"Please Don't Open Unexpected Packages" | Horror Story | Sci-Fi | Original Creepypasta

[@ClancyPasta]

If you wanna type in my "Hunt a Killer" URL, instead of click the link in the description, make sure the "clancy" isn't capitalized! I hope you all enjoy tonight's story, and have a great night!

[@patrickschofield9459]

Yeah you have your paid advertisement and 5 more monetized commercials in a 35-minute story

[@Chronicler9]

It honestly sounds awesome!! I'm happy to see an acknowledgement of it here and I'll definitely use you're code when I get it! :3 I'm also happy they gave you a spon :3 You're epic, Clancy~ I love listening to your narratives the most.

[@k1ng__wzrd655]

Your THE most essential content creator. Thanks Clancy

[@greatpower6063]

just curious but by creepypasta rules what happens if we capitalize "clancy" in the url?

[@charliebaileyandloganberry7557]

@@patrickschofield9459 😆

[@alfiona7951]

Protagonist had a pretty good deal and they messed up. Great story. I loved this.

[@hunterwaguespack3963]

Yeah sounds like he would’ve gotten what he wanted if he stuck to the original two wishes but then got screwed over when he asked for more wishes

[@joshgroban5291]

@@hunterwaguespack3963 it's a classic monkey's paw, he should've been ultra-specific

[@alfiona7951]

Finally, "Hunt A Killer" acknowledged the creepypasta community. 💛

[@Chronicler9]

Right? :3

[@destanybrandt7436]

i always know it's gonna be good when it starts with "written AND narrated by..." 😌

[@dawnstephens9751]

Hell yes 🙌🏻

[@smirky-shrugs]

So cool.

[@markdegroot8415]

Right? I love his originals!

[@rosetanner9817]

Squishy: yes! Total truth..😍🤩

[@music77snob]

Fact!

[@ZephyrusAsmodeus]

I like how a story about a sus package is preluded by an sponsor of a box subscription service

[@thischannelisdecommissioned]

"Wait, you consider half conscious grumbles to be wishes?" "Yes" "I wish I would have known that earlier!" "Done"

[@GummyBearKing1]

Huh, the funny thing is... A similar box just showed up at my house a few minutes ago. Too bad I've already opened it.

[@MegaGinia]

I really, really loved listening to your story. It took me back to listening to the radio in the seventies as Daddy listened to old-time radio shows such as “Fibber McGee and Molly,” “The Lone Ranger,” etc. I truly was drawn into your narrative, and enjoyed every moment of it! You are a true talent.💐

[@42Nosferatu]

And the moral of the story, mine anyway. Is not be careful: "WHAT" you wish for but "HOW" you wish for it! Choose your words wisely and carefully.

[@tenacious3911]

"I wish for a billion US dollars" would probably have worked, unless he got shifted to a universe where hyperinflation made it worth less than a penny.

[@PrimateProductions]

@@tenacious3911 there is always a catch to "3 wishes" stories

[@greatpower6063]

@@PrimateProductions just wish that you knew what to wish for. xD worst case scenario, you end up like jimmy neutron with galaxy brain but no wishes. Bam cure cancer, make money

[@dawnstephens9751]

Last time I opened a box I didn’t know where it came from I got a coach purse! Sooo I’ll be opening all boxes I get! 😂

[@Chronicler9]

XD Careful~ I hear jinxes are a thing xD

[@robertabray-enhus3198]

Did you ever get the bill for it though?

[@NotA-Lizard]

Loved it brother. Great sci fi take on The Monkey's Paw.

[@lampylightbulb]

I just recently read that story 😯 Must say that this version is more enjoyable 😂

[@carmensavu5122]

May the Master Enforcer have mercy on this transaction? Sounds like a Ferengi prayer before dinner

[@newtfigton8795]

I love the multiverse sci fi stories! This guy TECHNICALLY got what he wanted…damn genies lol

[@misjudg6969]

I'm so happy. Sunday and Clancy. Cant get any better! I'm opening it!

[@bbking9772]

If this story exemplifies your writing prowess, what I think is that heck, I CAN'T WAIT TO SEE /HEAR MORE.

[@emileebrianne5725]

Clancy!!!! You are sooo talented! Thank you so much for keeping me company while I’m on the clock!! ♥️✨🙌

[@matt12251975]

Yes ma'am, me too... Definitely helps to help pass the work day! 😉😉

[@ThePrblmKd91Xx]

I’d keep you company on or off the clock Emilee.. you’re absolutely beautiful 😍🥰😌😏👌🏼🙌🏼💙🤍 xxx

[@Kia044]

I wonder if you can wish for a perfectly understandable, efficient and effective guide on making the wishes go your way?

[@differentgirl5004]

^This lmao

[@AlmightyRecoveredAddict187]

anyone else here from the other multiverse?

[@daygoncornhole2395]

Yes I am Jace Beleren nice to meet you 🙂 mtg geeks will understand 🤣🤣

[@connormccathron6730]

Ye I'm form c372

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Well I'm from this Multiverse, the one with this Macrocosm and the many other ones, at least this Multiverse had the highest level of Power in the Singularity.

[@daygoncornhole2395]

@@CerealExperimentsMizuki 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

@@daygoncornhole2395 huh??

[@music77snob]

Awesome story and great narration, as always. Thank you!

[@jms_sunday]

ClancyPasta, I loved the visuals you created in my mind with this story. The intriguing fantasy and fable element were a delightful surprise! Well written and narrated! Thank you for sharing and for doing such amazing wok! 💕

[@bbking9772]

This was absolutely rivetting!

[@amberscoutstarwatcher]

When the character went out to check mail in sandals and socks during snow I nodded because I can relate, though usually I just go barefoot in snow because our mailbox is right next to our front door and I often like the feel of cold on my feet.

[@reuben3077]

Ahhhh a nice happy ending 🤩🙌 I hated the protagonist from the time wished to know what was going on

[@surprisedoctopus9687]

Story starts @ 1:40 for anyone wondering

[@apollo9633]

"This one's from Dr. Theodore J. Kaczynski!"

[@aviumcaravan]

aw hell nah

[@TheKi77en]

Yay. Happy for a longer one. Love your voice.

[@chrissygreig2277]

Enjoyable story and narration, thank you 😊🌹 My first thought on when he opened the box was, “Oh wonderful, it’s an infinity box” obviously it was so much more. 😊

[@lisadgingersnaps9843]

There's always a catch.

[@missdolittle]

This like the X-Files episode where Mulder meets a genie and wishes for peace on earth and finds himself the only human left on the planet. My favorite episode.

[@aaron-gz]

Always specify your wish

[@johnvinson4363]

No grandpas were harmed during the making of this creepypasta :)

[@blueberrythevillainlstargi1823]

Staying indoors for The past few centuries, I'm HOLLERING!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏽👌🏽👌🏽 Many great wishes to you, Clancy and thank you for all the hard work you do for us!!!

[@rudeawakening5816]

👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👍 Excellent, excellent story!!! I loved it, it's very well written!! And of course, always an amazing narration. I definitely wanna hear more of the stories you've written & narrated...

[@GraveyardMaiden]

Yaldebaoth is granted wishes now, last I checked that god was doing weird flesh stuff and was imprisoned by Mekhane

[@lucicaelestis386]

Yaldy is probably super bored in the prison so ...

[@Betty-qd8st]

Omg that ending. WOW

[@WoozyCool]

He should've just used that one last wish to, ask for the ability to find anything he ever seeks very easily and quickly. It's a, Lesser greedy, more specific, down to earth, Safer subcategory of "I wish to have more wishes".

[@ferret495]

Wow 😢 a case of be careful what you wish for 😮....Well written and narrated, thank you 🇬🇧❤️

[@cincylaw14]

There is not a single story in history involving the granting of wishes where the wisher isn’t tricked. Fking genies, bro.

[@pamelap.144]

Well done, Clancy.

[@navigatorofnone]

Brilliant story with the usual unusual twist coupled with a masterful narration by Clancy. 👏👏👏👏👏😎😎😎😎

[@koopaking6148]

Well... I guess the phrase be careful what you wish for is brought to the extreme in this one...

[@wesleythomas7125]

Wishing for more wishes never works. Anyone who watched Aladdin as a kid knows that.

[@cadillacdeville5828]

Clancy uploading is ALWAYS a WIN ☺️👏

[@DidYouSayEllo]

Another good example where I never would make wishes nor time travel.

[@nehlanour]

its my birthday today and i get a story thats written and narrated by clancy?! thank you so much!❤

[@bbking9772]

Now that is what I call appreciation!

[@EllySoccerstar]

How old are y’all dear

[@techsupport6448]

I would wish to be superman because who needs wealth when you can save people

[@365VideoVault]

I know I'm late asf but this gave me chills, haven't had that in a long time. You should do more

[@musajalloh2671]

imagine being a great narrator and writer

[@VeronicaStorm98]

It's clear this protagonist has never seen Madoka Magica. That box is basically like Kuybey, minus the stealing the souls of teenage girls in exchange for a single wish and the chance to become a magical girl that is. At least he didn't have to deal with becoming a witch and falling into despair.

[@tormentedslayer7498]

"I wish for a billion dollars to be put in my bank account." Thats how you ask for wealth my guy!

[@emilydefrances5981]

Awesome story!

[@Horace01]

this story should be called "Dumbest Dude Ever: The Stupening"

[@durere]

Cool story bro!

[@konoweeb-kunda4270]

Moral of the story: Ask for cat girls next time

[@CerealExperimentsMizuki]

Eh I'll probably choose just the one Satsuki Kiryuin.

[@radiantshay2146]

I love when you write stories. My favorite was You Can Eat the Balloon

[@ivybee347]

Jokes on you box...... I don't open up packages or take them into my house unless I know who sent them 🤣

[@stacythompson7017]

Thank you and I’m so proud of you keep up the good work😊😊😊

[@luisjavier6931]

After 8 minutes, I suppose it's his grandfather's head. Well, let's see.

[@PleasentDddd]

1st wish: For a book with every outcome of any wish you could make.

[@cinnamoomilk]

Such wonderfully silly ways to waste wishes

[@DeanDraxon8752]

You wrote this?? Awesome!

[@thefattening1307]

Love me some Clancypasta originals.

[@swtchx209]

Just what I needed today!!!🌸

[@williammorgan5987]

I enjoyed it, my only opinion since you asked is make more of these ! I could see this being a series

[@christy76840]

That was pretty damn cool and pretty damn wicked at the same time. I loved it. Great job@

[@lampylightbulb]

And that's why you always make your wishes excessively specific

[@marksullivan6319]

This was good

[@drjohnmcduffie]

That was a a awesome story.

[@tonyboggs1]

Good one!

[@warrengoguen4835]

OMG HOW TERRIBLE! However, once again, great job ClancyPasta! I've been a long time subscriber. Love that voice. Love that style. Keep up the good work buddy!

[@mekebagreer7321]

CP, BRAVO GREAT STORY AND THE WAY IT ENDED, I PICTURED EVERY WORD AND IT ENDED UP BEING REALLY CREEPY, ESPECIALLY HOW HE ENDED UP ALL MY HIMSELF ON A DESOLATE EARTH. 😍😍👏👏👏👏💯💯💯

[@HorrorWithoutScreams]

Tbf, it's look like box decided to screw with the main character because he was to greed to wish for more wishes.

[@PrimateProductions]

Um yes I'm pretty certain that was the whole point...

[@flappy7373]

Sounds like an old episode of twilight zone!

[@tia283]

I saw that episode too!

[@NoonyJW]

Definition of getting the bag and fumbling it smh

[@2_breakfast]

I didn’t know clancy was hundreds of years old

[@heymewisconsin7841]

YES

[@EdgyShooter]

Even moderate exercise in extreme cold can be extremely taxing if you're not acclimatized, you'd be amazed the amount of relatively healthy people that die of heart attacks shoveling snow

[@fydbac]

Love the concept, and would be cool to learn more of those laws, who made em, etc. (Thru your stories of course 😊). Only thing that irked me personally, was the main character: the stereotypical self entitled and NO sense of consequence whatsoever . And had the audacity to claim victim hood, when their own short sightedness (see sterotype...) go them there. But yeah, would be cool to read more of ya stories exploring the world you gave of a peak of!

[@cativamusereacts9926]

Magic box appears, has tag that says do you have a wish? Guy: "I wish I knew what this is for" Box: "you get to make 2 wishes, you used one wish asking what this was" Guy: "what does this mean....." 😑

[@reuben3077]

Idiot level 1000

[@christy76840]

Scary thought

[@libratude9595]

Starts at 2:04

[@wat265]

Well done my good man well done

[@cativamusereacts9926]

You gotta be super specific with your wishes man

[@mattmcgrath3959]

This is an awesome story. Thank you and great job.

[@nevasoba5953]

Well thanks . Now that I'm stranded on earth cold, alone ,and " wealthy " all my problems are over.

[@juliashenandoah3965]

This long discussion of the protagonist with his new wish-box is truly strange. "I wish a million Dollars and go back to College." (and putting the box on the shelf afterwards to get back to it if something happens in life that cannot be fullfilled with money, for example severe sicknesses in old age, relationship problems, acute world problems that might affect one and other important things) would have been the only true answer ;) And not: "I wish I can find out what that strange box is..." - "Wish granted! Here is my 320 page user`s manual in 75 languages including traditional and simplified Chinese!" - "Oh cool so you can fullfull three wishes?" - "No, now you have only two wishes left. Your first has already been granted in form of a user`s manual." - "Hm well I read that later because now I wish dinner was ready." - "Wish granted. The noodles are now al dente. One wish left." (half an hour hour later....) "I am back... mmmmh that was tasty! So where did I put this user`s manual - I wish I knew..." The author of this story knows how to write the most strange discussion with a wish-fullfilling magical item that ever happened :D

[@yokasono1279]

Um send help my app crashes when the video starts

[@EllySoccerstar]

😝😛😝 You’re cool ass man Ty for never stopping this Chanel buddy. You are an great writer keep writing your own stuff I enjoy your stories the best

[@bbking9772]

If I had two wishes from that class of 'wish-granter', the first would be that all sentient beings, regardless of their interdimensional state in relation to whatever place the human presence currently occupies within this phenomena that we call 'reality,' and for whom Earth is NOT their home, cease and desist from any and all activities involving any kind of extraction and/or related processes of any Earth substance, including etheral energies (such as souls), mental substance, such as any abstract concept invented by humans (math, physics, language, etc), emotionally based fields of frequency-commonly known as "loosh," in addition to all of that which makes up the physical earth. I would wish all forms of earth mining stop until humanity becomes aware of it, and collectively decides where we should go from here. The next wish would be for all of us to become simultaneously aware of our true situation on this planet at this point in 'time,' that is, for the human collective to acheive real situational awareness in order that we may finally free ourselves from the system of slavery currently thriving under the banners of modern society. In an instant, with those two simple wishes, life on this earth MIGHT survive, and without a reset OR a vaccine. Believe me, that is something none of us will ever benefit from.

[@bbking9772]

@ironfang bigheart I take that as a compliment. THANK YOU.

[@cativamusereacts9926]

If I had 2 wishes I would make one, to have 10,000 dollars put in my room everyday for the rest of my life and then when I die it goes to my daughter and then her kid and keeps going on forever. My second wish would be like some super power like being able to fly or freeze time or something 🤷‍♀️

[@reuben3077]

Oooo that’s clever

[@dereks_island]

Damn you clancy!!!! I have easily disregarded hunt a killer repeatedly time and time again. Than you go and sell me that...... Being a fan of horror genre, I can't really see a circumstance where I don't want to do that with my hours if free time a day. Damn you good sir 🤣

[@therealslimshitty5186]

this one actually deeply unsettled me lol

[@ThePrblmKd91Xx]

Your username deeply unsettles me.

[@hienokalipsa9832]

Yaldaboth? Or something. It sounds like scp for me.

[@anniereddj]

Very well done! Lol, always be careful what you wish for. Interesting story with a neat twist. I enjoyed it quite a bit. Thank you very much!!

[@VictoriaHernandez-hx3do]

The absolute excitement when you hear "story written AND narrated by Clancy Pasta"!!!! These are always my favorite stories. 💛💛💛💛💛

[@troysimon9933]

How about.."I...WISH...that..I..had NOT retrieved the "first" box, from the end of the driveway, BECAUSE..i had been distracted, by my cell-phone TEXT notification..from, one if my friends, that heard on T.V...the lottery numbers which I ALWAYS played..had WON."

[@Chronicler9]

dude I *seriously* want to be approached by a wish-granting entity. i know what i want and I don't see how it could immediately go wrong unless it simply is too much to be granted by that entity. I'm prepared for very steep negative side-effects down the road, but i'm willing to pay that price for what I want. That should balance it out, too - a steep price to pay later. So frickin' grant my wish!!

[@missmiagi2147]

Damn. Whoa! That is some shit. Well done! I enjoyed this...a lot 💙❤💜

[@anthonyarcanumsanctumregnu9551]

This should be good

[@maryknapp5360]

All I can say is there are only probably,maybe, only acouple times in your whole life you really put yourself in a place of truely utter devastation, with no way to change a decision, I know I was starting to imagine what he must be feeling facing his horrible mistake.And you can ALMOST get a taste .I know eternity is always forever and ever and I pray for mercy that my soul doesnt go to hell