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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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[@sydneyedwards9851]

stuck in a bomb shelter with Julien who can only speak in segways

[@NovaLaMason]

*SEGUE

[@DaxG-qp3jf]

Except when he wakes you at 4 am every day. EHHH BEP BEP BEP

[@Cam-ch9iv]

Sydney Edwards unlimited entertainment, fully down for that.

[@desireer6915]

LMFAOOOOO 😂😂😂😂 this is fucking amazing 😂 i love this comment! This comment needs more likes

[@largemarge857]

Because of Jenna I've been singing the dr Phil theme song for weeks. My family has kicked me out. My friends have abandoned me. I lost my job. Help me to get excited about my life.

[@prissylamarie672]

Clare Abbott you should tell your heartbreaking story of abandonment on ... DR. PHIL!!!

[@user-um5qc2bb7j]

Clare Abbott "help me to get excited about my life."

[@justcasually8406]

DA DA DA DA

[@JJ-kp7zb]

Anna Marie da da dada

[@bezilliox]

I WANT you to get excited about yer life!

[@hannahholm2946]

You should do a podcast where you guess the meaning of phobias from their names

[@tesstickle7960]

hannah Bob Hell yes!

[@squibblymilq]

hannah Bob HELL YEAH

[@Jessie_Malone]

yesss omg

[@clairemurray4014]

There is a fear of vegetables.

[@austinbento684]

hannah Bob yes!

[@isyoursheepwireless]

I feel like the game would be more fun if Jenna and Julien each picked a character and a trait, and then had to compete to convince Brett that their character was better to keep in his shelter. The person Brett picks gets a point and the person at the end with the most points wins.

[@samlila678]

isyoursheepwireless part 3!!!

[@BigCat42bb]

Viciously chew my urethra and abandon me at a county fair

[@meganlovesgames]

Oh my GOD lololol

[@waveleopard3074]

hahahaha stahhhhwp

[@natalieolivi5549]

St. Jimmy OH MY GAUD

[@austinbento684]

St. Jimmy LMFAO

[@fahadalshahrani3185]

St. Jimmy joke thief

[@zikie]

I WANT THE 40 SPONSORS VIDEOOOO

[@tiffanywhite6736]

Ziky +

[@fionafenelon4425]

Ziky no

[@arischmari8440]

Ziky SAME PLEASE

[@contrapasso]

It can also be Jenna simultaneously ripping on corporations

[@lovetolaugh113]

They should just pick a bunch of random companies so Julien can segway into them and Jenna can rip into them.

[@1996atm]

"Last one was more practical" -had a horse that farted fire 😂😂😂

[@hannahhadley52]

YA DONT NEED A DOCTOR OR A NURSE IF YA HAVE DR. PHIL

[@AiyanaWolfe]

I want u to get excited bout your life

[@znyznyzny]

guys, please, I'm eating

[@chrism45]

Well Joe Rogan would 'convince' Dr Phil.

[@shane-qx2yg]

Dadada dadada daaaa I want you to get excited about your life

[@jenmcbreezy1333]

At first glance I thought Brett was Collin.

[@aven311]

Jen McBreezy I wish it was Collin 😭

[@dirtyhatemachine]

Alexa Grace both are funny

[@Goblinfire]

I thought the same thing :P

[@brandonb69]

Jen McBreezy same

[@jenmcbreezy1333]

I was listening in the car so I couldn't look.

[@delpitk87]

Really like the masseuse who turns into a pug except on full moons, because this would help you keep track of time based on the moon that no one would be able to see...

[@SoyPetTurtle]

Truuuuuuuuu

[@livingdeadgir06]

just because its a full moon doesn't mean you know what date it is

[@_x..Jamie..x_]

​@@livingdeadgir06yeah... but you can keep track because you know when it's night based on when the masseuse is a pug. If you know how many nights have passed in the shelter and you know the date you went into the shelter you can always calculate what date it is, not that you really need to know the actual date in a shelter since the construct of an actual calendar doesn't really matter there but I'd say it'd be good to know how much time has passed which you can keep track of by knowing how many times they've turned into a pug.

[@hannahroberts4062]

Well urine luck, cause we've got Cold Pee Ree in this bomb shelter

[@sylviabrown2307]

You have no idea how special you guys are to me. I have anxiety attacks and my doctor recommends that I listen to something to relax and you're always the first choice. Thank you

[@Humanh8red]

sylvia brown me too!!! Stay strong!!!!!

[@portraitsalt2143]

Choke me with micro modal fabric and sell me as a pair of MeUndies

[@AmberWray17]

My question is: why would you take the doctor or the nurse when you have dr. Phil who can heal you just by licking your taint? Like you don't need the doctor or the nurse when you have a person who can automatically heal anyone

[@cholec9230]

Amber Wray what if doctor Phil dies because he can't reach his own taint? they'd need a doctor to save him

[@Swann88]

chole c actually crying at your comment i fucking love your logic

[@Flameysaur]

does it have to be licking or can it just be his saliva? because if it's just saliva they can just rub some on dr phil's taint

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

YAAAAS 😂

[@rojoecasey6852]

What if he refuses to lick taint?

[@pariwrites5]

"I stayed up really late playing Elder Scrolls" will probably be the engraving on Jenna's grave.

[@rahaneu91]

So I convinced a bunch of friends to play this as a drinking game. Much yelling ensued but some of our characters were amazing. A dilf that only wears the color yellow. A pizza delivery boy that watches others while the sleep. A polyamorous biologist with absurdly large breasts and an absurdly small head. A 45 year old larper with magical pockets of marijuana. A vegetable farmer that can turn anything in to laffy taffy. An engineer that's an alcoholic. A famous sushi chef that cannot speak in full sentences. A strong independent black woman that don't need no man who is also extremely fertile but terrible in bed. The Cash Me Ousside girl that insists on eating twice the amount of food as everyone else. Our friends mom who cannot stop sneezing. A Lyft driver with telekinesis.

[@taylor2042]

MAGICAL POCKETS OF MARIJUANA

[@bezilliox]

Ooh.. cash me outside girl would be the first to go lol

[@colten9829]

"What's the tea with Tony!" It could be his own post-apocalyptic talk show

[@cbcm05]

unlimited Domino's, Hot Pockets and Shane Dawson... this J & J bomb shelter is lit !!

[@jordansibilia3255]

When they were talking about Yankee Candle I was like "There's one in Western Mass!!!" Until I realized that they can't fucking hear me.

[@xTaintedRedx]

Jordan Sibilia SAME THO

[@sirenofsound]

Jordan Sibilia same

[@charcharmonique]

Jordan Sibilia hahaha me too!

[@HadToBeThere939]

i've been there, hell yeah!

[@znyznyzny]

Jordan Sibilia knew that shit was on the East Coast

[@imremd]

with the masseuse you would also kind of still be able to know what day it is since (s)he turns into a sharpei every full moon

[@FabulousaAliya]

You guys should pool the ones from last time and this time together and pit them against each other!!! Little kid who thinks they're a dragon vs the Time Warner Cable Customer Service rep who is a couch???

[@TriggerHappy923]

FabulousAliya who thinks they're a cat*

[@princesscootney2867]

Please do this with Collin and Rome and do a Nuclear Winter Battle with 2 camps

[@princesscootney2867]

Also match up all your people into bunk mates based on how they would get along!

[@patrickhodson8715]

20:03 Julien draws the “heals you by licking your taint” but doesn’t get to read it out loud until 20:19 Most difficult sixteen seconds of Julien’s life 😂

[@karrfarr]

Julien's view on nurses really annoyed me last time too, nurses are more trained for practical skills, the type of procedures doctors do require specific equipment/anaesthesia on board etc. which they wouldn't have in this situation. Nurses would be more useful in this situation, their expertise is care whereas a doctor's is diagnosis - not that useful in this situation!

[@syedashyra4170]

karrfarr a doctor would have the knowledge in a situation like this. I'm pretty sure the doctor would partake the roles of a nurse in this matter.

[@chot5887]

syeda shyra a surgeon, yes. However a doctor that diagnoses, not surgery, would be less useful than a field-trained nurse

[@Jujubee1123]

karrfarr THANK YOU! I'm a nurse and this has bothered me both times!

[@nicholefrancis961]

but it's not real

[@IamMissPronounced]

karrfarr it's just a misunderstanding of facts on his part. its not that big of a deal omg 😂

[@lauren-ym3lb]

You should do a Segway podcast from company to company but some are fake companies and Jenna has to guess.anyone else this this is a good idea ???

[@NovaLaMason]

*SEGUE

[@kalinkaedel]

Literally, this is the most chilled podcast ever and I love it! Everything is so down to earth and genuine - I don't even mind the sponsored ads!

[@largemarge857]

Question: If Dr. Phil gets sick from licking all those taints, who will heal him? Can he lick his own taint? Will that heal him? Or will the shelters only healer die? Also, he is actually a doctor.

[@ciaragray2175]

Will an actual Dr. Phil appear the 40th time Jenna sings the theme song?

[@aprettygothichick]

Julien's hair looks like the best combo of cotton candy ever! :D I have been dealing with a bad case of stomach flu and Jenna and Julien are helping me feel better. About to take a medicine induced 12 hour sleep but I am forcing myself to stay awake so I can watch this.

[@evefoster8999]

Alexis Thwing hope you get better

[@KatieMarie-pw4xw]

will someone write a legit fanfiction about their bomb shelter XD PLEASE

[@brittsussen7954]

I JUST REWATCHED THE FIRST ONE 2 HOURS AGO! omg what a coincidence! love y'all ×

[@jess94XxxX]

As a nurse, I strongly believe that a nurse would be better than a dr in any situation!

[@jess94XxxX]

Exactly and more everyday applicable skills then drs, a drs tells us what to do when it's needed, but i as a nurse perform those tasks and I have to call a dr in so it all comes down to my knowledge

[@aspenanya4421]

lol obviously a biased opinion as all of you are nurses or nursing students... nurses are great but doctors have eight+ years of knowledge and training so their skills would be pretty valuable in this situation. RNs can't even give stitches ...

[@winwincouldsteponmeidthank5425]

Aspen Anya Agree 110%

[@chanooodle]

Aspen Anya rural nurses can ;-)

[@dirtyhatemachine]

jess94XxxX what about a taint licker?

[@grumpybutterfly0]

Dink dink!! I love your hair julien!!!

[@lauren-ym3lb]

Throat chop me with Kermit and leave me in the woods

[@lizalove91]

DINK FAM NOTIFICATION SQUAD

[@Gh3rox123]

I always look forward to some good breathing from Julien DIRECTLY into the mic.

[@asianperogies]

Julien fire segue: 9:07

[@meganlovesgames]

YASSS thank you for tagging this dink dink!!

[@AdaylnTheLifeOf]

Marshall Achtymichuk it better be 🔥

[@austinbento684]

Marshall Achtymichuk LIT

[@chasingvibes420]

no no no its not time 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@mackenziewadsworth8559]

THANK YOU

[@codylouise3918]

Am I seeing shit or is there like orange patches on all of there shirts? Is it lighting or something? 😂 Love the podcast as usual!!❤️❤️

[@xsararee]

Cody Louise I think it's a shadow from the mics

[@maricannahippie9683]

Might be some kind of mess up with the lights and glare off the green screen

[@maricannahippie9683]

+Sara Newlin actually yeah me too

[@codylouise3918]

Sara Newlin Oh I didn't even think of that!! 😂Thanks!

[@groundhogx2941]

Cody Louise it's the shadow from the microphones.. the lens/settings make the shadows look a lil orange..

[@camillehutson9428]

NEXT PODCAST GAME: Make Your Own Adventure!! Have a starting scenario prepared, like "Aliens have abducted you and revealed you are one of them." Then two possible branches/options like "Try to escape" or "Succumb to your destiny and join them." Each option has two branches following it. It can become super original and fucky and you can play again, choosing different options!!

[@MorganiteMoon98]

Please make them longer, I love listening to these while playing Sims!! 😊

[@courtneymarshall6633]

I have a great idea for a Podcast My friends and I used to play this game in class when we were bored af. You and Julien and a guest if you want all have Wikipedia open on your computer. you all start on the same Wikipedia page, for example start on Jenna's page and see who can get to the page for "milk" the fastest by only clicking on links from the previous pages. I promise you can get to anything from any page and it's so fun!

[@alioldham2388]

I just tried it from jenna's page and got to milk in 6 clicks lol

[@destinyglenn3480]

Jenna's very tired self is still me even if I get like 10 hours of sleep.

[@michaelman1217]

I was trying to wipe the specs behind julien off my screen for 20 minutes.

[@griffinhines7012]

I GO TO SCHOOL IN AMHERST MASSACHUSETTS AND I DIDN'T KNOW THE CANDLE FACTORY WAS IN SOUTH DEERFIELD MASS ITS LIKE HALF AN HOUR FROM ME IM GOING DOES ANYONE WANT ANYTHING

[@MrMeow1234321]

I want Hermione Granger and a rocket ship.

[@FormerHuman.]

+mattienicole b AVPM FAM

[@freyfrey13]

mattienicole b YAAAAAAAAAS!!! AVPM and DINK fam unite ❤

[@Frost517]

just you.

[@katiebaby97]

Dink family field trip!

[@tesstickle7960]

Boiii I been waitin for dis alll dayyy!! And dink fam whats good?

[@tesstickle7960]

And Juls that hair is tight!

[@ffsfrankie]

JULIEN NURSES ARE SO HIGHLY TRAINED AND CAN DO JUST ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT MAJOR SURGERY ugh they work so hard for people to look down on them like this it's so crappy. Love u Julien but you have absolutely no idea how extremely capable a nurse is. Most NPs are just underpaid doctors tbh

[@Jujubee1123]

It's so frustrating that you guys misunderstand a nurse's job. Doctors put in orders and then nurses perform the tasks....majority of the time.

[@al_hach]

Was listening to this at the gym trying not to do spit takes of my water because this was so funny

[@InnocentOnPaper]

A KZbin star but they only have three looks and three derpy dogs that she has to bring A vlogger who knows Jiu Jitsu but is super allergic to bread LOL you guys aren't looking so great either. xD

[@timneufeld35]

InnocentOnPaper technically he isn't allergic, it is a disease, non contagious tho. I only know this because I have celiac disease too. I can see why you wrote allergy tho, it's just easier.

[@ohmygoshashliee]

....they thought 2017 was bad....2020 is worse. DINKDINK.

[@tylertyler3214]

Do a podcast similar to this, but the people are in the hunger games and you debate who would kill who, who would be allies and who would win

[@caitlinr3327]

This podcast is 100% what I needed today

[@tinamarie2121]

Caitlin Rasbid Same. Oh my gosh, I totally lost it when they got to Dr. Phil! As in, no noise kind of laughing

[@sleebs]

34:32 im trying im trying to sleep but i cant but i cant cause you all have cats for hands yeah

[@carlyhoffman5318]

samantha esther meow meow meow meowmeowmeow meow meow neowmeow meow meow meow m meow m meow meow meow m m m meow

[@Taylor-nb9qb]

I wonder if you can take a Lyft across country like just ask one lyft how far they're willing to go and just have another lyft pick you up at the location your 1st lyft won't go past and keep going, and then repeat till you get as far as you need to get

[@Lillypad-io7ec]

I want someone to make a sketch about a nuclear winter with the characters that you picked from this episode and last episode

[@mabbee9813]

I feel like you can see the wheels turning in Julien's mind plotting right before he does the Lyft segway. He glances over at the paperwork twice and has such a cheeky grin. So funny I love it!

[@taliamartinez5700]

shane did not age well...

[@patrickgarstang]

Btw thank you guys for still posting the podcasts on KZbin and not moving to Fullscreen or whatever and making us pay

[@OneOddOwl]

Cotton candy hair looking bomb af Julie

[@LightingInvoker]

High key just thought of another great reason to keep the massage lady, if she turns into a different dog every full moon it's a great well to mark the passage of time (assuming your shelter is empty with no clocks or anything).

[@waveleopard3074]

Julien is carrying Jenna's fun hair torch while she is giving her hair a break! ^____^

[@ashleyrosenberg4701]

I think it's interesting that both times they said "doctor or nurse", why not both? Like you really need Tony Hawk gossiping over an additional medical person? Also, as a nurse, I can't help but point out that Julien said he would rather a doctor than a nurse because they have more training, but it's not practical training for this situation, nurses have the hands on skills where as doctors do more diagnosing, I still say both is the best idea because you would always need medical personnel, just my thoughts

[@RADZina]

"it's feeling less and less like a simulation lately" hits different now

[@BethBeing]

Oh boy. The jokes are so funny but those wet wet mouth sounds... It's like every time I start to giggle I feel like there's a tongue straight up in my ear hole.

[@Lily-jm4wg]

Julien's hair looks like a melted bomb pop

[@SAFTisland]

Do a podcast where you rummage your hand through the nature box bag for an hour. no talking

[@fahadalshahrani3185]

Pistol whip me with my own gun and call me p diddy

[@DestinyHopeLou]

If you ever play a third game of this (WHICH I HOPE YOU DO BECAUSE IT'S FUCKING HILARIOUS) you could assign genders to your people. So you would have to make sure to have enough males/females to start a new population.

[@JustJessica]

I played nuclear winter with my teenage brother, it's the only time he spent with the family without force lol

[@villannelle-2211]

i love you guys so much and ur podcasts are hilarious but i have misophonia and i want to die every single time you start eating something lol

[@chot5887]

Greywaren - SAME! oh my gosh

[@colbyandshaleesnyder8829]

SAME! I was cringing with all the mouth noises in this video... sooo funny but mouth noises oh no

[@helloilse]

I love them but every time they reached for the bag I wanted to break their arms.

[@znyznyzny]

Greywaren - it's kind of irritating but I was only focused on their words so a lot of you are kinda also dramatic

[@NovaLaMason]

That sounds like a you problem, not a them problem.

[@nobodysc]

mom and nunchuck daddy should get matching hair.

[@cole7726]

"Who is a couch." Literally gold. I died. I don't think I've ever laughed that hard at a KZbin video.

[@alishamostrenko9535]

julien your hair is lit, given me parrot vibes. dinkk dinkk!!!!

[@hannahh7881]

My heart jumped when Jenna said Indiana because Indy is so lame and no one ever talks about it so when it's mentioned ITS A BIG DEAL BEBE😂

[@Mochipandabear]

Can we have an episode where you just review different Diners, Drive-ins, and Dives episodes?

[@AJaeH]

"Dr Phil can lick my taint to heal me anytime" this is exactly why i watch these podcasts

[@gore-athon475]

I'm on a fucking roll bitches, I've just watched 10 podcasts and now I get to watch this one. HELL YE

[@contrapasso]

Dominos has gluten free pizza so Julien doesn't have to die by deteriorating intestines y'all are in the clear 👌🏼😄

[@sarcasmpermitted]

there's a mega cut of all of juliens segues and it's incredible. The best part is seeing how Jenna gets progressively more annoyed with every segue - it's hilarious.

[@jolieclark8482]

Last night I watched a compilation of all juliens fire segues

[@susithecrayonbox266]

julien: let's get 40 sponsors jenna: wtf julien we all know it's gonna happen guys

[@maeve3207]

Does the background remind anyone else of the last scene from life is strange?

[@Dirtysoda_]

Keoni V I think it is from life is strange

[@laraaston8675]

I swear I can always rely on you guys for a fucky podcast, how do the cards get selected so perfectly fucky😂

[@Java8908]

Is this Smash or Pass: Apocalypse Edition?

[@ashleyshambruh]

Am I the only one who gets annoyed every time Julien touches/adjusts his mic? We can hear you from all angles.

[@jilljennings8369]

That Life is Strange background tho ❤

[@kawaiilombax]

Why did I think the guy was Collin for a split second? 😂

[@worldonfire0336]

Jenna - IM TRYING TO LEVEL UP A HEALER Me - THE FEELS GIRL

[@KH-zn7rv]

Looked it up, there is ACTUALLY urea in most foot creams

[@glutenzone]

Which are the funniest podcasts to listen to? I am going on a 4 hour car ride with my mom so I need a couple to download. Any advice?

[@gherkin7080]

There's an australia podcast called Plumbing the Deathstar, where the hosts discuss nerdy topics such as which disney princess would make the best stepdad, which superhero is the best lover, is Dr Dolittle's life a living hell just to name a few. definitely reccomend. really funny

[@12ally3]

That life is strange background tho

[@nicoleamy1126]

Please for the love of GOD do a podcast full of SEGUES!!! That's the internet I signed up for!!! Or maybe just do a compilation of all of them!! I've seen compilations of Julie's segues, but never all of them. A few weeks ago I tried to find the first one he ever did, but I stopped after not even a half an hour cause I ended up having to go pick up my niece, and then I just forgot until now. But please do this!! Maybe as a channel extra or something? Or someone should do this!!

[@jessicamilburn4020]

I couldn't listen to the majority of this podcast since it turned into a Mukbang... I love these guys, but CANNOT handle chewing and smacking sounds. Nasty.

[@Corn22]

"is a couch" i'm fucking HOLLERING

[@madisonrogers4481]

Last Minute Trips: Yankee Candle

[@secretstumbles321]

I just realized their backdrop is a still from Life is Strange!!! Right?! Or is it just me?!

[@katilia16]

I would SO watch a segway podcast! The internet would catch fire from awesomeness.

[@TanaBonana]

You guys debated the doctor so much but you already had Dr. Phil who can heal anything.

[@bubblybri_11]

NO MORE EATING DURING PODCASTS PLEASE! The sound literally drives me nuts!!

[@cp-lk5ye]

OMG!!!!!! I thought i was the only one who was DISGUSTED by Guy Fieri. Also,, anyone notice that when he first came out he pronounced his name Fieri and now its FIEDDY??? I hate that sweating beast.