Security Guard Wants to Fight

[@DookieStinks]

i think its been about 7 years and 5 and a half months since i hugged a girl

[@brometheus5183]

Soy Salsa I feel your pain

[@flufficornss]

I've never even held a girls hand besides my moms in my whole 17 years of living

[@flufficornss]

ay thats a hand I've hugged one before

[@YattaJJ97]

I've never even had a girlfriend since I've started school and never even held hands.

[@YattaJJ97]

I honestly like girls. I don't hate them because they're just brain dead lol. It's just they rather go out with the Justin Timberlake, More charming, less wise kinda guys. I always be so honest about a girl's appearance and they deny it. I guess i'm just too much of a nerd whose always a gentleman.

[@bonzo1975]

the "hi im pretty sure you already know this" always gets me 😂😂😂😂😂 someone make this man a meme already FUCK

[@narutouchiha5464]

10 dollars a month made this video possible

[@thewhitegirlslayer1]

we always know '' this ''

[@alyssa-sb4xt]

He looks like he’s in pain in the first part of the video I’m-

[@kingaspie]

Alyssa candelario yeah I just noticed that just now 🙁

[@upyourass520]

Bruh he’s special needs chill out you don’t have to point out his ticks like that just keep it to yourself and move on you don’t have to say whatever you think just bc it’ll get you clout it’s not even worth it

[@tamiryoshi9494]

@up your ass Your name makes a lot more sense after this post. Thank you for clarifying

[@zlarb]

Literally like the entire town hates this guy

[@JohnDoe-qg4ne]

not true. stop talking bullshit

[@SAGITTARlUS]

Well, sucks that the entire city hates you, you dumb fuck, fuck off with that shit loser.

[@zlarb]

ok i will

[@raccoon351]

Lol the girl @ 3:00

[@azenh]

Ŕ̵̵͟ad̨͢͠ ЯaϾϾooИ ik lol

[@oscargreene5061]

The thing is, you can litterally pause it anywhere and his face is iconic

[@lawrencegodin4830]

Top 10 anime glow ups

[@caliph7663]

top 10 anime revenges

[@mrpyromaniac675]

Looks like he made a video while on a hangover

[@madinatyl2671]

I WaS JusT wAlKiNG dOwn WaLmaRt

[@sinistr]

This is the type of youtube I’d watch

[@Jared_Grillo]

no shame of a no shamer

[@Larry89144]

Do you still reply in 2021

[@Jared_Grillo]

@@Larry89144 yes

[@nun6231]

Umm... where can I get those glasses??!?!??!?!?!!!???

[@nun6231]

Dymosuar fuck off John

[@nun6231]

Stop exposing my identity JOHNATHAN

[@legendarygamingchannel805]

Dymosuar really LMAOO no some of these accounts are real girls because I add them on social media LMAO

[@RRICHZOE]

Bruh Wats wrong with yall ?

[@RRICHZOE]

Dymosuar o Good fo u

[@tiyegreen147]

When i saw his I hugged a girl vid i genuinely thought this man was a king.... but after watching these vids all i can say is nvm.

[@sikrono7952]

Dude please upload more please!!!!!

[@mrsneshi6748]

This guy genuinely needs some help

[@upyourass520]

Chill out bro he’s special needs

[@johndo3713]

Hahaha ya stfu he did need help that’s why he is in jail now

[@azenh]

"Hi I'm pretty sure you already know this"

[@kingaspie]

what country do you live in

[@Pepperoni10125]

I love that there is a RuneScape link in every description

[@charcharep4100]

Where did he get those sick shades

[@gangshit5400]

Why you so cool

[@michaelscalese4656]

Damn straight he is

[@manuelhonorato7276]

Dude you're actually quite handsome i think if you try u can get some girls xd

[@RRICHZOE]

Manuel H. Gay 😑

[@hata6290]

Gucci X so?

[@RRICHZOE]

Amelia Walsh Who asked u 😑

[@mrsneshi6748]

I think not

[@martinconner2836]

wait what happened? thats crazy!

[@abucketoflaughs4063]

Next pick up line: “Want to go on a date with me to Burger King so you can have it your way?”

[@martinmook7293]

Lmao the little Spanish chick over his shoulder trying not to lose it when he's spazzing about the security guard.

[@maximiaarls7432]

2:10 that mans 🔥

[@htreeder2907]

Most underrated youtuber

[@Larry89144]

Do you still reply in 2021

[@rydarn]

It’s been a month. Im still waiting

[@IndefiniteIdea]

This guys the next Andy Kaufman

[@jonathanhernandez960]

the glasses are fucking.sick

[@bkostun3248]

STREAM

[@swagbert]

hey r u from new jersey

[@fox_5oh203]

Zazef going through those sad nigga hours

[@TheGdp]

😬😬😬 that was hard to watch

[@raccoon351]

Zazef is famous

[@edwardgamba2172]

Zazef is good looking

[@nicholaspolen3418]

Oh hey dad nice video

[@prophet_master]

im just trying to expose him for a video

[@Jay-Sutton]

I feel bad for him

[@Larry89144]

Do you still reply in 2021

[@KainobiN]

@@Larry89144Do you still reply in 2023

[@Larry89144]

@@KainobiN yessir, do you still reply in 8 hours???

[@KainobiN]

@@Larry89144 DO YOU STILL REPLY IN 2024!

[@skodystuffchromebook5766]

yo my dude try this one "i'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle"

[@tuckah8147]

nice glasses bud

[@iilej3749]

The Forgotten Piløt nice music taste bud

[@tuckah8147]

Iile J ikr :3

[@benfoss4626]

The Forgotten Piløt nice profile pic bud

[@tuckah8147]

Ben Foss hai fren

[@tuckah8147]

Ben Foss and ikr

[@daddingfordads3401]

ALRIGHT! SHOUTOUT?

[@jacobbrillhart4675]

Find that gaurd and bring boxing gloves

[@blueslime2316]

*I'm pretty sure you already know this*

[@nightmarekid5354]

You haft caylus and infinite 😂😂😂😅😅😅

[@lovely_billie819]

Hey dude do you want to be friends Zazeef

[@lamedead9601]

That razor scooter

[@BenjaminWater]

First but no.... one.... cares....

[@juanitovaz7498]

i care

[@naryek7020]

Ripe cornball 98365 why wouldn't this video be possible without that guy giving $10 a month lol it didn't cost him to make this video

[@Red-ml2sv]

Don't forget to shout your cousin out

[@drewski775]

Bruh you have a six pack...

[@balthazarman]

Zazef go to the KZbin account FarFromAverage there are some good tips on how to get girls.

[@xaos4862]

*I’M PRETTY SURE YOU ALREADY KNOW THIS*

[@zghmr6456]

i hug someone everyday

[@kerr-bradley6056]

Nethoreon Creature your mum right?

[@zghmr6456]

no

[@hmmm8749]

Nvm he into Jake Paul

[@killerqueenjazz8794]

*Damm he went to nerd too hot!*

[@blazerit420]

caramel dis you?

[@mccaeanderson9002]

Zazef cringe vs burger planet cringe.

[@slide387]

hatin' on a a playa!

[@hata6290]

Please uploads more!!! ❤️

[@followeroftheway1928]

Your com channel represents what KZbin use to be... Great😂

[@kagnetix6674]

Zazef are you of German decent. And Zazef you got to say this to a girl next time Man i'm I dying because i'm seeing a god.If you do this i might be generous and give 9 dollar per month.

[@LoneStarWomanInACajunWorld]

I remember him saying he is Russian in one of his Omegle videos.

[@kagnetix6674]

ScorpioChild makes sense by his long jawbone structure and his acent

[@upyourass520]

I think your cousin saw the video about you hugging her and calling her hot

[@everardosalvador6009]

just give it a like guys

[@briceidaalvarez4750]

Maybe you can work out

[@laaw8527]

Zazef if we lived in the same state we could make crazy videos

[@Larry89144]

Do you still reply in 2021?

[@JohnsLeak]

​@@Larry89144 don't like so

[@Larry89144]

@@JohnsLeak hi

[@maximiaarls7432]

the blue sweater 🔥

[@lindykerry8209]

Hol.

[@KainobiN]

Lol

[@mach6469]

zazef you’re a fucking god holy shit

[@aubrie3516]

Why do I feel bad 😂

[@toohell183]

What a glo up

[@mr.roachclip1792]

I think your Content is the shit keep it up

[@Fluffc]

I would hug you

[@jamiebenson6079]

you should try out for modeling, you have the looks for it.

[@ollie0520]

Poor dude

[@thepetar3676]

please leave us alone this guy is awkward as f***

[@yezir3286]

To get a girl bro u need to act cool not tough but like act normal grow some muscles eat more so u could atleast look like a normal person

[@hmmm8749]

Honestly he would be snatched up so quick if he was in Canada a lot of the guys here are too full of them selves. And all the girls in my school including me are kinda into nerdy guys who play video games.

[@junipercrossing9368]

I SUPPORT YOU

[@makeupbytereza1842]

Pls do a meet up

[@matthewdamsta8259]

This guy makes me laugh

[@SnakeO]

2:26 0.0

[@ALLCAPS]

You're just a troll! xD I love u

[@momiyazahmed2316]

my name jefff btw

[@MrStyle]

Watch mr.style you'll learn how to pick up girls

[@A-Vo5]

AAAH HES SKINNY AF

[@daveg2782]

That girl behind at the table 3:11 (smiling) is so gorgeous so nice.. maaan... That's the only reason why I kept watching this stupid video for 15 seconds..

[@l0x696]

Massles sooo good xD

[@nathanthegreat3750]

hey jeff

[@wesandersonnkedicigi2700]

Boi I think you have an awesome personality you can have a gf by talking to her

[@RRICHZOE]

Cool

[@toxcity9789]

Hi plz respond

[@vasilis_t4608]

Ok

[@cloroxbleachnosplash882]

I love you

[@jessicalara11]

😥

[@kerr-bradley6056]

This is awkward to watch

[@shaunabyrne5540]

I’ll Hug you and I’m a girl 😂😂

[@bomkpuih4469]

You should work on developing yourself and improving yourself. So you can become attractive to girl. And be confident.

[@finjackson7420]

how isn't he confident?

[@JohnDoe-qg4ne]

he is confident anyway LOL maybe TOO confident!

[@FinalMythology]

bom kpuih nah just continue what works, boomhauer your way to the one

[@rawrdario2469]

Boss

[@fezojack206]

Ur awesome