playing the worst battle royale games on the internet.

[@the7569]

Those scratch games were adorable, I love when kids try to make stuff. It's so cute and you can tell they really tried

[@the7569]

@WayRay007 no I know for a fact it wasnt

[@sarventetheholynun3322]

@@the7569 prove it

[@furet9714]

I love how everybody in the replies are just asking this guy to prove if the creator for the scratch game is not a 30 year old man even though scratch is literally mainly used by young kids.

[@andresidk8282]

@@furet9714 "everybody" is literally two people

[@furet9714]

@@andresidk8282 Well thank you i will correct myself

[@TheRealiMTV]

‘I don’t exactly know why a farmer would be in the middle of a battlefield’ vietnam war intensifies

[@notasovietspytrustme4392]

Revolutionary War

[@pyro4772]

Vikings intensifies

[@Realities_]

*fortunate son starts playing*

[@cptlemon8859]

Emu War intensifies

[@duck7505]

@@icantrightnow1082 Suomi

[@lorx9425]

KZbin asked me to rate this video suggestion. You know I clicked life-changing and inspiring.

[@Maxmaro]

Every fucking time

[@RyanIsOnYT]

Every fucking time

[@beemo4]

Every fucking time

[@carolsnyman630]

@@beemo4 Every fucking time

[@jinxx_z5125]

Every fucking time

[@nonamesorry7135]

No matter how bad these are, I love when children make things like these and post them, that might be the beginning of a life long passion for them, and I think giving people opportunities to show their hobbies and skills to others from a very young age is exactly what makes the internet so beautiful to me, no matter how shit people can be. It can be such a creative space, and I'm just glad I was born in the age of the internet.

[@erikhumphrey7922]

I feel pity for you

[@nonamesorry7135]

@@erikhumphrey7922 for enjoying things? Then do lmao.

[@user-mg7wh8zq6v]

as long as u stay anonymous

[@НатальяБуракова-э6к]

Sus

[@iamjunkbot8634]

@@erikhumphrey7922 i started on scratch now i wouldnt really say professional but i can do almost every language and i have aced unity and unreal and even made my own OS (not linux based) made in assembly code and cpp

[@codergirl6790]

As an inactive "scratcher" myself, i can totally agree with what you said, it's very true.The first one you played is actually on the top list, and every time i see it i think 'How? how is it possible?' and i imagine i will never answer that question....Very funny, definitely gets a like from me 🤣

[@The_Arx]

I played that game way too much and the worst part is I imedeatly reconised the game on the thumbnail lol.

[@That0ne_User]

"Parents Claim Fortnite Is As Addictive As Cocaine." how do you know that-?

[@wesfooty3825]

Lmao

[@thelightning158]

U are a fucking genius

[@warpey5632]

They know that because someone on Facebook said so and everyone on Facebook is trustworthy.

[@opensourceis9996]

@@warpey5632 Yea

[@shafkatctg]

@@warpey5632 and somehow those facebook guys were correct. notin like giving crack cocaine to minorities via fortnite.

[@jedisanjay]

Lmao, I made "The Battle Royale" on Scratch 😂😂. You were supposed to shift-click the green flag or else it will run super slow (basically what you played thru). Love the review tho 😂😂😂

[@imaginaoYouTubesoquecomarrobas]

Just commenting for extra visibility of this comment, don't mind me

[@gwekk4692]

@@imaginaoKZbinsoquecomarrobas same

[@kaidenonbway]

Ay! What's good? I'm a scratcher too!

[@banjofangirl3458]

King

[@illumililium]

how were people supposed to know to shift click bro lol

[@realism3179]

You are one of the funniest people I’ve seen, Hope your channel grows

[@harrypotter5460]

It did grow

[@liddall_man9373]

Yea, he's made me laugh the hardest in a while on the Monopoly in a Nutshell video when he says as well as a water works and a power company but who gives a shit about those because you cant build a hotel in a power plant. that image cracked me up so hard

[@ChrisTopher-fo5vd]

YES THATS TRUTH

[@ChrisTopher-fo5vd]

That's TRUTH

[@slooshified_]

Try tank fish his also a growing channel Warning:hes a fan of nhentai

[@gaborpapp439]

13 years old me who is programming in scratch: my mission was a lie

[@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544]

I am 16 and program in scratch

[@lucaslange2415]

Scratch gang

[@quiteirishbutscottish]

1:31 ngl this was pretty catchy

[@brandonalban182]

fallout 0.76

[@Joeseppi]

fallOUT of 10 it’s a 0

[@NightySevenn]

Fall

[@edgarasbul6095]

@@NightySevenn Out

[@6ixmil217]

Lmao

[@rahminayir1519]

Failure 0.76

[@JohnSmith-jq2gz]

if you're looking for a game to play you could always try RAID: Shadow Legends? Battle your way through a visually-stunning realistic fantasy RPG with hundreds of Champions from 16 playable factions. To save the world of Teleria, you will recruit its most legendary warriors from the forces of Light and Darkness. You must train them to fight together, mold them into living weapons, and assemble the greatest raiding party ever seen!

[@Joeseppi]

Ok epic, i’ll check it out. You should play Age of War, it’s a perfectly composed strategy game that merges numerous eras, allowing for groundbreaking historical battles as you try your hardest to defend your homestead. Also has an epic soundtrack too.

[@papiaundreay9313]

Wth this is just comment ad

[@x_x999]

@@papiaundreay9313 yeah 😂😂😂

[@wimpwampwomp]

@@Joeseppi You do realize that this guy is just parodying the ads

[@ypuuh]

idk if this is a joke or an actual advertisement from a raid bot

[@somebodylikesbacon1960]

The thing about Scratch is you either find crap thrown together by a kid, or something actually impressive and took time. Sure, you're more likely to find crap then gold, but it is there. Not if you're looking for battle royale games, it's all crap fortnite rip offs.

[@thisisaguy6613]

I agree. you should check out cursed mansion cos it dissevered more love.

[@whwhwhhwhhhwhdldkjdsnsjsks6544]

Puzzle games on scratch seem to have the best quality-crap ratio

[@Bluebatstar]

I'm been using that website for over 6 years now and you're 100% correct.

[@mysingingmonstersfan1023]

@@LateTheIdiot jealous much?

[@miggle2784]

@@LateTheIdiotyou cannot just say something and then claim it’s satire afterwards.

[@crakes5381]

for the first game you need to press f to pick up weapons and enemies would eventually spawn. 3 years ago me and my friends played for 30 minutes at school. kinda funny that I played 3 of these games before I saw this video.

[@31jks]

0:01 a legend, memer, god, comedian, genius, gamer, prankster, content creator, reactor, human, organism, person, species, creator, sigma male, gigachad, and male was born.

[@OLOKETUYIAYOTOMI]

This isn't his first video. He has made videos before this video. I remember he made Two TLC Cringe videos and another video about that Twitch Streamer begging people for five dollars. Not trying to be rude or anything

[@31jks]

@@OLOKETUYIAYOTOMI oh ok

[@crowman9096]

"I don’t exactly know why a farmer would be in the middle of a battlefield" Yes because a salaryman in the middle of a battlefield makes more sense

[@1q2w19]

underated you deserve more subs man

[@Donk898]

6:54 he's actually in the army now

[@desperadooshm6961]

I heard he actually had a soundcloud now

[@Donk898]

I mean 6:25

[@the_mycicle827]

No hes not, that was fake

[@thisfaceisgreat]

If you got that from Tik Tok it’s fake

[@I_enjoy_some_things]

Prove it, noob.

[@ShredScotland]

The start of one was off the best and fuunniest youtubers ever, hope you keep growing

[@Eraserheadsss]

i cant stop binge watching joeseppi

[@swoze5462]

Jesus christ my g you deserve more subs honestly

[@Simonsvide0s]

Omg totally agree

[@T110E4_Wanderer]

its swozeeeeee

[@user-oq3ls6tx6t]

but why tho

[@Aspect.04]

I got 213 views on one video....... one of my best by 173 views uhhhhh yeah

[@kapyness]

@@Aspect.04 no one care

[@progamer-sv9op]

4:03 killed me XD

[@christopherhamilton5207]

3:28 I remember playing this back then in school lol

[@blingproductions4560]

Same

[@Voyd711]

It confused me on every level

[@teatowelthomas9503]

Same

[@chronosgod1]

Same man

[@Boonetube27]

I was literally thinking you were going to say scratch near the start, glad to know I’m still one step ahead.

[@Polaris5664]

I remember making a decent (if poorly drawn.) Fnaf clone in scratch. This reminded me of how low scratch game quality could be.

[@gold4668]

6:12 This one is literally a unity template

[@jordytownsend9808]

6:54 wow that game has changed a lot, it used to be called iron survival. I've had it on USB for like 4 years

[@ReinBelmont]

"Parents claim fortnite is as addictive as cocaine" I'm more concerned that these parents know how addictive cocaine is

[@alchemy5750]

Fun fact: the first game ever that supposed to have "Battle Royale" was Dark Souls 3. In the 2015 alpha pre-release version, modders managed to find the remains of the mode that was supposed to be a large-scale online battle between many players. But knowing the servers of Dark Souls 3, it's kinda evident why the devs decided to completely remove the mode before officially publishing the game in 2016.

[@misfit4816]

Division 1 BR and og minecraft hunger games.

[@justsomerando6551]

You think the first battle royale was in 2015?

[@noel_21]

Bro games had "fight till one is left" gamemodes long before 2016.

[@zio4590]

Look at Battle Royale in Wikipedia. There were many BR games before 2015.

[@JAKE102LOL]

0:01 when the legend was born

[@Dja480]

This isn’t his first video

[@avenuenumber12]

​@@Dja480 yeah it is, no?

[@Dja480]

@@avenuenumber12 heck no lmao, he private like hundreds of videos before this. I remember one about Indian tiktok

[@benbrock3731]

Joe: why would a farmer be on the battlefield? Me: *plot twist: they are Poland farmers*

[@EnderPlayerTV]

?

[@MasonGreenWeed]

They actually Boers farmer in Boers war

[@thegermanofficer]

Vietnam.

[@ultro6904]

Honest to god i have no idea how u only have thousand subs because ur videos are videos that deserve millions of views and ur so good and making youtube videos

[@giyd4052]

6:03 You pronunce Battle Royale so well that you legit sound like the Warzone voice over Edit: fuck I put a 2 where a 0 should be in.

[@masterofthemotleycrew8179]

It’s funny that I have played the first game featured here and was somehow confused that it didn’t work properly

[@boogernosetv]

You know this channel will grow like crazy! Great content!

[@KoolTimYT]

That thumbnail and title scared me lol Joking aside, this was a really good video. It cured my illness.

[@bartholomewdan]

1:25 I watched that YTP so many times that my brain just autocorrects half of this stuff.

[@KentuckyFriedYoutube]

It feels wrong hearing the normal version

[@theravenwolfgaming5755]

"I don’t exactly know why a farmer would be in the middle of a battlefield" Welcome to the rice fields

[@CRPLNG]

The first battle royale that you showed one of my friends actually taught me how to change the code up a bit and give some OP weapons

[@Wfpar87]

This is the first video of the greatest channel on the internet

[@yooys90xd37]

1:04 huh you didn't see NOTHING! Wait until you try mobile games!

[@Dwarfshark2000]

1:40 damn that song pretty good ngl. I like it

[@acidd4681]

*S E X F R E E*

[@bojanglesfries]

Scratch has one of the weirdest and most isolated communities on the internet

[@shovel1367]

Kid: can I have battle Royale game Mom: we have battle Royale game at home battle Royale game at home:

[@tomoki812]

0:11 You forgot tetris 99

[@monkecroissant819]

Joeseppi: Staem has rubbish games Lego Star Wars The Complete Saga: Am I a joke to you

[@smugumin3448]

ive actually played the first one before, got bored in school, decided to look for random things on scratch and found it 11/10 would recommend

[@harambezomb8373]

As a member of the scratch community, I can confirm that 95% of the projects are like this.

[@harambezomb8373]

@@thesmileymask8355 I'm not saying all scratch projects are bad: there are plenty of good ones out there. Also, i've made a working camera, smooth scrolling engine, an RPG engine, and much more. /:

[@bingbong1805]

"I dont know why a farmer would be in a battle field"- Joeseppi, 2020 Bing bong, your wrong

[@EyJay..]

I love that he hasn’t changed in like 3 years

[@boxman_two3047]

This reminds me of the time where I payed money for fallout 76 a 2 days before I decided to get fallout 4. I started the game and instantly knew that it was infinitely better that the fall of 76

[@craigfeirn5826]

8:18 I thought he was gonna put something else

[@aceofspades2637]

Oh no no no

[@fastcrasher]

Don't even.......

[@0knothing443]

*MS OBAMA GET DOWN!!!*

[@Rantasalmi47]

Oh Yes Yes Yes

[@craigfeirn5826]

@@fastcrasher 😂I’m sorry

[@spoon9194]

Great vid as always👌🏻

[@Joeseppi]

thankyou sir

[@user.who137]

Shameless shout out but maze maniacs on scratch is the most INTENSIVE HARDCORE maze game ever played.

[@vennyren]

Me: What does "PUBG" in "PUBG Battlegrounds" stand for? My Brain: "PlayerUnkown's Battlegrounds Battlegrounds"

[@asifuzzaman21]

You're gonna become a big channel one day. I enjoy your videos very much. Please never stop making them.

[@shaydawn7376]

The instructions seemed pretty clear to me, transparent even.

[@link_farlands]

5:02 ok but why is the background music the lynel theme from legend of Zelda breath of the wild

[@nothx13]

1:24 ngl this song is so catchy and always stuck on my head XD

[@pbuoni]

The first one brings back memories for me since when I was younger me and my friends would play it for fun since we couldn’t play anything else

[@astrochaos4182]

0:39 At least TF2 is still there on the leaderboard

[@InterlacedTech]

5:56 The arabic legend Adel Emam 😂

[@hassanbatrek9850]

الزعيم

[@omsofi1111]

التبن

[@superpatchemario]

I seen people say in other videos about fortnite saying, "this game is trash" and, I have questions. why do they Comment on those videos if they hate it :? It bothers me to think they like those videos

[@Inkxo3D]

They're trolling the 9yers old lol

[@oliverpoplawski7674]

I was fully expecting it to be just 10 minutes of fortnite gameplay

[@olderpig]

MiniRoyale had an issue before where the game wouldn't end if you are the first place. It would just go on and you couldn't die. Glad to see they fixed it

[@lkeld]

The sad thing is. I used to play this in class all the time 😂😂

[@TheAnimeEncyclopedia]

Id actually be completely fine with a multiple hours long video of this XD

[@PS4sos21]

It looked like one of those games was actually a demo from unity. It looks like it hasn't even been modified. Its been a while since I thought about it, but it surely does look a lot like it. An asset flipper I think they're called. I KNOW i seen a few years ago someone else talk about the game. The game at around 07:30...

[@woahscape]

looks exactly like unturned

[@KäptnKrückschwank]

3:40 I love the dude stuck to the end of the barrel

[@8bit_cat72]

3:00 I actully saw someone playing this unironically

[@QueenVoodo0]

I really want to know what the animation at 2:37 is called because it honestly looks amazing

[@Retro_Bits_W]

use google lens or go to the web and search

[@sliperyzz4684]

6:23 i just can’t man 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@DoglinsShadow]

Great video. But the real question is… did you manage to go back and beat the bots!?!

[@blockybean8967]

5:07 When a scratch game made by some random guy has less bugs than a multi-million dollar game

[@nahhhidwin]

“The first place you’d go, is the popular gaming platform-“ Me: “Scratch?” Edit: absolutely knew it

[@therealdeadend]

Me: *sees this* Also me: oh no. oh NOO-

[@swoze5462]

I mean to be honest ur the kind of youtuber that should already get 100k subs for the content you make honestly what kind of bullshit is youtube on about rn

[@strangerguy9539]

Wraithismybestie: Ah yes, the only opponent. Our battle shall be legendary!

[@djplays8878]

6:23 You didn't know what a farmer can do. Ask Putin about the tanks...

[@aquagem4066]

2:27 my brother in school be like

[@loveymegalon8337]

Ok

[@tgb3271]

What

[@jerrymartin7019]

Yooooo so I remember playing this shitty Unturned clone on my phone when I was a kid, I'm pretty sure the person who made that also made that 3d battle royale game, as the character select screen was the same, just with the soldier replaced by a cop. I feel like I have nostalgia for the wrong things.

[@PurpleDoople]

Glad to see griffpatch gettig recognition. He’s a great coder.

[@FrostbittenMage]

i’m happy that joeseppi realizes that scratch isn’t… too.. shit and that some good stuff can some out of it

[@cheeseplease3404]

“I don’t why trees a farmer” He just rapidly spits out bits of wheat

[@connerjones1174]

Lul I played this like 2days ago lmao

[@draughtroom368DR34]

3:16 nah i think those instructions are clear,

[@intarspomerancis]

I could really see this video blowing up and gaining hundreds of thousands of vews.

[@venus_belle_8293]

That intro song took me back😅😅

[@BassicallyKiyash]

5:00 as someone who used to work on on scratch, this is impressive!

[@JeanSilveiraJS]

(1:50) for a moment I read as Brazilian games and got spooked lol

[@OriginalKeen]

9:10 whos gonna tell him that was a fake multiplayer ?

[@Xi_Jing_ping]

Me

[@ultro6904]

imma join ur discord bro

[@citieschilling]

My god I remember playing these games because I was trying to find something decent to get around the school firewall and play a game

[@samuel-aka-contepic]

*the* battle royale is just vampire survivors, you don’t know what’s going on and everything is chaos

[@PandaPanda-rx9wt]

clearly you havent played bean battles

[@sudq69]

1:00 no i think you meant the google play store

[@Xi_Jing_ping]

Lol 🤣 same

[@m4rv3lous-_-]

8:25 he forgor💀 to blur it

[@jacobyjones69]

Wow dude that says KKK

[@m4rv3lous-_-]

? How

[@m4rv3lous-_-]

@@jacobyjones69 wdym

[@jacobyjones69]

In the chat

[@paulaccuardi9071]

The monkeys in the kkk would have a low enough mental capacity to enjoy the game.

[@diyunirwa3605]

Me: Mom, can I have Fortnite? Mom: No, we have Fortnite at home Fortnite at home:

[@brunswickgaming1815]

The birth of a legend

[@personman3901]

This is clearly a great channel, you get a sub from me