If Every Villain Had An Assistant (Kevin the Assistant Compilation)

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[@dorkly]

Hey I know this SEEMS like it means we're not doing more Kevin, but...we'll probably still do more Kevin.

[@j_._a_._c]

Okay phew, I’d miss him

[@Sketano]

Yeah, do kevin good..

[@FuriousFireDude]

Do the ghost from pac man or the dog from duck hunt

[@NG-yy8pw]

you gonna need those infinity stones to bring him back

[@STAROCiDE]

If dj octavio had an assistant

[@FizzleFX]

“You are the worst magical Hitler I have ever worked with." Coming from him this means something - he worked with them all!

[@NashTheBlade]

Except for Lord Zedd from Power Rangers....One of his monsters was called "Pursehead!"...Fucking...PURSEHEAD!...And that monster got it's ass kicked by...just..one..KICK!...Also, those so called "Upgraded" Zedd Putties...If they're so much more powerful, then why is their weakpoint so visible and easy to hit?!...Just one touch of that giant Z on their chests and they EXPLODE!...Zedd is an idiot, nuff said

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Any power rangers villain would need kevin. Just send in every monster you have available and BOOM the rangers are overwelmed and killed off. It's what happened at the end of jungle furry, but at that point the 8 rangers became the entirety of the good guys. And megaforce may have some something similar but I refuse to rewatch it.

[@NashTheBlade]

@@wastelandlegocheem Actually, sending in a BUNCH of monsters is something a few of the Rangers villains have done before and STILL failed at it...HORRIBLY!...Even if they throw in all those monsters, there's still a literal army of Power Rangers out there....I just think Zedd's the dumbest one because even though he looks so damn cool, he is so bad at his job....I mean everyone thinks that Zedd's the best, but..god he's so fucking dumb!

[@wastelandlegocheem]

@@NashTheBlade I mean, it could work with some of the versions of rangers.

[@nathanalexandre9043]

He worked with most of them actually but not all.

[@PrincessSketch13]

If I'm being honest, the sonic fanart was shockingly accurate

[@connorschultz380]

@JayLeeBeanz yes.

[@xDinomanx]

And honestly, not all of it was that bad. Not even borderline seedy like a lot of sonic fanart.

[@ausaralexander2627]

No cap

[@sleepy6476]

I think it was real

[@linklinksson6885]

@JayLeeBeanz yes

[@nomoresaul]

Kevin lecturing Thanos is surprisingly real world applicable and feels like the writer was actually hoping Bill Gates would see the video

[@cooperross9495]

Wait, do you actually believe Bill Gates is trying to murder half the world's population?

[@kekohokko7213]

Yup. Thanos? Still evil. And the way Kevin smiles when his replacement is doused in hot coffee warms my heart.

[@shy-griff6357]

Warms it like scalding hot coffee?

[@kekohokko7213]

@@shy-griff6357 Yes, or like a torturous teenager turning into charcoal, I suppose. ^^

[@shy-griff6357]

@@kekohokko7213 I just thought comparing it to coffee would be thematically appropriate

[@kekohokko7213]

@@shy-griff6357 7:46 So did I. :)

[@shy-griff6357]

@@kekohokko7213 l see

[@dillongeorge5866]

Villain: "Here is my brilliant plan!" Kevin: (Slaps him) "IDIOT!"

[@silver_kitten]

@Dillon George lol true

[@pogggaming4470]

More like 7 page Baka (Baka means idiot)

[@ajaxgamr4458]

Kevin’s ideas are Dream level stuff.

[@ZaneLapiz]

Joker: I'm I a joke to u

[@dahomeboi9759]

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE A PLAN IN THE FIRST PLACE, IF YOU ALREADY KNOW THE PLANS OF MY ALL MY OTHER CLIENTS SUCK! I'VE HAD BOWSER AND EVEN THANOS HIMSELF CONSIDER MY PLANS AND THEY WORKED WELL! - Probably Kevin

[@daborshy4089]

Kevin seems more like a consultant than an assistant.

[@BEPPEJHA]

He started as an assistant and then became consultant

[@sparky2_0]

He the fist consulting villain now we only need a consulting detective

[@jbmansfield1]

He’s a former McKinsey consultant turned independent lol

[@estudiordl]

He probably should fly solo, indeed...

[@cdgonepotatoes4219]

consultant, secretary or manager since he seems to have enough authority he feels allowed to "physically tutor" their supposed superior

[@bandito241]

Kevin having a lot of respect for the Joker’s plan aside from the ending of them. 😂

[@bethannart5146]

"In the arms of an angel" always gets me

[@DaltonIzHere]

It’s even funnier considering that it’s a reference to a different Dorkly bit.

[@thehillfamily1958]

Kevin is the Gordon Ramsey of villains 😂😂

[@nakupovani1]

Goddamn it I thought I had an original idea....

[@an6n505]

I feel this needs more likes

[@ruli6871]

Im Kevin

[@patrick-2star106]

True

[@jalku-2242]

Hes worse than gordon

[@ruvenzub]

So far Kevin has only approved of Joker, Google and Facebook as villains.

[@Eric-py8yy]

Joker just wanted chaos Google and Facebook are already evil

[@cptdumplin]

He hasn't even approved of Joker. Most incredible planner, lamest end-game. An overqualified underachiever is still an idiot.

[@Eric-py8yy]

@@cptdumplin why?

[@rubriccube9164]

Some of the villains are misunderstood (like joker and bowser for example)

[@BellCube]

He's approved of Joker as a *planner,* not a 100% complete villain.

[@Xdadster]

I like how nice Kevin is to bowser for some reason He doesn't physically hit him for being a dumbass and doesn't even verbally abuse him. He just does his job for him, and that's nice.

[@Skonkgasm]

Kevin isn't even very smart is the worst part. He's literally just a guy using common sense.

[@esaugamez8101]

Wait I thought he was rational. Or Is he an intellectual? Maybe even intelligent?

[@GM.Nobody]

@@esaugamez8101 both

[@XxXKillJoyXxX]

Common sense ain’t common nowadays

[@dakodablack7312]

Thinking about supply chains isn’t something a common person would do

[@kingbidoof7619]

@@dakodablack7312 maybe you just not a common person

[@LaChicaEE]

Plot twist: Kevin is actually the most poweful villain in existance, The others are just his assistants.

[@bonjourcava2493]

Tin Tin Tin

[@boondocks4315]

That’s true, he’s the most powerful villain trying to make villains even more powerful then him because he is so bored of being the most powerful and wants a even match

[@dreamcatcherben8214]

He is because he makes there plans work, thus he is responsible for all his clients evil and thus the most evil obe of all.

[@dreamcatcherben8214]

@@boondocks4315 precisely

[@Zacharieishigh]

:)

[@Thegrimsweeper]

I like how Kevin slaps like half of the villains and they don’t decide to kill him

[@static1217]

*"Now get out. I got like 3 other evil clowns I gotta see today... Devin can you please send in Pennywise so I can explain to him how to not get destroyed by the GOD DAMN GOONIES!!"* 😂 Probably my favorite Kevin line of all time

[@jaylenbiggs3473]

*Kevin Becomes a Villian* Every Hero in Existence: Shit.

[@trickster9631]

AND every villain too...

[@abnercolon8969]

I think we would see literal omnipotent beings try to stop him

[@GamerBendy]

@@trickster9631 so he's antihero then?

[@randomthings8732]

@@abnercolon8969 then, kevin would use common sense with the other omnipotent beings that are villains to.. win, cant believe this, common sense rules

[@Huskyconcert]

He already has he's gunman

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Hulk's punches don't faze Thanos but Kevin is strong enough to make him flinch.

[@prompthorizon_12]

Dude come on

[@Rize-TheArtOfPlay]

Recommendations huh? They always get you.

[@shaggy5052]

Yall do know that some of these comments are fake this one real tho but cheak how long they been on KZbin if it doesn't say 2 years then its fake Now 3 years

[@josephschroeppel852]

Kevin is stronger than the Hulk thats how he gets away with slapping his bosses and they cant do anything about it because hes too powerful

[@gokce9521]

It’s his willpower

[@theepic1944]

The fact that Kevin helps villains who are not that bad makes him less of a threat and more of an helping ally.

[@leilaniferrer3485]

Kevin talking about supply chains was so big brain that i just kept rewinding it lol 9:01

[@BobBob-oc5jj]

Kevin just slapped Thanos in the face, wielder of the infinity gauntlet that literally kills half the human race. Man has balls of steel.

[@thesuperiorasian1557]

Not to mention the rest of the universe

[@FFKonoko]

Also it kinda ignored his point....like even with perfect supply chains, sooner or later we run out. Him snapping half the universe was also very much not a permanent solution by itself.

[@joshuah.9529]

@@FFKonoko still helpful for quite a while

[@Bomb_boy-sn4pr]

Steel ball run

[@erosenzei4148]

Half of all race

[@jonathanbowling2904]

Here's a Theory: is Kevin just Kevin from Home Alone all grown up? It would explain why he is so good at home security.

[@leonardtoth3625]

But thats just a theory, a Dorkly theory

[@jonathanbowling2904]

@@leonardtoth3625 haha sigh... Nerds of a feather do flock together. ;)

[@spgkings6368]

But hey that's just a theory, a KZbin theory

[@jpepito87]

@@spgkings6368 thanks for watching!

[@randomidiot2958]

@@jpepito87 ANDDDDDDDD CUT....

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

I'd love to see Kevin for a change of pace discuss with Peter and strange about the flaws of their initial spell(and of course the multiversal villians lol)

[@tymaddux2644]

So let me get this straight. You Doctor Stephen Strange decided to help a 17 year old boy, BRAINWASH THE ENTIRE WORLD, SO HE AND HIS FRIENDS COULD GO TO COLLEDGE AND THEN MESS UP THE SPELL BECAUSE HE NEVER CLARIFIED WHAT HE WANTED THE SPELL TO BE BECAUSE YOU ALSO NEVER CLARIFIED WHAT THE SPELL WAS AND WHEN IT BECAME TO RISKY YOU DIDNT STOP IT BEFORE IT WAS TOO LATE. THEN YOU GO FIGHT SPIDERMAN IN THE MIRROR DIMENSION, IN YOURS ELEMENT AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGED TO BEAT YOUR ASS USING GODDAMN MATH. But lets not forget you Peter, you decided that instead of using all your genius and gifts left behind by your Iron Da-Oh Im sorry Mentor, to simply debunk all of Mysterios claims and get back the Public support of the people. Then when you decided to help them you simply BROUGHT ALL OF THEM INTO YOUR APARTMENT THAT COULD CAUSE MASSIVE COLLETRAL DAMAGE, SHOULD THEY TURN ON YOU, INSTEAD OF SIMPLY BRINGING ALL YOUR LAB EQUIPMENT, INTO THE MAGIC PRISON, WHERE THEY COULDNT GET OUT AND IF THE TURNED YOU COULD SIMPLY WARP THEM BACK INTO THE PRISON. THEN THEY COULD NOT GET OUT AND YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO FIX THEM. NO WONDER THEY ALL TURNED ON YOU, IT WAS SIMPLY SO EASY. Alright now get out I have like 15 more other Marvel heroes I need to correct. Alright Illumati you can now come into NOT GET EASILY BEATEN BY EMOTIONALLY DESTROYED SCARLETT WITCH

[@thejonbrownshow8470]

@@tymaddux2644 I like it, tho I think maybe that blond guy from the first Thanos one should handle heroes (utilizing characters to their fullest potential is a dream of mine as a aspiring writer lol)

[@-Neon-]

Kevin doesn't care what's good or bad he is just enthusiastic with his job as an Assistant.

[@ericbrown175]

Honestly these evil bosses are waaayyyy more open to criticism than any boss I’ve had Edit: woah Kevin graced me with a lot of likes

[@GattToDaChoppa]

Ironic. (and yes, i just quoted another evil boss.)

[@chocolateeclare2286]

Agreed

[@dripnaruto7683]

@@GattToDaChoppa Hol up

[@leyrua]

Weeeeell he does have the Triforce and can literally wish away his employers. I wouldn't want to mess with him. "Kevin! Buddy! Have another pay raise!"

[@LucianDevine]

Kevin does likely have some pretty good references and a solid success rate. So they are prolly a bit more open than they otherwise would be.

[@Smash0251]

Man, Kevin has to deal with all this shit instead of being evil himself

[@tycoon1323]

What happens when you stop at your bachelors instead of your masters

[@red__guy]

He's doing what he's good at

[@somechupacabrawithinternet8866]

i think i'm gonna kill him

[@ADudeNamedLucky]

Lucky for us.

[@seantaggart7382]

You know what? Alexa! Can you call him? Alexa: sure thing!

[@MRNentertainment7122]

Dr. Wily actually did really, really good and in some of the later games he actually won. He wiped out humanity and trapped the Blue Bomber in space- check out the Mega Man Legends games. Although a majority of the success is because of the Sigma and Wily Viruses, he still made them as part of a big final plan. MatPat made a really interesting and sensible Game Theory video called "Game Theory: Mega Man DOOMED Humanity" and it shows in the big timeline of games that he actually won.

[@lachlanross2643]

Kevin is a straight to the point kind of person that realises the floors in games from the past

[@GrubbusHubbus]

This is entirely just “no no he’s got a point” for videogames.

[@triccele]

And movies

[@ZackShark1]

@@triccele what?

[@triccele]

@@ZackShark1 the original comment only mention videogames, but Kevin also helps character from movies

[@mollieanddavidmalone5062]

@@ummmidk28363 your name says it all....

[@ivian8425]

@@mollieanddavidmalone5062 Hi, hello there

[@redringaming3017]

"You are by far, THE worst, magical Hitler, I have ever worked with." God, I just lost it there.

[@buggyfun1060]

Same this just means he’s worked for several magical hitlers

[@TurtleMamboCassette]

Are there other magic hitler’s in your life

[@havardl4495]

vladimir putin?

[@adenhickman5780]

@@buggyfun1060 I thought the EXACT sane thing

[@mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm9823]

But to be fair if he just made random horcruxes dumbledore could just say asio

[@ryanplays8221]

13:16 mans hair lookin like the green dye from minecraft

[@TheAnimatingdiddy]

Bro kevin explaining what causes starvation and showing the holes on Thanos plan is godly.

[@stefanm.734]

I appreciate how Kevin had absolutely no issues with the Joker, except that the ending to his plan was extremely underwhelming.

[@derekstronf1837]

Joker's Endgame.... No one knows it. Not even himself

[@amyschildgamerlive4519]

Ikr!

[@drbright9697]

@@derekstronf1837 I mean if you look at the whole thing Joker is the good guy in dark knight. He stops organized crime, makes the batman retire so they stop having a guy just come around and kick the shit out of people and clears out the police corruption. Is he a good person ofc not but he got the job done lol.

[@derekstronf1837]

@@drbright9697 You know... you got a point there

[@WinstontheClown]

@@drbright9697 there's actually a theory that joker was the hero in the dark knight

[@mrman7790]

Kevin and the Pokemon trainer need to team up for the ultimate logical team

[@SGT676]

The universe can't handle that trio

[@superfanboytosomethings2768]

Yes

[@pizzamaster355]

@@SGT676 *trio, you can't forget scyther

[@SGT676]

@@pizzamaster355 of course cant forget the good guy scyther

[@elpaltas5606]

YASSSSSS

[@acyclicglobe7395]

Kevin: "Hey, what are you a doctor of, anyway?" Doctor Wily: "Oh, I'm a gynecologist. A TERRIBLE GYNECOLOGIST!"

[@Agent-8]

Kevin: “you are the worst magical hitler I have ever worked with”

[@jacks019]

I like how casually Kevin is trying to help end the world

[@nobodyimportant2470]

In defense of Ganon, in many of the games he was not in charge of designing half of the dungeons. They were made to keep Ganon's minions out and/or test the hero.

[@Ninjaananas]

Exactly. Most of them have been infested with demons and had originally another purpose. And he cannot actually use the Triforce because of his inbalance.

[@PhazonBlaxor]

@@Ninjaananas Besides, when did Ganon actually get all of the three pieces? I've played almost all of the Zelda games and Ganon usually only has the triforce of power (and wisdom from Zelda).

[@Ninjaananas]

@@PhazonBlaxor He had the full Triforce in A Link to the Past, in the Fallen Hero Timeline. But he was still unbalanced so I am not sure to which extend he can really use it.

[@PhazonBlaxor]

@@Ninjaananas Oh, really? At what point? It's been 15 years since I last played LTTP, I don't remember he having all of them.

[@Ninjaananas]

@@PhazonBlaxor You do not remember beating the game? After you beat him, you enter a room with the full Triforce in it. He gained it before the game started.

[@Gabowsk]

Villains: **Have evil plans** Kevin's Common Sense: I'm gonna have to stop you right there.

[@gunmancarl9618]

nice 69 likes

[@Darkened83]

uses logic

[@DusBeforeDawn2008]

Kevin: Except you Google and Facebook

[@ivettrivera5306]

Kevin used common sense. It was really effective!

[@manmeergill7047]

I only have 1 problem with kevin. For example, Thanos is not trying to solve world hunger, but kevin thinks he is for some reason. I think if Kevin knew that there were beings trying to eat all life and they are almost unkillable then he would have something to work with. Kevin is great but he is very uninformed about the worlds.

[@chad_cloaker6957]

15:40 And that’s how chrome was born

[@goofy_and_generic]

Super Robotnik is something i REALLY needed to see in my life

[@ton4906]

"By far, the worst magical Hitler, I worked with" Does that mean there is more...?

[@vlitragaia5969]

Yep hey genocidal magicians exist

[@julliancauntay5974]

Does Palpatine count?

[@couragew6260]

JullianShinyhuntr You’re a space wizard, Luke!

[@vlitragaia5969]

@@julliancauntay5974 Technically yeah

[@codylgarcia]

Grindelwald

[@solentadesse7205]

I'm surprised that Kevin hasn't been fired for hitting his boss.

[@tharealflipwilson1593]

The ends justify the means

[@theunknownone5663]

Sometimes they need to be hit.

[@Kentrc11]

Slapping bosses is apart of his job description

[@solentadesse7205]

@@theunknownone5663 No I get it it's just surprising that some of them didn't just threaten him or something that's all I'm saying.

[@badcake4915]

@@solentadesse7205 hey, he is the perfect, PERFECT assistant there is. Who would risk losing him? They know that he is smart. There is no knowing what will happen if they threatning him.

[@silverblade357]

Thanos bringing his assistant coffee automatically makes him more considerate than most real world bosses!

[@mcs9990]

We need Kevin to have his own show on adult swim with helping villains.

[@skelepunner745sans5]

There kinda was

[@bakercrossaint738]

Kevin is the Gordon Ramsay of villians, he finds flaws in most of them except the joker.

[@KR-wl5yd]

Was that a pun or bad spelling? Like Gormuet + Gordon + Gorgon or something?

[@bakercrossaint738]

@@KR-wl5yd mostly bad spelling, im really bad at typing fast and i really needed to do that fast.

[@cameronweaver2013]

@@bakercrossaint738 You can edit your comment if need be. just click the three dots on the side when you hover over your comment

[@mateololero4091]

The edit made my comment useless

[@KR-wl5yd]

@@bakercrossaint738 ok got it

[@loopadoop]

Can we just talk about how quickly this man draws on his board

[@fright3141]

9:46 and that's just earth imagine other planets caous

[@Frosthief]

I love how Joker-the literally most psychotic villain with no endgame and has no plan on taking out the ONE guy who can stop him. Is the only one he respects.

[@kenthuang436]

The Joker’s endgame is to create chaos.

[@oliverfougere6296]

Because he shows that he is capable of getting what he wants, but it is confusing as to what he wants.

[@anonymouslyforgotten3840]

Jokers objective is to break batman. Joker does not exist without batman because joker thrives off him. Jokers goal is simply to make batman finally go for the kill.

[@issackaiser]

Cuz Joker’s plans actually works. His end game is not as grand as other but his plan works.

[@TheEmpiresStrongest]

Anonymously Forgotten He’ll never break Batman his mind is too strong. He sticks to that not kill code no matter how bad it gets.

[@PengyAnims]

I like how he called Link a "Peter Pan cosplayer"

[@BellCube]

Pantsless**

[@murilomoreti3613]

Cant say that its a lie

[@abm5119]

mute**

[@vicefurco.9134]

@TheLastLaugh Oof

[@BluejewelReal]

666 likes yikes

[@darkwarriormaster9644]

Can you make an updated compilation video? We kind of need it now thanks to the new Assistant videos

[@racingflash6292]

Way too many villains across everything need Kevin the Assistant and is he's so underrated.

[@planetbob6703]

The Joker is like a dog making super complicated plans to catch cars. If he fails he has a dozen contingency plans. He is the best planner we know but he just uses his abbility to chase cars

[@jackfables3470]

So, he's like his greatest enemy, but he identifies as a dog, instead of a bat ?

[@LeoNguyenex]

Joker is not a good planner, its just that he’s willing to take a lose-lose situation. He’s willing to go down with the heroes because he care more about creating chaos rather than the end result

[@OK-yy6qz]

@@LeoNguyenex he's a Great Planner his Plan in Dark Knight was basically Flawless

[@MrSolarguard]

Yep only reason it failed was because he forgot about the people element

[@WinstontheClown]

@@LeoNguyenex and yet he succeeds with most of his plans

[@Dragokaiju2000]

Electrode: *"In the arms, of an angel~"* That crack me up more than it should. XD

[@hochfamily8731]

The Pokémon's faces when electrode started flashing.

[@cjkelly7536]

@@hochfamily8731 "Oh... Shi-"

[@unusede8437]

*NO WITNESSES*

[@j.dinquisitor2770]

500th like. Also, Electrode's line was funny as hell.

[@factstheseare3682]

We need a return of Kevin

[@Dodge6117shorts]

Why did Thanos not make more resources

[@BrysansASTD]

“You are the worst magical hitler I have ever worked with.”

[@TheAllSeeingEye2468]

Makes me wonder how many 'magical Hitler's' Kevin has worked with and who they where

[@superfanboytosomethings2768]

Noice

[@M4A1BestGirl]

Susan would have demonetized this strictly because it contains the H word.

[@TurnerGoodrich]

Probably Sauron from the Lord of the rings would be up there. His plan of basically pickling elves in weird magical mud until they turned into uruk-hai was pretty stupid, considering the fact that he could've avoided all of that by just using saruman's influence in the magical world to convey the one ring as something to be protected, thus instilling a social precedent that would prevent four foot tall hair covered midgets from destroying said ring after wandering around in caves fighting monstrous spiders.

[@Banana_boat]

I wonder who the best was.

[@joshkeene8457]

“You’re breaking the rules! *THE RUUUUUULES!* ”

[@Jakob1_104]

THATS THE POINT!

[@jackgibsonfirstalt]

4:13 this is illegal

[@racelkatyusha403]

@@jackgibsonfirstalt THATS THE POINT

[@jackgibsonfirstalt]

@@racelkatyusha403 I don’t care

[@phillipmargrave521]

How very Japanese of him yOu mUsT fOLLoW tHe RuLeS!

[@user-on6tk5zu2z]

This is basically finding he weakness of villains and I love it.

[@rickodomatazo8707]

Would be nice to see more of that again^^ There are so many villains who need a Assistant ^^

[@Froggyman145]

I like the change of setting with Thanos: he didn't need Kevin to help him accomplish his goal, he needed Kevin to show him why his goal is fucking STUPID

[@Eric-py8yy]

Yeah

[@Eric-py8yy]

Literaly he did more bad things than every other person in the Galaxy

[@HoradeFidges]

@Marcel Reiner Because he wanted to do it at a universal scale. He was already doing that without the stones, it's just that it was taking so long, so instead he used like what?, two days of work collecting the stones, and after that he finished in a single snap, instead of having to travel planet by planet

[@Steven9567]

that wasn't his goal the comics at all he fell in love wit death and killing everyone to get ger attention or something

[@paulogarcia9557]

@@Steven9567 and then she said "i wanna be the one with power in the relacion ship so i stay with deadpool"

[@michaelzautner4848]

"I have created the most perfectly evil entity possible." How was there no Disney reference there?

[@Nonamearisto]

They're saving that for later, maybe.

[@R4VEN77]

what do you mean? Disney is good... *ALL HAIL DISNEY*

[@parkerwebb7378]

Disney plus EA plus Facebook Google combo Oh dear mother of god what have we created

[@everburn]

Well compared to Amazon and Google and Facebook. Disney is actually pretty small. Just think about the aspects of everyone's life they've taken over

[@carsonrush3352]

He didn't want to die

[@dingo2306]

I wonder how Kevin could have helped Emperor Palpatine or any of the "evil" space wizards in the Star Wars Universe. 🤔

[@JargonMadjin]

To be fair, the reason Robotnik put animals in robots is because they acted as a power source for the robots. They were literal living batteries

[@mrjolibee7973]

*”A gynecologist, a TERRIBLE GYNECOLOGIST”*

[@gooddayma8]

What even is a gynecologist?

[@shaytoonnick]

Themysteryrobloxian idk

[@onyren8194]

Jollibee nooooooooo

[@something1811]

:0

[@legenderyperson3533]

Themysteryrobloxian theyr doctors that specialize in women's health

[@marquisyarosh4994]

Kevin has insanely good advice about curing starvation.

[@shanekeenaNYC]

Or just double the resources.

[@tetrachart4156]

@@shanekeenaNYC his whole point makes that adding resources wont change that much , since the supply chains still distributes the same amount of food to the same places. Increasing resources will only cause people to get more greedy , maybe thereby causing reduction in food distribution and even more starvation.

[@funkmantim2661]

We are also forgetting that resources are not only just food, we also must consider resources for building, creating medical supplies, land for growing food and materials for supplies, ext.

[@wastelandlegocheem]

Well thanos IS the nad titan

[@sirpumpkin99]

@@shanekeenaNYC not really. One could instead just make humanity and beyond utopic societies. No war, no greed, no human evil. Boom. Problem solved

[@pastapastajfollower2919]

It’s amazing how Kevin cal easily come up with Villian plot holes in the matter of seconds! He’s truly one of the smartest characters.

[@User_TH3F1N4L3]

9:27 the police officer explaining how wrong EDP445 treated the "cupcakes":

[@ShovelChef]

"Divorced twice. Recovering alcoholic. Doesn't leave a lot of room for a sense of humor." I know some future villain assistants. 👋😌

[@bonedude1286]

👋🙂

[@TheR1.0AUCCC]

?

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@TheR1.0AUCCC I would actually Ague against the Pokemon-Thing, but whatever, ignoring that: The Thanos-Bit really hurt cause: Yeah, its really a Distribution-Problem. Its unfortunately an objective fact that no one has to ever have Hunger, Humanity is just insanely-inefficient, as KZbinrs like Some-More-News and Second-Thought pointed out. Seen their videos on Famines and S-it?

[@TheR1.0AUCCC]

@@loturzelrestaurant What pokemon thing?

[@loturzelrestaurant]

@@TheR1.0AUCCC The Skit about Pokemon-Logic?

[@limbo2433]

Gordon Ramsey: finally, a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!

[@LS-rp6yq]

Oh my god

[@LukeIdontKnow]

Yes

[@eren34558]

YES!

[@gaming_reaper6471]

Gordon Ramsay would destroy Kevin

[@Nonexistentbystanderhere]

@@gaming_reaper6471 I am KEVIN!!

[@you123kiFe]

I love how it made thanos good, kevin can make even Voldemort to a hot dog if he wants to, because he is good at convincing.

[@MilesWorld658]

This is one of your best videos

[@dambust232]

That Thanos one made me actually realise how deadly the snap was. imaging being on a plane and both pilots turn to dust and then your plan crash into the ground, the Snap would of killed hundreds of people who wouldn't come back from the avengers snap, or those that did who were flying at the time would have plummeted to their deaths.

[@Kilo6Charlie]

oh it's even worse with the Avengers snap. all those people that were dusted on planes and in vehicles suddenly spawn back in exactly where they were. we see video of a band spawning in the middle of a basketball game so there was clearly no accounting for potential danger. so EVERY one of those dusted people moving at ANY vehicular speed relative to the Earth now pop back into existence at 40+ MPH and skid along the pavement/drop out of the sky. even if speed wasn't kept, suddenly hundreds of people appearing randomly in the middle of potentially active roads. or on floors of buildings which just no longer exist

[@alejandrocamberosrodriguez4222]

@@Kilo6Charlie I think the Russo brothers clarified this point: when the Hulk snapped the gauntlet, he made a remark, to bring back everyone safely (a. k. a. those people flying on airplanes would appear on the ground, those that were driving would be stationary, et cetera).

[@Kodiaksaint]

Not to mention the mass starvation. The world’s infrastructure has had 5 years to adjust to providing resources to the current population, then suddenly said population doubles. It would take months, if not years, for society to adjust to the sudden influx of resource demands, and how much starvation and disease will be seen in the meantime?

[@theinternetpolice2078]

Don't people survive plane crashes more often than not?

[@rev0568]

@@theinternetpolice2078 Usually they have a pilot to make sure they do. With these planes it would mean they would just nosedive into the ground. That's death.

[@zach_xmddd699]

I love how all the villains just take everything that Kevin throws at them.

[@-JohnDoe-]

I was really waiting for the more irrational ones yell back or try to kill him.

[@thebestname9944]

Patrick thanos thantrick

[@IsaiahRichards692]

I love how Giovanni is so confident in his Pokémon, he thinks he can take on eight of Kevin’s at the same time!

[@ilovedragonball2435]

Kevin is picking apart their plans and giving them common sense to work with. Seeing as their plans didn’t work before they’re probably willing to try anything

[@neoterumi4772]

@@ilovedragonball2435 except for joker in which the thing he’s disappointed in is the end goal.

[@SiegeTF]

I always thought Wily had a doctorate in robotics engineering, while Light was a programmer, which is why Light got the credit for the robot's human-like behavior, and that's what drove Wily mad. Also the reason he relies on crazy machines and stealing robots, instead of building more high quality bots like Bass.

[@atreyucraft3502]

i like your drawing style!

[@titan5695]

*planting more crops* Thanos: No *destroying half of the universe* Thanos: Ye

[@redjake6075]

,

[@joaodorjmanolo]

To be fair, the problem is logistic and monetary policies, not plantation. But giving people knowledge and technology to crop more productively would help a shit ton.

[@Based_4_Life]

@@joaodorjmanolo Yeah, but we all know the simplest solution would have been to make it rain food everywhere periodically.

[@jonathanblair5920]

@@Based_4_Life infinite power, finite brains

[@mastermudkip4629]

Bruh just double the nutritional value of literally everything in the universe, and things get better, or a better idea, JUST MAKE PEOPLE NOT NEED FOOD.

[@definetelykosakukawajiri8465]

To be honest if Hitler had Kevin, oh boy.. Kevin: “SO YOUR BRILLIANT PLAN WAS TO LOSE STALINGRAD?!?!?!”

[@TurnerGoodrich]

Well his brilliant plan was more to attempt to demoralize the Soviet people, which is pretty much impossible. They're country is practically uninvadeable the Soviet winter kills off any occupying enemy force that stays in that hell hole for too long. Also Hitler was woefully unprepared for such a campaign in the first place.

[@lederp8096]

You can't compare Hitler with these fictional villains. Fictional villains' plans have huge plot holes that could have been patched up and they would have won with an overwhelming advantage. Hitler had fewer resources than his opponents and a lot more factors go into whether a war is won or lost.

[@joshuaroberts7794]

I am German, and this, this is some funny shit

[@joshuaroberts7794]

YOU TRIED ATTACKING RUSSIA?! IN THE WINTER?!

[@spacetechempire510]

YOU ALLIED YOURSELF WITH NOT ONE BUT TWO NATIONS THAT HAVE THE POSSIBILITY OF RUINING YOUR PLAN FOR WORLD DOMINATION. BY EATHER DECLARING WAR ON A NATION WITH THE MANPOWER, TECHNOLOGY, INDUSTRY, AND RESOURCES TO SINGLE HANDILY BREAK THE STALEMATES IN THERE OWN FAVOR. OR THAT THEY CAINT EVEN DEFEND THERE OWN TERRITORY WITH OUT HELP.

[@WatchingTheWorldFall]

3 years later this vid still makes me laugh :D

[@capnuge7488]

The fact that he lived through any of this is amazing.

[@ravelnavarro9625]

*I have a feeling that this entire series was made in order to have somebody on the Dorkly team be able to vent about discrepancies in the plots of villains.*

[@magicrabbit9446]

Thats probably true, i would do the same thing

[@user-ny4jw6cd5j]

I- uh fair enough

[@proudpapaprick]

You know, you're not wrong, but I'm here for it.

[@micah1254]

Yes

[@sageofrsforever1433]

VILLIANS DESERVE TO WIN TOO

[@daviddent5662]

I freaking LOVE Kevin. He's like the embodiment of the Evil Overlord List.

[@jairosoto520]

Fff

[@nichsa8984]

too insane and too effective smart

[@jamesroad316]

I am surprised you haven't done this for diablo villians. I mean they made so many stupid mistakes like not closing portals or revealing their plans

[@terrakage4462]

8:00 meanwhile the manga: *Ghetsis casually crucifying the gym leaders*

[@spookyscarysteve]

I love that Ivo didn’t need Kevin to completely spell it out, just point out he had a Hedgehog robot

[@Josh-yp8fn]

@Noah Maldonado he does?

[@noahyoungbluekaiju9255]

@@Josh-yp8fn yeah them being Metal Sonic Silver Sonic Mecha Sonic And Metal Sonic 3.0

[@jibronyasein947]

@@noahyoungbluekaiju9255 and that robot Sonic from the early fleetway comics

[@noahyoungbluekaiju9255]

I was just listings the one from the games

[@jibronyasein947]

@@noahyoungbluekaiju9255 also he has metal knuckles

[@0kz494]

For the thanos part, he should have mentioned that all food and most resources are made of living things.

[@shadoruto6679]

Yeah and the snap itself was dumb. I mean it would never destroy half of the universe fairly. I mean he can’t destroy half rich people and poor people while destroying half of each category of either of them. Like he can’t destroy half of poor people with phone,with food, with nothing and I think you got the point now. But the worst is the fact that he decides for everyone if half of the universe must die and in endgame he literally decides for the whole f*****g universe if they should all die. I mean it’s like an worst version of Hitler. I mean sure hitler was really bad. But at least he would never kill everyone.

[@ribsmeat2333]

That's not thanos real goal in the comics he only erases half all life so that he can get laid

[@0kz494]

@@ribsmeat2333 by the goddess of death right? But I think he was referring to the movie

[@ribsmeat2333]

@@0kz494 yea

[@jessicamelchior5247]

Pog 69th like

[@shauqiharris2772]

Kevin, the best evil assistant ever existed in the history of villains.

[@redsdeadahead7]

“ how to not get destroyed by the goddamn goonies” how to be dying bro funniest thing I’ve heard all day 14:20

[@dangurney1042]

I would have liked to have seen Kevin assisting Disney Villains: Jafar- Your snake staff hypnotizes people right? Then why don't you just hypnotize the whole kingdom into think you're the Sultan's son thus making you next in line for the throne?! Come to think of it, why do you even need to be sultan?! You can just hypnoytize the Sultan to run the country however you would. Scar- Ok so you managed to murder your brother to try and cease power good.. There's just one little problem ... WHY WOULD YOU TRUST YOUR HYENEA MINIONS TO KILL YOUR NEPHEW AFTER THEY FAILED TO KILL HIM THE FIRST TIME?! Or here's an idea you have a bunch of Hyenas on your side why not send all of them instead of just three? That way they could block off all sides, and he wouldn't be able to come back as an adult and take the throne away from you. Ursula- I've noticed that you've had a hypnotizing potion this whole time which you only bothered to use as a last resort. If you want to be queen of the ocean, why don't you just use the potion to hypnotize Triton into marrying you?!

[@jamesroad316]

All good except the last one. No potion is strong enough to make you wanna marry ursula

[@lotus-eater]

@@jamesroad316 also i think(im not completely sure) Ursula and triton in the little mermaid are related

[@VoidZeroNothing]

God darn _THROWN._ You mean throne? Obviously you mean throne. What else could you mean? Oh. You fixed it. Huh. Now I'm sad.

[@girosvaldodeskate2214]

@@lotus-eater so kill is ok, but incest is not?

[@SpiritofBardock93]

Oh here's one for you: Gaston- Ok so you managed to convince an entire town that you're the best being of all time. WHILE ALSO consuming the majority of their farm supplies, namely eggs for some reason, not gonna judge. Though the one thing I can't seem to understand is WHY GO AFTER ONE GIRL WHEN YOU HAVE TRIPLETS FAWNING OVER EVERY SINGLE MOVEMENT YOU MAKE. Just leave Belle and her father alone, and bang the triplets, OK? Ok..

[@maaz4mars985]

Thanos could’ve just doubled all resources with the reality stone

[@ziimulhah3223]

Or created a new reality

[@ziimulhah3223]

@@mindbendersambition7014 fair

[@penguinwithgun6436]

Oooooooor, MAKE INFINITE RESOURCES, CHANGE THE RULES OF HOW LIFE WORKS, THESE ARE THE STONES THAT CREATED THE UNIVERSE FOR CRIST SAKE, THEY HAVE INFINITY IN THEIR NAME AGHHHHHH

[@jarrodmyers7747]

@@mindbendersambition7014 yet in endgame he talked about wiping out all existence and creating a new one

[@mindbendersambition7014]

@@jarrodmyers7747 creating infinite resources is different from destroying something, it arguably takes way more power and might be impossible

[@destroyerofbathroom3460]

Kevin, the only Sith Lord I would ever respect

[@richardphillips8316]

I'm in a lot of pain. Thank you for helping me take my mind off of it.

[@zacharyjoy8724]

Holy crap! Kevin is *literally* the Evil Overlord who actually *read* the List!

[@levibrechbiel7421]

Wrong Kevin didn't read the list he made the list

[@monst3r_child832]

is there a reference in here that im not getting?

[@zacharyjoy8724]

@@monst3r_child832 …Please tell me you’re joking. 😓 I thought *everyone* knew about The Evil Overlord List. It’s been an Internet staple for nerds everywhere, for decades.

[@monst3r_child832]

@@zacharyjoy8724 no joke, although maybe ive heard about it and just forgotten? in any case a refresher would be greatly appreciated

[@zacharyjoy8724]

@@monst3r_child832 Put simply, the list covers what to do and what *not* to do in order to become a successful Evil Overlord. It’s based off of every fantasy and sci-fi trope and cliché, and is utterly hilarious. The Evil Overlord who follows the List is ruthless but pragmatic.

[@joaquinnovoa2386]

7:26 to be honest I think I know why he follows the rules its because he’s a traditional gym leader so he has to

[@Oddball_Gamer]

THIS IS HILARIOUS AND AWESOME REALLY A PIECE OF ART

[@shakirahawkins8671]

Kevin: Devin, Send in Pennywise so I can explain to him how to NOT GET DESTROYED BY THE GOD DAMN *G O O N I E S -*

[@jamiemorgan9396]

(Everyone liked that)

[@joshuakleopfer751]

Timestamp please

[@shakirahawkins8671]

Thanks for 138 likes!

[@shakirahawkins8671]

@@joshuakleopfer751 14:20

[@Nicoisbestboi]

Why should I send in Pennywise? (Yes my name is Devin lol)

[@gromblereal]

holy shit that "fanart" segment was scarily accurate

[@Yalelwlekeldkcma]

agreed

[@sherlockisverytired3169]

yea espacily the pregnant and the Oc

[@u-topic4795]

r/cursedimages

[@iron1975]

Why do people even draws that

[@spydoggy_]

@@iron1975 they find it "fun" for some goddamn reason

[@CubanVJ]

Great work gunman

[@cojosox8211]

1:05 The fact that Eggman JUST Realized how Metal Sonic, since he's a robotic hedgehog, can navigate the special zones. Lol.

[@BillZomono23]

He's called an assistant, but sits in the manager position

[@milesedgeworth3667]

After Giovanni he became a consultant,met more villians,includeing Thanos,got dusted by random then the Thanos episode begins

[@aidannovak1747]

Kevin could become a villain by himself Also the pennywise goonies joke was the absolute best

[@JedKni]

Yes

[@chrishall5185]

Same

[@awesomelolas4421]

Tes the best

[@spongebobsquarepants2981]

Whats a goonies?

[@lionprowl]

@@spongebobsquarepants2981 The Goonies was a Steven Spielberg movie in the... 1980's, I think? It's actually really good, and it's where Josh Brolin (Cable and Thanos, among other roles) got into Hollywood acting. It's my favorite movie. You can probably find it on Netflix... Then again, I'm not sure Netflix is available in Bikini Bottom, so you might be out of luck there.