Pokémon Fact! No.282 - Gardevoir

#shorts #scarlet #violet #pokemonscarlet #pokemonviolet

[@RegiRobShot]

Video of my visit to the Tokyo Pokémon Center & Café is up now! kzbin.info/www/bejne/mKmXh3uCn7qLp9E

[@zhubwat]

I think "small black holes" is pretty reasonable. "Small" is a LOT of leeway for describing black holes, given that we currently and routinely create small black holes ourselves, as a matter of course! In fact, it's a lot more farfetched to suddenly draw the line at magical and mythical creatures creating black holes when pokeballs are bigger on the inside and we can store and retrieve living beings on computers.

[@theguywhoasked2597]

​@@zhubwat its not that its outlandish its that we will all die if that was true

[@muhammadfarisdamienbinkama9480]

If I see a gardevoir I will run away from it

[@thacasualgamer0711]

How do they know Gardevoir can make black hole 😏

[@TrueSolunar]

Gardevoir literally does this as its Unite Move in Pokémon Unite… If you are in the rather sizable AoE, you are as good as dead…

[@superfred1.9]

"Getting affected by gravity? Just say no. Gravity cannot legally pull you towards earth without your consent." - Gardevoir

[@-originalLemon-]

😏💀

[@MrToastyYT]

@@-originalLemon- mad

[@sryc]

Starts floating

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

Do you believe in gravity -DIO from JoJo's bizarre adventure

[@casualdinofan1953]

No

[@conduit64]

"Humans think gravity is a law, but it's really more of a suggestion." -Gardevoir

[@Beta-TheJ]

I think of laws as suggestions anyway.

[@shreyasjaiswal2196]

the definition of a low is a statement which alligns with the observations If there are exceptions it is not a law

[@federationofbread]

@@Beta-TheJ which law.... Exactly?

[@Beta-TheJ]

@@federationofbread Yes.

[@TrueSolunar]

*ASDF movie intensifies…*

[@Emilicat]

”I was just trying to protect my trainer!” ”She was ripped to shreds cause you bent reality godammit!”

[@connorgrieshaber4047]

That's a minor detail.

[@Sulferlines]

What caused Gardevoir to do that? A Zubat....

[@SirbleGurble]

Hehe was that a dorkly reference?

[@Emilicat]

@@SirbleGurble yes

[@murlog2019]

@@Sulferlines i mean if its mooncave..

[@Esemae]

"When gardevoir's trainer is in danger" Trainer: I am the danger

[@soiboi685]

That “*mommy*", I felt that 😢

[@datingwiafusexclubdatingwiDOKI]

#METOOOO

[@dominickbigornia9460]

Its meep

[@LoganverseS1]

Same

[@Paura_e_qui]

Y'all are simping for a pokèmon, y'all are weird🤯

[@Artistic_Editor10]

yea even tho SHE'S MY SECOND FAVOURITE POKÉMON edit: I don't simp for her I'm a fan of her

[@HORRIOR1]

Gardevoir being able to ignore gravity comes in handy considering how most fan art depicts its body proportions.

[@havok3212]

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[@zirbb]

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[@harrisonfranco3456]

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[@AidTimeGaming]

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[@awkwardsaurusrex2079]

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[@LittleAcoustic_YT]

Gives warnings for comments and then gives reasons for comments.

[@RegiRobShot]

The ol' switcheroo

[@Vbfgidvjfbk]

@@RegiRobShot Tables have turned

[@Hsiajrtbajamma]

😂😂

[@-.-Mochi-.]

​@@Vbfgidvjfbkturns have tabled

[@Waddup4552]

​@@-.-Mochi-. chairs have rotated

[@gluttonousgoddess]

Idea: the "black holes" are misunderstood Shadow Balls.

[@joesephyouseff5497]

Makes sence

[@nekofrisk1005]

Maybe it’s compressed enough shadow balls it gains it’s own gravity, not compressed enough to be a true black hole but just enough to suck things into it

[@Dumbsourplum]

probably lol, Since a small black hole would be practically useless, Tackle would be more effective than a small black hole lol

[@atroecious9357]

Just checked. At no point does Gardevoir learn Shadow Ball without the assist of a TM. Not in movepool, not as a carryover from Kirlia, and not as an egg move. As such, this would require every Gardevoir to have their trainer teach them Shadow Ball upon evolving for this to be an accurate pokedex entry, and would possibly allude to black holes being in the entries for Pokemon who learn it by level up

[@eggseed6543]

You just fixed pokedex

[@S0ulAvenu3]

Let's be honest, taht thumbnail is the reason we clicked in this video

[@Silly_fanboy]

Lol

[@Fjord-lq5ry]

Yeah, what's your point?

[@E_12937]

I was just scrolling lol

[@lovestospuge666]

And?

[@Masqueraider4U]

Nah but it did get my guy a subscription 😂

[@Sammy_The_Umbreon]

'Yo, yall actually still believe in Gravity? Just walk on a wall man' -Gardevoir

[@user-gameshow52]

Я упал

[@BigScrem]

Wow what an interesting pokemon! I cant wait to google it for more cool and interesting information!

[@W-West5555]

Wait no don’t

[@Yeetusdeleteusorcoolguy123]

No no no no dont

[@angelmariaguerreromarquez1073]

F

[@WhatWhoDis]

Rip

[@dinohuntertame]

no no no

[@theauditor3224]

"NOOOOOOO POKEDEX WRONG" The anime mons doing way more outlandish shit: O B S E R V E

[@alexskocy9948]

Ash casually carrying cosmoeme who is 999.9 lbs

[@catnip5315]

​@@alexskocy9948 he may be a God in disguise 👀 we'll never know...

[@superzockertvyt9630]

@@alexskocy9948 lilly has it in her Backpack in the game too

[@alexskocy9948]

@@catnip5315 I'm just saying mewtwo had to block his punch

[@Merilirem]

@@alexskocy9948 Unfortunately Ash is weak to Psychic types being a Fighting type Legendary.

[@SugarCrush_MK1992]

Honestly, Gardevoir being such an empathetic Pokemon and a psychic type would make it one of the best emotional support companions.

[@SugarCrush_MK1992]

@Sophia Bechler nah, dude, I’m serious. Like, joking aside, Gardevoir would make an excellent companion.

[@epicnamehere2]

​@sophiabechler9505 Not everyone is horny for a fictional creature that in reality isn't that seductive at all and only has the reputation it does because some people decided to make its chest slightly bigger

[@Kyonari]

and perfect if you get no girlfriend i mean theres no law against that

[@SugarCrush_MK1992]

@@Kyonari Ew.

[@Kyonari]

@@SugarCrush_MK1992 i mean thats a fact and i dont like it either

[@Russian-VR-o5x]

BATMAN!!! there is no rules against the Pokémon Batman -Joker

[@JayKay766]

gardevoir really said ´fuck you palkia´

[@Kris_Delta.]

Part 1:Palkia: HEY STOP IT Gardevior: but my trainer is in danger Palkia: ok just stop when you're done Part 2: palkia: DIDNT I SAY STOP Gardevior: BUT MY TRAINER IS TILL IN DANGER Palkia: I SAYED STOP Later...... Palkia: dialga go faint that gardevior for me will ya? Dialga: buy ons of those big mac's and ill do it deal? Palkia *sigh* deal. Dialga: used iron head! Gardevior flinched and couldn't move Dialga used iron head! Gardevior fainted! Palkia: here your big mac. Dialga: thanks brother! Part 3: Giritina: why the hell is a gardevior here Palkia: uhhhhhhh a accident? Giritina: did you kill a pokemon?! Palkia: dialga did it. Dialga: he made a deal Giritina: YOU KNOW DAD DOESNT ALLOW TH- Arceus: i dont allow what? Giritina: palkia made dialga kill a gardevior because gardevior made a black hole and wouldn't stop

[@a_random_lizard]

Palkia knows well that backtalking her will end up with them getting Moonblasting off again

[@morpekokid4262]

Ok thats really funny

[@NCSGaming15]

@@a_random_lizard bitch gonna use calm mind too 💀

[@oofman-k3b]

"trainer comes" And for my neutral special, I have a giratina Palkia & Dialga: Wha-

[@ashton-rb7qt]

The big-mac👍

[@imaSeraphRBX]

But the lions can come together and create Lion Physics. Something Gardevoir cannot bend.

[@RegiRobShot]

Y'know what, I didn't even consider that

[@yayas8300]

Lion physics are still physics but for lions no matter what it will still count as physics therefore still be normal physics but lion

[@Pm-606-42O]

Lysics

[@tabplayzyt4463]

69 likes.... would be a shame if someone would like it.... Edit:ggez

[@Giga_Cheditz]

She can bend her back though🤤

[@trulyagoose]

Poocheyena: *bites trainers ankle* Gardevoir, on her way to turn said Poocheyena into a fucking powder: *YOUVE YEE'D YOUR LAST HAW*

[@Juno-bug]

A POWDER 💀

[@CharzzTheAnimated]

YEE HAW- *mellts*

[@aaryavaze1496]

A few moments later... It had no effect as the Poocheyena is a dark type, the surrounding however...

[@LycannCrimson-io7sp]

​@@aaryavaze1496gardevoir can learn fire/water/ice/fighting/electric/ghost/fairy/grass/flying/normal type for no reason 💀💀💀💀. I'm using calm mind psychics shadow ball and brick break for my gardevoir😅😅😅😅

[@aaryavaze1496]

@@LycannCrimson-io7sp brick break?

[@Skity_13_AF]

that ''mommy!'' 💀

[@thedepression950]

''uses every bit of psychic power it has'' ladies and gentleman, potencial man #2

[@NachtBogen]

What a concise well worded description of what gardevoir is all about. Now if you excuse me I have some respectful Google searches to make

[@darkspyro2365]

Ayo

[@Lil_Gwimbly]

🤨

[@havok3212]

Same

[@Dimentio249]

Respectful my foot, we all know what google searches you are doing!

[@dhanushs.s2093]

🗿.....🥂 there are some fabulous literature work on the topic brutha.....

[@space_vortex383]

"oh no trainer ill protect you" *casually creates black hole*

[@69Dark69]

💀

[@AyooTataa]

💀

[@shuriken3438]

💀

[@MRMEME61]

GG💀

[@ANSKZ_]

For those that don’t know, you can’t choose the thumbnail on KZbin Shorts. That being said, the thumbnail that it randomly choose is SO PERFECT I CAN’T

[@mdbgamer556]

It's glorious.

[@KABIGON4445]

Actually you can choose You just have to put it on a particular timestamp

[@listafa_goated_ship]

Not trying to hate or anything, but you cant choose thumbnails on yt shorts. Regular yt videos, yes, but yt shorts no@@KABIGON4445

[@mattgames1]

Actually when you post a short you can choose thumbnails based on what is shown in the short

[@ANSKZ_]

Yeah now you can choose the thumbnail. When I made this comment 9 months ago that wasn’t an option, it was just random and you got what you got.

[@raptierraptureredangel4165]

"You are under arrest!" Gardevoir: what did i do? "For breaking the laws of physics"

[@zolasamarita]

Gardevoir: I prefer the term "chooses to ignore physics"

[@A_random_chezbourger]

“It’s massive…” Me: SHOW ME “Powers” Me: ah dang it

[@Beakrat]

naah

[@nopls3607]

I've always loved Gardevoir since I was a kid, I caught a ralts after I saw wally get one and he carried my team of bugs, just wish I could say Gardevoir is my favorite without people assuming that I'm weird about it

[@RegiRobShot]

I meme on Gardevoir a lot but Gardevoir and Gallade are genuinely cool Pokémon. And I absolutely love Iron Valiant's design!

[@ronaid-with-an-i]

Lopunny is the same case, its mega has the hilarious fake out last resort set and people think I'm weird for liking it But my favourite pokemon is sigilyph so I'm still weird just in a different way

[@Luna-zx1fx]

@@RegiRobShot It'd be cool if there was a female equivalent to the Gallade evolution. Since Gallades are exclusively male and Gardevoir has a 50/50 of being male or female, it'd make a neat addition to the gang

[@Ag3nt27]

@@Luna-zx1fx gardevoir is the female equivalent to gallade

[@Luna-zx1fx]

@@Ag3nt27 A common misconception, but male Gardevoirs have always existed

[@pulga2855]

Poor Gardevoir got ruined by the internet..

[@Kyonari]

Vaporeon

[@BruhManOnYoutube]

​@@Kyonari just eevees in general got ruined

[@John_OrangeFish]

Lopunny

[@pro_crafter_12]

Muk

[@yayas8300]

Lucario

[@msm_mega8385]

"Gardevoir I stuck in the washing machine!" (summons black hole to absorb washing machine)

[@Giga_Cheditz]

I’d rather have her stuck in the washing machine🤤

[@69Dark69]

💀

[@Mynameishassan0]

“Oh shit my rotom!”

[@ImTheStrongestHehehe]

Welp, they're dead.

[@tinypanzer]

The Barrett M82 (standardized by the U.S. military as the M107) is a recoil-operated, semi-automatic anti-materiel rifle developed by the American company Barrett Firearms Manufacturing. Also called the Light Fifty (due to its chambering of the .50 BMG 12.7×99mm NATO cartridge),[2][3] the weapon is classified in three variants: the original M82A1 (and M82A3) models, the bullpup M82A2 model, and the Barrett M107A1, with an attached muzzle brake (designed to accept a suppressor, and made out of titanium instead of steel). The M82A2 is no longer manufactured, though the XM500 can be seen as its successor. Despite being designated as an anti-materiel rifle, the M82 can also be deployed as an anti-personnel system.

[@nurventilatoren]

Don't forget, its not always a female Gardevoir. Means, it can not only bend physics, but its trainer too.

[@GuyWithAGreatsword]

This is why gardevoir is the best pokemon to have as a friend, very loyal and loving ^^ Also I heard from someone that psychic and ghost type pokemon can change their appearance or at least make themselves look different in the eyes of a person so all that fanart isn't too far off 😏

[@communistblocc1916]

Do you know where or the exact explanation?

[@GuyWithAGreatsword]

@@communistblocc1916 no sadly, I heard it a long time ago somewhere. I think it was a video about some ghost type in Legends Arceus but I don't remember

[@communistblocc1916]

@@GuyWithAGreatsword I think I know the video you were speaking of. From HybridHero, this man married a pokemon?

[@communistblocc1916]

@@GuyWithAGreatsword Please do see if I was right on the vid.

[@GuyWithAGreatsword]

@@communistblocc1916 can't find it

[@robertevansiv2438]

Honestly the Pokedex is 90% of the reason that Gardevoir is my favorite Pokemon

[@JokerFromPersona5Royal]

So this is the curse of being a Gardevoir fan huh…

[@RegiRobShot]

Yup, for eternity

[@jabarithegoldenlucario8841]

A lot of people say that the black holes Gardevoir creates just kill everything because that’s what black holes do. In my opinion, I think they function more like pocket dimensions Gardevoir can just open and close at will.

[@thelostwanderergames4287]

Good point but in my opinion since Gardevoir can use shadow ball and is stated to (not sure how to word this) like its trainer more than normal Pokémon it could be similar to mega evolution and it just creates a really bs shadow ball when it’s trainers in danger since Gardevoir having a pocket dimension doesn’t sound right

[@zolasamarita]

​@@thelostwanderergames4287Gardevoir can only learn shadow ball through a TM, not by leveling up, egg moves, or tutors. Only by a TM. Meaning if the black hole is just a shadow ball then every trainer with a Gardevoir intentionally teaches them that move.

[@fantaisgood]

As great minds say "the greater the mass, the greater the attraction"

[@Xahnel]

Gardevoir's entire pokedex collection is nothing but various explanations of how much Gardevoir loves and adores its trainer, and it is even called the Embrace Pokemon. It hugs people so much, it is NAMED for hugging. It will kill to keep its trainer safe and happy. And people are shocked that a sea of lonely nintendo boys quietly fell in love? And then they give us a version in a wedding dress? And now there is a mecha version! And yeah, I know Nintendo says Iron Valiant is known for its cruelty but first off, it's from the future it can't be known for much of anything, and second, my Nebula is a sweet little lady who loves to do courtsies and take naps.

[@jefffeyalbertson5591]

There is no mechanical gardevoir it's future paradox gallade which u get from evolving a male kirlia with a dawn stone Edit: you get gallade from evolving a male kirlia with a dawn stone not iron valliant

[@eggseed6543]

Kinda ironic giving the pokemon who is named for hugging a massive chest horn. Also the "paradox" in the paradox pokemon class has a meaning, so anything written can be easily wrong

[@Xahnel]

@@jefffeyalbertson5591 dude, it's literally a combination of gardevoir and gallade.

[@peepogladcruub5743]

This is why mommy Gardevoir is the best Pokémon, it protects it's trainer by summoning a black hole. I always try to catch a Raltz and evolve them whenever I play the older gen games

[@GuyWithAGreatsword]

Same

[@Milk_6400]

In sapphire, it's a 1% chance, and I spent way too long catching three

[@peepogladcruub5743]

@@Milk_6400 Yeh sapphire was my favourite

[@MeatObelisk]

remember it has to be a female to evolve into gardevoir

[@GuyWithAGreatsword]

@@MeatObelisk no it doesn't sadly, I hate that male gardevoirs exist because we already have gallade so we don't need a male gardevoir

[@hi4705]

Gardevoir: THE NEXT PERSON TO INSULT MY TRAINER GETS IT Trainer: I’m not good at anything… Gardevoir: Trainer: Gardevoir: Trainer: Gardevoir: *black hole* Trainer: AAAAAAAAAAAA-

[@yurithenun6783]

Probably nerfs itself by breaking the laws of physics.

[@waterdominic134music]

Basically if it’s trainer is in danger it kills itself and the thing hurting it’s trainer

[@definitelynotthefoundation5646]

"I was just trying to protect my trainer!" "YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO FULL DIRTY DEEDS DONE DIRT CHEAP AND MESS WITH DIMENSIONS TO DO THAT GARDIVOIR JUST USE MOONBLAST OR SOMETHING"

[@Potato72080]

"But that was more effective"

[@RiceCooker-san]

why cant i escape jojo references

[@definitelynotthefoundation5646]

@@RiceCooker-san because it's all a Jojo's reference

[@MRMEME61]

I saw it many comments and short video talking about JoJo reference hey it's JoJo reference You can't escape JoJo reference.

[@KirboIsSad]

"If there is a hole... There is.goal...." -Master Oogway

[@zirbb]

Black hole 🗿

[@metallgranensju3878]

🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

[@theExilesMan]

Fun fact: Gardevoir would kill its trainer if it was to do this

[@shark20069]

*"Fun* fact"

[@zolasamarita]

Jokes on you, I wanna die!

[@SillyLittleMan55]

“Come on! I was only trying to protect my trainer!” “Ma brotha, you fucking BENT REALITY ITSELF DAMNIT!”

[@Darksilver740]

Well, with enough *mass,* Gardevoir could certainly create gravitational pulls so... I believe it

[@luggy6117]

And this is why gardevoir is my favorite. Really cool powers, telepathy, anti-gravity, inter-dimensional control, and protective with a nice design.

[@kinglyzebra6417]

One can argue that this power means Gardevoir's "fannon" designs are lore-accurate

[@mdbgamer556]

That is a very valid point... >.>

[@firstswordcorvus7368]

And another fun fact, if you want your character to be hugged and kissed by their Gardevoir. Just trade one onto Soul Silver or Heart Gold and max that friendship up and make sure she's following you outside her ball. It's just a hug and a kiss on the cheek, but it's honestly the most intimate I've experienced in a main Pokemon game. My Gardevoir according to the game text after picking up a mysterious item and I decided to let her keep it, turned out to be a golden leaf and she used it as a hairpin. Not even kidding, if my DS didn't break I'd screenshot it

[@mdbgamer556]

Replicate this and screenshot it. :D

[@Disheartthorn]

Who said it was a girl?

[@firstswordcorvus7368]

I did cause I only use female Ralts line lmao, just my aesthetic though. Male I make into Gallade and box him, usually because I already have a fighting type or have something with fighting type coverage. And I have Gardevoir for special coverage since lately I can't trade evolve any trade evolutions right now on any game besides Legends Arceus. And I still don't have the new games. Otherwise idk of any other special/psychic user that I'd like. I'm using Aegislash for the first time on Sword, never used it before in previous games. And wasn't able to get X, Y, or ORAS before the 3DS lost the eShop. Only 3DS Pokemon game I have is Ultra Moon

[@Mynameishassan0]

@@firstswordcorvus7368I just think your weird

[@firstswordcorvus7368]

That's fine, I own that and I consider it a compliment. But in all seriousness I'm just saying what I found out. And I think anyone or anything that looks like a woman in a dress should only be female, or in a feminine figure also should only be female. It's a personal preference and belief

[@darienb1127]

You brought up the same point that Gnoggin and Lockstien brought up. If Gardevoir could create small black holes, it should be able to control them. The entire world isn't gonna implode the second a Gardevoir tries to do it.

[@finallyimginger3223]

"I think it can choose how to break them" is a good line

[@Falconael5690]

The “black holes” that Gardevoir creates are just one-way portals with a gravitational pull.

[@devonblackwell7405]

I don’t understand why people are simping for this thing

[@sandy_nes31]

I think she's a cute pokémon but I've never felt any attraction to her, she's probably not my type lmao

[@RegiRobShot]

It's called *degeneracy*

[@dubu9108]

True

[@Disheartthorn]

​@@sandy_nes31she?

[@saness_da_real_one]

​@@RegiRobShotTHERE ARE NO LAWS AGAINST POKÉMON REGI! I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT WITH THEM! IM GONNA GO FUG AN BIDOOF NOW!

[@sakshamsharma8216]

Its gardevior's signature move in pokemon unite

[@jepjep6740]

Gardevoir is like the best waifu and the best Pokémon you can ever asked for.

[@pepsishark1747]

tru

[@Meeetyfeet]

If gardevior can bend physics to its will then can't it change its egg group If so Do they have a thing for grimmer and muk

[@Venom2191onxbox]

Oh god

[@yayas8300]

Wait no, you have a point

[@zolasamarita]

They casually ignore physics, I believe they are allowed to like whoever the fuck they want.

[@AceXGamer-yb7pv]

Gardevoir can just be like "pfft, screw gravity" and walk on the flipping ceiling!

[@admiralfurret]

Gardevoir really said ,,if there's no hole, just make one with your pole"

[@LycannCrimson-io7sp]

THAT'S WHY I LOVE GARDEVOIR. SHE'S MEGA STRONG. SHE DOESN'T NEED MEGA FORM TO BE STRONG BECAUSE SHE ALREADY STRONG FROM THE START. Oh yeah I like gallade too, mega gallade look like a superhero, so mega cool🤩🤩🤩🤩

[@qwertyman321]

Fuck gravity, fuck physics as well. -gardevoir probably

[@Perceptionreflection]

The Gothitelle line can literally warp space. In my fakemon story - specifically the second part called Expanse - I have 12 of them psychically bonded to trainers alongside a single eternally sleeping Abra to teleport people across space.

[@mdbgamer556]

"eternally sleeping Abra" Snas? :D

[@SimpyShrimpyIsSilly]

Another reason why I wish Pokémon were real. Need me some Pokémon body guards

[@Venom2191onxbox]

Is that so?

[@guizintheinsect5022]

Yeah,me too,specially a meowscarada,it's good,it's a magician,and i like magic(no horni,you bulls,no horni) Although i'd wanna be a hybrid of some sorts,dunno,umbreon+vaporeon+me,we're kinda cool

[@guizintheinsect5022]

But anyways,pokemons are cool

[@Disheartthorn]

NGL I'd just look for Jirachi and give up my humanity.

[@tommyroddenberry66]

Yeah body guards, alright man ain't judging your priorities

[@radhair3049]

Honestly, I feel like people just. forget how lethal a lot of the characters we brand as lewd bait are Gentle reminder that Astolfo can *level islands and move at near-lightspeed.*

[@Disheartthorn]

Yea that's true.

[@ЦыпелмаГомбоева-з7п]

That thumbnail goee CRAZY

[@DaMoniable]

Does this mean that by technicality, gardevoir can choose to ignore the effects of its chest spike stabbing their trainer during huggle times?

[@equalibrius8691]

Shit just went from 0 to 100 in a milisecond

[@DaMoniable]

@@equalibrius8691 This is the kind of thing that keeps me up at night. I mean think about it. With gardevoir, you are literally one hug away from an unscheduled open heart surgery. D:

[@zolasamarita]

​@@DaMoniable is it really that sharp? You never know, it could be retractable.

[@tommyroddenberry66]

​@@DaMoniablethat's more like a extra difficulty

[@youraveragenpc1]

Checkmate lions got me

[@Judey_Toons]

"A black hole is still a hole" - me

[@kaloz429mobile9]

it can be peach 😌

[@TherealJ404]

@@kaloz429mobile9 :skull:

[@YaBoiNikhs]

me immediately searching gardevoir in the hub

[@Kirbyfan7209]

Gardevoir: “I won’t let you lay a finger on my master!” *summons a black hole* Trainer: gets sucked in Gardevoir: +_+

[@user-gameshow52]

Она/он его от туда достанет при надобности

[@Rajclaw]

In terms of physics the “small” black holes Gardevior could make would pretty much kill everything, and if we’re talking really small then it’d just decay away quickly. The Pokedex has to be wrong on what exactly Gardevior is doing here, it’s that or their physic power is so strong they can literally force a Black Hole to somehow not have the gravitational forces that they should have. Also get some help, don’t fuck Pokémon.

[@shrumalogre517]

Very very nice.

[@EXISTANCE-FADING-FAST.]

The last sentence is an oasis in this desert filled with the comments of simping loners. Thank you, friend

[@budgetproductions1178]

If it had the power to create a small blackhole, it most likely have the power to sustain and control it.

[@jefffeyalbertson5591]

Someone mentioned it could just be a misunderstood shadow ball

[@zolasamarita]

​@@jefffeyalbertson5591 but can't a Gardevoir only learn shadow ball through a TM?

[@drewdoesrandomstuff]

Everybody with me! SMASH!

[@EXISTANCE-FADING-FAST.]

I mean smash, but stop it

[@kaloz429mobile9]

SMASH!!!1!!!

[@gamer_glenn5438]

No

[@zolasamarita]

Pass

[@pepsishark1747]

@@EXISTANCE-FADING-FAST. you

[@SeafoamMidori]

This here is the singular reason why Gardevoir is my favorite. They love their trainer so unconditionally that they are willing to COMMIT MURDER

[@Authoritygrunt]

Idk why but honestly every time he says “Gardevoir” i just keep on hearing Garden War

[@RegiRobShot]

It's that damn accent!

[@xenocake3561]

Dialga, Palkia and Giratina want to know gardevoirs location

[@zolasamarita]

Which one?

[@CreamyPesto505]

10 year old me: Sees Wally catch Ralts then proceeds to walk in grass for an hour to find rare, interesting looking psychic type, then raising it, seeing how elegant Gardevoir is, and deciding it's one of my favorite Pokemon.🎉😁👏 Adult me: watches the internet turn one of my favorite Pokemon into a sex meme.🤮😭

[@sir.beltropes6769]

Most pokemon break the laws of physics...

[@Kingsupertrunks]

So a pokemon that wants their trainer at all costs that kinda nice

[@Shy_guy700]

I don’t care about the questionable jokes, but that’s pretty cute how she does that to really protect her trainer and that’s why I like gardevoir

[@Impresora22]

"Gravity Is A Harness, I Have Harnessed The Harness" - Gardevoir

[@Zuru_edits123]

Bro summoned the whole fandom with that thumbnail 😭

[@Minefan50000]

"Mommy" killed me💀

[@Nyerw]

"Did you know that Gardevoir, Mommy" Me:"↪️↔️↗️↪️↔️↙️↩️↖️↩️↔️↙️↩️↖️↩️↕️↩️↕️↩️💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@Hyperzertoon01]

That's why she's my favorite aside from being elegant and probably wife material she's basically one of the most op mons

[@Pauljimart]

fun fact the smaller the black hole the stronger it is

[@Trustee-of-The-Most-High]

That Pokedex entry sounds like her last banbros resume

[@blazelb7806]

Gardevoir : Touch mt trainer , i'm gonna destroy you, Opposent : Attack Trainer Gardevoir : Nah I'd Win , Reverse Inequation : Black Holes

[@Jukenote_playz_gamez]

The “mommy” killed me ☠️☠️☠️

[@HumbugTheEtherealBee]

The way he said "Mommy 😩" 💀💀💀💀💀

[@bradenizer9796]

If gardivoir can manipulate reality just imagine how power arceus must be to create a Pokémon like this.

[@zolasamarita]

Do not be surprised by the strength of an entity that everyone unanimously agrees to call "god"

[@artisticsolarninja]

That gardevoir ain't no mommy. Its a daddy

[@adityalal8202]

Batman-"No joker No!!!!" Joker-"It's a Pokemon batman..he he he there are no law against Pokemon batman" Batman-"Joooker Noooooo!!!"

[@SquareSok]

"Oh no! Is that a wolf than will *bite me* ? " Gardevoir: OH NO! HES IN DANGER! *Litterally dooms all of humanity by making a small black hole*

[@RLSteffler]

Team Rocket, on the other hand, has never defied gravity.

[@glados7701]

''The fact that I can distort reality is more real than the chances of RegiRobShot getting a woman.'' -Gardevoir

[@The_Bro.]

Gardevoir is one my favorite Pokémon but not for any messed up reasons like most people,my first Pokemon game was Alpha Sapphire and Gardevoir along with Swampert were my two strongest Pokemon and as a kid I thought gardevoir and gallade had awesome designs and would try to draw them often.

[@thepanzerofthelake732]

Gardevoir be like: *Gravity is a harness* *Ȋ̴̹̦́͂̉ ̴̭͈̤̄̉͂̇͒̐͋͒̋̚H̷͈̤̅͌̈̎͆̄̄̉̉̚͠͝À̸̢́̏͐̽͆̍̋̏̓̚̕V̶̧̛̛̂̉̂̄̔E̷̡̯̜̦̣̐̓̒͐ ̴̢̧̤̼̪̱̝̦̦̍̀͜͜Ḩ̷͈͇̭͚̳̼̣̬̙́̀͜A̶̹̻̬̹̻̥̤͕̎̅̃͑R̷̳̖̪͉͕̞͙̱͙̞̐̈́̀́̒̎̃̚N̶͖͙̑͂̄̅͛̂͊͘͝E̷͚̎̿̊͆̔̾̾̊̐͐̓̕S̴̢̝͍̗̥̄̈́͝S̷̨͚̓Ę̵͇̻͙̭̦̉͜D̸̼̮̊ ̵̧̢̺̞͈̇̒̋͂̇̈̄͋̽̂T̸̢͓̘̩̹͈͍̹͔͙̺̀͑̒̑̾̋̐̀̐͑͝H̴̟̭̲͙̹͙̲̤̰͇̖͇̋͑Ȩ̴̬̺̫͈͈̺̞̂ ̷̧̭̪͕̠̖̖͊̔̄͗̅̊̉̉͠H̶̡̗̱̪̮̠͙̙̀̓̓̀͐A̶̧̱̟̩͌͂̓̓̔͋̏͘͘͘͝R̴̢̨͚̱̳͖̮̥̮͔̎̃͂̓̂́́̒̓̔̈́̕͜͜N̷̦̹̯͇̥̦̥̮͐̑̎̍͂̃͛̈́͌͘̕͘͜E̷͖̊̍̓Ş̸̢̢͚̗̟̻̪̭͚̮̈́͒́̽̈́̚S̸̜̘̫̙̗̤̖͒͌*

[@I_love_bread_and_Hungry_Jacks]

Funny how one of the most humanoid pokemon can't give offspring with a human, but Vaporeon can.

[@the_infinexos]

She was the primary poke-girlfriend before the Vaporeon meme

[@PeePoo-t5t]

"Theres no rules against the pokemon batman"

[@TABEM-10]

Listen Gardevoir is a smash but that thumbnail was UNNECESSARY bro