Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham

Plank Of The Week With Mike Graham | 03-May-24

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Watch Plank of The Week with Mike Graham exclusively on KZbin every Friday at 10am, right after Mike's breakfast show on Talk.
Mike Graham is joined by Jeremy Kyle, Maddie Hale, Russell Quirk and Isabel Oakeshott.
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@talktv Ай бұрын

Should Humza Yousaf win Plank Of The Week?

@rosemarywoolley8394 Ай бұрын

How about plank of the century.

@winstonschwarz1636 Ай бұрын

No. I think he is a much maligned leader who tried to stand up for family values and the oil industry only to be bushwhacked by the lunatic eco-fascist greens.

@rb1062 Ай бұрын

Whitely so!!

@scottwalker2619 Ай бұрын

Yip....

@davidbarr9343 Ай бұрын

White are you talking about?😂🇬🇧

@olliebeak131 Ай бұрын

No Muslim should have any form of power in this country.

@stephenguppy7882 Ай бұрын

Agreed one hundred percent.

@guvnormcfc66 Ай бұрын

Too Late Geezer!!

@missasinenomine Ай бұрын

I absolutely agree! Never let the snake into the nest. Even if it says it doesn't eat pork.

@sandersson2813 Ай бұрын

No religious person should have any power you mean.

@Ralstro Ай бұрын

The Oldham result shows it is already too late.

@user-ss3iv6gu8h Ай бұрын

I’m glad they have kept this going brilliant love plank of the week

@barbaralucas2375 Ай бұрын

There is a growing Party in Scotland…..the Scottish Family Party who advocate morals, truth, integrity, real education and free speech.

@sandersson2813 Ай бұрын

Ha ha ha. That is not a growing party. That's a fringe group of Christian lunatics.

@raoulmontefiore4803 Ай бұрын

They're right wing cranks.

@alanpearson7554 Ай бұрын

Perhaps they can open a branch in England, I'd vote for them!

@sandersson2813 Ай бұрын

@@alanpearson7554 you have to be a lunatic Christian to be a member

@sandersson2813 Ай бұрын

@@alanpearson7554 they're religious

@time4tea595 Ай бұрын

In the adopted country where I now live....as I got so fed up with the UK... People who have benefits here, HAVE to work for the local council picking up litter, painting,ect...for 6 months... otherwise their benefit s are STOPPED. ALL HAVE TO DO IT, NO EXCEPTIONS....

@davidbarr9343 Ай бұрын

And your point is? Also, what is your adopted country and have you given up your UK passport and citizenship?

@kevendapson3933 Ай бұрын

@@davidbarr9343 You carnt see his point? WOW!!

@halley4032 Ай бұрын

@@kevendapson3933 You beat me to it .... he sounds a right plank !

@kevendapson3933 Ай бұрын

@@halley4032 Deffo, a right wankspangle!

@annemcniell6956 Ай бұрын

Sounds like Norway.

@christopherclayton4301 Ай бұрын

I am very pleased to see the return of Russell Quirke

@jdog2345 Ай бұрын

Watching from abroad, congratulations Scotland 🎉🇨🇦

@andymac345 Ай бұрын

Probably too little too late. 🤷🏻‍♂️

@paulineivison9973 Ай бұрын

Great show once again. Brilliant panel and best presenter on tv. Thank you for the laughs (much needed).

@cindyfaulkner5725 Ай бұрын

The first civil servants to go should be those refusing to return to yhe office because they want to work from home.

@shivaunt71 Ай бұрын

Unfortunately they run whatever government happens to be in 'charge'..

@annemcniell6956 Ай бұрын

They probably can’t afford the ulez.

@Fazzer57 28 күн бұрын

And that would include the heir apparent Prince Bulliam who does a couple of ribbon cutting venues a week but has stated he's working from home. How many £ millions are we tax payers paying for this over privileged, lazy bone idle twat. Get rid of the royals and use the money for our failing NHS.

@rab1962 Ай бұрын

Watched this two days after aired. Biggest concern for me is 40% turnout for mayoral election in London. This country is doomed because no one to vote for who represents the UK individuals who work & pay taxes. However when will people realise that not voting in NOT the way forward.

@katebuckseall1414 Ай бұрын

Except Sadiq Khan, Rishi Sunak, rhe Starmer, Mark Rowley, Police Commissioner, Archbishop Welby and MM alongside Hazbeen

@johnbannister9212 Ай бұрын

True. Spoilt for choice really. Well done UK.

@kayla-Rey22 Ай бұрын

You forgot Daniel Radcliffe. Oh, and Gary Lineker.

@christopherbrowne736 Ай бұрын

No. Not Rishi. He’s a man who we should admire and support. The others - I agree.

@brierwood11 Ай бұрын

You've got an early contender for next week. The London public voting that numpty in,yet again,for mayor.

@kruger-3522 Ай бұрын

Humza Useless was a "good guy" just like Harold Shipman was a "good doctor" !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

@theforceiswithme8804 Ай бұрын

Great show! One of your best! Remember to invite these panel-members back often!!!

@gregoryfrancisjames5071 Ай бұрын

The scooter incident reminds me of Neil Kinnock in the surf. The following election didn't go well for him either.

@sophiemaya3153 Ай бұрын

Yes, me too. So funny.

@EdwardLowe-qv6yk Ай бұрын

I hope it was sore 🫥

@christinerussell113 Ай бұрын

That surf incident actually proved a lucky event for Kinnock and his family, turning them into millionaires. Having for years been a dedicated anti EU politician, like most of the old Labour Party, but then, failing to win over the British public, he had to find another, more lucrative position in public life. Thus, Kinnock jumped onto the gravy train of that organisation, becoming a committed EU advocate. He and his whole family becoming very rich in the process.

@gregoryfrancisjames5071 Ай бұрын

True.

@Silentaudits7 Ай бұрын

Nice one Mike, a real star show..... Jezza , go easy on the coffee mate.

@philiphughes4117 Ай бұрын

He got sworn in in his native tongue Urdu as First Minister. Should have resigned in Urdu too .

@davidbarr9343 Ай бұрын

But Scotland is the only country he has called home......despite having a foreign passport. He should Urdu off.😂

@orangefield100 12 күн бұрын

And worn his Pakistani outfit.

@rb1062 Ай бұрын

I don't think anyone can compete with Mr Useless.

@davidbarr9343 Ай бұрын

Careful, pronouns matter in Scotland.😂

@user-ww9uo5jz6n Ай бұрын

Kan

@Debbiecooke-ls1ss Ай бұрын

Humzas family, benefitted I'm many ways during the time he was at the top. Money sent to Gaza and many expensive projects started in Scotland. So although he's leaving, he has benefitted for the rest of his life. Unfortunately, us the taxpayer has paid for him and his families riches and continue this. Why should our taxes be spent like this but our state has nothing.

@sandersson2813 Ай бұрын

Glad POTW is still going with the revamp. Return to what Talktv was before linear TV is a massive improvement.

@jenlee4354 Ай бұрын

Please put the headings up TALK when panelists are nominating their plank. So we can see correct name and pic ……

@cindyfaulkner5725 Ай бұрын

Just for those students who don't know which river or sea it is the river Jordan and the Mediterranean sea

@katryna192 Ай бұрын

I got divorced at 40 no money was a domestic violence situation, had 5 kids but 2 what under 16, went into a home tried to get help with new housing, i got 200 hundred pounds, got told off dhss, if you where coming from another country i would get a lot more help

@andymac345 Ай бұрын

A four wheeler scooter, says everything.

@malcolmball2829 Ай бұрын

I could watch Useless on a Scooter for ever...Brilliant

@roybarnett1055 Ай бұрын

Wonderful panel tonight

@c.t5136 Ай бұрын

I'm not happy paying council tax when theya re doing nothing! Including, cleaning the streets, fining litter droppers and picking up rubbish.

@shivaunt71 Ай бұрын

Don't forget the potholes...

@stirlingmoss9637 Ай бұрын

What about funding our useless police

@LeeGordon-fp9zf 25 күн бұрын

@@stirlingmoss9637It's not the police Its ppl voting for criminal rights.

@KM-zm2kd Ай бұрын

Fantastic show this week.

@simchalebovitch6944 Ай бұрын

Teaching ones children this is child abuse.

@davidbarr9343 Ай бұрын

🤔

@missasinenomine Ай бұрын

I agree.

@nioengland Ай бұрын

A genuine contender for plank of the year.. we are only 5 months in and the field is already full FAFO Forever

@johnbannister9212 Ай бұрын

Outright winner, no challengers. Now there's just the question of fixing the destruction he's left behind.

@davidbarr9343 Ай бұрын

Don't vote SNP...simples.😊

@lindageorge8209 Ай бұрын

If you open a door for me I will say thank you. If I am opening a door for you and I see you behind me, I will hold the door open for you.

@patlittler3411 Ай бұрын

If that happened to me I’d be in court charged with assault and the door would be exhibit A

@stevenharrison9257 Ай бұрын

They're correct about not assuming that a woman is pregnant; about 60 years ago, my mum saw a woman in the village & asked her, "When are you due?" The reply was, "You cheeky b*tch!" The woman was always a very large lady who had many children & it was impossible to tell whether she was pregnant (or not).

@saffronsolo9668 Ай бұрын

You forgot that Useless is a huge racist.

@cindyfaulkner5725 Ай бұрын

There was a video of a girl being asked why she was there, her reply was she didn't know she had just been told to come, she then turned to her friend and said do you know why were here she couldn't ansswer the question either

@rb1062 Ай бұрын

Many students are so thick. I listened to one being interviewed by Alex Phillips this morning. Cringeworthy!

@MarkSmithSa Ай бұрын

Great to see that Maddie Hale is now British. She's exactly the kind of beautiful women that the country wants.

@Sgtthong Ай бұрын

I really don't get this Congo business. He was simply being rather sarcastic and saying its a different country? Why can't a person who feels "persecuted" not go to a neighbouring country and instead need to come to the UK?

@tech10k14 Ай бұрын

Because, undoubtedly they don't get free everything, in a neighbouring country, and then get to smash it up with impunity.

@ralphdavidson9542 Ай бұрын

Hooray, I found someone who got it. Why do so many people think he literally thought Congo and Rwanda aren't different countries. It's so maddening!

@user-xj8ek8qn3h Ай бұрын

More importantly if he is from the Congo why is he not seeking asylum in the Congo's ex colonial power which of course was Belgium?

@christopherbrowne736 Ай бұрын

The DRC is a mess. Heard a testimony today from young man who had to flee from there, to find his father in South Africa. These are genuine asylum seekers, not the adventurers crossing the Channel (700 in one day). Long may me assist the genuinely legal ones, but deport the others. He’s a great guy and a

@funnypetsspencer6069 Ай бұрын

I know people who sign on with mental health and work on the side they just put an act on when they go to the Doctors.

@loopylisful Ай бұрын

I thought that was Paul Burrell on the panel for a second. Couldn’t understand why he was there 😂

@lindageorge8209 Ай бұрын

This is where councils usually hide behind the fact that this other person is going to cost the ratepayers money. Will number one they cannot bully a person and then expect to be immune from prosecution and number two that is the cost of democracy. So don't do the crime if you can't pay the time or the fine.

@Fightforyourdreams2024 Ай бұрын

Humza putting a photo out of his kid, was for a sympathy vote only!

@cindyfaulkner5725 Ай бұрын

If the job centre was more like a employment agency and help people back into work and had temporary jobs available, going in as a temp helps many people to get into a full-time job. The Government also needs to ban zero contracts and liw hour contracts and the expect staff to work full-time but with no guaranteed hours or even a guarantee of having any work on a reguler basis.

@andymac345 Ай бұрын

Frizzle, or however it’s spelled, capital punishment is barely enough. 😡

@lindaphillips545 Ай бұрын

If his facist new laws are not reversed, he has actually won , imo

@staffagirl Ай бұрын

Normal service has resumed…..thank goodness

@synthmaker Ай бұрын

He said "There's a rule that someone from Rwanda won't be sent back to Rwanda and Congo is not Rwanda is it?" makes complete sense to me. It's not a good answer but it doesn't show a lack of knowledge of Geography.

@lindageorge8209 Ай бұрын

Kamala is only vice President ( president in charge of vice as we used to say at Sydney girls' High School) but we won't of that against our Aussie lady there! You may remember that prime minister Robert Muldoon said that every time a New Zealander goes to Australia, it raises the IQ of both. Now, tell me, how could you leave this beautiful country? Or is it just because we have Albo. Will you come back when Albo's gone? My first fleeter forebear was the medic on one of the smaller boats. He's an original boat people! He was also in charge of the women's hospital. Also, there were some classic convict artists. Forgers, etc. One of the convicts designed some great buildings in Sydney. Francis Greenway...

@GMN360 Ай бұрын

My great, great grandmother was transported to Van Diemen’s Land in 1842, aged 18. Departed from Woolwich. Poor little girl. But she did alright, a free settler married her and they built a good Christian life, interacted in society and all of their surviving children did well.

@Darkminds-pw9uy 11 күн бұрын

My son is at Portsmouth uni and he and his friends can't abide these rich kids who have never lived through hardship or had any real conversation s about history of politics. As a single mother I'm so proud of the deep and Frank debates we have had since he was quite young. He applied for his uni position, wrote his own application essay, applied for his loan and sorts out his accommodation each year as well as holding down a job around his lectures. He certainly doesn't have the time to have meltdowns on the street supporting the ethnic cleansing of jews! And he also doesn't have the luxury of knowing that if he misses his opportunity of a uni education he will have wealthy parents who will bail him out. Rich kids today have no substance.

@susanhodge5608 Ай бұрын

He should be locked up in his own cellar.

@alastairgordon-forbes3139 Ай бұрын

Oh dear, after last weeks vast improvement we are back to everyone talking over each other. A cacophony of sound. Great guests, great candidates for Plank of the Week but please tone it down a bit.

@alansalter1836 Ай бұрын

Mike Graham brilliant 👏👏

@normanmacpherson Ай бұрын

To get a job you need to be woke, to get promoted you need to be woke. Once you are in a managerial position you then employ and promote woke individuals, vicious circle.

@maureenwood2752 24 күн бұрын

Absolutely brilliant

@liamallan3700 Ай бұрын

In soviet Scotland we can't complain

@berniebolder8939 Ай бұрын

Best thing on tv

@pamelahunter8659 Ай бұрын

Fantastic show as always.

@user-it7lf7kk8m Ай бұрын

The whole country suffered for him

@kerriferguson2023 Ай бұрын

Sounds like Humphrey Appleby is still running the Home Office! 😆

@user-iw3fj3gu4n 29 күн бұрын

Love plank of the week ..

@Lesley-Ann2018sux Ай бұрын

Ive been diagnosed with ptsd. GAD aggoraphobia ocd and last week i got another few initials threw at me. ADHD. So that's nice and a need a second opinion

@davidbarr9343 Ай бұрын

Thrown and I. Plus, you obviously don't like apostrophes.

@Lesley-Ann2018sux Ай бұрын

@@davidbarr9343 Didn't realise it was an English exam I was sitting, sir. But blame google. My phone highlights things that need corrected, all I do is press where the green line is. I'll let them know your not happy with their results.

@Lesley-Ann2018sux Ай бұрын

@davidbarr9343 Sorry, Sir. I shall take more care on my next English exam. Also, you may want to get in touch with Samsung or Google or whatever corrects the sentence you write. They underline your mistake, and you press it it gets corrected. Obviously, it's not correct enough for you, though. Also I'm scottish, how I wrote it is how I speak it. I would imagine a lot of people write/type that way. Like for example, Americans say y'all. Scots say yous.

@mgangel2679 Ай бұрын

Can you have a glass of water? Sure just go home and use the tap.

@bcoxal Ай бұрын

Hummus Useless

@Armstrong81 Ай бұрын

HAMAS USELESS

@Angela-cc1hd Ай бұрын

Why has this been taken off TV as the online show you cannot now make comments😮 and it keeps going off😮

@armstrong698 Ай бұрын

That was a great plank

@Armstrong81 Ай бұрын

HE DESERVES PLANK OF THE CENTURY 😂

@Stevewood137 Ай бұрын

Was Humza Useless doing a very bad impression of Gerard Butler during his resignation speech?

@richardfox6595 Ай бұрын

Maddie is a bit wrong about the Australian system. Turnbull didn't replace elected Abbott because the electorate wanted that. Abbott was guilty of the crime of doing what he said he'd do and the things people voted for him to do.

@scottwalker2619 Ай бұрын

Maddie..... Just gorgeous....😍

@mrdunns3338 29 күн бұрын

Did you have to show that speech by useless again? I threw up my breakfast wtaching that. Thanks a bunch.

@christophersimmons4179 Ай бұрын

Have a big picnic on the quad outside

@paulywhit2783 Ай бұрын

Mike has actually forgot Liz Truss went through the full selection mps then the Conserative party members but of course she beat Sanak And the bankers couldn’t not have their candidate so she was got rid of

@NannyFlo Ай бұрын

Great guests this episode 😂👏

@lindageorge8209 Ай бұрын

In New Zealand there's a good industry of people doing community service, and people running businesses supervising them to get paid by the government. They clean up around the hospital, especially around the signs that say no smoking, where everybody stands and smokes. However I do not believe in community service when the community has to set aside time and money earning capabilities to supervise these people doing community service. In New Zealand the naughty kids get free education and the good kids who are on the free education spot as well also get to do community service with the bad ones. It helps if they have a Maori supervisor cause no one's going to give them schtick!

@sparkiefire8525 Ай бұрын

A bunch of class acts nominated again on the plank front, great show again !!! 😂😂

@daverussell123 Ай бұрын

We need independence, From the SNP

@michmunroe.9196 Ай бұрын

I would like to donate a hairbrush to the lady from Columbia University 🥴🤣🤣

@MrTangolizard Ай бұрын

I don’t think it’s the end of the world that he didn’t know they were at war with each other

@ralphdavidson9542 Ай бұрын

I normally love Plank but if there's one intelligent person around the News UK building can they please tell everyone that Chris whatever on QT was obviously 1. Being rhetorical and 2. Struggled a bit to understand the beginning of the question from a man who mumbled quite badly.

@imjusayin 19 күн бұрын

If there's a job there for the benefit claimant to do in exchange for their benefits... then there's also a job available that should be paid properly... no??

@maninst7145 22 күн бұрын

He's just a plank, Mike!!!

@brendagore1115 Ай бұрын

Jemery dont shout its not your show have to turn down the sound when he is on

@Hertfordshire247 Ай бұрын

I was hoping with Talk T.V. Going back to its roots, so would "Plank Of The Week" (small set, only 2 people).

@woodand Ай бұрын

all hail Maddie Hale ..

@johnanthonygray5425 9 күн бұрын

Can uk pensioner's apply to go to Rwanda ?

@lindageorge8209 Ай бұрын

Apparently Fritzl is 89 now.

@hilarywinfield6633 Ай бұрын

Evil, twisted monster, may he rot in hell for the damage he's done to his poor daughter & her children.

@catscan2022 Ай бұрын

How is it a punishment to be deported to rwanda with 3,000 in your pocket?

@lindageorge8209 Ай бұрын

A friend of mine, female, used to do a clown show. She called herself Miss Fitt... I'm sure she'd have made a great drag queen impersonator. Ps, she was a person with a uterus. had two sons...

@annanikia7949 Ай бұрын

How is Drew Barrymore still on television. She is so out of her mind!😱

@lenwilkinson672 25 күн бұрын

Humanitarian aid. = Kalashnikov.

@catscan2022 Ай бұрын

Humanitarian aid at a university in the west 😂 Ffs they have legs.

@alanpearson7554 Ай бұрын

Almost every media account shows your preferred pro-nouns, I'm a man and expect to be treated as such but on my Linked in account it shows my preferred pronouns. I've given my seat and held open doors for ladies and when questioned I always add "I'm doing it for me not necessarily for you".