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[@sglickman1000]

Imagine how cute Bunny would be if she was Kermit sized and how horrifying Kermit would be if he was Bunny sized.

[@MissMusicQueen101]

OMFG A HORSE SIZED KERMIT SOUNDS LIKE A THING OF NIGHTMARES

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

O no no no no

[@idanielsen1866]

Then we would need to evacuate

[@frosinicapandispan5534]

@@idanielsen1866 lol

[@kaitlyns9972]

sglickman1000 ewwwwww I don’t like how this made me feel

[@sydneypappas6457]

Kermit as the background is pretty invasive but I’m here for it

[@carmenbaby]

The whole energy is invasive from the start

[@marshoward9289]

I genuinely didnt even notice it was kerms face until they pointed it out 😂😂😂😂

[@myahiga4166]

I didn’t recognize it until I saw your comment 💀

[@cathy6828]

They know we love them basically unconditionally so at this point they're just testing us 🤷🏻‍♀️ let's goooo

[@personincognito3989]

Sadly, I noticed it right away, very invasive and distracting. Lol

[@isisvda]

Jenna: Isn’t he cute? Isn’t Kermit cute? Julien: He’s ok

[@unlimitedfunlol]

Isis my Dad to anyone and everyone that I adore. Same with my best friend

[@Fahimisthebestyoutuber]

Jenna disagrees

[@lisette6648]

*everybody felt that*

[@monicamoon9785]

i... i love the way this dog is born

[@ah-zs2xe]

Julien tattoo ideas: A jar of marbles Kermit the frog A peach A bunny

[@mrzobknvn794]

Genius

[@kiaraprabhu7080]

And #ad

[@Barribam]

@@kiaraprabhu7080 RIP #Ad

[@melanieconway3437]

A jar of marbles faces 🥺

[@MayaMcCree]

A jar of marbles would be adorable

[@lilbitch8365]

Julien should get a bar of Irish Spring tattooed on his derp leg.

[@stinarose9453]

Omg a basketball too lmao

[@leannefalconer9743]

I want them to get matching tattoos of ad. RIP lil dude.

[@nanakatz1492]

OR! Or.... Jenna gets a bar of Irish Spring on her leg where cermet *licks* anyway....

[@Filmwithpurpose]

Lil Bitch I feel like Julien always smells like Irish Spring lol

[@Posideadity]

YES

[@KaWiReloaded]

I love how u can tell Jenna and Julien have had real and intense arguments about Jenna and Kermit’s toxic relationship lol

[@rachelrose3573]

That’s what friends are for y’know?

[@lizalove91]

Yeah like him telling her that her giving in makes it worse

[@andreil1313]

@Rahma Collins OMG SAME. It drives me crazy lol I love dogs and him being so needy and stressed out is not good .-.

[@jaidynturner7468]

@@rachelrose3573 when WE friendzone THEM

[@danielleblack8249]

Should not have given in.

[@d1ss0nantBecca]

Shakira’s hips don’t lie, they just exaggerate a little bit

[@Abbyabee]

Rebecca La Fazia they ~stretch~ the truth

[@mothma_am]

@Gemma embeltish

[@d1ss0nantBecca]

I think this exact phrase every time I rewatch this podcast episode

[@ADreamerWithAPen]

I always forget that Jenna's a Jock™ until she says something completely unrelatable like "I looked forward to p.e. more than most of my other classes." Absolutely CAN'T relate

[@lonelyheartsclub27]

The only reason that her generation looked forward to p.e. Is because when she took it, it was fun. Around 2011 is when it started to become a competition with yourself and everyone else, it wasn’t fun and if you were a curvy girl(me) you had no stamina and would get fucking verbally abused by your teacher and classmates

[@jedmosely6423]

@@lonelyheartsclub27 bruh, gym class has been like that for decades. If you’re not a jock, it ain’t fun.

[@sarahshoemaker81]

“He’s the best when we take him out in the world” Cermet pees on the floor in the middle of the pet store 😂

[@somayanoor9389]

Sarah Shoemaker this cracked me up 🤣😭

[@carinemcdonald2500]

Sarah Shoemaker omg the likes are at 6 6 6🤭😲

[@leelahgrace959]

The dude's a beast 😂

[@jackiecostello9301]

kermit’s “old woman eating a lemon” face on the green screen really caught me off guard

[@sarahri3619]

jackie c it's invasive 😭

[@simonazalite4294]

i read it as "old lemon eating a women" and i got scared...

[@phonkey]

@@simonazalite4294 it works either way.

[@aagusstinaa]

I wasn't paying attention to the background and when I saw it I was uncomfortable

[@erikacooper9474]

literally did not even notice til I saw your comment lmao

[@ajafunnell4669]

When he said “but I have anxiety” and went on about his nails I felt that IN MY CORE

[@rachelmachado7078]

Aja Funnell LITERALLY ME TOO

[@daniw6826]

Jenna: "it's not like P.E. was physically taxing, it wasn't meant to be" Me, a fat kid: OKAY LISTEN

[@izukumidoriya2164]

u isn't fat, u is just floofy floof is good

[@ferwaabbas3653]

Mmmm Jenna I’m sorry but they definitely gave us fitness tests. THESE KIDS DONT KNOW NOTHING ABOUT THE FITNESS GRAM PACER TEST

[@confused_lost_introvert1725]

Yo same lmao

[@wolfferoni]

@@ferwaabbas3653 Goddamn the pacer test was hell. We call it the beep test because of the beeps that go off at intervals. I was never a fat kid but I was really unfit and uncoordinated so I hated PE with a passion.

[@idk7662]

@@ferwaabbas3653 The fitness gram pacer test will begin in 30 seconds, line up at the start.

[@nicolewilkinson5857]

Julien should get a tattoo that says “when the ink hits”

[@sailormf]

Nicole Wilkinson omg I hope he sees this 😂

[@brandi01394]

GOLD 😂

[@nicolewilkinson5857]

Samantha Gambill me too!!! 😂😂

[@heather854]

YES

[@emilybeantree]

YES

[@kathycronin9602]

Please let Bunny sit on the table for once, being a horse shouldn’t limit her to the floor. #bunnyonthetable2020

[@nia3066]

yes

[@LostEveryMarble]

That hashtag wins all hashtags

[@user-it5ro5pw6c]

#bunnyonthetable2020

[@user-it5ro5pw6c]

lets make that hashtag trending on twitter

[@heliagrey]

Something about that hashtag just hits me in the giggledick. XD

[@jpeg42069]

Jenna and Julien, I just want y’all to know that every time I hear Ed Sheeran’s “Thinking Out Loud” I start laughing because I remember Julien saying “when your legs don’t walk like they used to before”

[@maryberry04]

Wait arent those the lyrics 😭😭

[@Sumehvu]

I’ve been saying it the wrong way the whole time 😂😂

[@emilyczech1597]

SAMEE

[@chloemcloughlin2116]

@@maryberry04pp.p

[@nancybologna2927]

"When your legs stop walking they stop working".

[@independentlobster4814]

"Kermit is two different dogs" it's 'cause he's a gemini

[@alyssabat93]

Julien should get a tattoo of a blender with a tornado coming out of it

[@daniellethompson3564]

Alyssa Bat THISSS!!!!

[@samc2]

and where the control dial thing would be on the base, an aries ram symbol instead

[@amandasteeves9557]

YES!

[@mixedfiction]

Also, soap hand!

[@steffanixoom3629]

stop ROASTING marbles I will not stand for this. remember when you tried to make the dogs pick their own walk & the iggies were USELESS & marbles was a hero who thought a sign was a dog? you better put some respect on mr marbles

[@theatermx]

THANK YOU finally someone said it

[@Mehhhhhhhh]

I read this in Miranda sings's voice.

[@izukumidoriya2164]

calm tf down

[@reverandgreen5801]

This Haiku is for Marble: Like a snow caped peak He sleep, peaceful, handsome, strong Aries, how dare you?

[@lindsaychiasson7629]

It is snowing on Mount Fuji...

[@strive8793]

😂😭💀

[@quack0i991]

reading this i heard jacksfilms reading it im scared

[@psychedelicanxiety8011]

This should be published 🥵

[@Altorac]

I really liked this.

[@th30d0raC]

Tattoos be like... _when the ink hits_

[@d.marieb865]

Jenna: Why do you paint your fingernails and immediately pick off all the nail polish? Julien: I feel attacked. Me: -also feels attacked-

[@acaciadlearned4701]

"but i have anxiety" same, Julien

[@MacMac548]

Same

[@d.marieb865]

@@acaciadlearned4701too relatable

[@hectormercado9209]

I do this too and I don't know why.

[@awaitingdisaster17]

Is there a reason he paints his nails? Like other than just because he wants to?

[@leahheapp]

Jenna: “why do you paint your nails so much? You could do once and then leave it” Julien: “But I have Anxiety” ... oof hit the nail on the head lmao

[@kassi11789]

Leah Heap I read this as that sentence was happening. And indeed, accurate AF.

[@sadie8165]

Who else got a PE Uniform and knows exactly what he he means by “dollar store shorts and a grey shirt that you sharpie your name onto” because I did

[@sanaj14]

i did too but julien said his were free but everyone had to pay for them at my school which was ass

[@Sumehvu]

Sana J $20 pops for both the shorts and shirts oof

[@lonelyheartsclub27]

It’s ridiculous what schools choose to make a profit off of kids, we make the gym uniforms 30 bucks and give them moldy free lunches

[@stephaniemccoy5070]

what if marbles thinks “hi” is his first name and “marbles” is his last name

[@EV1SCERATED]

he probably thinks his name is “hAi mUbBaL”

[@wither4841]

@@EV1SCERATED I'M WHEEZEING

[@hbelleasmr]

I mean technically marbles IS his last name

[@lonelyheartsclub27]

Bobby is his middle name

[@weesh4645]

True, he's Mr.Marbles.

[@Maddog302617]

How about a tattoo of a street sign that says “Internet st”

[@Maddog302617]

Could even do an intersection “internet st” and “Aries ave”

[@ihavetractor4741]

1234 internet st its great

[@kitneyspears]

like the sesame street logo haha

[@Gurlygurlytalk101]

Rob_pez being an aries i want aries ave tattooed on me now

[@Megan417]

Rob_pez it's like walgreens "at the corner of happy and healthy" but it's "at the corner of aries and internet"

[@RavenXWritingdesk]

"He bullies me, he bites and scratches me!" Also Jenna: is the definition of a permissive parent.

[@longfurby18]

For Julien’s derp leg he should get a tattoo of his pin-up doll self because in the video he said someone had to get it 😂

[@emmalangmaid6675]

if julien doesn’t get a lil sebastian tat what is the point

[@user-cn4bv6mc6z]

Julien needs a tattoo of an oven with the door open and smoke coming out of it so bad.

[@FirmaF]

thebeautyguru Jessiejoy seconded

[@CrutonSan]

With ARIES SEASON under it in a scary/thriller movie style font.

[@huimang94]

And like... a whisk whisking in a bowl with the contents splashing out everywhere lmao Does he already have a whisk? Eh he should get it anyway

[@NuttyRedBaBonkerz]

J&J: *start talking about elementary/middle/high school saying shit about bleachers, optional PE, and square dancing* Me: *CONFUSED BRITISH NOISES*

[@kaylas3105]

Julien needs to tattoo his golden spoon on his derp leg! 🤣

[@amandahowey9928]

All I could think of during the half time show was Jenna dressed up as the disco ball screaming "ATLANTA". Cracked me up several times.

[@kaitlyns9972]

Amanda Howey thank you for this memory

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

LMAO YES

[@viktoriatacan5547]

Amanda Howey On perfect key lmao

[@zalex2357]

20:43 i read your comment as she said *ATLANTA*

[@fathomsoaps7357]

Sometimes I just yell ATLANTA to myself and laugh.... No one else ever gets it

[@lazylove72]

when julien said "i enjoy the way my fingernails look when they're painted, but i can't NOT pick them" i felt that. you felt that. your mom felt that. the world felt that

[@BexOG]

I scrolled down to make this exact comment. Thank you.

[@gummyeojin]

we all felt this

[@kaylalea1148]

I can’t believe Julian missed called “aftermarket dongles” as a band name

[@maxsemo2880]

“No, *I* said her hips li-“ “Put that sentence back in your mouth!”

[@annegreyt4237]

For a new tattoo, I would personally suggest an overflowing deep fryer.

[@jordynf6219]

7days 2glam yes

[@j.indanight]

tweet this at him until he sees it

[@annegreyt4237]

@@j.indanight I don't have twitter but other people are welcome to steel the idea & tweet it at him.

[@atme365]

Aries energy

[@sarahbebe5022]

🤣🤣🤣 oh my god yes!!! This absolutely needs to happen

[@MissKittieMo]

If Julien doesn't have an Office tattoo, then what’s this all been about? What is he working toward?

[@Anna-19928]

MissLovelyMonet 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[@dizzy-izzy]

Call him out ! 🤣

[@tasxbbc]

I was just wondering if he has any

[@sailormf]

My first thought was of Prison Mike for some reason 😂

[@beep8704]

not bad for a day in a dog food company

[@jojonas321]

Idk how Julien, an Aries, has so many tattoos when the process is sitting still in a chair for hours whereas the rest of his world is EPEPEPEPEPEPEP 😂

[@annedspuds3817]

This isn’t the Jenna Julien Podcast, it’s the Marbles is Itchy Podcast

[@theyenvytiana__5194]

MARBLES TONGUE WHEN HE WAS SLEEPING OMFG I CANT HE IS TOO ADORABLE. WE MUST PROTECT HIM AT ALL COSTS.

[@rachelrose3573]

11:17 look at him sleeping so peacefully 🥰 that’s wholesome content

[@theyenvytiana__5194]

Raquel Costa EXACTLYYY SUCH A PEACEFUL, HANDSOME BOIIII

[@makiya_hughes]

At about half hour in I thought Kermit was STILL crying intermittently, and then I found out my nose was whistling with each breath.

[@cami.alcazar]

Omfg 😂😂😂😂😂

[@Anna-19928]

Makiya Hughes this really got me 😂

[@eashopever2]

LMAOOOO

[@annasteele5494]

That’s just to real for me😂

[@Sailor.Catracha]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA

[@AirborneAshes]

I don't know if you guys still check the comments on this channel, but i just wanted to say re-listening your podcast is getting me through a four day hospital stay, so thank you for having made so many episodes.

[@Izyybelll]

“I don’t feel like paining my nails... cause I’d rather take a nap..” -Jenna the mom

[@emilysudbrock3614]

Jenna: “if I had a-“ Julien: *interrupts* Julien 10 seconds later: “Oh you need a tooth pick!” Jenna: “I just said that!!”

[@Heal6764]

Fav part

[@judith3192]

Nah uhhhh

[@YaBigGaymo]

Bahahaha I actually rewound to see

[@myonlybeauty]

Emily Sudbrock would be nice if he let her talk more

[@birbmachine]

My favorite part of the entire podcast 😂

[@TamaraDawnx3]

Marble’s got that wagon that just won’t quit.

[@xxIluvyouguysxx]

W A G O N

[@anniken.]

You should get a tattoo of a crumpled up paper towel lmaoo

[@kaylee9282]

Nobody: Peach: *popping her head up* 0:05

[@Fahimisthebestyoutuber]

She was like a whack-a-mole 😂

[@Kayleekakes]

Out of all of their dogs, Kermit acts like a rescue the most

[@Fahimisthebestyoutuber]

It's Kermit, what do you expect? 😂

[@kelsiemclean2875]

It's hilarious considering bunny is the only actual rescue lmao.

[@Clownbunnycosplay]

KayleeKakes he has war flash backs, let him live

[@kelcilyn200]

Weird because he's a purebred breeder dog

[@sharonsone341]

It's so hilarious to me that the Aries is the sensible fur dad trying to train his babies right, whilst the Virgo is the enabler who rewards wrong behaviour :P SO funny! It does make my heart happy to see how much you love and care for your animals

[@cherryblossombaby96]

fur dad

[@joshuareid6315]

Am I the only one that wants him to get a butt tattoo that says,” Sponsered by MeUndies” anyone else?

[@SR-ki5ox]

That's gross.

[@kiaraprabhu7080]

Omg yes

[@xxRebelWithoutACause]

“Why do you speak to me in riddles?!” I’m so baked and I’m crying laughing 😂😂😂

[@lifewiththomas]

OMG I cant handle Peach at 0:04 comes up, looks around, dives down again. I love her soooooo much

[@LukyTanuki]

She's like a cartoon lol

[@veen238]

She looks like she was added in in editing ahahaa

[@varunkandhari4819]

😍😍😍😍

[@ViolentNightshade]

That’s not the first podcast she’s done that in either! I love her ❤️🍑

[@verquakt]

I miss heeeer, Kermit and Bunny both need so much attention

[@sudesallabas1735]

wow how brave of jenna to have the face of her bully as the background..

[@lucy12302]

Get a 'literal" representation of all the dog's name. a pic of a marble for marble, a peach for peach, etc

[@riley-ct6rt]

34:28 "th-there- there were - there W'AINT no laws yesterday. that's pra- that's past hesent - past present - PAST TENSE, OOOH MY GOD."

[@YELLERHEAD]

Jenna: not just THE tattoo guy... Julien: oh A tattoo guy

[@catttttyvt]

I really lost it at 33:43 When Jenna asks why Julien speaks to her in riddles bc I really have never heard a more accurate observation of how Julien speaks when he goes Aries mode

[@Bub383]

Julien skillfully creating a reason why his search history is filled with 'spongebob squarepants butt'

[@MyCatsStillLoveMe]

"You would have to be really trying to hurt yourself in PE" Some of y'all didn't have hyper aggresive pubescent boys in your PE class and it shows. 😂 One day I got straight up tackled face first into a wall of bleachers by a dude while we were playing NO CONTACT flag football because I was trying to run around him 🤷

[@rebzyrebz308]

We were playing soccer on a steeply sloped grass hill that also had trees spotted around it. The amount of people who got tripped into trees and rolled down the hill is nuts

[@applesKIWISbananas]

This dude whipped a dodge ball into my face at max speed, swiping my glasses off and leaving me numb and swolen, and the teacher didnt even make him apologize. Whats it called? Whipping? Or was it smthn else. Idc. It hurt lmao

[@phobia99223]

I got slammed in the face during dodgeball so many times I started hiding in the bathroom for all of PE 😂😂😂

[@rachelmichele7697]

AvalonBishop MY PE CLASS WAS BASICALLY ME MY TWO FRIENDS AND THE WHOLE FOOTBALL AND SOCCER TEAM. they insisted that we play the most DISGUSTING, DEVILISH game called boccer, when the ball hits the floor it’s soccer but if you kick it and someone catches it, the game is basketball and I never touched the ball once.

[@mistyz0ne]

my class literally got banned from playing soccer and dodgeball sooo many times because the guys had to turn the shit into a wrestling match

[@PhotoshopShopCS6]

The kermit wallpaper in the back is nightmare fuel

[@lisawebb5841]

When Jenna said “why don’t you tell them what a tour leg is” I swear I thought Julien was about to say, “so our friend Dillon, he tours and he has a leg.”

[@ScarletASV]

The Holo Taco support gives me life, and I'm just a regular person. Imagine Cristine.

[@Alexisisnt]

It was so hard not to cry when they describe Bunny going onto her back for the first time. Pure dog adoption joy

[@kristenerwin2518]

Get the stapler in jello from the office on the derp leg

[@TheClarkChannel]

Or "The Office is better than Seinfeld" just to piss Jenna off 😂

[@atme365]

Omg yes!!

[@marenadreiling203]

Peach popping her head up at 0:05 right after Jenna says Achoo and looks back and forth at them both is hilarious

[@jamilapendi3287]

Everything about this podcast is hilarious ahaha😩😂

[@TheClarkChannel]

Omg somebody make that a meme

[@canneds00p]

lmaoo i thought it was added in, it was too cute

[@madixmassacre]

My gym credit was taking a class called “care and prevention of athletic injuries” which was basically watching untold stories of the ER and occasionally learning to figure 8 wrap each others ankles

[@lonelyheartsclub27]

Why the fuck was that not an option for me I hated pe

[@leasecarmona]

I was listening to this while I cleaned up the house after my daughter went to bed and kept thinking I heard her awake but it was just Kermit crying off mic 😂😂😂

[@MateoFrancisco]

me: i wonder what the background will be this week kermit: iz me. iz. me: oh kermit: me: kermit: me: kermit: *cries in silence* me: hi cermet

[@cathy6828]

What a happy wholesome interaction

[@PossiblyAlena]

Jenna: I’m not sure if I’ve told this story on the podcast before Me: idc tell me

[@V4Vonnie]

Same fam. Same.

[@marissariley7319]

LITERALLY 😩

[@CosmicEngimas]

True dink fam energy

[@PossiblyAlena]

Jessica Manscream bet

[@spoonsmcgee]

Did anybody else low-key get angry when Kermit got his way *JENNA BLINK TWICE IF YOU ARE BEING HELD CAPTIVE*

[@shasommer]

Julien: “all it takes is for you to do it once and then you hopefully like it, and then you’re like oh that’s easy I’ll just do it again. And then, you realize there is A LOT of space on your body.” Just summarized my tattoo addiction. ✌️

[@thelaughattack1515]

Get a tattoo of a tornado that says “Aries Tornado” around it & have a bunch stuff from ur house in the tornado lol

[@Rena0Dawn]

Nameless this is such a cool idea!!!

[@theatermx]

YES OMGGFDGH

[@kalligeneia10]

YESSSSS

[@ZombixMix]

_arienado_

[@Maikenkb1]

Sometimes, I sort of want to die, just to come back as one of Jenna and Julien's dogs... I'm really not depressed or anything, I just feel like their dogs are living the best life possible

[@acoasterbro]

I think this all.the.time. I want to be Peach cuz I'm from Ga like her and she came when Julien was already with Jenna

[@leiram8833]

I wanna be Mumble.

[@tdizzle2563]

Kermit resting his head on Jenna and closing his eyes literally melts my heart like the little demon just wants love he’s so good i love cement

[@user-tl5qp6jb1p]

The way that Julien talks gives me such bad flashbacks because it reminds of when I was a kid and would ask my dad what was for dinner and he would say "food." What kind of food? "Good food." What are you making though? "Dinner." But what are you making for dinner? "Food." Infuriating. 😂

[@kayleighgordon1309]

"Book fair was really lit actually. They had posters. And books."

[@KC-zy5jy]

Kayleigh Gordon one time my mom gave me $20 to spend at the book fair and I spent it all on cool erasers and pencils and pens. She was so mad lol

[@pika23]

My book fair used to have Christian young adult series. There was one about girls living in a boarding school, and one about girls who are orphaned.

[@pika23]

And a series about girls who had a party business,

[@RoyceRemix]

Jenna, next time you have to sneeze, just open-mouth sneeze *at* Julien and then scream, "BLESS YOU!" at him. He'll laugh at this retaliative act.

[@CosmicEngimas]

Royce that would open up a war lol also Royce love the fvck outta your vids! Xo

[@SaltyDecaf]

In second grade I told a kid I didn’t wanna be his friend and when he started crying the teacher made me apologize to him. This fucked with me because I was just being honest with him and I was essentially getting in trouble for something that early elementary school teachers are alway preaching is the RIGHT thing to do. Another time I got in trouble was in fourth grade. I was writing in my journal and the girl next to me started trying to read it over my shoulder so I closed it and tried putting it away but the girl started trying to rip it out of my hands. When she finally got it, she opened it up and started reading it out loud. I remember thinking, “Okay, you wanna read it so badly,” and I put my hand on the back of the journal and jammed it in her face. Looking back I think she old enough to know better than to steal someone’s stuff and I was old enough to know that it’s not alright to hurt someone. What pisses me off is that the full blame fell on me when I think we both should have gotten punished.

[@thatthinginaplace5709]

Can relate to the first one, I got asked by a kid in first grade whether he or one of my closest friends was my best friend, so I chose my close friend. Later on this kid was crying and straight-up lied to the teacher that I said I wasn't his friend. Stressing kids to be friends with everyone has probably ended in so many bad relationships, school sent so many bad messages when they were trying to be good.

[@tacoteacher8501]

Julien calling her a charger may be the cutest thing ever

[@kawaiipotato6157]

Julien should get “EH BEBE BEP BEP” tattooed on his forehead.

[@skelet0r23]

Appropriate for aries season

[@erinhildebrandt2858]

He should get it tattooed somewhere for sure

[@pasc8699]

On the back of his forearm so you see it when he claps

[@LostEveryMarble]

On his eyebrow! Like Jenna's Nike or hell yeah

[@mollydeutschman9075]

I honestly love it when Jenna and Julien are loopy cuz they’re just laughing at each other the whole podcast

[@Secretzstolen]

Jenna: *It's like walking a tortoise* Julien: *An upside down tortoise* Re: Walking Marbles

[@katrinacard8512]

Get a tattoo all of Waldo’s lost items, and turn yourself into a “Where’s Waldo”!

[@Ian-qg8ev]

Julien talking about his nails and the NEED to pick the polish off is the most real thing. I feel that in my SOUL

[@lyd510]

julien pls get the “u kno i had to it to em” hands as a tattoo

[@lazeybonez]

u kno i had to tattoo it to em

[@danielle_schuyler]

47:00 - In fourth grade (2000-2001), I remember kids would trace the veins in their arms with pen. We believed if you did it a lot though, the ink would soak through your skin and go into your bloodstream, poisoning you.

[@emilyklimok1104]

The little *wiggle* marble did with his legs at 22:54 when Julien Picked him up was so cuuuute

[@kayleighgordon1309]

my parents: how late are you going to be out me: when the answer to that is ready it will present itself to you Thanks julen

[@MMonty]

My gym classes in high school were either: - “play” basketball Or - walk around the outside of the basketball court for 50 minutes

[@tinka__]

Your telling me there's another lazy ass, doesn't-give-a-fuck-what-the-kids do teacher out there???

[@eva-ig5vz]

Kristina Alfaro every pe teacher since 2006 hasn’t give a shit.

[@emmagraceanderson1054]

toni bianchi ooh ours was volleyball. The nets were up the whole semester. They gave up at the end and didn’t even make us change out.

[@surprisesdaedra2863]

My high school PE teacher actually did make us work out. He’d have us run around for five minutes, do stretches and then have us do different volleyball or basketball techniques. That, or he’d give us theory.

[@selkiedraws]

SAME and I hate basketball so I would always be walking around the outside 😂

[@adhdchanel]

Julien : "This is filthy, phones are filthy, don't put that into your mouth" Also Julien *some time ago* *Putting high heal into Jenna's mouth

[@murphi8238]

Julien pointing at kerment and saying “wot is this” is a whole mood

[@kelseyjoj3745]

Julien, get a tattoo of a book going into a paper shredder. A cook book.

[@kelseyjoj3745]

Because who needs recipes

[@atme365]

A magazine into a paper shredder

[@tatyana1230]

Yes. So much yes.

[@ladyofhousepounce1116]

He should get a tattoo of the slanted pin rack.

[@weesh4645]

I love how Jenna so passionately defends marbles autonomy. Soulmates 😘

[@leojacko]

JULIEN if you don't get a tattoo of a random staircase in a forest on your derp leg then I WILL GET IT TATTED FOR YOU

[@rebeccafernandez8451]

I'm watching this while my baby is napping. I heard crying and thought she woke up so I went to check on her but it wasnt her it was cermit crying lol

[@spencerallegra]

This podcast was worth the wait based off that background alone. * chef’s kiss *

[@coralasinthereef]

omg jenna literally i grew up hearing the story of my brother & his best friend in kindergarten getting in trouble & being sent to the principal for playing “french fry fingers”- a game where they had to bite each others fingers lmao 😅 when asked why they were biting each others fingers they both answered that it was “just for fun!!” so ur not alone jenna

[@Starsim99]

Julen should get some of Jenna's iconic creations tattooed on his derp leg like the soap bed or the toothbrush costume or the spiral of acrylic nails

[@adaflorescu3443]

Home Kermit and World Kermit accurately represents his Gemini self ♊️

[@rn4796]

Omgggggg so true