Pokemon Ralphie: The Complete Journey

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4 жыл бұрын

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@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 жыл бұрын
If Rusty and Ralphie ever met each other, the Pokémon cinematic universe would literally collapse and reset itself from their combined intelligence.
@SuperKiobi13
@SuperKiobi13 4 жыл бұрын
or lack there of
@natjust68
@natjust68 4 жыл бұрын
Just Some Guy without a Mustache Rusty killed Ralphie at the end
@MrSuperbeast92
@MrSuperbeast92 4 жыл бұрын
And then they end up in a time machine(Bill invented before Ralphie accidentally killed him) and get sent to the 1800s. Todd v Burbersur v Legendary Bodybuilder. A battle for the ages!
@dajohnniesanders6997
@dajohnniesanders6997 4 жыл бұрын
What happened to just some guy with a mustache
@MoonLoonie69
@MoonLoonie69 4 жыл бұрын
You didn't watch the whole video through, did you?
@Bro-cx2jc
@Bro-cx2jc 4 жыл бұрын
"Pidgey! Use Sand-Attack!" "Oh no, my poor baby's accuracy!" *Because Metapod needs accuracy to use Harden*
@asher2495
@asher2495 4 жыл бұрын
@PeterEater98 not really. this is a trainer we are talking about.
@hahaaso6182
@hahaaso6182 4 жыл бұрын
@@architdubey5196 thats a bad move
@omnipotentazathoth5215
@omnipotentazathoth5215 4 жыл бұрын
How the heck is sand hurt someone the only person I know who is Darth Vader
@asher2495
@asher2495 4 жыл бұрын
@@omnipotentazathoth5215 you mean Anakin and also, have you ever had sand in your eyes?cuz then you would know the pain
@intothewoodsatdark
@intothewoodsatdark 4 жыл бұрын
THE BEAST OF ML exactly the point sir/ma’am
@sportsfaniguess154
@sportsfaniguess154 3 жыл бұрын
Ralphie has murdered humans. Rusty has murdered Pokemon. Together, they will rule the world.
@emanuelevigo9864
@emanuelevigo9864 3 жыл бұрын
Basically yes. Well, Ralphie did kinda kill his Metapod tho.. Poor pokemon.
@sportsfaniguess154
@sportsfaniguess154 3 жыл бұрын
@@emanuelevigo9864 *allegedly*
@CygnusTheSilly
@CygnusTheSilly 3 жыл бұрын
Both of them killed both
@notenoughwater1725
@notenoughwater1725 2 жыл бұрын
@@emanuelevigo9864 You can say it Poorkemon
@micheal5743
@micheal5743 2 жыл бұрын
Rusty stuck making sandwiches and the other in space
@jimhemmelgarn5841
@jimhemmelgarn5841 3 жыл бұрын
The ending is genius. It couldn’t have gotten more clever than that.
@Tailo_Z
@Tailo_Z 3 жыл бұрын
No
@ThomasPotter-cn8xg
@ThomasPotter-cn8xg 3 жыл бұрын
You're completely right
@albeitstrange1712
@albeitstrange1712 3 жыл бұрын
Rusty!
@albeitstrange1712
@albeitstrange1712 3 жыл бұрын
Murder!
@Tailo_Z
@Tailo_Z 3 жыл бұрын
Wisp WHAT
@dawsonglawe5810
@dawsonglawe5810 4 жыл бұрын
Y'all ever think about how Rusty starts with a kakuna, and Ralphie starts with a metapod? And both end up imprisoned, though in different ways.
@tonytang7550
@tonytang7550 4 жыл бұрын
This was my literal show thought last night
@1690sn
@1690sn 4 жыл бұрын
Parallel universes
@missingno2401
@missingno2401 3 жыл бұрын
and one gets killed by the other
@_zenon_9540
@_zenon_9540 3 жыл бұрын
I haven’t watched it all yet Please say spoiler alert befor you spoil
@Ryan-se2wy
@Ryan-se2wy 3 жыл бұрын
@@_zenon_9540 Peanut Butter finds out about how humanity treats pokemon and then he decides to enslave all humanity. Rusty goes back in time to stop himself but ends up doing it all again (same Rusty, not the past one). Peanut Butter meets the past Rusty who made a deli and he likes the sandwich. They go travel space together along with Clefa. The bad Rusty is chained to the deli and forced to make sandwiches. *SPOILER ALERT*
@dillongeorge5866
@dillongeorge5866 4 жыл бұрын
Deaths: 8 police officers 1 metapod 1 pilot 1 mew Red’s bones An entire crew of sailors Bill Tons of people in Red’s offices and Ralphie himself. And Rusty still killed more
@sanderdebruyn1619
@sanderdebruyn1619 4 жыл бұрын
Where is the mew?
@dillongeorge5866
@dillongeorge5866 4 жыл бұрын
Sander De Bruyn 13:43
@Purramid
@Purramid 4 жыл бұрын
Don’t forget everyone in the offices
@dillongeorge5866
@dillongeorge5866 4 жыл бұрын
Project Osprey true. I’ll add that!
@jacksontheflameking9605
@jacksontheflameking9605 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty murder rusty murder
@frostedflakes8968
@frostedflakes8968 3 жыл бұрын
I like how at the end it reveals that red wasn't actually killed by ralphie because the story in rusty said that red assembled all the strongest pokemon trainers meaning red didn't die to ralphie and instead was somehow saved
@mempez8527
@mempez8527 3 жыл бұрын
Actually the “Good Rusty” made perfect bidoof change his ways, and when he left he said he would completely change it so that it was like bidoof was never there. Basically, red never assembled that group, also I though that happened when he was a kid anyway lol
@frostedflakes8968
@frostedflakes8968 3 жыл бұрын
@@mempez8527 wow that was a pretty amazing explination
@danieldull6697
@danieldull6697 3 жыл бұрын
@@mempez8527 the way I interpreted that was that instead of winding back time, perfect bidoof just set everything back how it was. Kinda the difference between knocking over a shelf and putting everything back vs time traveling back to when you didn't knock it over
@blootooth00
@blootooth00 2 жыл бұрын
@@frostedflakes8968 not to mention these timelines don't line up at all. Red was still like 10 in Pokemon Rusty, where as Red is in his 30s in Pokemon Ralphy. It's not a true crossover, just an Easter egg
@mossylog4168
@mossylog4168 Жыл бұрын
@@blootooth00 mabye rusty spent 20 years in prison
@Golemoid
@Golemoid 3 жыл бұрын
I just rewatched Rusty after this and realized that Bidoof undid everything bad he have done, so that probably includes killing Ralphie. Which means he's still alive and in prison.
@Fan-imator
@Fan-imator Жыл бұрын
and also at 6:44, those guys are thankfully still alive
@cthulhusl4y3r66
@cthulhusl4y3r66 Ай бұрын
@@Fan-imatorPeanut Butter undid all the bad that Rusty did and only the bad that Rusty did so those guys are still sadly dead
@Fan-imator
@Fan-imator Ай бұрын
@@cthulhusl4y3r66aw man
@fizz6841
@fizz6841 4 жыл бұрын
20 years.. Poor metapod still never evolved... and is still lvl 17..
@maldorov6297
@maldorov6297 4 жыл бұрын
Also is permanently disabled because it will never see the light of a pokemon center healing machine
@tigerrocks503chase8
@tigerrocks503chase8 4 жыл бұрын
When I caught my Caterpie in Pokémon Sun, I took care of it, battled with it, and it then evolved into Metapod, but unlike Ralphie, I continued to take care of it and was able to get a beautiful Buterfree. I bet you ten bucks that if my Buterfree was at level 10 still, it would defeat Ralphies poor abused Metapod.
@A-Microwave
@A-Microwave 4 жыл бұрын
and dead from horrific science accident
@aoisora1445
@aoisora1445 4 жыл бұрын
@@tigerrocks503chase8 nah level 100 Caterpie got this
@lavatroll5733
@lavatroll5733 4 жыл бұрын
@@maldorov6297 he never did... *He died*
@isaacbailey3681
@isaacbailey3681 4 жыл бұрын
"Ralphie used Kidnap!" "It was...too effective." Ouch.
@totallynothatguy1698
@totallynothatguy1698 3 жыл бұрын
1 Year old. 500 likes. No comments. This ends today.
@tristansalagoste4486
@tristansalagoste4486 3 жыл бұрын
@@totallynothatguy1698 2nd here.
@mohd_yahya7022
@mohd_yahya7022 2 жыл бұрын
Do you mind if I do the 3rd one
@tristansalagoste4486
@tristansalagoste4486 2 жыл бұрын
@@mohd_yahya7022 sure man. (4th now)
@just.him.cherif
@just.him.cherif 2 жыл бұрын
@@tristansalagoste4486 ight man (5th by the way(
@heylinedgear3510
@heylinedgear3510 3 жыл бұрын
The second he became a good guy, his MC protection dissipated and all the negative Karma he accumulated killed him instantly.
@TheMamaluigi300
@TheMamaluigi300 Жыл бұрын
Rusty! Murder! Rusty! Murder!
@keatonsmith2220
@keatonsmith2220 3 жыл бұрын
Ralphie: We meet again Red. Red: You're not my rival.
@LucusWho
@LucusWho 4 жыл бұрын
If Todd thinks Ralphie is a terrible trainer he hasn’t even heard of Rusty hahaha
@mayphan9779
@mayphan9779 4 жыл бұрын
I guess when this was made rusty wasn’t even born
@zockingtroller7788
@zockingtroller7788 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty murdered Ralphie at the end
@trent800
@trent800 4 жыл бұрын
they are in the same universe as Rusty killed him in the end
@nokobantroopa5176
@nokobantroopa5176 4 жыл бұрын
Lucus Who rusty is just ralphie but less bidoof
@aizuuya
@aizuuya 4 жыл бұрын
@@trent800 no the perfect bidoof can travel between dimensions, and by looking at the 2 series you can tell they aren't the same kanto
@ProfessionalBabyEater
@ProfessionalBabyEater 4 жыл бұрын
I legimately feel really bad for Todd.
@DragoonBB
@DragoonBB 4 жыл бұрын
Nothing the sweet taste of revenge can't fix.
@kaseyhart8034
@kaseyhart8034 4 жыл бұрын
Same here Ralphe needs to go somewhere deeper then hell
@ImAlpharius
@ImAlpharius 4 жыл бұрын
He became a digimon tho
@arbetor12
@arbetor12 4 жыл бұрын
Why was he not put into care/foster homes
@aaronlandry3934
@aaronlandry3934 4 жыл бұрын
Me too. Hopefully, Perfect Bidoof will give him a decent life in the Bidoof-pocolypse
@Fan-imator
@Fan-imator Жыл бұрын
18:39 "you even gave me 12 pokedollars afterwards." "this isn't about my life savings!" underrated
@havaltherock
@havaltherock 3 жыл бұрын
So ralphie died when bidoof first met rusty and broke him out of jail.
@mog5176
@mog5176 4 жыл бұрын
They created a full fledged Pokémon-parody cinematic universe *i love it*
@anthonywippich9552
@anthonywippich9552 4 жыл бұрын
Galaxy GamerZ is this a joke
@anthonywippich9552
@anthonywippich9552 4 жыл бұрын
Galaxy GamerZ it’s called a shiny it happens 1/10000 about usually so it’s rare Also how do you have 700 subs and no videos
@kon18
@kon18 4 жыл бұрын
Nick Tempo I love Pokemon Rusty
@sparexcalibur
@sparexcalibur 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah just have been a glitch hopefully it doesn't happen again
@angelotheclown1004
@angelotheclown1004 4 жыл бұрын
Um yes there is you ralphie
@Themalayalammaster
@Themalayalammaster 4 жыл бұрын
Marvel: 'Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history' Rusty: *hold my Perfect Bidoof*
@riskiadityacahyadiputrano3725
@riskiadityacahyadiputrano3725 3 жыл бұрын
Hey Rusty dasn own perfect badoof agin iya the good Rusty who own perfect badoof
@fatcat6923
@fatcat6923 3 жыл бұрын
stupid riskong To be fair he didn’t specify which rusty he was referring to
@glowingdarkness9288
@glowingdarkness9288 3 жыл бұрын
Its was better if you said hold my peanut butter
@Themalayalammaster
@Themalayalammaster 3 жыл бұрын
@@glowingdarkness9288yep your right. Got confused there what to type
@demon_xd_
@demon_xd_ 3 жыл бұрын
**the entire Marvel staff die ‘cause of the extreme god radiation**
@doobliheim4139
@doobliheim4139 3 жыл бұрын
"You're 10x my age and know nothing about Pokémon" Doesn't that make the child 3..?
@davidsorianomusic
@davidsorianomusic 3 жыл бұрын
...you ever heard of hyperbole?
@crimsonlight4205
@crimsonlight4205 3 жыл бұрын
Plus this is Pokémon, if 8 year olds can travel the world then 3 year olds can travel the city
@Sheikh_Speare
@Sheikh_Speare 3 жыл бұрын
@@davidsorianomusic I literally learned that word today, my 12 year old nephew taught me it 😂 I feel smarter. 😎
@yanyanzhang5813
@yanyanzhang5813 2 жыл бұрын
@@davidsorianomusic clearly hasn’t.
@hughmorris7557
@hughmorris7557 2 жыл бұрын
"I didn't become a Pokemon trainer to learn my far-fetched multiplication tables!"
@dpearson80808
@dpearson80808 3 жыл бұрын
"Ah shit, there's a Mew under here!" DEAD I died
@brandontherabboat4850
@brandontherabboat4850 4 жыл бұрын
A pathetic start, all the way to a pathetic end. Confirmed: Ralphie’s life is a joke.
@beastunleashed657
@beastunleashed657 4 жыл бұрын
@Galaxy GamerZ lol come on dude you're not fooling anyone
@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499
@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 4 жыл бұрын
@Galaxy GamerZ if your not lying WHY DID YOU DO THAT? if your not lying that mudkip was a 1/8192 roll. bbut i hope your lying. your lying
@Hitoshuratdn
@Hitoshuratdn 4 жыл бұрын
@missingno missingno that was a non sequitur. Moving on.
@MrSuperbeast92
@MrSuperbeast92 4 жыл бұрын
@UCfJCRGFMaI-iQrVdZzmKBTA Because you keep copy pasting it and the fact that Shiny pokemon have been a thing since the Game Boy Color games?
@informanteRP
@informanteRP 4 жыл бұрын
@@justaguythatsbadateverythi2499 what galaxy gamerz said? His comment was deleted
@itzmarzo
@itzmarzo 4 жыл бұрын
Why doesn’t Dorkly believe in Pokémon center
@ZombsOfficial
@ZombsOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
There's a rumor that the Pokèmon center doesn't heal your pokemon but replaces them with pokemon with the exact same stats
@archived1606
@archived1606 4 жыл бұрын
xXZombs4lifeXx actually???
@ZombsOfficial
@ZombsOfficial 4 жыл бұрын
@@archived1606 It's just a rumor
@Elijah.04
@Elijah.04 4 жыл бұрын
So they have a spare shiny perfect IVs and ev trained tyranitar? I thought it would take about 4-5 days to get one
@manictiger
@manictiger 4 жыл бұрын
@@ZombsOfficial C L O N I N G
@zaidhernandez4601
@zaidhernandez4601 3 жыл бұрын
21:30 man this man cranking out so many reps without failure....what a legend
@ChesterRGC
@ChesterRGC 3 жыл бұрын
"I should focus on things I'm good at" "Like murder!"
@athickey
@athickey 2 жыл бұрын
Theory: rustey is reds child he put up for adoption
@PresidentJamesDean
@PresidentJamesDean 4 жыл бұрын
Ralphie: You Vs. Rusty: The guy she told you not to worry about
@archieharrison1
@archieharrison1 4 жыл бұрын
@proud hufflepuff Perfect bidoof use judgment
@imafuckinglibtard344
@imafuckinglibtard344 4 жыл бұрын
500th like
@SnackGuy2Star
@SnackGuy2Star 4 жыл бұрын
Good Rusty: _That_ guy
@austinkozlowski3120
@austinkozlowski3120 4 жыл бұрын
Mason the Merc 115 Rusty:uh who are you? Ralphie:I’m you but worse Rusty:oh cool!
@heyheyheychocolaterain3058
@heyheyheychocolaterain3058 4 жыл бұрын
Other way around
@wildstrategist9504
@wildstrategist9504 4 жыл бұрын
“Ralphie are you peeing yourself?” “It’s called a feeble bladder and it’s medical!”
@macewindu7429
@macewindu7429 4 жыл бұрын
Sooooo???
@banana_man129robot_ninja5
@banana_man129robot_ninja5 4 жыл бұрын
@@macewindu7429 its funny thats so
@macewindu7429
@macewindu7429 4 жыл бұрын
K
@onepieceofbbq6357
@onepieceofbbq6357 Жыл бұрын
I just realized that Ralphie is probably still alive. Since he got killed by Perfect Bidoof bursting through the wall and he undid all the murders/damage that was caused by him, it means that Ralphie must've been revived also
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints
@CollegeDroputPowerpoints Жыл бұрын
Whoa dude
@catmonvalentino6639
@catmonvalentino6639 3 жыл бұрын
8:26 best Pokémon music
@welliebeats
@welliebeats 4 жыл бұрын
It’s crazy - Ralphie got a Metapod and Rusty got a Kakuna. 😂
@commiedogborkins5568
@commiedogborkins5568 4 жыл бұрын
And rusty got the perfect badoof and ralphi got Todd blob
@galaxyads3040
@galaxyads3040 4 жыл бұрын
No rusty got Pikachu
@CyverRune
@CyverRune 4 жыл бұрын
@@galaxyads3040 I applause you for that comment.
@_marshP
@_marshP 4 жыл бұрын
Well,they ARE version exclusive. *Pokemon Rusty to kakuna Pokemon Ralphie to Metapod
@zorororoark
@zorororoark 4 жыл бұрын
It was a PIKACHU 🤣🤣
@EmeraldLord777
@EmeraldLord777 4 жыл бұрын
“ I wanna eat! All this ice cream! “ Uhh.... uhh.... “ like no one ever was! “
@An_average_BA_enthusiast
@An_average_BA_enthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
To eat it my real test, to gain weight is my cause
@KiraYoza
@KiraYoza 3 жыл бұрын
Ba da doo Ill try to travel to the fridge but the distance is too faaaaarrr I’m giving up on everything my life is stuck on paaaaussee
@orangetabby7122
@orangetabby7122 3 жыл бұрын
10:41 This could be a sole purpose for a Pokemon series: *People experimenting with the teleporter and repurpisisng it. Maybe they find a Pokemon-human hybrid that would be either advertised to the public (something like 'become a Eevee person!' or 'become something like a pikachu!') or accidentally turning everyone in a ___ mile radius into a Pokemon-human hybrid. Either way it could be a cool Pokemon animation.
@soulmadeofleaves4832
@soulmadeofleaves4832 3 жыл бұрын
11:11 *billopod gets defraxialized*
@pyjamadan9848
@pyjamadan9848 4 жыл бұрын
I swear, every policemen in this show is about to retire
@amusingcrow834
@amusingcrow834 3 жыл бұрын
PyjamaDan well yeah there being replace with Pokémon detectives
@sparecreeper1580
@sparecreeper1580 3 жыл бұрын
And then turn into a ghost
@Golemoid
@Golemoid 3 жыл бұрын
It's called Retirony, it's a common trope in movies with cops.
@chillboi2363
@chillboi2363 3 жыл бұрын
And has at least 3 children
@lucaswilson9893
@lucaswilson9893 3 жыл бұрын
They're all getting to old for this shit.
@DavidCastro-rw9lb
@DavidCastro-rw9lb 4 жыл бұрын
After seeing all the 22 minutes, and listening to Red about having two kids, I have to ask: where is Todd's brother? The world needs to see the second monster pokemon in existence!
@thatsprettyfarfetchd9888
@thatsprettyfarfetchd9888 4 жыл бұрын
Todd's brother is the Red in Pokémon Rusty. For starters, the Red that Rusty follows in Pokémon Rusty can't be the Red we see in Ralphie, the age gap is far too big(~10 vs ~30). Although if Red had a son also named Red, who looked like him, he could be the Red that Rusty was following, making perfect sense when connecting the universes together.
@shadowmewfox9998
@shadowmewfox9998 4 жыл бұрын
Ash the son😂
@CyberB07
@CyberB07 3 жыл бұрын
Oh, did I miss a detail saying it was a brother? X3 I assumed it could've been a daughter/sister. Lol, either way, I wonder where is this 2nd kid!?
@catherinestickels2591
@catherinestickels2591 3 жыл бұрын
@@dantebenedetti8095 My brothers and I play in a homebrew Pokemon trpg based loosely on DnD rules. In that world, Agatha has retired as a member of the elite four, and was replaced by her granddaughter, an obscenely old lady named Agatha. Stuff like this makes perfect sense if you just don't think about it.
@SpecialCinema
@SpecialCinema 3 жыл бұрын
It would be even more interesting if the brother isn't a Pokemon. Just showing how bad of a father Red truly is. Maybe the brother even got more affection.
@omegastar2508
@omegastar2508 3 жыл бұрын
I figured out a way to make the whole "Ralphie and Rusty exist in the same universe even though there is a time paradox" thing work. So you know how it says that Red has 2 children, but we only meet one of them? I think that the other child is the Red that Rusty is an obsessive fan of. This is the only way I can think of having 2 Reds with different ages and time frames.
@umagatron0902
@umagatron0902 3 жыл бұрын
15:40 you’ve Ralphie: you’ve accidentally evolved into a disqustang monster. who hasn’t that happened to... Todd: nobody Garbador so I haven’t became a disgusting monster... yay
@TheSkeletalQueen
@TheSkeletalQueen 4 жыл бұрын
We now need a trainer who actually takes care of their pokemon but has to deal with Rusty, Ralphie, or someone like them
@soppingwetburgers6493
@soppingwetburgers6493 4 жыл бұрын
No.
@x-wing9805
@x-wing9805 4 жыл бұрын
@@soppingwetburgers6493 YES
@ZigealFaust
@ZigealFaust 4 жыл бұрын
They already have one, Boss/Friend. Look up "If Pokemon Trainers Were Smart". Basically what I would do in the Pokemon World.
@bzzztbzzzt2428
@bzzztbzzzt2428 3 жыл бұрын
@@ZigealFaust yeah he's the best still a psycho but loves hus scyther
@MonstyrSlayr
@MonstyrSlayr 3 жыл бұрын
Pokemon Reggie
@past874
@past874 4 жыл бұрын
When's that smart trainer and his Scyther joining the Dorkly Cinematic Universe?
@geek_x4565
@geek_x4565 4 жыл бұрын
that's Red, he made a masterball factory remember?
@past874
@past874 4 жыл бұрын
@@geek_x4565 Still need a series about him.
@izu1624
@izu1624 4 жыл бұрын
They can make him a whole new character and i would still love it
@kelvinkegel2304
@kelvinkegel2304 4 жыл бұрын
@@MCKennaXC SHUCKLEEEEEEEEE
@datsthechungus4228
@datsthechungus4228 4 жыл бұрын
The dcu
@jacobhu4431
@jacobhu4431 3 жыл бұрын
20:09 OH REALLY..? *insert rusty whistling in the background*
@fortymcmeme3846
@fortymcmeme3846 3 жыл бұрын
Well rusty caught more than 1 pokemon
@lukiwei9468
@lukiwei9468 Жыл бұрын
@@fortymcmeme3846 Mostly Bidoof
@supersillysammy272
@supersillysammy272 11 ай бұрын
@@fortymcmeme3846 and killed most of them
@phg44
@phg44 2 жыл бұрын
i called the number at 9:10 and it was some company from overseas
@AmazingSpider-Man
@AmazingSpider-Man 4 жыл бұрын
Pokemon Ralphie was hilarious, but Pokemon Rusty is even better.
@Hello_World_not_taken
@Hello_World_not_taken 4 жыл бұрын
RUSTY! RUSTY! RUSTY! no, I must screw up my world even further!
@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140
@_grievous_the_epok_gamur_7140 4 жыл бұрын
*Excuse me? Detective Squirtel... Dick Squirt..*
@jeffrey4783
@jeffrey4783 4 жыл бұрын
Correct
@SlavTiger
@SlavTiger 2 жыл бұрын
RUSTY! MURDER! RUSTY! MURDER!
@Therealcheesegod
@Therealcheesegod 2 жыл бұрын
@@SlavTiger Dude I said the same thing
@juliabrivera5179
@juliabrivera5179 4 жыл бұрын
Todd: says Ralphie’s the worst pokemon trainer Rusty: im about to end this whole mans career
@chriswestergaard4506
@chriswestergaard4506 4 жыл бұрын
Quite literally
@suckerman7gm
@suckerman7gm 4 жыл бұрын
@@chriswestergaard4506 At least unlike this guy who literally made his one and only Pokemon suffer for 20 years without healing or anything, at least Rusty healed his Pokemon once and ended his fainted Pokemon's suffering.
@xTriton_
@xTriton_ 4 жыл бұрын
English 100
@suckerman7gm
@suckerman7gm 4 жыл бұрын
@Omega Zero Yeah, basically he would have prevented it if he taught PB compassion. Just because it sounded boring to him, he indirectly dominated the world.
@doctordomino5073
@doctordomino5073 3 жыл бұрын
At least Rusty beat the Elite Four.
@franciscoledee-shave9095
@franciscoledee-shave9095 3 жыл бұрын
Bruh poor Todd also the fact that he was in the same prison as rusty during the Bidoof break out was epic
@Yami77741
@Yami77741 3 жыл бұрын
5:00 his he singing the pokemon rap? Omg
@geardog24
@geardog24 4 жыл бұрын
The story of Ralphie is proof that Bug types don't get enough love.
@petercross1879
@petercross1879 4 жыл бұрын
We get too many normal, fighting, and flying types. There's not enough early game fire or electric types.
@lolcall5295
@lolcall5295 4 жыл бұрын
@@petercross1879 what do you mean not enough fire? Isn't there like a starting fire in almost every pokemon game in every generation? Like charmander in gen 1, torchic in gen 3, cyndaquil in gen 2, etc etc.
@majoritasdeadmemechannel3557
@majoritasdeadmemechannel3557 4 жыл бұрын
That's actually what guzma was trying to show to people
@petercross1879
@petercross1879 4 жыл бұрын
@@lolcall5295 if you want a fire type in most games, you ha e no choice but to pick the fire starter. That's bad.
@lolcall5295
@lolcall5295 4 жыл бұрын
@@petercross1879 yeah but at least you have some decent fire type
@firorenard7013
@firorenard7013 4 жыл бұрын
RALPHIE USE KIDNAP! *it was too effective...*
@milx7210
@milx7210 4 жыл бұрын
that would be perfect when you faint a shiny
@grass492
@grass492 4 жыл бұрын
One hit KO
@TheOriginalEwan
@TheOriginalEwan 3 жыл бұрын
“I’m Mr.Deoxys! By the time you’re watching this, it means *Your father is dead!”*
@owengonzalez6819
@owengonzalez6819 2 жыл бұрын
I like how Todd lectures Ralphie on not knowing anything about Pokémon, but Ralphie knows that there were 151 original Pokémon, and Todd doesn’t know that ride pagers have been used by Alolans for generations
@NaudVanDalen
@NaudVanDalen 4 жыл бұрын
Oh my Arceus! Ralphie killed Red's son! Wait... He's alive? They had us in the first half, I'm not gonna lie.
@AmaryInkawult
@AmaryInkawult 4 жыл бұрын
Then damn... rare candy is no joke...
@hfbvmARF
@hfbvmARF 4 жыл бұрын
No wonder he kept wanting to go to a pokemon center
@jeffrey4783
@jeffrey4783 4 жыл бұрын
Really
@jyuubi6312
@jyuubi6312 4 жыл бұрын
i love how monster todd is just a reskin of the digimon; Raremon
@Asaiiku
@Asaiiku 4 жыл бұрын
Thanks you ! I thought I saw this monstrosity before but couldn't put my finger on it
@stevanustrionanda6397
@stevanustrionanda6397 4 жыл бұрын
Well he ate "Rare" candy
@Realperson16
@Realperson16 4 жыл бұрын
And all of that flesh also makes it look like a joy mutant of sorts (joy mutant as in LISA by the way)
@edwarddelacruz3923
@edwarddelacruz3923 4 жыл бұрын
I dunno, it looks more like Tetsuo from Akira to me.
@caesargold3695
@caesargold3695 4 жыл бұрын
Literally google raremon
@LuckyShiSha
@LuckyShiSha 2 жыл бұрын
Oh man. Poor Metapod. That time Ralphie said „…he needs revenge“ and i saw the tears of Metapod. That moment brokes at least the hearts of 80% of all viewers. All in all great work just putting so much detail in all these pixels 👍🏻
@strangerontheinternet7358
@strangerontheinternet7358 3 жыл бұрын
2:16 red: daisy, moe, that guy over there that guy over there: *YEAH*
@Silver-Synthesis
@Silver-Synthesis 4 жыл бұрын
This guy was a bigger monster then Rusty. That is why he was killed when Rusty and him were in the same place. The universe can't handle both of them. Thank you everyone for giving this 1.4k! Love you pokemon rusty series. I hope you never run dry.
@jacobsalasis
@jacobsalasis 4 жыл бұрын
Than
@Silver-Synthesis
@Silver-Synthesis 4 жыл бұрын
What the..... 242 👍s that's my new record.
@kesler9759
@kesler9759 4 жыл бұрын
No rusty was worse he caused an apocalypse and created the most hateful Pokémon ever!
@Silver-Synthesis
@Silver-Synthesis 4 жыл бұрын
And what is Tod blob
@enderex1653
@enderex1653 4 жыл бұрын
are you kidding me... Rusty literally started the Biddoof apocalypse! He legit killed thousands probably from the forest fire, creating "pikachu" the crime boss, teaching PERFECT BIDOOF bloodlust, and even joining team rocket once using a bicycle full of weed.
@KMSAnimations
@KMSAnimations 4 жыл бұрын
So... Red became a champion, rased 2 kids, started selling masterballs and super potions... But only has 2 badges?!
@mariobros68
@mariobros68 4 жыл бұрын
Nah, he has all 7 Kantos' badges... Or he use GameShark
@ProfTricky3168
@ProfTricky3168 4 жыл бұрын
Where was his other son?
@DragoonBB
@DragoonBB 4 жыл бұрын
@@ProfTricky3168 Rusty? No idea...
@ProfTricky3168
@ProfTricky3168 4 жыл бұрын
Dragoon-BB No it isn’t Rusty, his father was the delly worker. But good guess.
@kara-mari9909
@kara-mari9909 4 жыл бұрын
What made you think he has two badges? Was it mentioned somewhere in the parody?
@squeaktheswan2007
@squeaktheswan2007 3 жыл бұрын
17:54 Doesn't red have a spouse or something?
@2t0nrhianwilliams21
@2t0nrhianwilliams21 Жыл бұрын
I still can’t get over the fact that Todd evolved into a Raremon from digimon 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@pareidolia1
@pareidolia1 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't he also the bug trainer in bidoofcalypse that pissed his pants
@C4H10N4O2
@C4H10N4O2 4 жыл бұрын
All part of the PCU
@miguelmercer2377
@miguelmercer2377 4 жыл бұрын
No since he died when Peanut Butter broke Rusty out
@unclebuns5286
@unclebuns5286 4 жыл бұрын
@@miguelmercer2377 but bidoof reversed all his chaos, so that means his death also reversed
@BankerPaul
@BankerPaul 4 жыл бұрын
@@unclebuns5286 | But that was after the fear-pissing dude fear-pissed himself.
@BankerPaul
@BankerPaul 4 жыл бұрын
I would like that to be the case, but it just doesn't fit in with the already-not-making-sense timeline.
@JackVoke
@JackVoke 4 жыл бұрын
3:23 Ralphie: Pull up those big boy pants kiddo coz its time for a spankin’. Red’s Son: *What a weird thing to say to a child you barely know.*
@user-wk6tp1og3l
@user-wk6tp1og3l 4 жыл бұрын
Ralphie : WHATEVER LETS FIGHT!
@raahilkhan1004
@raahilkhan1004 4 жыл бұрын
Bro you spoiled it!
@jayjay0678
@jayjay0678 4 жыл бұрын
Raahil Khan not really
@ethanfields1444
@ethanfields1444 2 жыл бұрын
The moment you realize Ralphie was voiced by Nathan Yaffe
@ericlabonte3817
@ericlabonte3817 3 жыл бұрын
"I can name all 151 pokemon! (Proceeds to recite pokerap") that's me to Tee lmfao that broke me😂
@tangyhyperspace2217
@tangyhyperspace2217 4 жыл бұрын
I made a lot of viewers unhappy, the witnesses to my many crimes I mean" Restoration 100
@janhutchens2593
@janhutchens2593 4 жыл бұрын
I literally read this just as they said it and I was like: wait a minute what?
@metholuscaedes6794
@metholuscaedes6794 4 жыл бұрын
yea, as accidental occasionally intentional murder is hillarious, so no unhappy veiwers with that!
@Bro-cx2jc
@Bro-cx2jc 4 жыл бұрын
Restoration of the fourth wall?
@connorcclarke
@connorcclarke 4 жыл бұрын
Timestamp please
@eShears
@eShears 4 жыл бұрын
If Ralphie didn’t know about Gen 2 Pokémon and up, then how come he has a Lopunny on his calendar?
@KonnichiwaHimuraSan
@KonnichiwaHimuraSan 4 жыл бұрын
He's a furry, he just saw a sexy bunny picture there, that was enough to buy it.
@viin9216
@viin9216 4 жыл бұрын
what-
@themustardman219
@themustardman219 3 жыл бұрын
@@KonnichiwaHimuraSan Makes sense/
@mokarokas-1727
@mokarokas-1727 2 жыл бұрын
@@landondavis2005 - And gen 4 is included in "gen 2 Pokémon and up".
@DJB10T1C
@DJB10T1C 2 жыл бұрын
that "who's that pokemon" killed me xDD 7:11
@iamamad19
@iamamad19 Жыл бұрын
Still waiting for a Pokemon series like these 2 at end of 2022
@FetusDelutus9336
@FetusDelutus9336 4 жыл бұрын
alolan todd appears to be a retextured digimon, nice
@gytuj6722
@gytuj6722 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah hes just a reskin of raremon
@An_average_BA_enthusiast
@An_average_BA_enthusiast 3 жыл бұрын
@@gytuj6722 dynamax raremon*
@ProfessorGunk
@ProfessorGunk 3 жыл бұрын
Glad someone noticed
@beauvoirferril
@beauvoirferril 4 жыл бұрын
Well... That wasn't very satisfying, the way they killed off Ralphie, to be honest. Or... Maybe that's the point. Ralphie was nothing but sad from start to finish.
@Silver-Synthesis
@Silver-Synthesis 4 жыл бұрын
No like i said on my comment. The universe just can't handle both of them.
@romram7984
@romram7984 4 жыл бұрын
I agree tbh, they did the same with the rusty series in terms of ending it poorly and it kinda ruins the series knowing that
@DharshM0
@DharshM0 4 жыл бұрын
This end is fitting here for Ralphie I think. He has his life recklessly ended by an asshole, the same way he ended other lives, just as he is beginning to regret everything he has done.
@funninoriginal6054
@funninoriginal6054 4 жыл бұрын
To be fair, we dont know if he died. At most it looks like he got a brain trauma from those rocks (will be pretty ironic if he indeed does)
@YoMama2143
@YoMama2143 4 жыл бұрын
If it makes you feel any better Raplhies probably fine. He was most likely brought back to life after PB reset the world.
@romeyblaylock8158
@romeyblaylock8158 3 жыл бұрын
19:08 uh o WHERES GYRADOSE
@PaintballGargoyle
@PaintballGargoyle 3 жыл бұрын
8:54 is like one of the best parts lol
@bigbaddawg101
@bigbaddawg101 4 жыл бұрын
We need a Detective Squirtle movie. I picture him voiced by Danny DeVito.
@victorygamer713
@victorygamer713 4 жыл бұрын
🤔🤔🤔
@geekoverlord9181
@geekoverlord9181 4 жыл бұрын
Yes
@dragasalt7493
@dragasalt7493 4 жыл бұрын
Hope Dorkly does this first
@NocturnusGame
@NocturnusGame 4 жыл бұрын
That would be absolutely beautiful
@llamas5278
@llamas5278 4 жыл бұрын
bigbaddawg101 Squirtle Squad?
@nicklespale22
@nicklespale22 4 жыл бұрын
4:25 *kidnaps Red's son and accidentally gets him into a car accident immediately after* so dark and stupid. I love Dorkly animations
@yourlocaltransgirl
@yourlocaltransgirl 3 жыл бұрын
5:06 try 850+
@cheez_itVR
@cheez_itVR 2 ай бұрын
Nah try 1000
@scrublordgamer9636
@scrublordgamer9636 4 ай бұрын
Did anyone else realize that "Alolan Todd" is just beige recolor of Raremon from Digimon Dawn and Dusk? Because I think it's funny that we've got Bidoof becoming a Digimon like deity and Todd becoming a Garbodor/Mr.Mime fusion evolving into Shiny Raremon...
@nnamorjiajulu-okeke752
@nnamorjiajulu-okeke752 4 жыл бұрын
Looks like smart red was able to reconfigure and mass produce the master ball LMAO XD
@auxnull
@auxnull 4 жыл бұрын
also it's organic :D
@galactic1405
@galactic1405 4 жыл бұрын
CATCH EM ALL
@zackattack9228
@zackattack9228 4 жыл бұрын
Reengineer
@coolguy5133
@coolguy5133 4 жыл бұрын
I hope Red is able to keep Missingno in a safe room to mass produce the Master Ball.
@Silver-Synthesis
@Silver-Synthesis 4 жыл бұрын
@@coolguy5133 if he did that it he would die. Missingno is a very dangerous pokemon. Also it will break the universe. Well not as bad a peanut butter did. But you get what im saying.
@RealGateGuardian
@RealGateGuardian 4 жыл бұрын
I knew Rusty & Ralphie were in the same universe. The moment I saw the jail, i knew Bidoof would kill Ralphie
@suckerman7gm
@suckerman7gm 4 жыл бұрын
Everyone got the Rusty reference they wanted.
@TheWinstonSlip
@TheWinstonSlip 3 жыл бұрын
Spoilers
@nic_e3234
@nic_e3234 2 жыл бұрын
Peanut butter**********
@titan133760
@titan133760 2 жыл бұрын
RUSTY! MURDER! RUSTY MURDER!
@Ironmat98
@Ironmat98 2 жыл бұрын
Such a compelling story, I haven't seen something like that ever since I found Pokemon Rusty
@smellthel
@smellthel 3 жыл бұрын
I love these series so much
@nicoleseraphita7613
@nicoleseraphita7613 4 жыл бұрын
That blob thing is just a sprite of the digimon Raremon from one of the DS games.
@AmaryInkawult
@AmaryInkawult 4 жыл бұрын
Still feel bad for Todd. Forcefed a rare candy and discovered the ugly truth... Wonder where he is now...
@oresti9271
@oresti9271 4 жыл бұрын
I am surprised about Ralphie knowing what alolan muk is and about team skull 😂
@joshuakim5240
@joshuakim5240 4 жыл бұрын
Wasn't Team Skull somewhat of an ironic tourist commodity of Alola since they were just that incompetent compared to the other villain gangs/teams?
@mearsite
@mearsite 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah he knows alonan but surprised by mega evolve stuff
@KaisTheFireWarrior
@KaisTheFireWarrior 4 жыл бұрын
Technically alolan muk is just called muk, so he already knows it
@anthonymccoll4151
@anthonymccoll4151 4 жыл бұрын
What was that purple thing by the skull?
@neoslayerpw8230
@neoslayerpw8230 4 жыл бұрын
@@anthonymccoll4151 still no answer..
@frost598
@frost598 3 жыл бұрын
omg that tie in at the end was so perfect!!!
@JohnGunn-
@JohnGunn- 3 жыл бұрын
I'm not sure the world was ready for this level of comedic genius..
@midknight1339
@midknight1339 4 жыл бұрын
"Ah shoot there's a Mew under here" is an excellent reference lol.
@witcheraztardoom188
@witcheraztardoom188 4 жыл бұрын
Can't wait for Dic Squirts to evolve to Dic War or better yet!!! DIC BLAST!!!
@jaitdas3582
@jaitdas3582 4 жыл бұрын
You mean Dick Wart xD
@sk8bratv398
@sk8bratv398 4 жыл бұрын
"Dic rhydon"
@shinydarkrai4620
@shinydarkrai4620 4 жыл бұрын
Dic Toise
@gamermike111
@gamermike111 3 жыл бұрын
21:48 saddly true
@RandomPerson-dr4py
@RandomPerson-dr4py 2 жыл бұрын
17:35 and a hint of frogie I get it frogie Jurassic park and frogs
@lordjeromesempire6588
@lordjeromesempire6588 4 жыл бұрын
The police should have taken that Metapod from Ralphie.
@joaovictordemelomazza3049
@joaovictordemelomazza3049 4 жыл бұрын
He wold evolve Just Like rustys "Pikachu"
@stroobertti4643
@stroobertti4643 4 жыл бұрын
How dark is dorkys pokemon cinematic universe ? Yes
@MarcoCrawford
@MarcoCrawford 3 жыл бұрын
15:05 RAREMON
@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269
@deathsnitemaresinfullust2269 3 жыл бұрын
Haa! "What a weird thing to say to a child you barely know." LoL! The comedy and creativity of the writing in these is pretty great.
@TheVegetaover9000
@TheVegetaover9000 4 жыл бұрын
I don’t know if I can get behind Todd judging Red for his actions, when he himself chose to help Ralphie, which resulted in the deaths of a ton a people. Red said his sons were geniuses, but what kind of genius thinks it’s a good idea to help out a man who’s so obsessed with a rematch against Red, that he’s perfectly fine with murdering people and kidnapping? Todd was even willing to battle Red as Ralphies pokemon, before Ralphie and Red started fighting. It just left me more confused than anything when I first watched it. Great show though, the ending with Rusty made me laugh
@maldorov6297
@maldorov6297 4 жыл бұрын
A pokemon genius who was secretly helping PB dominate the human race. In exchange, he got to become a bidoof instead of a monstrous blob.
@jonnnnniej
@jonnnnniej 4 жыл бұрын
Sadly, intelligence and not being a shitty human being don't necessarily go hand in hand
@MrAlehkra
@MrAlehkra 3 жыл бұрын
A genius who just suffered severe brain damage maybe? xD
@codymiller2844
@codymiller2844 Жыл бұрын
You also gotta remember the head trauma
@tidepodpadthai2633
@tidepodpadthai2633 Жыл бұрын
@@codymiller2844 plus the fact he got kidnapped so i mean he didn't have much of a choice
@mudkipboi
@mudkipboi 4 жыл бұрын
Rusty and Ralphie met each other .... World: Time for to get destroyed
@trent800
@trent800 4 жыл бұрын
well Rusty killed him so they did meet
@aritraghosh3441
@aritraghosh3441 3 жыл бұрын
Ralphie killed a few but Rusty killed everyone (nearly) and even Ralphie himself.
@luckynumbergreen9410
@luckynumbergreen9410 3 жыл бұрын
Nah def red
@arcticflower7223
@arcticflower7223 3 жыл бұрын
6:50. Simply wonderful.
@megamegalodon2553
@megamegalodon2553 3 жыл бұрын
You connected ralf and rusty universes ?!? That’s AWESOME
@ChocoBlobby
@ChocoBlobby 4 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for Todd but I love this kid even if he evolved monstrously. It's so shocking to see the vains and stuff. I just hope he's not in pain. Maybe not physically if he isn't but mentally if he hates how he looks.
@mikehenderson7907
@mikehenderson7907 4 жыл бұрын
His life savings was 12 yen? That's literally 12 pennies.
@maldorov6297
@maldorov6297 4 жыл бұрын
He was a boy in an advanced world who spent the rest of his life savings on a few pokeballs to catch a couple of oversized bugs that would never leave their ball (other than the metapod)
@hoggi7506
@hoggi7506 3 жыл бұрын
Cormac Eats Popcorm 1 yen is actually 0.0080 euro
@caolanochearnaigh9804
@caolanochearnaigh9804 2 жыл бұрын
10:25 Is that a reference to "The Fly"?
@clink6017
@clink6017 3 жыл бұрын
When I first saw this I didn’t realize this was voiced by the cast of Drawfee
@neoslayerpw8230
@neoslayerpw8230 4 жыл бұрын
When they exploded when he said "metapod, return" That looked horrifying yet canonically and scientifically correct
@MetroXLR99
@MetroXLR99 4 жыл бұрын
And, is the second time I saw something like that happening. ..The first was in the horror fangame' "Pokemon: Nightmare Invasion."
@Soulrapier1
@Soulrapier1 4 жыл бұрын
I'm disappointed about the fact that Squirtle doesn't have glasses
@alexreilly6121
@alexreilly6121 2 жыл бұрын
Don't exactly wanna admit that aloud but so was I lol
@S3R_Edits
@S3R_Edits 3 жыл бұрын
7:35 Is that an ace attorney refrence To the detective gumshoe?
@rphb5870
@rphb5870 2 жыл бұрын
Ralphe is the second best pokemon trainer after Rusty. If these two themed up, the world itself would tremble.
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