He turned himself into a tree, funniest shit I ever seen.
@nakenmil4 жыл бұрын
I'm Treefurion! Wubbal-lubba-anudore!
@exmaarmaca4 жыл бұрын
A 300 IQ move.
@bithon52424 жыл бұрын
He turned himself into a shit, funniest tree I ever seen.
@fynngodhusen9504 жыл бұрын
Me after this video: "Did you know, this is the place the Panderians offered the Night Elves some Mc Donalds™, but the bag was actually empty because the pandas thought they need to go on a diet."
@alainbcdefghijk4 жыл бұрын
He was sent to deliver the night elf's order but he got hungry on the way and ate it. In order to save his hide and act like he was enlightened he went on and on about the real food being inside us all along when the food was already inside him... all along.
@yamochanchan4 жыл бұрын
That comment takes the cake XD
@alainbcdefghijk4 жыл бұрын
@@yamochanchan yeah my dude. Except the pandaren already ate that one too... delivery companies in Azeroth really should stop hiring that guy.
@chosenofkhorne29514 жыл бұрын
Bakudan Kame is because they think they're are a drying race but they don't know that actually they just pretended and they use the alliance and the horde for their memes because they are assholes
@imapicklemorty51072 жыл бұрын
@@alainbcdefghijk thats a po moment
@Hives5114 жыл бұрын
1:42 You're telling me Goblins power their settlements with shit? That's the most goblin thing i've ever heard
@Watcher-in-the-Dark3 жыл бұрын
Really is isn't it?
@TheBimExperience3 жыл бұрын
Time is money, friend! Can't spend valuable resources on research outside of explosives.
@DKHZStudio3 жыл бұрын
In pandaria with the help of our goblin we did turn ho-zen shit into bombs
@rdsasuke14 жыл бұрын
Man you're a really good and charming warcraft content creator, don't limit your self by just covering classic WoW forever, the orc clans video showed how awesome and entertaining your stuff can be when you're not boxed in.
@kallmannkallmann4 жыл бұрын
this was not limited to classic tho?
@Vektor4804 жыл бұрын
Well, most of the lore on this video was from Cataclysm forward.
@rdsasuke14 жыл бұрын
@@Vektor480 I admittedly only watched the first minute before leaving the comment so my bad on that. But my point still stands i'd love to see his sense of humor and paper cut outs applied to Legion or other newer expansions.
@Vektor4804 жыл бұрын
@@rdsasuke1 Sure thing, I totally agree. Even though the lore of the game went a bit downhill after Pandaria (imo), more plat content will always be welcome, I don't care even if he talks about other games
@PlatinumWoW4 жыл бұрын
Totally agree and I plan on expanding past Classic. There is such an overwhelming amount of Warcraft lore that I've kind of just focused on Classic for now. But don't you worry, videos in a similar vein to the Orc Clan video are on the horizon.
@fingolfin5364 жыл бұрын
Oh jeez, the editing, the script timing, the humor. It’s all brilliant! You deserve way more views than you get, man
@Unlashed4 жыл бұрын
Problem is not anyone like wow law. There is just a limited audience.
@666Dethclok3 жыл бұрын
Shut up bitch
@Printzor3 жыл бұрын
Agreed lol A+ all around
@Wellshem2 жыл бұрын
@@666Dethclok ooohh aaahh Oooh oh my god!
@kingfacundo4 жыл бұрын
Have you ever been so mad that you threw a tree into the ocean?
@krim73 жыл бұрын
No, but someday... 🌳👀
@year1115 ай бұрын
Garrosh did that to the world tree in a short story.
@emptank Жыл бұрын
The truth is Norzdormu actually only gave the night elves immortality because he knew that in the future they would need a man who was as much of a badass as Malfurion was and he wasn't certain the night elves would get that lucky twice so he needed to keep Malfurion alive long enough to do all the awesome things he needed to.
@Barholtworld4 жыл бұрын
I actually do read my quests, and leveling in kalimdor would have to be one of my favourite and diverse leveling experiences in video games ever. So much layered lore, and quests grand and small.
@1musamune4 жыл бұрын
The Burning of Teldrassil: AKA That Time Sylvanas broke Tree Law
@kleptomcrunfast13734 жыл бұрын
In Tree culture, this is considered a dick move.
@1musamune4 жыл бұрын
@@kleptomcrunfast1373 I can hear the thundering of the Kaldorei Lawyers arming up to sue.
@Immagonko4 жыл бұрын
Fuck her, I hate this WoW Mary Sue so much
@druid_zephyrus4 жыл бұрын
If the tree was blessed against evil, then My Queen did nothing wrong. Canon.
@saiden64214 жыл бұрын
...meh...fuck that tree
@nowheredan274 жыл бұрын
I’m so glad you’re still uploading now that MadSeason left us all orphans.
@aureliodeprimus80184 жыл бұрын
Come on, the man deserves a break.
@Sifeus4 жыл бұрын
Farewell for now mortals ;-;
@Pertruabo4 жыл бұрын
Madseason is like InternetHistorian, quality content everytime he uploads. So just let our boy take his time
@zanthimos4 жыл бұрын
That ending there; I facepalmed so hard my hand went out the back of my head and kept going until is slapped the dark side of the moon.
@MoreLikeMagicMan4 жыл бұрын
Platinum you should make a video on why Malfurion is such an asshole. LIke. Disowned his brother and had him imprisoned for - Saving Felwood (Oh but he used fel magic >:CCCC I disown you!!!) - Giving the Night Elves immortality (We dont need another well of eternity!!!!! Imprisoned for life!!) - Marrying the girl Illidan had a crush on - Illidan saved the universe while Malfurion was asleep and he still found a way to be mad at him. Malfurion is an asshole
@Sarik04974 жыл бұрын
And don’t forget the fact that when Tyrande was left to die by Maiev, Illidan, despite taking heavy losses by Maiev and Malfurion’s troops and Kael’thas’ elves, he still mustered enough forces to lead an assault on Scourge settlements to save her, and all he got was a “hmph, I still don’t trust you, but you can go for now.”
@heartlessmushroom Жыл бұрын
While Illidan is no slouch when it comes in being an asshole either (Siding with the Highborne to gain access to The Well's magic, Holding Akama's soul hostage as leverage, Opening a portal to Argus so that the forces of Azeroth would stop fucking around and get done with it, Killing a prime Naaru in cold blood (and to be fair, that thing had it coming for having no concept of consent)) , finally someone said it. At least Illidan admits he's done wrong on his path to defeat The Legion as he does not ask for forgiveness from neither Tyrande nor his brother in his farewell message. But to give Malfurion a little credit, he's less harsh on his final response than Tyrande was.
@DennyHoffmann4 жыл бұрын
Bruh, that subtle arrow in the knee joke lmao, brilliant
@jasmeetsingh14014 жыл бұрын
I was once an adventurer like you, then I took a arrow on the knee
@Scarletraven874 жыл бұрын
"Subtle" "Brilliant"
@tengisulziisaikhan54213 жыл бұрын
Since then he started investigating who stole his Sweet banana bread!
@PlatinumWoW4 жыл бұрын
Hey, if you want more Kalimdor zone lore check out these videos! Feralas/Diremaul: kzbin.info/www/bejne/l6LdZJZ_iq2laMU Desolace (+more): kzbin.info/www/bejne/o5jSk4eZeNygmpo Thanks for watching. If you want another episode let me know :)
Yeah man that would be awesome. Keep up the good work!
@heavenofmyhell27244 жыл бұрын
Platinum man i love your videos baby
@Scarorion4 жыл бұрын
Yes pls! The comedy you add to the lore is awesome.
@bonefetcherbrimley77404 жыл бұрын
This video was highly entertaining, good job! I'd very much like another episode, do one for all the continents!
@gmoney94694 жыл бұрын
I read quest text when I know it’s part of a badass story line. I skip the text when a pandaran farmer is telling me to kill rats.
@Blutwind4 жыл бұрын
But what if its about some epic sentient rats that secretly try to spread the curse of undeath because they worship the rat lichking that rules over the secret continent of southrend?
@diablo.the.cheater2 жыл бұрын
@@Blutwind For that we have youtube and videos like these
@stankobarabata24062 жыл бұрын
@@Blutwind well.... you basically described Skaven, in a way. sentient ratmen that serve a rat god of schemes and ruin.
@EmpressOfTatertot4 жыл бұрын
Fork yes! Finally someone who covers Zone Lore!
@insecdroid4 жыл бұрын
Nobbel has a few videos an some lore.
@FRAMEDSKATEKREW694 жыл бұрын
Insecdroid-Games and Other Crap he’s boring
@WoWSoka4 жыл бұрын
Yeah look up Nobbel. He’s got the best lore videos imo.
@krubereats88774 жыл бұрын
Oh, you’ve only brushed the surface of this beautiful channel
@b0nech3wer504 жыл бұрын
@@FRAMEDSKATEKREW69 Don't diss my boy Nobbel like that
@fridegost4 жыл бұрын
He turned that guy into a tree, that's the funniest shit I've ever seen
@cbuster74 жыл бұрын
That scene with McDonalds was one of the best analogies I've seen lol love the vids!
@solinvictus1264 жыл бұрын
Yeah, minmax is cool, but as once Chris Metzen said, the main character of World of Wacraft is the world.
@mariusmunier6704 жыл бұрын
Well, it certainly was.
@soulextracter3 жыл бұрын
Until that same Metzen decided to kill it in Cata lol
@BIacklce3 жыл бұрын
@@soulextracter i miss him
@captaindeadeye7884 жыл бұрын
The joke with the matchstick teldrassil was the best joke I've heard all day. You made my day, platinum
@drekbleh70814 жыл бұрын
11:40 maybe that's why Nozdormu didn't bless it in the first place "Yeah this shit gonna burn in a couple years why bother." " shouldn't we warn them?! " "Naaah, that'll take too long- I mean that'll lead to a bad timeline. Yeah bad timeline, we have more important things to do like create nonsense retcon timeloop things"
@TheMistressMisery4 жыл бұрын
Ya I can see the Kaldorei not liking Nozdormu too much LOL
@fluffyncute0634 жыл бұрын
DO YOU SMELL? WHAT THE 10,000 YEARS HAS BEEN COOKIN!?
@twztdned4 жыл бұрын
10,000 YEARS WILL GIVE YOU SUCH A CRICK IN THE NECK
@thebrapman4 жыл бұрын
I want to see a fight between illidan "the rock" stormrage and stone cold arthas menethil now.
@Skullcrausher4 жыл бұрын
I hope we get more Dwayne the betrayer Johnson soon and arthus Steve Austin
@BIacklce3 жыл бұрын
you're a jabroni arthas
@istvanhegyi30764 жыл бұрын
Kalimdor zone safari=Things that Asmongold didn't know about Kalimdor.
@brandish82154 жыл бұрын
Yeah ! Can't wait to see the bald guy reacting to this.
@TheOnlyRealJohnson4 жыл бұрын
I love the quest texts. WoW is like one great book and you are part of it
@stanislavkraus69334 жыл бұрын
4:50 so much for being adventurer
@XmortoxX19903 жыл бұрын
This is the best Warcraft Lore channel!
@kaarolus45034 жыл бұрын
That ending... Damn, that was THE ending
@Marconius64 жыл бұрын
For those that didn't know... yes, Teldrassil was like 10 years old. They built the whole city and all that stuff in like 3 years.
@lonefish81284 жыл бұрын
ez
@nystria_4 жыл бұрын
"Why is there so much lore about magic poop" Have you even been playing the game? There are poop jokes everywhere!
@Demha964 жыл бұрын
cant wait to watch this again together with the bald one
@b0nech3wer504 жыл бұрын
I wish you'd upload more often! Your content is amazing and I love your inclusion of memes!
@donnaloves28704 жыл бұрын
7:18 I can't stop laughing! Lol!
@soulextracter3 жыл бұрын
Yeah that "DEMONIC" by what sounded like an older Swedish female voice cracked me up.
@pollydoom50392 жыл бұрын
4:48 the arrow to the knee was a great touch
@buggi414 жыл бұрын
¡Your transicions through maps/zones are really good my dude! it helps to keep the script feeling fluid and fun, don't stop doing it :D
@astupidmonkeyygaming5444 жыл бұрын
Bro, I love your quest videos. Never played Retail and started on WOW Classic so I really enjoy them and your lore videos. Keep them up!
@devilfruit34154 жыл бұрын
I just imagine the pandaren being like that episode of its always sunny "aww did someone get addicted to arcane?"
@jordanhunt22107 ай бұрын
4:46 is one of the best scene transitions I've ever seen lol
@OLBarbok4 жыл бұрын
Holy shit finally someone is making a series about this! Thanks Platinum I fucking love you.
@jipillow14 жыл бұрын
When i just want to be entertained i put on a bunch of Platinum Vids. Branch out to other games or movies. Basically everyone would benefit from having more Platinum in our lives
@theblackshawarma36053 жыл бұрын
"And Alexstrasza and Ysera showed up to blessed the tree, so nothing evil would ever happen to it ever again" Dude you just fkn killed me right there xD
@m.a.dmatt66894 жыл бұрын
"Nothing evil will happened to it ever again..." We all already know where he was going after that
@Outlawzand14 жыл бұрын
For this quality of story telling an Lore explanation, Ill watch whatever ad pops up 🙌 🙌
@boulvier4drgnz4 жыл бұрын
This is fantastic I love it and learning things after 15+ years of playing this game!
@jeroenputs36694 жыл бұрын
Yes! Keep up the great work. The humor makes it awesome. I nearly pissed myself when the arrow hit the knee XD.
@wrenchgg4 жыл бұрын
Great content as always
@ximec.r.26433 жыл бұрын
The panda trying to be all sage-like and the elves restraining their killing intent xD
@lilpenpusher4 жыл бұрын
Alexstrasza and Ysera: "Alright, guess we'll bless a second tree. Why not." Nozdormu: "I S L E E P ."
@barrelracer3188 ай бұрын
That random arrow in the knee totally got me.
@enthomorf3 жыл бұрын
Dude, I LOVE THIS CHANNEL! The fun and funny way that u tell the stories is amazing!
@Jambunctious4 жыл бұрын
This is that good shit Platinum, hope there are dozens of parts to come 👍
@wtbskilllololo4 жыл бұрын
As far as i remember when the satyrs took Tyrande the book described him as mad not sad and he lost control of his powers and caused a big storm/vortex that pretty much surprised Archimonde and Mannoroth because they were getting sucked with the low level demons too.But that was from War of the Ancients part Three.Stormrage might have retconned that part.
@gabrielreed80398 ай бұрын
It did not.. You are part right.. He was 'mad with grief'.. He just gave up (since at this point, his brother wouldnt help him and his childhood friend was gone) and let his emotions overtake him. I dont remember if Archimonde or Mannoroth were surprised at the storms power since Archimonde had an idea of how powerful Malfurion was at that point.
@sofiekristensen94464 жыл бұрын
Love this!! God work man :)
@Booley954 жыл бұрын
I greatly love your editing man, keep it up! It’s not over the top or overly used memes or internet video’s. It’s your own style and humor!
@danielbaker1950 Жыл бұрын
WITH BLACKJACK! AND HOOKERS! 😂😂😂😂 My friends and i say that all the time, futurama is one of my all time favorites. Bender is great! Bennnnder is great! Great content thanks for the effort
@hkviper65664 жыл бұрын
Keep it going Platinum, your channel is first class comedy gold
@bobhope23804 жыл бұрын
lol, the arrow in the knee was an awesome touch for that guy that got fus ro dah'd
@Tyrdormu2 жыл бұрын
haha that arrow to the knee was funny as hell!!
@mattjustofficial4 жыл бұрын
10 / 10 amazing effort like all your vids Asmonds gonna love this one
@doppelminds10403 жыл бұрын
The knife fight bit will be forever in my memory from now on
@bertrambeenfeldt46764 жыл бұрын
Patinum wow's wow lore videos are literally my all time favourite lore videos to watch, by a fucking mile wow. Love you dude.
@omnipotentkhan6344 жыл бұрын
Excited for part 2!
@perseverance69944 жыл бұрын
I mostly read the texts that are related to interesting zones/characters. For example the drustvar lore was badass
@CasualCole4 жыл бұрын
This was extremely entertaining
@otakunobaka4 жыл бұрын
YES, THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS VIDEO. I'm the one who roasts my friends with huge amounts of lore until they hate me.
@its_deer3 жыл бұрын
how is this guy not at a million subs yet
@thesymbioticcat49404 жыл бұрын
This might be your best one yet keep it up my good man
@Biggusholyus4 жыл бұрын
I just love the arrow in the knee on umbranse
@Kalimdori4 жыл бұрын
11:45 Awesome vid. Looking forward for part 2 :)
@westernwolfe4 жыл бұрын
Dude your videos are soooo good!!!
@SnikkBoy9 ай бұрын
"Illidan defeated Tichondrius with a powerful rock bottom" That got my like
@Neocoolzero4 жыл бұрын
Funny thing about the herbs Staghelm was using:we players were helping him doing that, there was a repeatable quest to gain Darnassus rep where we were to gather those herbs and either deliver them to him or to another druid in Feralas. So those that were delivering to Staghelm, congratulations, you were aiding a traitor :D
@r.a.fgattaiguy8452 жыл бұрын
eh, I´m a goblin anyway
@gk77204 жыл бұрын
this video was a blast! great job!
@Milhomens234 жыл бұрын
I LOVE your edits
@kulik74034 жыл бұрын
Now this type of video is my jam.
@alvarooverlay54052 жыл бұрын
the editing is so freaking good what the hell
@dustinsc20233 жыл бұрын
that pause after they are both shit legendary
@zebliks4 жыл бұрын
that amazing feel when Platinum uploads a vid
@benfarrar7414 жыл бұрын
Damn. Your sense of humor is on-point! Love it, love it.
@Hazzardooo4 жыл бұрын
this is Golden! keep it up man :)
@Ivan_Ooze2 жыл бұрын
I love how wacky wow lore can get. “so I turned him into a tree and threw him into the ocean!”
@grunt88363 жыл бұрын
4:50 “took an arrow to the knee” nice hidden skyrim reference
@thegoodpilgrim13274 жыл бұрын
keep them coming lad
@levferno483 Жыл бұрын
I always read quest text, ever since I was little. I’ve learned more about the English language in WoW than I probably have across all of my English classes.
@YoDirk4 жыл бұрын
Banger video!
@imnullandvoid12244 жыл бұрын
Never forget the burning of Teldrassil. RIP big tree guy ❤️
@Mediados4 жыл бұрын
One of the reasons why we can never ever be at peace again
@Guydude7773 жыл бұрын
Anything but the big tree
@magicclumps92084 жыл бұрын
The arrow to the knee. That was the high point for me.
@TheForlornn4 жыл бұрын
Your videos really make me more interested in all of the lore that exists in this wonderful game I've wasted 10 years in. Thank you :)
@curiousfishie3 жыл бұрын
I knew this was gonna be good right from 1:09 when Plat mentions the beautiful similarity between the two. Hahaha
@kaiyote79242 жыл бұрын
5:24 fucking kills me everytime. while waiting for platinumwow uploads i shit you not illidan the rock stormrage has free rent in my headspace at all times.
@t1dal5097 ай бұрын
Kalimdor is the GOAT og wow continent.
@misaki4257 Жыл бұрын
the arrow in the knee had me crying
@broodsincorner3 жыл бұрын
Came for the lore, stayed for the humour. I am satisfied. Good job.
@korgaw85634 жыл бұрын
Great video, cant wait to see more of it
@TinksiehTink4 жыл бұрын
The arrow to the knee got me good
@Shpongle642 жыл бұрын
I have known about the whole tree xavius plot and it still sounds as crazy as when I first heard.
@Catgirls_and_Warcrimes2 жыл бұрын
"nothing evil would ever happen to it again" correct!
@ThePlantasticNerd2 жыл бұрын
Oh so that's why we see Fandral later on in Cataclysm in the Firelands Raid!