Plank Of The Week with Mike Graham (21st January 2020)

[@tomround8271]

My nominations are the police, media and government for still not addressing the hundreds of thousands of children abused by grooming gangs!

[@charlamaignebutt586]

Ten thousand thumbs up to that! This is the crime of the Century!

[@loremasterlizard2839]

But they are not planks.....they are guilty of criminal negligence and should be tried for this and potentially institutional racism against white people.

[@waynebateman9440]

Shhhhh can’t talk about the thing no one can talk about ask Tommy

[@Cernunnos652]

@Tom Round. BRAVO !! I am constantly posting similar comments and believe we should all shout it from the rooftops., We must DEMAND that this abomination MUST be dealt with now !!

[@lunadevass5561]

And ingrained corperate corruption

[@smithrobinsons8991]

You should have hero of the week as well: Laurence Fox

[@lone8869]

👍

[@enrobhcit]

Amen

[@richardbaker4829]

Who'd of thought it ? Hats off to that man

[@smithrobinsons8991]

Doh! Fixed.

[@richardbaker4829]

Spell his name Wong if you like who cares

[@mickk8519]

So refreshing to watch three sensible people having a sensible conversation that makes sense.

[@eMPlaysModetro]

Amen brother. :)

[@taffy7404]

WHAT..?

[@Johnconno]

Who's the Tart?

[@taffy7404]

@@Johnconno What..

[@tonyroutledge3754]

What a fantastic programme, this along with talk radio my two favourite programmes

[@douglasgreen437]

Check out the Duran KZbin channel for global politics its also great.

[@paulstevenson200]

Another brilliant episode. Absolute class. My vote for "Plank of the Week" would go to the BBC - it's gotta go. Well past its sell-by-date. Lily Allen doesn't need to win P O t W she just is and always will be a PLANK. Mind you I suppose that applies to the BBC as well. Anyway, a fabulously entertaining programme and thanks again Mike.

[@simonclare100]

Lilly Allen- 😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂and 🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣 dimwitted child

[@sirsydneyroughdiamond1643]

Bercow has been taking lessons on self-promotion from Me-gain Marketable.

[@GB-vn1tf]

Excellent sir, I doff my hat to you.

[@louisemorgan3237]

Love your soundbite

[@davidbailey4189]

I like this programme, it`s like the total opposite of the BBC. The guests and host speak truth and common sense. Keep up the good work.

[@gsd4me00]

This is the first time this show has come up on my feed, and I must say it is bloody wonderful.

[@glidymoney3710]

David Hunn go back and listen to the other two, they are even better! Love them!

[@stephen-boddy]

Plank Of The Year Leaderboard 1 pt - Lilly Allen (wk 3) 1 pt - Harry / Megan (wk 2) 1 pt - Ed Davies (wk 1) Will anyone get multiple POTW's in 2020?

[@Oliviawww164]

POTW leaderboard love it.

[@GB-vn1tf]

I believe the BBC will win the annual award and get "planked" once and for all.

[@andylewis7360]

One of the most entertaining video series on KZbin! And this is one of the classics! Keep up the great work, Mike and the team!

[@overlordddrp]

David Attenborough plank of the week. I couldn't agree more. The guy should be in a retirement home now, not doing the "we're all doomed" act, like Dad's Army.

[@fenthedog]

Lily Allen is a nobody who is best ignored. I nominate the chief Constable of Manchester

[@rumples2698]

any pics of him in his " Mason apron " ? LOL

[@horace9341]

I have noticed that the musicians who say the least tend to be the most successful. Lily Allen will end up performing small bars in Clacton on Sea.

[@garychallis8293]

Not welcome here. Try the Westminster bubble Islington mob front row

[@lone8869]

Poor Clacton. They don't deserve it.

[@edwardkerrigan5356]

Are you saying she's a musician?

[@horace9341]

Edward Kerrigan 😂good point 😂

[@horace9341]

Gary Challis I know, I shouldn’t have picked on your town mate. I was simply trying to think of possibly the smallest venue that is well known. Certainly not a pop at Clackton. 😂😂

[@veryveryangryman1]

Brilliant Mike. Just found this video on my new phone. Must tune in again. I love listening to the amazing common sense that you bring to this twisted world!!!

[@philwhailing1397]

Wonderful program,look forward to this every week.

[@ianangus3172]

Agree. Lilly Allen. What a plank.

[@glasshalffull8471]

Bercow needs to check the internet,he's actually infamous.

[@hendey1950]

Nadia Essex is my plank behind Lyly Allen for supporting Harrys girl of colour

[@Xceloverdose]

The winner of the season should be made to walk the plank! i.e invite the season winner and allow them to (try to) defend themselves from their affliction of plankiness.

[@lunadevass5561]

In this they are liable to fail miserably,thus earning the title honoury plank.

[@GB-vn1tf]

Cant we beat them around the head with said plank to drum some sense into them?

[@stephenhamer1702]

Stewart Jackson is very good. He talks so much sense.

[@chrisc3197]

The Durham Miners Gala guy should the police not be investigating this as a threat or hate speach

[@burnsloads]

You've got enough planks for a ship there mate.

[@simonclare100]

Equity are completely biased with very limited views- who knew ?😂😂😂

[@thebiggee105]

Love this show it reminds me that Im not alone in my views! Long may it last!

[@hulsfamcalcan]

You need to visit Canada mate. Vancouver island is as big as England, gorgeous, hardly gets any snow, has a wonderful old growth rain forest on the west coast, and is accessible by ferry as well as plane. Don’t forget it’s a huge country and has many different weather systems. Meanwhile, we don’t really want Markle over here and we certainly don’t want to pay for them.

[@spectralplane1032]

Agreed, BC as a whole is absolutely gorgeous, and Vancouver one of my favourite cities (even if I did have to outrun a swarm of wasps up Grouse Mountain). Canada deserves far better than that narcissist

[@mrstandfast2212]

I agree about Vancouver and Vancouver Island, utterly fabulous. So laid back and chilled. Very down to earth people.

[@rumples2698]

but aren,t they all liberals ?

[@edwardharley9]

@@rumples2698 NO !!! The media wants you to think that. I am a moderate, born in Vancouver, love it here...

[@rumples2698]

@@edwardharley9 sorry Ed - my bad ! greetings from UK

[@brandogg974]

Plank of the Week goes to Harry until Megan divorces him.

[@babrady5075]

In about 5 years.

[@eddy4688]

It's inevitable, isn't it?

[@GrrMeister]

*For goodness sake lay off and give them a little privacy, their lives are being ruined and destroyed by modern media (Paparazzi) to such an extent that Harry wants to be free of any 'subsidence' payments and freebies and make his own way. Select Lily Allen who is the most ridiculous Woke Snowflake and a disgrace to my similar aged GrandChildren.*

[@Simonet1309]

Yeah, i give it 4-5 years tops

[@silasrocco]

This is probably the best programme on KZbin. Keep it going Mike

[@S8250503]

When we “went in” it was into a trading zone. Nothing more.

[@BlackWhirlies]

Certain politicians, described at the time as 'racists' predicted exactly what would happen.

[@jeanwallace9791]

Tommy Robinson working class hero truth teller, no shame in being poor or truth telling. Most people in the world are both poor and truth tellers. Blessing to the majority 🥂

[@andytaylor7318]

Good we want more of this 🤗🤗🤗🤗

[@MrTudwud]

Too many plonkers every day to get a plank of the week. Perhaps you should also have a plank of the woke or a snowflake of the day! Nominations this week, Bercow and Silly Allen - nothing to choose between them - both plonkers!

[@lizlambert]

yeah there's enough for a tiny house.

[@admiralbillom7559]

"he never was a proper journalist" - priceless - "a poor man's Varoufakis" - i love it!

[@sosguy1893]

Congratulations on a great show with terrific guests. Thanks

[@paulus1011]

I bet Illy Allen's mansion bedrooms are still empty of immigrants, she so cared of

[@suemassey5076]

She hasn't taken in a single migrant

[@metaldetectingwarrelics3639]

I love this show please please please keep it going.

[@gabriellesutherlandphd5731]

Vancouver island is also served by ferries from Vancouver to Victoria and Nanaimo. Unlike the rest of Canada where temperatures can reach -40, Vancouver Island and BC's Lower Mainland (including the City of Vancouver) are places where It rarely snows and the average winter temperature is about 8 degrees centigrade. It does rain a lot, though. So as much as I am a fan of Mike Graham I really do think he should learn about places before he talks about them. No offense intended. Apart from that complaint, everything else Mike says or does is fine :)

[@adrianwoodstock3788]

Agree with you Mata and the facts provided as we have use the ferry service on our stay at Torfino a couple of years ago which was great by the way as was Vancouver and Whistler :-)

[@gabriellesutherlandphd5731]

@@adrianwoodstock3788 I lived in Victoria for almost 20 years (I am now in Ottawa where it gets very cold). I am glad you enjoyed Vancouver Island - it is one of the most beautiful places on Earth in my opinion.

[@douglasgreen437]

Steve "Stop Brexit" Bray = lifetime Plank hall of flame.

[@douglasgreen437]

No more BBC tax...

[@toucheturtle1976]

Very true opening words👍👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@karyne826]

So true about being a success. It takes hard work and guts no matter what your background. Laurence is a great example.

[@carolegeorge242]

The whole of the House of Lords. Send them to Coventry.

[@GB-vn1tf]

What's Coventry done that they deserve such punishment? Send them to Brussels and good riddance.

[@carolegeorge242]

Guy Fawkes Nothing at all ( sorry Coventry). It used to be a saying that if someone annoyed you “ you would send them to Coventry”

[@GB-vn1tf]

@@carolegeorge242 I know, just being awkward! Sorry!

[@carolegeorge242]

Guy Fawkes Thank you. They need to be sent somewhere they can’t turn up everyday and keep a taxi waiting outside while they sign in for their £300.

[@GB-vn1tf]

@@carolegeorge242 it wouldn't be so bad if Blair hadn't loaded it up to "equalize" the parties representatives only for Cameron to load it up even more with more Tories with limp dumbs to keep Clegg happy. Blair could have reformed it but didn't, as Cameron could have. It's now nothing more than a virtue signalling chamber of woke or asleep parasites. See what I did there...😉👍

[@AutoAlligator]

Mr Bercows face on the night of the general election when the exit poll results came out was priceless! :D Hehe Lilly Allen has the IQ of a dead cat (and the talent to match bless her) and whatever his background Mr Fox has our support. Love the show btw :)

[@marianserra8371]

It looks like we share the same problems. Lord help us.🇺🇸🇺🇸

[@penda77]

Keep up th great work! Really enjoy this show!

[@mickk8519]

David Attenborough couldn't have done that cinematography without the top cameramen he was lucky enough to employ. Nor could it have been done without setting up situations to put animals in danger. Just like he organised the death of all those lemmings that they herded off a cliff for an untruth about lemmings.

[@kyliejones8827]

All confirms my refusal to have a twatter account Vacuous vacuum far removed from truth and reality...

[@GB-vn1tf]

I've recently joined and found plenty colleagues in the war on cultural Marxism. But I completely understand where you're coming from, twatter is a different planet but it's like going to the zoo, you know its cruel but it's just so damned entertaining!

[@kyliejones8827]

@@GB-vn1tf Ha ha yes I think I can see where you're coming from too. Twatter sounds like watching a horrific carcrash in slow motion - compelling viewing yet a bit of a nightmare. However, I guess with watching a carcrash one is completely powerless with no control, yet on Twatter, people are free to try to share their opinion and try to change minds. Still, I imagine if I engaged with it I would start to fall down a horrible, dark pit of frustration and hopelessness and anger... Too much going on in my life to have the resources, energy or time for that...so for me, perhaps not entertaining! :-)

[@douglasgreen437]

Lily Allen = Planket of the week.

[@tiberseptim1955]

I nominate Nadia Essex for Plank of the week!

[@xspudx1032]

I have visions of ol Harry sitting in a room by himself staring at the back of coin weeping ! Silly sod !

[@MsSparklesNGlitter]

"To get to where she got in her acting career" ? She was on a B level TV series on a minor network that about 98% of people never watched. Other than that she was a "model" on Deal or No Deal...she had NO acting career. BTW that shag carpet you are wearing is absolutely horrendous.

[@GB-vn1tf]

Spot on. And as for Me-gain Marketable, nail, head, hammer. 👍

[@hayleylongster4698]

Apparently she also put 'stripper' on her CV before it very rapidly whipping it off......

[@karyne826]

Brilliant episode . Plank of the week is a showstopper! Can’t wait for next week’s episode

[@shootsteel]

If they enoble Bercow then it adds another good reason to completely reform the House of Lords

[@lizlambert]

love this show. my look forward to of the week

[@gibson617ajg]

I'd like to nominate anyone who starts a sentence with 'so'.

[@Mike-tb5gj]

Yup!! That also infuriates me!!! It is as if they have taken on a "fad", "fetish" or are simply being fashionable and up with the latest display of being (supposedly) up with the times!!!! (More like up their own backsides!)

[@paulstevenson200]

I couldn't agree more. My default position when one of the "so's" comes on is to switch off. A detestable manner of speech. I see the latest hip mode is to replace "probably " with "likely." I have read articles over the last few weeks in which "likely" appears almost at random just so the author can flaunt their coolness. Execrable.

[@pilady737]

Sorry about the ex -royals but didn't Harry and Megan remember what happened when the King Edward VIII abdicated his duties in 1936. He was never really allowed back in the country they at least can come back to the UK for a holiday, they should think themselves fortunate.If we resign from a job we don't get congratulated, welcome to the REAL world , almost.

[@grantjukes8184]

A great show a usual. How about having "Hero of the Week" and extending the show to an hour.

[@davidbaggett8282]

Durham miner's gala is in Durham.

[@danb3128]

Stewart Jackson was a great guest 👍🏼👍🏼

A woman sticking up for another woman, how on earth can you defend Meghan Markle....she is beyond evil!!!!

[@dode5064]

Brilliant as usual

[@rayw3294]

Well done Mike. 4 kids !! An example to us all.

[@robertpanes]

That’s a good and entertaining show, keep that going Mike.

[@MrAdrianOldfield]

This "love coach" has got a right gob on her

[@Petertwohig1948]

'Sittin' round the palace...' I love it.

[@GrrMeister]

23:25 *Greta got there by a very devious route across the Alps, by starting at the tip of the Matterhorn she was able to select a destination of Davos via her SmartPhone and actually arrived on time with zero carbon footprints, except the multitude of ski lifts on the way. However apparently they don't count as powered by Hydro Electric schemes, common in Switzerland.*

[@lenfirewood4089]

Nadie Essex quite a bit of a plank herself methinks.

[@stevel9914]

My thoughts as well

[@jimin-somerset5904]

Excellent Mike . . . keep it up.

[@Nantwichfarmer]

Mike Graham - legend...!

[@jamesgill1973]

incitement to violence was a crime last time I looked, I am looking forward to seeing this union representative in court

[@steamsearcher]

Well at least Megan will blend in on Vancouver Island with the majority CHINESE COMMUNITY!!!

[@kartel8844]

A worthy winner.

[@eiranoconnor9768]

My granny was from Durham and she always voted conservative because she remembered the time Labour brought the country to its knees.

[@matthewgodwin3050]

"please drop Meghan" Oh I'd love to poppet, I'd love to. Right out of a plane at 30,000 feet.

[@tectorama]

Attenborough would be top of my list.

[@BigBenn2014]

Roll on next week!

[@jamesbarton8030]

The tv licence is a tax I moved to Netflix now my children have moved it is a outdated tax. And people are leaving in droves.

[@cavewebster5881]

Hero of the Week - yes, please!

[@stuartkynoch7289]

God awful Vancouver Island??? Obviously you have never been there! :)

[@w00dyblack]

I never watch this channel but youtube keeps putting this on my up-next list

[@catherineoconnell3213]

BERCOW >>> PLONKER

[@TheHiddenLake]

Most amusing, keep up the good work.

[@amynussbaum5183]

Mike, excellent as always. I say Megan is the plank of the year...

[@chrisjackson1998]

Yes, lets ennoble Bercow, Lord Wanker of Tosspot would be a fitting title.

[@danb3128]

Stormzy - GREAT choice. Total plank.

[@unrealdev5178]

"Love Coach"

[@jaycee7594]

Pie coach

[@catrionamacfarlane4949]

Brilliant choice this week...but runner up had to be Sir David...his ridiculous comment even outplanked the BBC! By the way, Varoufakis was plank of the week here in Greece.

[@ebikescrapper3925]

You could build a boat with all the planks and sent all the winners away to live on plank island.

[@LusciousTwinkle]

The fact that Equity backed down is HUGE. The change is upon us people!!!!

[@garychallis8293]

Plank of the week James obrian nick abbot lbc for employing them unbalanced radio debate tough station to listen to these days

[@s.g.8010]

She was carrying a doll.

[@zorrobatman8245]

lilly allen yes definatly plank of the decade let alone week

[@annmolloy8600]

Perhaps we should blame Bill Gates for defeating malaria for the increase in population! As if!!

[@motoartdesign]

One day Lily Allen will make it into the Plank of the Week Hall of Fame. Mark my words.

[@abicat6158]

First one I’ve disagreed with. Lily Allen is a boring nonentity. My vote would be split between Meghan & the BBC with slight preference for Meghan because she dares think she is better than everyone including the Queen.

[@alisonwilliams-bailey57]

As an Equity member please plank them. 👍

[@TheGaz4451]

That woman with the mustache! 😂😂😂😂

[@garyd6421]

Mike is now plank of the week for shutting down Mary live on Wednesday

[@waylander7943]

Wheres mary

[@catraoinekelly2879]

I was going to comment that Megan Markle is Plank of the Week, but Nadia Essex is a damned good runnerup for spouting that sycophantic rubbish about Markle-- Certainly has her blinders on! And let's face it... Lily Allen is a consistent plank, not just of the week, but all year round