PLANET OF THE APES (2001) BAD MOVIE REVIEW | Double Toasted

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@SmrtPhonRtistCF
@SmrtPhonRtistCF 7 ай бұрын
Here's an ironic thing. Tim Burton directed 2 Batman movies and later directed the 2001 movie. And later. Matt Reeves directed 2 Planet of the apes films and later directed The Batman. Isn't that something?
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 7 ай бұрын
Funny indeed. I think Matt nailed Apes alot better than Tim. BTW the writers on this, made Superman IV. Yikes.
@CLDJ227
@CLDJ227 7 ай бұрын
Interesting, didn't notice that lol 😄 😄.
@ryancurrul7208
@ryancurrul7208 7 ай бұрын
@@CLDJ227 Actually 3 Apes movies before he did The Batman.
@Whosthis761
@Whosthis761 7 ай бұрын
Weird how things turn out
@skyofthelivingdead
@skyofthelivingdead 7 ай бұрын
It’s like the old Lincoln/Kennedy thing
@mattfleurant9295
@mattfleurant9295 7 ай бұрын
I remember Tim Burton saying this wasn't a remake,but a 're-imagining'. He should've imagined a better movie.
@s.s.9160
@s.s.9160 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂😂😂
@Uthardar
@Uthardar 7 ай бұрын
Oh snap 😮
@biguy617
@biguy617 7 ай бұрын
It is Monkey 💩 is what it is
@theguilloriousmind5832
@theguilloriousmind5832 7 ай бұрын
Holy shit 😮😂😂
@Decepti_Wave
@Decepti_Wave 7 ай бұрын
Best comment ever😂!
@F.Hakeem89
@F.Hakeem89 7 ай бұрын
I remember seeing this in theaters and I'll never forget My Uncle calling the Female Chimp Michael Jackson lol.
@Delboy0
@Delboy0 7 ай бұрын
Got a light skin ape, that looks like Michael Jackson. Got a dark skin ape, that looks like Michael Jackson.
@channelZER01
@channelZER01 7 ай бұрын
And don't you ever let anyone call him racist for it .... because that shit is accurate 🤣
@johndone9341
@johndone9341 7 ай бұрын
I always saw the chimp as Janet Jackson😭
@bluechalk6275
@bluechalk6275 7 ай бұрын
​@@johndone9341Janet of the Apes
@Planag7
@Planag7 7 ай бұрын
Just saw another video where they were supposed to be a more romance scene with her in it and no, it never happened, but it was supposed to be an implied sex scene as well c;
@richardmark9161
@richardmark9161 7 ай бұрын
Pericles the chimpanzee is in a complete astronaut suit with a helmet… Yet no gloves??? 🙈 🧑‍🚀
@INFERIORMARCH
@INFERIORMARCH 7 ай бұрын
😂😂😂😂
@ENZiRTV
@ENZiRTV 7 ай бұрын
Apebraham Lincoln. I dont think they even told Wahlberg that was going to be up there. Cause his reaction was like "WTF is that shit?!"
@hongquiao
@hongquiao 7 ай бұрын
Then again, Mark Wahlberg has a bad case of resting "WTF is going on" face. 🤣
@ENZiRTV
@ENZiRTV 7 ай бұрын
@@hongquiao That he does. But not quite like this. lol.
@baishihua
@baishihua 7 ай бұрын
​@@hongquiaowhat? No.
@MARQUE9368
@MARQUE9368 7 ай бұрын
@@hongquiaoHahahahahahahaha!!!!
@afnanhype624
@afnanhype624 6 ай бұрын
Epic ending, I want to see that sequel more than the reboot we have now. It a shame movie being hated and I didn't know until people make video critic and a lot of people on Internet was on board.
@paradisecity0406able
@paradisecity0406able 7 ай бұрын
Billy's laughter, Martin's cackle and Korey's giggle are the only things that kept me going while revisiting the worst Tim Burton movie
@gcolbyp
@gcolbyp 7 ай бұрын
I mean this is bad, but it ain’t his worst, Dark Shadows and Alice in Wonderland kinda beats it on that level.
@brandonrobinson529
@brandonrobinson529 7 ай бұрын
@@gcolbyp facts
@rascoehunter3608
@rascoehunter3608 7 ай бұрын
The little sound effects that Korey adds while describing movies is low key funny.
@TabathaTMartin
@TabathaTMartin 7 ай бұрын
@@gcolbyp True, you'd think out of everyone Tim Burton would be the most qualified to do these kinds of movies, right?
@OGMillyMillz_
@OGMillyMillz_ 7 ай бұрын
Billy is annoying with his fake forced laugh
@Paranormal718
@Paranormal718 7 ай бұрын
"Why would they put that Miami Vice music during the trailer?" - Martin 😆 🤣 😂
@cameron2069
@cameron2069 7 ай бұрын
Tim Burton, gifted as he is, accidentally helped shape the last decade of major studio films when you think about it: superhero movies with Batman ‘89, and live-action Disney remakes with Alice in Wonderland. And I suppose this too was a major step forward for remakes and reboots. Which is a shame for someone whose best work is so uniquely his own.
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 7 ай бұрын
He both tipped the scales in both great superhero stuff and souless cash grabs using the name only. PERFECTLY balanced.
@alexsandell8260
@alexsandell8260 7 ай бұрын
Tim Burton sucks.
@danishaiman2244
@danishaiman2244 7 ай бұрын
This movie is the GODZILLA 98 for the PLANET OF THE APES franchise
@MalikDAKing
@MalikDAKing 7 ай бұрын
Lol I remember having a couple toys from both films
@austindevine248
@austindevine248 7 ай бұрын
You absolutely nailed it
@TabathaTMartin
@TabathaTMartin 7 ай бұрын
Perfect summary of where this fits in. Both are the black sheep, but only one, kind of made people Godzilla fans. This just made the Planet of the Apes even more uninteresting to people back in the 2000s
@uncle_ben_rices_nephew
@uncle_ben_rices_nephew 7 ай бұрын
@@MalikDAKingI was terrified of the actors in the costumes when I was little. I gave the movie a chance when I got older, and was ticked we were left on a cliffhanger.
@jessediaz1293
@jessediaz1293 7 ай бұрын
I saw both them shits at the movies when I was a kid. I had a fun ass time, bro. 😂
@JeonardShadby505
@JeonardShadby505 7 ай бұрын
I remember finding the screenplay for this movie in a bookstore when it came out, and discovered they didn't include the ending out of fear for spoiling it for audiences. Then after I saw that ridiculous Ape-raham Lincoln statue in the movie, I realized it wasn't in the screenplay book because it was actually a fucking stupid idea for an ending that would have made people livid if it got spoiled on the Internet beforehand.
@adcomedyjokes
@adcomedyjokes 7 ай бұрын
No mention of how HBC looked like MJ in that makeup and costume 😂
@Rucker1980
@Rucker1980 7 ай бұрын
Best she ever looked
@LARKXHIN
@LARKXHIN 7 ай бұрын
It's terrifying 😢
@sproductionsinc
@sproductionsinc 7 ай бұрын
She's way more enjoyable than that blonde
@user-dr2yz8um3d
@user-dr2yz8um3d 7 ай бұрын
Even Dan o Shea did that joke
@donavanfrea6768
@donavanfrea6768 7 ай бұрын
Ikr. I knew someone in the comments would catch it
@TheRegart
@TheRegart 7 ай бұрын
Wahlberg immediately fucking up his rescue mission for Pereclies had me dying!! 😂😂
@gking2709
@gking2709 3 ай бұрын
AHHHHHHH!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!
@gcolbyp
@gcolbyp 7 ай бұрын
The OG Mark Wahlberg talking to animals, featuring Aperaham Lincoln
@Uthardar
@Uthardar 7 ай бұрын
Hey Apes how you doing? Say hi to your mother for me.
@mahoutsuguy863
@mahoutsuguy863 7 ай бұрын
The best thing about this movie is that interview with...Steve Harvey maybe? He was talking about interviewing Michael Clark Duncan and how as a black man, dressing up as a gorilla might not be the right move. Then Duncan explained how much he was getting paid and Steve was like "where do I sign up?"
@bensneb360
@bensneb360 7 ай бұрын
Tim Roth and Paul Giamatti are really fun in this movie, and there make up is perfect
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 7 ай бұрын
they are the best things. I did like the whole Stargate opening of the apes iconography and past.
@Planag7
@Planag7 7 ай бұрын
Say what you will about the movie, but the make up design was absolutely fantastic Shame it’s attached to such a crap movie
@richardmark9161
@richardmark9161 7 ай бұрын
“Can’t we all just get along” was also used in Tim Burton’s MARS ATTACKS!
@Mr3Submarine
@Mr3Submarine 7 ай бұрын
Tim Burton had some nerve to end this movie on a cliffhanger, which he never bothered to resolve. Thanks a lot, Tim.
@jp3813
@jp3813 7 ай бұрын
I remember him saying in the DVD commentary that he wasn't really setting up anything. It was just his version of the 1968 film's twist ending.
@29AndreG
@29AndreG 7 ай бұрын
Maybe Paul Giamatti’s role in this was the prototype for his role on 12 Years a Slave.
@lunavioleta001
@lunavioleta001 7 ай бұрын
That chimp is better than Mark as an astronaut. He actually landed the ship instead of crashing.
@Rucker1980
@Rucker1980 7 ай бұрын
The chimp noises are killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣
@EazyDee-ps8xi
@EazyDee-ps8xi 7 ай бұрын
Lmao Wahlberg deadass got mad at Andy over that SNL sketch. 😅
@DeeSee25
@DeeSee25 7 ай бұрын
Man he always mad. He need to get mad at what he did to them kids back in Boston
@koammudo43
@koammudo43 7 ай бұрын
​@@DeeSee25It was an Asian dude I thought ,he blinded him ,tried to apologize a couple years ago dude didn't want the apology lol 💀
@aesop4024
@aesop4024 6 ай бұрын
​@koammudo43 Well hell, he tried
@gcolbyp
@gcolbyp 5 ай бұрын
⁠@@koammudo43Actually the Vietnamese man did forgive him and apparently he had the injury during a war I think.
@willx_1
@willx_1 7 ай бұрын
You brought back memories of Lou Rawls. "You're gonna miss my love," singing, 🎶"You'll never find"🎶 a perm as fly as mine"🎶 (haha)
@spicymemes7458
@spicymemes7458 7 ай бұрын
It's interesting how many celebrities were apes in this movie. Tim Roth, Michael Clarke Duncan, Helena Bonham Carter, Paul Giamatti, Cary Hiroyuki-Tagawa, Charlton Heston. There was a de-emphasis of this for the newer movies, and if they already had a profile, it was much lower. The celebrity appearances were mostly human roles, which in a series that focuses more on the apes, I'm glad they didn't try to over stuff it with celebrities to sell it. Less distracting.
@kinyemibola4386
@kinyemibola4386 7 ай бұрын
This channel! Always makes me happy when sad. Just joy all around
@SupportGamin2024
@SupportGamin2024 7 ай бұрын
Tim roth was one of the best things about this movie if not the only good thing
@spicymemes7458
@spicymemes7458 7 ай бұрын
Michael Clarke Duncan too
@SupportGamin2024
@SupportGamin2024 7 ай бұрын
​@@spicymemes7458 yup him too
@shanta824
@shanta824 7 ай бұрын
​@@spicymemes7458r.i.p 😢
@shanta824
@shanta824 7 ай бұрын
Tim a badass 😎
@br3ttlee
@br3ttlee 7 ай бұрын
Here’s my questions if the apes on the planet are descendants of the apes that were on the ship, then where the hell did all the horses come from?
@brianharper1611
@brianharper1611 7 ай бұрын
Yup. You would have to say either they also had horses on the spaceship for some reason or that the planet had horses on it already.
@Planag7
@Planag7 7 ай бұрын
Don’t think too hard. They came from the ground lol (I think there’s a comic that explains it as well, but I don’t count them)
@DaygoKid94
@DaygoKid94 7 ай бұрын
I mean. Does it take the effort to make sense of this movie lol
@willier47
@willier47 7 ай бұрын
Its pretty obvious that this was a Post apocalyptic Earth. The portal only sends you to the future.
@Rhiorrha
@Rhiorrha 7 ай бұрын
That was just an alt-version of Earth where human evolution didn't quite go all the way, and we were ape-like idiots, while the other apes got the good perks.
@dormammusubjective5774
@dormammusubjective5774 7 ай бұрын
I saw this in theaters when I was 14 or so. I walked out bewildered of what I just watched. The only thing I remember is the ending. Wasn't a good ending by any stretch but it was the most interesting thing in the film and that's a problem. When Rise came out, it was a huge surprise of how good it was. Then Dawn did it even better.
@CinemaRescored
@CinemaRescored 7 ай бұрын
Ironically, the ending is not that different from the original ending in the book.
@jamesoblivion
@jamesoblivion 7 ай бұрын
The book didn't have Ape Lincoln, though. 😂
@kameronwright9925
@kameronwright9925 7 ай бұрын
Wait all of this is based off a book? Never knew that
@JosephRocco-mi4cm
@JosephRocco-mi4cm 7 ай бұрын
​@@kameronwright9925 very loosely based
@JokermanUno
@JokermanUno 7 ай бұрын
"Tim Burton is always at the circus" is the best summation of Tim Burton movies.
@WarlordRising
@WarlordRising 7 ай бұрын
The film's greatest mistake was how generic it was. Tim Burton is a great director when he works on his own original material. It's when he tries to do big budget franchise films that things fall apart for him. It's just not for him unless you give him free reign. This is why I will always say Batman Returns is better than the 1989 Batman. At least Batman Returns feels unique. It's incredibly gothic in all the right ways. The OG with Jack felt GENERIC.
@TabathaTMartin
@TabathaTMartin 7 ай бұрын
You would think Tim Burton being the great visionary that he is, he would do "something" with the Planet of the Apes. Turns out he should've stayed as far away from it as possible.
@michaelstrong5383
@michaelstrong5383 7 ай бұрын
Welcome to how I felt about his Alice in Wonderland movie. You'd think he would be a shoo-in for a movie like that in terms of visuals, but it's just another prophecy story.
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 7 ай бұрын
@@michaelstrong5383 this and Alice are the worst examples of how to do an adaptation and from the same guy no less. Sad.
@nationalcoasternews5798
@nationalcoasternews5798 7 ай бұрын
And this is the worst among them. I’m one of the very few people who actually likes Charlie and the Chocolate Factory for example, but projects like Planet of the Apes, Alice in Wonderland, Dumbo are bottom tier Burton
@Peer165
@Peer165 7 ай бұрын
Batman 1989 is far from generic imo. 😂
@humanspoder777
@humanspoder777 7 ай бұрын
Say what you will about this movie, but the sets and practical effects are some of the best ever put to film. Jackson's LOTR is probably the only one that's better.
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475 7 ай бұрын
Good Effects mean nothing with a crappy script.
@AO-bl7cc
@AO-bl7cc 7 ай бұрын
Not really, Ric Baker failed spectacularly on the make-up effects for ALL the female apes.
@tonystark8368
@tonystark8368 7 ай бұрын
This movie was horrendous But between Billy's and Martin's laugh, it was worth it all these years later 😅😅
@realmchat6665
@realmchat6665 7 ай бұрын
Just found this channel, you guys are hilarious, the laughter is contagious.
@brandonrobinson529
@brandonrobinson529 7 ай бұрын
I love this channel
@RazorRex
@RazorRex 7 ай бұрын
I expected you to do something for Mother’s Day, but this works too with the new Planet of the Apes film out.
@Thewingkongexchange
@Thewingkongexchange 7 ай бұрын
Tim Burton had to go to space in order to get away from Danny Elfman's oompah band. But Danny found him in the end.
@MT-or7lv
@MT-or7lv 4 ай бұрын
"man, I've been looking all over for your stupid-ass!" LMAO. Billy always cracks me up!
@seanbrewer1232
@seanbrewer1232 7 ай бұрын
Who else was Michael Clarke Duncan (RIP) going to play other than a gorilla? I can imagine him meeting with Tim Burton to discuss being in the movie. MCD: so I'm going to be playing one of the humans? Tim: Ummm ... (There is a moment of silence, then they both burst into laughter)
@Rucker1980
@Rucker1980 7 ай бұрын
🏆
@andim.8788
@andim.8788 7 ай бұрын
one of the best roast yall ever had
@renji90998
@renji90998 7 ай бұрын
This was actually my introduction to the franchise. I know it’s not great but kinda wished there was a sequel. Fun fact, the actress that played Nova in the original movie was in this. It was a quick non-speaking role, where she’s in a cage with Mark Wahlberg’s character and other captured humans. Honestly, you wouldn’t know it was her unless you saw the original, and knew exactly how the actress looked after 30+ years at the time this premiered.
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 7 ай бұрын
Ditto, i had no idea what this was at when it was out. Picked up the original DVD box set when it was released, didn't even put this on unless to listen to Tim try and fail to be informative on his DVD commentary. lol
@milkmanx
@milkmanx 7 ай бұрын
After recently rewatching this version, I didn’t realize how creepy it was.
@JoshT7841
@JoshT7841 7 ай бұрын
I was curious about what your thoughts on Charlton Heston’s cameo on this film. I thought it was a pleasant surprise, seeing him as an ape in this movie and the change to his iconic line “damn them all to hell!”
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475 7 ай бұрын
It's pure nostalgia bait. Made me die a little inside when they made him say that line in this terrible movie.
@humanspoder777
@humanspoder777 7 ай бұрын
It hasn't even started and I know this is exactly what I needed
@ballerinafromtheblock
@ballerinafromtheblock 7 ай бұрын
The monkey screaming in the pod had me screaming 😭😭😭😭😭I’m glad somebody else thought that was funny
@LiamDalley-jd1kc
@LiamDalley-jd1kc 7 ай бұрын
This is technically not a good movie in fact it’s pretty bad but the makeup is still very impressive and holds up remarkably well plus Tim Roth’s performance is so hammy and OTT that it’s a lot of fun whenever he is on screen
@miketavars4201
@miketavars4201 7 ай бұрын
Growing up I had this on dvd and loved it I watched it so many times , I think it’s a very entertaining movie
@sproductionsinc
@sproductionsinc 7 ай бұрын
@@miketavars4201 I always enjoyed it lol But Mark was totally miscast
@miketavars4201
@miketavars4201 7 ай бұрын
@@sproductionsinc maybe its just because I watched the movie from a young age
@tyrannosaurusburke
@tyrannosaurusburke 7 ай бұрын
It surprised me so much that this "Planet of the Apes" was not nominated for Best Makeup at the 2002 Academy Awards. "The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Rings", "A Beautiful Mind", and "Moulin Rouge!" were nominated that year, with "Lord of the Rings" winning. Even if "Planet of the Apes" had lost that award to "Lord of the Rings", it should have at least been nominated over "A Beautiful Mind".
@AO-bl7cc
@AO-bl7cc 7 ай бұрын
I think its because of how inconsistent the makeup effects were across the whole movie. The male apes looked fantastic, they looked very much like real apes. The female apes on the otherhand, were hideous, a completely fake looking turd.
@williambeckett6336
@williambeckett6336 7 ай бұрын
The question has always been: WTH was that ending supposed to mean? Astronaut way out in space jumps through an anomoly, int o the future of the alien world below them. Passing the chimp who went first by days and the command ship preceeded the astronaut by thousands of years. Right? Then the astronaut leaves the planet, jumps not only through time but space to arrive presumably on our modern Earth that has also been overrun by Thade in the past? That space anomoly is a "whatever the hell I need in the script" device.
@thechefsteffon9173
@thechefsteffon9173 7 ай бұрын
Lmao 😂 8:54 That's a lot 💵💀 10:10 He's really like this 😂 13:03 Angry monkey 14:49 Lol 😂 16:38 😂😭😂 17:30 Poor monkey 🐵 19:02 Seriously!? 😆 21:09 Going to have nightmares 💀 23:00 Eww 🤮 26:27 Jumpscare! 👀 35:25 Terrible 😭 36:11 He wants it all 38:08 She like eww & really!? 🤮 39:02 Super effective! 🐵 49:10 My man! 💯🐵🚀 50:00 Aw painful 😖 51:27 Again eww 🤮 55:13 I actually like this movie definitely impressive with the costumes, but it was trying way too hard Also that awful ending can never forget it. 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️
@justiceflynn6297
@justiceflynn6297 7 ай бұрын
Although not all of Tim Burton's films are great, he does have his own distinctive filmmaking style. Burton is not for everyone, but he is an Auteur, and hopefully one day he'll create another beloved film.
@1977TA
@1977TA 7 ай бұрын
I loved this movie from the first time I saw it on VHS. The way I understood the twist ended is basically Mark Wahlberg's character ended up crashlanding on an alternate universe earth in which human history was overwritten by apes. My theory is that in this universe humans never existed, or they did not evolve to be the superior species. Apes became president and built monuments. This would explain the Abe Lincoln ape statute. History played out similarly but with apes as the dominant species on earth. Another theory I have is the chimp that got lost at the beginning of the film is responsible for creating the alternate ape dominant universe. When Mark Wahlberg's character went after him, he crashes in the past of the ape universe. The technology he brought with him and left behind allowed the apes to progress from the dark ages to the industrial revolution.
@AndyMFX505
@AndyMFX505 7 ай бұрын
The chimp smoking the hookah is Rick Baker in what was originally his test makeup. Even has his hair at the time.
@plcthelegacy4131
@plcthelegacy4131 7 ай бұрын
To be fair to Pericles, he can't really say, "Houston, we have a problem." So him losing his sh@t was the only way to say, "There's a problem A-Holes'
@Decepti_Wave
@Decepti_Wave 7 ай бұрын
I watched this Movie along with the other Apes movies in preparation for Kingdom. And this is the only bad Planet of the Apes movie. Tim Burton had no idea what the hell he was doing. But the suits and costumes were really good in this one. Sadly that's the only good thing about this.
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 7 ай бұрын
To settle this whole "is this remake set on Earth" thing like the original, no it's not. It's on another planet all together. The writers envisioned this whole mythology and background and even the name: ASHLAR. All cut out in either editing or the script was put into a shredder machine and then you get this fucking mess. The ends is just a set up for something to do down the road or as Burton said "let them figure it out". He wanted out so i think Thade found a way back to operate the machinery in the pod but i dont buy that as he's not smart enough and he went through the same wormhole Marky Mark did and it's Ape-Washington DC in the past of......the same planet he never visited.....wait is that implying he went to Earth in the past or just another planet? See i'm confused.
@AnakinSkywalker0121
@AnakinSkywalker0121 7 ай бұрын
Marky Mark and The Funky Bunch
@Wavemaninawe
@Wavemaninawe 7 ай бұрын
Markey Mark Gets Monkey Punched
@TitanQueen
@TitanQueen Ай бұрын
I would love to know what Helena said as a defense to that ending. If it's not "My husband at the time thought it would look cool." I'll be shocked.
@jessediaz1293
@jessediaz1293 7 ай бұрын
I saw Planet Of The Apes and Godzilla ‘98 at the movies when I was a kid. They called these movies bad but I had the best theater experience watching them. Lots of fucking fun fr. 😅
@bms2010
@bms2010 7 ай бұрын
Lmao same here I'm glad I'm not the only one especially this was the first planet of the apes I had saw didn't see the others later on until I had got cable which was expensive in the 90s and early 2000s compared to today.
@kameronwright9925
@kameronwright9925 7 ай бұрын
I have nostalgia for both of those but in recent years watching reviews and really diving into cinema i can see why people shit on those movies. I still enjoyed them though
@PolarisCastillo
@PolarisCastillo 7 ай бұрын
17:21 This. THIS is why I love you guys!
@lunavioleta001
@lunavioleta001 7 ай бұрын
It at least doesn't look or feel like a Tim Burton movie. It definitely feels more like a generic block buster.
@thebruce54
@thebruce54 7 ай бұрын
Last time I saw this movie, I was just a kid. I gotta go back and rewatch it as an adult.
@geardog24
@geardog24 7 ай бұрын
That’s why I prefer the novel, as it dropped the pointless cliffhanger ending.
@jamesoblivion
@jamesoblivion 7 ай бұрын
It's always wild to me when they do a novelization for a movie that's based on a novel. I remember there was a novelization for Bram Stoker's Dracula in 1992, and I was like 'I thought they said they were trying to stay more faithful to the book with this movie...they put the author's name in the title and everything...but apparently, Bram Stoker's Dracula still needs a companion novel by someone other than Bram Stoker?' 😆
@GenericProtagonist118
@GenericProtagonist118 7 ай бұрын
I think the fact that the humans were still intelligent and could talk pretty much destroyed the original premise. Thank god the Remake series fixed that with the virus idea.
@Thebroshow13
@Thebroshow13 Ай бұрын
Definitely
@nycknytro6173
@nycknytro6173 7 ай бұрын
I remember seeing this as a kid and liked it 😂
@SupportGamin2024
@SupportGamin2024 7 ай бұрын
Facts 😂
@TabathaTMartin
@TabathaTMartin 7 ай бұрын
Time really does change your perception of things doesn't it?
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475
@dr.feelgoodmalusphillips2475 7 ай бұрын
You were a kid so you can be forgiven.
@ede91311
@ede91311 7 ай бұрын
Can’t we all jus get along 😭
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 7 ай бұрын
holy fuck He used that same joke in Mars Attacks with President Jack Nicholson to the aliens lol
@adrianramirez8882
@adrianramirez8882 7 ай бұрын
17:19 Hilarious!!! 🤣😂
@abdimwenda1855
@abdimwenda1855 7 ай бұрын
The movie did quite well financially, I always wondered why they never did a sequel. Especially with the way the movie ended with Mark Wahlberg being trapped on Earth where apes live in a modern world.
@Phill_asobrab
@Phill_asobrab 7 ай бұрын
Broo this is the funniest roast ever 🤣🤣
@ImNotGregGraffin
@ImNotGregGraffin 7 ай бұрын
3:47 It’s crazy that this Planet of the Apes was considered a huge success, because on a $100 million budget, it made $362 million, which seems like a failure
@matthioshunduma6387
@matthioshunduma6387 7 ай бұрын
By today's standards, yeah it would be a failure.
@ImNotGregGraffin
@ImNotGregGraffin 7 ай бұрын
@@matthioshunduma6387 What I mean is, the box office results - even for the time - don’t seem to add up to the film breaking even
@robertthompson5701
@robertthompson5701 7 ай бұрын
I nearly died at @35:53 I was in the middle of drinking water when I started laughing
@dmitriymiretskiy717
@dmitriymiretskiy717 7 ай бұрын
Mark Whalberg looks like he is smiling wearing a doctors lab coat while wearing a stethoscope about to give Thade an examination
@carlredbird3054
@carlredbird3054 7 ай бұрын
Amazing costumes and the acting from paul is perfect. He was the only one that could actually speak with the monkey teeth and he was totally believable in his costume. all without garbage CGI
@jiovanysoltero923
@jiovanysoltero923 7 ай бұрын
I remember Paul Mooney hilarious take on this movie
@gking2709
@gking2709 7 ай бұрын
A new bad movie roast? YOU GOT SOME NERVE!
@CLDJ227
@CLDJ227 7 ай бұрын
This movie will always have a place for me. I remember my family taking us to see it in theaters when I was around 6 or 7. I remember the beginning, the ship crashing, when we first see the apes, the scene when Mark Wahlberg first entered the city of apes, the two kiss scenes at the end, Paul Giamatti saying "I'd like to thank you" and that bonkers ending 🤣 🤣. Everything else is vague lol, although with the ending I remember as a kid being upset because I wanted to see if Mark Wahlberg got arrested. Whereas being older I'm with everyone else in thinking that the ending makes no sense 😆 😆. They wanted to explain that it in a sequel that never came. Nevertheless, I agree that this film has some fun parts. Had it not been made so quickly it could have been a fun action movie with memorable costumes, and makeup that will always hold up better than cgi. Lastly, I wasn't expecting Korey to reference the Steve Harvey joke about Michael Clark Duncan being in this 🤣 🤣.
@arnulfo267
@arnulfo267 7 ай бұрын
2001 had so many mediocre movies come out. Planet of the Apes, The Mummy Returns, The Fast and the Furious, Jurrasic Park 3, Pearl Harbor.
@Danjoker.
@Danjoker. 7 ай бұрын
Yeah but a lot of great ones too. Fellowship of the Ring, Spirited Away, Training Day, Cast Away, A Beautiful Mind, Shrek.
@cam62cam811
@cam62cam811 7 ай бұрын
Whoa hold on now! How is TF&TF mediocre to you?
@assassin8636
@assassin8636 7 ай бұрын
​@cam62cam811 like that's the first Fast and Furious movie 🤦‍♂️
@JohnnyZenith
@JohnnyZenith 7 ай бұрын
Because it is. ​@@cam62cam811
@cameronclophus7998
@cameronclophus7998 7 ай бұрын
The Mummy Returns is awesome
@RoyceLovesHisShotgun
@RoyceLovesHisShotgun 7 ай бұрын
I absolutely love your show. I watch AND listen to y'all all day, everyday. You guys are the best!!
@optimascrime5235
@optimascrime5235 7 ай бұрын
This really doesn't feel like a Tim Burton movie not even one of his bad one's, Like the biggest example was casting Mark Wahlberg instead of Johnny Depp, like even if he was busy Johnny Depp would have done the movie for Tim Burton......It's like a movie from a different universe where Tim Burton was worse then Roland Emmerich.....No matter what they can't make a worse planet of the apes than this right????!!!!!
@christiandivine3807
@christiandivine3807 7 ай бұрын
Rick Baker's make-up is better than the CG. It's tactile. CG is a cartoon.
@29AndreG
@29AndreG 7 ай бұрын
58:31, that and the twist has been parodied so many times in pop culture that it would’ve been seen as unintentionally funny that it would’ve been hard to take seriously.
@drakedarkstar5422
@drakedarkstar5422 7 ай бұрын
11:30 No documentation?? MCD was the host of bts video of the movie with full "make-up" process
@WaveFlightSimulations
@WaveFlightSimulations 7 ай бұрын
Heres some bad movies: Snow Buddies Space Buddies
@tyronedrane8394
@tyronedrane8394 7 ай бұрын
The ending and wanting to know how that happened kept me wanting an explanation for years.
@christhornycroft3686
@christhornycroft3686 7 ай бұрын
The true beginning of the remake/sequel craze that has taken over Hollywood. The 1968 version is unbeatable. But most kids who grew up with this like it better because they can't handle good non-CG effects. I saw a reaction to the original version where the reactor laughed at the way the apes looked in the Charlton Heston version. This generation has been poisoned by bad, fake effects.
@mttylerdurden9
@mttylerdurden9 7 ай бұрын
This movie is mostly practical. Not that much CGI. The 1968 version is still good, but the new (rise,dawn,war, and kingdom)films are way better. In effects and storytelling.
@christhornycroft3686
@christhornycroft3686 6 ай бұрын
@@mttylerdurden9 Okay, kid.
@TheEnigmaticBM39
@TheEnigmaticBM39 5 ай бұрын
​@@christhornycroft3686you got corrected man. It's ok
@bsnowden528
@bsnowden528 7 ай бұрын
How did y’all know that I wanted this lol this is what I call knowing your audience 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
@lachampione8520
@lachampione8520 7 ай бұрын
6:49 Lou Rawls not Barry white sang you’ll never find ..
@jayneroberts1236
@jayneroberts1236 7 ай бұрын
This was one of the last movies I saw with my mom at the movies before she died and she really enjoyed it so I have a soft spot for the movie. Even if it’s not that great. The makeup is amazing! And the sets. It is nice to watch movies with practical effects
@cjenamgs1
@cjenamgs1 7 ай бұрын
Ok now we need a The Happening roast 😂
@TheRacingGenius88
@TheRacingGenius88 29 күн бұрын
To circle back to the Power Ranger movie roasts. The main villain from In Space was in this as an extra. Yeah I can see why she retired three years later. 😮
@bearerofbadnews1375
@bearerofbadnews1375 7 ай бұрын
I would have gone with “Beneath the planet of the apes” for a roast imo. Given that Taylor was hardly in it. And the ending is a complete downer.
@SupportGamin2024
@SupportGamin2024 7 ай бұрын
Beneath was still better than this lowkey
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 7 ай бұрын
Escape is my favorite sequel but it lends to some good comedy.
@carnybusiness7432
@carnybusiness7432 7 ай бұрын
I agree Beneath, along with Battle, is probably the worst movie of the original series as the first-half, especially, feels like a second-rate retread of the first (as does Brent with all due respect to the actor). However, to me, that ending was one of the bright spots of the movie. Sure, it's definitely bleak/dark, so I get if it's not necessarily everyone's cup of tea, but personally, I loved that ending as a kid as I found it it even more disturbing/shocking than the original with that ending narration living rent-free in my head.
@carnybusiness7432
@carnybusiness7432 7 ай бұрын
Yup. Escape obviously has a wacky premise, but once the story gets cooking I think it's very enjoyable as an inverse/flip of the original premise, and by the end, I think it's the best of the original sequels along with Conquest.
@sidekickz2180
@sidekickz2180 Ай бұрын
I saw this in theaters opening weekend. My friends and I enjoyed it. But we were teenagers... what the hell did we know lol
@danishaiman2244
@danishaiman2244 7 ай бұрын
16:38 bruh what da hell Martin 🤣🤣🤣
@JoeChillton
@JoeChillton 7 ай бұрын
it's the effect the film has on everyone, screaming like chimps and throwing shit.
@user-dr2yz8um3d
@user-dr2yz8um3d 7 ай бұрын
You missed the 20th anniversary 3 years ago To quote Dan O’ Shea’s review “this movie has no point. Give credit where credit is due; the makeup effects are amazing. They actually look and move like real apes even if it does look ridiculous. But the rest of the movie is lazy; the plot is non existent, the characters are one dimensional, and the message is lost entirely.” The ending didn’t make sense either as the whole movie didn’t take place on earth at all Nostalgia Critic even says the movie is awkward with the actors acting too weird to be invested, characters are sticks in the mud, there’s faulty sci fi and forced commentary @17:25 😂😂😂 @35:55
@carnybusiness7432
@carnybusiness7432 7 ай бұрын
FWIW, I've been a PotA fan since I was a kid, and let me be clear: this movie is not good. Among other flaws, I think the pacing was uneven, the ending tries too hard to remake the first, and I think Wallberg was miscast as the lead (and I say that liking some of his other roles). That being noted, I think this movie is over-hated to a degree. Roth was great as the villain, and the practical ape make-up was an impressive evolution from the OG series. Also, for all of its flaws, it feels like this movie was a workshop/prototypes for some ideas they would later re-use to better effect in the Caesar reboot trilogy like having the apes move/run more like traditional apes rather than the more humanoid apes from the original series.
@bigpictureguys8415
@bigpictureguys8415 7 ай бұрын
Say what you want but Tim Roth absolutely killed it in this movie. I remember not liking the movie but being thoroughly impressed & even legitimately bothered by his performance. He reminded me of Ralph fiennes in Schindler’s list with the absolute disdain he had for the lessers.
@Broncos18
@Broncos18 7 ай бұрын
Micheal Clarke Duncans character looks the most badass out of all of them you cant deny it. The armor is cool
@chasehedges6775
@chasehedges6775 7 ай бұрын
He was awesome
@gallyun1
@gallyun1 7 ай бұрын
My question about this movie is, where did they get the horses from?
@axx012
@axx012 7 ай бұрын
It's still Earth, horses just were still there
@chrisaiken2697
@chrisaiken2697 7 ай бұрын
Damn this movie is shot dark. I have the brightness maxed, and I can't make out jack shit from the clips.
@ballerinafromtheblock
@ballerinafromtheblock 7 ай бұрын
Might need to watch it on a screen buddy lol
@chrisaiken2697
@chrisaiken2697 7 ай бұрын
@ballerinafromtheblock everything else of the DT show looks just fine. These clips are crazy dark.
@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881
@pheunithpsychic-watertype9881 7 ай бұрын
The way they leap around reminds me of Rob Schneider in the animal
@Mizfitforlife
@Mizfitforlife 7 ай бұрын
Man Billy saying "I've been looking all over for yo STUPID ASS!" got me 😂😂
@pestyobsrvr4278
@pestyobsrvr4278 7 ай бұрын
The make up team SLID on the monkey prosthetics
@Paranormal718
@Paranormal718 7 ай бұрын
Wow. Absolutely forgot Paul Giamatti was in this! He's one of my favorites. Absolutely gives his all in everything I've seen him in.
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