Pokémon Sword & Shield Direct but the lyrics are what's happening onscreen

insert something Scottish here that I can't pretend to make up or I'll probably offend the universe with my ignorance :3
Anywhere there are lyrics ... I literalize XD You guys thinking of getting Pokemon Sword or Shield? :D I wanna get Shield; that dog has its stuck in a screen door and I feel like I need to help it :3
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Favorite line: Is Jesus biking?!

[@dauclairdelune]

"Just catch it to cure Sobble's depression" *A small price to pay for salvation*

[@dim8500]

C r i

[@icecubes9056]

How does the person singing this not crack up

[@Therunawayglacon]

Just give it some jelly filled doughnuts

[@ScorbunGame]

I'm cracking up at "emo uber" and "transition from violenceeeeee!"

[@0SDCM]

Same here emo Uber had me do spit take when I was drinking water, almost choked lol

[@acedd7030]

Transition from "my legs"

[@auburncrescent]

I know what I’m naming my Corviknight now. 😂

[@NeutralCivilian8264]

Wat.........

[@goroufromgenshin57107]

Take my sub. I like ur name and pfp!

[@tattersthebat6253]

The champion should've been Queen Elizabeth with 2 level 100 Yampers.

[@Ninjaman50]

Major missed opportunity. -2/10.

[@damthatssick]

Missed the opportunity :(

[@juliaguevara4512]

And then a unicorn because she needs a unicorn Pokemon. (Also its Scotland's national animal)

[@peropero2208]

Probably 3 Yampers 1 Roserade 1 Swanna and 1 Gumshoos

[@Moonlightbliss858]

@@peropero2208 Why would she own the trump pokemon? I'd swap that for pyroar since that's on the logo with the unicorn

[@KYNGA100]

"Main character has emotions" YAAAASSS !!!

[@denos1699]

What is this blasphemy

[@taaaaati]

Finallyyyyy

[@typeglace6608]

Now we wont have Friend goes away: :)

[@22ballergaming82]

420 likes

[@eggyt1153]

GIANT RAICHU DOES A BIG FLEX!

[@ShadowDuelist15]

*_N O T H I N G B E A T S A J E L L Y F I L L E D D O N U T_*

[@sarameiwayne2816]

OI SLAG YOU WANNA AVE A CHEEKY POKEMON FIGHT?

[@Shy_Monke]

true

[@SwaggerJoyce]

*_W H A T A B O U T A D O N U T F I L L E D J E L L Y ? !_*

[@xanethedarkwerehog]

ShadowDuelist15 XDXDXDXD

[@Schneeregen_]

Rice Ball will remember this.

[@masterlele7619]

“That should’ve killed the trainer” actually killed me. Love this!

[@todbilegotgonbat3943]

Most excited for the Jesus bicycle.

[@salanadrylis3621]

Yes. Edit: I have started a "Yes" train.

[@sh1tpostswiper60]

Yes

[@ayza7]

Yes

[@Notkotoyin]

Yes

[@lumin0us.lazuli]

No ( actually yes but I wanted to break the chain )

[@renookami4651]

"main character has emotions" W-wait what?! 11/10, best pokemon protagonist!

[@diamondmasterandwillythecat]

Laughs in every mystery dungeon game

[@TacticalShad0ws]

"Divine Beast Lasers" Lmao I always called them cat lasers

[@kyubeyz_7062]

Vey, Tactician of Ylisse It’s just botw now. More open world, a champion, a laser thing....

[@Missingno_Miner]

my favorite lines: shiny box and barf kirby as a pokeball emo uber speed to the extreme it explodes that should have killed the trainerrrrr. (well we know the corviknight taxi stuff will use the slogan:Speed to the extreme now)

[@brindalopez821]

Vey, Tactician of Ylisse did u watch the humblenoob

[@TacticalShad0ws]

@@brindalopez821 HmMmm... Perhaps. Yes, actually. I called them that before I watched her though.

[@eduardobustamante4749]

Divine Beast Vah Zamacenta

[@slyflyaquafy7194]

0:21 "Antennas are the fashion" Makoto, Hajime, Shuichi, Kaede & Kiibo: *Clapping while crying*

[@tsumugistwistedsister1606]

yu forgot kayayday

[@slyflyaquafy7194]

@@tsumugistwistedsister1606 fixed it 😁

[@azura-chan8364]

You also forgot about Komaru

[@vultobu]

Kaedead

[@OfficialWindowSill]

KAMAKURA KAMAKURA YAS QUEEN

[@definitelynotmoe]

*sheep of darkness joined by yelling flower and turtle* what have you come to nintendo?

[@leafshade3643]

Closest to gen 1 in a while.

[@leafshade3643]

Question Nintendo they'll remove Wooloo from the next game.

[@waylonlewin3322]

part of wooloo is dark the wool is just white as snow now

[@mahabubaalam4694]

LMAO I WAS LAUGHING LIKE CRAZY WHEN U SAID DAT!!

[@uriregev6572]

To be fair, in gen 1 they did: A lizard with its tale on fire A bird A bird with long hair A bird with longer hair Another bird A freaky bird A caterpillar A cocoon A butterfly A worm with a needle on its head Another cocoon A bee with spikes A fish with a horn A bigger fish with a horn A moth A bat with no eyes A bat with a long mouth A flaming rubber chicken A bird with a leek A glob of pink goo An orange dragon Another orange dragon A gold fish A glob of purple goo A bigger glob of purple goo A bird with no wings and two heads A bird with no wings and three heads A crab A crab with one bigger claw A pony on fire A unicorn on fire A purple snake A purple cobra A pink ball that sings A mole Three moles A cat A bigger cat A duck A blue duck A jellyfish A bigger jellyfish A rock with hands A bigger rock with hands A lizard trapped in a rock A metal ball with an eye and magnets Three metal balls with eyes and magnets A white seal with a horn Another white seal with a horn A seashell A flouting black ball A rock snake A pokeball with eyes An upside down pokeball with eyes and a mouth A bunch of eggs. A purple flouting ball Two purple flouting balls A starfish A purple starfish Nicki manaj A blue bird A yellow bird A little blue snake A blue snake A black ball with blue vines

[@internalforce]

"They say pets resemble their owners Emo Uber" So the Main Male Character is an Emo who works as an Uber driver?

[@Lampent12]

She's referring to Corviknight and it's role as transportation in the games.

[@bladehoon]

@@Spring_312 how do you know? your not a moon. only moons know

[@OrangeKyle91]

Brilliant as always! XD I loved the "We Will Rock You" part.

[@Thadudette]

Somehow, I thought you might like that part XD

[@waylonlewin3322]

copyright queens sings and not pokemon now

[@viviaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan]

@@Thadudette sheep of *d a r k n e s s*

[@bluepillow44]

Kirby where

[@benbach1546]

Bluepillowpet 44 she meant how it sucked the Pokémon in.

[@thoriclawyer3180]

Lol “Is that Jesus biking?” “We will we wi- oh ok...”

[@cutetiger678]

We will, we will... *sudden disappointment* Oh... okay

[@skybolt26]

Lol

[@TheShadow1347]

lol

[@theman6422]

Oh right this is the UK they have Football

[@waylonlewin3322]

you got copyright cause this song is from queens why are you disappointed?

[@atomic-art]

Waylon Lewin its a fucking joke

[@mudassarkhan1051]

"I'll use my frying pan,as a drying pan." ~Brock

[@DarthMolgy]

*trusty

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

Brock in smash I use my trusty frying pan for side special as a peach's frying pan

[@joaniedallaire4352]

Can I just buy the game with you singing in the background everything it is happening?! I'm dead serious!

[@entertainmentmerchant]

Same

[@waylonlewin3322]

nov 20 2019 the sword and shield game coming out and even we got along time to wait now july to aug 2019 now

[@matthewreyes9640]

Waylon Lewin actually November 15

[@I_am_always_correct]

Wait for the mods

[@leegarlick6032]

Waylon Lewin oh it’s my birthday on that day Yay me

[@windijihansalsabila1731]

1:13 "iS tHaT jEsUs BiKinG???" Brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

[@v3n71lat0r]

IKR shes amazing

[@misslady2639]

Gen 6: Overpowered evolution Gen 7: Overpowered move Gen 8: OvErPoWeReD sIzE

[@rosemary3029]

Swol farmer

[@engstromfam]

woah, you are making it seem like it's the worst one when you know its the best one

[@misslady2639]

@@engstromfam Sorry buddy but I HATE Dynamax.....

[@coyraig8332]

@@misslady2639 It's not the best one in terms of opinion, but it is the best one in terms of power, since it's the only one that got banned from competitive.

[@diamondmasterandwillythecat]

This generation sucks so far. The only redeeming quality is Pokemon mystery dungeon DX

[@yeetusdefeetus]

I guess i can relate to sobble!

[@omegaspinosaurus7966]

*sees profile pic* Me: That's the most evil thing I can imagine

[@internetlurker1850]

He already pulled a sneaky one on 7 people.

[@MatiNuva1724]

Someone needs a Wooloo

[@stephcupid2161]

*GIANT RAICHU DOES A BIG FLEX* *HOPE THERE'S DISASTER INSURANCE* Yes

[@dakotasmommy24]

(More explosions)

[@toast4248]

High definition landscapes E3 demo: *_WHEEZE_*

[@mathishd5558]

Wheeze what? The demo WAS Hugh definition

[@cogboy3587]

Looks at Sword and Shield: Hey they look pretty good, I wonder how good other Switch game are. Looks at BOTW: Now that's HD.

[@ivsongomes2430]

@@mathishd5558 yeah, the definition wanted to kill team plasma

[@yourbiggestfangirllivv]

@@ivsongomes2430 now I have their theme song stuck in my head😭😂

[@donniekidanimations6889]

*IS JESUS BIKING?!* *Yes. I have the same line as Thadudette again. But this time i think multiple people like this line as well, so it’s not as spoopy.*

[@PramkLuna]

"Balalala" yes, I'm satisfied with this video

[@oreo5892]

Me too

[@waylonlewin3322]

copyright big hero 6 baymax word not pokemon now

[@ChuxterTx]

I had to scroll too far to see if anyone noticed that lol

[@Pokefan-ik9br]

Singer: Shouldn't you guys move? Or not seems safe enough. Me: I'm dead 😂

[@kayleeyeung661]

"More Pokemon Cardio-" "is that jesus biking"

[@antonywu6672]

“Kirby as a Pokeball” I approve for a Kirby and Pokémon Crossover 😂

[@jimmyc.491]

Poyo!

[@FanOfMostEverything]

Kirby is the evolved form of Ditto.

[@sayflower1855]

Best part of the entire song

[@torracatgod_daboss4362]

@@FanOfMostEverything What the...?! Ditto is evolving! *dramatic pokemans evolution noises* Congratulations! Your ditto has evolved into a kirby!

[@chefoli2130]

when i was 6 or 7 i use to think kirby _was_ a pokemon 😂

[@bottleofketchups8949]

No One: Thatdudeete: Is ThAt JeUsE bInKiNg

[@unknownessence9037]

No that was everyone thought

[@taliadove-ponting8572]

ah yes. jeuse binking. *jeuse binking.*

[@ryaphloshion1322]

1:59 "Kirby as a Pokeball" oh my god yes

[@staticsoul69]

Unironically the new lyrics are actually catchy at some parts LOL

[@pokemondimensions1297]

“That should’ve killed the Trainer!!!” I’m dead XD

[@themidnightotaku22]

Yeah those trainers would definitely not survive a dynamax battle with moves like surf & a sunny day powered flamethrower going on. Oh boi, I can’t wait to see how much easier Pokémon battles have become am I right?

[@zianeovo5547]

How much for the Jesus Bicycle? A jelly filled donut? How about 2? No?

[@this_channel_is_discontinued]

1:45 *CHARACTER HAS EMOTIONS* me:realizes this a pokemon game *HA! I WILL NOT BE DECEIVED!*

[@toastedpeanuts3246]

“Just catch it to cure Sobble’s depression” I might be Sobble in this situation

[@paukah064]

You singing to the song made me realize how amazingly beautiful and majestic the songs are (which is amazing) and also ho INCREDIBLY talented you are with singing, even as a parody

[@hyannaberry9048]

"Main character has emotions" Oh no the game broke, the main character is always smiling-

[@jasonliu3203]

0:41 “Just catch it to cure Sobble’s depression” #GrookeyGang

[@Betudontknowme]

Jason Liu #sobblesquad Not sorry

[@thatcatps]

"Monty Python: Dynamaxing before it was cool" XD im dying!

[@Missingno_Miner]

you forget about jigglypuff How tf did sakurai predict dynamax so far in advance

[@redstoneactivator3389]

Am I the only other that gets this refrence

[@jonathanlongbottom]

“kirby as a pokeball” my in my head “literally all poke balls work like this.. why’d you choose a giant digital looking premiere ball to catch dynamax pokémon instead?”

[@jewelminess]

Dudette: Where did this guy come from??? Hop: *YOU DARE OPPOSE MY BROTHER, MORTAL*

[@brycevo]

I hope I can Dynamax a Tyranitar or Tyrantrum. You can guess why Godzilla Fights!

[@urobai1866]

I think there was a dynamaxed Tyranitar showed at some point

[@cameronmelvin3889]

Pixelfi A regular Tyranitar appears at about the 1:10 mark, not sure about whether tyrantum will appear since that’s a fossil Pokémon and thus unlikely to be found in the wild unless they can make up a reason for it.

[@urobai1866]

@@cameronmelvin3889 Im talking about outside of this specific video / trailer

[@Hellothere-bk9cf]

Wailord.

[@hydrathermal9030]

Tyranitar (Godzilla) Hydreigon (Ghidorah) Butterfree (Mothra) Charizard (Rodan) Gmax Drednaw (Gamera) Duraludon (Mechagodzilla) Godzilla fights are definitely there, my good friend.

[@AyPopBubble]

0:57 🎶Transition from violence! Lol! That part gets me!🎶😆

[@handoverthestromboli6715]

“Main character has emotions” WOW TECHNOLOGY IS REALLY GREAT

[@hydro_tox2127]

I FREAKING LOVED THIS LMAOOOO!!!! "WE WILL. WE Wi-- oh-- oh okay"

[@steepwoodbiking77]

“Is that Jesus biking?” I’m a Christian and *Oof* that had me *DEAD* 😂😂

[@shyrule2688]

Best thing ever, made me laugh out loud at so many parts! Keep up the great work!

[@marrav3794]

*I want to thank you for helping me realize how good this music is with your comical lyrics-*

[@kaynzzzzz3038]

"Jersey Kid and S w o l F a r m e r"

[@dakotasmommy24]

Lol more giant pokeballs

[@dakotasmommy24]

Lob

[@cookiehatkingdom]

"Emo uber" Sebastian: *Guess I have a new motorcycle*

[@subtotalmoon1599]

Thank you for this. It made my day.

[@Abbie1796]

Giant Raichu, does a big Flex XD

[@thevoidmagician6653]

Jelly filled are my favorite, nothing beats a jelly filled doughnut!🍙🍙🍙

[@rmjrmj4]

Oh man you're good, this was great and funny . Nice work you have here, keep it up!

[@kalaski734]

yknow I’m surprised that no one has died from the dynamax battles.

[@internetlurker1850]

Bruh I am surprised that no one has died from a normal pokemon battle.

[@jackpatterson7110]

THIS MADE ME EVEN MORE EXCITED I CAN'T WAIT

[@rafvs142]

I can’t help but love what you do XD

[@brodynwilson4589]

2 years later and this still makes me die of laughter!

[@gabrielfrederico4329]

Kid 1: *trows out a giant voltorb* Kid 2: hahaha, this stupid ball will never defeat my raichu Kid 1: voltorb, use self destruct Voltorb: B O O M Kid 2: Kid 1: Raichu: Voltorb:

[@abowlofguacamole8558]

*OH I GET IT THEY'RE DEAD*

[@broast6642]

Oh its *_JELLY FILLED DONUT-_*

[@caio3702]

*Pokeball* *Great Ball* *Ultra Ball* *Master Ball* *Kirby Ball*

[@deanm8408]

I'M SO EXCITED FOR POKEMON AEROBICS!

[@mtgamer6432]

I’m hyped for Pokémon kirby

[@ParisJacobs-o3p]

THIS NEEDS MORE VIEWS

[@akl296]

"WE WILL WE WILL oh oh...ok " You're the best~

[@alecream4540]

When ddoes it appear?

[@alecream4540]

Nvm

[@gpro6786]

This..... *THIS IS TRUE MASTERPIECE*

[@noahcool5372]

I've got nothing to say except This is the best thing i have ever seen

[@olive06]

This actually sounds really good! Especially the harmony and tempo! "Giant Raichu - Does a big flex" b e s t l i n e

[@marky6525]

"Is that Jesus biking?" Yes, yes it is.

[@LeScarletSinger2]

"We will, we will"- oh, okay. COME THE FRICK ON AND LET THEM ROCK US!

[@poyo2520]

OMG DIVINE BEASTS THE LEGEND OF ZELDA BREATH OF THE WILD lazers divine beasts shoot some lazers to the hyrue castle

[@sikkntwiztid4127]

i see through you, your doing what Tobuscus use to do and you have a lot to learn, less elongated notes and more lyrics of whats happening on screen.

[@eruditelion1198]

2:44 jigglypuff: JIGGILYYYY(is my final smash a joke to you?)

[@samuri_dude6160]

I literally only watched two of your vids and I'm already subbed

[@elm-ishh5718]

You: *"divine Beast LAZERS!!"* my zelda loving brain: ZELDA REFRENCE?!?!?

[@nate-mj3ho]

sans.the. Dragon28 bro when I saw ur profile picture I thought “wait I didn’t write that!” 😂

[@VenomBurst]

Your voice is amazing I was moved to tears. Also the scripture in the end was beautiful, thank you. My day feels alot better :)

[@Jazellie]

0:50 Captions:dInO gOoBeR

[@Jaxionisnum2]

Loving the vocals for this song

[@nessfinesse3195]

Song: "high-definition landscapes" Toxic Pokemon community: *anger*

[@DMMF2010]

1:00 captions: TRANSITION FROM MY LEG😂

[@buggernuts777]

if disney was pokemon

[@randomphantomxd4734]

Dynamax Pokemon: _Miss an attack_ Everybody at the stadium: *Well sh*t I guess I'm gonna die*

[@fishidog9748]

What is the sheep of darkness’ actual Pokémon name?

[@Jell_DoesStuff]

The sheep name is Wooloo

[@yuvireal]

The we will we will is just ✨perfect✨

[@arbis974]

This may be insane but this is better than the original

[@sonicdudeatdawn2]

Main character has emotions, i mean deadass that's a feature to highlight x3

[@christiansalmeron1969]

"High definition landscapes" umm

[@iikorayoutpriv]

They are. Look for yourself.

[@jamesryker5128]

@@iikorayoutpriv You didn't watch the E3 demo, did you?

[@iikorayoutpriv]

I know about the tree people are complaining about. I understand people are saying Gamefreak is lazy. (Which is a kick in the teeth by the way) We have to remember the difference between objectively bad graphics (if they even exist) and subjectively bad graphics. I don't believe any of the moaning and groaning is legitimate. It's just the new thing the internet can tear to shreds.

[@omegaspinosaurus7966]

@@jamesryker5128 Notice the key word DEMO it is in the process of being made and people are being WAYYYYYY too irrational about this people will probably be tired of the same old pokemon all the time and very little new ones

[@gazelle_diamond9768]

Hehe, this is funny because it's true.

[@sleeeepyy_]

Are we going to talk about how right after the line "They say pets resemble their owners" the protagonist throws out an "Emo Uber"?-

[@dragonkfg]

Planning to get Sword and or Shield packs.

[@rkhasentered]

This is the funniest video I have watched in a week congratulations

[@salanadrylis3621]

*K I R B Y A S A P O K E B A L L*

[@yukipotato4767]

THIS IS A MASTERPIECE

[@goobleshah]

*emo uber*

[@justadragonnamemarcus1751]

New pokemon sword and shield anime intro theme in english looks great!

[@Alex-gv9os]

Can you sing Sonic unleashed intro pls! You're videos make me always laughing

[@potat432]

Plot twist: Leon is not the the real champion. He locked Queen Elizabeth in his basement.

[@gaotboi]

I loved the whole thing! I laughed at every part. Loved it! Plz make more. I'll sub! Thx for making this 😀😀😀

[@m3g4_n0ob]

This my new new favorite video on all of KZbin

[@darkminer2674]

Ah. You know you’ve found a quality channel when the first video makes you laugh.

[@iikorayoutpriv]

I discovered them when I saw their lifelight cover.

[@allie357]

Literally every pokemon game in a nutshell: Shouldn't you guys move? *Doesn't move* *Pokemon attacks* ....Or not seems safe enough..