Playing Crysis with the Circle-Jump Flying Glitch

[@Radio4Ever]

Missed opportunity to not try and get a SurfShark sponsorship.

[@qwerty883]

amazing pin lmao

[@omegafnaffoxypro1924]

this comment should have been made 4 years ago so the world back then knew the truth

[@khanhhoangmaile4431]

XD

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

was SurfShark even a thing when this was made 😭

[@Shottyshotgun1]

Bollywood movie directors are watching this video for ideas

[@morrisstudio8372]

Xd

[@trblemayker5157]

Oof

[@Ak-6969]

2:01

[@mmfreshmeat2860]

Hollywood?

[@solidfeline9093]

@@mmfreshmeat2860 Bollywood

[@Numberer1]

I don't think I've seen anything more badass than a super-soldier surfing a shark. You truly are the master of dry humour.

[@TheHackPlack]

Putin is still numba wan shrak rider

[@lily__r]

Since he's on the shark he sure is dry *runs away*

[@lily__r]

yes

[@realxrtd]

Jérémy Auzou *chases after him in Strength mode*

[@lily__r]

oh no, gotta circle jump away

[@yungmalaria]

I never thought Id see a game where a guy punches a helicopter out of the sky

[@AVGNROCKS1996]

You ever played Prototype?

[@yungmalaria]

Ultimate Avenger nope

[@UncleTwoSix]

Was literally going to say prototype

[@surject]

Now get a helicopter down in BF3 - with a knife.

[@llbrainjoker5742]

never played Prototype 2 before? well in that thats a thing but the fact that makes it cool that you shouldn't be able to do it in this game. however, there is a beast who does it.

[@stevitos]

The circle jumps feel like how i fly in my dreams

[@justaname325]

Haha!

[@1994CivicGLi]

Squirg Ork and then your dreams do that falling thing

[@beanverysmol]

Yeah in my dreams I'm like flying across the goddamn world

[@Nietabs]

Whenever I dreamed about falling, I immediately wake up

[@Petar321_GT]

I thought the same.

[@non-shockingtopics7563]

about the most badass way ive seen someone take down a heli, other people need weaponry, this guy literally flys onto it and punches it until it crashes

[@donald_doe]

HOW THE HELL IS THIS 1 DAY POST PINNED BY DESINC

[@mak1shi228]

@@donald_doe yes

[@ShapeshifterFin]

@@donald_doe *yes*

[@Zfuwa]

@@donald_doe oui

[@ChrisPoindexter98]

It's like those old Chuck Norris quotes and memes but a visual representation of it.

[@Raycevick]

This channel is the best thing I found during HL2 research.

[@ye6942]

Raycevick watched your video before this one. Plz make a video about Age of Mythology.

[@FreedSeed]

never thought i would see you here

[@pumpkin6429]

Oh hey it's this guy. Let's grab a coffee. ;)

[@tonzillaye]

This comment made me so happy

[@midgetman75]

Ay nice seeing you in these parts

[@hagrid8538]

*Casually grabs a t-posing women from her throat and flies away*

[@swavess]

A-posing*

[@ammagon4519]

God I wish that were me

[@swavess]

@@ammagon4519 like your profile pic ngl ....

[@lavarockgaming12]

Snoot same

[@ejej_shej7958]

Its just normal

[@moustache2844]

So imagine you are one of those soldiers and then suddenly see : 1. Man killing a fully armed guard with a tortoise 2. He is capable of flying across the island 3. He is also a shark surfer 4. He can single handedly destroy a battleship 5. He destroyed a chopper just by punching it What would you do?

[@theguywhodonthavepicture9982]

Shot my head cuz ı know am gonna die

[@kennethgonzalez7598]

Mug him

[@gunfunny8485]

Pull a black dad no jutsu

[@baileymash]

Offer him an N word pass If he let me live

[@the_jones528]

I'm playing dead for the rest of the day.

[@sharonchristensen]

Remember kids, We don't get games like this anymore.

[@CHADCONTEXT]

True. Kinda miss those games

[@testentity1.0gaming95]

Critical hit*

[@NoahGooder]

yep its all NFTs, VR, Crypto, MTX, DLC, Gambling, Season Pass filled bullshit.

[@raphamazini3841]

@@NoahGooderseason pass is due to fort night, L fckn game.

[@NoahGooder]

@@raphamazini3841 nah season pass was before fortnight

[@rileyoftheharris]

Just love how you casually started flying

[@lukeduran12]

Deep Rich idiot

[@nodenpona]

Deep Rich these were glitches, not noclip

[@greycrimson3228]

The Crysis multiplayer community has teached me how to do it too a bit, interesting that this guy learned of it too :]

[@louifortini4725]

TheIlluminati / Gryffin 45 how do you know

[@nodenpona]

Loui Fortini everyone else does it its a glitch there is even a tutorial for it.

[@thelonerwonderer]

"So i found a shark...Sharks are pretty good" *jumps on the shark and starts riding it*

[@Onyx-Tau]

Sharks are pretty good *So now that you're riding the shark*

[@ikingofswedeni2754]

DeSinc has his moments

[@Sunnysideanyway]

Good job, you can hear what he says.

[@Alan_is_here]

@@Sunnysideanyway *salt salt everywhere*

[@Sunnysideanyway]

@@Alan_is_here Not even salt, just jokingly mocking people who copy what a person says or does.

[@lykesya4536]

"so she is the CIA agent" ... *GRAB THE AGENT ON NECK THEN FLIES AWAY*

[@nopushbutton]

gentle as mother cat

[@spacesponge8732]

*DR PAVEL*

[@BasilOreganoo]

Space Sponge I'M CIA

[@gridthexenomorph3658]

quoting what i saw in another reply for a different comment: "DeSinc has his moments"

[@KokoroKatsura]

A N I M E N I M E

[@st4g095]

“Nomad your priority is to find that hostage understood?” “Understood” *Nomad rides a shark to the carrier* “You’re off course nomad!”

[@Tyrian3k]

Using the shark that is there to stop you from boundary breaking to boundary break is pretty hilarious.

[@Freezorgium]

Not that there's any boundary to break, the game literally just creates more water infinitely

[@mattbroder2009]

*Once you’re riding the shark just heard towards the battleship*

[@Ueberdoziz]

*head

[@nabiliskandar5008]

Matt Broder The amount of bad assery in that phrase is unbelievable!

[@trpl7]

*punches helicoper* ok

[@mehmetcaneren4042]

Lothric Meme Sword

[@lonttugamer2939]

Weird flex but ok

[@jobie2406]

If it has physics, just be sure that DeSinc is going to start flying.

[@Azure_fae]

*When you bring a helicopter to a knife fight and lose to a guy using his fists*

[@MyNameIsOcean]

Ywnbaw

[@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks]

​@@MyNameIsOceanyou'll never be someone that has anyone truly care for them.

[@PersonausdemAll]

Sweet Profilepicture

[@MyNameIsOcean]

@@ThisUsernameSystemF-ckingSucks lmao, and the basket case who cuts his dick off is surrounded by people who have his best interests in mind ?

[@НИКИТАСЕЛЯНИН-ц6щ]

1:51 - Tutorial: How to get a "Girlfriend".

[@rolph5967]

It worked

[@longboi13]

Thanks mate it worked

[@CosmicKiddo0]

Instructions unclear, I got married with a female Cthulhu

[@WhenToastersAttack]

That ending was such a plot twist. I thought you were going to toss him, but instead to took him on a romantic flight to South America. I sure hope that guy's into hypoxyphilia.

[@kacpernap2863]

Imagine your a soldier and all of A sudden a masked super soldier grabs you and just flies into wherever the hell he fancies and instead of killing you, he took you in a romantic date

[@mr.jeffinizor2713]

*just initiate an accelerated backhop off of crysis on to hl2*

[@achxd]

an*

[@nasgun]

Lol

[@sampatterson8986]

*303 mph*

[@dom991]

*302 Episode 1 mph*

[@bascelik]

ISP sent you here :D

[@DeSinc]

updated thumbnail just for you

[@drift752]

DeSinc live you so much

[@tippy4674]

Not big rigs though there you can break space time

[@guydude4602]

Soldier 1: "Hey, did you see that?" Soldier 2: "What?" Soldier 1: "That flying thing." Soldier 2: "I don't see anything." *Crazy guy flying around punches a helicopter out of the sky*

[@Blazerri]

and then he finally lands. I am the Iron Man

[@N0v4_88]

Jesus christ it's Jason Born

[@terranceclark8328]

Saitama???

[@tkjl0233]

Florida man

[@PMVoid]

"Florida man has now ascended to a higher plane and is now punching every helicopter out of the skies"

[@dunkleham]

3:18 When you ask your dog what they have

[@maxwellwellman]

it

[@ShouT_AT]

Nomad, get to the rendesvouz ASAP. *Litterally* *flies* *there* *in* *2* *Seconds* *B* *O* *U* *T* *T* *I* *M* *E* *Y* *O* *U* *S* *H* *O* *W* *D* *U* *P*

[@Depressed_until_dead]

He usually comes in 1 second so... 😂

[@NexusBecauseWhyNot]

*jumps and breaks glass* *falls* *get's up* *hl1 voice* "GREETINGS!"

[@achxd]

gets*

[@NexusBecauseWhyNot]

RHGravity I was sleep deprived 😂

[@tonytheofficer]

how the hell have you managed to do this in EVERY GAME. im expecting you to be showing us how to use glitches and tricks to beat tetris, allowing us to fly out of the map with a piece.

[@stagdragon3978]

once he hits one mil (or half a mil) I say he should make that video, he needs to just get in touch with some animators, say "hey... you should help me with a thing." and then it's literally just the paddle exploding out of the TV after he moves it back and fourth in a certain way.

[@Hoplasa]

he'd find a way.

[@rstabilize379]

It’s not real😂🤦‍♂️

[@iabgunner8701]

@@rstabilize379 yes it is.

[@multistuff9831]

I KNEW you'd bring Tetris into this

[@ezequielortiz5890]

1:48 i died with the sound LMFAO

[@Not_Edyay]

*EUUGHH*

[@Bananappleboy]

(RESPECTING WAMEN)

[@Kisnowar]

The sound didn't die.

[@theseangle]

ÆUGH

[@moocow4523]

Doctor: The baby's almost out! Take deep breaths and push! DeSinc: So what you wanna do is initiate a circle jump.

[@monochromeboi267]

Baby instantly flies out of its mother at 305mph and punches a helicopter out of the sky.

[@CallMePeterD]

1:51 R E S P E C T I N G W A M E N

[@christiangrey3645]

Pedro Costa *AUGGHHH*

[@Scou1y]

*Y O U A R E N O T R E S P E C T I N G W A M O N*

[@lmulligan6969]

They are not for respecting. They are things to be used for your pleasure. Any way you see fit.

[@GameFuMaster]

Wamen displays posture of dominance Man displays gesture of submission.

[@americantoastman7296]

@@lmulligan6969 oh shit incel alert

[@purmhy]

This should be in the _education_ tab.

[@TrackManiaFtw]

You can ride a shark? Time to play Crysis again

[@SaladaSla]

ikr

[@DoctorTamik]

Same here, late tho

[@TerryWan-eb5gl]

CRYSIS graphics still look nice in 2019

[@fitmotheyap]

Better than average graphics in 2019 for sure

[@disappointingperson9162]

@ID CLICK well if you average out the graphics of every game released this year, crysis would still be better. And i mean every game

[@cfdeers]

@ID CLICK, it's really down to art direction nowadays to determine if a game looks good. For the most part, the only major graphical milestone in the near future is raytracing. But since most consumers don't want to dish out around $500 or more just for advanced lighting, it's gonna be a while until most games will implement it.

[@samsvasle317]

*summons and rides shark flies around the map picks up every thing in game* can't give himself more rockets...

[@audixas1]

*MAXIMUM FLIGHT*

[@staggerdagger]

Audixas i appreciate that someone looked at this comments likes and said "nah, hail satan"

[@staggerdagger]

You bastards liked it.

[@jasonsweeney890]

777 likes now

[@johndou423]

*MAXIMUM SURFING*

[@gaelurquiz5755]

1.3k actually

[@timothy__tt]

Holy shit desinc. Every single clip and joke was on point. Funniest shit I've seen in a while, there wasn't a clip where I didn't laugh like mad. Great stuff.

[@staggerdagger]

timothytt547 AHHAH! SATANS BACK

[@AlexAegisOfficial]

Beating a chopper bare hands. That's brutal

[@HateHVH]

Heló Magyarország

[@ant_onion]

- I destroyed a helicopter. - Using a RPG, right? Classic. - No, I used my hands. - So you took control of the helicopter and then crashed it, right? - No, I made a circle jump, started flying towards the helicopter, then I punched it until it exploded. - wait hold up

[@kroneyt1493]

OG's remember when the ending of this video didn't sound like it was recorded on a toaster mic and had "Fly me to the moon" playing

[@Varinius]

But can Crysis run DeSinc?

[@hybridkam]

Konrad Godel lol

[@sparkle42]

Konrad Godel top 10 questions science can't still answer

[@nasgun]

Konrad Godel DESINC RUNS FASTER

[@antond12312]

Achieved with CRYENGINE.

[@shiro4230]

GroßKaiser You're the only person who cares.

[@magneticflux-]

Achieved with S O R C E

[@misuzu1flv629]

S a u c e

[@antond12312]

Thanks for the likes that do nothing.

[@SneedsterSpeedster]

>"Majority decides Ethics" Hmm.

[@firkinflamer8604]

"I don't like choppers that much..." *Flies up to it and single-handedly smashes it down from the sky* "Well, that wasn't worth the bother."

[@nobletrees8838]

0:31 -Nomad, your priority is to find that hostage. Understood? -Understood! **punches a boat to the water to do some shark riding**

[@eskimogabe4729]

This dude is literally breaking every game

[@Helperbot-2000]

*Game devs hate him*

[@duke4726]

The truth is, the game was broken from the start

[@iDAN_GER]

*BOUT TIME YOU SHOWED UP* Fcking lol

[@vigilantethe3909]

DAN[GER] XDDD

[@grilledcheesy8469]

*KEPT YOU WAITING HUH*

[@HellishSpoon]

Oh shit Speed run jesus is back

[@viridian6812]

I thought it was quadrazid

[@FPSDrifter]

But that jesus is speedruning everything ;)

[@kylefitz.2639]

That would be Quadrazid

[@kylefitz.2639]

Oh crap I didnt look at the replys before I replied

[@16.krjmonata74]

the turtles are actually the best weapon in the game.

[@koctf3846]

Looking at this 12 years old game's graphics, still a masterpiece.

[@pmmsrochedo]

Its a remaster of the game lol

[@MucaOmor]

​​@@pmmsrochedoNo, it's not

[@normal9591]

I love how he speak calmly and doin something epic calmly either.

[@Chandi_Lerald]

half life 3 early access gameplay

[@comicerrorpreston6344]

(NO CLICKBAIT)

[@Scou1y]

(IN THE HOOD)

[@cuy910]

(REAL)

[@ozzyisdrunk]

(GONE SEXUALLY)

[@astr0hax173]

(HE FUCKED THAT KOREAN GUY'S ASS) oh is this the wrong comment section I thought I'm at pornhub.

[@paloma33]

Absolutely insane super soldier jumps off a cliff multiple times, punches a helicopter and rescues a CIA agent. Not in that order.

[@saabbikyydit]

Wait... so are you a god in about every game? I thought it was just half life You propably dont have a lot of friends

[@mkt8880]

He is god in real life too

[@juliankg]

he used glitches and tricks to beat real life

[@saabbikyydit]

Jota J-k Or wouldnt it be... Full Life... ok i'll stop

[@pixel6173]

Just imagine Seeing desinc IRL just walking out of his house. Jumping backwards and flying off Into the atmosphere.

[@saabbikyydit]

Best thing is you don´t even need to imagine it, it´s already there in his 100k special

[@wowblazeitm]

*When your homie says* "there about to head out" But its been *2 years* 0:29

[@MonteMorrible]

nah, it's been *30 seconds*

[@thecloudyskies]

Can't wait till they remaster this

[@thecloudyskies]

I've heard rumors on reddit about it, you better remake this video if it actually happens

[@bugrilyus]

K U M O R I it is confirmed. Not just rumours

[@thecloudyskies]

bugrilyus bro really

[@bugrilyus]

K U M O R I yes it is coming, they disclosed it in aptil

[@Kyle1st100]

Just released two months ago

[@robbieboi1491]

*once you're riding the shark*

[@user-wtzrebx]

What's up guys DeSinc here and we are gonna go fishing

[@theblackbaron4119]

I remember messing around with the files of this game. Where the strength boost of the suit could be set to a higher number. Not only increasing the velocity with which trees and enemies could be sent flying. Oddly enough it increased the area of effect. Instead of punching one tree it broke of multiple in a bigger area

[@JarthenGreenmeadow]

Turning speed to 1000 on a toggle. Always a hoot.

[@notfriendly261]

3:02 “hit the grenade button a couple times” *spams grenades*

[@ordinary_magician]

I’ve never played Crysis so watching this video with no context of anything probably adds more enjoyability

[@dumpydave3486]

Have i found a good channel?

[@DeSinc]

ye

[@slurpeexyza17]

I like how you liked your own comment lul

[@dumpydave3486]

Paz whatchu mean B

[@slurpeexyza17]

de sinc loved his own comment brah

[@zanly5039]

no one cares, but... 6 9 T H L I K E

[@Catslug]

Can i circle jump my way to heaven and shoot an rpg at god?

[@flightpath7711]

I don't see any logical reason why you couldn't

[@helperonie6791]

Shut up you piece of vegetable sticks

[@pelufaz8435]

You're fucking everywhere

[@connellovett849]

Follow your dreams.

[@Khaujii]

Helper Onie67 u hev gey

[@phickkickep7437]

3:52 definitely new desinc's profile pic!

[@calituchi1]

"Now you found the shark, sharks are pretty good." "Once you're riding the shark..." This man is brilliant!

[@deputyhobbs9683]

1:00 as a little kid playing this game i wanted to get to that ship so badly, it was an absolute need and I was so upset that I couldn't. Thank you for satisfying that dream

[@waccyy]

i think the next video is "Using Glitches and Tricks to beat Hunt Down The Freeman"

[@kaedinarsenault7724]

CedNotAwesomeYT I didn't know the uninstall button was a glitch.

[@awkwardcultism]

That game is a glitch and a trick

[@non-shockingtopics7563]

You can't use glitches and tricks to beat HDTF because that's all the game is.

[@ammagon4519]

How about beating the game without glitches and tricks?

[@yush7221]

@@ammagon4519 that's impossible

[@agnel47]

Damn boi, you play Crysis like its the original Dishonored.

[@thesupertendent8973]

To easy fam.. Just play hard mode and crouch the whole Mage.. good fun

[@abysmalist4761]

QualifiedESA Engineer what do I have to do with this?

[@achxd]

too*

[@ARipeBanana]

Love how this game is 13 years old and people are still watching it, and desinc is still loving comments

[@AdamantMindset]

man i just realise i never completed this game lol since it was so resource heavy back then to play. might redownload this, since its quarantine time anyway

[@Coremaster]

ON THE GROUND OR YA DEAD

[@Dammitimmad]

3:51 New profile pic maybe?

[@xavierrodriguez2463]

yes

[@billgaming8623]

Xavier Rodriguez lmao

[@yubos98]

I think it was just as entertaining as your HL2 vids, I don't understand all these people raging about this not being a HL2 video...

[@raythepizzaguy9721]

I think they're all joking,

[@webbtail245]

Loved the half life sounds at 2:50

[@AdiiS]

This game is older than a decade now and still the jungle and many other aspects of the game looks graphically superior than what we get today in all the different game titles, it's really mind-boggling.

[@mannypardothethinskinned7956]

0:52 "battleship" ooo ouch my bones

[@antond12312]

Manny Pardo The Thin Skinned Manny pardo. The man himself.

[@kira932]

“And heres a shark” Me: nice “...and once you’re riding the shark...” Me: wtf *rewinds*

[@facade35]

*About Time You Showed Up*

[@SirHellNaja]

"I don't really like choppers so...." Me: *Black Mesa flashback*

[@Onyx-Tau]

0:17 I had never heard of circle-jumping before, so it was basically just like watching him take flight.

[@mistery1468]

Crysis. But can it run DeSinc?

[@user-vk4un5gr5f]

*bout time ya show up*

[@mrlolzies101]

Desinc's humor combined with his editing is funnEH

[@java_ri]

Korean Soldier: Approaches DeSinc DeSinc: So, you’ve chosen death?

[@randigo9992]

This game is a game of my childhood. I did a lot of "out of bounds things". I liked to go fishing like on 0:40, also shark stalked me on the ground in Crysis Warhead.

[@DeSinc]

korea is weird

[@cutzudev]

DeSinc pls post more

[@rexwrecky1041]

DeSinc your back yesss dude i love all your vids

[@_your_mother_]

Punctuation. Use it.

[@TheXeeman]

your profile pic almost looks like mine

[@dfgfgfdg8335]

Perfect, as always. Thanks.

[@dankelpuff8381]

I remember how I discovered sharks by driving a car into the ocean, gave me a fucking shock. Then went to get that boat you knocked into the water and shotgun fishing for sharks. Those things are scary and you dont do them justice in the clip man. Once they charge at you the can knock you several meters up into the air and possibly flip the boat. Also max speed punching the boat makes it go bit faster than strenght. Really miss crysis 1, wish they had kept the speed/strenght/cloak/armor system. It felt more powerful and fun than the max everything/cloak. Too simple is imo worse.

[@JohnWick-md8ef]

You will get a remastered version

[@sharkzoomer]

You have mastered the way of the glitch I see

[@Maartwo]

I love the insanity on screen mixed with the calmness of the narration

[@Niom_Music]

I love how nonchalant your videos are. It’s very charming!

[@goodtimejoe1325]

You just turned Crysis into Just Cause

[@ChiefVizier]

Love that you up the subscribe end icon on the dudes face

[@UnordinaryCarl]

1:30 - 2:30 *WELCOME TO UGANDA SUPERSOLDIERS* forsenE

[@nguyen-vuluu3150]

*choke-held for 30 minutes by a flying, shark riding, helicopter punching super soldier. *looking around suspiciously

[@TheJayson8899]

The sharks in this game absolutely terrified me as a kid. I remember every time a friend came over we’d mess around with the sharks

[@Frost_2113]

@1:53 that fucked me up so hard. I'm still laughing

[@matezsiros3650]

Ima gonna rescue you wamen.

[@Vienna3080]

“Once your riding the shark erect it towards the battleship” One of the most casually said badass lines ever

[@The_Youtube_Winner]

1:54 her face is so accurate it’s as if being able to fly was apart of the game

[@phantasy2075]

i never played crysis , but played crysis 2. never thought the first looked like this

[@trongluu105]

Proohet:Nomad,your priority is to find that hostage,understood? Nomad:understood Ok Now We Go Fishing