(please help) I'm Trying to Get Girlfriends

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Zazef

Zazef

6 жыл бұрын

/ za to watch me finally leave my room and go back into the outside world.
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Пікірлер: 395
@Alexandra-fr1rz
@Alexandra-fr1rz 6 жыл бұрын
Still picking up girls even though you are demonetized. Not all heros wear capes 😩😩🔥🔥
@spbm8159
@spbm8159 6 жыл бұрын
Lemme taste
@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug7849
@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug7849 6 жыл бұрын
Try to talk to girls who are about your age
@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug7849
@uvuvwevwevweonyetenyevweug7849 6 жыл бұрын
existential crisis ty
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
i will destropy u in cod
@FoxyBoxery
@FoxyBoxery 6 жыл бұрын
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas Hallo bruda
@dariusthrowed
@dariusthrowed 6 жыл бұрын
Uvuvwevwevwe Onyetenyevwe Ugwemubwem Ossas are you the real
@AL.Keatone
@AL.Keatone 2 жыл бұрын
This comment didn’t age well
@melloyellow664
@melloyellow664 6 жыл бұрын
“So I can fap without getting interrupted”. He’s so casual lmao
@Mediamogule
@Mediamogule 6 жыл бұрын
I love this guy😂
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
yay ty ik im not the only 1 now XD
@rockhead03
@rockhead03 3 жыл бұрын
for me he's just annoying
@handle3903
@handle3903 6 жыл бұрын
Respects
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
where is the lamb sauce
@marcusdavis2246
@marcusdavis2246 6 жыл бұрын
KZbin.......really why????let him rock damn!!! You gonna get a girl man keep trying
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
do a msg to the ceo of yt nexty time...
@Ninjakage1234
@Ninjakage1234 6 жыл бұрын
Marcus Davis if he pays her per hour
@joffreyman5786
@joffreyman5786 4 жыл бұрын
They are jalous
@WaitingForStorm
@WaitingForStorm 6 жыл бұрын
this guy is actually a genius the types of videos he makes, thumbnails, and the way he earns his money here is just brilliant
@onetimeiateanindonesianguy6183
@onetimeiateanindonesianguy6183 4 жыл бұрын
It's too bad he got arrested. Can't catch a break he's like me
@mrjhon8470
@mrjhon8470 2 жыл бұрын
@@onetimeiateanindonesianguy6183 you got jail for eating a guy?
@mrjhon8470
@mrjhon8470 2 жыл бұрын
@@onetimeiateanindonesianguy6183 it’s the rumours right now sir
@ruskijest5642
@ruskijest5642 6 жыл бұрын
i can be ur girl
@Viktor007
@Viktor007 6 жыл бұрын
Yes.
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
im am joking btw
@FoxyBoxery
@FoxyBoxery 6 жыл бұрын
ruski jest? Lmaof
@81gtx6
@81gtx6 6 жыл бұрын
Why am i watching this
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
becuz zasef is our god
@llamabros9453
@llamabros9453 6 жыл бұрын
Idk if this whole channel is a joke or what
@solup7991
@solup7991 6 жыл бұрын
I literally typed the same thing
@jadety6102
@jadety6102 6 жыл бұрын
I’ve seen a video of him acting completely normal so I think he’s trolling
@solup7991
@solup7991 6 жыл бұрын
Mucky Timmy which one
@jadety6102
@jadety6102 6 жыл бұрын
kzbin.info/www/bejne/nHyUn6qlZ8uaa7s buddy bolden
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
wher is the lamb sauce
@strawkingluffy6268
@strawkingluffy6268 6 жыл бұрын
The Legend is Back
@conleeedits1124
@conleeedits1124 6 жыл бұрын
Dude I thought you had a video 10 months ago that said you had a "glo up" take the glasses off get contacts then you will have a glo up
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
racist
@wassupthen1633
@wassupthen1633 6 жыл бұрын
team weird what
@conleeedits1124
@conleeedits1124 6 жыл бұрын
team weird racist how lmao that's not racist lmao learn your definitions of words to use them correctly
@ctgdsatv7981
@ctgdsatv7981 6 жыл бұрын
It's because all the chocolate people keep telling the girls to not talk to you
@paulstenberg3915
@paulstenberg3915 6 жыл бұрын
You dont find girlfriend. Girlfriend finds you
@gammasmash1924
@gammasmash1924 6 жыл бұрын
Kid's definitely on the spectrum. I'm not sure if I should feel bad for enjoying these so much. We're certainly not laughing "with" him(unless he's secretly quite brilliant, which I suppose is a possibility.) I mean, I've got a screwed up sense of humor so, that's my excuse.
@user-th9jn3uv2z
@user-th9jn3uv2z 6 жыл бұрын
I feel you the struggle is real, I also need a girl
@plangiQQ
@plangiQQ 6 жыл бұрын
How to get a girlfriend: 1. Take care of yourself (shower daily, take care of you hair, beard, etc) 2. Learn how to dress well 3. Don't be a creep (be normal) 4. Go to gym 5. Ripp off thouse posters of your wall 6. Game less and find some other hobbies to meet people 7. Buy a car If you do all that you can find a pretty hot girl. But if you want just any kind of girl i think doing just 1 2 3 is enough
@gilshapiro3936
@gilshapiro3936 6 жыл бұрын
I am back and looking for a guilfriend
@marcusdavis2246
@marcusdavis2246 6 жыл бұрын
Gil Shapiro not funny bro
@gilshapiro3936
@gilshapiro3936 6 жыл бұрын
Marcus Davis no one is asking u to laugh bro "stay lit"
@matthew_schwartz6001
@matthew_schwartz6001 6 жыл бұрын
it is funny
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
be gay with the gods zasef
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
i am joking btw
@acidraininc.7920
@acidraininc.7920 6 жыл бұрын
Its so intresting to see a youtuber dedicated to getting a gf
@bravefrontieraneil242
@bravefrontieraneil242 6 жыл бұрын
I'm here to help you man! I can't support you financially but I'll be watching your videos!
@woodsworthYT
@woodsworthYT 6 жыл бұрын
I already knew that
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
where is the lamb sauce
@ghostysilhouette5501
@ghostysilhouette5501 6 жыл бұрын
Haven’t subbed until now but I remember watching your vids sooo long ago keep doin what yo doin man!
@Tj-uu1ww
@Tj-uu1ww 6 жыл бұрын
You can't get a girlfriend without a bape jacket
@momiyazahmed2316
@momiyazahmed2316 6 жыл бұрын
Chilliad Gaming don’t make him waste his money
@JeffersonSteelflexx
@JeffersonSteelflexx 6 жыл бұрын
Super fax
@blobflop6703
@blobflop6703 6 жыл бұрын
And some yeezus
@thatguy7181
@thatguy7181 6 жыл бұрын
Love dramatic music sounds like the end of hunger games
@mrbinCS
@mrbinCS 6 жыл бұрын
Play fortnite
@Methintic
@Methintic 6 жыл бұрын
Snap Gta 5*
@Henry115
@Henry115 6 жыл бұрын
He played it once
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
due where is the lamb sauce dude ur a weird x box gamere ur name is snap69 lol illl rek u in cod and pvp in minrecraft lol lolo9lololololololollol i bet u noob at nlambsauce ill polay fortniite just let me get a 5 year old to tell mem how to play nlittle kid lol omg i wikllll destroy u8 in sonic forces
@LongEaredFox_
@LongEaredFox_ 6 жыл бұрын
This video is even better because it has the other promise from kh2 in the background
@pary8245
@pary8245 6 жыл бұрын
What video is that at 2:55 in the corner?
@BIGBalb
@BIGBalb 6 жыл бұрын
Tips : 1.Oke first of all try to be more attractive. Wear good clothes with combination and get a nice handsome haircut. 2.waring: WITH PICKUP LINES U WONT GET A GIRLFRIEND !... Lets say that ur in school or college, if u see a girl that u like, try to make eye contact with her and help her in certain situations. 2. U need to follow ur talent... No talent, no girls... 3. When u laugh in front of a girl, dont laugh to much like HAAAHAHHAHA.... Nonono just a little hehe... 4. They are alot more tips my friend, but i suggests to stay as much as u can with the ones that have a girlfriend and u see them chatting... I hope you get better...
@Lucksterino
@Lucksterino 6 жыл бұрын
"Have you seen my watch? I kinda lost time when I saw you"
@Koospa
@Koospa 6 жыл бұрын
You're already working on that body, improve your style too and you'll be one step closer (at least that's what I hope, fighting the good fight too)
@spideynort9992
@spideynort9992 6 жыл бұрын
Is there kingdom hearts music playing in the background what a legend
@draganescuconstantin2380
@draganescuconstantin2380 6 жыл бұрын
i genuinely feel bad for this guy, he shouldnt be demonetised
@Opalmiller19
@Opalmiller19 6 жыл бұрын
3:45 When the inspirational music came on About him following his dreams.
@zarahc.7382
@zarahc.7382 6 жыл бұрын
I just randomly stumbled upon your channel. Gotta admit I'm confused asf but shitttt I gotta stick around and see if you get yourself a gf. Went from a hug to a vr chick, it's time for the real deal 👏🏼
@sarge2335
@sarge2335 6 жыл бұрын
Dude your doing way better then how I am when it comes to girls
@adamjuarez240
@adamjuarez240 6 жыл бұрын
Dead Ass Nice Kingdom Hearts Sound Track. My Favorite Game Series Ever
@Luketho132
@Luketho132 6 жыл бұрын
My new fav yt channel
@check5sostrinity754
@check5sostrinity754 6 жыл бұрын
Me after being single for a year and getting tired af of it lmaooooo
@WhyNotViral
@WhyNotViral 6 жыл бұрын
Say "do you happen to carry a map with you?" if they say no why?, say "i'm lost in your eyes"
@kyliesalinas7217
@kyliesalinas7217 6 жыл бұрын
Me I am here
@fear811
@fear811 6 жыл бұрын
Love the kingdom hearts music in the background lol
@trey5743
@trey5743 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t use pick up lines. If you want a girl who actually likes you, be yourself bro. Don’t be nervous
@sinnabum
@sinnabum 6 жыл бұрын
those are some rad glasses
@ilsaflynn7115
@ilsaflynn7115 6 жыл бұрын
GET THIS BOI OUT OF HIS MOM'S BASEMENT!!!
@yem8386
@yem8386 6 жыл бұрын
“kingman hearts”
@huseyindagasan6470
@huseyindagasan6470 6 жыл бұрын
As a big fan this shit is legit drama and psychopathy at the same time.
@kpsmith4241
@kpsmith4241 6 жыл бұрын
ultimate troll.
@raymondbrooks2313
@raymondbrooks2313 6 жыл бұрын
Another typo?
@pestisoruldaur2281
@pestisoruldaur2281 6 жыл бұрын
1. Go get a nice modern haircut 2. Work on your outfits 3.subscribe to TMF ( TeachingMenFashion) and watch some of the videos Thats pretty much it, dont be too pushy or cringy
@Washake
@Washake 6 жыл бұрын
whyamistillalive haha damn straight
@pestisoruldaur2281
@pestisoruldaur2281 6 жыл бұрын
Washake also could've told him not to use the pick-up lines which he finds in the comment section, but I still want it to be funny haha
@FoxyBoxery
@FoxyBoxery 6 жыл бұрын
whyamistillalive haha Hes a troll
@ScareTheater
@ScareTheater 6 жыл бұрын
uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas He's not a troll. I've talked to him over Skype.
@aevtex1962
@aevtex1962 6 жыл бұрын
Hi Zazef, I suggest you to watch the youtuber 'based zeus'. But the most important one is being confident, just be yourself. Don't show that you are desperate in finding a girl, cause they want to feel that they are 'special'. Good luck, greets
@airbolt6496
@airbolt6496 6 жыл бұрын
The fucking legend returns
@Smokeybanjo
@Smokeybanjo 6 жыл бұрын
Get a job and get the girls at your job. Aske em to tak a coffee with you dude
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
where is the lamb sauce
@TheTruthFadeswithTime28
@TheTruthFadeswithTime28 6 жыл бұрын
What if there are no girls at his job? There are none at mine lol
@abdulelah5852
@abdulelah5852 6 жыл бұрын
You still alive!
@chasewatkins9657
@chasewatkins9657 6 жыл бұрын
Hey baby did you fall from heaven because I'm allergic to feathers *throws up* Yeah I got that from cyanide and happiness
@youtubepromos4329
@youtubepromos4329 6 жыл бұрын
The video recommended after this one is “34 year old virgin” 😂😂
@katie-rm4qe
@katie-rm4qe 6 жыл бұрын
Plural. Girlfriends
@project_sol1111
@project_sol1111 6 жыл бұрын
Goddamn he's still searching
@OnlyMotives24
@OnlyMotives24 6 жыл бұрын
YOU NEED TO EAT MORE MEAT AND WORK YOUR BICEPS
@tinypastelmia4059
@tinypastelmia4059 6 жыл бұрын
Bread Slasher true true true truue
@bluemagic3533
@bluemagic3533 6 жыл бұрын
Homie glowed up
@randomtori1878
@randomtori1878 6 жыл бұрын
I still still still cannot tell how serious he is. Is he even real?
@alexdownes1003
@alexdownes1003 6 жыл бұрын
Someone help this man
@SnowWhite-tc5vr
@SnowWhite-tc5vr 6 жыл бұрын
Gosh I love your videos
@megwhydoesitmatter
@megwhydoesitmatter 6 жыл бұрын
WE'RE ALL YOUR FREINDS FAM
@bubububs117
@bubububs117 6 жыл бұрын
try this. stop thinking about others/girls. delete your youtube and think about yourself, try being better. do meditation Alot of meditation open up all 7 chakra and feel peace . if u want a girl to love you, you have to love urself 💚
@jesuisheckinwow2414
@jesuisheckinwow2414 6 жыл бұрын
Where's the death audio
@abbeycochran9079
@abbeycochran9079 6 жыл бұрын
I can't tell if you are a troll, or you are serious 😂😂
@Dingo_JS19
@Dingo_JS19 6 жыл бұрын
Bro I honestly feel sorry 4 u don’t give up
@crooksten
@crooksten 2 жыл бұрын
Things like this are why I don't come on every app I'm in saying that I'm a girl to the first person I see
@anastasiaboyko7040
@anastasiaboyko7040 6 жыл бұрын
I'm pretty sure it's sattire
@redcarnival5520
@redcarnival5520 6 жыл бұрын
I... don’t even know .-.
@carollynyngster
@carollynyngster 6 жыл бұрын
just go up to lots of random girls and ask them out for hours until one of them says yes or online date someone :((
@wuzivic6113
@wuzivic6113 6 жыл бұрын
I want this guy to fight Dillion the hacker 😂
@thatcreepynerdinyourclass6745
@thatcreepynerdinyourclass6745 6 жыл бұрын
Idk he's quite funny, entertain lol you got a new sub boiii
@omarvandiver3647
@omarvandiver3647 6 жыл бұрын
look good feel good
@mycahpanes2323
@mycahpanes2323 6 жыл бұрын
did you fart bc you blew me away
@marcevans2320
@marcevans2320 6 жыл бұрын
Contact lenses and a decent haircut Is a good start.
@maxm7036
@maxm7036 6 жыл бұрын
I’m pretty sure that u already know
@memesensei3330
@memesensei3330 6 жыл бұрын
I'll be your boyfriend bro no homo
@ryrygilory
@ryrygilory 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry be happy
@danielb8097
@danielb8097 6 жыл бұрын
Is this real? If so I need to subscribe to see what happens.
@BrandyGray
@BrandyGray Жыл бұрын
This is really sad
@lovecamary7750
@lovecamary7750 6 жыл бұрын
im pretty sure i already knew this
@noahibarramartinez6351
@noahibarramartinez6351 6 жыл бұрын
Don’t worry G your boi Kermit The Frog will help G
@jessejones9693
@jessejones9693 5 жыл бұрын
Rip x
@GetEmGne444
@GetEmGne444 6 жыл бұрын
All Respect bro,Do you💯
@theinvertedpilgrimage8742
@theinvertedpilgrimage8742 6 жыл бұрын
Yes you fucking can, runscape is life
@laylahayes1552
@laylahayes1552 6 жыл бұрын
He glowed up kinda
@seyah6192
@seyah6192 6 жыл бұрын
Omg I just checked the patreon site and he has 0 patrons 😢😢 GO HELP
@londondorman8744
@londondorman8744 6 жыл бұрын
I got a girl
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
is it ur mom
@nexn9932
@nexn9932 6 жыл бұрын
London Dorman It's a Anime Body Pillow
@MrRichard2418
@MrRichard2418 6 жыл бұрын
Bigger troll than bg kumbi
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
lololololololololololololololololol lmao at u not ur comment omg jk
@bcxvie
@bcxvie 6 жыл бұрын
d a t e me
@alwaysjudging1512
@alwaysjudging1512 6 жыл бұрын
My guy you have a lot of work to do
@zacharyhiggins8149
@zacharyhiggins8149 6 жыл бұрын
This music makes me sad and how sad you are makes me sad I hope you get friends and a girlfriend who cares about you and for people to inspire you to get a job make money and buy a house hope it happens very soon
@zeldatag1237
@zeldatag1237 6 жыл бұрын
Buy a car. Find a road with turns where people rarely drive. Race a friend. Learn how to drift. Memorize the road and the best way to corner. Race more people. *Street racers don't need girlfriends.* *Unless you can get one, then get one.* Racers are real chick magnets.
@zacharyhiggins8149
@zacharyhiggins8149 6 жыл бұрын
Don't worry you will find a girl someone out here in this world has to like you go up talk to them pick up lines won't always work talk to some girls try to be there friend tell some jokes not to much tell like one or two then like 1 year later when your really close friends ask her out she sais no say can we atlease still be friends so at least you will have a. Friend
@megwhydoesitmatter
@megwhydoesitmatter 6 жыл бұрын
*i volunteer*
@holzbrew5731
@holzbrew5731 6 жыл бұрын
I'll be ur frienddddddd😂🤙
@elliotdzi9060
@elliotdzi9060 6 жыл бұрын
ill be ur preisrt
@Bruh1234moment
@Bruh1234moment 3 жыл бұрын
PLURAL?!?!?!!
@Sweetnuglyproductions
@Sweetnuglyproductions 6 жыл бұрын
Ik your pain man but I been single for years now no luck either but here’s two pick up lines that I made up and it works women think it sweet the first one i think I just died because All I see is an angel And the other pick up line is I just lost my wallet went to the lost and found to find it but instead I found something better i found you
@rogernunez6554
@rogernunez6554 6 жыл бұрын
This us me in 1997 aka 4 years old
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