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Welcome to the Jenna & Julien Podcast where we talk about all the things. If you are looking for your everyday, normal, by the book podcast, then you're in the wrong place. We created this because we tend to have awesome, random, and sometimes drunk conversations that we realized had to be shared with the lovely internet world. So here we are.
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[@emoemoremoremo9458]

My dad showed me "how to care for your cermet" not knowing I'd already seen it. To this day I have never seen him laugh more.

[@meganwright9763]

Emoemo Remoremo that's adorable lol

[@Abraxos_xWildflowers]

That's so wholesome. Also I like your pfp

[@lonelyheartsclub27]

@Lilymoon how a fake tan works was the first vid I’ve ever seen of her and my big sis and I laughed over it a lot,I have lived in the dink fam since then:)

[@rachelwatson7483]

Julien is great with the sponsors, but Jenna convinced me in ten seconds flat to buy rose water

[@asianperogies]

Julien puts his phone to the side at 15:34 to prepare for a segue at 19:50. He literally prepared for a segue 4 minutes and 16 seconds in advance. Some next level shit right there

[@moistsquish]

Marshall Achtymichuk *mindblown*

[@featherrosemain4691]

I Fucking died laughing at the segue in the middle because I was as surprised as Jenna 😂😂😂

[@Sandra-nu4bt]

Damn

[@JillianLaRocque]

Now we understand what Jenna was talking about in her 30 life lessons in 30 years video lol "don't flush pork chop, you can't do it... just trust me, you can't do it" haha

[@sandya3727]

OH MY GOD You're right!! Keen ears you have there

[@ElpSmith]

I was looking for this comment haha

[@ITM95]

Jillian Therese omfg I’m DONE😂

[@dana8943]

ROSE WATER UR CERMET.

[@tori_shmori1541]

Hey KZbin to help it grow

[@edwardandbella4evur]

tori zaragoza DO NOT rose water your cermet it does not help dem groaw

[@ClareJByrne]

oar els it will not glow

[@g.d.hollow5650]

Hey KZbin yew must rose watear yer cermit or yer cermit will be driiiiii and will not groew

[@PaechyGirl]

Jiest kiedding, they're full groawn 😂

[@inactive5668]

attach a TrackR to Ad and then he'll actually be an advertisement

[@paige4974]

hannah THIS

[@kate4493]

hannah OH. MY. GOD. IF THEY SEE THIS 😂😂

[@julietbowlin8806]

You know the falling rock signs along the highway when there's mountains or cliffs? "Beware of falling rock?" My dad had me convinced that Falling Rock was a Native American chief who was mad that we took their land, and he'd attack cars driving through his old land to try and take it back. If he ever got annoyed with us in the backseat, he'd threaten to pull over and let Falling Rock get us. That's like the definition of a dad thing to do

[@zx1906]

That's genius

[@TheChubbyCinderella]

Juliet Bowlin Haaaa such a dad move, I love it. This such an underrated comment.

[@hullopeople7633]

My dad did the same thing! That was, to this day, the most dad thing he has ever done.

[@kristinpeterson5750]

LOL my Grandpa lives out at a lake and he would always tell us about a man that lived out in the bush called "One armed Johnson" who would come get us if we misbehaved. It changed all the time, one arm, one eye, one leg.. we somehow always thought it was the same guy though. Too funny. One arm Johnson was also the main character in tons of his stories about catching huge fish, etc. We feared and respected him hahaha

[@samanthaaiello]

My dad told us the same story!!! Oh my god!

[@Kiarnii]

juliens segues into advertisements are literally oscar worthy

[@ChristinaWoodall]

Kiarnii "And the Oscar for Best Segue goes to Julien Solomita, he wil be accepting via drone"

[@jeremiah9913]

Buddhist Chick This is truly one of the best feeling... Almost as good as Me Undies the best feeling undies you'll ever have.

[@mollyryan5381]

Kiarnii Miller what if you lose the tracker and t

[@mollyryan5381]

The phone?

[@janecampbell4662]

JENNA put the rose water in the fridge for even more cooling

[@Drea_A]

"How much to drink this ant" -Julien, the vegan

[@Maddylovesyou1345]

no one will probably see this, but my dads favorite quote is "when someone yells at me to stop i dont know if its in the name if love, hammer time, or to collaborate and listen" and every time he says it he has the most genuine loudest dad laugh ever, its so funny

[@ChristinaWoodall]

mads bananas awww so dad,lol

[@SuffoKat3]

Who else was literally dying laughing when she got to where her dad pulled up the toilet off the ground?!?! HAHAHAHALMAO

[@Chelle8847]

OFF THE GROUND THO!!

[@emilyglenn1797]

Catherine Arnett no the pork chop part killed me

[@user-js5yv7gd7l]

Drown me in a shark kiddie pool filled with rose water and tell me dad stories

[@hyon2441]

I wouldnt ask for all of that. Just pls drown me

[@rubi.s.c]

Kinda sounds like "la llorona"

[@Ice17Wolf]

dad stories?? but i thought they already did a podcast talking about julien...

[@melissalykins8895]

Natatat HAHA I legit thought the same thing when I seen the title, I was like OHHH YAY, more Julien DAD stories!! But after watching a second, I learned it was their actual dad's they were talking about lol. I'm so use to Julien being referred to as DAD lol.

[@abbieb1129]

I was just about to comment something just like this.

[@maditrevino3067]

When you've been around since literally the beginning of Jenna's channel so you expect to hear all the same stories but you still watch because YOURE A TRUE DINK

[@ag8541]

No cap

[@scrapingskies]

jenna pls for your next video teach julien how to gogo dance

[@youngkzmusic9586]

casker OMG YASS

[@savlissette]

casker PLEASEEEEE NUNCHUCK DADDEEEEE HEEL YEAUH

[@jessileann2587]

casker yess!! Keep commenting this on every vid it needs to happen!😂

[@dumbdowndays4832]

OMFG YESSSSSSSS

[@ashcarvlogs69]

all I thought when I saw the title was, "FRAAAANNNNNNN SOLOMITA!"

[@ChristinaWoodall]

Ashley Carney I say this in my head occasionally, it just sounds good and makes me happy

[@inyuasha157]

Is no one gonna talk about the fact Jenna was like "I GOT CALLED A CRACKHEAD" then produces to tell a story about the child's version of crack known as pixie sticks.

[@SuffoKat3]

Demmy Ale proceeds

[@OfficialPrettyLittleLiars]

Julien's transitions into the ads always leave me shook 😂

[@fweepinator]

same

[@dillydally3D]

But they're also so excessive 😂😂

[@jennalarson6403]

My dad passed away just after I turned 16. Father's Day the last 5 years has always been tough. Getting to hear this podcast about your dads makes my heart so happy. Although no one has perfect parents, I can definitely tell you both have great dads. I cannot thank Jenna and Julien enough for what they do!

[@moistsquish]

Jenna Larson stay strong 💪🏽

[@Dizma_Music]

Jenna Larson 💕

[@stephaniejackson3475]

This isn't really a story, but any time a rap song comes on, my dad goes "up in here up in here" in the most dad way you could possibly think of. But if you say "y'all gon make me lose my mind" and point at him, he doesn't know what you're talking about.

[@TemeryN]

that sounds hilarious! =)

[@hannahbrown5465]

so pure

[@jennamcfly]

This is the most dad thing ever I can't stop laughing 😂

[@ei4480]

that is the most hilariously perfect dad thing I've ever heard

[@Laura-uk3iq]

421st like. sorry fam.

[@alyssa7505]

"Put it on the internet!"

[@elissesutton4503]

Alyssa YES U2 Julie & Marlon video!!!!!

[@skonez7311]

demand! demand! demand!

[@ausommet]

Alyssa please julien

[@ricebrit7]

sprays with rose water lmao

[@meganloveslife8570]

my dad used to tell me he found me in the hay pastor as a baby cow and he brought me home and shaved my hair off and clipped my horns off and through time of living with my parents I eventually grew into a little girl. my first tattoo was a cow. my kitchen theme is cows. any time I see cows I moo and think that they could be a distant cousin of mine. lol my dad has me all f'd up! TRUE STORY

[@rhyshamilton7406]

But that's really cute and funny lol when I have kids I'm telling them that story 😂😂😂

[@Abraxos_xWildflowers]

That's amazing

[@cinerdella4693]

We used to go camping a lot when my sister and I were little. One year while on one of our annual trips I cut my leg open really bad. Instead of taking me to the nearest hospital - maybe 45 minutes away - to get stitches, with a beer in one hand and gauze in the other, my dad *duct tapes my leg shut*. I now have a large scar to forever remember that 90's dad decision.

[@alanacastillo4777]

here's my dad story. it's literally the most recent one. he was in the hospital dying of cancer 11 years ago. he was barely able to move he breathed in short slow breathes. I was in the room with him when he died he told me and my brother he loved us. I graduated high school last year and I gave my last ticket to him so he could come. I had it laminated and put it by his stone. and I told him I knew he was proud of me cuz he never got to graduate high school and neither did my mom cuz they had me... even though I couldn't visit him this father's day, he knows he's in my heart all the time, every day. and these dad stories made me laugh and also remind me of the few good stories I still remember from the times with my dad thank you Jenna and Julien for the dadcast

[@lilybroadhead8636]

AlanaCastillo bless you❤ you are unbelievably strong. rip

[@Itsunclegabby]

AlanaCastillo :,) 💗💗💗

[@brynleehassan3614]

AlanaCastillo I wish you the best in life you are a strong person and should be proud

[@gwenreese3028]

You guys should try to answer the top100 asked google questions. They're pretty hard and funny

[@venaacavaa]

Gwen Reese great idea!

[@baileytranchemontagne3929]

Gwen Reese yesss

[@dana8943]

Gwen Reese YESSS PLEEEZ

[@melissalykins8895]

I love this idea! That would make for a super funny podcast, I've been wanting them to do a Game Show podcast! Growing up, I was such a Game Show Network junkie and I think that would be so fun too! I'm liking this idea though for sure!!

[@iwanttodielol9663]

Gwen Reese YESS

[@kmbeautyandmore4292]

I lost it at "WHO DIDN'T EAT THEIR PORK CHOP" oh my GOD

[@sarahfern6009]

PUT IT ON THE INTERNET! That music video needs to be aired.

[@tiffaniemarie1190]

Julien-"Bc you got called a crackhead by someone in public without crack" Jenna- "I did! I did!" favorite thing ever OMFG

[@sydneyl.3288]

my dad burnt a bag of microwave popcorn into a ball of charcoal the size of a baseball because he didn't know how to use a microwave when he was 30 😂

[@greychristian7800]

I keep remembering Julien laughing cause he had perfect vision bein like "Oh haha I have perfect vision" and now he's got glasses HAHA

[@aurra.s4010]

*but like can we meet Jenna's brother? I need to see this pork chop hater*

[@strawberryfarmer4278]

There's a podcast with him

[@aurra.s4010]

Strawberry Farmer I dont think so... there is one with Julien's brother tho

[@strawberryfarmer4278]

Aurra .s you're totally right, my bad!!

[@delaneywinton]

chloelammer her brother isn’t an internet guy, he’s not online

[@sofiaprado5994]

wow wat a pork boi haTer

[@shameless_days]

btw you mentioned to never flush a pork chop down the toilet in your 29 life lessons video, but never told the story until now 😂 I'm so happy 😊

[@marie-claire3340]

Chloe Romero OMF TRUE

[@MooTelevision]

Julien's dad is so extra on birthdays.. he got Spongebob AND Batman to give him a shout out? Like forreal I'm up for adoption if you're looking, Mr. Julien's dad.

[@megansaayman2945]

MooTelevision Frraaannn Solomita (in Jenna's singing voice)

[@user-um5qc2bb7j]

MooTelevision spongebob went to Syracuse university (my city, right next to Rochester where Jenna’s from) and when I was little I would always ask if we could go see spongebob. I had no idea.

[@kate4493]

MooTelevision fraaaannnn solomitaaaa

[@SuffoKat3]

Carmen k?

[@simounnn3591]

*when Julien segwayed the sponsor like a God* Jenna: I HATE YOU! Julien: THANK YOU SPONSORS!

[@amalghanimah]

can i use the tracker for my will to live

[@dumbdowndays4832]

But that can never be found... Sorry that was harsh

[@kaleigh1221]

if you have already lost it, no

[@youngmastertrash5469]

can’t track something you never had. (also i hope ur all doing well and have found ur will to live with the tracker)

[@igajankowska5425]

Jenna and her rosewater is a new level of extra and i love it

[@BretValdez]

Iga Jankowska tag urself I'm Jenna's too much gene

[@igajankowska5425]

Bret Valdez honestly same

[@purplechicken86]

Iga Jankowska very Christina Aguilera

[@fundogrecipes]

some of yall bitches cant even SPELL rosewaterrrrr

[@Courtney_Blake]

I want to see this Elevation music video with the Solomita brothers!

[@nikicordeel1315]

Hey Jenna, Did you know LUSH has a toner water called "Eau Roma Water" and it's basically rosewater + lavender water and THAT SHIT IS SO GOOD. Bonus tip : if it's hot out, put your rosewater in the fridge and then spray for MAXIMUM refreshment !

[@jellaurie2227]

I'm going to start saying things like "That's such a pooch couple" and "That cat is so pooch"

[@gigi393]

My favorite story of my dad is one time we were going to have a Christmas party. Because we were gonna have tons of people over we needed to go out and buy some more silverware for this party. So we go to Walmart and find some really cheap flatware, and as we go to check out the cashier asks, "oh you guys having a Christmas party?" and instead of just saying yes, my dad says, " no, I just got tired of eating with my hands," completely dead serious. this cashier guy looked so confused, and u feel bad that he had to be subject to my dad's dry sense of humor

[@marissamillersommer653]

Ok, my dogs name is buster brown, and I started calling him bb and then later EY BB and im constantly asking how to spell ebb and now my entire family is going around yelling E B B non stop and I need help. Someone please help me.

[@user-um5qc2bb7j]

Marissa Miller Sommer I’ve evolved Boomer to Boomiewoomie (in that voice) Jeru (marbles voice) and Earp to earpyworm (marbles voice)

[@givemesomesugar]

That is hilarious.

[@hayleys2251]

send help to 1234 Internet street

[@josrobinson3630]

Marissa Miller Sommer is he named after Mrs Browns boys?

[@marissamillersommer653]

Jos Robinson lol no I wish he's named after the most fucking creepy cartoon ever, buster brown and his dog tige and for some reason we named after the kid not the dog

[@taythornton9823]

I laughed so hard at the pork chop story that I CRIED ACTUAL TEARS

[@kiwilitious]

Taylor Thornton me too! I was at work and just had to stop and get myself together!!!

[@Elonakase47]

Guys please do a DNA test and check your ancestry or ethnicity on the podcast!

[@EmmaRodriguez321]

llamaking 23 and me!!

[@kirarosej]

YES

[@EvannHoward484]

llamaking I wanna do that DNA test so bad.

[@annfernandez3859]

You wanna know MY dad story? when I was asleep, my father decided to kiss me on my cheek, and I punched him in the face.

[@Nerdherdwiffyou]

Dearest Me 😂😂😂😂☠️☠️

[@feraguilar4175]

Dearest Me It happens!! 😂😂😂

[@ashleyward2351]

True life I'm addicted to rose water

[@samanthaz4756]

Ashley Ward yes!!!

[@Biogrrrl]

Ashley Ward yaaas

[@g.d.hollow5650]

Ashley Ward she needs to do this

[@ashleydanielle2736]

Ashley Ward We need this!!

[@ashcollins2246]

Ashley Ward YESS

[@carlyisbored]

OKAY here is my dad story. My mom and dad got divorced when I was really little, so I had two separate houses. When I was three, me and my dad lived in a small apartment (so small we shared a bed). One night, he heard me get up to go to the bathroom - now reminder, I am not there all the time because my parents are divorced so I lived with my mom too- and instantly hears a small plop.. he had left the toilet seat up in the bathroom and my small booty had fallen in. He told me all he could hear was a stern whisper at him and then some whimpering. He had to come fetch me out because as you could imagine I was pretty far in the toilet.

[@eeelleira]

Y'all talking about funny/great memories with your dads really makes me wish I had a better relationship with either of mine (step and biological). On another note, my uncle has a family nickname of Pooch and that was literally all I knew him by for the longest time until I realized his actual name was Fred.

[@ILoveYou-qt5km]

HAPPY LATE FATHERS DAY DAD!!!!!

[@melissalykins8895]

I Love You - Happy Late Father's Day! We love you guys! ❤️

[@meikkiris]

Fathers day?!?!? Oh wait I live in Finland and for us Fathers day is in November

[@ILoveYou-qt5km]

Iris Lahtinen woah that's cool!! Dinkfam is everywhere

[@meikkiris]

I know

[@alexandriamarie8393]

Because of the Patrick picture I automatically read this as "Happy Lief Erickson Day"

[@KatieMSlayer]

what about a podcast where Julien and Jenna switch/pretend to be the other one? Jenna does all the brand deals and Julien just goes down the rabbit hole, etc, etc, etc....

[@lovelybluntdoll]

Yessss! I second that lol it would be pretty funny!

[@chrishopcraft79]

#freakyfridaycast

[@aCompendium]

YES and dress as each other

[@xBexxie666]

Katie M. Slay I demand this.

[@Emily-vx6sz]

it took me 145 episodes to realize I've never skipped an ad because Julien's just so good at not making it boring. I know everything about MeUndies and their micro modal fabric and nature box and their strawberry lemonade stars... if Julien could make me audible study guides, that'd be absolutely magnificent

[@littlepinkskeleton]

Gonna put a tracker on my patience, cause i'm always losing it.

[@Abraxos_xWildflowers]

This comment is 4 years old and CRIMINALLY UNDERRATED

[@destinyglenn3480]

You should 10000% have Drew Monson and Shane Dawson on together.

[@Mina-on2cc]

YES HOLY FUCK

[@canned_beans6236]

destiny glenn YES or Shane should have them on his podcast

[@obsessedwithbands]

And Garrett!

[@hannahhadley52]

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

[@moistsquish]

destiny glenn dear lord no

[@user-zu5qh1wz3y]

Here's my suggestion, I have two so check the reply, so you have 2 cups. One with people/restaurants and another with a word. You have to pick one out of each and call the person, and keep repeating that word or phrase you got from the other cup over and over again. If you can keep the person on the line for more than one minute (or however long you'd like to try for) you get a point. First to 10 points wins OR You could have the same 2 cups and you have to call the person and get them to say the word without saying it yourself in a certain amount of time. #2. You each get $20 ( or however much you want) and you go to the dollar store separately and buy as many gifts for the other person as you can. You must then give them all to the other person on the podcast and tell them why you got it for them. Or you can do another 2017 comments or bad movie descriptions bc I cry laughing at those Thank you! Sincerely, A fellow dink

[@kianeddings4813]

Yo thats a lotta ideas fellow dink! I hope to see some of these as podcasts!

[@froggy_16_41]

When I was little for some reason I was obsessed with just scribbling with chalk then scooping it up in a bag so I could play with the chalk dust, and of course I don't want to use all he colors so I change the chalk stuck out, so all the colors made brown. And my grandpa comes outside and says it's time for lunch or whatever, so I say "look grandpa CHALK DUST!" And he takes a scoop out and puts it into his mouth cuase he thought I said chocolate dust😂😂

[@benjimanmurray4204]

okay I'm at least 72% sure the Ben she's talking about is me

[@lilycb9691]

Benjiman Murray DO A PODCAST WITH BEN AND BENS MOM

[@sararobinson5461]

Rip Ben 😂

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

Proof?

[@applesaregoodeatings]

Did you grow up in the same area?!

[@chelseaschneider1468]

wait how are you 72% sure

[@kjb1215]

People with glasses will only know the struggle of getting them wet or someone touching them

[@scarlettthorn109]

Kenya Africa I know constant problem

[@motherofbuns]

Kenya Africa or when they get fuckin lose and slide down ur nose all day

[@werethenowgeneration]

seriously! Since it's summer and my skin is so dry the nosepieces are digging into my skin so I have to keep adjusting them. Glasses are so a blessing and a curse.

[@michaelaelizabethx]

Or when they take off ur makeup 🙃🙃

[@amandakeenan1843]

Or when my dog kisses my face and then I have to spend 10 minutes cleaning my glasses. Ugh

[@ANFIEE]

Ok, so, in the countryside in Norway where there are no churches you "shoot in Christmas", Instead of the church bells going of to "announce" Christmas eve. Me and my sister, at 3-4 years of age, were all dressed up for Christmas dinner. I ask my dad "Hey dad, why are they shooting?" And he and my uncle answer simultaneously "They're shooting Santa." AND I KID YOU NOT we cried for HOURS. Mom and my aunt yelled at them for a good 20 minutes. I think this is one of my first memories lol.

[@sandya3727]

That's fucking hilarious 😂

[@Ashlieskye]

Jenna's too much gene strikes again. Rose water god dammit

[@taylorjacob8]

Yo I just came here from Jenna’s “Draw my life” video and seeing her go from being sad and lost 6 years ago to her being so happy makes me so frickin happy and emotional. This family is the best one out there ❤️

[@iwantallthedogs3291]

Here's a suggestion, you two watch old videos of Julien together. That would be bomb.

[@annabortion7866]

I'm not crying about Adam West, you're crying about Adam West.

[@jayzza661]

Dad story: I highkey feel so bad for the shit I've done as a child omgAround the ages of 5-9 I lived with my 2 full brothers and 1 full sister. We all lived with our dad. We'd sleep in his bed every night and he'd play Runescape then go to bed around 11. We would stay up all night and get up at the crack of dawn. I was the eldest so I deemed myself the leader. About once a week we would gather all the condiments from the fridge along with things like milk, flour, eggs, and soap. We'd essentially have a "food fight" where we'd douse the floor in soap so it'd be slippery and we'd then make a complete and absolute mess out of the kitchen and living room. We'd then go climb in our dad's bed after we cleaned ourselves off and go to sleep. We'd wake up around 5 am on the front porch. Our dad deadass got up for work and carried us to the front porch while we were sleeping and left us out there until we woke up. Once we did we'd find that he locked the door and we'd be stuck outside for a couple hours until he was done with cleaning the house. This man cleaned up a disaster every week and would never scold us for it just chase us around with a belt for half an hour lol. Not much he could really do as we didn't watch TV, we didn't have phones and technology; we just spent all day every day outside.

[@jayzza661]

More dad story:One time when I as maybe 7; I asked if I cold make dinner. Because I was completely positive that I could do it on my own. I wanted to make spaghetti. So I got a pot. Put long ass spaghetti noodles into it and then went outside. I heard my dad screaming for me and when I went to see what he wanted he handed me the pot and told me to deal with it. The water evaporated and the noodles burnt and dried to the pot. It looked like a mini black explosion of worms. He made me sit out on the porch the rest of the evening picking out every piece with my fingers because we were too poor to just buy a new pot and it dueled as punishment. Needless to say, I was never allowed to make dinner again.

[@jayzza661]

Anotha one: My dad would do work around the yard everyday and we'd just be left to entertain ourselves. We lived in like the middle of nowhere and had over two acres of land. Everyone of our neighbors had farm animals; horses, sheep, etc. Our yard had this big pond in it. The our of us decided to swim in the pond one day. (Side story: This pond froze one winter and we decided to go ice skating on it and we all fell through one time and it was like climbing through mud and algae to get out 0/10 experience) Well, when we got out of the pond we wondered if other animals could swim. We got a chicken and threw it out into the middle of the pond. It swam back. So we threw it out again and again and again until it eventually didn't swim back.[Oops]. I decided to go back into the house and found a huge ass leech on my knee. So I picked it off and put it on the kitchen floor where I sat with a huge knife and cut it up into teeny pieces leaving blood absolutely everywhere. Deadass, this leech was the size of my adult finger. My dad walked in and immediately started panicking thinking I stabbed myself. But when I told him it was the black worm he handed me paper towels and told me to clean it up and to wash the knife. [ We never told him about he chicken btw]

[@jayzza661]

On a final heroic dad story: In 2006, our trailer caught on fire in the middle of the night while my dad was shaving & on he phone with my mom discussing court and such around 1-2am. There was a storm and lightening hit the area of our washer and dryer. We were al asleep scattered around the other end of the house. My dad sees it and screams, "My house is on fire!" My mom astonishing reply of, "Your ass is on fire?" He hung up on her and rushed through the fire to get us out. He pushed me and my sister out onto the front porch and melted plastic dripped onto my hair that later had to be cut out. He rushed through and shoved my brother out of the back door; a solid 4-5 foot drop as we didn't have a porch or steps there. And he jumped after. He hugged the three of us before realizing his fourth kid wasn't outside. He ran through the laundry area into dad's bedroom looking for him. Dad jumped up and broke the window to his bedroom with his fist and dragged my brother out by his leg.About five months later, we went to our grandparents camp by a river. We begged to go to the river and dad allowed us. We never had supervision because we were raised to be extremely free-spirited and independent. My sister ran back up and the three of us kicked off our shoes and were testing out different areas of the river, testing depths, textures of sand, etc. There was one point where we checked it and the river swept us away all holding hands. But I couldn't hold on and they swept on without me. I was able to grab onto a rock and pull myself out and I ran like hell to get my dad. Thorns from bushes hitting me in the face, rocks and sticks scraping up my feet as I sprinted. I ran up the hill crying and screaming inaudible shouts. My grandpa and dad jumped into the river trying to find them but it was over their heads and was pulling them down the shore as well. They were found 45 minutes later by two fisherman. The oldest one passed away on the spot and was pronounced dead half an hour later at a local hospital. The other was flown to a Women's and Children's hospital and passed away two days later and became an organ donor which saved the lives of four other people of all ages. I now wear a green "donate life" bracelet every single day and have done so for over ten years to commemorate their deaths.With that, RIP Tyler Robinson September 25, 1999-March 25, 2007. RIP Prestyn Robinson September 23, 2000-March 27, 2007.

[@JKat94]

Jayde your siblings DIED? How can you tell that story like nothing happened

[@jayzza661]

Yknow, it was ten years ago. I grew up a lot and I came to terms with losing my best friends. I'd rather have the strength to tell the story along with all the hilarious moments that we shared up to the incident instead of dwelling on it and beating myself up for the rest of my life. I learned it wasn't healthy and was only making my mentality worse. They're still my best friends and nobody will ever replace them; not even my sister, they forever have a spot in my mind, heart, and soul that nobody else will ever be able to claim.I tell the story from a very calm and nostalgic place and I'd rather not have my memories of them & the incident to be like that scene from SpongeBob where his mind is falling apart and everything is on fire. lol.

[@lovelybluntdoll]

That Ben story had me dying 😂😂😂👏🏻

[@rapsquirrel6268]

jenna should do peach traps for her next video like the part 2 of kermit traps hell yeah

[@fiona-zn3ln]

DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND DEMAND

[@shelbysorochman8319]

One year for Easter, when I was really little. I had gotten up in the morning stoked that the easter bunny came and that I had to go downstairs and find my easter basket. But when i opened my door, there was a trail of little brown lumpy things going down the stairs. My dad came over to the steps and i was like "dad what is this" and he was like "oh gross! the easter bunny must have pooped on the steps!" and i was like EW WE HAVE TO CLEAN IT UP THATS GROSS and my dad said "ok i'll take care of it" and he fuckin PICKED UP A HANDFUL AND POPPED IT IN HIS MOUTH AND ATE IT. I WAS MORTIFIED. I SCREAMED and he started cracking up laughing. because he pranked me. and he put chocolate covered raisins on the steps to make it look like bunny poop.

[@tatumvillanueva2085]

When Jenna starts ranting just spray *rose water*

[@stephaniemaheux1144]

One time when I was like 1 and a half or 2 my dad and I went to the grocery store while my mom went across the street to another store to pick something else up. Now when I was a baby, I liked to steel things so, my dad picked up and paid for our food and left the store to meet my mom and when my mom saw us she started dying laughing.When my dad asked what was so funny she told him to look down at me in the stroller and when he did he noticed that i had took a whole bag of pears!

[@SuffoKat3]

Stephanie Maheux I used to do the same. we'd leave target and I'd have like 10 new Barbie clothes in my pocket or play purse

[@kayleighcoffman3803]

OH my god! 16 bean soup! I grew up on that too! I love it and still want it. It's absolutely delicious!

[@love51492]

Jenna's story about her brother and the pork chop reminds me of the time my stepmom made brussel sprouts with our dinner and I couldn't stand them. She told me I couldn't go to my room until I finished them and left me at the table alone (her mistake) I opened the back door and threw them into the yard. A few months later its winter time and I'm playing in the snow and guess what I find under the snow. Some nasty ass half decomposed brussel sprouts. 😂😂

[@meganjs]

This happened to my brother not me but it's so funny So when my brother was first being potty trained he wanted to do everything with my dad. My parents were getting ready for a party and my dad had to go to the bathroom. The door was open because my mom was blow drying her hair. My brother walks in and sees my dad peeing and he was like "hey I want to pee with dad!" So he bent down i front of the toilet to pull his pants down, but my dad was MID-PEE. He couldn't stop and my brother was already too far so my dad peed on my brothers head. All my brother could say was "hey why did you pee on me?" And there was pee all over his head. Long story short, they were late to the party.

[@samayyye7037]

Megan Sanzone this story comment actually make me LOL oh my goodness that's hilarious

[@kaileesdream]

When I was in high school, I got my first pair of glasses. I was super picky about what I cleaned my glasses with, so I bought these lens wipes. Well the ones I bought were silver aluminum like squares about the size of a condom wrapper & looked just like a condom wrapper. My dad found them bc they fell on the floor & thought they were condoms. I've never seen my dad SOOOOO pissed. 😂😂😂 I was like DAD CHILL

[@anja6042]

PUT IT ON THE INTERNETTT

[@lquidore]

I come back to listen to the pork chop story at least once a month. The way Jenna cry laughs “WHO DIDNT EAT THEIR PORKCHOP” kill’s me

[@niamhmcg7842]

REMINDER BECAUSE I LOVE ALL DINKS AND I DONT LIKE THE THOUGHT OF MY FELLOW DINKS REGRETTING THINGS: please be good to your parents. As sad as it is, they aren't going to be around for ever. In the moment you might think they are being assholes but they only want what's best for you❤

[@katrinaaa__]

My dad is from Greece, so he has a pretty thick accent (this is relevant, lol, we'll get there). I grew up in a really small town with farms and all that other rural shit, so we would walk to the library on the weekends and stop at the farm and look at the cows. I was probably about 5 or 6 and I asked my dad why some of the cows had horns and the others didn't. He explained to me that the male cow has horns and is called a bull, but he said it like "bOOll," like rhymes with ghoul. So later on I proudly told my mom that the male cow has horns and is called a BOOLL. My mom's from the US - btw - nothing but a Boston accent and she goes "oh boy, who taught you that?!" I told her dad did..."she said of course he did, it's pronounced bull, maybe don't take English lessons from dad." Gotta love dads & foreigners :)

[@lhatzia1]

Omg my dad's from Greece too haha

[@janametro3546]

Greek dads are the best dads (totally biased but it's fine) The accent truly makes every story I have of my dad so much funnier than I think it would be if he didn't have an accent

[@gabbyesmeyer508]

Drink every time Jenna sprays rose water 😂😂😂

[@marie-claire3340]

Gabby Esmeyer get drunk in 10 minutes

[@savanniethekitty4241]

can you guys do a pet peeve podcast?? where yall talk about your worst pet peeves and things that trigger you??

[@jamifrig]

my dad was diagnosed with an unknown cancer last week. i think what's hardest about this for me is trying to come to terms with our rocky relationship. he's always been relatively emotionally cold/absent and that's what i've focused on for years, but the dadcast really got me thinking about all the many good memories i have of him. i remember watching star trek the next generation reruns with him almost every night; and calling him at work when i got home from elementary school every day just to say hi; and how he would make it look like santa had actually come to our house every christmas; and how it sounded when he got home from work; and how he didn't really know how to cook so for years our main meal was kraft mac and cheese, baked beans, and hot dogs; and his helping me build a grave marker when my bird pete died; and so many other things. i needed this. thanks jenna and julien.

[@jls200022]

Happy Fathers day Nunchuck Dart Dad

[@kianeddings4813]

"Shoutout to rose water and NOT Ben's mom," HAHAHA

[@emilythorpe1811]

When I was a kid my parents used to take my brother and I to the beach almost every weekend during the summer, and we would always pass a Dairy Queen on they way and beg our parents to get ice cream. My dad somehow convinced us (or at least me) that Dairy Queen was undergoing renovations and that all of the cars in the parking lot belonged to the construction workers. This lasted for a long enough amount of time that my dad still jokes about it to this day. And now, over 10 years later I have a new Dairy Queen being built right across from where I work, and you better believe I'm excited to go.

[@zoemorrischoreography]

I have pretty bad driving anxiety and I had to go on a 5 hour road trip by myself so I downloaded a few of your podcasts and it seriously got me through it. Thank you!!

[@dana8943]

19:52 i think julien is out of control.

[@AnOnlineLife]

Put the elevation remake on the internet!!!!

[@hkh062602]

*wHo dIDnT eAT tHeIR pORk chOP*

[@lizziecross8149]

Jenna should teach Julien how to play softball again, and when Julien is tired, he should just pull out a huge pixie stick.

[@CattTheCat]

Holy shit that is literally the best Segway!! I just died laughing

[@SavvyT14]

These dad stories were great😂 one time when I was a baby my mom was sick and I started crying in the middle of the night so my dad was going to calm me down with a song. An important detail is that I was born on July 4th. So for some reason the only song my dad could thing of was the Star Spangled Banner and that's what he sang to me to put me to sleep. That's my favorite dad story😅

[@kkay9597]

When I was 14, I started listening to Simple Plan, like an alternative rock, punk sad kid music type band. I remember playing one of their especially angsty songs in my room with the door shut. in between the instruments, I heard a very soft knock and my dad came in and asked me in the most patient and kind voice "mija, do you need to talk? are you ok?" and it was the sweetest most funny thing my dad did and I will always remember it

[@vLLW]

i just love you guys. it's that simple. i love you. thanks for doing what you do.

[@vLLW]

WHERE IS SAID MUSICVIDEO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@krypierce7175]

That fucking segway

[@carrie12blue]

does anyone know the brand of rose water? i lowkey wanna get addicted

[@amandazim3089]

Carrie Z right? I have no idea but I want some

[@alyssarruiz]

A lot of people use the mario badescu one or just go into like Whole Foods or Fairway they just sell rose water in the beauty/heath care section

[@Itsunclegabby]

Carrie Z ReViva Labs Rosewater. It's tight!

[@Allthatglitter467]

the way Jenna looks at him makes my heart melt omg

[@StrawBerryLover1996]

Jenna I got the rosewater but its cucumber and green tea! Its amazing and I love it!

[@cicimichelle142]

Last time I was this early Marbles was alive

[@greenmatrix151023387]

Zohmg. STAHP

[@cicimichelle142]

😂😂😂

[@baileymathis7209]

"And they're just like... DEROGATORY WORDS!" -Julien 😂😂😂

[@amberbarrow5799]

Dad story: when I was like 10 we played a really good game of hide and seek. I’m 16 and I still can’t find him. He’s like a hide and seek champ.

[@melissanevinski5165]

It’s so nice (but also kinda heartbreaking) to hear these wonderful stories about y’all’s dads. I come from a very broken home and my mama raised me. It gives me hope that my man will be a wonderful dad! We watch all your podcasts, you’ve brought me and my fella together! DINK DINK