Measuring You for a Gown for the King's Ball

It's 1750, you're an aristocrat in 18th century England, and you've been invited to King George II's ball. Of course you need a new frock and there is only one woman you trust to make it-- Beatrice at the local dress shop. Well, here's the thing... Beatrice got consumption and she's not here. So Philomena will make your dress. And Philomena will also tell you her life story.
ASMR, Comedy, an inconsistent British accent, the 1700s, measuring, soft speaking, whispering, etc... this video has it all!

[@queeniebell7087]

Twenty seconds in and I’m already dying. Much like Beatrice.

[@SassyCasy]

HA! 😂

[@beatricejl3715]

Hey!💀💀

[@teddy2271]

💀💀💀

[@peterstation]

@@beatricejl3715 🤣😭🙏

[@karendinkel9040]

This had me rolling. Much like Apple would do if forced to carry the king

[@cementgoblin]

the fact you used a paper towel as a hat piece and it took me 3 minutes to notice is astonishing 💀

[@haidynwilliams5392]

literally same

[@Bumble.bee_vee960]

I honestly probably would have never noticed if I hadn’t seen yo ur comment.

[@peterstation]

That’s what they used back then 🙏

[@belladiana09]

It took me an entire 10 minutes longer than you to realize😅😂

[@AK-jt9gx]

I’m sad I saw this before the video loaded. Now I’ll never know how long it would have taken me

[@unstablecalico]

From now on whenever I have a spasm Im just gonna say “Beatrice must be on my mind”

[@Cclesbo]

To absolute strangers while making eye contact and not staying anything leaving room for uncomfortable silence

[@unstablecalico]

@@Cclesbo yknow what yeah

[@yourfavoritetransgender]

These prompts are slowly getting more and more unhinged and I'm living for it(you slay every one of them ofc)

[@sawy3rxo]

pfp eats

[@yourfavoritetransgender]

@@sawy3rxo 💅✨🏳️‍⚧️🦈

[@itsnotaphaseitsaromance]

Blahaj our lord and savior 🦈🦈🦈

[@ProfessionallyInsane-vx6lm]

lmao, the one and only shark king has commented!!!

[@saraghhh]

As someone who watches those amazingly produced historical ASMR videos, I’ve gotta say… this one blows them all out of the water. 😂

[@adrianaalonzo121]

For real!!! I usually stay awake watching Caroline because she’s so funny, but I’m SO relaxed I’m fighting falling asleep 😂 She’s such a gem🩷

[@Olivetree80]

​@@adrianaalonzo121same, as an insomniac, it is a gift, but I want to pay attention cause it's so entertaining

[@TheOracleAtDelphinetlyNot]

"He loved something that was not his to love" I legit thought that was going to mean he slept with the queen or something, not stealing Apple 😂

[@gabslovestay]

Petition for Caroline to do more characters like this that are English so we can hear more of her amazing British accent! 🙋‍♀️

[@kittywhiskers996]

It’s incredible ✨

[@Noloyiso_M]

Signed

[@Reeb2049]

Obsessed with the ripple of time in the forest where she got an iPhone and a ball point click pen

[@blakeyquakey]

my favourite invention of the 1700s is the ballpoint pen

[@leila4166]

Available at the shimmery part of the forest

[@radical.raccoon427]

why did i think this was like a 1970’s invention 😭

[@Bunnybunnybunny3]

@@radical.raccoon427they were making a joke about how it’s funny Caroline is using a ballpoint pen in this role play that’s supposed to take place in the 1700s. But yeah I think the ballpoint pen was made in the early to mid 1900s

[@higgins_forever]

It was 1888 by John Loud, I just asked Alexa because I absolutely needed to know before this asmr put me to bed lol

[@FourFootEightpoint5]

She did imply it came from a time rift in the forest lol

[@xclife]

"A Lord-STRIP....i do miss the balls though." PURE GENIUS. And the mysterious glass ornament discovery. Just a fantastic collection of comedic assessments.

[@SophieMichelleASMR]

So so impressed with your accent work, it's giving very Keira Knightley vibes. I watched your TikTok for ages & I'm so glad you decided to start making ASMR style content because your talent shines 🌟

[@mattiec3320]

Violently angry at Philomena's Papa for throwing a dukeship away for a horse before marrying off his daughter.

[@ash_tree6209]

As a Brit with a fairly stereotypical accent I am LOVING the accent! Shades of fleabag, Bridget Jones and medieval urchin all in one! "I'm thinking ABSOLUTELY GIANT for the bottom" really made me giggle

[@allie_g18]

Accent is on POINT. Reminds me of early Disney cartoons. Or old school film. Also Harry Potter. Petition for more British accents plz & thnx.

[@mirageectasy5242]

Ain’t it!! It’s like the most calm and posh accent ever like kings speech.

[@KaiandAdrianjestandgilandharry]

LOVE HARRY POTTER ❤❤❤❤

[@lovleyloner1487]

Reminds be of denerys however u spel it from GOT 😂

[@belarivas6983]

caroline: beatrice is feeling poorly me, in bed with covid: same beatrice caroline: it is consumption me: … oh. not that then.

[@quintinacorreia]

covid in 2024 is crazy 😭 hope u get better tho

[@headwound]

wdym it's not like it magically went away lol @@quintinacorreia

[@belarivas6983]

@@quintinacorreiathere’s actually been a big spike in cases recently where I am. It’s my first time having it though so it feels like especially bad luck

[@ChestersonJack]

@@quintinacorreiaIt’s having a resurgence rn.

[@pbandjackie]

@@quintinacorreiait never went away tho

[@moni-ze9dq]

2:42 😂 best explanation for having modern things in a historical setting

[@Irene-yd2sv]

Why does that paper towel look like it naturally belongs there ?🤦🏻‍♀️🤣

[@lizziedallas]

i often struggle to watch new TV/movies because i never know if something is going to very suddenly turn violent or contain a triggering topic to me. i can’t express how meaningful it is to have something to watch that does not cause me fear, and is still bursting with great comedy. thank you for all of the work you put into your channel

[@alexia3552]

Thisss

[@Loafism]

“ASMR but I am a country post office worker” video is NEEDED. The ladies that work in post offices need more appreciation fr. edit: sorry for this being so random, I think I was high when I commented this

[@AK-jt9gx]

You’re so random but SO correct, from the daughter of a postal worker

[@curlyrea3338]

My mother in law is a southern post office worker! Prime asmr content 👌🏽

[@megbishop_]

YES THIS

[@hannah1052]

Here for this!

[@bekkahtaylor]

There’s a scene in Sweet Home Alabama that is literally this and it’s low key ASMR cause she speaks in hushed tones lol

[@mitchelltomasetti8578]

“Sorry for the spasm, must be Beatrice on my mind” oh my goodness. Your skill & talent with improv is unmatched! some of the most amazing work I’ve seen real time. Far Better than any improv shows I’ve been to 🙌🏼

[@kathleenjulian3333]

I was extremely invested in this storyline. How about a prequel and a sequel?

[@racheloaks7229]

This needs more likes so she sees it! 💙

[@pariahcarrey]

“and that is quite depressing when one lingers on the thought” i was almost dead asleep and i grinned so wide when i heard this. the attention to detail is astonishing and to my understanding you’re riffing. what a talent

[@crossmyheart929]

Caroline you should do one of those Colour Analysis role plays!! 😁

[@amandalh60]

Just love how you just write the context on the whiteboard! All that is needed! You are amazing.

[@sydneym7811]

the way you pulled back at 9:19 had me in shambles. you continue to be a genius

[@evenyoumy_brutus]

That killed me 😂😂

[@winterwolf0100]

The fact that it was fifteen years ago came out of the blue and I am DYING, I was not expecting that at all 😂

[@alanak.7539]

This is GOLD. The amount of times I snorted with most ungraceful glee, totally unbefitting to a lady of breeding about to perambulate in the royal courts.😂 I love anything period, period asmr comedy was a combo I didn’t know I needed but you do it to perfection. Petition to make this a series! I’m so invested in Philomena’s trials now, I need to know more. And we need to find out Beatrice’s fate as well, did she succumb to the consumption?! Other period characters would be awesome too, from different periods. Perhaps a girl going through a list of undesirable suitors, reading through their ridiculous letters and making fun of their awkward attempts at “wooing”. That would be hilarious, and I could see you absolutely killing it!

[@jennicraig]

That is an awesome video idea!

[@ziggy1742]

omg i love the glimmery part of the forest

[@whereisCarmenSandiego]

She basically said “if you’re going for a jaundiced aesthetic then yellow it is!” 😂😂😂

[@CO-fq6oz]

Your wheelhouse of characters and what you're doing with it along with your complexion/expressions remind me so much of Lucille Ball. She made her own way pioneering television sitcoms and developing her own characters and bits and here you're similarly doing your own thing in a relatively new word of asmr. I'd never seen any asmr comedy before your channel and it's genius. You are a gem. Wishing you all the best

[@lovleyloner1487]

Accurate I love this comment

[@asmrwithnat4747]

Not 15 years! 😂 I’m over here thinking it was last week.

[@abigailhoneycombe]

As an English person, I'm very impressed by how you've gotten some of these words pronounced, very well done

[@dreamagoosetree126]

Dying for an update on Beatrice and how the King's ball went 😫

[@jaykupec3875]

Justice for Philomena’s family name and the stable head. Apple deserved liberty!

[@melryan7603]

The stable head jahdkshs 😂😂😂

[@bellapalmer2632]

Can we get Victorian child haul of items found from the glimmery part of the Forrest?

[@babyspoon371]

“i usually measure exactly at the nipple” is making me cackle

[@mummydust4680]

The accent break at 0:55 killed me off😭

[@fluffypeguin09]

I love the paper tow- i mean bonnet, very stylish.

[@curlyhairblacklilacs]

I didn’t even realize at first 🤣 Dollar Store Handmaid’s Tale 💀

[@thebrazees7415]

Your acting & comedy are hands down chefs kiss 🤌 I would love to see you on SNL

[@autumnmoonASMR]

the accent is actually so good

[@4152mrshermandrive]

great heavens! what a lovely dress! i can’t believe how expertly the josh hutcherson whistle edit screenshot was embroidered onto the shirt…

[@dream-landing]

As someone who has recently gotten into period pieces, I was so happy to see this 🙏 I would also love to see a life coach parody ASMR video, like something where you’re setting us up for the new year!

[@nyceexo53]

Omg yes! Maybe with a vision board, flipping thru a magazine for inspo 😮‍💨 😴

[@KS-qz2nx]

Philomena!!! Go into the glimmering light and find me in the future!!! We have many fine puddings and delicious wine!!!!!! And no consumption!!!! You would be a revered ASMRTist in our time!!!!

[@jacobd1984]

Shout-out to Beatrice for catching the consumption, so Philomena could shine.

[@AmberOrtolano]

“It’s been 15 years” omg the way I almost gasped

[@AmIALesbianOrJustBi]

I love this so much and how each video continues to get an even more unhinged prompt and script along with how in depth you are with the character and how as the video goes on you get even more unhinged and into the character

[@avatoussaint4722]

“She will DIE so..” like what 😂

[@heythisanimalcantalk]

This is genuinely a good English accent

[@icarusfellonhisass]

15 seconds in and i know this is about to be absolutely wild 😭🙏

[@acath]

Just saw your story 😂 I see you mustered up the courage

[@carolineeasom]

Someone suggested that I do a character that was really fun for me to do and this is what I came up with!

[@llavabutt]

The sapphic energy this exudes, I cannot describe it

[@yibby4290]

praying for beatrices good health

[@belladiana09]

It took me entirely way too long to realize that that was a paper towel on her head😂

[@Caulchella]

This is your magnum opus in terms of comedy and ASMR simultaneously

[@fluffycat2728]

I love how they just vent and rant to us every time ❤😭

[@MeltMyFace]

I hope with all of my hope that this character returns.

[@mikky2745]

I love that you write a little description on the whiteboard because truthfully it lets the mind create its own little narrative about the place we’re in instead of a green screen. I much prefer that than a green screen.

[@slothnado2844]

You have to do airport security 😊

[@reachforthesun7334]

I would take Philomena to the ball. I feel like we would have a great time.

[@justinehelene4831]

Minimalist comedic asmr is just what the people needed 👌

[@sophiaw714]

Babe wake up Caroline just posted a video

[@Morgan22991]

“My own papa is going to lose! his! head!” 😭😭😂😂😂 I cackled, this is gold

[@hedgehogkween]

My coworker was crinkling plastic behind me when I paused the video. I wasn't prepared to unpause on "but one NEVER forgets a fine pudding!"

[@tarastokes970]

While the quirky hairdresser is my favorite, this is close! I actually think your stammering on the accent helps with the im an aristocrat struggling with being working class role. So good!!! I’ve never been so relaxed and so amused. You’re killing it girl! I’m so glad you had your tiny head era 😂

[@peppermintea420]

Perfect asmr to watch by candlelight while my power is out. I need to visit the glimmery part of the forest and see if anyone dropped a power bank

[@rachelwa95]

HAHAAHHA Caroline this is one of your best ones. 100/10 thank you for this

[@morgan4046]

“And the do we want to go…kind of giant out the back?” Killed me 😂

[@kallisteinbarge5656]

Found you through the Sandwich Family series, subbed for the ASMR

[@sentienttapioca5409]

Holy COW, that accent! It's uncanny in so many places - I'm utterly flabbergasted. A new favourite video! Much love 💛

[@partfish6290]

Ohhh, consumption, thats what the hacking was in some of the previous videos 😂😂😂

[@AnastasiaAnaise]

The fact that you are simultaneously making fun of asmr and slaying asmr is hilarious and im here for it😂❤

[@bekkahtaylor]

I don’t believe she is ‘making fun’ of it as much as ‘having fun’ with it! Definitely not taking themself too seriously 😝

[@AnastasiaAnaise]

100% and I ADORE IT

[@tawn2009]

I loved this Caroline! Another creative & funny gem.

[@justinehelene4831]

She does sort of sound like those weird school children interviews you see from the 50s and 60s about the future. Amazing 👏 😂

[@irrelevantdoughnut2309]

This really is so so good - the accent, the acting, the improvisation, the storytelling and world building, the hilarious comedic timing, the ASMR itself, seriously I am so impressed and lucky to have found such a hugely underrated creator

[@samanthachatman952]

This was absolutely wonderful. Please continue this series❤️

[@MarleeEdens]

I LOVE how each of these has an overarching story, it it incredible

[@CadetBussi]

“Lord Smithshonshire” lmaooo

[@L0STinNARNIA]

I LOVE this character, would so happy to see her again! Thanks :)

[@tierstinwilliams71]

Petition for Filimina to go to the ball!

[@strangeheroics]

love love love this roleplay !! and spent so much of it mesmerized by your eyeshadow, that’s such a great shade

[@yasminerobinson4220]

Omg this one was HYSTERICAL 😂

[@fluttervixen]

I love these videos so much, they're so entertaining and also so relaxing and genuinely help me fall asleep so well

[@moni-ze9dq]

I love this so much! Absolutely hilarious and riveting

[@YesterdayAt1200]

For real my favorite video you’ve made

[@stephaniegillespie9738]

Love this soooo much!! I need more of this character!!!

[@dalno00]

More of this please omg . I was so fascinated by the story

[@AubreyLG]

obsessed with the fact that there is supposedly a time portal situation in the forest where this seamstress acquired both an iPhone and a pen lol

[@adrianaalonzo121]

This is my new favorite video of yours! I love your comedy, but this one is soooo relaxing. Please keep doing more characters like this! You’re a gem🩷🩷🩷🩷

[@peleliona6676]

I’ve been rewatching your videos all day! So happy to see a new upload ❤️

[@KismetMama]

They just keep getting better and better. I fall asleep laughing every night because of you!

[@fruitypatchouli]

The accent is so pretty and is perfect for ASMR in my opinion. You always blow me away with your acting abilities!

[@lucylovesspencerreid8905]

how is she actually insanely good at a british accent?!?!

[@jillifensty5110]

You my friend are extremely talented. I was watching this enthralled with the plot and your acting abilities. Keep this one coming. So wonderful 😅

[@annagodlewski7585]

caroline i was so excited when u announced this on your live and you did not disappoint! great sounds and hilarious banter as always. can’t wait to see what u make next!

[@TheLalalalani]

Please never stop making these

[@aerieldiettra8956]

RIP to Beatrice but Philomena is built different

[@Nothing-ox7jc]

So excited to see another video - they always make my day 😂

[@partylikeits1066]

LMAO for some reason the line "bit of a spasm" made me suddenly bark out with laughter

[@jasminesharp7589]

3 minutes in and already need a part 2!!! Love love love the accent

[@cm315]

This was so fun and relaxing, thanks for making great vids ♡