"Plenty of fish in the sea" 🙄

[@thirdwheel1985au]

Pfft. I have a body pillow. All of the snuggles, none of the struggles.

[@moniquem783]

Forgetting to take the bin out Remembering at 3am that you forgot to take the bin out Thinking meh and going back to sleep because you generate so little rubbish that the bin is only ever 1/4 full anyway.

[@jonquilcat7945]

Omg yes!

[@carolynwilliams9310]

So much yes!!

[@moniquem783]

@@carolynwilliams9310 I moved to the country recently. Bin collection is a private service. I get them collected once a month. The 2 days before they go out, I’m hunting around looking for things I can get rid of so I can fill it up lol.

[@sunseeker4775]

After 3 husbands, 5 children & 11 g/children, I'm single and finally, at 63, I got my own room! And everything stays where I put it. Yea 👍

[@janebaker4912]

3 husbands. Dam. How

[@SecretSquirrrrel]

You go girl!

[@rosec6680]

@@janebaker4912 why not? At least she has lived. Nothing lasts forever.

[@Jawilly1]

I hear this , wonderful feeling !

[@nigelhickman2274]

Being told when you are young, by friends and family "don't worry it'll happen". Getting bored, whilst waiting for it to happen and thus developing your career Being told when you are older, by friends and family 'you sacrificed your chance for it to happen ... because of your career'. Giving up said career because you achieved your career goals ... only to find you that not only are you still single and bored, but old as well!

[@msdemeanour]

It's ok, all those smug friends will be divorced & miserable soon 😉

[@chchwoman9960]

@@msdemeanour Or miserable and not divorced

[@msdemeanour]

@@chchwoman9960 Facts 😁

[@trex2283]

@@msdemeanour Thanks, that comment made me feel better 😁

[@trex2283]

@@msdemeanour Thanks, that comment made me feel better😄

[@frankiesullivan6015]

I was very sad to read that your young nephew has passed away, condolences to you and your family Jimmy. 😞

[@katesampleseverything]

But my dog really does understand me better than any human I've met! And why the bloody hell am I everyone's relationship therapist?

[@gegemec]

Cos we single folk are the only one's who make the time to listen, hehe (just back from a coffee giving advice to a friend on her new relationship ... hahaha)

[@mark-ni5fv]

Hi, I like you because you sound like me. 😄 That old saying comes to mind ( if dog's could talk we wouldn't need people)

[@SABLE_SYMBIOTICS]

No your dog thinks your nuts two

[@Nessyk01]

Because they know you are wise … because your single ! 😆

[@alexhart6070]

Nailed it I finding turning off ph helps

[@jeszao6711]

Such a vibe. I can go where ever I want whenever I want. Money and independence are huge bonuses. Plus no responsibilities.

[@Lingggg52]

And this is how I ended up with a cat that speaks to me 😂

[@kippen64]

A queen bed all to yourself is a major bonus of being single.

[@stacey4758]

Until the dog gets in it...

[@kippen64]

@@stacey4758 Or the cats.

[@becsterbrisbane6275]

Hell yeah!

[@EgoPlacebo]

I've got a King bed all to mysel! lol.. Want to downgrade actually, but new bed and mattress is too damn expensive

[@RadicalValkyrie]

THE. BEST.

[@maureenackerley8024]

Who needs a relationship when there are cats and dogs to love and love you back unconditionally? Plus animals are so more intelligent. 😍

[@bringbackinsidejob]

I'm single and literally just made nachos... In amongst everything, I feel so called out 😅

[@melissabarrett9750]

Being single is the best time to enjoy nachos, you can make them to your taste and nobody complains or tries to help themselves to any.

[@kierasthoughts2480]

I ate nachos the other night. 😂

[@out_thereannie7483]

Fantastic, Jimmy. Honestly, having a queen bed to yourself with the electric blanket on one side is so good!

[@LustStarrr]

I'm single with 6 pet pigeons, & I feel seen. 😂

[@karinalucker4173]

😂

[@ttr50nicola]

I love pigeons! I have a snake hehe

[@princessparrots]

2 snakes, 5 lizards, 17 birds(6 tame), a fish, a guinea pig, a dog and a cat😂. Unfortunately that’s all I can get atm😞... would love some more snakes😆

[@francinejones2524]

LMAO!

[@kerricraft]

Haha. Love it! Definitely true: money, electric blanket, wine, Netflix, shelling out for everyone else’s gifts. 💜

[@maureenbyrne8951]

Thanks Jimmy. The cats do understand me better than any ex! Loved this XOXO

[@melissabarrett9750]

Cats truly are amazing. 😘😺

[@astraeetje5048]

Hahaha after years and years of this & a couple of relationships that didn't work out. I found out that I'm ACE. You can't imagine the relief that has given me. Me my dog and the garlic bread! Match made in heaven 🤣❤️ Greetings from the Netherlands 🇳🇱

[@jonquilcat7945]

Heck yes, sounds like a good life 😊 and you don't have to share the garlic bread haha

[@grim_dave]

Why yes, my cat catching a rat and watching him devour it really was the highlight of my week. He's a good boy.

[@thepochade5992]

...but I actually do enjoy my own company 😊

[@kristenbenser2168]

The advert after this video was actually for a dating app. 😂😂😂

[@moonwalkerangel7008]

Single here. The “when are you going to find someone” and most of the comments are relatable. As well as I am happy being single although sometimes I wish I wasn’t vibe.

[@becsterbrisbane6275]

Yep. But when you hit 30 there's a period of 'maybe she's gay' going round the family, until you hit around 40 then nobody questions you anymore. I feel a bit sad (??) about that.

[@kathowed]

This is turning into a brilliant documentary series!

[@becsterbrisbane6275]

Yeah, I had cake for dinner because I'm single and I can and.....you're not the boss of me! Also Jimmy, you forgot one pivotal thing. The 2 words every single single dreads- Single. Supplement.

[@KirstyMcCulloch]

Always sooooo entertaining and funny. Thanks Jimmy for lighting life up. 🥰🤣

[@JonathonWoodgate]

After a long, hectic and mildly traumatising day of house cleaning and tradies, this video comes as a satisfyingly welcome relief!

[@jameswalker68]

The new shop is a bit swish Jimmy. Love it!! 😃

[@FionaEm]

Wait till you're single in your 50s, and you won't give a crap about any of that stuff 😂

[@chchwoman9960]

Exactly. Then you wonder why you ever did worry

[@SecretSquirrrrel]

Lol so true!

[@Anna-sh6pt]

AAAAAAAARRRGGGHHHHH GET OUT OF MY BRAIN JIMMY!!!!! That was just way too on point. Ooft. A laugh and a punch in the gut every second 💀💀

[@killa46464]

Feeling for someone behind the curtain 🤣😂… ok I’ve never done that exactly , but learning to not be spooked takes some practise 👍😆

[@lyght01]

Thank you for reminding me that being recently single is actually good thing

[@SecretSquirrrrel]

Being single is so peaceful.

[@rose2dimples]

I love being single, I have my own place, my own money and I do what I want. My married friends envy my life lol I can play golf all day and no one cares !!

[@MrsGisawesome]

classic!! Love the new set Jimmy - it kind of looks like an early set from Home and Away - but in a good, warm fuzzy nostalgic way

[@insulaarachnid]

"Like a serial killer"🤣. Jimmy do engaged people!

[@em945]

You are one funny Bloke! Thank you! Ps. I think you forgot the " no one else to blame for the.........." (hair in the sink, mess in the kitchen, etc)

[@ambergriggs1519]

As a single woman I couldn’t agree with any of this more!!! Sadly a lot of my money goes on rent (thanks Sydney) but I do live in a two bedroom on the north shore by myself so I can’t really complain lol

[@msdemeanour]

Rent is SO over priced in Sydney

[@balung]

North Shore, really? You still single?

[@ambergriggs1519]

@@msdemeanour I know, it’s crazy! Can’t even buy a house for 3 million these days.

[@ambergriggs1519]

@@balung lol yes I’m still single

[@balung]

@@ambergriggs1519 Awesome, so am I.

[@baddest_xo]

Good to see you again Jimmy. So sorry for your loss 🤍

[@hiddennerd812]

Sets got an upgrade. I like it

[@grandmasmagic3858]

oh the electric blanket...chuckle..so true Jimmy...not to mention doing all those positions in my (double, because honestly I don't need anything bigger) bed, meanwhile trying to change those positions working around the dog sleeping on/in my bed...

[@kingskele77]

Hey man, heard about your nephew. Really sorry for your loss, hope you feel better

[@A·c·h·i·l·l·l·e·s·Last·Stand]

Omg its so true when he said the single person will randomly invite people to dinner at 5.30pm only for the friend with kids to reply with "already eaten". Thats SOOO me with me sister.

[@chookyoung]

Great now I have to double check the doors are locked. 🙄😂

[@csr3282]

HaHa, I didnt know I wanted or needed an electric blanket, until now. Also, being told you cant have a golden retreiver while married for nearly thirty years, single for seven years, I get what ever dog I want, cook hot curries, wear what I want, talk to my sister loudly on the phone for three hours while having sparkling wine, and now have the TV clicker ( sorry, remote).

[@glenysserslev2550]

Noticing that anyone you'd like to date is already partnered...

[@heathercraig8902]

or bats for the wrong team

[@just_passing_through]

Single, and definitely not looking, so only some of this applies to me. 🤣🤣🤣 The pros seriously outweigh the cons.

[@taravenn3474]

😆🤣😂Got the snake - at last, but he escaped 🐍& caused havoc in the neighbourhood - bugger, that didn't help my dating options! 😆Though snakes are v misunderstood...

[@mustluvseinfeld4444]

Love it! 💋 I was only thinking today: we must be due for a “Jimmy”! Love the updated set too 😻👏🌟

[@OrdinaryGirl198]

Love your work! You forgot never getting a seat in a busy cafe/restaurant 'cause you can't clone yourself and grab a table AND be in the queue..

[@shellyylovesGod]

Haha relate to this sooo much!

[@fionadavey6859]

Love it! Going to see what cereal I’m going to have for dinner tonight!!! Where did you do this POV Jimmy?? 😂😂😂 Thanks Jimmy! 🍸🍸🍸👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻⭐️⭐️⭐️

[@gegemec]

Oh, who's stalking Jimmy ?

[@fionadavey6859]

@@gegemec whatever!

[@comealongcomealong4480]

@Fiona Davey Did you see Jimmy's video a few months back where he gave us a guided tour of his new studio/filming space? He was SO happy and proud! Had lots of lighting gear and camera stands - but also a meeting space with lounge & tearoom facilities. There was a pegboard for all his wardrobe - hats, caps, scarves & sunnies. From memory it was a proper commercial space, so he could separate work and home. But I could be wrong about that. In fact, maybe I just imagined the whole thing 😅

[@fionadavey6859]

@@comealongcomealong4480 yes i saw that video, it was really cool 😎

[@tompaltridge3303]

You are one of my favourite KZbinrs, you videos are the best!

[@RadicalValkyrie]

Hey fellow singles, just knock the jar lids on the side of the counter bench a few times, and then you can open them. 😅 I haven't had a Christmas or B'day present for like five years. I just get my own now. 😭

[@sunsetbeach96]

Using up all the hot water in the shower🚿 🥂😁😁😁 you betcha.

[@francinejones2524]

I had a King bed all to myself 😊

[@vivienneziegel9859]

You forgot spooning your dog 🐕 lol

[@ThePocketFox]

I'd like to add, "Getting worn out trying to change the fitted sheet on your queen size bed, so you get rid of it and buy a single bed...."

[@mathewchristensen3732]

Loving the new set Jimmy 👍

[@speculativeear]

Getting an ad from Bumble mid video *BEEP*

[@deborahdougherty3208]

You Are So Funny! Crack me up every time and I always LOL!

[@paulorocky]

Friends telling you they’ll introduce you to someone, and it not happening

[@melissabarrett9750]

Or... Being introduced to someone by a friend or family member and wondering what they were thinking and wishing they hadn't introduced you to the halibut from hell.

[@Kwozie]

This is so true 🤣🤣🤣 those jars for starters, and it goes on. Thx for the laugh Jimmy 🤣🤣 PS at least we can do anything we like 💙

[@comealongcomealong4480]

@Bobbie Collins If you've ever met women from the WW2 generation - who "just had to get on with it", while their menfolk were overseas for years at a time - then you may know the jar trick. Some firm thumps of the edge of the cap on a hard surface (like a chopping board) "breaks the seal", and allows you to more easily twist off the lid. The balancing act is to bang the edge of the lid quickly, with sufficient force - but not so much that you break the glass jar. Wishing you success!!

[@Kwozie]

@@comealongcomealong4480 thx, yes I know, I also have one of those triangle lid openers that belong to my grandparents. I’m actually from a generation where all those tips come from. But in todays world the companies need to be more aware of the elderly’s grip. When they put plastic around a tight lid that a knife won’t even cut off. Anyways thanks again. 😁😁

[@comealongcomealong4480]

@@Kwozie Would you recommend those lid-opener devices? I could probably do with one! And a resounding "Yes" to your remarks about packaging that noone can open, especially those with less strength in their hands. I've been reduced to tears of frustration by some products. At times I message the manufacturer. Tell them I like their product - but won't repurchase because it's too difficult to break in to!!

[@brianedwards7142]

What's the male equivalent of a crazy cat lady? I have a dog too. And 4 rabbits. And 3 chooks. And a budgie.

[@della7]

Your married friends live vicariously through you! Yup!

[@cassandraknight8804]

Oh the frustration at my weak wrists and the jars I can’t open.

[@immortalazure]

The fish in the profile pics, I wish this wasn't true. Love the new ice cream parlour decor.

[@dat581]

Copious amounts of PANADOL!!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously Jimmy I can't take that add seriously! I just wait for Jason, Jason, Jason or BEERS BEERS BEERS!

[@michelleobrien6996]

I'm single and my friends rarely/never try to set me up 😕 what does that say about Me?! 😦

[@thundercrrp9931]

It says that you chose good friends

[@nambourwesleyan]

Gold as always

[@bree.bonnie]

And I can go to sleep tonight feeling content in my single life 😁

[@Mellyouttaphase]

Except single people now can only afford to live in share houses so it’s more like cramming your stuff onto one shelf of the fridge and having a dog is a pipe dream.

[@1000teresa4ever]

Owning a worn-out body pillow...beep

[@iibnf]

Welp, I feel seen. Me and my ginormous fridge stuffed full of crap.

[@princessparrots]

When you buy an ingredient you need or something you feel like eating at the time but you only need a tiny bit or eat one serving then you never use the rest. That’s how I end up with a fridge full of random, out of date stuff😂

[@iibnf]

@@princessparrots absolutely - remnants of snacks past. I wanted some Korean radish to make a little fried veggie rice, but the only white radish I could find is the size of an overweight dachshund. I want to feed one person, not one restaurant full of people! Anyway, want some radish?

[@princessparrots]

@@iibnf no thanks😂

[@venividivici1982]

I don't remember last time i was single, but thanks for refreshing that memory 🤣🤣🙈🙈

[@user-tt5xj5ib1e]

Thanks for outlining why being single is so amazing :) 🤔😜🤣

[@rubypierce2597]

The electric blanket one 🤣😂

[@Flessy89]

The constant money being spent of other people's relationships is actually such a drain! But the half on electric bed definitely helps

[@bethcochrane2294]

Why do I laugh so hard when you say "Sounds like a serial killer", I mean seriously Jimmy that's concerning that I laugh at that!

[@squalloogal]

Woohoo! I was literally checking your page to see if I’d missed any videos. And look! Here’s a new one ☝️

[@peggyaeschlimann4180]

The couch and being the DD - always!

[@dertriejeej4840]

Hilarious.. thanks Jimmy 😂😂

[@ricklau1383]

OOooOoooooooo.... married...... LOL can't wait!

[@Roguecraft.1824]

I'm single right now and I'm not over 18 Also love your pov Mr giggles

[@fionnawheatley9095]

Really sorry about your nephew.

[@juliepoppy1021]

Never having to share! Yipee!

[@larag1764]

Brilliant ! So true !

[@Suemack24]

No return presents 🎁 lol 😆 so many truisms

[@heathertruskinger6214]

Well I know my dog understands me ! 🤣

[@EgoPlacebo]

Lol as a single parent this was about 30% right

[@aitchvee]

my cat spoons me.. 😆😻

[@slteymant]

Plenty of fish in the sea. That was hilarious and i like fishing

[@jessling4388]

Lol, love it! Keep them coming Jimmy!! Also, May I suggest nightshift workers for a future video?

[@msdemeanour]

Getting sick of looking at identical looking dudes online. After a certain age, all bald & beer bellied 🤢 Gay men are much better looking

[@somerandom7215]

Lmao.

[@aircastles1013]

The spider thing…..😱 sooooo true!

[@ulrikitiki]

Dont kill the spiders

[@mands7773]

I feel attacked 😂🫠🫠🫠 so funny

[@Kated1987]

This is so accurate! 😂

[@Amanda-uc5jq]

I laughed about the electric blanket, every night I turn it on on one side and I constantly swap from cool side to warm side all night 🤣 My dog understands everything I say and knows when to leave me alone (that’s when I kick him outside for a while) and when to cuddle me. ❤️ Tried asking my parents year ago to give me the money they would have spent on my wedding because my brother and sister had both been married. Still thinking about marrying myself just to get some pressies back 😜

[@sammym2426]

My cat is screaming at me because I won't give him any nachos.

[@the100thpotato2]

thanks Jimmy!!

[@madisonm1811]

My gosh this is relatable 😂

[@vickiy.forsyth6497]

My dogs do understand me better than humans.

[@comealongcomealong4480]

@Vicki Y. Forsyth Dogs can also detect your body aromas, from different situations. My cousin moved house today, was really challenged by the whole ghastly process. Her 16yo border terrier is deaf, and nearly blind. Yet she was behaving differently, like she knew something was up. My guess is her dog could smell higher levels of stress hormones - and perhaps the extra ciggies.