Plank Of The Week with Mike Graham | 03-Mar-23

[@jillackerman6047]

I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this show! I have notifications programmed for it, and enjoy the plank defenses and discussions so much. What I REALLY love, is that I'm watching from Canada and know I will see it before late evening. Thanks so much for a fabulous program! Learning a lot about UK politics and issues.

[@edwardharley9]

me too ! on the wet coast of Canada, I look forward to Friday when I can enjoy a bit of British wit.

[@tomasfm3124]

me too from nyc.

[@marysmith7792]

I don't know how I started getting this show, but I'm really enjoying it too, while I'm cooking or just sitting in the kitchen with coffee. Keeps me company and I'm learning alot. Tks from Northern VA, US

[@suetempleton9135]

Started watching from New Zealand when our "dear leader" was 'plank of the week'... it seems in the Western world we all had the same politics and issues regarding CONvid... almost like it was a deliberate process to kill off our economies.

[@veronicanicholls7132]

I watch from Australia! I love Talk TV Plank is fabulous. So many great presenters. Who needs the outdated BBC. Just as the ABC here in Australia

[@olivethrush7450]

Another great show. And a great panel who got on with the job and nominated without shouting over each other to make their point.

[@MobiletentedcampsZa]

Hancock should receive an honorary award, like a platinum membership and lifetime place in the hall of planks.

[@outsidethematrix1064]

🤣🤣

[@blue24563]

He’s so much of a plank that he would do something incredibly sensible at the end of the year for the first time in his life which would prevent him winning the plank of the year. He’s that dumb he doesn’t even deserve to be a winner

[@tobyhart]

A planktinum member.

[@MobiletentedcampsZa]

@@tobyhart brilliant

[@philwright6940]

Yep along with Sadie Khan

[@alastairgordon-forbes3139]

Matt Plankcock says it all. And well done Isabel for your scoop.

[@robinjones6999]

Excellent panel guys!

[@annerogers2795]

Great show and panel this week.

[@C.W.scottishhighlandmama1821]

I've got a little girl and even though she's only 2, the thought of unisex bathroom is terrifying

[@scurrilousmullock5365]

I should imagine there’s a lot of phone deleting and shredding of documents going on in the stagnant swamp at the moment!!!.

[@aib0160]

The toilet business is easily sorted... the day that somebody is harmed by this madness is the day the person that made the decision is held accountable and sacked on the spot.

[@sophieryan8010]

None of them are ever held to account or ever will be.its all theatre and they are all on one team.

[@sophieryan8010]

I find it degrading.

[@aib0160]

@@sophieryan8010 Yes, and all the while there are no repercussions they'll keep imposing these things on us.

[@amyp66]

Must we wait for someone to be harmed though?

[@aib0160]

@@amyp66 In an ideal world no but how do we stop this madness if nobody has the spine (except some girls) to stand up to this madness.

[@jackhumphries6687]

Removal of honours for witt-less? If you stand up to the British public and spout nonsense and claim it to be following science doesn't deserve an honour. Deserves a sentence

[@johnmacdonald623]

How the hell does James O’Brien get away with not being nominated for plank of the week he shows that he is a plank every time he opens his mouth there should be a special one for him called the scaffold board of the week

[@jasonkingshott2971]

Absolutely, this two bit radio presenter is a clown, however, he knows how to work his gullible fan club. As for a scaffold board, the contents of a timber merchants more like.

[@Olliesgrandad2]

He's getting a Gibbet not a plank

[@janethalliburton8539]

Hancock should be locked up! What about the Midazolam over dosing?!?!

[@outsidethematrix1064]

Wankcock reminds me of Beaker off the muppets 🤣🤣🤣

[@peterjohnbuckley9592]

I honestly think Mat Hancock deserves at least 10 years in Wormwood Scrubs prison!

[@deepblue8081]

Cambridge - more of a u-bend in a toilet than a university

[@davidhollings9483]

Every School should not allow the pupils to keep their phones...hand them in every day...or ban them from school premises. When parents say that they need their kids to have a mobile to collect them....what about years ago when people like me, the older generation, didn't have mobiles. Both parents working during the day.and walking to school and back every day. If your parent isn't outside the school gate go and wait inside for them. If they do have a phone. give headteachers the right to expel them if they take inappropriate photos.

[@lillyroth61]

There was a time when we managed to meet without mobile phones

[@janicebillington1640]

@davidhollings, by the time an inappropriate photo has been taken it is already too late for the subject of the photo.

[@davidhollings9483]

@@janicebillington1640 Yes appreciated but if schools tell pupils not to do it and they do, then parents should be brought in, heads should have the power to expel and the police should arrest and charge. No warnings or cautions like they get now. Stop pussy footing around with these kids...they know it's wrong.

[@davidhollings9483]

@@lillyroth61 Yep, they were the old days. The problem today is that kids who do wrong...and they know it...are treated too leniently. Stop warning them. Heads should have the power to expel.

[@jasonkingshott2971]

Dr Renee Hoenderkamp for prime minister.

[@josephinemcqueen378]

Brilliant!

[@danielearley5062]

Just a thought, do you keep a scorecard or a table up somewhere to show who has won it, when and what for? At the end of the year you can add them all up and get a Plank of the Year Award. Additionally, do you send them out to the winners?

[@michellelandale1187]

We had no choice in Scotland the bathrooms got changed without parents permission.

[@barrybernstein9049]

A Crow has the intelligence of a 7 -8 year old child. A Crow could be taught how to drive a tube train in half an hour !!

[@elishavarivka8923]

😂😂

[@christinewood974]

I was handed a leaflet that read, strike to bring down the government, outside a London university 🙄 Great show, and a great panel!

[@georgeradcliffe7511]

A four person panel, NOT interrupting each other (I left Mike out purposefully)... am I really watching POTW??

[@trevormaughan9991]

Best program of the week.

[@brianbeeching5232]

Isabel Oakshot "HERO OF THE WEEK."

[@arlenerowland4385]

Hancock sud be in jail .

[@robertcook2572]

Bit unfair on the other inmates

[@gillhughes388]

No a vegetarian sausage is ok .. and tastes almost acceptable if it’s wrapped in bacon

[@ortacreef8557]

A vegan sausage looks like somethng that dropped out of the dog's bottom.

[@rosieposie6521]

Ortac reef, that's probably what they TASTE like too.

[@ivarrtheboneless9104]

I went out with a vegetarian years ago. She had terrible flatulence.

[@janete5331]

Why do they(vegans) want something to look like a sausage and eat it when they hate meat sausages. I never get that!!!

[@nickc6583]

British enquiry goes like this: Length 10 years, (more if we can get away with it) conclusion? “We’ve got a lot of lessons to learn” End

[@sandersson2813]

Inquiry

[@nickc6583]

@@sandersson2813 thanks

[@catherinetaylor7830]

Love this show. From SA

[@talktv]

Who's going to win? Matt Hancock or someone else?

[@magnus9701]

GREGGS vegan sausage rolls are minging in GLASGOW

[@robertcook2572]

Yeah, they're not In the same league as a deep fried Mars bar

[@rosieposie6521]

They're MINGING everywhere, they shouldn't even be called sausage rolls.

[@roytetwart]

That female on the panel, Dr something or other, was completely wrong. She said Hancock threw elderly people "Under the bus". What rubbish. Hancock abandoned elderly care home residents to die without any help or love from their families. Good God, no one was allowed to even visit them during their final moments.

[@cwcw4805]

all the nominees are walking the plank, to become the plank of the week.

[@racol5]

Don't knock the menopause or peri menopause. It's a hormonal hell for 30% of women who are working in insane environments.. Furthermore, if its not supported physical and mental deterioration can affect the well-being of many women who have no control over these hormonal changes without support. For example, brittle bones, anxiety fatigue etc... Be kind, not judgmental. X

[@helen677]

The laughing at people who were having to quarantine was quite disgusting. These individuals are supposed to have integrity as they’re running the country. They have none.

[@sharonwashington8150]

A wooden plank is USEFUL Hancock is NOT!!! He is one of the thickest out there. How ever he became a so called MP is beyond me. He is well and truly nailed this time.

[@wordup1944]

Funny show

[@stephentaylor4513]

It's not funny he as coursed alot of mental issues he needs to be jailed

[@billytetlow]

Marathon Man, the clue is in the title, Dustin just went for a run because that was what is next scene was, then Sir Laurence made his famous remark. Sleeping rough!!!!.

[@GMN360]

Frogmore House has 10 bedrooms. The Harkles have been evicted from Frogmore Cottage which has ONLY five bedrooms 😮

[@edwardharley9]

ooooh the puir wee darlings !!!

[@rosieposie6521]

That is because Racial decided to change everything and redecorate.

[@GMN360]

@@rosieposie6521 Racial…the best name yet!

[@sojourn6697]

Oh heaven forbid that workers are paid a decent salary. That’s the preserve of doctors and such like.

[@catwoman7462]

Hasbeen and his missus can book Premier Inn or Travelodge.

[@tobiashopkins808]

Best one yet 😂

[@richardhenshaw5660]

Plank of the Century.

[@shaun4443]

Nuremberg trials 2.0!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😡😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@antoniopalmero4063]

Just send 52 of those planks to Hancock as he should have the next year in the bag .

[@adrianmawby9009]

Love this program and Hancock is a bit of a fool, but a doctor on the panel moaning about Hancock , when GP surgeries practical closed and they still use covid as a reason not to see you , in IMO taking the Mick.

[@qualitygoldfish2198]

Jackie spliff,plank off the week 100 per cent

[@browneyedgirl9754]

Harry and Megain have been given the use of Andrews old Buckingham Palace apartment. We will never hear the end of her having a home in Buck Palace.

[@paddymallory4080]

I think it’s an insult to planks everywhere!

[@Bigbushape]

midazolam mat

[@joycemcleod8249]

How do Muslim women deal with mixed toilet s?

[@suetempleton9135]

Haven't you heard, Muslim is out as is women's lib.. trans is the new now. 🤡🌏

[@Olliesgrandad2]

Gibbets not planks . We see you too Mike.

[@anthonygreen2100]

Didn't think much of the tattoo and crisp entries. Waste of a chance to land a bigger fish methinks.

[@ThePhobos100]

Kind of funny nominating Cambridge university as plank of the week.

[@Tonysmithmusic]

hancock, plank for life.

[@MrTangolizard]

Labour being hypocritical no never

[@silverlace12]

In contention every week for me

[@BodyGuardOfLies1]

Andrew Tate is out then.

[@jacksonmahr8915]

Would psychologists say that Mike Graham calling others "plank of the week" is a case of projection? 🤔

[@bibakroll8999]

I’m sorry the panel doesn’t understand what vegans and vegetarians eat.

[@wmurawski84]

I think Matt Hancock will have to move out from UK to different country

[@pfauniversal1890]

Handonhiscock and Dizzy Izzy for Plank/Gammon

[@kevgray.]

Unisex toilets in schools have been around for at least 10 years, it's not a new thing. It was mentioned while we were building the school and everybody felt it was a bit weird and not right.....

[@christopherbrowne736]

BJ “oven ready “, your goose is now well and truly cooked. Congratulations Rishi, your force of personal integrity pulled it off. Leave him alone to get on with the job, is the message. Take note panel members.

[@angelaknight7184]

I used to like him❤

[@helenakosta]

Mike needs to learn to shut up at times as well, he constantly interrupts his guests and talks over them and I’d like to hear their opinions and just Graham sounding off all the time. So annoying.

[@pauldoyle1000]

mike are you plank of the week.can you please stop talking over your guests .i like you mike but i want to hear what others have to say without you butting in before they finish there sentence.

[@OCONNER-oj3xg]

It hasn’t been excepted by the Irish mate so calm down 🇬🇧☘️😈

[@janicebillington1640]

Shouldn't that be accepted?

[@OCONNER-oj3xg]

@@janicebillington1640 yes it should…thanks 🇬🇧☘️😈

[@janicebillington1640]

@@OCONNER-oj3xg 👍❤

[@lynneroberts3628]

I only hope he gets duck enough to go to hospital, would love to see how he fairs.

[@michaelwebb3979]

Why was there no adult supervision of these prats?

[@davidclegg2455]

Of the century or centuries given his birth date . With that Mooie3 he was never going to be saleman of the century

[@jeanettealexander2919]

And it’s said she’s pregnant ? And was doing the IS SHE or ISN’T SHE PREGNANT HA ?

[@tekay44]

Please stop calling it sleeping rough. Makes it sound fun. It’s not.

[@matthewtaylor7355]

The 1 in the middle with glasses wins gammon hands down

[@angelaknight7184]

He should be in prison ❤

[@markuswilliams3190]

Shouldn't he and others be in jail?