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The Dadbod Veteran

The Dadbod Veteran

Күн бұрын

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@taurusrising1927
@taurusrising1927 2 ай бұрын
As a member of the Women's Council, Texas Chapter, sent here by The Goddess of the Women's Council. Gentlemen of the Council, I would like to draw to your attention that if your loved one is shaking her head after you've thrown your wealth at her...That shaking head motion means "NO!" And could very well lead to her next action of a Kerosene/Wranglers response, a Bobbitt response, or your need for a lawyer, depending on the cause for the original hawk tuah. The shake of the head on any member of the Women's council no matter her maiden, mother or crone stage in life, means your attempts to correct your wrongdoings are not working.
@3ch1dna07
@3ch1dna07 2 ай бұрын
Here! Here!
@Opinions-d5p
@Opinions-d5p 2 ай бұрын
Bobbitt😂😂
@thedadbodveteran
@thedadbodveteran 2 ай бұрын
But in this case….these are offerings for the greatest of gifts that the woman hath bestowed upon the man….the great Hawk Tuah! Nay we do not ask for forgiveness, but rather shower her with gifts for her act of service….so be it that the Council stands behind this man in honoring her with these offerings!
@NehnBellanaris
@NehnBellanaris 2 ай бұрын
Personally, as a woman, I think its just more fun to sneak around and take that which I might need, without him ever knowing. My own father can testify to this. lol
@3ch1dna07
@3ch1dna07 2 ай бұрын
@@NehnBellanaris we move in the shadows!🖤🖤🖤🖤
@j.r.r.toking
@j.r.r.toking 2 ай бұрын
I must admit I can not comply with the aforementioned code. In my day, it was normal for a Hawk Tuah to be reciprocated with Yummy Yummy Nom Noms. This transaction left both parties fullfilled and ready for restful sleep.
@OriginalMomo
@OriginalMomo 2 ай бұрын
I most definitely recommend a commendation for this gentleman.
@SidewalkCitizenLA
@SidewalkCitizenLA 2 ай бұрын
My ex and I called it the Barking Seal because of the noises most girls make in "the movies" 😂
@stephenw6244
@stephenw6244 2 ай бұрын
Honored gentlemen of the council, i seek an amendment to this archaic rule. As the times have certainly changed so too mjst this rule. I propose that any woman who performs this reprehensable act, shall be imediately divorced and all her clothes and valuables be mailed via the slowest methid to her parents or nearest kin. I further stipulate all monetary solutions be banned forthewith. I know my brothers that we fail sometimes, BUT this treatment should no longer be tolerated between a joined couple. What say the council? Let us make a stand! And if it leads us to the halls of our fathers then we shall not have to deal with the woman anyway. What say the council?
@emeraldcoastarcher
@emeraldcoastarcher 2 ай бұрын
Seconded.
@timothyklemm8696
@timothyklemm8696 2 ай бұрын
I thrid the motion
@EvanEdwards
@EvanEdwards 2 ай бұрын
As a Nashvillian, I can tell you that she is a woo girl, and our city is thick with them. Like cicadas, they come in cycles and make an omnipresent high pitched noise, but unlike the insect form, they never quite go away. While I am a native, I have lived much of my life around this fine country, and there are many forms similar, mostly in college towns where similar liberal application of ethanol to the streets tends to attract them... or possibly transform some like a caterpillar becoming a butterfly. A very loud, besotted, but happy and ultimately harmless butterfly.
@samking6583
@samking6583 2 ай бұрын
"Hawk Tuah" translates to "Heres the divorce papers" !
@Mav_F
@Mav_F 2 ай бұрын
And I thought it was the sound people make when they are going for the best spit ever.
@reachandler3655
@reachandler3655 2 ай бұрын
I was wondering what the heck it was!
@Rodger_Phillips
@Rodger_Phillips 2 ай бұрын
as I had no idea what this was actually in reference to I took a moment to look it up and I must say this wound up being a clear case of "Be yourself, do what you will but never ever ever do it on camera"
@GummyBearWA
@GummyBearWA 2 ай бұрын
How sad. I got a few married buddies that I handle that situation for. I'm more than happy to provide said servive NSA, and they visit a lot. lol
@aliciahunter3281
@aliciahunter3281 2 ай бұрын
An example to be held for generations to come
@PeaceJourney...
@PeaceJourney... 2 ай бұрын
Honey, a hawk tuah and a sandwich daily will smooth over most minor flaws in a relationship.
@thedadbodveteran
@thedadbodveteran 2 ай бұрын
And many major!
@PeaceJourney...
@PeaceJourney... 2 ай бұрын
@@thedadbodveteran 😂
@TheMetallicfunk
@TheMetallicfunk 2 ай бұрын
I must hand over my man card because I refuse to give up the keys to my car everything else I'm good with.
@glennwoodard6127
@glennwoodard6127 2 ай бұрын
Second that.
@eman7892
@eman7892 2 ай бұрын
I'm 56, have lived in 3 countries, and have never heard this term... what does it mean?
@AppalachianPatriot
@AppalachianPatriot 2 ай бұрын
Search Hawk Tuah on that thang. It’s a Nashville girl.
@avislcuriel
@avislcuriel 2 ай бұрын
when somebody Hawks and spits on your....
@marchellekearney9336
@marchellekearney9336 2 ай бұрын
It means when someone spits in your face or on the ground close to you. If it's done that person is pretty much done with you. There are other meanings but this is correct in this case. Sorta like being the Ohio Stan toilet rizz.
@jonathanozment4523
@jonathanozment4523 2 ай бұрын
So is anyone going to actually answer the question...? Some of us use shared devices and aren't going to randomly search things without knowing what they are...
@eman7892
@eman7892 2 ай бұрын
@@marchellekearney9336 thank you. Was thinking along those lines.. I know it as "hock a lugie"
@Bruski68.
@Bruski68. 2 ай бұрын
She can have all of it, except the keys to my car, I'll hand in my man card before I hand over my car keys.
@celestel7237
@celestel7237 2 ай бұрын
Well that tears it, I am officially out of the loop. Please elaborate the meaning of "hawk tuah" for we the un-enlightened😢😅😊?! (I am a natural born female and never have heard said term)
@thedadbodveteran
@thedadbodveteran 2 ай бұрын
Look up Hawk Tuah girl nashville
@celestel7237
@celestel7237 2 ай бұрын
@@thedadbodveteran M'kay, thanks!😘
@CherylHutcheson78
@CherylHutcheson78 2 ай бұрын
The women's council accepts your offering in trade!
@glennwoodard6127
@glennwoodard6127 2 ай бұрын
As a member of the SC gentlemen council.. What did you screw up that anyways? We loved em thick we try to keep. Tf did you do? 😮😂
@wolco003
@wolco003 2 ай бұрын
Well had to look that one up.
@bluesenoj3206
@bluesenoj3206 2 ай бұрын
Is the related to the Gawk Gawk 3000?
@user-kl7ny9bw2t
@user-kl7ny9bw2t 2 ай бұрын
I second the motion
@tiffycurtis1844
@tiffycurtis1844 11 күн бұрын
....... in all things holy my ex of 9 years got hawk Tua like a regular meal schedule... I myself maybe on my birthday if I was so lucky .... the scales were very off balance. Most of the time their was a fight after and no cuddles or even a good job babe. I know for a fact I could suck start a steam engine so ya I resigned all of the adult things and at the very most chase myself around an play hard to get...pitiful
@kanibist8330
@kanibist8330 2 ай бұрын
Unfortunately if you actually listen to the song, the woman is NOT offered ANY those things. Other people are offered that for not taking the girl. Signed, Boomer
@waukonstandard
@waukonstandard 2 ай бұрын
I missed the Hawk Tui... Where was that? And what is it?
@TheMamaravyn
@TheMamaravyn 2 ай бұрын
What is a hawk tuah?
@TheManCone
@TheManCone 2 ай бұрын
What the F is a hockey tooie...is it a Canadian Rat?
@sebulller
@sebulller 2 ай бұрын
This council member will vote for nay on this matter entirely that it is very silly thing to do so. Therefore i vouch for before divorce proceedings you take on a few car debts and such. Than you will gift her the car ofc with the loan. The house too do not pay that off entirely. Than she can be in debt and you can herby be free. Enjoy. Also take the kids too... cause its funny. This is proposal from this council member must be heard insted of that hawk Tuah. Since this is far more reliable way to break people. Ofc you have to understand that this council member aka me. Is having a blast with evil and wrong doings.
@avislcuriel
@avislcuriel 2 ай бұрын
😂❤😂
@stevelambert6404
@stevelambert6404 2 ай бұрын
😂😂😂
@JoeXTheXJuggalo1
@JoeXTheXJuggalo1 2 ай бұрын
Ah yes another one of those instadumb or tick tock trending fads that pop on the internet like its something new but its been around since before out time. Now it has gone creazy and is getting its 5 seconds of fame.
@PaulC001
@PaulC001 2 ай бұрын
i take no BS from a woman.
@TraciSoloGrayWitch
@TraciSoloGrayWitch 2 ай бұрын
Does no one actually listen to full statements any more. The man in the song stated those things to God to save his significant other when she was passing away. I guess so many would never understand that unless they themselves have come close in losing someone they love and need in there life. I'm just shocked at how dumb people are becoming.
@3ch1dna07
@3ch1dna07 2 ай бұрын
It's a joke.
@mirzamay
@mirzamay 2 ай бұрын
The song and the video are two different scenarios, hence the different interpretations.
@TraciSoloGrayWitch
@TraciSoloGrayWitch 2 ай бұрын
@@3ch1dna07 and I am not joking. I also know most of this stuff is ment to make us laugh. But what is so sad is that some people are really that stupid.
@3ch1dna07
@3ch1dna07 2 ай бұрын
@@TraciSoloGrayWitch I get that everyone has had it hard, but life is what you make of it and if only look for serious then that is what you find. It's not the same for comedy. Not everything can be funny. This was just meant to be funny and nothing else. No need to borrow trouble. We all got plenty already.
@robertharley298
@robertharley298 2 ай бұрын
@@TraciSoloGrayWitch Right song wrong lyrics. The lyrics in this video is when they are being held up. 'a stranger came and pulled a gun, grabed the girl by her arm, said do what I tell you to and there wont be any harm.' I"m not quoting it but I think I am kind of close. The verse you are talking about , when the girl is dying is after that. "Johnny hit his knees and there he prayed. Take the very breath you gave me. Take the heart from my chest. I'll gladly take her place if you let me.'
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