Plenty More Fish in the Sea

A funny song about heart-break, "Plenty More Fish in the Sea" (a.k.a. "Romeo & The Hybrid Lady") was created by Sam Baron & Jack Miller with Chuk Ikeh, Salvatore St Croix, Moses Kim & Alice Seabright. It won Best Film, Best Soundtrack and the Steve Hancock Award at the UCL Film & Television Awards 2009. Visit illimms.com to download the mp3 and see our other comedy videos, and email [e-mail] for more info. The lyrics are below:
Come sit sit, let's talk for a minute
I thought I had a girl, but her heart's not innit
5'5" tall and 24 wide
I thought this girl was gonna be my double D bride
with a great mind, and a booty that I would grind
Said she'd love me long-time, but life is unkind
Get home and I find her fine behind
Packing up her shit, shorty's moving outta mine
So that's me, and she's a heart-break factory
Production running smoothly, look at how she used me
Need someone to sooth me
Listen to me!
There's plenty more fish in the sea
How bout a yellow-tailed snapper
Pike or barracuda
Cod carp sunfish salmon
Trout puffer grupa
A cat fish,
a white fish
White bait or a tuna
Add a bit of bass!
Freshwater
Killer whale whale whale-shark bull-shark
Marlon haddock sardines kipper koi carp
So many fish...
But I don't like fish....
I prefer women, to fish
On my sexual dish, I'd pick a woman if I had one wish
Cos fish, they taste delicious, but they're covered in scales
And in bed, you feel enormous cos they're tiny as hell
But that's a good thing! Don't you wanna feel buff ting?
Switching down the lighting, start de-scaling
Disgusting - NO! Brother, open your eyes
A naked fish is flipping sexy, irrespective of size
It's convincing - now you gone and got me dreaming
I'd love to love a lobster, screaming like she's steaming
WOAH! Now that's a violation
Nobody in the nation's 'a tap a crustation
But I don't get it, what you saying to me?
There's plenty more FISH in the sea!
We talking yellow-tailed snapper
Pike or barracuda
Cod carp sunfish salmon
Trout puffer grupa
A cat fish,
a white fish
White bait or a tuna
Add a bit of bass!
Freshwater
Killer whale whale whale-shark bull-shark
Marlon haddock sardines kipper koi carp
So many fish...
And I think I like fish....
Boys - Come come, gather round
It's time to make a compromise, found between ground
And sea - lives a hybrid lady
Surf-n-turf totty gone drive you crazy
Describe it to me!
Cos we don't understand!
She's a mighty fine fish but she swims with her hands
She's a mixed-race woman, half-girl half-fish
Making love in the ocean, On the move, Swish Swish
She sounds like the ideal woman for me
And me!
SO FORGET THE OTHER FISH IN THE SEA.

[@kevinkahomusic]

Moses your intro at the beginning of the video brough a whole new dimension to it lol! :) Sam great stuff this is really cool ~ I actually called Moses from Hong Kong as soon as I saw this. I really liked the bit at the aquarium too!

[@IeatBirds]

I remember listening to this when it came out... it’s still a great song after a breakup lol

[@yevongod]

Very good. Nice to see you're still producing. congratulations on the awards, you all deserve it. Keep up the good work.

[@Berikoful]

OMG flipping brilliant guys, well done!!! i think my favorite bit is Moses dancing in the fish market, fabbbb:DD

[@semourbutts]

yay! miss this stuff. almost didn't realise it was sam underneath the 5 o'clock shadow haha...congrats on the award!

[@wehavemagnums]

Baron is back! Awesome.

[@stockorders]

Funny Jack. Keep up the good work !!! Good luck with the gig too. Jamie

[@jamesrdolan]

Simply awesome. Loving it! xD

[@kotofish]

brilliant!!!

[@emoemu4]

Congrats on the awards, guys! Nice to see you doing some more videos, I was gagging for them; are you going to be doing music more than skits (i'm partial to the skits)? p.s. Digging the beard, Sam.

[@Pixelkip]

Sick dude make more

[@MSJDesign]

nice work guys

[@thalialialia]

aw :) i love you sam, plus you look really good with your beard haha this was really clever, i liked it whatever happened to raph though?

[@emoemu4]

It's nice to be a familiar face! Won't be going anywhere soon. p.s. ;)

[@firetFuckTheSystem]

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