Playing Your Awful Mario Maker Levels

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[@Alpharad]

GIVEAWAY LINK: youtooz.com/products/alpharad

[@nolan6436]

I think that’s the wrong link

[@imnotwritingmyrealname6451]

Nice advertising.

[@user-gy3vi1lt5n]

Yes! I love product! Thank you so much for product!

[@JonnyBoiYT]

There’s this not alpharad guy who looks like you (hahaha funny original joke)

[@VannyBeumer]

That gets released on my birthday

[@derekq8790]

Man Alpharad is such a great guy I can’t believe he let me try to understand the level before beating it

[@jedediahhopkins6051]

This comment confuses me and everyone else. Why is it pinned?

[@lykzar]

@@jedediahhopkins6051 Alpharad died just so everyone could see the level, he's just that nice

[@brandont6358]

@@jedediahhopkins6051 because he is such a great guy! If I were homeless and had a spare fried chicken in my inventory, I would offer it to him as a commendation for his nicey behaviour! 👍👍

[@skimbeeble8115]

Such a caring indivisual

[@mritchyhump244]

7:25 for people who are confused

[@Edgeperor]

Take it back alphrarad :( my mom told me my level was good

[@Sigma_San]

Which one is it?

[@laloslams]

Which one

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@Santiago-ye4lr]

Pls tell me you lying

[@escapevelocity5477]

Hey I think alpharad would like it if you hit the like button ;)

[@andrewashton3802]

The man says Miamoto but shows a picture of Ryan gosling. This is why I subscribe

[@reece1418]

I believe that was tod Howard, creator of the most balanced game in the world skyrim

[@nathanhubanks9767]

​@@reece1418 Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh

[@copper803]

@@nathanhubanks9767 wow! how funny and creative, its woosh like the sound of the joke going over their head. for such a funny joke I'll leave a like and subscribe to you

[@stiky5972]

Wait wasn't that alpharad?

[@thomasmcwhirter4386]

@@stiky5972nah it was todd howard

[@mr.pickledpenaut8363]

"that was a wrong warp" "that was joy-con drift" "that was a cheat code" "That was a hack" All of these are quotes of inspiration

[@zweihanderpancakes1855]

"That was just part of the speedrun"

[@PansyPops]

“That’s because I’m bad”

[@brentrichardsen7439]

"that's because it was fire"

[@justacat9739]

"I still had my blindfold on"

[@theduke7768]

"That's because I'm bad.... Wait."

[@pissdrop7516]

GREAT QUOTES FROM A SAGE "I am speed" "A good idea is never a bad idea unless it sucks"

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@AxxLAfriku]

NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear jua

[@pissdrop7516]

@@AxxLAfriku what?

[@skimbeeble8115]

Such true words

[@wilbur3220]

A vacuum is one of the few bad ideas

[@janreiafrica]

"What is the life of school like? Koopas everywhere. Death imminent" Death is better than school honestly

[@Steph_Plays23]

Death is better....

[@Steph_Plays23]

Then anything

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@megasimp5137]

You have a point

[@Newbmann]

ReEducation camp is better than education camp.

[@cantaloupegodling352]

This video feels like Jaceb was offered a million dollars to make it but really doesn't want to.

[@carsonkonynenbelt]

I think he just knew the levels were going to be awful

[@PvMLonewolf896]

Just Jacob quoting Icuras's last words: "I'm going to dodge the sun watch this."

[@JackRose64_]

Nobody: Me in 3rd grade: “Have you ever seen anyone faster than me in real life? All my friends know I’m fast. That’s what they call me they call me fast.”

[@BananaMakiato]

I read this just as he said it 😆

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@JackRose64_]

BIG POG MOMENT

[@skimbeeble8115]

Speedy

[@gengarisnotinsmash...]

Everyone knows your popularity pre-middle school is completely based on how fast you can run

[@ChristopherMoom]

"Who would win? A billion Mario's with Shells, or every Lion?" - Alpharad, 2020 (Probably)

[@ONLY_RR7]

@Ari Sethi He’s everywhere, never be surprised to see him

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@ginkosensei8106]

Like Some dude without a mustache

[@Fizz-Q]

@@ginkosensei8106 or some dude with a mustache

[@skimbeeble8115]

The Marios

[@MetalMercutio]

5:30 “Watch this trick. I am stronger than the sun.” - Ultimate Life Form Kars (c. 1939, colorized)

[@GreenEyedPsycho]

MetalMercutio Is ThAt A jOjO rEfReNcE

[@amongsussyballs]

@@GreenEyedPsycho yEs

[@Subpar1224]

@@GreenEyedPsycho to be fair you have to have a very high IQ to understand a jojo reference

[@pink_moose991]

@@Subpar1224 does that mean I’m a big brain

[@MetalMercutio]

@@pink_moose991 Probably not

[@benramirez7678]

"This is a baby level" Dies 10 seconds later

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@skimbeeble8115]

Babies are intelligent. They could do it

[@HakrTheAnimator]

@@yobamayobama8940 Big Bang?

[@Not_Aaron_]

"A good idea is never a bad idea... unless it sucks" Thanks for giving me the best yearbook quote I could never come up with

[@thekingnoble4124]

Bazinga

[@ggundercover3681]

I wish i had thought of these things when I had to have my quote

[@skimbeeble8115]

Wise sayings

[@AmariDT]

Hi Aaron

[@Not_Aaron_]

@@AmariDT Hi Amari

[@jisslol._.3929]

"I am stronger than the sun" - almost every hollow knight player

[@pewonswitch1857]

True tho

[@ajaxs.6774]

we are though

[@Skyeshadow3408]

TRUE

[@sunblock4373]

He is talking as if he's videogamedunkey

[@JDawgSA93]

I was thinking the same thing. Towards the end it sounds more intentional, and wraps into Jacob's last line "i can't believe the game grumps stole my level." It was all pretty ironic, and he lives for that.

[@loganielsomething7218]

Glad I wasn't the only one getting that sort of vibe from this video

[@natbihun1963]

i was thinking the same thing the entire video

[@michael_bres]

The only difference is that Alpha will never have the world record on bowsers big bean burrito

[@luigiplayer14]

I’m glad I’m not the only one who noticed that!

[@cheriberd]

the comedy: on point his mental health: concerning This vid was PHENOMENAL Alpha, thx for the laughs. Hope you're doin' good tho

[@lojjy6826]

He sounded so tired in this vid but that just made it funnier😂

[@rivermadden7310]

Hotel: trivago

[@sqyup]

“Once it’s gone it will *NEVER BE MADE AGAIN!*” hits way different than all the other KZbinrs just going “once it’s gone it’s gone”

[@stagdragon3978]

MOMENTO MORI!

[@ThatTyGuyYT]

You can tell Alpharad is having a good day because he’s hearting “Nobody:” comments

[@Grgrqr]

Alpharad, heart this comment, please. I’m desperate

[@skimbeeble8115]

He provided a heart

[@jacklantz7535]

Sounds like Alpharad asking for subscribers

[@dankwojak3689]

lmao wtf

[@Grgrqr]

Lmao, he did it, thanks alpharad! It’s really cool how you still look at comments despite how many there are.

[@CludFall]

The madlad noice

[@Spubbily01]

7:55 He didn't rage quit, he just left because he already understands.

[@The_Fragmented]

I can't tell if Alpha was drunk making this or if this is just Alpha being Alpha, and that's terrifying.

[@IsabruhMoment]

To be fair, we've never seen Usain Bolt and Jacob in the same room together

[@makanimarshall9359]

“A good idea is never a bad idea unless it’s sucks” Alpharad 2020 Me: “that’s what they said when I was born”

[@spykittenstudios9886]

"A good idea is never a bad idea, unless it sucks." Truer words have never been spoken.

[@LS-td4yf]

“Why would I even rob a bank I’m Mario”-philosopher Alpharad

[@newpancakeman]

“Have you ever seen someone faster than me?” A certain chicken sandwich wielding nomad comes to mind...

[@monkeyjosh339]

Haha I get it

[@rubethystgem3461]

I don't think I've ever seen Alpharad have less fun playing mario before.

[@skimbeeble8115]

Mario Party exists

[@Alex_Barbosa]

It's concerning

[@zama273]

A good idea is ndver a bad idea unless it sucks. Thats what he said when he saw the levels

[@blui3609]

@Melvin Toussaint-Prophete at least he’s able to talk to jo during that

[@haelstrom101]

7:03 Fun fact, he did this bit on stream yesterday, and it went on a lot longer than this

[@thekingnoble4124]

Bazinga

[@skimbeeble8115]

Cool

[@leodabro6339]

I love how you can just hear his internal despair all throughout the video

[@CaptainMangles]

Alpharad -Plus- Deluxe called, they want their "content" back.

[@wasabiswagleon2006]

6:01 Guys So basically Alpharad has "pharad" in his usernmane, which is a homophone for "Farad," the SI unit for capacitance (the ability for a system to effectively store electrical charge). The formula for capacitance is C=q/V, where C refers to capacitance, q refers to charge, and V refers to voltage. The "Al" in Alpharad's username suggests "Aluminum," which is referred to as "Al" on the periodic table. Aluminum electrolytic capacitors are often used in power supply applications requiring high capacitance in energy-dense, small-volume packages having very low equivalent series resistance (ESR). In other words, Alpharad's username has always been nothing more than subtle commentary in regards to the fact that Alpha is indeed electrifyingly fast. It truly is quite shocking.

[@misterzygarde6431]

Imagine if Nack the Weasel was in Smash. He could steal a Fire Emblem character’s invite in the trailer

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@glowingterror6909]

No He steals waluigis invite

[@skimbeeble8115]

He is like Shadow cause he has a gun

[@zafool4997]

@@glowingterror6909 PERFECT

[@soterstheivering]

This video should have been called: “Testing my ego”

[@EchizenRyoma77]

1:43 The suffering snowman his eyes painted with the blood of sheer pain, trapped in an icy box that is studying/class while the young marios (kids) play outside

[@muffinking2938]

Thank You for playing My level Alpha! I very much appreciate it :D I am the Maker of Ladle Labyrinth, and if the reason its not in the video us because of the spike pit at the beginning, I completely understand. I Am SO HONOR and I can now brag to my friends that My favorite internet funnyman played my level. Also, consider your Youtooz already purchased with 30 of my hard earned dollars :)! Have a good holiday alpharad!

[@TaylorMan2274]

Congrats to Alpharad for holding the world record on Snowy Semester for a solid few hours.

[@muffinmcmuffin9849]

This has got to be the most depressing thing I have ever seen seen from Mario Maker, and I seen too many videos on Endless Easy.

[@thekingnoble4124]

Bazinga

[@dlahrboy69]

I love this kind of content! One of my favorite videos so far

[@lordnmaster2]

I just want to salute the magnificent sadists who put him through this and gave us all so much joy. Also, the sheer amount of salt with which Alpha says "Monty FUCKING MOLE" in the last level gives me life.

[@atonishablet3519]

6:33 Remember the Oddsoneout played this level and he started to freak out Look at Alpharad: .... god damn it

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@skimbeeble8115]

Yes

[@blandpotato545]

I love how alpharad knows exactly how a level is gonna play out and act. He’s really good at those baby levels gotta admit

[@dougpouncey]

8:25 “that’s because it was on fire” Why was this so funny?

[@enavarro7373]

Me:read me the most beautiful text you find My friend: "A good idea is never bad idea.... Unless it sucks" -Alpharad, 2020 Me:It's beautiful enough to make a man cry

[@jaybonewilks2747]

Fun Fact: there's this game called OneShot that's more Meta than Undertale.

[@sw3aterCS_]

It is very meta

[@jaybonewilks2747]

@@sw3aterCS_ Indeed

[@theguywhooutpizzadthehut.9441]

Thank you jaybone very cool.

[@jaybonewilks2747]

@DiaKorrus 18 thank you. I suggest you watch Merg's video.

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@gmax_does_art]

“I knew i could dodge that with my invincibility move” Spoken like a true luigi player

[@mira-zv1ug]

you miss him too don't you bud

[@hatchet09]

Amazing Mario Quotes “Why would I even rob a bank? I’m mario.” -Mario Mario 2020

[@Meteorite_Shower]

Clearly he needs the money to pay the therapy bills for all the trauma of nearly dying in every Smash trailer.

[@r0baot863]

T1S-MNX-CWG = 2-GhostHouse Mystery Door A Ghost house level with puzzles and a secret exit. Note there is no enemies in the level Difficulty 1/5 30Y-P9F-YTF = 1-Castle Show down with Meowser The first castle of my super world, has a boss at the end. Difficulty 3/5 NVD-VTP-QMF = 2-2 Pyramid Exploration Has two mini bosses then 3 puzzles using the power ups of 3Dworld Difficulty 2-3

[@Dancingmasking]

alph: what is school like? alph: koopas everywhere me:no alph: d e a t h me: in the eyes of the child yes

[@zacharybancroft747]

This video was giving heavy dunky vibes and I love it😂

[@Vit9006]

I thought the exact same thing

[@lilithfromtboi]

"im gonna dodge the sun" **dies** "it's because this level is bad"

[@Baguetteling]

I haven’t heard the term “game shark” used in a year. you must be the mad man with the amount of funny nostalgia that makes thinking ok

[@AtomicTube]

I can say “pog” and get like 2 likes, because this video is pog

[@AtomicTube]

@@doggypilled yes

[@zachm9964]

i was the 2nd like :)

[@AtomicTube]

@@zachm9964 :D

[@m_e_nere]

:)

[@pmrynex3056]

pog

[@wilsonklingelhofer1005]

0:28, royalty free YEAH!

[@thekingnoble4124]

Bazinga

[@skimbeeble8115]

YEAH

[@jojomark4946]

When you skip the finals in school: 1:48

[@bije277]

I can’t believe you just put the echo effect on Mario jumping and it made me laugh.

[@lqtch]

0:06 Alpha has 3 hands confirmed?

[@skimbeeble8115]

WOAH

[@collesque5045]

is it just me or did he sound like he was not having fun that whole video

[@dabestname9927]

AGREED

[@carsonkonynenbelt]

The levels were pretty awful that could be why

[@NightmareSnake]

The subscriber percentage during the "SUBSCRIBE" part was so good

[@aidenaiden1612]

Alpharad says: there kind just doesn't work for me The Koopa: do I look like a fool to you

[@tylercorder7791]

Yo this man funny, should give him a title about being a funny man

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@skimbeeble8115]

On the internet

[@YummyLilNugget]

1:41 I see you removed the part where you couldn’t find the pipe that was right in front of you.

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@swimmerofage2148]

only the real ones remember

[@MrBoingus]

@@yobamayobama8940 why are you responding to every comment with bazinga dude

[@Cthefunnymememan]

Alpharad:I had an idea there. Ronald:No you didn't. I HAVE AN IDEA!

[@isaacstratford1279]

this video has the best ad placement ive seen on this platform

[@K1NGS0L0]

Jacob: Hey Goomba, f0ck you.” I felt every ounce of that goomba’s pain, before

[@Coolcookiez]

I like how it’s just automatically a bad level if he isn’t the fastest player.

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@swimmerofage2148]

is there another way to determine the level, then?

[@skimbeeble8115]

@@swimmerofage2148 no

[@MajaVuEdits]

8:18 Alpharad: Literally gives 7 excuses on why he dies. 8:28 That's because I'm bad... Wait-

[@browhathow1397]

2:21 “Woah guys, look out, it’s a philosophical man!”

[@friendlysend8624]

This title is *WRONG* , it should be “playing your HORRENDOUS levels.”

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@wolveyplaysgames7760]

NERD

[@skimbeeble8115]

Thats a big word

[@zak7338]

Okay I understand the level Alpharad

[@lrgogo1517]

The "that was" sequence was probably the best-written (if not only written) sequence in this video

[@grfrjiglstan]

"Your hubris will be the death of you, if you allow it to be." Oh Alpha, when has that ever happened to you before?

[@snatcher8953]

What if cloud strike was a Mario maker coustome

[@thekingnoble4124]

Bazinga

[@OribaNS]

Day 55 of asking Jacob for a Touhou video

[@buttercupkat]

Alpharad in a nutshell: It's the kids who are wrong! *Proceeds to fall in lava for eternity*

[@kyuvie1858]

That "Midna's Lament" really hit me

[@deepbluebutheprocastinates9342]

If you're reading this, you probably haven't even finished watching the video.

[@zedoggie3006]

How did you know?

[@joshashik6083]

The video came out 3 minutes ago lmao

[@zechflake2964]

I swear this is a reupload

[@papinacho-kun2840]

Ur right😳

[@yobamayobama8940]

Bazinga

[@FireheartYGraystripe]

No joke when he said "Hey goomba, fuck you." My google home said "I hear you, would you like to report feedback?" At 4:30 a.m. across the room. Scared me to death

[@POIUYTREWQ62]

Me: "Okay, i've already spent tons of money on video games; now I can finally stop." Alpharad: "Ha Ha. Youtooz go wahoo." Wallet: "Please don't, let me rest." Me: "I am a bot and this action was done automatically."

[@JenukiDa]

something about alpha's energy in this video hits differently and I want more of it

[@Choc-Croc]

This video is just *100% sarcasm* and I love it

[@xander9299]

Alpharad: I'm gonna go in here. I'm gonna- Ad plays: We can make it together. Me: The anxiety is strong with this one.

[@msg829]

The way his cat looks at his Youtooz sends me

[@buffbarney2648]

I had a wave of nostalgia when midnas lament started when he died

[@foxthor0528]

5:51... Alpha: “Hey Goomba... Fuck you” Me: “But that’s a Galoomba...”

[@BatmanSmiling]

And I like to think this is a VanossGaming reference

[@francohuang2948]

I love how he says that in 9:17 with such an energy

[@Rebel_Friend]

4:02 And just like that, Alpharad became a microwave

[@ShadowDragon258]

The way Frasier looks at his Youtooz just says that he hates it

[@back1287]

Alpharad: I'm gonna Ad: Buy the latest shows or movies

[@geo4290]

This video irradiates a great videogamedunkey energy and I am down for it.

[@averypatrick5279]

The little alpharad isn't screaming about crab cakes while fully clothed in a pool, not a very accurate portrayal.

[@diegojasso1952]

me and alpharad share the same birthday, nice. happy early birthday dood!

[@MrLammb]

watching this after seeing the stream hits so different than just seeing the video

[@finnbai]

4:03 Microwave Alpharad intensifies.

[@Calabari1999]

4:40 This music is spot on

[@AwesmFilms]

This is just one of those videos where Jacob has a classic Alpharad moment for 11 minutes straight

[@breyannabroughton3089]

Alpharad is a guy who doesn't care how dangerous the mission is, he just wants to do because he can

[@RndmGuy98]

Alpharad at 2:33: I dont even think miamoto could make a level that good Also Alpharad at 5:24: I don’t know if you guy knew but miamoto makes every level in Mario maker it’s just a Front this is just a Passion Projekt for him

[@CodeKirby]

Nobody: Alpharad: *jump with reverb*

[@FlaminJolt]

5:50 IAMWILDCAT wants his line back