Day In The Life Of A Real FORTUNE 500 CEO

[@merryxmoose5496]

love how he consistently pronounces backwood's as blackwood's. True dedication to the craft of being a G.

[@Deppie_____]

Not when he ordered em

[@843jack1]

A real G calls them Blackwood's

[@someweeb3650]

ong the way he stutters when he's asking for them coz he's trying to say it correctly, 10/10 acting.

[@GreyOatmeal]

He lettin em know he on that BLACKWOOD company payroll, respect your elders and shit, scroll

[@darksoulquis5643]

@@843jack1😁

[@athulfgeirsson]

Being a CEO has its percs.

[@dddaaa6965]

And then I get a black and mild with a pack of backwoods

[@mathew_maldonado]

Perc got me feelin rambunctious

[@realdealforreallllllllllllly]

@@mathew_maldonado THIS PERC GOT ME FEELING LIKE ACHILLES

[@9TheMiddleMan9]

More percs than there are stars in the Leo Cluster...

[@Coraxi]

But it's not all easy..

[@bino2215]

Randal Thyme promised me a salary bonus 14 years ago. He took that shit and ran, I haven’t seen him since, true dedication to the craft.

[@moobsmcgee3554]

My coworker Grandma with dementia called him that name I'm dying

[@ihuffglue69]

he took that salary bonus and promptly went to a local 7/11 to get a pack of black & milds and backwoods

[@TUBOSCHIFOSO]

Being a CEO is not all easy

[@alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289]

Gotta respect the hustle

[@darksoulquis5643]

😂

[@8-bitstorm]

Mr. Thymes is one of my favorite characters in the Plummcorp scene. Everything he says pours wisdom onto the listener.

[@awooga772]

bro the plummcorp scene 😭

[@xXPenaButtanJXx]

Do you think he’s playing some kind of act? Being a CEO has its perks but it’s not easy.

[@TheBigChoomah]

You think plummcorp is a joke? This shit real life bruh.

[@8-bitstorm]

@@xXPenaButtanJXx Of course he isn't. It's not easy!

[@8-bitstorm]

@@TheBigChoomah sweet Jesus no. Don't you twist my words, boy cus I'm moving different.

[@jimmybob3469]

Man I love how he goes to a different 7/11 and asks an entirely different cashier for one more black and mild

[@EllisHudsonn]

Fr

[@Cwinkle]

Plumcorps casting process is standing in front of a homeless shelter

[@caseytatum5837]

Correct

[@brandonquezada9523]

Frank is gonna single handedly end the homeless epidemic in the USA

[@cocofashosho]

I was thinking a halfway house or a mental institution for older men but this sounds about right 💀

[@dovs96]

With a fuck ton of drugs.

[@gooky]

You'd be surpised what actors will do for money

[@user-kv5lq9xm8c]

Every grind starts with 16 black and milds🗣️🔥

[@big_sea]

yes

[@lawrenceriverside6659]

Man for real, i don't even get out of my jammies until i've had my black and mild

[@alfredomora5555]

Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my black and mild

[@ethanbarnes7440]

Randall Thymes is my father figure

[@SpinThwomp]

Randall thymes is my father

[@Mag_ladroth]

​@@SpinThwompThe duality of fatherless behaviour. One is willingly fatherless while the other is unwilling.

[@chez_fries1015]

@@Mag_ladrothtwo different flavors of we live in a society

[@Rookiereece]

Randall Thymes was my actual father. He ran away, I haven't seen him since I was 5...

[@jpm199]

​@@Rookiereece Maaaaan stfu He did noooot

[@potatoman7594]

as a fellow CEO I always get the black and mile and a backwood at the seven eleven! sometimes its six, seven times a day! thanks, Randall for sharing your experience!

[@fullcrackalchemist]

This is written exactly like a ceo's post on LinkedIn 💀

[@Anthony-cc7ws]

*blackwood

[@MatthewToc]

love how he can’t remember more than a line at a time. true CEO always got racks on his mind 💵

[@DoormatKineko]

Plummcorp has a bright future ahead of it with Randall Thymes behind the wheel

[@TheWeekdaysChannel]

Absolutely True

[@talkssometimes]

I'm anticipating Randall's TIME person of the year interview. He's so insightful in all aspects of business and living in general

[@islandboy9381]

Deadass would be more insightful than some of those actual glazi- interviews

[@unkeldolan4550]

Randall's "THYME" person of the year interview you mean

[@Shenmoki]

This dude is getting more into the role and i am HERE FOR IT

[@teamkingburrous7537]

Role?

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

My inspiration for the grind. Thanks to Randall Thymes, I know every single 7/11 in a 500 mile radius that sells Black and Milds and Backwoods.

[@alexjeffrey3981]

Blackwoods

[@TheFallopianTube420]

The smooth?

[@schnauzer360]

​@@TheFallopianTube420nah the rough

[@TheAsharedhett]

"I only eat at 5 star restaurants" *has onion ring casually for lunch in the Wal-Mart sporting section*

[@smartfella7914]

longingly staring at the guns at walmart while eating outback bloomin onion

[@iCookCrystalMeth]

It ain’t easy being Randall Thymes brotha

[@big_sea]

yes

[@Halterin11]

haha thanks for explaining the joke !

[@lawrenceriverside6659]

He gave the place 5 stars on tripadvisor, so it's cool

[@thekillerdynamo]

1:57 I love how instead of just using the torch on his food he uses the torch to light a can of body spray

[@StormierNik]

That's just how he likes it, man

[@reigningparade]

Everything else tastes like shit

[@mythsqueuemusic]

the plastic containers melting lol

[@papryhproductions]

love how he casually eats blooming onion at the walmart's gun counter

[@chrono817]

*booming onion

[@Kidd724]

At this point this is just Frank hiring homeless people to do Frank skits

[@dinok7630]

This is randall thymes ceo of plumcorp and the fastest growing luxury clothing company what are you talking about

[@AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHeee]

so fuckin real@@dinok7630

[@metallicarabbit]

HOMELESS?!?!?!?! Yo, my man, this is Randall Thymes!! CEO of the fastest growing Luxury clothing brand "PLUMMCORP"

[@caseytatum5837]

Been like that from the start, look at the george washington guy and tell me hes not homeless

[@LongX49]

its not easy being the CEO

[@Froguko.]

It's NOT EASY being Randall Thymes

[@ieatpanadol1548]

This video really makes me feel like going to 7/11 and buying a single Black & Mild and a packet of Backwoods.

[@lonersdreamworld]

*blackwood

[@TDGCmote]

*placket

[@TheBladesCut]

WE GETTING OFF THE VATICAN BLOCKED CALLERS LIST WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@100dead]

they're gonna have to send a priest cause i'm not the father and you will not catch a dime off my paycheck for them kids

[@bhollow711]

It's taken me 6 full play throughs to notice that he's using an axe/tag body spray to light his 5 star salad. I fucking love Plummcorp.

[@elpadrote9026]

Once, in 2014, Randal Thyme stole 3 dollars and 25 cents from me for, quote, "maximize the grinding", he then dissolved into the night. Fucking legend

[@killdozerjr]

This guy is the CEO of the fastest growing luxury clothing brand in the world and he can barely even read. Never give up on your dreams 💯💯

[@shanecarroll8942]

The quick pick mega wasn't even in the script, Mr. Thymes picked one up because he's always about that money, thats the mark of strong leadership

[@ItsDSP]

This man can easily carry an entire 30 minute show on Adult Swim or MAX for 5 to 7 season. I'm serious.

[@flyingpiggy1475]

Could literally be a Joe pera opposite

[@IAreBean]

He's getting better at following the script!

[@FatOlli]

Bro when he said 7/11 the third time I started crying

[@HyperCarrot]

So glad I invested in Plummcorp back in the day. Randall's takeover as CEO and his subsequent restructuring of their Backwoods and Black and Mild research divisions really made Plummcorp the Fortune 500 company it is today. The Thymes certainly are a-changin' with this promising young man at the helm!

[@glizzyglobler6547]

Blackwoods*

[@dubby2315]

Eating a to-go blooming onion in a gun section is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

[@REVOisMYname]

Randall Thymes with that boss energy telling the cashier which cig carton to pick up

[@greenbean9600]

Watching this channel sure has its percs 😈

[@jahjah4801]

he will singlehandedly fix the economy

[@it_is_what_it_is269]

just from buying black n milds and backwoods 😂😂😂

[@RadicalNick571]

0:19 He sleeps with a toothbrush in his pocket to save time in the mornings, true dedication to his job and plummcorp interests👍

[@intellectual.monkey]

The role model we should all strive to be.

[@shaetteb1272]

Randall made me Into the man I am today. I used to be a toothless crack addict. Now I'm a toothless crack addict, truly life changing.

[@raeyner]

No wonder Randall Thymes is such a successful CEO. PLUMMCORP RECORDS is 2 decades ahead of its time and always has been ever since there was a then to be. Randall Thymes' relations were the ones who decided to spell the word mold m-o-l-d when spoken tongue was beginning to take shape, then they went and brokeded that shit.

[@TomAcrossAmerica]

Unnecessarily hard.

[@iihateu9200]

Mr. Thymes showed me the way on how to be successful. Thank you so much now im heading out and buying some blackwoods

[@Cyranek]

it is not easy being randall thymes

[@conorlamisonfilm]

bruh

[@biffinbome]

The flame broiled salad goes crazy

[@Bipolar.Baddie]

Especially with the axe body spray as the fuel

[@scubasteve06]

I heard he got a contract to do an 8 hour long TED talk, I can’t wait!

[@taccotrash]

A TRUE CEO

[@kermitfrog5300]

This has the exact same energy as that one Welsh guy who only eats "fish and a ricecake" 7 times a day as part of his bodybuilding routine

[@FatOlli]

Man I love the way this guy talks

[@Zecodar]

This is one of the best channels to emerge out of dankness lately by far

[@MattDeezly]

I love how this channels style of video are becoming more and more cohesive. Almost vintage FF

[@mrrowwmeoww]

the european mind cannot comprehend 1:15

[@williambailey4219]

Best shot on the channel

[@wavetro]

this one's my favorite. god it's good to have you back on youtube

[@burlyheads]

THIS MAN ASKED ME TO GO BAND 4 BAND OUTSIDE A 7-11 AND IVE BEEN HOMELESS AND DESTITUTE EVER SINCE, BEGGING FOR FENT OUTSIDE THE SAN FRANCISCO CITY HALL

[@Michaelwentsomewhere]

I wanted the salad scene to go on longer. I have not laughed like this in so long! Thanks you Franku

[@shlomog8592]

The hollowed out grapefruit is wild

[@localscriptman]

HE'S BACK

[@Mf-wolf]

Frrreeeeee randallll mannn fuck they talkin bout 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😭👨🏿‍🦲

[@jorj1357]

i have watched this video about 95 times plz more Randall 😭😭😭

[@v5Clone]

ive been obsessed with this video, I quote it like people know what im talking about

[@patrickedwards7107]

Mr. Thymes is an inspiration and entrepreneurial genius.

[@islandboy9381]

Randall Thymes was actually the one who shared his sagely advice to Unity in handling the business of their engine and it clearly all worked out!

[@dunkdon158]

Joji and his team are so great bro

[@chadczerny4219]

I love how he says “some Blackwood” as if he’s looking for a natural resource

[@skyeparker1333]

My father literally has the same exact daily routine 😅 maybe that's why I have 14 half-siblings and I haven't seen him in 30 years!

[@islandboy9381]

Lot to unpack in this

[@lonersdreamworld]

@@islandboy9381unpack a pack of some blackwood ofc

[@JoeyBadaz]

Funniest page ive seen in a long time on yt. Great stuff i died watching this

[@WoahGeeWow]

This is horrible. The shareholders will not stand for this. Free Randall Thymes

[@ryankennedy5373]

Dude I’ve never laughed harder at a KZbin video in my life

[@SXDSCXM]

george you're a goat, thanks for the return to form in the best way possible. this is even better than FFTV.

[@theygotstuff]

This is seriously my favorite channel!!! This channel gonna take ovr. This shit ain't nothing to me man.

[@margs9184]

Fascinating insights in the training video, particularly around new thinking methodologies! It mirrors our CEO's flair for exploring unconventional business opportunities - a true testament to thinking not just outside the box, but reinventing the box entirely. Such innovative perspectives are key in seizing the unique opportunities our market presents. Eager to see how these cutting-edge approaches will drive our next wave of success.

[@sf9095]

Someone get this man another black and mild and some black woods😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@islandboy9381]

He's really about that shit

[@aXeL-qr9xs]

This my favorite character 😭

[@listeningtomusic7665]

They all feel like they’re an hour long and it’s brilliant

[@stlo0309]

realest one out there 💯💯

[@JoeMamathan]

Once he started blowtorching his outback salad, that's when I realized how this man became a CEO. He knows the hidden techniques

[@teamkingburrous7537]

Just how he likes it

[@monkiplatts9224]

Rewatching the randall thymes arc again

[@kiwi5351]

Can't go wrong with the "blackwood" 😂😂

[@glue7225]

I started smoking blackwoods because of Randall thymes

[@noirerequiemii101]

A real OG hustler. Can’t fault him at all

[@GornubiusFlux]

Revisiting this, I think Lockheed Martin really tried to cover their short with recent events.

[@stlo0309]

needed this fr 🗣🔥

[@lizsharp1373]

Black and milds, blackwoods, and a boomin onion. Feast for a king👑

[@sethelliott9793]

It’s not easy being Randall Thymes

[@OMGMANTHEHARPOONS]

Why does Randall have Australian money? Trick question. That's my money. He broke into my house and stole it. I wasn't even mad, I was transfixed and hypnotized by his dance moves. This is my fault.

[@mattmaffett5879]

It's not your fault. He's him, he's always been him.

[@humansolarian]

Ayeee black owned business 😍😍❤

[@ActualLiteralKyle]

IM GOING TO HAVE TO CALL JA-RULE ABOUT THIS ONE HEAH

[@scamternet]

Wakes up in a suit in office with toothbrush already in his hand, every day. Randall is on another level.

[@zachdirects]

Can we get a video of Randall giving Dracula a promotion?

[@blakekole5136]

The caesar salad torch absolutely murdered me

[@showtuh]

PLUMMCORP OR NOCORP

[@matejmijalic7557]

this is hands down the funniest channel on the internet. dracula flow, Mr. Randall, everything

[@kevinlovegame]

thank you Mr Thymes for such a precious insight into the daily life of a true pioneer.

[@JoeyBadaz]

Yak he flexing w the 3 packs of Newport greens on the table. It was a subtle but humble flex. Its not easy being randell thymes

[@jakeg3427]

Blooming onion in the sporting goods section is based as fuck

[@PseudoNym13]

Eyeing those guns

[@jakeg3427]

@@PseudoNym13 war never changes , not even for Randall Thymes

[@distortedjams]

WE GOIN BACK TO THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯😬😬

[@marcctwain8504]

I just realized he is reading the script from the Tablet lmao. 😂😂😂😂😂

[@calumcito80]

I have to watch this every day when I get home now

[@Gundumb_guy]

Ah yes, I also periodically stop by the 7/11 throughout the day to get my blackwoods. Real recognize real

[@kratosgodofwar777]

0:20 lmfao I just realised he wakes up WITH the toothbrush in his hand, true dedication right there.

[@KuroHebi]

Mr. Thymes is tapping that grind so hard that he wakes up with the toothbrush already in his hand.

[@ToothCanSam]

I feel that, can't function without the mild and blackwoods

[@cloutmuzikbeats]

This man is an inspiration

[@viktorvaughn2388]

damn that salad looked fire as fuck!

[@homeschool4u951]

Remember ladies, if Randall Thymes ain’t smoking…. You know what to do

[@mikdan8813]

I'm with the Vatican, he's telling the truth.