Please Don’t Destroy - Three Sad Virgins (ft. Taylor Swift) - SNL

[@Daboss-fk3cu]

Pete Davidson and Taylor Swift together is Kanye’s worst nightmare

[@helpfulcommenter]

Underrated comment

[@AdamGrishamOfficial]

totally underrated.

[@elizabethseybert5911]

😂

[@shangrilapun2149]

Humour tho....🤣🤣

[@soni8995]

🤣🤣🤣

[@TechDude351]

"its just a parody, you guys are just characters!" "Their names are Martin, Ben and Jon" Kills me every time

[@randyrrandelson6444]

… and these guys suck

[@xanthigontica2828]

on repeat every day. it won't get old

[@meowmalade1519]

@@xanthigontica2828 amen xanthi

[@merrbear5104]

😂😂

[@yo-yo-yo]

I’m dying😂🤣😂

[@payhota]

This is even more hilarious as a Taylor fan, where she's regarded as the Queen of Bridges. So them freaking out about the bridge is basically realizing it's a fatality.

[@tatiannamaldonado3530]

My thoughts exactly !

[@BruhBruh-sb5xd]

Wow. kzbin.info/www/bejne/poalpZh8drKhqqs

[@rebeliloz5894]

yes!!!

[@sacrosby]

Taylor Swift is the Queen of Bridges, huh? 😒😶😐😆😂🤣🤣😂😆😂🤣😅😄🤣😂😆🤣😂

[@medusa8789]

@@sacrosby yes she is. And you are?

[@AurelianKayden]

the fact that the three sad virgins accepted their miserability when taylor swift popped out when its in the bridge

[@taiselalesca]

lol right?!

[@davidwang7489]

Yeah, I honestly would too at that point.

[@sukantkumar9956]

The fact that you should get some life

[@meangirlsfangirl]

THE bridge queen comes out they knew they cooked

[@artobaron399]

I mean who would have a sad face when three meters from her smile

[@sojirokaidoh2]

Taylor Swift calling me a sad virgin who's gonna die alone would unironically be the highlight of my life.

[@chadpeter4220]

Same

[@bagofbagels183]

Same tho

[@dd-nh4zj]

same😭

[@angelinebena9675]

Feel you

[@ahumanlol3532]

same

[@happypedro12]

I love how they're still all so happy when Taylor is next to them even though she's roasting them.

[@rachelrachel9152]

i know i feel like they're trying really hard not to smile but it's hard because Taylor Swift is like literally touching their faces while she's singing like what a surreal moment

[@angelinebena9675]

I would be too honestly

[@tinaq.3025]

Can u blame them. It taylor swift. 😂

[@mott411]

Basically a visual representation of em what getting make fun of by South Park is like

[@wyattmiranda3484]

@@mott411 so true. I love it when the celebs in that show getting roasted just have a fun time with it. And then there’s Kanye.

[@shounakghosh3705]

Lol everyone’s talking about how catchy Taylor’s part is, but I can’t get Pete’s “three sad virgins what, three sad virgins woah” melody out of my head

[@thankspete4148]

This ^

[@rachelrachel9152]

the end when both of them look into camera and say "and theyre going to die alone" im like wow theyre both very hot. im just so happy for everyone in this video i just love seeing all of them succeed

[@TheClassicMagda]

This is my favorite SNL sketch ever. And my dad was watching this he was like I'm surprised she could do that

[@giraffe_lover4515]

3:41

[@manuelmateo3392]

@@rachelrachel9152 Sure sounds like it.

[@youreverydaydemikid]

"john has a big-ass bowling bowl head" is defs a deleted lyric from dear john

[@iamsaw8s]

Should've been in Taylor's Version

[@Victoria-_]

Lol!

[@ellenpederson-lewis8557]

Funny!

[@Bannertbird]

too bad there wasn't a dear john (bowling ball head version)

[@bunnyswift-13]

Omg yess True

[@tinadancer5678]

I got to feeling bad for the three sad virgins, but then Taylor Swift actually touched them. Totally worth the humiliation.

[@alexandercanella4479]

Good point. Humiliation isnt my thing but I'd make an exception.

[@loveinthematrix]

he was SOAKING IT INNNN

[@vandal280]

I'm sure that made it all better 🥰

[@zx7-rr486]

Yeah, having Taylor run her hand down your cheek whilst singing "Three Sad Virgins" .. totally worth it!! :-D

[@seanryan3020]

I am 3 Sad Virgins!

[@ianna97]

“THAT WAS MY REAL DOCTOR” caused me hard laugh

[@jessicamorgan7996]

Me too!! Lmaooo. My husband liked the Wendy's part ha.

[@jessicamorgan7996]

@@ladyrose3285 I don't get it. Lol. The Wendy's part was random and funny too.

[@jesscook2207]

@@jessicamorgan7996 I don't get that comment either, the Wendy's part was hilarious especially when he fell and hit the ground and they we're calling down to him but couldn't move to get to him! They were stuck super stiff up there 🤣🤣 so don't leave your hubby, he's a good sense of humor! Haha

[@bexmw]

I was looking for this comment

[@dillanfolkers669]

Just the idea that a doc would violate HIPAA to diss a dude's junk

[@Riverstyx13]

On one hand, a song was made about them being sad virgins. On the other, Taylor Swift sang it and they actually met her, so was it really a loss?

[@canaisyoung3601]

Not really.

[@007Fusiion]

What would anyone get out of meeting her?

[@AdmiralLando]

I'm sure they wrote the song. So definitely a W.

[@zacharykroll7526]

Of all the songs Taylor has sung about guys, they're usually not about how they HAVEN'T screwed her over. PDD being the exception that proves the rule.

[@josephvernon21]

yes. taylor swift stopped being an amazing artist 6 years ago.

[@lailamellema9001]

“I’m gonna ride a worm and these guys suck” never fails to make me laugh

[@fatuisokay]

Best Taylor swift bridges: 1- All too well 2- Dress 3- 3 sad virgins

[@zehrad9184]

3 sad virgins’ bridge is no1 cmon it males me cry everytime i hear it

[@gregorbaby4269]

What does bridge mean in this sentence

[@gummyworm2778]

the part in a song usually after the second chorus

[@ddomcy]

i would switch dress and 3 sad virgins. i love dress but 3SV is better in my opinion

[@katherinewhite6643]

Gregor Baby that’s the part of a song as chorus, verse and pre-chorus

[@biggnome4653]

Ok but why was Taylor’s part so good like I can’t stop listening to it

[@bricknmotor]

Because you love her!!😆

[@lynnmahan154]

And the shoulder rocking

[@biggnome4653]

@@bricknmotor yesss of course

[@tanzilaTripti]

Same

[@Djdjekeosifjd]

You’re so right😂

[@FrancescaFalcone-j8s]

I can't wait to hear this song live as my surprise song at the era's tour

[@IvyCowboy]

IF ONLY. This and Thug Story would be epic.

[@hadleypowell-q4t]

@@IvyCowboyand the monologue song

[@vloggingwithtrinity4559]

@@IvyCowboythug story wont br

[@SomaGyal]

Lmao😅

[@carreemayree7]

She can put it on Rep! Seen someone mention her and Pete together is Ye's worst nightmare, so Rep tv would be the perfect one to put it on.

[@nodnarbuho5789]

Please Don't Destroy writing a self-disparaging skit just to get Taylor Swift to touch their faces. Big brain move.

[@TPRM1]

Especially John.

[@ScooterOnHisWay2024]

You know these guys have about 1,000 copies each of this video to prove that it happened.

[@sarahyallen]

I saw a tik tok that said 'Three Sad Virgins' was Taylor's vault song about the Jonas Brothers 😂😂😂 3:10

[@iman6646]

I also saw that. If its true, there is nothing more funny 😂

[@wyntrefrostfoot2630]

@@sarahyallen Taylor's Version

[@Earthling108]

The story goes that Joe Jonas lost it to that Ashley Greene woman. Lmfao yeah. Dude now we are wondering who Taylor Swift’s first was

[@meganlove657]

@@Earthling108 probably Jake gyllenhal

[@SummerSwan50]

@@meganlove657 Or John Mayer.

[@stephanie1278]

i’m dying at the fact that taylor swift just interacted with pete davidson

[@eileensnow6153]

The artist crossover I didn’t know I needed

[@odd-one-out4409]

@@eileensnow6153 definitely right? So cool.

[@tolbydamit]

Why?

[@stringflogger]

There'll be paparazzi pics of her sitting in his lap at some coffee shop by Friday.

[@samiharahman1700]

Kim definitely wasn’t having it

[@ruthrogers9115]

the fact that taylor swift and pete davidson not only exist on the same planet but also in the same room is honestly forever earth-shattering.

[@angelinebena9675]

Exactly but now they are powerful duo for me

[@llLittleNicky]

Why?

[@messerschmittsreaver]

I almost farted

[@rrjgpl]

It's not. They are 2 people with certain talents in one room. Nothing earth shattering.

[@anthojones520]

Lol. I suggest you get out more.

[@marybonn_21]

and i love how Pete called Taylor for bridge, she’s really queen of the bridges

[@gæaf]

hearing taylor sing "big ass bowling ball head" like she would sing any of her really deep lyrics is hilarious🤣

[@josephlevie7107]

what deep lyrics?

[@sparksflyxoxo]

@@josephlevie7107 everything from folklore and evermore

[@taylorstea6018]

@@josephlevie7107 like "Did you miss the rogue who coaxed you into paradise and left you there? will you forgive my soul when you too wise to trust me but too old to care?" - coney island or " did you like my covert narcissism like disguise with altruism like some kind of Congressman? " - anti-hero

[@realestrealityrealnessreal]

@@josephlevie7107 "is it romantic how all my elegies eulogise me" "you drew stars around my scars but now I'm bleeding" "a dwindling mercurial high, a drug that only worked the first few hundred times" "i can't make it go away by making you a villain" "i bury hatchets but I keep maps of where i put 'em" "i'm only cryptic and machavellian 'cause i care" "just between us did the love affair main you too" "band aids don't fix bullet holes" "paper cut stings from my paper-thin plans" "if the story's over, why am i still writing pages?" "don't treat me like some situation that needs to be handled i'm fine with my spite, and my tears, and my beers and my candles" "show me the places where the others gave you scars" "did you hear my covert narcissism i disguised as altruism like some kind of congressman" "industry disruptors and soul deconstructors" "walls of insincerity, shifting eyes, and vacancy" "i want auroras and sad prose" "rain came pouring down when i was growing that's when i could finally breathe" i hope this was enough for you, joseph

[@kaybea2881]

@@realestrealityrealnessreal though folklore and evermore are my favorites Id like to add,"shining like fireworks over your sad empty sky","words how little they mean when youre little too late","loving him was like trying to change your mind once your already flying through a freefall","Casually cruel in the name of being honest ","From when your brooklyn broke my skin and bones I'm a soldier whose returning half her weight ,did the twin flame bruise paint you blue just between us did the love affair maim you too." I think she always had it but fully expressed her writing skills in the sister albums 😌💕

[@trevorbaier7072]

Can we just talk about how these guys just started making skits in their apartment and posting them on KZbin and now they just did an SNL music video with Pete and T Swift? Pretty good for three sad virgins.

[@StandardGaming]

Well bowling ball head boy's dad is a long time producer of SNL so that probably helps- but regardless they are super funny and that isn't discounted by them having connections.

[@JRoseKatz98]

@@StandardGaming Lol I love the intro to this comment. And really? Who's his dad?

[@StandardGaming]

@@JRoseKatz98 Steve Higgins

[@elbuki4547]

JAJAJAJA

[@aliciamanuel9817]

@@StandardGaming Martin Herlihy's dad also used to be an SNL writer, but still very talented

[@AlishaH-zs4wo]

I like how at the end when she starts dancing on them they’re like “oh okay this is fine you can keep making fun of us”

[@JebHoge]

I recognize myself in this.

[@xavier808]

Hey what's your Instagram

[@canaisyoung3601]

Just Ben. Not so much Martin or John.

[@danica3630]

I know right

[@KnarfStein]

"Dancing *on* them"? Let's calm down, now, LOL.

[@huggableearth9832]

Taylor and Pete both have that thing where they can be like singing/ rapping some ridiculous words and just -not a hint of the sarcasm shows on their face lol. this is so good.

[@Slytherin36]

haha like Yeet Skrt

[@tristanneal9552]

"What's your favorite Taylor Swift song?" "...it's complicated."

[@maurizioscorzamerda6353]

Complicated it's by Avril Lavigne.

[@matthewh.8717]

@@maurizioscorzamerda6353 That's exactly what I said after reading his comment 😂

[@nothingtoseehere7554]

LMAO

[@stormvexed]

It's this or the T-Paine rap for me, LOL

[@matthewh.8717]

@@stormvexed You just awakened a really old memory for me 😂

[@scottgray4623]

"That was my real doctor!" gets me every time LOL

[@Superpellexl]

I was looking for this comment 😁😄

[@madlyclumsy5910]

It was my favorite part lol

[@HyBrad]

Never gets old!

[@Eric-jk3oi]

I know it made me rip ass. I'm taking I'm taking a fat pool right now

[@adeho789]

Only part I LOL at! 😊

[@americanmouthh]

seeing taylor swift and pete davidson next to each other broke my brain

[@noellet62able]

Why ?

[@kayla7562]

@@noellet62able worlds combining. & also Kim kartrashian sent Taylor Swift into a really dark depression a few years ago. Her idiot husband Kanye made a song and said how “he made that b*tch famous” (talking about how he made Taylor famous) Kim made up stuff about Taylor and started “TaylorSwiftIsOverParty” hashtag on Twitter and it became the number one hashtag world wide that week. And now sweet dopey Pete is with that woman Kim. So that’s kinda weird.

[@jessecrawford8450]

@@noellet62able because anything mediocre these days will physically break a millennials brain. Found the sketch funny but c'mon

[@andrewphipps5265]

@@kayla7562 u a weirdo lmao

[@onionrovirosa]

Bet he broke her too…lol

[@blameitoncapitalism]

okay but her voice sounds so angelic singing this bruh whyyyyy

[@nicole.24]

was hoping she’d be in a snl skit and this definitely was better than i expected

[@squibbs5828]

This isn't her 1st skit with snl

[@danielb.2385]

I'm so confused by your wording. She's like the female Justin Timberlake. There's a freaking Best Of video of her past appearances on SNL. 😃

[@squibbs5828]

@@danielb.2385 Honestly

[@penidk]

That what I was thinking yesterday when I was watching her old ones on SNL

[@squibbs5828]

@@penidk luv the youtube name btw lol 😆

[@codybussen5208]

“Is this song about us?” “No.” *immediately spouts off their names in a row* lol

[@soundsgood7556]

You watched it too?

[@silverblue73]

I also watched this and have ears

[@codybussen5208]

@@silverblue73 (sarcastic slow clap)

[@billyeveryteen7328]

Yes, that was the joke.

[@matthews852]

@@silverblue73 Some ppl like you were there just to see Pete take his shirt off. So he was just giving you a recap on the funny parts you didn’t pay attention to.

[@atticusmcfly]

Taylor Swift roasting virgins seems very out of character yet lines up all too well with her sense of humor.

[@sws212]

Pretty sure you're gonna hear her chorus on tiktok every other post now.

[@stivaro]

It was dope for sure! But nothing will ever compare to Natalie Portman's raps! :D

[@pexxajohannes1506]

Taylors last line"...and they (three sad virgins) die alone"...like snl audience. It was fun when it lasted but now its just evil leftist bs.

[@carlosdiaz4511]

all too well for sure

[@pexxajohannes1506]

@Blia Yang they obviously didnt write the sketch, and dont know if Pete wrote it for himself, and needed useless and sad individuals to lift his value like in corporate Amerca you need useless folk. And after ridiculing and using the loosers, you toss them away to die. Taylors puncline did hit the spot.

[@jamesalan3450]

"... that was my real Dr." - Their throw offs are often the funniest thing in the video. Genius.

[@ChicSabrina]

I can't believe Pete Davidson now has a song featuring Taylor Swift

[@ridafatimazuberi]

Why was he not that much successful? or he is so out of character that Taylor's character doesn't suites his company in the song?? why why ??

[@queenlevine3975]

He has a song featuring Eminem and one with Adam Sandler. He could have a record deal easy.

[@selden9000]

@@ridafatimazuberi i think the reason why we are so surprised is kim and pete probably together

[@ooooooooooOoooooooooh]

@@queenlevine3975 chill it's not about whether he is good enough, but he's with kim.

[@selden9000]

@Matthew Donnelly wtf are you talking about she is literally with joe since late 2016

[@chaylintaylor2825]

No cause why does Taylor’s part actually sound like a hit

[@elfureidis21]

Because she has became ''music'' itself.

[@Djdjekeosifjd]

I agree

[@toladep]

You know why

[@colin2590]

Cuz she’s THEE Taylor Swift duh

[@patrickj1066]

Because of the voice stacking, stereo imaging and chorus.

[@emilygarcia8893]

My favorite part about all of this is that the "3 Sad Virgins" aka PDD actually wrote this themselves LOL

[@cicnnuggit3440]

You can really tell it came from true heart and experience.

[@rachelrachel9152]

i also just realized after watching again that pete says they should do a song together, and they all agree but then completely do not help him write it and just show up ready to sing whatever pete wrote himself lol

[@NellieKAdaba]

My favourite part is when Taylor sings with Pete.

[@Hannahhhconda]

I just realized Pete says "PDD" and wasn't calling himself Petey D hahahah

[@lulusobel8643]

@@Hannahhhconda Yo Petey D! What's the story with Kim?/ref

[@ninabeana97]

The first "what's going on guys" is so genuine I almost believe it every time 😂

[@nicolasburroughs2823]

Pete having a recurring skit rapping about pop culture just feels right.

[@BruhBruh-sb5xd]

Oh Tay Tay kzbin.info/www/bejne/poalpZh8drKhqqs

[@thekiss2083]

It's no Tucci Gang, but I'll take it

[@BruhBruh-sb5xd]

@@thekiss2083 lol

[@jcanderson8513]

You heard his track w Chris webby ?

[@MisterRawgers]

Still not as good as Andy in Popstar lol

[@songbird6414]

Lmao she looked so genuinely happy when she got into the “three sad virgins”

[@DerekFizzey]

She enjoyed it.

[@springberry007]

Most people don't know this but she's actually hilarious. I swear she could do stand up

[@randomfornow]

@@springberry007 ikr. i don't understand how people don't know that. actually, i hope your kidding and people do know that

[@lkcullen1918]

@@springberry007 Her humor really is under-appreciated. She's got this kind of witty dry sarcasm with a pinch of silliness, idk how else to describe it lol

[@rebeccagarcia7511]

I'm so happy for the Jonas Brothers finally appearing in an SNL skit. They nailed it!

[@captainayaaya28]

💀 That’s so harsh but so funny I’m actually laughing

[@verydenise]

I laughed WAY too hard at this! 😂😂😂

[@claudiagisolfi1665]

I love the Jonas Brothers but your comment made me laugh a lot! 🤣🤣🤣

[@elitasheen6964]

yooo💀😭

[@_kananchawla_]

💀

[@samigupta4026]

the fact that she just had about a minute of the skit and slayed so hard

[@delena4evertvd267]

WHAT THE FUCK TAYLOR IS UNREAL?? even her bridge for this joke song was extremely catchy and i highkey want a full version of a song that sounds like it.

[@melissamoonchild9216]

It was?

[@joan-yw1pe]

@@melissamoonchild9216 yes it was

[@alexvasquez537]

@@melissamoonchild9216 yerp

[@nothingtoseehere7554]

FR IT WAS it’s been stuck in my head all day

[@mlhmc]

She is also MsKingBean89. Absolutely talented

[@achilleshoplite]

The three sad virigins, Ben Marshall, John Higgins, & Martin Herlihy will always be able to say that Taylor Swift wrote a song about them.

[@lastgirl7071]

they will forever live on as the three sad virgins…until they die aloone

[@TheAnticorporatist]

@@lastgirl7071 we all die alone.

[@unfazedgeorge]

@@lastgirl7071 Alone, but happy.

[@ghjkilm]

Please the a mount of tail these 3 are about to get after this is unbelievable.

[@gminor6633]

Facts

[@Kirby.Burgess]

I can’t stop listening to “John has a big-ass bowling ball head”

[@wildthing4250]

the motion she does with it makes it the funniest line of her part.

[@nexusyang4832]

He looked like Mr. Mackie from South Park!!!

[@brookemckinley5709]

And that move she does I’m obsessed!! Can’t wait to sing that to my bf 😂

[@tomaszskowronski1406]

@@nexusyang4832 m'kay

[@springberry007]

The shoulder thing she did had me dying. She looks like she's about to crack up laughing

[@castertroye3790]

This SNL songs have no business slapping this hard

[@tcu1099]

The acknowledgment of how these guys are crushing it makes me so happy

[@xero110]

Yeah, Pete and the camera crew are crushing it and nobody else. ;)

[@crossmr]

I mean... are they? They're not bad... but they're no lonely island. Those are big shoes to fill.

[@DADDYFATSACKABLE]

It must be nice to have a nice cushy job like this handed to you by your daddy.

[@Dreamlillie_95]

@@DADDYFATSACKABLE I mean, they have their own KZbin channel, right? They wouldn't have been hired if they weren't funny

[@TimeBucks]

Taylor swift makes everything sound like a Grammy winning melody

[@choakly]

no

[@katdelrey]

@@choakly yes

[@yvonnelewis5602]

@@choakly yes

[@kerch-e]

She's the msg of music

[@choakly]

@@katdelrey no

[@julieg46]

Can I just say, the moment when Pete announces the bridge, and Taylor shows up...the panic on PDD's faces knowing that their humiliation is about to go nuclear is my favorite favorite thing in this world. Seeing them try to run towards Pete and Taylor to stop them but they can't because they're still tethered to the ceiling is PRICELESS. And, on top of it all, that part was a literal gift to the Swifties because nobody writes a bridge like Taylor does. Nobody.

[@honkhonk5181]

The double standard here is sickening. Virgin shaming is just as hurtful or worse than anything she’s been through and yet it’s acceptable. If someone tried to make a video with Taylor where they roast her bratty arrogant nature she’d storm out and kill their business.

[@mysterycitrus]

this was written by these guys, you know that right? not to mention, the comparison you’re making does not make any sense. it would really only be valid if you were saying that it would be different if there were 3 girls, which it might be, but saying them roasting taylor for something she doesn’t even have doesn’t really register to me. not to mention, it’s an innocent comment on an innocent video and leaving comments about “the double standard” isn’t going to do anything for society as a whole.

[@leikfroakies]

@@honkhonk5181 Triggered🤣

[@addisyn-nq2sx]

@@honkhonk5181 Dude it’s a joke bro. Learn to take one

[@maryeverettrobinson1987]

@@honkhonk5181 do you not know what SNL is, or what video you clicked on? also, it's a joke

[@jezellecatherinexx]

I only came here for Taylor

[@Swiftie_Edits1989]

Omg same

[@lillacd21]

Same 😂 she slayed so much though

[@divjotsupercell]

Same bro❤

[@lillacd21]

@@NoobGuy0188 what?

[@NoobGuy0188]

@@lillacd21 Taylor sucks I’m saying that

[@sageg4167]

THE BEST CROSSOVER EVER. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? T-SWIFT, PETEY D, ANDDDD PLEASE DON’T DESTROY? BEST. VIDEO. EVER.

[@fezzik7619]

Crossever?

[@Jayzone702]

Pete name dropping all 3 of them immediately after saying the song is not about them never fails to make me laugh 😂

[@makeupfreak98]

How can she sound so heavenly when singing about a man with a bowling ball head 😭

[@imightbebiased9311]

I mean, autotune?

[@chaelist.bernard6438]

@@imightbebiased9311 you know she don’t use auto tune😂

[@makeupfreak98]

@@imightbebiased9311 she doesn't use autotune stop

[@imightbebiased9311]

@@makeupfreak98 She absolutely DOES use pitch correction occasionally, and you can totally hear it in this.

[@makeupfreak98]

@@imightbebiased9311 for the most part she doesn't use autotune. Listen to folklore and then watch the long pond studio sessions, which are live. I'm not saying she hasn't used it before like songs such as Delicate from reputation, but this is an SNL skit so this is expected. Her singing live sounds exactly like her albums.

[@Nast.973]

"It's Pete, P Diddy"... 0:41

[@tochimclaren]

Everything sounds so sus nawadays

[@jJB86]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@emma.w9288]

i thought the samee

[@itshazel13xoxo]

Omg yeah

[@boardaspen]

He says "PDD" (please don't destroy)

[@bpark3726]

Everything about this was gold but the sharp turn with “And these guys SUCK” was so great 🤣

[@TheFujiwuji]

"I'm gonna ride a worm. And these. Guys. SUCK."

[@RealTalkWithSSG]

​@@TheFujiwuji😂😂😂😂😂

[@gachaplayer7602]

The "and they're gonna die alone" part sounded so angelic

[@barrystewart5946]

All the brads and Chads who cry during football cutaways

[@vivalasmpls]

So does 3:42

[@humorme4831]

"That was my real doctor" killed me lmao

[@jamespettit6352]

Funniest line of the night

[@CarlosEduardo-qf5gr]

That's what got me 😂😂😂

[@ritparent7239]

Actually, I bet that not only was that not his real doctor, but that his actually doctor is not Black. In fact, I bet that none of the liberals at SNL have Black doctors. But if they really believe in DEI...they should switch all their doctors to Black...and by Black I mean African slave descent. But they actually care about their health so they won't do that...they'll just insist that we do it.

[@TarynRMartin]

“That was my real doctor.” The way I choked on my cold brew. 😅

[@livetime5815]

Taylor Swift and Three Sad Virgins. A winning combo. LOL.

[@222222ania]

I can't figure if this is a sexist joke or just a joke I do not understand. I truly hope it is the latter.

[@lawrencejelsma8118]

@@222222ania ... Its just SNL dark humor that will parody anything. Boys or men like the "sad three virgins" unattractive for "popular people" will be be engaged in some other part of their lives once they fully develop and grow up to men ... Sort of like what the movies "American Pie, American Pie II, American Reunion" etc made teenage to adult male transitions people laugh and ponder.

[@dheck8887]

a sexist joke? What? Never mind I dont want to know how your brain works

[@jonny-b4954]

@@dheck8887 haha yeah just slowly back away from that one. Dont want any of that pansy overly sensitive nonsense to rub off

[@rubyzeidman1334]

@@222222ania wait how would this be sexist? Sorry, I'm genuinely asking why you might find this offensive

[@ankitasaxena8993]

Never expected a Taylor Swift×Pete Davidson collab and I certainly did not expect them to sing about three sad virgins but I am not complaining in the slightest

[@brentpella]

"that was my real doctor" lmaooo

[@VaultOfTheFuture]

Ayyy Brent 👌

[@velvetstarlings]

LMAO wazzzzup Brent

[@sergiobasilioli384]

This for me is the funniest thing since Madame Vivelda with Adele

[@dustinlang5135]

That's the line that got me, too!

[@kstabe1982]

😂😂😂

[@rose92008]

“And they’re gonna d!e alone”🤣🤣 the way it’s sung just sends it…

[@blandchip8053]

Please Don't Destroy really has given this season a lot of life.

[@DMRJ53]

I agree

[@milomongoose9976]

I hated all the sketches aside from this

[@MichaelPaumgardhen]

@@milomongoose9976 SNL has been unfunny for the past 50 years.

[@milomongoose9976]

WOW you must have a shifty life

[@sup9542]

Can someone explain why this is considered funny? Serious question, I'm trying to understand the popularity of this. Or do people just like the song? Or is it just "random humor" for teens, like "haha look at his face, haha it's funny how he turns his head." I don't see anything witty or satirical or observational that would be considered comedy.

[@geraldl5221]

I am obsessed with the way Pete says "Oh hey Taylor!" His face is so cute.

[@daymartinez016]

It's confirmed Taylor can make anything sound good

[@violetaorozco7172]

Siiiiii

[@honkhonk5181]

I bet those guys had to think about dead kittens or something to avoid getting bricked af

[@TheMusicalElitist]

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

[@marcussjostrom5327]

@@honkhonk5181 how would petite dead kittens help?

[@honkhonk5181]

@@marcussjostrom5327 good point

[@Nxla_19]

lmao, the way taylor casually walked in. bro taylor really put it all together. luv u taylor❤❤😭😭

[@samibershadscky9021]

This should’ve been on Midnights

[@johnanhmmiii]

This is such an underrated comment 😂

[@jamesstanton3280]

That's pretty funny 3 sad virgins at midnight 🤣

[@honkhonk5181]

This isn’t fair. Taylor would shit bricks if someone asked her to be in a music video where she gets roasted for being a money grubbing mega s1ut. But it’s perfectly fine for her to virgin shame? Black pill confirmed.

[@wowza2050]

@Teo Teov so I see there are actually 5 sad virgins

[@fallonstanley449]

Midnights 3 sad virgins edition

[@dolfanchambers84]

Watching PDD trying desperately to not smile/laugh during Taylor Swift’s part makes rewatching this even funnier.

[@christratton]

The sad part is they were humiliated - the great part is they got caressed and serenaded by Taylor. #WorthIt

[@AwesTex]

The collaboration I didn’t know I needed to see. Pete and Taylor…this sketch killed!

[@GeneralMotorInformation]

Mother slayed that bridge

[@IAMSLAY]

All we needed was Taylor to FULLY take off Pete’s jacket there to really get the media going wild tomorrow 😂

[@rorymeyer]

Too old for her 🤣

[@mayissalty6279]

@@rorymeyer why because her boyfriend is one year younger than her? People will find anything these days holy shit

[@annar6534]

@@rorymeyer he’s younger than her. She doesn’t have a thing for younger men.

[@mayissalty6279]

@@annar6534 exactly, she doesn’t have a thing for any age tbh, she dated some older, some younger, Joe is the closest in age to her I think

[@nordmark16]

Relax madden mobile boy

[@AHeroicGuy]

Dead ass “Three Sad Virgins” needs to be on 1989 (Taylor’s Version) it’s a god damn BOP!

[@luisminer6074]

i think it would fit better on rep!!!

[@fosminclorin]

@@luisminer6074 Thug Story would fit on rep 😂

[@fosminclorin]

We also need Monologue on debut or Speak Now

[@franb0l]

this was a really good blend of pete and the guys' comedy styles. also i'd let taylor insult me in song any day of the week.

[@angelinebena9675]

Same I can’t wait for Taylor to insult me lol

[@georgianabs]

Petition for Taylor to perform Three Sad Virgins as a surprise song on the Eras Tour.

[@vandal280]

They're so excited to be touched by her, even as she's insulting them lol who can blame them?!

[@TC-nn7xk]

Some places they charge extra for that service!

[@emd4390]

im sure its a very exciting experience for 3 sad virgins

[@magicsofa]

I'd become a virgin just for that

[@leeshepard5718]

ikr ...as long as you stay here with me Taylor, beat me...whip me....make me write bad checks! haha!

[@BadMedicineDC]

No matter what....Taylor's ability to uplift a song cannot be denied. Ben, John and Martin are comedy gold.

[@baylinkdashyt]

I am sure that it's as much because I'm more of a fan of Taylor than a lot of guests, but she just LIT UP everything she touched on this show...

[@aiden4886]

this song literally unironically slaps. would listen to if it was a single

[@NESherv]

Shoutout to M83 and the sax solo in “Midnight City” by the way. Did you know that song is now 10 years old?!

[@aiden4886]

@@NESherv oh my god literally a decade. i love m83 so much they have a lot of bangers

[@blissvii]

Man I hope someone edits this into a full song with out the skit parts

[@alexandercanella4479]

@@blissvii Same. I want to pick my nephew up from high school while playing it as loud as possible.

[@aaronp4883]

@@alexandercanella4479 but that's only 2 sad virgins 😂✌️

[@crazygracie9110]

John has a big ass bowling hall head is def a deleted lyric in dear John

[@karissaly9616]

WHY IS TAYLOR'S PART SUCH A BOP

[@MattSlaughter]

Because she's such a bopper, duh!

[@otterwithadarkside4422]

This is proof that she can literally nail anything!

[@leikfroakies]

The joke is that she's known as the Queen of bridges

[@adrijabhakta7286]

Because she's a bopper bruh

[@feelingReckless13]

Pete's face when Taylor pulls off half his jacket says he understands that he's in a precarious position but also, it's worth it, and that's the tea.

[@grunstudio]

He probably slept on the couch or something

[@solesoulsorrow]

"Uh! That was my real doctor!" That got me.

[@Style_1607]

Petition for Taylor swift to sing three sad virgins as a surprise song on the eras tour ! 👇

[@ElusivG]

YES💀

[@coolboss999]

Taylor sounded so heavenly during her part of this song. It's so addicting and catchy. I need this song added to Spotify immediately!

[@JackSassyPants]

Three comedy writers who definitely have a humiliation kink use their leverage at SNL to make international pop superstar Taylor Swift insult their manhood on national television, like anyone would.

[@eaterdrinker000]

Awesome interpretation.

[@robgronotte1]

Sure, they're gonna die alone, but at least they were briefly caressed and serenaded by Taylor Swift.

[@eaterdrinker000]

@@robgronotte1 : I've been berated and regaled by many earthly famous people. Some of my favorites were Dua Lipa, Kristen Stewart, Merill Garbus, and Barack Obama.

[@robgronotte1]

@@eaterdrinker000 Sounds like you should be making your own videos.

[@AliA-gj2tp]

Oh there you are, i was looking for you

[@barry717]

Taylor's falsetto flip on scarecrow gets me every time I have to clarify something. When I wrote "gets me" I was trying to mean get me excited and melts my heart and brain because it sounds so good to me. I'm a long time fan of hers and no hard feelings if you don't like her. just feel like I had to put it out there cuz my English is mediocre.

[@Superpellexl]

Loved it! 😂😂

[@katc5051]

No worries. Your English is great.

[@BethFergie123]

Amazing

[@איילגרשוני]

If you see someone writing with a bad grammar, it's probably a native speaker. (Or me, trying to write something in English)

[@allisoncastle]

You didn’t say anything wrong! 👍

[@inigomontoya10]

"sad ron weasley" as potterhead who's also a swifite im dying lol 😂😂😂😂

[@jenniferwilliams8534]

3 Sad Virgins (Taylor's Virgin) (From The Vault)

[@CoolScratcher]

underrated comment

[@CraigMcfly1985]

Highly 😂😂😂😂😂

[@D3V_Official]

REP TV FRRRR

[@ifybinftsmwel]

TAYLOR’S VIRGIN 💀💀😭

[@nookietp]

rep tv 😱

[@Pinec0nejam]

I would love to see the lonely island do a collab with them

[@ukan.536]

Clever.

[@onelesshelper]

THAT WHAT'S HAVE BEEN SAYING FOR YEARS.

[@gamedalfthegrey]

Need to be a rap battle between both groups

[@ELmayberry]

ooh 😲

[@carladicarlo3255]

I thought the same thing!

[@MsBlushing24]

the funny thing is…taylor’s part is a bop! how does she do it?

[@frankthegreat9768]

she’s the music industry

[@jillhooten1708]

This is literally the most unserious thing that Taylor has ever done and I'm so here for it

[@justinphy7229]

Is it just me or can you listen to Taylor’s part over and OVER again. It’s so catchy haha

[@claudiabcarvalho]

Well, she _is_ the queen of bridges after all 😂

[@Forceprincess]

Same!!!

[@christheghostwriter]

I'm an old man and have never heard a Taylor Swift song in my life. After hearing this, I'm going to check out her music. I like a woman with a sense of humor 😂

[@rosemarypark6093]

@@christheghostwriter 1989 is her best album, so you gotta listen to that first.

[@luked5504]

@@christheghostwriterAnd then the song "Thug Story"

[@johnfarmakis8518]

These guys are killing it. It’s one of the best moves Lorne did man. Way to not be an old guy Lorne. Great hires.

[@moppis1937]

For real. They’re so funny.

[@mattkilbane6645]

probably helps that 2 of their dads work for Lorne

[@AlinaProbably]

@@lolababs206 john higgins' father is steve higgins...

[@FAYMprod]

@@mattkilbane6645 doesn't hurt but they racked million of hits before SNL and their dads didn't watch a million times

[@tobyl55]

Absolutely. You gotta give the man credit. He keeps aging yet yet constantly keeps the show fresh. It’s pretty impressive.

[@Theomite]

I guess Jake Gyllenhaal isn't having the worst day ever after all now.

[@boppob1343]

I get the feeling Jake Gyllenhaal is never having the worst day ever considering his life

[@hayleegrace9503]

lmaooo

[@johnthomasbrandt]

Blatant bulling by T-swift shame on you SNL

[@kay_girl_97]

@@johnthomasbrandt 🤡

[@SisuGirl]

@@johnthomasbrandt I really hope you’re being facetious, man. If not? You’ve gotta be the 4th Sad Virgin…Lame-ass comment. Try some Ex-Lax. 🙄

[@SerenasMom3]

Love how Taylor is performing it seriously 🤣

[@aariyani2875]

three sad virgins (taylor's version) from the vault featuring : pete davidson

[@3anonymous877]

🤣

[@_BellesMerveilles_]

💀

[@TheRabidDeer]

Doesn't matter, still got touched by Taylor Swift

[@jenniferbullett7254]

And I still get jealous.

[@quentinsilver4721]

my thoughts exactly

[@deadboltzz5199]

😉😉😉

[@thatgirl4652]

OMG Taylor didn't have to ate her part up like that. We need a full version ma'am.

[@realdavidjones1623]

I need the hip hop artist who did that beat to make this a full song and a top 10 hit.

[@NackDSP]

Taylor really needs to perform this on tour.

[@Commandotoad]

I could honestly listen to Taylor singing "three sad virgins, what" all day. 3:41

[@randomfornow]

I KNOW WHY IS IT SO GOOD

[@tqys.alchemy]

REALL

[@delmundl]

I LIVEEE

[@cabellero1120]

"Let's do a Dune theme!" "Hey! This is the desert...These guys Suck!! I Lost It! Wicked Funny!! They need to give PD More screen time!! 👍🤭😆⚡😱

[@MariBased]

Taylor partially taking off the jacket of the man who has recently been spotted with the (future?) ex-wife of her own archnemesis is the most camp thing I've seen all year.

[@biggnome4653]

PLEASE

[@lisa_vxng]

ohmygod

[@yarkn3791]

I couldn't understand anything like ANYTHING. Can u explain pls

[@chandrikakumari4176]

@@yarkn3791 Pete was spotted with Kim K .Kim and Her Husband Kanye West tried to ruin Taylor's carrier few times.Reputation album was a slap to them.Also now Kim and Kanye are gonna divorce

[@patrickbowen6583]

White women please understand CAMP 2022

[@thelonetraveller_1]

ok I know its a skit but why is Taylor's lyrics spot on? LOL