So, what did you think? Check out Koifish and Simo! Kofish’s video goes up tomorrow! Simo - m.kzbin.info/door/tlkIvRNpL14DpY6dTUNgwA Koifish - m.kzbin.info/door/fQhdC0i9MZ9Gah3DTafedQ
@emootality2 жыл бұрын
this was the most fun video ive ever seen, make more!!
@Shadow-bk1im Жыл бұрын
Part of the problem with this is that ck3 caps your children at 15 no matter what and makes further children less likely the closer you get to the cap. If you want the challenge to be more interesting in the future remove the children cap.
@bennelson62072 жыл бұрын
cant believe we got Koifish, Simo, and others all in one video!
@Poland2077 Жыл бұрын
im your baby (If you don't get it, it's because this was written 9 months after the comment)
@ColAngus-yf9xg8 ай бұрын
@@Poland2077I’m ur baby Poland Because of 9 months
@3enn77 ай бұрын
@@ColAngus-yf9xgI'm your zygote Cuz it has been 9 days
@NotSimo2 жыл бұрын
You mean Simo and more right? Also when I learn how to make my characters live over the age of 25 it's over for you all
@TheSocialStreamers2 жыл бұрын
That’s a when that should be if, you snake.
@johndouglas38962 жыл бұрын
This is such a brilliant trio. I’d love to watch a series with these three. The chaos would be insane.
@LaithClips2 жыл бұрын
The most epic trio on this side of youtube, W
@carltonleboss2 жыл бұрын
You're gonna get a lot of content from this video
@benjamino94492 жыл бұрын
It's laith's clone Laith clips
@PTB_BE2 жыл бұрын
"player with the most kids wins $200" We call that childsupport
@TheErickDH2 жыл бұрын
think a good strat here would've been to make a Byzantine culture character with an intrigue/kidnapper focus, kidnap the other two and castrate them, and then just have one kid to win lol that was an absolutely hilarious video, love the teamup
@dylancomic90882 жыл бұрын
how do you do that?
@TheErickDH2 жыл бұрын
@@dylancomic9088 The Byzantine cultures allow to to make male prisoners into eunachs, so you just need to go down the intrigue tree to get the abduct scheme, and once their in your dungeon it should give you the option if you have the right culture
@babyramses50662 жыл бұрын
This exact plan wad my immediate thought when I saw this challenge. We think the same. I don't know if you're smart or if I'm disturbed. 😁
@ryanclark97302 жыл бұрын
"if we dont sin a bit jesus died for nothing" -Koifish lmao i want that on a shirt
@justelliot48702 жыл бұрын
I was in fuckin tears by the end. please please do more of this. I want the double or nothing to increase until one of them losing can pay off Laith's student loans.
@_cabalcade_41942 жыл бұрын
2:56 "but he did it with his face towards the wife because you don't turn your back on family"? wtf koifish hahahaha f*ckin fantastic as always
@Amy_the_Lizard2 жыл бұрын
Sterile characters can still have children, it's only a -50% fertility. I had a barren female character with a chaste husband still manage to have 3 kids. It can be done, it's just difficult - it's eunich characters that are completely incapable of having kids
@hexoslaya36962 жыл бұрын
I mean eunuchs **can** get a kid just not conventionally.
@gustavosanches34542 жыл бұрын
Dude, this is so wholesome, nothing can top Koifish's enthusiasm with Laith's existential despair
@jhp10452 жыл бұрын
I have to say the Editor is truly Based
@Ratich2 жыл бұрын
If I remember correctly the number of kids is soft capped based on Rank and fertility only increases the speed at which you have kids (it was that way in CK2 don't know if it changed). So if you want to have the most kids you should probably start as an Emperor.
@billychops12802 жыл бұрын
It’s not the same in ck3 I’m pretty sure cuz I’ve seen counts have like 11 kids
@Ratich2 жыл бұрын
@@billychops1280 it is I asked and it was verified. Keep in mind that there are multiple things that can affect number of kids but rank does indeed impose a soft cap on the number of kids
@EinFelsbrocken Жыл бұрын
@@Ratich From a game design pov it makes sense, as you dont want all of the mayors + counts tanking the game performance with each of em having 10 kids intermarrying and having events; intrigues and plans etc
@James-7122 жыл бұрын
Laith has the sadistic trait irl ngl
@NickTheNickname11 ай бұрын
The fact that Ratface's first child was named "Nest" was perfect
@azpont72752 жыл бұрын
For one thing, it’s brilliant. For the other, there is a hardcoded maximum number of kids you can have. (Depending on ferility and spouses, but not age!) So I’d guess the most optimal ways to win would be to either castrate your oponents or stack either fertility or lifespan and to kill your kids once you reached the cap and they have offsprings already. You’ll probably need more spouses also at the same time. (Not 100%, but I think the cap is for current children, dead ones don’t count, altough gane files should be checked for it. Same goes for bastards, maybe they are viable due to this reason also)
@isaacpowrie4652 жыл бұрын
You can always make a character at the age of 120 in the editor and then click the add sons and daughters button to maximise the amount of kids you can have.
@dojihajime2 жыл бұрын
Dishonour on you, dishonour on your cow!
@brookb58902 жыл бұрын
Koifish always plays as a viking, so make sure the challenge is something a norse asatru character would be terrible at... the most counties at the end of your first character's life without waging war?
@Koifish2 жыл бұрын
Ah yes, you need to watch my Lifestyle guide to diplomacy and re-think what you just wrote >:D The Asatru Norse are MASTERS at diplomacy! :D
@brookb58902 жыл бұрын
@@Koifish Reading the comments is definitely cheating! 😂 But plugging your own videos on Laith's? smh smh
@AHappyCub2 жыл бұрын
That last part is just gold
@antonjanicki2 жыл бұрын
That random bit of Polish abuse xdddd
@cba2make1up2 жыл бұрын
This was incredible, the trio we needed
@johnbgoode1605 Жыл бұрын
Honestly need more of this trio!
@chrismax23132 жыл бұрын
Who knew that Koifish and Simo could play with others so well!!
@64videosgunner28 күн бұрын
that "microsoft" joke was so good
@arandomham44592 жыл бұрын
Really enjoyed this video. Koifish and Simo were great, but whoever the other guy is really dragged it down in parts
@lysk0ss2 жыл бұрын
the moral values of this video are outstanding
@realhawaii5o2 жыл бұрын
I feel like if you had a kid with your kid it should count double. #wincest
@authenticmikejones2 жыл бұрын
Loved this, as a Welshman did enjoy the little Welsh joke at the beginning.
@MunchKING2 жыл бұрын
If there wasn't a hard point limit, you could have dumped in a whole bunch of kids at the start from Ruler Designer.
@akiamini40062 жыл бұрын
It was an otherworldy levels of entertainment bruh please do more !
@msb72892 жыл бұрын
Polish names are great. I'm named Mateusz Stanisław and it's totally normal
@ThatGuyWhomComments2 жыл бұрын
Ratface descendant of frat KING of fraternizing
@jtmatusiak40912 жыл бұрын
Fastest conquest of China challenge
@adamsuchyna67752 жыл бұрын
Im getting Mr. Beast vibes from this
@rytus26842 жыл бұрын
Polish names are the best, i mean... Grzegorz Brzęczyszczykiewicz... need i say more?
@odah7785 Жыл бұрын
Doing this in EK2 would be sick. Trying to create whatever abominations they can my mixing elves and man would be hilarious.
@joejones33875 ай бұрын
Little harsh towards the welsh in this video - think Ratface is a better representation of the north of england personally....
@gamesretweets99792 жыл бұрын
Out of context CK is the best.
@serdikcraig63072 жыл бұрын
Probably the funniest video up to date
@demonkingbadger66892 жыл бұрын
So, uhhh, Chief Ratface vs Count Steve the simper needs to happen
@TheErickDH2 жыл бұрын
think a fun next challenge could be seeing who can make the most cursed hybrid culture and religion combo
@dominic78662 жыл бұрын
lowest piety challenge let's see how degenerate you can get
@deadlullaby6484 күн бұрын
Love how laith totally missed that he got lover's pox cus Simo slept with his own mom and so did laith
@Malinowy27 Жыл бұрын
Actuqlly speedrunning being the Habsburgs burh
@carltonleboss2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious!
@pcu92842 жыл бұрын
This turned into all against laith
@vexifiz67922 жыл бұрын
Trio was immaculate
@Zappaking2 жыл бұрын
Highest development in your capital by a certain date!
@relenltlessgoat76032 жыл бұрын
One of the funniest videos ever
@seductivehat99142 жыл бұрын
That is NOT enough to pa for the child support
@Bob-Not-Zilla2 жыл бұрын
i'm gonna listen to this delusional madman and gamble my life savings away. Wish me luck!
@mahdiali8722 жыл бұрын
getting as many kids as you can lol i feel bad for the wives
@Amy_the_Lizard2 жыл бұрын
Feel bad for all the women involved, so many of them caught STDS...
@jinxedfates2 жыл бұрын
this has been so fun. comment for the algorithm
@slayer69464 ай бұрын
Not the fucking QR code 😭😭
@andrzejkoodziejczyk51029 ай бұрын
15:23 Hey man, uncool
@TriCutNinja2 жыл бұрын
2:20 Ayy, anyone save that Google Doc? I really wanna see it, but the page was taken down ;.;
@deusvult69202 жыл бұрын
Alright epstein calm down 💀
@ViktorBrandt2 жыл бұрын
please make the character to tinder 3:54
@iankheizerreyes23252 жыл бұрын
Me and my friends try this and I win with 20 kids I just kidnap their wife
@barneythepurpledinosaur70022 жыл бұрын
The boink wars
@guunarlarsensmith7148 Жыл бұрын
Isn’t their a child limit per a character?
@acat6145 Жыл бұрын
The challenge would have been fairly easy if you chose a faith that would allow multiple wives I get so many children easily with four wives
@gfx78022 жыл бұрын
Officially the 69th comment from Poland, cheers lads
@totts33752 жыл бұрын
I know my state didn’t just get roasted by a Eastern European 💀😭
@lolleth_94542 жыл бұрын
nice vid
@brodyday6509 Жыл бұрын
Fucking eh lads where was my invite intrigue all the way praying and spraying my seed everywhere
@EinFelsbrocken Жыл бұрын
Praying and spraying 💀 Im shook
@ddrcrono2 жыл бұрын
USD or CAD?
@josiahhodges18932 жыл бұрын
Make the tinder
@calebsutton67982 жыл бұрын
Please part 2 of roman hispania
@masterofallthelakesintown24722 жыл бұрын
You should have chosen the chinese culture. You know why.
@kithrar17382 жыл бұрын
someone pls use the QR code and tell me where it leads
@MoldyChese2 жыл бұрын
I dont think its a Proper QR Code it could be Most likely a rick Roll but thats my Guess
@tomh76862 жыл бұрын
I edited this video and made the QR code - it's not anything bad. Trust me 🙂
@bartoszmarcinik494 Жыл бұрын
Ratface kind of looks like Laith not gonna lie... other than the deformed chin...