of this extraordinary zoo. As you enter Pee Park, you'll be greeted by the majestic Bathroom Plaza. Inspired by Parkzer's love for cleanliness and comfort, the plaza offers state-of-the-art restroom facilities designed to ensure a pleasant and hygienic experience for all visitors. The elegant architecture and serene atmosphere make it a perfect starting point for your adventure. Venturing further into the zoo, you'll encounter the Madagascar Exhibit. This fascinating area showcases the rich biodiversity of Madagascar through a unique display of animal bones. Carefully curated and presented, these artifacts offer a glimpse into the intriguing world of lemurs, fossas, and other remarkable creatures that inhabit the island. The exhibit serves as a tribute to Parkzer's fascination with the natural world and his commitment to preserving its wonders. Ascending a gentle slope, you'll discover the iconic Tree on the hill. Standing tall and proud, this magnificent tree serves as a symbol of strength, resilience, and growth-attributes that Parkzer himself exemplified throughout his life. The Tree on the hill provides a peaceful retreat, offering visitors a tranquil space to reflect and appreciate the beauty of nature”

[@ImperatorLemon]

Yes, I used ChatGPT

[@starcoin5653]

Doug and Parkzer as a dynamic is the human equivalent of perpendicular lines

[@giordy2195]

The thumbnail really shows the true side and personality of twitch chat. The genoicide of animals whit doug doug carrying one of the victims while he screams with sadness and despair but also fear of facing the same fate

[@niko5008]

Na doug's just screaming "LAUNDRY!!!!" Since twitch chat's clothes are smeared with blood. What a bummer, they loved that shirt...

[@tacotuttle]

@@niko5008 I like the idea that all of twitch chat has the same shirt and they all get dirty at the same time

[@DrGandW]

Hold up Doug Doug is honestly most of the reason these animals died in the first place

[@GabrielsAdvent]

@@DrGandW Yeah, it’s Doug’s fault! Our CEO, who forgot to specify to Doug to actually give the animals the proper necessities, is never in the wrong!

[@An_Entire_Lime]

​​@@GabrielsAdvent Our CEOs, who specified that the animals needed food and water like 7 times are never wrong* The animals then proceeded to all die of dehydration because Doug didn't know how to actually give them food and water. 10/10, would hire Doug again

[@liviothesentinel]

When he said he was going to try taking more sponsors on stream. this OperaGX ad is the exact thing i expected. Love the content.Thx Doug and Team.

[@Darsom]

Doug is the only youtuber I have watched who actually manages to make a sponsor entertaining.

[@thearcanehunter2736]

You don't know that many youtubers then.

[@Darsom]

@@thearcanehunter2736 oh I do, I just feel that most of them have very boring and basic sponsor parts

[@thearcanehunter2736]

@@Darsom Some I feel can make pretty entertaining sponsor segments, though I can't think of many off the top of my head. Doug is definitely one of them. We probably just watch different types of videos.

[@Darsom]

@@thearcanehunter2736 yeah, probably

[@Skelington]

@@Darsom Internet Historian also has pretty entertaining sponsor segments.

[@doublehuman94]

2:39 I want this video so much. Honestly this is my favorite Doug Doug clip ever. I mean, look at his eyes as he says “THEY’ER OUT THERE”

[@robertfaulkkner5508]

I see “twitch chat” and “CEO” in the title and I’m ready for another DougDoug classic

[@Kekoapono]

The sponsor ad was the best damn ad I've ever seen from a content creator, and it's not even close. I'm also nearly overwhelmed by the comedy in this video. Internet chat/comments sections are always the funniest places on the Internet, but Doug is also hilarious, so I often feel like I'm laughing more than actually watching the video. Thank you for the guffaws, Doug and Twitch Chat!

[@Rainez-]

It’s a good day when Doug uploads🎉

[@SomeoneYouDontKnowOfficial]

"You know I am a unique individual with unique ideas." 5 minutes later "So we need otters."

[@zsoltpancsics3713]

0:01 wow REALLY fast dumpter diveing sound effect

[@tacotuttle]

what is a dumpster diving sound effect

[@zsoltpancsics3713]

@@tacotuttle search dougdoug dumpster diving sound effect and watch that clip

[@goldbigeagle6772]

The contrast between Doug’s upbeat tone as he gives Parkser the tour and the disgust of his reaction is hilarious. The upside down limp bizcuit was ok, then his suspicious were thoroughly raised at the quick flyby of the hundreds of yellow ducks pond, to not being able to take it about the “sleepy” tiger, “he’s not sleepy he’s dead”

[@scientificthesis]

I'm always waiting for Doug's new video to come out. They're such fun that I've watched some of his past videos multiple times. It is my fortune that I got recommended one of his videos that one day and found it super funny.

[@vsptylore3639]

That one chat member trying to make an exhibit that just shows a dead panda to kids was comedy gold ngl

[@z0mbi3ok]

Never thought I'd be watching twitch Chat make a zoo while in a hospital parking lot

[@placeholderdoe]

You good?

[@2dragonfire514]

17:00 - "why do we just have animals in boxes" -- well, isn't that just the whole point of a zoo? Animals in boxes...

[@kyltredragmire4939]

I find it incredible how badly the zoo failed, when twitch chat seemed to actually be trying to make it work.

[@shoulderescape]

The fact that the ad is the most rewatched part of this episode speaks so much about how funny doug can be, nomatter what

[@anijay64]

Parkzer is such a great dude. I love how chill he is compared to how chaotic Doug and chat is. It’s always so entertaining 😂

[@ToastyFruitcake]

This is strangely accurate to working in a place with high staff turnover- every new manager causes more problems instead of solving anything the last ones did lmao. Every now and then you get a good one that cleans a few things up but before you know it someone else is there taking credit and making it all worse again. Great video!

[@AlexanderPrice-oe2rh]

4:20 Doug saying "they need food?" in a confused voice is so funny

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

12:40 Janitor, I know that's you!😊

[@eoghanpower2541]

Twitch chat is 100% better at architecture than Bob the builder

[@eoghanpower2541]

@Mathew Beam 🅥 ok

[@exotic1405]

Did you just say Bob the builder does architecture

[@claudetheclaudeqc6600]

aka how to trigger RCE

[@Zlinkra]

@@exotic1405 no he said twitch chat better than him

[@sakuraemerald3288]

“Why don’t they know how to swim? They’re Galapagos turtles!” That’s a… that’s a tortoise.

[@SUPRFC]

"Now that I think about it I've never eaten a tiger"💀

[@snowtail1951]

I usually just skip through the sponser segments of videos, but Doug managed to make his entertaining enough to watch. Good on him.

[@salty_wuterrmelon8655]

18:49 Parkzer: *casually clears throat in Seth Rogen*

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

Doug making the tortoise enclosure 90% water and then asking why can’t they swim is making me glad Doug isn’t real and can’t harm animals

[@ilyanoeteuscher6870]

Twitch chat is the embodiment of chaos and I'm here for it

[@DietermiGamzD125]

The editing was amazing in this one

[@PxPtheBook]

19:09 best Parkzer line

[@sverreaar9916]

the 360 panorama exhibit of just some people protesting inhumane conditions is so funny

[@theworlds1stbaby549]

I love how the Spoiler Alert at 22:00 is after the spoiler

[@M4doesstuff]

"Why don't they know how to swim" Doug asks about the TORTOISES who are LAND animals and not turtles

[@medicmayhem1]

If moon child was in this he would rock the zoo industry

[@Kogan1911]

These chat CEO videos is my favorite Doug content. Please make more!

[@ZonaLol0000]

9:18 there tortoises lol

[@ImperiousMax]

"Why aren't the turtles swimming?" *puts TORTOISES in the exhibit*

[@DogsWithPurpose]

Getting in the right outfit is crucial to making sure the Mayor feels at home

[@VinRocks]

I love how everyone who plays "planet zoo" doesn't ever think about making an actual zoo, nor to "plan it"

[@Anarchiey]

As someone named Matias, 8:05 caught me off guard and I poured my water all over my shirt

[@captainreggae99]

Doug's channel is my favorite otter exhibit.

[@JoeLikesBlue]

14:05 Schrödinger’s Tiger

[@Suberrrrrr]

Please make more episodes of this type of stuff, twitch chat as a democracy is the funniest thing ever

[@Herra_K]

I need the full hog hunt video.

[@thaumaTurtles]

Bit of a weird thing to praise, but I really loved the ad here. Doug goes above and beyond with everything; those little hog vids were such a nice touch

[@Mr-Flappy]

I almost died of laughter at 5:53 when he looked at the dead tiger. 😂

[@tonybippitykaye]

Parkzer is the perfect straight man to Doug’s chaoticness. Every dead pan reaction he makes never ceases to make me laugh as Doug tries to change the subject.

[@aidankresnik465]

why is parkzer one of the funniest people on the planet

[@thatdude937]

I love how Parkser’s been dragged kicking and screaming into being a main part of the channel

[@Engineer_gaming87]

THATS MY ZOO MAYOR

[@CT-3743_DeadEye]

At least nothing died in the rubber duck and human exhibits.

[@reillydino]

Fun fact: today is world Otter day

[@Regidrago-and-Regieleki]

I love how Doug Doug is in a classroom and he is a pepper teacher with chat as the students.💬👨‍🎓🫑👩‍🏫

[@Flowg__]

12:34 "kids are now $10" 💀

[@A_D5395]

Come on😭