Rolling bad against a bad matchup is a miserable experience. Props for the attitude!
@radekpazdera456010 ай бұрын
True, it might have been a more tight match should he get a wee bit better rolls and Nick not pulling those heavenly rolls on some instances (LF overwatch and Champion saves were just oof)
@FnRenner10 ай бұрын
@radekpazdera4560 I don't know man. I agree with you mostly but I run Custodes and can tell you 3 things for sure. 1st is that his list was a 9th edition list. 2nd is Nicks rolls were stupid good. 3rd is that Votann are hella hard to fight for Custodes unless you build a list specifically for handling an army that excels against elite armies.
@radekpazdera456010 ай бұрын
@@FnRenner I do not have experoence playing against Votann but those Hearthkyn seemed to be very hard counter for sure. Amd eell yeah Volkite weapons and since DW changed and half of Custodes faction rule is almost useless - there are not that many sources of MW now (you could also see that in game where Custodes get chatged and get the MW and guys like "mortal wounds I have thing for that"
@Spatztastic10 ай бұрын
The fact that both land-fortresses didn't go down all game, and the toughness of the Votaan in general, made the game hard for the Custodes
@sirseacow451410 ай бұрын
Yeaahhhhhh. Custodes don't really have that much anti-tank, at least from what I remember from 9th, don't know if that's changed much in 10th. XD
@SpiritStoneWarrior94-yx3gs10 ай бұрын
@sirseacow4514 the only real anti tank is their grav tank and good rolls when they use the Rendax Karate haha
@demiliomason156510 ай бұрын
@@sirseacow4514you need the grav tank, or to get the Achillus dread into melee. Both units are forgeworld though so, yea...
@keldor830210 ай бұрын
@@sirseacow4514 That's intentional by design. Removing armored vehicles is meant to be their exploitable flaw to balance the army 'Rock - Paper - Scissor' style. That and being super expensive point-wise to make the hard to fail saves very costly when they do. It's a better position to be in than Necrons, imo. They also suck at removing armored vehicles. But they don't have universal invuln saves and 2+/3+ saves army wide. They have to rely on a gimmick that can be circumvented entirely. lol
@radekpazdera456010 ай бұрын
@@demiliomason1565 not to mention the Achillus 6" M ... getting him there is not easy 🥲
@SkullLad2110 ай бұрын
Once they get Nick to play Necrons he becomes... RobotNick
@lukevortex103710 ай бұрын
Or Nickron?
@randomidoit960510 ай бұрын
A giant talking egg?
@everettekmark484410 ай бұрын
Robonick*
@SAJL1VE10 ай бұрын
I see what you did there 😂
@empagaming234110 ай бұрын
Best comment
@thefloridaman4110 ай бұрын
That’s a rough matchup, the Dwarves just love elite armies. Great game though
@OneDapperFrog10 ай бұрын
Though the golden bois still did really well all things considered.
@peterbaines176310 ай бұрын
not a great army list for custodes either
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Great gsme indeed!
@christopherpegg681610 ай бұрын
Got to give credit to Nick, being able to play so many different armies is quite impressive. I can barely learn and play 2 different armies
@Stonehorn10 ай бұрын
Just takes practice. Between Warhammer Fantasy Battle, 40k, and Kings of War, I have something like 23 armies (playing since 1993). Plus, 40k 10th is really easy. Frankly it’s a bit too easy
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Practice makes perfect!!
@blackwolf67110 ай бұрын
No, when nick is playing them, They're not Votan; They are Demiurg. That still counts as Tau.
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Space Bear-Sloths FTW!
@wassup04810 ай бұрын
As a custodian player, it’s honestly hard to play when you’re outnumbered but that’s how it is. We hit hard and kill damn well in melee but man, you never wanna take first turn imo.
@TheSearinoxx10 ай бұрын
It's hard to play when you construct an awful army list and then deploy your vehicles in the middle of the board, and charge into melee with saggitarum, etc etc. Baffling decisions top to bottom from this custodes player.
@cartledge_uk10 ай бұрын
Also hard if you bring the most off meta custards army possible!
@benpeterson609710 ай бұрын
To be fair, he said he doesn't play Custodes, and I would probably do the same things he's done. Custodes are known for great melee and just not dyeing, so mistakes like his are understandable for new to Custodes players@@TheSearinoxx
@sirflapfla979 ай бұрын
thats what i was thinking@@TheSearinoxx
@thedoctor14718 ай бұрын
@@benpeterson6097 Late to the party: while you are correct; it's still a lot of bad decisions. Not only are the bikes quite bad, given their only advantage is speed, putting them in the middle of the board is just bad 40k wether you play adMec, custodes, tyranids or anything. Keep them out of sight and move them where they need to be when they need to. The rest of the list also was kinda meh but mostly, the allarus or dreads should have been sent on those tanks ASAP. Your wardens or guards can take care of everything else, or at least not die while doing it; but only the big guys can take care of those tanks. All in all, some bad decisions and a lot of bad roll against your worst meta enemy leads to a difficult fight; which may still have been a great game :)
@maijin00710 ай бұрын
Beautiful paint job on those Custodes!
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Very cool color scheme!
@Astrospill10 ай бұрын
He uses 300 points of terminators to screen his own deployment zone lol. If only Custodes had a cheap, 40 point unit that could be used to do that job instead!
@snypa33833810 ай бұрын
And ditch the sagg and vertus for a caladius or two.
@MrHydro62010 ай бұрын
Ya his army isnt built optimally at all. But it is what it is.
@garethswift6910 ай бұрын
and it doesn’t seem like he used the terminator grenade launchers at all.. or the martial katahs at the right time.. in both the enemy and his own fight phases
@gammothdraws10 ай бұрын
While I understand how the list isn't optimized, to me Play On has always been about having fun and having a good time rather than making meta, optimized lists and plays
@Astrospill10 ай бұрын
@gammothdraws And I think that's great! The Votan list was fairly competitive though and it felt like they went out of their way to pick some of the worst units from the Custodes roster and then use them in the worst ways. Expensive terminators in the back, dreads slow walking up the center of the board, melee warlords leading ranged units, and Guards with Vexila and swords. If they were both unoptomized list I'd have had no complaints
@Curleyconcon10 ай бұрын
Nick showing off some OG Nerd cred with that old school Dwarven warcry near the end. Baruk Khazad, Khazad Ai-Menu!
@pandavikingguy619310 ай бұрын
Whats the reference?
@thecrazygamer285310 ай бұрын
@@pandavikingguy6193 Axes of the Dwarves! The Dwarves are upon you
@darkflame941010 ай бұрын
@@pandavikingguy6193it’s a dwarven battlecry that Gimli shouts during the Battle of the Hornburg (and later on some shorter variations).
@pandavikingguy619310 ай бұрын
@@darkflame9410 oh cool! Was that in the books?
@darkflame941010 ай бұрын
@@pandavikingguy6193 Yep. Gimli shouts it during the Battle within the Hornburg's courtyard.
@zacharystockwell51610 ай бұрын
Awesome games and awesome content, love the work guys, it's been amazing to see the channel grow from the start and all the amazing stories you guys have told, PLAY ON!!! 🤘
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
They deserve more views and subs!
@gamerprobetterthanyou10 ай бұрын
Great video! Love the Northern Knights Gaming guys this is awesome you both came together! 🎉
@thebigo8110 ай бұрын
What i love the most about these games is the fact you dont take meta lists. Your not afraid to try something different. Nick and that Votann were awesome and really have me thinking about bringing a 3rd warrior unit when i normally ony use 2. Also no sagitaur either and that is a staple in most kin armies. Well done all!
@blackenedsilversoul10 ай бұрын
Great sportsmanship and a great game! Congrats and thanks to both players for an entertaining match
@nanokindled843510 ай бұрын
Love these guy's vibes together. A great game, lighthearted and fun.
@Supernovafilmstudios10 ай бұрын
Awesome match! NKG and Play on , Pog! Both armies are beautiful painted and table looks sweet
@jameslloyd680610 ай бұрын
WHY CANT NICK ROLE THAT WELL WITH GAURD??!!?!!
@PlayOnTabletop10 ай бұрын
Right???
@jeffcooper513810 ай бұрын
Anthony is a great opponent but his custodes list made me wince. Trajan on saggitarum and four bikes are a waste of the army’s potential. But a good game regardless.
@mi55ionman110 ай бұрын
Agreed - a caladius would have been a better add than the sag. I know bikes are thematic but they just don’t do it
@jeffcooper513810 ай бұрын
@@mi55ionman1 bikes are super cool just cost prohibitive. I’d run them if they were cheaper. And yeah, no caladius and he never used Slayer of Nightmares when attacking the land fortresses with his allarus. He’s clearly a very competent player from his tactics but he just needs to run custodes half a dozen more times to get a feel for them.
@havocsdilemma10 ай бұрын
@@jeffcooper5138 agreed. He also botched some rules sometimes, which sometimes fucked him a bit more and sometimes even helped him, so thats that.
@jeffcooper513810 ай бұрын
@@havocsdilemma I noticed that as well. It happens I guess but hard to watch when you root for the custodes who lately need a lot of support.
@cylondorado458216 күн бұрын
I was really interested to see this, since I’ve been out of the loop a long time and I’m still blown away they brought the “Squats” back.
@Lionofmovies10 ай бұрын
T’ahl Nick lol great video guys I love the intro shots….and the armies are gorgeous. Two great channels head to head, I need more of this
@patrickdavis827110 ай бұрын
Fantastic game Nick and Anthony!
@Jakeflixx10 ай бұрын
Hey this is amazing! Great seeing NKG on 40K in 40.
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Great in !deed!
@left_Dane_right_Dane10 ай бұрын
Amazing game, love Northern Knights Gaming! Check them out!! I think the real start of this 40k in 40m has to be Mr. Tycho himself. Absolutely incredible voiceover, really made the game come alive. So much fun!
@Metropolithan10 ай бұрын
love love love this matchup and gorgeous paintjob. More NKG!
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
More please!
@blutausbeherit6 ай бұрын
What an awesome matchup!!
@thecrazygamer285310 ай бұрын
You fear to go into those mines. The Dwarves dug too greedily and too deep. You know what they awoke in the darkness of Khazad-dûm Custodes pop out with big smiles 😁
@dominikbuttler15665 ай бұрын
What you do after destroying a unit in melee is called a "Consolidation Move" and not "Pile in" (Pile in is done after charging) but you can only do that if the unit is in range of an objetice marker.
@deltavictor836910 ай бұрын
Well yeah Nick has a little bit of everything. There's only like eight units in the Votann product line. Hard to have a full list WITHOUT a little bit of everything 😂
@spruceforester303810 ай бұрын
I seriously hope that when the Leagues of Votann codex drops that it comes with several new models and not just a new character. Votann is still half an army and needs more unit options. That being said they are still a very cool and flavorful army
@Stonehorn10 ай бұрын
Theres already a bunch of Votann models in Necromunda, including a dreadnought. It’s ridiculous that they don’t have 40k datasheets
@spruceforester303810 ай бұрын
@@Stonehorn you serious? Well why don't they just use those then
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
I think they need more assault units.
@Stonehorn10 ай бұрын
@@Dracobyte they need a dreadnought unit, and fast moving infantry. Jetpack beserks or something
@BoisegangGaming10 ай бұрын
the mental image of a custode getting kneecapped by a hammer-wielding exosuited dwarf makes me real happy.
@tobias753210 ай бұрын
When he comes back, he should bring his Genestealer Cult and play against Nick with his(!) Genestealer Cult. That would be interesting.🤩
@TheHelpfulDM10 ай бұрын
This was one of my favorite battle reports every (because I play the Squats) and also because every turn I thought a different person would win the game! Thank you Play on and Northern Knights.
@vincentroberto226010 ай бұрын
This was a rough game to watch. The votann are extremely strong right now, and the custodes are really weak. This custodes list wasn’t even anywhere near optimized. No heavy armor support, and poor choice in units.
@Astrospill10 ай бұрын
So many sword and boards, Warlord with sagutarum, and dreads with bikes instead of tanks. As a Custodes player, it was hard to watch.
@OneTwoThreeFourFiveSix7892710 ай бұрын
Haven’t played much since the edition came out, this statement is fuckin wild to me
@Black_Blow_Fly10 ай бұрын
Felt like Nick tailored his list tbh…
@PlayOnTabletop10 ай бұрын
The army was borrowed. So I had to play the votann as I had them.
@Black_Blow_Fly10 ай бұрын
@@PlayOnTabletop sure 😄😄😄
@Ickbard10 ай бұрын
ANTHONY THAT'S MY BOOOOOOOOOY
@Jelle188010 ай бұрын
I legit said 'god damn' when Nick one shot that Bike with the rail gun haha
@valaquenta22010 ай бұрын
My two main armies !!! I love them so much honestly ;-).
@Johnnyjester33310 ай бұрын
Just FYI Nick, the unit of Sagitarum that killed the Brôkhyr Iron-Master and his Hearthkyn Warriors was supposed to get 2 judgement tokens. 1 for the Warriors and 1 for the Iron-Master. :) Great game guys!
@stefanhenning405 ай бұрын
Anthony looks like a fluffy Frodo
@julianpourdanesh333910 ай бұрын
My god he’s bringing bikes and sagituram he doesn’t stand a chance. I love both those units but they are straight do do
@NorthernKnightsGaming10 ай бұрын
Perhaps, but they just look so cool! especially the sagituram
@snypa33833810 ай бұрын
@@NorthernKnightsGamingRespect for playing what you like rather than the current meta. They'll probably be awesome in a couple of months! I do like a Canis Rex, even post nerf.
@julianpourdanesh333910 ай бұрын
@@NorthernKnightsGaming you sir are the best of us I love both those units for my army
@defektedtoy27319 ай бұрын
40in40 battlereports are always fun to watch! I just bought a custodes army, and I'm still waiting for them to arrive, but even I know better than this 😅 I have literally no experience with custodes, but it seems like people tend to build 8th edition lists, which is almost exactly opposite a 10th meta list. Bikes, saggitarum, axes, contemptor dreads, etc. If he at least had a caladius, or maybe even a telemon, he could have had at least some kind of ranged threat/bait. Going 2nd as custodes is amazing because you can reserve your allarus at the end of your opponents turn and redeploy on yours. Even having just one sword and board in the guard unit just for the wounds. I totally get not caring about meta and having a fun list, but even that could have been done differently. Throw an Assassin in there, maybe a named inquisitor on the saggitarum. Throw Aleya on some sword sisters, stick trajan with wardens. Anything would have been better than this list, unfortunately.
@Haste44410 ай бұрын
my two armies squaring off, before I even start, I don't know how I feel about this.
@chaos42710 ай бұрын
Dont know too much about the Votann, but where did the 6 judgement tokens in the first round come from? 2 characters werent even on the field then.
@PlayOnTabletop10 ай бұрын
Before the game starts votann get to nominate 4 targets and put two judgment tokens on each.
@akirby288610 ай бұрын
I was shocked how bad custodes were. How easy it was for Votann to kill their units. The custodes weren’t even playable imo.
@techboi_42010 ай бұрын
Those terminators are one of my fave models. Amazing paint jobs everywhere
@benjaminloyd605610 ай бұрын
That white and gold color scheme is magnificent.
@TerrabyteX10 ай бұрын
Awesome game ! Anthony reminds me a bit of Frodo . Awesome play from both players !
@echo_ironside80067 ай бұрын
same! it's the eyes i think.
@chantjosephdurante283810 ай бұрын
So shortnick when Votann faction. Awesome and i think nick is already flexible player because he knows the how to play it and he know each faction weakness. Now we need space marine nick to fight spacemarine steve.
@xxofameousgxx968610 ай бұрын
No disrespect to nick he’s a legend in the community and a great guy but where’s JT? I got into votann because of him. Just thought he’d be the dwarf player.
@PlayOnTabletop10 ай бұрын
Originally, we had JT scheduled but he was unfortunately sick. Anthony flew with that Votann army from across the country so we could not reschedule and Nick stepped in to cover for JT.
@xxofameousgxx968610 ай бұрын
@@PlayOnTabletop damn I hope he’s ok. Another reason why nick is a great fucking guy. Good stuff
@jeffreynellessen286910 ай бұрын
Nick! Hearthguard have Grenades Launchers too!
@Dethectic10 ай бұрын
Those Custodes looks amazing, great paint job
@BLACKWOODPMC10 ай бұрын
If you guys do a t’au vs custodes I just want to tell you ITS NOT FUCKING CANNON
@charlottebreckenridge65910 ай бұрын
they have done, the tau won
@BLACKWOODPMC10 ай бұрын
@@charlottebreckenridge659 and that’s the reason why it’s NOT FUCKING CANNON
@sarnxero262810 ай бұрын
Canon* 🤓
@BLACKWOODPMC10 ай бұрын
@@sarnxero2628 If captain general kitten says it’s not then it’s not
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Nick is the goat no matter what army he plays!
@thewaver87 ай бұрын
Who are these "cuss toads" I keep hearing Mr. Child of Chaos alluding to?
@SteamTitan10 ай бұрын
I just started Votann and this was such a nice vid to have pop up to see em
@Mortechai10 ай бұрын
Anthony's ( The Custodes player) dice let him down hard this game. He had several series of bad dice that led to the Custodes doing far less output than they should have. I feel like he positioned them well and made strong plays, but in the end, really got let down.
@Ouwesnuifduif110 ай бұрын
Happy to see those jolly dwarves finally have some decent games
@stanberry679810 ай бұрын
Video spoilers!!: I never thought I'd see the day where squats beat banana boys. Great game.
@guardsmangrumby10 ай бұрын
I think a game with Saint Nick (sisters) is in order for this coming holiday season
@natefxpro297310 ай бұрын
I wonder how Anthony would've played with my 2k custodes list. its primarily of MSU units 1 blade champ, 4 custodian guards X4 , 3 allarus 2 a squad, and then 3 custodian wardans 4 a squad I would love to watch him play that list ! I love how efficient he played even losing the bikes super early he did his thing and nick played great too !
@OldManRogersАй бұрын
Close on scoring but the armies look glorious
@shamblora12310 ай бұрын
So Nick has a Votann side to him as well. How very VotanNick
@chaosincarna10 ай бұрын
Anthony looks like he stepped out of Bob's Burgers.
@invinciblecarrot95610 ай бұрын
splendid W for the ancestors, Nicholas
@Black_Blow_Fly10 ай бұрын
Love me Custodes… hate me some Leagues of Brokan 😂
@bigboybeni37989 ай бұрын
ROCK AND STONE!!
@greggillespie825910 ай бұрын
Still can’t believe that the terminators have a higher toughness than the jet bikes. What the heck was GW thinking there?
@bigrave815910 ай бұрын
Great game as always, Would LOVE to see you guys do a legions imperalis battle report!
@prussia_drippin758610 ай бұрын
Custodes forever!!!
@prussia_drippin758610 ай бұрын
Those custodes were clearly traitors and therefore the emperor decided to expend them.
@Rat1ord10 ай бұрын
Man plays all the worst custodes units in one army. Can't wait to see if it works.
@RyanWFSF10 ай бұрын
We want more dwarves! Nick was great with them!
@colinchristiansen600010 ай бұрын
Nick, if you keep picking up more armies, who are you going to play in the next end-of-season tournament???
@heykeiffers668410 ай бұрын
I love this community
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Thank you!
@Argumemnon9 ай бұрын
Somebody tell the narrator that "custodes" is latin. The E isn't silent! :D
@hans293610 ай бұрын
NOOOO NICK DON'T ABBREVIATE COMMAND POINTS NICK DON'T DO IT NOOOOO YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
@NiosHöger10 ай бұрын
Very nice video! Finally enjoyable content, thumbs up keep goin
@SOMEONE-hv3xc6 ай бұрын
funny how the squats in this battle were probably just corporate mercs while theyabsolutely clapped the emperor's most elite warriors in teh galaxy. dwarves can kill anything
@charlottebreckenridge65910 ай бұрын
the biggest boys vs the littlest boys
@Smudgerpaints10 ай бұрын
I often wondered where some golden boy content was, yay Custodes! Such a shame that the coolest looking stuff (bikes and dreads) are just a bit naff in game now
@oc847310 ай бұрын
You can see the disparity in power in theae two factions here. Crazy how much a dataslate can do
@TheSearinoxx10 ай бұрын
Custodes list was trash, and his strategic decision making is questionable. There's a reason you don't find a single unit of bikes saggitarum or dreads in winning lists: he took all three.
@Dracobyte10 ай бұрын
Custodes need more antitank units.
@skjaldemjod191110 ай бұрын
Perfect match mr. Frodo!
@jaegerpilot255910 ай бұрын
Uthar will now forever be Uhtred
@awools110 ай бұрын
Trajan leading Sag unit? Oh boy, here comes the great debate lol.
@TheDanBennett10 ай бұрын
Q: when nick used Uthar’s Ancestral Fortunes for the 6s, should that actually have triggered the devastating wounds? RAW, changing result of a dice roll is a modifier and dev wounds only trigger on unmodified rolls. (Aeldari and Sisters both specify their dice roll changes are treated as unmodified)
@dittmar10410 ай бұрын
Trajann with sag guard is a weird combo. If I was gonna character up them with anyone it would be valerian for the extra shot and rerolls to abuse mortals
@compescorner686910 ай бұрын
Great game, very much fun :D Go, squats
@OmegaIdiot10 ай бұрын
lovely to see custodes. Pre game predictions: Achillus dread will do nothing if nick doesnt allow it..., Sagittarum being usefull is hyper optimistics, especially with aparently idea to take down land fortress with them? Bike output will be impresive untill you remember cost, or Nick snizes at them :/
@discopete11710 ай бұрын
I love this channel but it would be really nice to see some grey knights movement shenanigans
@rousselalexandre165310 ай бұрын
woaaa ce hobit a grossi lol ...
@hopelessnekromantik10 ай бұрын
rough game, but i saw a bunch of misplays (imo anyway) on the custodes side, like not using the defensive katah stance after being charged and the blade champ doing precision instead of trying to murder the squad. i do love sagitarrum with trajann, tho :D
@CatroiOz8 ай бұрын
Wait i thought a wound roll that was rurned into a 6 by an ability couldnt be counted as a devastating wound ??
@RiffSilverthe1andonly10 ай бұрын
Damn Nick is no longer toughness 3 Nick
@NBeaver-bx4yl10 ай бұрын
Just to say that in turn 2, Nick forgot the grenade launchers on the Hearthguards, which are basically over 80 shots he forgot 😂
@TM-um8mr10 ай бұрын
The custodes player didn't fight on death for the terms either
@stephenkeogh378310 ай бұрын
Allarus don't fight on death. Thats the Allarus Shield Captain you're thinking of. What they do have is Slayer of Tyrant's - Reroll wounds against Vehical, Monster of Character units. And also From Golden light - Once per game redeploy at the end of your opponents turn 😊
@TM-um8mr10 ай бұрын
Ohhhh thx
@TM-um8mr10 ай бұрын
I am a new player just got custodes combat patrol happy to learn from my mistakes
@cyanideinmycereal107710 ай бұрын
At this point man Nick should just play every army at least once
@Ultramarine10 ай бұрын
Did the termies lose the Balistus launchers? Blast weapons shooting blob units would help
@Duttyboy240210 ай бұрын
No Allarus still have them, he just forgot to use them.
@stephenkeogh378310 ай бұрын
Which would have made a huge difference to be honest! 4 Allarus 1 D6 shots each plus blast rules so 2 extra shots each shooting a 10 man squad... Even on average rolls that's 20 shots missed.
@The_Engineer100119 күн бұрын
Always happy to see Custodes losing
@amon_93710 ай бұрын
Great game! The Votann are still OP with the judgement token and rail guns. But the Custodes had a real change in mid-game. 🙂👍🏼
@MeldrickCz6 ай бұрын
I always thought that Custodes are written such powerful that it can´t be properly translated to the game itself like army of microPrimarchs. And yet they are already suffering by the "not enough bodies" malady and to make them even stronger and even less numerous would be bane of gameplay.
@fangwu757610 ай бұрын
The tall banana boys Vs the squats
@reeceskinner277610 ай бұрын
ROCK AMD STONE!
@Joseph-j2m10 ай бұрын
As a custodes player most of the custodes army consisted of the worst possible units you could have picked. Allarus, Wardens, prosecutors, Trajann, Valerian, Allarus shield captain, Venatari - those are what you want
@Stonehorn10 ай бұрын
Ever think he was playing what was interesting to him?
@Joseph-j2m10 ай бұрын
@@Stonehorn Unfortunately with the current state of Custodes being the worst army in the game by competitive winrate, the only way to stand a remote chance of winning is using the good units